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hey /tg/
im at my grandparents house in the middle of nowhere and i looked out the window and saw a bunch of necron warriors surrounding and using their usual tactics (move slowly and shoot).I freaked out until i saw one trip and break apart,so i figured theyre 5th edition necrons.So what should i do?
i got a butterfly knife,a few steak knives,a 12 gauge shotgun and a shovel

>> No.13039318

Use the shovel to pack the knives into the shotgun.

Fire for effect.

>> No.13039319

You should throw the book at them.

>> No.13039322

Take a deep breath, get some water.

Someone's dosed you. It'll be cool. Just remember that it's not forever. Try to listen to some calming music and think positive.

>> No.13039324

>>13039319

Are you kidding? He should book it out of there!

>> No.13039328

>>13039324

Yeah, even fifth edition necrons can put him in the dead-book.

>> No.13039331

FIND THE MONOLITH
YOU DESTROY THAT AND THIS IS OVER.

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>>13039322

>> No.13039348

>>13039331
Or kill 20 necrons. The monolith goes away because SQUAD BROKEN

>> No.13039357

>>13039331
I'm now picturing a man tripping on acid beating the shit out of a 4x4 with a shovel screaming "for the emprah!"

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>> No.13039365

>>13039331
good idea
ill throw my 3 spess mehreen figures at it
theyre 5th edition and overpowered anyway

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>> No.13039370

>>13039357
Dressed in cardboard boxes with an omega sign drawn on them, too.

>> No.13039371

Shotguns are more or less harmless to Necrons. My veterans proved this the other day, argh.

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>> No.13039432

What the fuck happened in this thread?

>> No.13039443

>>13039432
Shh, don't harsh on OP. He's having a bad trip. We're trying to help him out.

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>>13039432

just as planned

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OP, this is what you should do:
1. Pretend you are a Blood Angel. Shout something about Sanguinius or Black Rage.
2. You are now a bro to any necron.
3. Have a good time with your new bros! You can go beat some shit out of your neighbors or even rob a GW store. Your fellow necrons will help you.

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>> No.13041422

>>13039477
You got the rest of those?

>> No.13042301

get an 2+ armor save and feel no pain, you can walkThrough them

>> No.13042325

>>13042301

also R5

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