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Generate an alignment:
http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign

Your next character must be the rolled alignment.
I got: Chaotic Uninteresting, so I could probably pull that one off pretty easily

>> No.12892127

Artistic Evil.

>> No.12892128

>Insecure Evil

I AM DARK AND MOODY AND HURT PEOPLE THIS MAKES ME COOL OK?

>> No.12892145

>Unambitious Neutral

THE LEAST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD

>> No.12892151

Lawful Boring. So pretty much every paladin one of my players has made ever, then.

>> No.12892161

>Lazy Neutral

I don't give a fuck about anything.

>> No.12892165

>>12892145

I don't always do something.

But when I do...I do nothing.

>> No.12892173

>Enthusiastic Evil

I am amused by this

>> No.12892174

>Lawful Kleptomaniac

How... what... Goddamit, I steal and then give myself up?

>> No.12892181

holy shit wat
>Anal-Retentive Evil

>> No.12892185

>Lawful Cowardly

I'm...an NPC in town?

>> No.12892189

Chaotic Moron
Chaotic Smug

One after the other. I think it wants me to be 'that guy' with the chaotic evil drow

>> No.12892190

Pedestrian Evil

MY GREATEST MASTERPLAN! JAYWALK ACROSS THE ROAD, WITHOUT LOOKING BOTHWAYS!

>> No.12892191

>>12892174

No, but you steal according to a very strict set of rules/moral code.

Lawful doesn't mean "always follows the law"

>> No.12892198

>Overworked Neutral

I am jack's wasted life.

>> No.12892199

>Narrow-minded Neutral

Things are changing. I DON'T LIKE THAT.

>> No.12892200

>>12892174
noble thief, only steals from the evil rich, gives to the poor

>> No.12892209

>Fashionable Evil

Only the FABULOUS shall rule, and they will serve only my FABULOUS self.

>> No.12892210

Unassuming Good

oh, I dont really do that much good.

>> No.12892213

>>12892161
I see your lazy neutral and raise you a badass neutral.

The type that doesn't take sides but enjoys to observe conflicts just so he can show off how much stronger he is than everyone else. Smirk plus hands in pocket optional.

>> No.12892214

>>12892174
You have a set of highly codified requirements for what you steal and how, and when they are met you feel a strong compulsion to steal the item.

>> No.12892215

>Chaotic Erotic

It's only character creation, and I've derailed the champaign.

>> No.12892217

>Moronic Good.
Poorly thought out Paladin. Got it

>> No.12892223

>Boring Evil

Yeah, I guess I'll go kidnap a princess or some shit. I dunno, I don't really have a motivation, it's just kind of what we do.

>> No.12892227

>Airheaded Neutral

>> No.12892237

>Airheaded Evil
>Chaotic Ignorant
>Chaotic Motormouth
>Chaotic Ranting
>Colorful Neutral
>Depressing Good
>Enthusiastic Evil
>Erotic Good

>> No.12892244

>Drooling Good

Those who transpire to do evil in this world shall meet the wrath ofWHARBLGARBLEGARBL

>> No.12892247

>Naive Good

Doh-ho-ho-hoo, I see a paladin

>> No.12892250

>Horny Evil

RAPE TIME!

>> No.12892252

>>12892213

Yeah? Well, I could fuck shit up too, if I wanted to. Or something like that.

>> No.12892258

>Airheaded Evil

So, im like, evil an stuff.

>> No.12892260

Neutral Ranting

>> No.12892262

>vocal good
dammit, i'm already playing a slutty bard.

>> No.12892269

>Enthusiastic Evil
i can't wait to bring destruction to the world !

>> No.12892270

Poetic Evil.
Guess i'll base it around one of shakespears baddies.
Or just default to bard.

>> No.12892272

>Chaotic Horny

My sexual preferences fluctuate on an hourly basis.

>> No.12892274

>Neutral Bogus
Wah. Eh... I'm the "we must agree to disagree" kind of guy ?

>> No.12892275

Erotic Good
Not sure how to do this one.

>> No.12892278

>Depressing Good

Depressingly good or just good and depressed

>> No.12892279

>Inconsistent Good

How are you even supposed to play that?

>> No.12892280

>Cute Good

:3

>> No.12892293

Lawful Freaky
My next paladin shall be Barry White, and he shall use his 18 charisma well.

>> No.12892294

>>12892278
Eeyore.

>> No.12892302

>>12892280
>Cute Evil

I wonder how you play these.

>> No.12892303

>Chaotic Moron

oh god.. /b/ incarnate

>> No.12892304

>>12892275

>> No.12892307

>Unenthusiastic Good

"*sigh*, I guess I'l go save that village from being turned into a bastion of undead by those lich horrors. I would rather be in bed".

>> No.12892314

>>12892302

>> No.12892316

>>12892279
Constantly change your definition of "good". If anyone calls you on it, adamantly deny it.

>> No.12892319

>>12892113
I pick "Unaligned", escaping your nightmarish cycle of butthurt and philosophizing.

>> No.12892320

>Lawful Freaky

Blaxploitation pimp detective.

>> No.12892325

>>12892316

Okay, I'm so doing this.

>> No.12892326

>Pyromaniac Evil
Well, that's easy.

>> No.12892332

Agnsty Evil...

God damnit.

>> No.12892334

Chaotic Passive-Aggressive
I think we've all played with someone running this alignment.

>> No.12892338

>>12892314
Ah. That explains that.

Hail cute Satan.

>> No.12892342

>Lawful Pretentious
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>> No.12892343

Stingy Evil

Subjugate the world into slavery under 40 gold or less.

>> No.12892346

>>12892270
Nero. Nero nero nero.

The guy who, upon learning that his discarded favorite had a new lover among his friends, went after them with his soldiers in arms, then waited at the door of the house, because he didn't want to interrupt the play they were seeing inside.

>> No.12892348

>Overzealous Good

So glad I saved this image

>> No.12892355

>>12892326

Pyromaniac anything is basically "Standard PC tactics"

>> No.12892373

>Incompetent Evil
I think they made a film about that.

>> No.12892391

>Neutral Violent

Neutral in my beatings?

>> No.12892395

>>12892391

You beat the living fuck out of everything you encounter.

>> No.12892400

>sexy neutral
everything whent better than expected

>> No.12892401

>>12892391

You occasionally beat people for no real reason or some vague reason.

>> No.12892411

>Flamboyant Evil

Yes.

>> No.12892414

>>12892395
With nonlethal weapons.

>> No.12892425

>Chaotic Hypochondriac

Sterilize everything. Wear surgical clothing at all times.

>Ignorant Neutral

I ain't never heard of this alignment thingy, and I don't intend to learn now.

>Nerdy Evil

Behold! A 1:1 reconstruction of the Tomb of Elemental Evil!

>Lawful Cynical

Yep. Going to catch you alive, bring you back to the kingdom, put you in prison, so you can sleep the night, and teleport out in the morning.

>Insecure Good

Hey, is it okay if I help you? I mean, if you don't want it, I'll understand.

>> No.12892443

>>12892414

Of course.

>> No.12892444

>Neutral Pretentious

>> No.12892458

Frugal Good. This is the only game I could think of it fitting into.

...not that any character in this game is Frugal Good.

>> No.12892461

Chaotic Erotic
This should be either fun or very wierd.

>> No.12892470

>Lawful Passive-Aggressive
Could be a fun character concept
>Lawful Irritating
>Lawful Nit-picking

So it's lawful jerk time?

>> No.12892471

> Neutral Cute

>> No.12892473

Neutral Sexy
Chaotic Paranoid <=== THIS IS AWESOME!
Lawful Moronic
Neutral Distracted
Over-confident Good
Unappreciated Neutral
Chaotic Confused
Chaotic Weird
Lawful Silly
Inebriated Evil <== This has potential too.

>> No.12892515

>>12892471
Hey, Cute Evil here. We should hang out sometime.

Cute Good isn't invited.

>> No.12892533

>Lawful Fuzzy
A tribble paladin?

>> No.12892534

>neutral cynical

How about something that isn't my personality already?

>> No.12892537

>Inebriated Evil
CE Drunken Monk who is to hung over to realize he's best buddies with a hardcore LG Paladin? Hijinks ensue.

>> No.12892540

>>12892515
Aww, I don't know. I don't usually go for the bad boys...

>> No.12892547

I set the generator to "15 results" and got Lawful Sexy and Chaotic Horny at the same time...

what do?

>> No.12892555

>Airheaded Evil

Blatantly ripping off pre-existing characters ever since 1999.

>> No.12892556

Paranoid Good That's a fairly accurate statement of how I play characters with a high INT.

>> No.12892569

>>12892547
Yourself. Loudly and repeatedly.

>> No.12892579

>>12892473
Unhappy Evil
Confused Good
Loud Good <= YOU ARE HUGE THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE ect
Chaotic Pyromaniac <= YOU ALL SAW IT!!! THAT ORPHANAGE ATTACKED ME!
Chaotic Incomprehensible <= WHNGOANGOEMN LRNGONOERNM RINGIFMANG NGRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Lawful Cuddly <= D'awww
Neutral Lost <= 'Dude... what?'

>> No.12892584

Chaotic Miserly

Scum.

>> No.12892593

>Vocal Neutral
Okay this battle is WAY too unbalanced. You forces of darkness, stop having so many ballistae. And the good guys, get some more fucking cavalry, jesus.

Whoa whoa WHOA. Why the FUCK is there only one side with clerics? If we're going to get all powerful deities in on this shit, there's going to be at least one for both sides!

God dammit I have to fix everything around here.

>> No.12892608

>>12892579

>Neutral Lost

Posterboy right here

>> No.12892616

>Unappreciated Evil
I killed all these jews, I waged war on the communists and just wanted a pure, aryan nation! Why can't anyone see all the good I tried to accomplish!?

>> No.12892619

>Lawful Conservative

EEEUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

>> No.12892621

>>12892537
Nah, I'm thinking someone who's normally a good upstanding citizen when sober.... but when he's stone drunk he gets to be a little "Y'knowww wat.... FUCK YOU *hic*" urinates on a dragon, accidentally destroys half a city and wakes up in bed with the farmers daughter... and 5 sheep.

It's not *intentionally* evil, it's just stuff that happens as a direct result of his drunkenness, kinda like the summary of every "What the fuck happened when we were drunk last night... WHY IS THERE A TIGER IN THE BATHROOM" movie.

>> No.12892627

>Lazy Evil

Well, I really want to take over the world, but that's too much effort. Ugh.

I think I'll just settle for calling delivery places and making extremely demanding and complicated orders, then giving them the address of that guy that stole my crayons in third grade.

>> No.12892669

>>12892425>>12892579>>12892425
I couldn't stop laughing at your nerdy evil dialogue. It hurts.

>> No.12892681

>>12892579
>Chaotic Incomprehensible
Xoastitect ?

>> No.12892686

>Lawful Confused
I just don't get these urges! Pelor says it's not good to like other boys!

>Incompetent Evil
So I"m a standard Saturday morning carton villain?

>Neutral Inebriated
...And I've found the alignment for my next bard and/or Druid.

>Lawful Sarcastic
I'll save this for some game where I have to be the foil to a Joss Whedon protagonist.

>> No.12892692

Chaotic Slacker

I get to be myself?

Sweet.

>> No.12892698

>Sarcastic Evil

>> No.12892705

Chaotic Silly

This will be good

>> No.12892708

Neutral Pessimistic.

Life? Don't talk to me about life.

>> No.12892710

>Inebriated Evil
Should be easy, just playan a drunk asshole.

>> No.12892711

>>12892608
Reference secured.
> Bland Good
I'm SUPERMAN!

>> No.12892717

>Gossipy Good

So, hey, have you heard yet about how Gandalf beat the Nazgul? Did you know he made fun of the Nazgul?

>> No.12892720

>Cuddly Good
:3

>> No.12892721

So after playing around with a few of their questionable spell generators I've found the following.

Protection from Goth
Ray of Confetti
Holy Enchantment of the Bacon Elemental
Dispell Anal-Retentiveness
Cause Diarrhea
Invisibility to Gym Teachers
Heavenly Armor of Cardboard

>> No.12892729

>Lawful Passive-Aggressive
I'll be a blast to be around.

>> No.12892735

>Chaotic Frugal
NO STARTING EQUIPMENT. NO GOLD. FISTS ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION.

>> No.12892747

>Pyromaniac Good

Hm...this will be interesting!

>> No.12892754

>>12892579
>Loud Good
All i can see is Brian Blessed AS A PALADIN

>> No.12892756

Insecure Neutral, yeah, that's pretty easy.

"Uh, guys, I dunno about this job, I mean, helping villagers is nice and all, but I'd like to get Paied y'know."

>> No.12892757

>Neutral Depressed

Pic Related.

>> No.12892762

>>12892747
CLEANSING FLAMES!

>> No.12892765

>Chaotic Tag-along

Do not want. Rerolling.

>Pathetic Neutral
Maybe I'll try one more time.

>Neutral Lazy
Okay, yeah. This generator hates me.

>> No.12892767

>>12892747

I got Pyromaniac Evil. This will be interesting...

>> No.12892768

>Chaotic Liberal

FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!

>> No.12892774

>Manic Evil

AW FUCK YEAH, KILL MAIM BURN, FUCKEEEEEEERS

>> No.12892782

>Extravagantly Good

Why yes I am Generator, thank you for noticing.

>Lawful Annoying

Well, I suppose...

>Lawful Sexy

It's like the generator is psychic!

>> No.12892787

Chaotic Hypochondriac

"If you don't run the tests, i'm suing you for discrimination."

>> No.12892793

>Neutral Frigid
Mission begins in five

>> No.12892797

>Lawful Misunderstood
Hmm... tricky... A sorcerer with Intimidation, who believes himself to be using Bluff or Diplomacy. Essentially, he says all the right things, but people perceive it as thinly veiled threats.

>> No.12892798

>Chaotic Unoriginal

I will steal everything in the village. I will the proceed to move to another village and steal everything. I will then move to ANOTHER village and stealr EVERYTHING.

I'm a rogue, what did you expect? Not steal everything?

>> No.12892800

>Lawful Insecure
Pretty much.

>> No.12892807

>Bouncy Good
AWWW YEAH GURRRL

>Chaotic Moron
Breakin' the wizard's shit because I used his robe for toilet paper

>Vocal Evil
I'M A RADICAL ATHEIST, A RADICAL VEGAN AND A RADICAL FEMINIST AND I DEMAND ATTENTION HURRRR

>Disoriented Evil
So, I'm going to attack my own army because I turned around one too many times. Wat

>> No.12892808

>Neutral Cowardly
I don't know about this guys...

>> No.12892809

>Enthusiastic Neutral

OH BOY!

>Cheap Evil

What? The skeletons are falling apart? Fuck you too, do you know how hard it is to raise one? Do you know how much time and ingredients it takes to raise even a dozen of them?

>Ambivalent Neutral

Well, I don't know... we should probably help this man, but... wouldn't killing him be easier?

>> No.12892810

>Moronic Evil
FUCK YOU im not THAT GUY!
lets try again

>Overworked Evil
Better. A Workaholic evil overlord too focused on his plans to take over the world. He ends up dying from exaustion, and is reborn as a Overworked Lich.

>> No.12892811

>Neutral Slacker

...Holy shit.

>> No.12892813

>faked neutral

Keep the balance. Yes, I am sure murdering these peasants and taking their thing will keep the balance between good and evil.

>> No.12892818

rolled 42 = 42

>Chaotic Depressed

Oh damn, where to even start.

>> No.12892822

>Chaotic Verbose
If you will excuse me I have a great desire to defenestrate you and those with whom you share your domicile.

>Ovicars Notice
Well, let them captcha.

>> No.12892824

>Forgettable Good

Hey! I helped to save the orphans.

>> No.12892826

>Chaotic Poseur

Whatever I decide to do, it's better than your bourgeois line of action.

>> No.12892830

>>12892174
Combine OCD and kleptomania. You have a ritualistic set of circumstances in which you must steal, but find the practice abhorrent anyways because you're lawful.

>> No.12892845

>Tolerant Evil

Yes, well, I may be the Evil Overlord of these lands, but why should I discriminate against that Paladin order that just set up shop next door? It would be wrong to go just on assumptions.

>> No.12892856

>>12892579
>Chaotic Incomprehensible

Pic related

>> No.12892857

>Angsty Good
But i dont want to play dritzz

>Chaotic Pyromaniac
Best. Alignment. Ever

>Nerdy Good
A dwarf wizard called Todark Grimbeard.

>Chaotic Weirdo
Im playing a Grongi, then.

>Pretentious Evil
" THEN I WILL KILL THE KING... USING THIS BAR OF SOAP! Yes, he will step on it, then he will fall, and BREAK HIS NECK ! Mwahahauhaahuha !!!"

Sounds like a nice party

>> No.12892866

>Chaotic Coy
Hm? Stealing the Count's ring from his finger? That's... horrible. Really.

>Cowardly Good

You keep the demon here, I'll find that scroll. In my another bag. That I must've dropped behind that big rock there.

>Unoriginal Good

DIE, MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD.
AFRAID? YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY...
FOR [instert kingdom name here]!

>> No.12892873

Chaotic Confused

What is this I don't even-

>> No.12892878

>False Evil
Hurrr joke's on them I was just pretending.

>Lawful Artistic
True order is a thing of beauty, and must be maintained.

>Lawful Incomprehensible
If we refuse the rules of society, we are no better than cottage cheese.

>Neutral Smug
DEAL with it.

>Vocal Neutral
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.

>> No.12892880

>Flighty Neutral

Whenever I perform a Neutral action, I briefly take flight.... why...?

>> No.12892885

>Bland Good
He's a good natured guy, but he's incredibly boring and nobody really likes him that much.
>Chaotic Introverted
So, against law and order, but too self-conscious to actually do anything about it. Probably posts on forums.
>Chaotic Irritating
Fuck this asshole.
>Frugal Evil
The only capable member of the party. Handles finances. Is wise with money, but hoards it all to himself.
>Sarcastic Neutral
The other semi-capable party member. He's kind of a dick though.

Sounds like a bunch of real winners!

>> No.12892898

>Introverted Good

Your archetypical fa/tg/uy

>Lethargic Neutral

Yep, that's me.

>Neutral Cynical

Me too.

>Lawful Passive-Aggressive

The alignment of /adv/

>> No.12892899

>Lawful Liberal
My brain is so full of fuck

>Vocal Neutral
"I AM NOT REALLY INCLINED TO ONE WAY OR ANOTHER"

>Chaotic Angry
FUCK YES, I GET TO PLAY AN ANGRY MARINE
>Flamboyant Evil
Self-explanatory. Im SOO playing this.
>Misunderstood Good
"No, no, you dont understand, those orphans were disguised demons, NO, DONT TAKE ME TO THE DUNGEON, HELP, THEY WERE DEMONS, LISTEN TO ME AAAGGHHH "

the last 3 could make an awesome story.

>> No.12892905

>Lawful Artistic

Rather like Picasso: "Talking with the driver is forbidden."

>> No.12892907

Next party rather than next character...

Lawful Angry
Neutral Angsty
Neutral Perky
Outlandish Evil
Pedestrian Good

Lawful angry is obviously a sort of angry marine. Neutral angsty and neutral perky seem like a great duo tagging along for selfish reasons and/or to take care of one another. Outlandish evil I have a bit of trouble to picture, and... Pedestrian good ?

>> No.12892909

>Lawful Blathering
"Regulation 345-A01 CLEARLY states-"

>> No.12892910

>Fuzzy Evil

Err... an Awakened Puppy overlord?

>Gossipy Evil

"Have you heard about Lucius? No? Well, apparently he didn't kill a minion that insulted him! Publically, too! People these days!"

>Lawful Fashionable

WHAT? Come, now... this bridge-over-lava thing? So last season. Screams of the tortured? Puh-leease. No. No, no, no. I can't fight like that. This is simply unbearable.

>> No.12892916

>>12892907
>Pedestrian Good

LET US TRAVEL TO HIS CASTLE, THEN! Wait, horses? Why would you need horses?

>> No.12892919

>Liberal Evil

Uh oh.

>> No.12892920

>Chaotic Couch Potato
Lazy fucker. Doesn't really do anything but while about the establishment.
>Inattentive Evil
He's kind of a bad guy, mostly because he doesn't pay attention to what he's doing. Accidental orphanage burnings and robberies happen.
>Loud Evil
HA HA HA I AM LORD OF DARKNESS ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME HA HA HA
>Narrow-minded Good
A paladin. At odds with the previous two people. Especially the loud guy.
>Neutral Coy
Token bard or sorceress.

>> No.12892923

>Chaotic Neurotic

Best. Alignment. Ever.

>> No.12892928

Chaotic Artistic
Neutral Stuck-Up
Nosy Evil
Silly Evil
Smug Good

THIS WOULD BE THE BEST PARTY.

>> No.12892929

>>12892920
>Loud Evil

>> No.12892930

>Angry Neutral
>Lawful Motormouth
>Pretentious Evil
>Scatterbrained Good
Party to save the world selected

>> No.12892936

>Radical Evil

World Supervillain Headquarters

"...and with this machine, we will dominate the world!"
"A sound plan. Now all that remains to do is to figure out how to power the machine with the suffering of innocent."
"Why don`t we power it with electricity?"
"You, sir, know nothing about being a villain."

>> No.12892943

>>12892930
>Lawful Motormouth

>> No.12892944

> Chaotic nitpicking

Why did that spell freeze him from the outside rather then from the inside? Hey! Your cloak is untied! You, you must sharpen your sword more often.

You! Yes, you Tree. You are too green. Yes, too Green. Be less green!

>> No.12892950

>Enthusiastic Evil
Can i kill that guy, can i? please, please, can i rip his heart with a spoon? Yaaaaaayy!!! you are the best evil overlord daddy ever ! "
>Paranoid Good
" CANT...SLEEP... THE WARLOCK WILL EAT ME " or, a paladin whose detect evil ability soon drives him crazy and loses his faith.

>Lawful Fashionable
The mortal enemy of Evil Flamboyant
>Introverted Evil
/b/
>Lethargic Evil
Orcus in his throne

>> No.12892955

>Unenthusiastic Good

Ehhh. I guess.

>> No.12892956

Chaotic Incomprehensible

wharrgarbl Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Sounds about right alignment for a Cthulhu cultist.

>> No.12892964

>Awful Neutral
He's not evil, he just does AWFUL, awful things. Had a one night stand with my sister and then dated my ex.
>Chaotic Lazy
I'm going to fucking.. build a golem of orphans and fish! They'll cower before me!... Fuck it, that's too much work.

>Lawful Depressed
I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen... No one ever does...

>Neutral Cute
D'aww look at that, it wouldn't give one care if we both fell over dead right now but.. it's just do damn adorable!

>> No.12892968

> Chaotic Perky

FOR KAY-HOSS

>> No.12892976

>Neurotic Evil

Ah well, this is what my fighter is heading towards anyway.

>> No.12893004

> Wannabe Neutral

Live free or don't! ...but I'd really like you to live free.

>> No.12893007

>Lawful Angry

>> No.12893026

> Motormouth Evil

ListensinceI'vegotyoutiedupherelemmetellyouallaboutmyevilplantotakeovertheworldthoughIsuspectyouareu
nbindingyourselfrightnowthatsokaybecausethisplanisquitenefariousandfarbeyondyourpitifulmeansofstoppi
ngit!

>> No.12893041

>Cute Evil

I'm now imagining a little animu jailbait girl with waaay too much junk in the trunk powering up a device powered by a million tortured souls, in order to pierce the veil between the Material Plane and the Far Realm.

>> No.12893048

>Lawful Cynical
It's go time.

>> No.12893060

>paladin whose detect evil ability soon drives him crazy and loses his faith.

How about instead of "Detect Evil", it changes to "Detect Non-Good"? The 70% neutral population would be lumped in with the evil.

>> No.12893065

False Evil

"I'm totally evil guys, i mean, dig my sweet sinister cowl and stuff."

>> No.12893089

Stingy Neutral
Oh good lord. I just generated a alignment that is about myself. Now I need to stats myself, cause I'm totally playing me.

>> No.12893093

>Extravigant(sic) Evil

Huh...

>> No.12893098

>Neutral Flamboyant

>> No.12893099

>>12893065
If you're so Evil, eat this puppy!

>> No.12893104

Chaotic Conservative

...so Rush Limbaugh?

SATIRE. CUTTING EDGE YO.

>> No.12893112

>>12893099
I am allegic to puppies fetch me a kitten

>> No.12893115

Didn't use the generator, but I could imagine Gruesome Good as being an interesting setup.

Any ideas on how to roleplay that, beyond keeping trophies of the big bads you kill?

>> No.12893119

Neutral Verbose

Why what a most obtuse appellation. I haven't nary a clue what this so-called 'alignment' could possibly be referring to. One could even be insulted by such a labeling, in fact. Your karmic determination generator clearly seems to be malfunctioning!

>> No.12893126

>>12893115
For some reason I'm picturing someone who's fundamentally "Good," but isn't very "Nice" about it.

>> No.12893133

>Overworked Good

"GOD DAMN IT! These dragon-terrorized villages just keep piling up! I've been to six this week - SIX - and there are fourteen more as of 9:30 am today. What the hell, man. What the hell?! Am I the only Hero on this fucking continent?!"

>Captcha: 136 asishans

"...AND THERE ARE 136 ASISHANS INVADING GRIFHOLM! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FUCKING ASISHAN IS! GOD, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ASSISTANT?!"

>> No.12893143

>Neurotic Evil
Pretty much every goth I've ever met.

>> No.12893151

>Inattentive Neutral
>>12893133
>"...AND THERE ARE 136 ASISHANS INVADING GRIFHOLM! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FUCKING ASISHAN IS! GOD, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ASSISTANT?!"
Is something happening?

>> No.12893162

>Neutral Freak
>Neutral Freak
He's neutral freaky.

>> No.12893172

>>12893115

Rambo as of the latest movie. For more Gruesome Good, watch the Expendables.

>> No.12893179

>Bureaucratic Evil

"The Paladin Order of the Swan? No, I can't. I've already got an appointment with the Paladin Order of the Lion, and I'm having total war with a fellow lich next week." ... "Yes, I hate the leader of the Order of the Lion too, but I can't cancel my appointment with him." ... "No, I can't disclose the nature of my doomsday device, unless you have Form 3-A." ... "Yes, you too. If we haven't been killed in the meantime, we'll see each other at the Chrismas dinner." ... "Why, yes. I'd love to see your kids again." ... "Yeah, bye!"

>> No.12893188

>Neutral Paranoid
a druid who kills anyone who steps into his forest

>Irritating Good
badly played paladin

>Erotic Good
OH YES

>> No.12893191

Lawful Pyromaniac.

Only you, can start or stop forest fires, in a responsible fashion in line with local regulations within your county.

>> No.12893201

Im chaotic freaky

So Im a gnome wizard with special illusions?

>> No.12893207

>Chaotic Cowardly

>> No.12893226

>>12893188
>Neutral Paranoid, a druid who kills anyone who steps into his forest

A warhammer Fantasy wood elf.

>> No.12893243

Artistic Evil.

See those stains on the wall, some may say "But It's only viscera". however, i will point out the intricate subtleties of the splatter and, how as a whole it creates a wonderful ambiance of terror and decay, i call it, "Art"

>> No.12893265

Chaotic Distracted

what's this ADHD- The Alignment
I'l-,
wait i-
nah,
i might just-
no, not that,
how about, that wouldn't work,

>> No.12893266

>Horny Neutral

>> No.12893282

>Chaotic Unoriginal

For people who play chaotic neutral with a d100 random action chart.

>> No.12893339

>Lawful Sexy

HELL YEAH

>> No.12893375

>>12893188
>Erotic Good

>>12893339
>Lawful Sexy

I see a team up in this.

>> No.12893406

>Weird Evil
I do that anyway. It's fun.

>> No.12893408

> Chaotic Cuddly

This could work.

>> No.12893428

>>12893408

HUGS OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE!!!!!!
miss Kabitat, who is she?

>> No.12893450

Chaotic Flamboyant
Fucking Slaneesh cultists....

>> No.12893545

>>12893408
Daaaw

>> No.12893547

My next party:

Bouncy Neutral:
Occasionally cute, occasionally annoying gnome bard with ADD.

Frugal Good:
Team Mom-type Paladin. "Remember guys, we're not going to hit another town for a while, so don't take all the potions at once!"

Lawful Miserly:
Wizard, gets on well with the Paladin and no one else. Has to be forced to use any of his magic, and still grumbles about the cost of parchment.

Neutral Frigid:
Prudish Monk who can't understand why everyone thinks bending her body in impossible ways is erotic.

Liberal Good:
Ranger in the Robin Hood tradition, hunts the King's deer and feeds the poor.

>> No.12893565

Chaotic Poseur

Mon dieu!

>> No.12893584

>>12892113
>Lawful Stuckup
>My backup character is a LE noble Ari 1/Ench 5 who treats non-humans as substandard.
>mfw.jpg

>> No.12893589

Lawful Fashionable.

How the fuck?

>> No.12893609

Lawful Neurotic:
Am i following laws
am i followowing the right laws was that thig i did just lawful?

>> No.12893624

Boring Evil
Rule the world through accountancy.

Chaotic Unoriginal
Does whatever they want, it just happens that someone else has done it.

Manic Good
The voices tell him to help old ladies across the street.

Neutral Passive-Aggressive
Leaves notes EVERYWHERE "I really think we should take this." "This isn't very nice."

Poseur Neutral
Is only neutral because everyone is is good or evil.

>> No.12893636

Lawful Cuddly, eh?

I already have ideas.

>> No.12893637

>>12893589
must always be dressed exactly like a GQ model
no knockoffs or non designer brands
everything must be bespoke if possible

>> No.12893641

>Inconsistent Good

>Unenthusiastic Good

I love these.

>> No.12893670

Violent Good

Sounds like a priest.

>> No.12893705

>>12893670
BIBLE FIGHT!!!!!

>> No.12893711

>>12893670
Angry Marines.

>> No.12893721

>>12893670
>Violent Good

>> No.12893768

>Lethargic Good

I'LL SAVE YOU... when I get around to it...

>> No.12893789

>>12893721
>good

That's debatable. Been too long for me to say.

>> No.12893795

>Silly Good

TIME TO ROLL ME UP A ROGUE

>> No.12893796

Sexy Evil.....just great XD soo how about we play some VTM?

>> No.12893803

Overworked Good

Hells Bells.

>> No.12893826

>Annoying Neutral

...So.. I play.. myself?

>> No.12893845

>>12893826
Play Aisha you fucker.
Play her and do it WELL!

>> No.12893863

Kleptomaniac Neutral

So awesome.

>> No.12893898

>>12893845
It's just a reaction image, you fuck! And I already do! I am annoying neutral every day of my life! I am already Aisha Klan Klan! I'm even immortal! I got hit by a car and only twisted my ankle a bit!

How did I end up using an exclamation point to end every sentence in this post?!

>> No.12893906

Neutral Arrogant.

Well, I am basically making a witcher-esque monster hunter into my friend's homebrew and already took proud as a quirk... I can work with this.

>> No.12893976

>Drooling Evil

....Well then...

>> No.12894003

>Unenthusiastic Good

Sam Vimes then I guess

>> No.12896422

>Lawful Kleptomaniac

HOW?!

>> No.12896513

>Chaotic Hypochondriac

.....

GERMS!!! GERMS EVERYWHERE! BURN EVERYTHING!!! ALL WILL BE CLEANSED!

>> No.12896518

>>12893898
Excellent.

>> No.12896554

>Stressed Neutral
Druid. In a city. Bam.

>Chaotic Tag-along
"Heya! It's me, Tasslehoff."

>Enthusiastic Good
...Pic related.

>Bland Evil
"Well... I was thinking... why don't we kidnap that Peach chick again?"

>Affectionate Good
...I detect a lot of hugging in the party's future.

>Unappreciated Good
Well. Here we go...
"Sorry Mario! But our Princess is in another Castle!"

>Chaotic Irritating
THAT Guy.

>Faked Neutral
...that... that's actually a good one.

>Pathetic Good
I think this about sums up White Knights right here...

>Ignorant Evil
"The South will rise again!"

>Pedestrian Good
"He helps the old ladies cross the street. Yeah, he's a Paladin. Yeah, that's all he bloody does."

>> No.12896561

Neutral cuddly.

I'm like the Cookie Monster or that fabric softener bear...

What kind of race to you roll for that?!

>> No.12896588

>Chaotic Angsty

Well this won't be terribly difficult.

>> No.12896614

>>Inconsistent Neutral

For Justice! Ehh I really don't care. For Money! Ehh, I'm not willing to try that hard.

>> No.12896648

>Lawful Pessimistic
I will do what I must even if shit will obviously hit the fan again.

>Lethargic evil
I will take over the world, at some point, maybe.

>Neutral Moronic
Derp

>Unoriginal evil
SHALL I GIVE YOU DIS PEAR

>neutral violent
I kick your ass, that is all.

>> No.12896655

Lawful Inebriated.

That's boring, I wanted to RP something different from my usual life.

>> No.12896666

>Neutral Boring

Dude, I don't care. I work in an office! I just file the paperwork!

Why did you drag me along on this Kobold hunt?

>> No.12896679

>>12896422
Steal shit and then leave a note to the owner saying you are sorry and you also left money for more than the item is worth.

>> No.12896693

>Silly Evil

Also known as The Joker

>> No.12896699

>>12896422
Congress.

>> No.12896758

>Stressed Evil
...wat. so...I kidnap the princess to alleviate stress? Someone tell me how this works

>> No.12896778

>Neutral Artistic

>> No.12896781

>>12896758
OKAY GUYS TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP

GOD DAMN I HOPE THIS WORK

IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?

THIS OPERATION IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

WHEN I CONTROL THE WORLD THINGS WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER

>> No.12896800

>Perky Evil

Every Succubi and Drow Female?

>> No.12896805

>>12896781
No, no, that's more chaotic angry.

>> No.12896807

Bouncy Neutral
Chaotic Loser
Charming Evil
Energetic Evil
Fashionable Neutral
Lawful Poseur
Nerdy Good
Neutral Freak
Neutral Fuzzy
Neutral Motormouth
Neutral Perky
Neutral Weird
Radical Good
Stingy Neutral
Wimpy Evil

>> No.12896818

>>12896758
>>12896781
Think more as Tweek and Cartman from south park having a love child.

>> No.12896825

>>12896805
The only chaotic angry part is: Time to fuck shit up.

and by that I meant: Let's go guys, time to start the operation.

>> No.12896835

>>12896800
Gonna open with a compliment on your doubles.

Yeah, basically. That or picture that stupid blonde chick from Legally Blonde, only trying to kill the Batman.

>> No.12896839

>Lawful Cute
AM I A PALADIN, UGUU~

>>12896758
Is anyone else hearing a cheesy '80s porn riff in their head?
"Hey, princess... I've come to enchant your sacred meadow!"

>> No.12896845

>Chaotic Hungry

>> No.12896855

Chaotic Delusional
Lawful Sarcastic
Yes, yes, I can do this.

>> No.12896856

>Wannabe Neutral

I'm totally not a Warrior of Light! Seriously, I'll do some evil deeds when the campaign is over!

>> No.12896862

Peppy Evil.

I'm more evil than I am peppy, but I could do it.

>> No.12896871

> Neutral Hypochondriac

I.. uh.. can't go into that dungeon, you guys. It looks dirty, and also I have the plague.

>> No.12896906

>Delusional Evil
So... I have to play as Dr. Wily? Well, that's just great.

>> No.12896958

Overworked Good

pic related

>> No.12896962

Flamboyant Evil

"Muhahahahaha!" *twirls moustache*

>> No.12896963

>Radical Evil

>> No.12896979

>Chaotic Artistic

>> No.12897004

Inebriated Nuetral

A character who is mysteriously drunk all of the time.

>> No.12897041

>Passive-Aggressive Evil
I founded /tg/!

>> No.12897050

>>12897041
>founded
That's supposed to be "found" in derp-speak, not the actual word "founded."

>> No.12897053

>>12897004
ALWAYS DRUNK. ALL THE TIME!?

Sounds like a fantastic alignment to me.

>Manic-Depressive Good

...Oh my. The possibilities...

>> No.12897087

Lawful looser -_-

>> No.12897126

Chaotic Liberal

I'm not even sure how to approach that

>> No.12897292

Annoying Evil

I'm Gary.

>> No.12897307

>Lawful Cuddly

Fitting as my friends compare me to a bear i suppose

>> No.12897315

>>12897307
>bear
>cuddly

>> No.12897360

>mfw colorful evil

>> No.12897392

>Chaotic Horny

Fuck. Everything.

>cournote rushed

That lazy fucker.

>> No.12897399

>Helpless Good

Only way I see it working as a PC is if I am a backpack mounted quadruple amputee cleric.

Otherwise I am one of the peasants in the PC's invariably doomed hometown

>> No.12897406

>Manic Good

Caffeinated Paladin inbound, TAKE COVER

>> No.12897415

Neutral Neurotic

I have to do something good but then I have to do something evil to counteract it OHGAWDTHEPRESSURE!

>> No.12897416

Chaotic Couch Potato
Chaotic Freaky
Chaotic Nerdy
Chaotic Ranting
Oh god, extra Chaotic /tg/


Enthusiastic Evil MAIM KILL BURN WHEEEEEEEEE

Insecure Evil Doctor Horrible.

Lawful Unlucky So many of my fellow players seem to have the laws of the universe set against them.

Neutral Flighty Uhh....

Neutral Homely Not-exactly-kindly Grandma

Poetic Evil Music Meister.

>> No.12897419

Sloppy Good.

No, wait, that's what I'm playing now.

>> No.12897420

Chaotic Sarcastic

All day erry day

>> No.12897423

>Charming Neutral

Pic related.

>Unlucky Neutral

His friend, Keith.

>> No.12897427

>>Depressing Good

We're all doomed.

>> No.12897438

>>12897423
He does seem to have quite a few fangirls...

>> No.12897445

>Loud Neutral

GOD DAMN.

>> No.12897468

>Incomprehensible Good
Just like Christian god, right?

>> No.12897508

>Inattentive Neutral

So like just about every generic NPC ever?

>> No.12897684

>Perky Neutral

?

>> No.12897689

Chaotic Affectionate
Chaotic Affectionate
Neutral Affectionate
Cute Evil
All, in one go.

>> No.12897699

>Lazy Neutral

Way too easy...

>> No.12897743

>>Lawful Weirdo

THE SHEEP ARE NOT IN FORMATION!
ALL LINES MUST ADHERE TO LONGITUDE OR LATITUDE!

>> No.12897759

>>Paranoid good
There is evil... There is evil everywhere!

>> No.12897814

Neutral Pyromaniac
I just like to burn stuff. Not other people's stuff or anything, just stuff.

>> No.12897834

Neutral Kleptomaniac.

Sounds like EVERY ADVENTURER EVER

>> No.12897857

>Oedpipal Neutral
God damn it, I'm going to end up blind!

>> No.12897867

>depressed good

"Well, death-ray failed again. What? Yeah, I've got a couple bucks. Sure. ...What the hell is this?! This soup kitchen is ridiculously inefficient! Fuck it, I'LL FIX this bullshit. Day's already shot."

>> No.12897871

>Chaotic Pretentious
Well, /you/ might think your brand of crazy is delightful, but I find it rather bourgeois.

>> No.12898094

Lawful Friendly

>> No.12898119

>Lawful Chaotic

Wat. Must be a glitch.

>> No.12898127

>>12892174
You are a politician.

>> No.12898133

>Lawful Verbose

>> No.12898141

>Depressing Good
Either I am a horrible tyrant paladin or a very tiresome saint who makes everyone feel inadequate

>> No.12898147

Lawful Pessimistic

so lawful evil-but-lazy

>> No.12898149

Vocal Neutral

>> No.12898173 [DELETED] 

Lawful Insecure

"Um, so, I turn right here, and... OH GOD, DID I REMEMBER TO USE MY BLINKER? WHAT IF A COP SAW ME, SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT"

>> No.12898179

>Lawful Homely
So...your average internet white knight, I suppose?

>> No.12898195

Neutral Erotic

>> No.12898198

Neurotic Good

The worlds most emotionally unstable ardent. One moment he is all "FUCK YA, LETS DO THIS!" and the next its "oh man, you guys are so screwed..." And as an Ardent, he has the ability to project this to others around him...

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