Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
[ERROR] No.12513451 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

This concept came from a MLP thread on /co/...

Centaurs are what happens when a man fucks a horse.

What do you think about that idea?

How about we expand it - minotaurs are when a man fucks a cow, harpies are when a man fucks a bird, naga are when a man fucks a python, gnolls are when a man fucks a hyena, etc.

Could such an idea be used seriously in a campaign?

>> No.12513540

>>12513451
bump

>> No.12513612

>>12513451
Just think, one drunken can't-recall-it-in-the-morning eve of celebration after saving that farming village from the horde of ogres, and the DM could end up presenting you with (pic related), your estranged daughter, in a future campaign...

>> No.12513624

>>12513451

>Could such an idea be used seriously in a campaign?

In one word: No.

>> No.12513643

and you get haflings when a man fucks a child

>> No.12513657

Just goes to show that humans are sluts.

>> No.12513665

>>12513451
Depends on the campaign. In most cases -- hell no.

>> No.12513681

Actually, in the original myth, the Minotaur came from King Minos' wife fucking a bull. So, it's not without precedent. On the other hand, the idea that an entire culture of these halfbreeds could emerge from the occasional dude/chick who's into bestiality is really stupid, and would never actually work.

>> No.12513714

What is born when a cat is fine too?

>> No.12513721

>>12513681
Nobody said they were full cultures in and of themselves... more like the half-dragons or half-orcs - just unusual hybrids.

>> No.12513734

>>12513714
Werecat. Don't make me post writefaggotry.

>> No.12513737

>>12513714
Halle Barry... I mean, catgirls.

>> No.12513747

>>12513737

A CAT will birth a catgirl? Wow.

>> No.12513755

>minotaurs are when a man fucks a cow
Actually, that's canon in Greek myth. Though it was a bull fucking a woman.

And how the hell does a man fuck a bird or a python?

>> No.12513781

How dare you doubt the possibilities of catgirls!

>> No.12513784

>>12513681
Occasional?
Who said anything about 'occasional'?
Who said anything about random?

I find idea of bull raping camps as breeding grounds for slave minotaur army antirely plausible. That way there can be enough half-breeds to form a sub-culture, even if they themselves are incapable of reproduction.

>> No.12513790

>>12513755

With his penis, anon.

>> No.12513799

>>12513747
Only going by the stupid rules of the OP. Do not think too hard, just laugh.

>> No.12513807

In before Bard, remarkably.

>> No.12513813

>>12513784

Cow raping camps seem a safer bet. A human woman can terminate pregnancy and is generally a nuisance. A cow is totally calm and it gives milk!

>> No.12513815

>>12513755
Ancient wisdom, passed on in songs and ballads, tells us that only one animal (and his close relatives) can excape the lusttful advances of a man.
Hegedogs.

>> No.12513819

>>12513755
>>12513747

lol, it's magic, that's how.

>> No.12513827

Hello /d/, thanks for coming to visit. Won't you bring your and your tentacles inside for a pitcher of freshly squeezed trap and a flogging?

>> No.12513831

we fuck therefore we are

is it man's driving principle of self awareness

>> No.12513841

>>12513799
>>12513819

None the less, I want to see it.

Deliver, you heralds of terror!

>> No.12513852

>>12513807
Actually, the Bard pics and the minotaur myth are where I got the idea.

I stuck with "man fucks X" in the OP example because men generally tend to be more exploratory regarding where/who/what they fuck than women do. But the pairings work with genders reversed, too.

>> No.12513855

>I find idea of bull raping camps as breeding grounds for slave minotaur army antirely plausible.

Seeing how gladiators turned into a constant source of trouble for the Romans, I'd say a large group of unnaturally strong slaves trained to act as soldiers would be even more problematic.

And that's just the security perspective.

>> No.12513858

>>12513643

anal sex between bearded men produces dwarves

>> No.12513885

>>12513643

>> No.12513887

>>12513858
no, it produces vikings.

Sex between large-bearded men and fat midget chicks produces dwarves.

>> No.12513904

>>12513887vikings.

no, that's when a man fucks a boat

>> No.12513907

>>12513643

>> No.12513908

Has no one here ever read any xanth novels?

Dump a love spring in your campaign and lulz/horror will ensue.

>> No.12513911

>>12513904

You misspelled 'goat'.

Come on, we all know about Scandinavians.

>> No.12513918

'I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ring-winner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider.'

>> No.12513923

>>12513908
I knew this was sounding familiar.

Approved.

>> No.12513931

>>12513813
Well... that sounds plausible, so i can only counter it with a bullsh%t. As follows.
It is known, that in inter-species relations the result are different if genders are reversed. So, by extentions, if women would give births to humans with bovine qualities, cows would give birth to cows with human qualities.
And the result is somewhat weaker physically but sentient cows, that look at all bipeds with hatred and disgust.
That is the reason zoophilia is so strictly tabooed in rural regions. One night of passion can lead to terrible consequences for the village; at best, the hybrid-led herd would slaughter their overseers and escape - but there are legends that sometimes entire villages perished before legs, horns and unexpected cunning of rebelling bovines.

>> No.12513950

Fu fu fu. Silly Teegee...

>> No.12513961

>>12513950

Shut up, baby, you know you love us.

>> No.12513968

>>12513908
I read the SHIT out of Xanth books. I own that series for getting me into reading and keeping it in my regular rotation of shit to do when bored.

The author was genius as far as capturing and retaining readers. Constatly nude full breasted females characters and rampant sexual enterprises and magic based on pun.

BEST

SHIT

EVER

>> No.12513974

>>12513950
That's not horrifying enough to represent /d/.

>> No.12513995

>>12513974

>> No.12513999

>>12513908
Xanth made puberty so confusing...

>> No.12514020

.....is there a campaign built in the Xanth universe?!

IT MUST BE DONE

>> No.12514023

The true face of /d/ makes men go man. A lot like Cthulhy come to think of it

>> No.12514052

lrn2chromosomes everybody, half-breeds of anything are impossible.

>> No.12514066

>>12514052

YOU DON'T SAY

>> No.12514070

>>12514052
Yet mules exist

>> No.12514071

>>12514023
In OP's campaign, the Nameless Bard should be the patron god of all halfbreeds.

...and will probably also be the father of some of them, too...

>> No.12514073

>>12514052
...
horse and donkey?

>> No.12514079

fa/tg/uys are what happens when a man fucks a d6.

>> No.12514097

My attitude toward fucking non-humans is simple:

If it talks back, FUCK IT.

>> No.12514121

So you'd fuck a magic mouth spell?

>> No.12514131

>>12513887
>no, it produces vikings.

SHOW ME YOUR HONOR

>> No.12514132

>>12514121

Is it willing?

>> No.12514138

>>12514079

That's how gamblers are born.

>> No.12514157

>>12514121
Oral wizardry.

>> No.12514165

>>12514097
Fucking parrots is bad and you should feel bad.
>religious coulkrou
Preach on, captcha!

>> No.12514181

>>12514165

Parrots talk, but don't talk back.

You fail, sir.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

>> No.12514190

>>12514165
"It isn't bestiality if the 'animal' talks, unless you wake up with feathers in your mouth."

Character was explaining why he feels no remorse in sleeping with a humanoid alien with fur, pointy ears and a tail.

>> No.12514194

>>12514121
magic spells are probably one of the few non-inanimate non-human things a human could fuck that wouldn't have a risk of either causing or developing pregnancy...

>> No.12514237

Man, you know what half man half animal combination would be cool? Half kangaroo. Kangaroo legs are awesome.

Imagine a whole race that goes hoppidy hop.

>> No.12514247

>>12514237

>> No.12514249

>>12514020
There WAS an adventure game actually.

Never played it personally, but I heard it was virtually impossible due to pun-logic.

>> No.12514260

IF IT TALKS BACK, FUCK IT

>> No.12514265

>>12514237
the females have no tits and the males' genitals are upside-down.

Still want?

>> No.12514272

>>12514237
I... I like this. Let's do this shit /tg/. They could be aboriginals.

But, y'know, actually discover metal and shit. Trippy mythology is cool.

>> No.12514277

>>12514265
Man, I don't want to fuck them. I want to see them go hoppidy hop.

>> No.12514297

>>12514260
Works for me...

>> No.12514300

>>12514277

>I don't want to fuck them.

>> No.12514301

>>12514265
The half-kangaroos WOULD have boobs, though. And they would be CONSTANTLY JIGGLING.

>> No.12514323

>>12514297

Da fuck is this from?

>> No.12514325

>>12514301

Sagging to their inverted knees by 20 years of age.

>> No.12514326

>>12514301
My god... it's beautiful.

>> No.12514348

>>12513451
mythologically, you're getting at lest the minotaur backwards - it was a woman being fucked by a bull. So I vote for Top half=father Bottom half = mother as a basic method

>> No.12514351

>>12514323
Vampire: The Masquerade.

It's a Tzimisce Vampire, they can sculpt flesh and bone into whatever they want. Their own flesh, and other peoples. Willing or not.

>> No.12514354

>>12514301

It is physically impossible for kangaroos to walk, run, or move backwards. they can only jump and turn.

>> No.12514367

>>12514348
>Top half=father Bottom half = mother

Well that just raises more questions than it answers...

>> No.12514377

>>12514348
that would seriously fuck up male centaurs, minotaurs, and, well, most male mythics in general.

>> No.12514418

>>12514377
DnD already has horse men, Warhammer has bull based centaurs, what is the problem? As long as your magical beasts made by bestiality breed true, and have a 50/25/25 split of own species/animal species/human species purebreeds if fucking outside of species with one of their two half species

>> No.12514444

>>12514325
Why must you try to destroy all that is good?

>> No.12514502

>>12514325
Those aren't knees, anon.
Those are ankles.

>> No.12514703

bump

>> No.12514740

>> No.12514791

rolled 24 = 24

>>12513451

and thus dragonborn

>> No.12514799

Kangaroo-people would be hard to pull off. Every part of the kangaroo is absolutely essential to its function. It is a highly efficient machine of an animal.

At best you could replace the upper body with the torso of a human, and rule that they have to hop to breathe (look it up). A human could not really have kangaroo-like qualities though, as separating one or a few qualities from the kangaroo makes them almost pointless. (Kangaroos hop due to the spring-action in the tendons, and the unique way they breathe is what allows them to increase the intensity of their hop without requiring much extra effort. You would have to come up with unique physiological architecture for a "human that hops" without tiring the human out or ruining its legs).

>> No.12514805

This is why girls don't like you.

>> No.12514841

rolled 47 = 47

>>12513451
this really does lead to a lot of questions...

>> No.12514871

>>12514841
>remebering those threads
and good times where had by all

>> No.12514910

>>12514841

the tetra arms would be acceptable, if she were actually... good looking.

>> No.12514914

rolled 72 = 72

>>12514871
not necessarily, as you recall we got some serious HATE over them.

I have them all in a file if you want I can put them on mediafire?

>>12514841
I forgot to ask in this post, what do you fuck to get 15?

>> No.12514933

>>12513451
This is the future of mankind

>> No.12514965

rolled 66 = 66

>>12514841
Rollan like a baws

>> No.12514987

>>12514965
Dark Elf it is

>> No.12514997

>>12514914
siamese twins?

>> No.12515004

Where can I find more of this? I tried the URL and it seems like I'll need to do countless hours of searching to find what I want.

>> No.12515008

rolled 24 = 24

>>12514910
smaller boobs, different skin-tone, no face-paint. this is what I see.

>>12514933
oh dear I hadn't thought of that.
gods above and below I hope not, such a world would be irritating at the least.

>>12513451
it seems that I forgot to post my answer to your question.

>Could such an idea be used seriously in a campaign?
my answer is that any concept can be used in a serious campagin, provided you have mature players. and that if you only allow such things that they happen off screen only.

>>12514997

>> No.12515039

>>12514914
the hate was delicious
but for the most part /tg/ loved it.
especially lamias, it seemed like everyone and their grandmother loved lamias

>> No.12515078

>>12514841
any of the "plant" based ones would rais some awkward questions concerning their conception.

>> No.12515081

>>12515039
Lamias, Elf girls, Suckmahbus and Cultist. What else is the main girl fetish fuel on /tg/?

>> No.12515135

rolled 83 = 83

>>12515008
>oh dear I hadn't thought of that.
should link to >>12514997

>>12515039
while I did bask in the HATE and draw it into myself as sustenance I suspect /tg/ was about even with regards to the concept.

it was well within the rules posted as it consisted of writing (allowed), and playing the mother of all RPGs the telling of Impromptu (read: Bullshit) stories given a general concept and short notice

>> No.12515141

>>12515081
yukionna is a personal favorite of mine

>> No.12515143

>>12515078
Not really...

>> No.12515154

rolled 67 = 67

>>12515081
cestree?

>> No.12515156 [DELETED] 

good films good girls
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
http://bisi.pl/pornfilms
my site

>> No.12515172

what the fuck is this bold text shit

>> No.12515180

rolled 86 = 86

>>12515172
you mean like in my posts?

it's dice rolling a function of /tg/

welcome to the board newbie

>> No.12515190

rolled 5 = 5

This scares the shit out out of me.

>> No.12515215

>>12515180
how do you activate it

>> No.12515223

>>12515190
delicious snakelady loving

>> No.12515236

>>12515190

Okay my question is this for this thread. Why wouldn't the DM just assassinate the players using whatever MC powers these critters have or what not.

>> No.12515247

rolled 10 = 10

>> No.12515249

rolled 17, 75, 59, 77 = 228

>>12515215
>>12515215

dice XdY

put the above in the email field where X= the number of dice to be rolled and Y=the number of sides on those dice

I just rolled 4, 100 sided dice as an example

>> No.12515251

>>12515154
Isn't she a succubus though?

>> No.12515253

>>12515236
MC powers?

...rap battle?

>> No.12515255

What the hell does an echidna do and should i be worried about getting rape?

>> No.12515271

>>12515236
well yeah some of them have some crazy powers but most of them are surprisingly enough focused on seduction and charming people
im sure an able PC party could handle themselves.

>> No.12515272

dice 2d10

>> No.12515278

rolled 8, 79, 53, 26 = 166

>>12515249
I failed the first time

>> No.12515282

centaur fucks naga

what now faggots

>> No.12515284

>>12515272
Dice go in the E-mail field. Also dice 1d00 as the rollboard goes up to 100.

>> No.12515296

rolled 15, 81, 98, 63 = 257

>>12515253
I'm surprised the OP pic hasn't started one yet.
>50 centaur

>>12515251
it seems I'd forgotten that pertinent point.

>>12515255
the echidna is the mother of monsters, expect a matronly person, or a mad rapist.

the former is what is implied by the statement and the second is what you get if you bothered to pay attention to the entry, see pic

in the old threads the entries had very little meaning...most of the time.

>> No.12515303

>>12515282

...fuck, I have no clue.

>> No.12515324

>>12515253

sorry for silly abbreviation. MC equals mind control. As most of these beings have some sort of power of that manner.

Or in otherwords:

DM: Magical snake girl "Come here and sexorz me."
PC 1 "No I am scared"
PC 2 "Suffer not the furry to live!"
PC 3 " Okay!"
DM: Magical snake girl does thingy to pc1 and pc 2 pc1 and pc 2 rolls
PC 1 rolls a 13
PC 2 rolls a 20
PC 1 fails
DM Snake lady: " You will come sexors me! obey!" PC1 goes with snake lady as does PC 3 and both get raped to death

PC 2: "Hail to the king baby."

>> No.12515336

rolled 27, 4, 82, 40 = 153

>looks at pic
I wonder...

>>12515284
>as the rollboard goes up to 100
don't they all?


>>12515303
but you should

>>12515282
eldritch horror. [yawn]

>>12515278
but it would seem that you have gotten it down on the second go round, this is good.

>> No.12515345

>>12515324
make characters with high mental fortitude?
and or tone down some of the mind control abilitys of the girls?

>> No.12515355

>>12515282

It stops being a centaur and start being a snake at the Cantaur's horse pelvis. So you'd have a human torso, two horse legs, and a snake tail.

>> No.12515367

rolled 54, 10, 29, 6 = 99

>>12515345
this more or less goes without saying

or throw it (mind controll) out for something with a little more utility, like axe proficiency, or monkey grip.

>> No.12515378

>>12515345

High mental fortitude while useful is only as strong as the pc's libido.

>> No.12515389

>>12515336
Jist 'splainin fer them thar newfagits

>> No.12515397

>>12515282

Another horrible abomination

>> No.12515407

>>12515378
play a castrated man and or a female character?
its pretty much the only way you would be able to get anything done with out haveing rough sex with a random monster girl every 15 minutes

>> No.12515421

>>12515324
>>12515345
>>12515367
>>12515407

At no point until these posts was mind-control forced-sex mentioned.

Get your psychic rape fetish out of my thread.

>> No.12515449

rolled 53, 78, 8, 68 = 207

>>12515421
I tried, but some things are irritating to get rid of.

is it me or does this thread ring with some of the same overtones as the hybrid thread several weeks ago that started with a description about mules, donkeys, and horses?

>> No.12515455

>>12515336

>eldritch horror. [yawn]

Don't give me that copout shit.

DRIDER FUCKS BEHOLDER. I double dog dare you to contemplate the fruit of that joining, motherfucker.

>> No.12515473

Tarrasque + Vargouille = ?

>> No.12515489

>>12515455

Since a beholder is just a floating head with a lot of eyes, a drider/beholder would look like a drider except with a beholder for a head, complete with a central eye and eye-stalks.

>> No.12515498

>>12514237

There was a movie about this sort of creature released some time in the 90s. There were four or five of them, dressed in different colors. They did kung fu.

>> No.12515509

>>12515473

Big, functionally invincible, really goofy looking heads which replicate whenever they kill something.

In other words, the end of all known worlds.

>> No.12515524

>>12515407
>play a castrated man and or a female character?
I am very sorry to tell you that, but too big part of monster girls have something to put in you (
***
Hedgedog is known as an animal that cannot be raped, and natural enemy of snakes and snails. There are some orders, that employ half-hedgedogs as frighteningly affective daemon slayers.
The difficulties of breeding a half-hedgedog are evident. No male can impregnate one, and so that solemn duty falls onto women. Hedgedog brides are commonly respected as martyrs; some of them suffer hideous scarring in the process of seducing a dire hedgedog, some die during mating - and their death is inevitable during childbirth, as newborn's spikes (hard, unlike hedgedog's) rip them from inside, causing fatal blood loss.
Those children are raised by order, and are initiated as paladins as soon as possible. They are usually assigned a rearguard duty - or any other, where the danger of capture is maximal. While their skills with swords and power of their smiting are in no doubt, it aren't them that earned their widespread fame...

>> No.12515534

rolled 75, 15, 33, 76 = 199

>>12515455
the words "vestigial limbs" comes to mind

alternately

a badly malformed beholder having a less useful eye cluster in place of the primary eye, with black chitinous flesh (+5 nat armor)

the assorted eye stalks are now harry spider legs that end in a carefully protected eye placed proximally from a relatively massive spikes of chitin.

the image of this flying at me bladed talons scything away, or crawling along a wall blasting me with an assortment of spell-like blasts fails to instill in me any terror or disgust.

>> No.12515552

>>12515524

Yes but it makes you a furry. I would much rather make my character castrated.

>> No.12515580

>>12515552
Furry is only in your mind. Like bogeymen, it goes away when you stop thinking about it.

>> No.12515593

>>12515580
Yes, it would be in my mind, and I would be stuck with knowing that I played a god damned furry.

>> No.12515605

What about gryphons?

...I pity the eagle population.

>> No.12515612

rolled 4 = 4

testin

>> No.12515616

Sahuagin and Phoenix.

Tell me what arises from this romance that should never be.

>> No.12515636

>>12515616
Broiled trout.

>> No.12515689

>>12515605
Griffins are born from an eagle egg after it mated with a lion, that's the lore.
Alexander the great made the first pair, according to some, to pull his flying chariot.

Hippogriphs are born when a griffin rapes an horse, that's from Ariosto I think.

This whole thread is just poppycock, learn your stuff before making more up!

>> No.12515856

rolled 80, 29, 87, 61 = 257

>>12515689
>poppycock
is this what you have when you inject heroin into a rooster?

>> No.12516065

>>12515282
>>12515303
>>12515355
Dear god, I had no idea two of my greatest intrests combind could be so horrible!
We have to find some way so that only gay centaurs and lamias are attracted to each other!

>> No.12516721 [DELETED] 

bamp

>> No.12518473

>>12513755
There's actually a video of a man fucking a python on /rs/.

Just...don't ask.

>> No.12518711

This is going to be an irritatingly retarded question, but withold your ass raping for a second.
*sigh*
How does the dice roller for /tg/ actually work? Like, what do you input? I'll bend over now...

>> No.12518741

>>12513451
I always thought the greatest heavy cavalry charge would be centaur cavalry in full plate with a knight on their backs both with lances in shields, bonus points if they are both different hands (i.e. knight is right handed centaur is left handed) that way you have a shield on both sides and lances on both sides, and then if they get stuck in the knight can face backwards on the centaur and they can fight back to back while still accomplishing objectives.

TOO BAD CENTAURS ARE DICKS AND WOULD NEVER DO THIS DESPITE THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGES FOR BOTH RACES.

>> No.12518759

>>12518711
see here
>>12515284
>>12515249

>> No.12518762

>>12518741

"To tame me in battle, sir knight" the centaur stallion ltowered over the armored man.

"you must tame me in bed"
Dare you?

>> No.12518774

>>12518759

Thanks. You've spared a village somewhere its idiot.

>> No.12518780

>>12518762
maybe not a stallion, a mare yeah sure whatever.

though i don't know if riding to battle on your lover is ever a good idea.

>> No.12518785

>>12513643
No, halflings are what's left after men fucked lings out of existence.

>> No.12518804

>> No.12518825 [DELETED] 

Am I the only one thinking of some kind of screwed up D&D harem anime game right now?

>> No.12518837

>>12518825

>> No.12518859 [DELETED] 

rolled 1 = 1

Pondering... Has anyone ever thought of a monstrous relationship subset mechanic before?

>> No.12518880

rolled 77 = 77

Pondering... Has anyone ever thought of a monstrous relationship subset mechanic before?

>> No.12518887

rolled 94 = 94

>>12518859
I have no doubt of this,

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1721221/
and (I think)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5605691/

>> No.12518972

I had forgotten where I got the image for this card. Thanks.>>12514791

>> No.12519012

rolled 35 = 35

>>12518972
you're welcome

here is his website.

>> No.12519027

rolled 23 = 23

>>12519012
dammit forgot to post the thing...

http://andersson.elfwood.com/

>> No.12519030

WHERE IS THE WEBSITE MONOTREEME?
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A WEBSITE!

>> No.12519047

rolled 13 = 13

>>12519030
it is here, >>12519027

please stop yelling at me...

>> No.12519433

bamp.

>> No.12521199

>>12518804
No 52: who be that "Ink-Eyes"?

>> No.12522345

>>12521199
This is Ink Eyes

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action