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[ERROR] No.12484742 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Come at me bro!

>> No.12484772

Oh god, I read that in the Tachikoma voice.

>> No.12484798

I attack your weak point for massive damage!

>> No.12484801

But... but...

I can't hurt a Tachikoma. They're just too adorable. Sorry, I'm white-flagging this one.

>> No.12484822

I want a Neotokyo PnP RPG, can we work on that again?

>> No.12484825

Hey look, Spider Morph from EP.

>> No.12484830

>>12484801
You can't hurt something that doesn't physically feel.
They can only be destroyed, or not destroyed... and all Tachikomas should fall under the former.

>> No.12484843

...is that robot trying to pick a fight?

>> No.12486571

>>12484843
THAT ROBOT INSULTED YOUR WOMAN! WILL YOU STAND FOR THAT?

>> No.12486593

>>12486571
Since when do I have a woman? That robot's clearly defective.

>foreveralone.jpg

>> No.12486660

>>12486593
Your mother then, it insulted your mother.
NOW PUT THAT ROBO-SCUM IN ITS PLACE!

>> No.12486673

>>12486660
But I never knew my parents, so I have no emotional attachment there either!

Try again robot. Prove I'm different from you.

Please.

>> No.12486683

>>12484742


I have come to destroy you.

>> No.12486695

>>12486683

The only way to fight a robot.. is with another robot..

>> No.12486711

>>12486673
Fuck you! I'm not a robot! The Robot is the blue one insulting you!
GO FIGHT IT!

>> No.12486726

>>12486711
But... You are blue! And you have been insulting me!

NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE ROBOTS

>> No.12486737

>>12486726
GODDAMN ROBOTS JOHN

>> No.12486739

>>12486726
FUCK OFF YOU IDIOT! If I were a robot I'd be shooting lasers out of my scrotum and melting your face off!
GO FIGHT THE BITCH DAMN IT!

>> No.12486759

>>12486739
>THE BITCH
Wait, that's a girl?

CLANK CLANK

>> No.12486768

>>12486759
Most of the tachikomas are voiced by females yes.

>> No.12486781

>>12486759
WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT A BITCH?
I have money on you asstard!

>> No.12486795

>>12486781
But... how could I fight my TRUE LOVE!?

>> No.12486797

PRACE BETS NAO

>> No.12486810

>>12486795
It's a ROBOT! INCAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTION!
>>12486797
OH FUCK! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You just cost me money!

>> No.12486817

>>12486810
Shut up! Things didn't work out between me and Roomba, but I knew this Tachikoma was the one the moment I realized it was female!

Hey Tachi! When do you get off?

>> No.12486825

>>12486817
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER! IT ISN'T EVEN A FEMALE! IT IS AN IT! NOW GET IN THERE AND BREAK IT!

>> No.12486834

>>12486825
NO

I JUST GOOGLED TACHIKOMA

SHE IS TOO CUTE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZ2c267FSs

>> No.12486846

>>12486834
IF YOU DON'T GET INTO THAT RING RIGHT NOW... BITCH I WILL FIGHT YOU!

>> No.12486847

>>12486810
I have no more evidence you feel emotions than I do that a robot like that can. Do you have any evidence to back up such a sweeping statement?

>> No.12486852

>> No.12486859

>>12486834
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZ2c267FSs
Oh my fucking god

That's got to be the cute- HNNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.12486865

>>12486847
It's nothing but a toaster with guns damn it!

>> No.12486875

>>12486846
COME AT ME BRO!

MY LOVE FOR TACHI WILL NEVER BE BROKEN!

>> No.12486885

>>12486834
>>12486859
>>12486859
By the machine god I must interface with these cute machine spirits!

>> No.12486886

>>12486875
BALD ASIAN! I'm putting $500 on myself!
Someone get me a bat!

>> No.12486891

>>12486885
Steve, the Pedo Techpriest!

>> No.12486903

>This thread
>Tachikoma says come at me bro
>Some dood attempts to encourage some guy to fight the Tachi
>Guy falls in love with Tachi
>dood threatens to fight guy
>Guy says Come at me bro

IT'S TOO PERFECT
Also, proof that guys will ALWAYS fight over the girl

>> No.12486923

>> No.12486928

No mercy.

>> No.12486936

I still can't get over how fucking cute that song is.

AND IT'S CALLED TACHIKOMA DEATH SONG

DEATH. SONG.

MY HEART IS SWOLLEN WITH :3 AND TEARS

>> No.12486948

>this fucking thread

>> No.12486958

The album, Be Human,is pretty great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1BC7HEP0PI&

>> No.12487007

>>12486958
Yes. Yes it is.

Dammit science, build me an adorable bouncy spider bot already.

>> No.12487065

I have read every single post in this thread in the tachikoma's voice.

>> No.12487076

>>12487065
Even the angry ones? How does that work?

>> No.12487080

>>12487076
They're just excited, of course.

>> No.12487087

>>12487080
Event he swearing and name calling?

>> No.12487102

>>12487087
...*very* excited.

>> No.12487104

>> No.12487150

>>12487102
You know, if someone posts a sexual aroused one now, it'll be your fault.

>> No.12487158

TACHICOMA! :3

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