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[ERROR] No.12810864 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Hey guys. I'm going be a DM for the first time ever in a while. I'd like to hear some nice starting tips, and I really mean starting tips. Also, amusing and epic adventure ideas for low levels would be appreciated. I already have fleshed out "Fire beetles are my basement and husband", "Lich wants to be a rock star", and "Goblins steal shit and cause ruckus", tasks. Yes, picture is related.

>> No.12810887

>"Fire beetles ate my basement and husband"
Darn, fixed. The nonfixed version would have been bit too obscure.

>> No.12810890

Dwarf wants to flick off a god and live.
(Sufficiently powerful being would be fine too)

>> No.12810933

Goddamned Goblin Bankers have to be kicked out of the Kingdom.

Bonus points if the person who hired you to do it, has them reenter the kingdom after 10 levels.

>> No.12811031

OP here, I am positively sure I'll use this to some extend, absolutely fucking priceless.

>> No.12811170

chuckled, but you must be insane to actually use that

>> No.12811313

Bumping, dont abandon me /tg/, otherwise I might turn to "That DM".

>> No.12811452

Fairies. Just fairies.

>> No.12811493

It's funny because the artist intended that picture to be titillating, but instead it's horrifying.

>> No.12811515


Well aren't you just the master of the pun

>> No.12811567

It's the large, almost down syndrome eyes.

>> No.12811578

I don't know, man. I'm alright with stuff by Noi-Gren/Sakaki.

The only problem I've had with the artist is that he can't draw nipples for the life of him.

>> No.12811588

People are being kidnaped by strange lights

>> No.12811602

Do your part against fairy obesity! Lobby for smaller fast food meal sizes!

>> No.12811647

I don't know if I'd call it "Obesity" if all the fat goes to the right places.

I'd call that "Blessed by god"

Tittymonsters and Hambeasts don't fit into the same category.

>> No.12811676

so true

>> No.12811679

My group that's about to start is almost finished with their backstories, the thing is they're keeping something secret from me. Like an alliance type thing. How can I force them to tell me?

>> No.12811722

Just, you know, ask them to? You are the GM, you should be told this kind of shit. They cannot claim their "alliance" has any kind of relevance if you cant form story around it.

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