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Don't worry, /tg/, I don't bite.

Much.

>> No.12897356

It's not how much you bite that worries me, it's how hard you'll bite. And where.

>> No.12897371

Silly Evil Spinnerette, you can't be a drider. You aren't even a drow!

>> No.12897389

You look like you've gained some substantial weight. Seriously, you've got a monstrous abdomen back there. I mean, some guys like it, but I prefer a more, ah, gentle figure.

>> No.12897404

/r/ drow pictures

>> No.12897408

/tg/ - Samefag

>> No.12897431

rolled 32828 = 32828

>>12897371

*gasp You can't call someone a drow!

meangirlsreference.jpg

>> No.12897443

Well I would post my admittedly more-cute-than-sexy spider girl porno comic, but oh well. No porn allowed.

>> No.12897461

I'd fuck her.

>> No.12897462

>>12897443
Unless the art is Western in origin, you can post it on /d/ and link here. That's fully within the rules.

>> No.12897471

>>12897443

Link to an off-site location.

Or what I do if it's on the hard drive is post image in an old thread in a slow board with a sage, and link it from there.

>> No.12897490

>>12897462
>>12897471
>implying he's not just trying to stir up shit

>> No.12897523

>> No.12897542

>> No.12897552

>>12897490 here
Point proven.

>> No.12897555

>>12897333

Ah, shit, not another one.

>> No.12897568

>>12897333
That's ok baby.

I bite harder.

>> No.12897575

DO NOT WORRY CITIZENS! THE ENCLAVE IS HERE TO BURN THE MUTIES!

>> No.12897581

You are smalltime,

>> No.12897596

>>12897443
Don't worry anon

I'll bear your heavy burden for you

>> No.12897608

>>12897596
Man, I'm such a martyr. Someone should build an effigy.

>> No.12897613

I remember that comic from awhile ago with the spider girl fucking a dude with her spinneretts.

They had some of the spider anatomy off though.

>> No.12897628

>>12897575

>> No.12897635

BEGONE YOU MUTIE SCUM!

>> No.12897637

>>12897596
>>12897608

The dude in those comics looks like such a fucking creeper. Anyway the one with the tsundere centaur is the best.

>> No.12897655

>>12897596
>bawww /tg/ didn't jump on my balls and beg for my comic

>> No.12897656

>>12897333
She's 16 btw.

ENJOY YOUR SPIDERY JAILBAIT ANON.

>> No.12897657

>>12897637
true dat, tsuntaur is best tier

>> No.12897703

You guys do realize these drider women can't wear pantsuits right?

>> No.12897704

>>12897656

I WILL THANK YOU

>> No.12897727

>>12897655
>Implying there is a single person on 4chan who hasn't already seen those comics anyway

>> No.12897730

>>12897568
wtf is that thing?

>> No.12897737

>>12897730
Your new waifu.

>> No.12897758

>>12897737
But that thing is male, not female...

>> No.12897760

>>12897730
A "Bloodcake," obviously

>> No.12897766

CITIZENS PLEASE VACATE THE THREAD AS ENCLAVE KILL-TEAMS MOVE IN!

>> No.12897782

>>12897760
It's like Pantyhose from Ranma ½.

A badass with a shitty name.

>> No.12897794

>>12897656
She looks nice when wearing a suit. Though I wonder what kind of legal jobs she can hold now that she's half-spider.

>> No.12897837

>>12897794
She can't wear a pantsuit though.

>> No.12897861

CITIZENS THOSE WHO DO NOT VACATE THE THREAD WILL BE DEEMED HOSTILE AND ELIMINATED!

>> No.12897865

>>12897794
What comic is this?

>> No.12897876

>>12897861
Not likely comrade.

I will wrestle you, TO DEATH!

>> No.12897883

>>12897865
http://www.krakowstudios.com/spinnerette/

>> No.12897885

>>12897876

And then this thread got amazing.

>> No.12897913

>>12897876

Wanna play hard ball, eh? Fine by me. Prepare your anus, citizen.

>> No.12897918

>>12897861
Stand down trooper, this is an Astartes matter.

>> No.12897926

>>12897883
>Krakowstudios

Hoooooly shit, I remember this guy when he first started out. He did the Succubus webcomic, didn't he?

>> No.12897931

Women and Spiders.

My first and fifth greatest fears combined.

>> No.12897940

>>12897926

don't get too excited, his art hasn't changed at all.

he hires someone else to draw spinerette.

>> No.12897954

>>12897940
Oh, well, at least it's not his old art style. This actually looks...good.

>> No.12897956

>>12897918

Who the hell is this fruitcake, and what the hell is he doing on U.S. soil? Boys, get him out of here, still wrestling this freak here into "compliance."

>> No.12897957

- Our allies from the Emperor's Inquisition have made threadfall and are preparing for the purification. -

>> No.12897960

>>12897926
Hoooooly fuck I remember that. She had blue hair right? And her sister was a lamia?

>> No.12897963

>>12897960
Yea man, fucking lamias.

>> No.12897967

>>12897957

....On second thought, call in some back up. Just in case.

>> No.12897984

Make up your fucking mind about this shit, /tg/.

>> No.12897988

>>12897967

AS YOU COMMAND SIR!

>> No.12897997

>>12897940
>>12897954
I thought they had two artists: one for the typical comic-y stuff and one for actual decent-quality artwork like OP's pic.

>>12897960
And there's a marilith in there somewhere.

>> No.12898003

>>12897926
And the hack still can't do anything that isn't fetishtastic.

>>12897960
>>12897963
I remember being confused as a motherfucker as to why there was so much fanart of the bloated little lamia girl when there were two chesty succubi and their hot mom around. Then I went to /tg/ and everything made sense. Terrible, SAN-damaging sense.

>> No.12898005

Love the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed his wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper his prayers with devotion,
for they will salve your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow.

RALLY MY BROTHERS! RALLY IN HIS NAME!

>> No.12898021

>>12897940

Where'd he say that?

>> No.12898024

>>12897988
Xenos? In my /tg/? CLEANSE AND PURGE!!

>> No.12898041

>>12898024
Welcome to the cleansing fires of battle, my brother!

>> No.12898045

>>12898021

... on the site?

>> No.12898074

>>12898024

...Did you just call us a bunch of muties, mutie? If so, we've got a problem.

>> No.12898075

>>12898045

Well, you assume I read the stuff under the comic.

This...was your final mistake.

>> No.12898086

>>12897333
Is there more to this picture? It does not seem to be up in the site gallery.

>> No.12898121

>>12898074
Why yes I did subhuman xeno scum. And we have no problem whatsoever. It's called a bolter. Not "a problem". *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM

>> No.12898124

>>12898074

Then let's settle this like men.

IN ONE ON ONE COMBAT!

>> No.12898131

>>12898086
>>12898075

y'know, when I was in elementary school, they had this nice lady come in to evaluate our literacy. part of these tests was we had to read through a scientific article, and then she asked us questions about it.
most of the questions were about the small print, images, and graphs surrounding the main text.

I take it that schoolboards don't do this anymore?

>> No.12898146

>>12898124
You do know I shot him, right? 43 times. Just to make sure.

>> No.12898157

>>12898131
Ahh, donation image. I generally do not look down there. :V

>> No.12898177

>>12898121

People keep posting that picture with the idea that it's a space marine being awesome; read the fluff in the Dark Angels codex, I don't think what's happening in that picture is what you think is happening...

>> No.12898181

>>12898121

Wow, that actually *stung*. Well, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Say hi to Mr. Endboss Plasma Gun.

Party time, boys!

>> No.12898192

>>12898121
>>12898124
REJOICE MY BROTHERS! REJOICE IN HIS LIGHT!
AS YOU VANQUISH THE XENOS, HE WATCHES WITH GREATER PRIDE!
BURN THE HERETIC!
KILL THE MUTANT!
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

>> No.12898210

>>12898181

Oh shut the fuck up Frank, I filled you with grenades and watched you blown to fleshy bits. In the name of the Omnissiah, 0101010010100111!

>> No.12898213

>>12898131
The closest thing to that we ever got around here was this set of trick questions/instructions. They did them once in grade 7 and again in the grade 10 science classes.

1) Read through this entire pamphlet before carrying out any of the following steps

Burried somewhere towards the end but not quite: When you are done reading fold up this page and hand it to your teacher when asked for it.

Ofcourse when everyone else in the class is breaking out scissors, glue and who knows what else all people get nervous that they hevent been reading fast enough.

>> No.12898218

ENCLAVE RENFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!

>> No.12898222

>>12898131

I don't read stuff I don't care about. Nothing much to it :V

>> No.12898231

>>12898210
Welcome, Brother of Mars.

>> No.12898260

What the hell! I shot you 43 times with an RPG! Fine.

Plasma gun ey? I'm 75cm away from you. I am now busy tearing your arm off. Now i have your plasma gun. No what? I'll tell you. See this? This is a chainsword. Prepare for pain...

>> No.12898262

- Request from Segmentum Command for additional support has been approved. Guard regiments from the Garrison world of Cadia have arrived. -

>> No.12898273

>>12898121

Did someone say...

*BLAM*?!?

COMMISSAR RANGERS, ASSEMBLE!!

>> No.12898284

>>12898262
Ok, so how are we going to deploy a 100,000 men and tanks effectively? I mean, there's like 20 of them...

>> No.12898285

BRING IT MUTIE SCUM!

>> No.12898300

Failed spider thread?

>> No.12898308

>>12898285

CHARGE! KILL 'EM ALL IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!

>> No.12898313

>>12898285
I just tore your arm off and shoved a chainsword down your throat... What the fuck are these guys made off?

>> No.12898314

>>12898231

Flesh is weak! The Machine prevails!

>> No.12898318

>>12898273
Ahem......Gentlemen.

>> No.12898327

From the Serenity manga storytime on /co/ comes the amazing spider that I must show you all.

>> No.12898358

>>12898327
....how the fuck did that happen?

>> No.12898360

THE ENCLAVE CAN NOT BE DEFEATED!

>> No.12898361

>>12898314
>>12898318
It seams we are having a full blown tripfag circle jerk now, so I figured I'd join in, lets get some Inquisition in here. Also, heres a commissar.

>> No.12898382

>>12898284
WE WILL FLOOD THE OBLIVION GATE WITH THE SOULS OF MARTYRS! EMPEROR BLESS THEIR SACRIFICE!
Also, I'll just make them appear out nowhere.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to position this Warhound behind a lamp post.....

>> No.12898403

>>12898358

When someone storytimed it, I decided that an awful manga needed an awful fanfiction. So I made the main character a Red Lantern. Her pet spider Tinkerbelle became a Green Lantern later because I thought it'd be funny.

Later Tinkerbelle meets Optimus Prime and he becomes a Blue Lantern.

>> No.12898411

>>12898361

His head (the one in the middle) has the potential of BALDEALE.

>> No.12898413

>>12898360
Oh, how threatening, 3 guys and a rackety dropship. My, my. By the by, I think I've killed you at least twice now...

oh well. *DAKKADAKKADAKKA*

>> No.12898436

Damn it! Men, radio in some orbital bombardment.

>> No.12898444

- Imperial Battle Fleet translating from warpspace.
Awaiting commands. -

>> No.12898446

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHY ARE WE HUMANS FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHEN THERE ARE UNTOLD MUTANT SCUM?

>> No.12898464

I don't know whats going on in this thread lol

>> No.12898471

Spiders you say?!

>> No.12898479

DIE JEDI WORSHIPERS

>> No.12898485

>>12898411
Is that Inquisition soap?

>> No.12898487

>>12898446
Because there are so few true human beings left. Almost everybody outside of the Enclave is a mutant.

>> No.12898488

>>12898436

Space is not meant for the likes of you!

>> No.12898491

>> No.12898493

>>12898446
Because you are not pure enough.

>> No.12898507

>>12898493
>>12898479

>> No.12898511

Now then,

COME FACE US YOU JEDI LAPDOGS

>> No.12898514

Ironically, a character I've used in several campaigns is a six-armed spider girl like Spinerette that shares Evil Spinner's six eyes and extra bugginess.

>> No.12898521

>> No.12898526

>>12898491
I would hit it until she shot web.

>> No.12898529

>>12898493

WHAT DID YOU SAY MUTIE SCUM?

>> No.12898530

>>12898446
Ok dude, seriously stop. You're shitposting worse then flee and Zhakuvan combined.

>> No.12898541

>>12898529
I said:

YOU'RE NOT PURE ENOUGH, MUTANT.

>> No.12898551

>The Brotherhood of Steel
>The Imperium

>> No.12898553

>>12898530

WHAT DID YOU SAY SCUM!?

>> No.12898561

>>12898526

>> No.12898569

>>12898541

WELL WE'RE GOING TO SEE ABOUT THAT!

>> No.12898572

>>12898553
YOU HEARD ME.

OR IS IT THAT YOU'RE SO MUTATED THAT YOU DON'T HAVE EARS?

>> No.12898573

>>12898488

...Really? Seriously?

You know what? Fuck this shit. Everyone back to base, they can have this shit hole crawling with spider muties.

>> No.12898579

>>12898553

>> No.12898582

BROTHERS!
>>12898446
This non-believer speaks sense.
HUMANITY IS IN PERIL!
We are beset on all sides by xenos:>>12898300, mutants:>>12898491 and traitors:>>12898464.
WE MUST JOIN FORCES!

FOR HUMANITY! FOR THE GREATNESS AND DIVINE RIGHT OF MANKIND'S DOMINANCE OF THE UNIVERSE!

>> No.12898593

>>12898573

ROGER SIR!

>> No.12898594

>>12898541
>>12898572

...Right after handing them their asses.

>> No.12898597

>>12898582
I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR YOUR EMPEROR, JEDI LAPDOG

>> No.12898606

>>12898594
>implying the stormtroopers would not rape the enclave

>> No.12898619

>>12898573
HORRIGAN!
TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THIS XENOS THREAT!
STAND BY OUR SIDE AND BEAT BACK THE CHITINOUS HORDE!

>> No.12898621

>>12898582
You guys just have at it, by all means, I'll wait my turn.

>> No.12898632

>>12898582

..Fine. Just don't get in our way. You don't mind if we take out the jackasses in white along with the muties, do you?

>> No.12898639

Huh... I played a six armed character once.

She was an octopus though, not a spider. As sort of a running gag, I had it that her arms were somewhat instinctive, like an animals tail, so when she wasn't actually using them, they just did whatever without her intent, like crossing arms, or covering her eyes, or waving at people, or whatever.

That was fun.

>> No.12898651

>>12898632
You think you can take us?

We'll have your asses on the ground in a few seconds.

After we're done with you, we'll take out the Jedi worshipers ourselves.

>> No.12898660

>>12898632
If they stand in either our ways, they will be as ash unto the oblivion of the warp.

>> No.12898663

>>12897596
>>12897608
not even the one i was thinking of. but thanks anyway.

here's a taste. probably the closest thing to a sfw page in the whole thing, though.

>> No.12898665

How dare you disturb our precious vessels of infection!

Yawgmoth's will shall not be denied! You shall be but flesh in our vats, your very memory scourged from the lands...

Phyrexia shall not let the spiders stand idle.

>> No.12898671

Normally I'd have to pay to see entertainment like this!

>> No.12898673

>>12898660
You wanna say that to my face, Jedi lapdog?

>> No.12898677

>>12898665
...

>> No.12898684

>>12898673
you dont have a face and you know it

>> No.12898685

>>12898677
ANOREXIC ROBOT!

>> No.12898690

>>12898491
Is that asshair?

>> No.12898693

So are you trollplayers and spiderfetishists the same people?

>> No.12898699

>>12898639

That does sound fun. Reminds me of the squid lady from the Gamma World cover.

>> No.12898706

>>12898685
Oh now you're just asking for a flaying.

>> No.12898707

Uh, Yukari wants Yamame back for some reason, and sent me since she was too lazy to do it herself.

So don't touch her!

>> No.12898720

>>12898673
If you dare impede my progress, mongrel, I will have your head cleaved from your body and shone upon a spike for all of your insolent underlings to see.

>> No.12898725

>>12898706
Flay me? With what? Your skinny, limp arms?

>> No.12898733

>>12898725

>> No.12898736

>>12898720
Ooh, big talk from someone who thinks a Jedi is his god.

>> No.12898738

>>12898677
You are but incompleat, vessel of metal. The only true unity comes from metal and flesh joined together, working in perfect harmony.

Also, the Plaguestinger that delivered this message will have exploded once you finished reading it and will have sprayed you with oil. You'll be on our side before you know it.

>> No.12898744

>>12898733
Pfft, I'm a robot, bitch.

>> No.12898755

>>12898663
next page just because

>> No.12898758

>>12898744
...
TO ATOMS AND SCRAP WITH YOU.

>> No.12898763

>>12898411

Inquisition Club.

First rule, you do not talk about Inquisition Club.

>> No.12898768

>>12898758
Excuse me whist I lay down a barrage of high powered laser fire upon your bodies.

>> No.12898769

>>12898736
You know nothing of our faith, dog.
My eyes have seen into the depths and recesses of the human soul. Even yours. You cannot see the truth that lays before you.

>> No.12898770

>>12898763
You are under arrest for violating Rule One. Expect heavy questioning from the Inquistion.

>> No.12898772

>> No.12898774

>>12898755
>bawww why isn't anyone asking me to post the whole thing? bawww

>> No.12898782

>>12898769
Oh yes, because all of those holy trinkets and shining silver armor scream Sith, doesn't it?

>> No.12898783

>>12898663
>>12898755
Yeah... I'm gonna have to ask for the name of that manga right the fuck now...

>> No.12898787

>>12898755
>>12898774
i for one am interested.

>> No.12898793

>>12898768
These rolls are bullshit.

brb going back to the safety of my tomb

>> No.12898800

>>12898768
Despite their lack of flesh rather than metal, their methods are nonetheless...unique enough that their extermination would be unwise.

Your folly shall leave you but a victim of our plague.

>> No.12898802

>>12898782

DO NOT THINK YOU CAN WIN YOU SCUM! THE ENCLAVE WILL GRIND YOU INTO NOTHING!

>> No.12898804

>>12898774

Go on then post it all.

>> No.12898806

>>12898793
A robot that retreats?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12898810

>>12898774
Seriously, do it, I was thinking you'd do it anyways.

>> No.12898818

>>12898782
Uh guys, you have the Necrons, the Imperium of Man, the Enclave and Phyrexia all out to kill you.

Just go jump out a window before you decide to piss Gensokyo off as well.

>> No.12898821

>>12898782
Can't you see the power of your own leader?
Your Emperor has the power of a god, and he has the ability to control vast legions of loyal servants.
We share a common bond, trooper.

>> No.12898822

>>12898802
You guys are cute.

>> No.12898824

>>12898770

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

>> No.12898825

>>12898804
I wasn't the one posting it.

>> No.12898834

>>12898821
There is one difference though.

Our Emperor hates Jedi.

Your emperor is a Jedi.

>> No.12898838

>>12898824
If it may be mentioned, but I never said what Rule One was.

...Off to be interrogated...

>> No.12898846

>>12898822

CONTINUE TO DELUDE YOURSELF MUTIE SCUM!

>> No.12898847

>>12898800
How do you infect metal?

>> No.12898852

>>12898685
>>12898725
>>12898744
>>12898768
>>12898806
Wow, Star Wars has fallen a long way since I stopped giving half a fuck about it...

>> No.12898855

>>12898846
Hey, we're not even breaking out the big guns yet.

>> No.12898865

>>12898834

No, our Emperor is an asshole.

>> No.12898867

>>12898755
What the fuck manga is this?

>> No.12898872

requesting the doujin's author

Looks like a nice ballpen srawing style

>> No.12898884

>>12898834
Your Emperor is the son of Him.
Can't you see that you insolent fool?
We have the same blood flowing through our veins.
Together, we could beat back the hordes and crush the pockets of resistance that plague us both.
Why can't you see the truth?

>> No.12898887

>>12898834
And our Father has crafted enough machines of war to render your Emperor but a corpse in the ground.

Also, we have sent a Negator to...remove him from the greater picture.

>>12898707
That won't matter. You already stepped in the oil. It's only a matter of time before you become one of us...

>> No.12898898

>>12898884
If that's the case, why do you hunt the worshipers of the Sith?

If what you say is true, then why do you not support them?

>> No.12898903

>>12898847
It's quite simple, the oil converts metal into flesh and flesh into metal.

Already you should soon find your combat reflexes increasing, a new bloodlust, and a mind to only serve the Father of Machines.

>> No.12898905

Alright back with some Monoliths, let's get this indiscriminant harvest party started.

>> No.12898907

>>12898852
yeah, i've noticed that too. its been about, oh 13 years now? shit sucks man. childhood confirmed for raped

>> No.12898909

>>12898887
Good luck. You're going to need at least a million to remove him permanently.

>> No.12898911

>>12898852
Are you seriously insulting Dark Forces? >>12898768 was one of the oldest starwars games, and the whole series kicked extreme amounts of ass.

>> No.12898920

>>12898905
Alright! More targets to shred!

>> No.12898948

>>12898905
I'm with ya!

GLORY TO PHYREXIA!

>> No.12898949

>>12898898
We do not persecute them. We support them.
The Jedi are xenos sympathizers, they have been in league with the cowardly Tau since our first meeting.

>> No.12898960

i liked the spider-girl theme better.

>> No.12898965

>>12897333
My Nemisis!

>> No.12898966

>>12898949
Oh really?

I have photos from one of your battles, where your space marines killed off an entire colony of Sith worshipers.

Explain that.

>> No.12898970

>>12898911
If that's where the massive derping is coming from, then yes, I fucking am.

"Darktroopers" Really? Oh, and of course, the gotta be different, creative, original, so... um... Yeah, give them muscles and make their armor dark.

Fuck. That. All of it.

>> No.12898971

Hmm an actual titty "monster"
Go figure.

>> No.12898977

Twi'lek slave girls or GTFO

>> No.12898979

>>12898909
And there are millions more just behind it. And some of them are even more dangerous.

>> No.12898982

>> No.12898996

>>12898948
GLORY TO PHYREXIA!

>> No.12899002

>>12898948
Oh carp. We find this wierd girl running around blabbing about some "Yawgmoth" and that we'd all undergo "phyresis", so we stuffed her in a cage.

Sadly, the oil she spilled appears to be turning any dwarf it touches into an abomination of flesh made metal that serves only Phyrexia. And anything living, for that matter.

>> No.12899008

>> No.12899023

SPIDER

...am I doing it right?

>> No.12899025

>>12899002
Urist, the girl just broke out of the cage and left.

Also, the oil is growing. I vote we flood the entire fortress with magma to prevent further contamination.

>> No.12899027

>> No.12899031

>>12898966
They were not sith, they were followers of a traitorous brother. Are your own powers not far removed from ours?

>> No.12899033

>> No.12899037

>>12899027
You have been eaten by a Wurmcoil Engine.

>> No.12899038

>>12899002
>an abomination of flesh made metal that serves only Phyrexia.
>serves only Phyrexia
I've been deceived by that WITCH.

Lockdown in this tomb. Need to figure out who's circuit in this chain of command is tripping balls.

>> No.12899043

>>12899031
And another picture of your Ultramarines killing off a Sithspawn.

You're going nowhere with this.

>> No.12899049

>>12899037
How can that be if I serve Phyrexia?

>> No.12899050

>>12899038
Not gonna lie, I laughed a bit on that one.

>> No.12899053

DID SOMEONE SAY SPIDER GIRLS

BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE DID

http://www.mediafire.com/?i7gm6qlv0n7lgzb

AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

>> No.12899056

>> No.12899057

>>12899049
Because I hate you and your retardedly lucky rolls.

>> No.12899066

It is official. The Emperor has proclaimed it, thus shall it be.

ALL HAIL THE NEW EMPIRE!

>> No.12899068

>>12899043

YOU TRULY ARE DELUDED!

>> No.12899070

DID SOMEONE SAY MUTIES?!?

FOR THE QUEEN AND THE SWARM!

>> No.12899071

You do realize that you already distributed the oil to every Necron under your command.

You've got an hour tops before you're all just servants to Yawgmoth like I am, ze.

>> No.12899074

>>12899043
If you call such abominations against Humankind brother, then you have fallen far, and must be purified.

>> No.12899076

>>12898970
It was a fucking Quake clone, besides what else are you gonna call intimidating robot-troopers with usually dark armor?

That series was godly, don't insult it just for using basic descriptive names.

>> No.12899087

>>12899074
And if you believe that you truly serve the Sith, you would support these "abominations" as you call them.

>> No.12899089

>>12899038
Uh, when will we start harvesting the planet again?

Why are you blabbing about Phyrexia- oh god what the hell was in that oil

>> No.12899096

>>12899066
GLORY TO THE EMPIRE

DEATH TO THE JEDI SCUM

>> No.12899099

Campaign idea: Everyone is a drider. The party has to prove themselves to Lollth again in order to be returned to drow form.

Viable?

>> No.12899115

>>12899071
Marisa, you apparently are incapable of listening to me, aren't you.

Oh, that explains it.

Guess I just need to depose Yawgmoth as the Father of Machines then. That should have you pay attention, now.

>> No.12899123

>>12899087
You have been corrupted by the ruinous powers, and are beyond redemption.
- Excomunicae Traitorous -

>> No.12899135

>>12899071
YOU BITCH.
>>12899089
...

>> No.12899137

>>12899053
That had better be the sauce for
>>12898663
and
>>12898755
Right?

>> No.12899142

>>12899123
Fine then.

Prepare to suffer the wrath of the Emperor's finest!

>> No.12899149

>>12899115
...I don't even care anymore. Just crush her with a Dreadnought already, not like she'll be able to actually take Yawgmoth out anyways.

>> No.12899150

>>12899137
FUCK YEAH IT IS!

>> No.12899158

>Can't stand it anymore.
ALL GLORY TO THE WARP!

>> No.12899160

>>12899099
Fuck Lolth, seriously. How about the campaign is about killing Lolth, which may or may not restore your form, but at least the bitch is dead

>> No.12899164

>>12899142
Emperor's finest? I've killed dozens of those faggots, a lightsaber pike and spiffy black armor are insignificant next to the power of the force.

>> No.12899172

>>12899158
Now you finally see the light.

>> No.12899180

>>12899115

Yukari should totally be all about phasing and interacting with phased cards.

>> No.12899189

>>12899172
Damn it.
On a serious note. Fuck yeah Chaos and fuck yeah Galactic Empire. Bad guys rule.

>> No.12899193

>>12899099]
>return to drow form
Fuck that, I'm a shit-wrecking beast now.

>> No.12899198

>>12899164
The force? You mean the ability to bend and manipulate things with your mind? Lift things? Throw things? Crush things? Lightning?

Hmm, odd, none of those tricks really helped the Eldar out when the Emperor's finest bend them over and sodomized them.

>> No.12899203

>>12898663
>>12898755

Can't I at least get a name for this?

>> No.12899206

>>12899123
When you weren't looking, I went off and replaced those useless chemicals keeping the God Emperor alive with Phyrexian oil.

Have fun, ze!

>> No.12899208

>>12899142
That man appears to be mopping the floors.

>> No.12899220

>>12899206
w/e. Death to the False Emperor.

>> No.12899223

>>12899206
...what.

The God Emperor of Mankind as a servant to your mad monster? Don't make me laugh.

>> No.12899232

>Fuck Lolth, seriously.

I'm on it!

>> No.12899236

>>12899115

Her ult is significantly underpowered, especially for its cost. Maybe tack on "You may play any one of those cards without paying its casting cost"? Even then, it's still kinda meh, especially considering her starting loyalty and her only boost is a +1.

>> No.12899237

>> No.12899248

>>12899206

In b4 Tzench, Creed, or Yukari pull a deus ex bullshit out of their asses and somehow prevent this.

>> No.12899250

>>12899149
Hey, Yukari had me come here to tell you guys that she just killed this "Yawgmoth" guy and that she's now your leader.

Have anything to drink?

>> No.12899252

>>12899198
Author fiat is the only reason the Eldar lose, their tech is millenia ahead of the imperium's, their warriors are much better trained, and all of them are psychic to one degree or another. It's not their fault that the creators and most of the faggot fans have raging boners for the space marines to the point that GW actively screws them over just so the SM players won't throw bitchfits.

>> No.12899255

Image cap

>> No.12899259

>>12899203
The Mediafire link was posted by >>12899053

The name is Jingai Haruman. It was easy to miss it buried under all the shitposting.

>> No.12899279

>>12899248
Since Yukari is now the leader of Phyrexia, I highly doubt she'll want to intervene.

If anything, Phyrexia will have conquered everything by the end of the decade.

>> No.12899280

>>12899250
For some reason I'm okay with this.
And will still undertake a purging of my ranks.

Suffer not the witch to be pure of mind and body.

>> No.12899337

Ok, so the Imperium and Empire combined into, the Necrons were tricked by Phryexia, Marisa is now following Yawgmoth's Will, and Yawgmoth's Will just got replaced by Yukari's Will.

How did we get here from spiders.

>> No.12899371

>>12899250
>>12899279

..Well. Shit. At least she doesn't have Liberty Prime.

>> No.12899387

>>12899252
Just because they have old tech doesn't mean they're any better, for all anyone knows, they stopped advancing their tech millions of years ago and just polish shit, besides, they use fucking needles as bullets, go throw a needle at a steel plate, come back and tell me the results.

Not to mention they're a bunch of raging space homos afraid to let themselves use rage to their advantage.

Oh, don't forget that their own plans are so layed and complex that 90% of their regular guardians are just twaddling their dicks because everythings so confusing.

>> No.12899394

>>12899371
>implying that Phyrexia won't conquer Liberty Prime as well

When most people say everything, they mean everything. Yukari also goes beyond that, into the nothings, the never-weres, the others, the stuff that no one classified because it was too scary for even Yog Sothoth to check out...

Liberty Prime is fucked. Gensokyo will likely be fine, since I don't think she'll want to corrupt THAT.

>> No.12899438

>>12899394
I think this is a suitable ending to the thread, with everything being fucked.

inb4 the Yukari-led Phyrexia invades Dominaria and succeeds.

>> No.12899467

>>12899394
>implying Liberty Prime's indomitable patriotic spirit can be subdued and subsumed
I don't think so, communist scum.

>> No.12899525

>>12899467
Not when Yukari bends the border between Democracy and Communism, making Liberty Prime into a Communist mess.

>> No.12899549

>>12899525
I
DON'T
THINK SO


COMMUNIST
SCUM

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