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[ERROR] No.12690430 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Ultramarines, up in this bitch!
No but seriously, which chapter would you be in, tough guys?

>> No.12690435

Salamanders. Because I'm black.

>> No.12690436

Space Sharks

>> No.12690442

Flesh Tearers up in this bitch.

>> No.12690448

Raven Guard

>> No.12690469

Salamanders. Because i'm indian.

>> No.12690471

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCCCCC
KKKKKKKKKKKK

YYYYYYYYYYYY
OOOOOOOOOOO
UUUUUUUUUUUU
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12690472

>>12690442

i second the motion!!!!!!!

>> No.12690475

Thousand Sons.... nobody sneeze I want to take my helmet off.

>> No.12690489

HEY GUYS

I MADE IT INTO THE IMPERIAL GUARD

THEY GAVE ME A RED SHIRT AND PAINTED A BULLS EYE ON MY HELMET FREE OF CHARGE

ISN'T THAT GRE

>> No.12690496

Fallen Angels

>> No.12690524

Loreguard.

>> No.12690542

I would rather shoot myself than become a mary sue.

>> No.12690566

Paldron Squad because then I can paldron my paldrons until paldron paldrons.

>> No.12690569

GODDAMNED WORLD EATERS MOTHERFUCKER

BLOOD FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD GOD COCKSUCKERS

SHIT

>> No.12690572

>>12690542

but miraculously god stops the bullet and says "You are the chosen one" and your wings of shadowlight unfold (six of them) and the golden sword of dragons descends from the heavens into your grasp

>> No.12690594

Original chapters is the only way to go. I made my own one, named Angels of Lament. They weep for the fate of mankind at the cruelty of the universe, and has taken a solemn vow to defend the innocent - even from the Imperium itself. Their own homeworld destroyed, billions of dead, by what they suspect the hands of the Inquisition, their chapter-fleet wage a losing battle to prevent such injustices befall others.

They turn their attention on the enemies of mankind as well as mankind itself. Records have shown them attacking corrupt Governors and Lord-Generals alike, coming out with just enough proof to back their actions to prevent them from becoming Excommuncate Traitoris.

>> No.12690599

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH COCK ASS BALLS!

>> No.12690608

>> No.12690613

some space wolves up in this bitch,fuck all those dark angel pussies

>> No.12690614

Black Templars, seeing how I'm infamous for my rage. And I love that Teutonic/ Crusader shit.

>> No.12690629

Rainbow Warriors of course.

>> No.12690631

Relictors. FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE.

or the Mentor Legion. thank you for some smart marines.

>> No.12690636

How about a Crimson Fist Terminator with cat ears?

>> No.12690637

>>12690636
No.

>> No.12690640

>>12690613
Come at me, bro.

>> No.12690645

I'd be killed for heresy

>Captcha: Durruse that-but

The heretic act probably had something to do with "Durrusing" that but. Slaanesh FTW

>> No.12690664

its on dude nobody tells me to come at em...

>> No.12690672

Probably the Angry Marines

>> No.12690682

Emperor's Children up in this motherfucker!

PORN FOR THE PORN GOD!
COCAINE FOR THE COCAINE THRONE!

>> No.12690685

>>12690664
Get ready for a flying fist of fury, chump!

>> No.12690719

RAGE REACHING MAXIMIMUM POWER!!!!!!!!! AHAAAAAA FUCK YOU DARK BITCH!

>> No.12690738

>>12690682
You mean... dope for the Dopethrone?

>> No.12690776

Dem imperial fists man dem imperial fists

if chaos then:
dem death guard man dem death guard

>> No.12690783

>>12690719
Problem, Space Yiff?

>> No.12690796

it seems the wolf has conqured the lion....pathetic /b/rother...pathetic

>> No.12690803

Blood Angels

they are the most beautiful and most angry

>> No.12690836

oldest living relic of humanity=bjorn fellhanded
opinion is invalid

>> No.12690855

>>12690836
What about the Emprah?

>> No.12690862

>>12690783

>Belialmasterofthethirdcompany.jpg

wat

Belial is master of the FIRST company, hence Master of the Deathwing

>> No.12690867

>>12690836
Opting to punch out a Chaos terminator rather then use a power weapon or power fist = More manly then any Space Wolf.
Your opinion invalidater is invalid.

>> No.12690872

>>12690855
He's not living.

>> No.12690881

>>12690872
He's in a weird spot between alive and not, if I recall correctly.

>> No.12690888

>>12690862
He was master of the THIRD company during the invasion of Piscina IV, and was later promoted. It is right there in his entry man.

>> No.12690890

For RUSS!!!!

>> No.12690891

>>12690881
Fucking accidental rhymes...

>> No.12690907

13th company
yea....i think i won...oh and our primarch is still alive,you mad :3

>> No.12690910

Why would I be in the Spess Mehreens?

I'm the Hero of the motherfucking Imperium.

>> No.12690956

>>12690907
Whatcha talking about? Lion's just taking a nap in the Rock, while Russ is lost in a hell dimension.
I'm not even upset.

>> No.12690977

>>12690956
Anybody else think the old school plasma weapons looked like dicks?

>> No.12690991

>>12690907
>space wolf bitch slapping a daemonette
Gotta keep yo' pimp hand strong, bro.

>> No.12690993

>>12690977
Makes sense with their levels of penetration.

>> No.12691002

>>12690977
If your dick has multiple holes and glows blue, you really need to see a doctor...

>> No.12691021

he's with the 13th comp. beatin the shit outta magnus HAHA you mad?

>> No.12691022

>>12690993

>> No.12691025

Space Wolves, no question. Only chapter with a trade warrent for ale and wenches.

>> No.12691047

>>12691021
Too busy smiting the real foes of the Imperium to be mad at Russ beating up a guy Russ forced to go traitor in the first place.

>> No.12691077

he was tampering with chaos thats heresy he would have corrupted the whole legion russ had to do it...dont forget that,while lion recruited his soldiers from before the emperor came and his own men betrayed him because he was a glory hog...you mad?

>> No.12691094

I don't think I can survive the initiation process.

So I wouldn't be in any chapter.

I'll most likely be conscripted into the guard.

>> No.12691104

WE ARE RETURNED!!!

>> No.12691106

Salamanders.

>> No.12691135

>>12691077
>mfw you still trying to mad me with your chapter that, somehow, manages to out special-snowflake every other marine chapter.
At least the Black Templars and Dark Angels try to keep their breeches of contract on the down low.
And his men turned on him because Luther suffered the very human flaw of pride, and only felt that Lion was a glory hog, and so was used by Chaos.
But I bet next you'll mention how a Space Wolf Great Wolf mortally wounded Magnus in combat and so that makes them better, so for all our sakes, sure, I'll be mad.

>> No.12691167

>>12691135

Both Russ and an ordinary Space Wolf Wolf Lord have banished Magnus to warp, where the foul cyclops belongs, in single combat.

>> No.12691180

battle of armageddon...those space wolves held of so much fucking chaos...i think the wolves could tear up the templars and the angels,plus wolves dont treat the guard like crap so you are also outmanned,not that we need the guard they are fillers...you mad?

>> No.12691181

Ultramarine, obviously. Successful and respected chapter, with good, rich and nice worlds under their control. Without any genetical flaws and retarded customs or dark secrets.

>> No.12691199

grey knight

10 foot tall psychic jedi ghostbusters yo

>> No.12691219

well those phycics are on the verge of a civil war with wolves for what they did to "help" on armeggedon and lets not forget from the new space wolves codex the SOB couldnt even land on fenris because they were to well defended

>> No.12691241

>At some point during The Great Crusade the Dark Angels and the Space Wolves were assaulting a planet that had not given in to The Imperium's demands. The leader of the rebels had insulted Leman Russ by naming him "The Emperor's Lapdog". Leman Russ and his Space Wolves planned to attack for this blemish on their honour. While they were busy planning, The Dark Angels took the fight to the capital and The Lion himself killed their leader. Russ found The Lion with the dead leader at his feet and immediately attacked his brother Primarch. They fought for many hours, it ended when The Lion threw Russ through a table, when Russ got up he started laughing at the foolishness of their quarrel. The Lion, incensed that his brother appeared to be mocking him hit him square in the jaw, knocking Russ out cold. Russ awakened many hours later to find that Lion El'Jonson and his Dark Angels had left the planet. Honour Duels are still fought between members of The Space Wolves and The Dark Angels.

Wolves got butthurt

>> No.12691244

Blood Angels up in this bitch!!

>> No.12691258

It doesn't matter what chapter we would be in, we've all accepted Roboute Guilliman as our spiritual liege

>> No.12691273

I am the Thousand Sons

>> No.12691288

and I am the wrath of my Primarch

>> No.12691293

Seeing as how on ce you go space marine you go it for life might as well go as pure as you can go and go Grey Knights

>> No.12691299

I WILL KILL YOU!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!!!

>> No.12691316

I'd be an Ultramarine or perhaps a Salamander.

Those are the only chapters I've read that still keep, on average, some degree of their humanity, contact with normal humans, and so on. If there are other chapters that maintain this, then perhaps one of those would fit me better but as of now...yeah, Roboute Guilliman and Vulkan rule my shit.

>> No.12691331

I'd really like down to earth chapters, or atleast ones that know what their doing. So i'd pick one of these:
Mentors
Salamanders
Space Sharks (tigi)
Ultra marines

>> No.12691347

no pity, no remorse, no fear

>> No.12691352

>>12691347
no homeworld

>> No.12691357

Death Guard, chilling with Nurgle and company would be fucking awesome. Being nigh inulnerable would be pretty nice, too.

>> No.12691361

>>12691331

>Shrouded in mystery, the Mentors are untrusting of other Chapters, preferring to work alone and unobserved by all save their foes. Imperial records indicate that the Mentors are currently engaged against the Eldar of Biel-tan Craftworld and the Orks of the Charadon system.

>> No.12691373

>>12691352
i lol'd
but seriously i'll shove a chainsword through your mouth and wear your eyes as goggles.

>> No.12691406

I hate being interesting, so I picked White Scars

>> No.12691539

Blood Angels, so I can be a loyalist Khornate.

>> No.12691558

BLUHD RAYVEHNS

>> No.12691566

Salamanders, because I am half Indian and it's close enough.

Y'know you'd think with all the culture GW uses to base stuff off, India would be among them.

>> No.12691569

Can I join the Thousand Sons? That'd be awesome.

>> No.12691573

>>12691539
You'll be wanting Flesh Teares then.

>> No.12691576

Dark Angels.

Only because they are the Chapter with the least faggotry. Also the Lion bitchslapping puppy Russ unconcious was fucken awesome.

>> No.12691581

>>12691566

Dark angels are the indians, son

>> No.12691586

>>12691576
Didn'y he do that as Russ was laughing his ass off?

>> No.12691621

>>12691581
No they are the Space Knights of the Space Knights.

>> No.12691623

>Only because they are the Chapter with the least faggotry

next to the ultramarines and the wolves they are some of the biggest douchebags on the loyalist side.

>> No.12691626

What's going on in here, faggots?

>> No.12691628

World Eaters here.

Suck our big, chaotic cocks.

>> No.12691652

>>12691628

Oh, I forgot to add "Loyalist scum"

>> No.12691680

>>12691566
Interesting - the closest GW gets to even China is the White Scars; and they're basically Mongols or Huns

>>12691581
I think he means Red Dot, not Whoohoo

>> No.12691738

Crimson Fists

>> No.12691785

Cobalt Scorpions.

Bitch.

>> No.12691955

*sniff*
I smell the stench of my fallen brothers......

>> No.12692056

Iron Snakes

Their BL-fluff seemed really nice

>> No.12692096

blood angels...the idea of flying like the fucking rocketteer would be too hard to pass up

>> No.12692126

Blood Angels.

>> No.12692148

>>12690430
Custodes, I'd just chill with my bros and the emperor all day smoking weed.

>> No.12692171

>>12690430
Imperial Fists

>> No.12692229

I'm too lazy and weak to do special force level training at 12 and have strong DNA.

>> No.12692291

If I could choose and be accepted, survive, etc, I'd be a Grey Knight.
But wishing doesn't make it so. I would definitely go Inquisitor in a motherfucking heartbeat though.

>> No.12692292

Black Widows

>> No.12692483

THE GREY KNIGHTS ARE HERE

>> No.12692606

Way back in the day, I saw this guy in a White Dwarf. I couldn't paint for shit, but did my best to try and match it. Didn't turn out so well, but if I ever play as SMs again, will have to revive the Mantis Warriors

>> No.12692729

It'd be awesome to be a Space Wolf and just go ice-fishing without a fishing rod. Just dive my ass into the water and catch fish with my hands or something.

Salamanders are the least assholeriffic Space Marines in all of Marinedom, that'd be cool too.

>> No.12692746

Emperor's Children. Who cares if they have pink armor, they are almost debased enough to post on /b/

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