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I kinda want to play in a Transformers campaign. What's my best bet?

Also, gel packs. :3

>> No.12463582

>gel packs
Oh, is that what those are? They look like tits.

>> No.12463586

Wasn't there a Transformers RPG in the 80's?

>> No.12463591

Why does that robot look like she desperately wants to be fucked?

How does a robot know what sexual intercourse is?

>> No.12463594

Pretty sure there's already a Transformers RPG.

>> No.12463597


Gel packs are fine too.

>> No.12463606

What is a dictionary.

>> No.12463613


Google motherfucker, do you speak it?

>> No.12463616

Gentlemen, I volunteer to placate the machine.

>> No.12463628

are they made of glass or squishy?

How to make fuck with robot?
1. Get Tetris
2. Download tetris
3. Play Tetris

>> No.12463631

They look squishy.

>> No.12463640


>> No.12463643

>recognized DeviantArt naming convention from OP's file name
>searched GEARSMIT
>found this

Gel, indeed.

>> No.12463653


I hope for squishy.

>> No.12463655

Is it wrong that I want to suckle her gel packs now?

>> No.12463657

not sure if want...

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>> No.12463668

Why can't I masturbate to normal porn? ;_;

>> No.12463676


Because of /tg/.

>> No.12463678


>> No.12463684

Oh, come on. This honestly surprises you? There are alien-shaped dildos out there. A transforming vibrator is smalltime.

>> No.12463685

I've been here several years now and I can still fap to normal porn just fine. You all are just sick pathetic fags.

>> No.12463696

I'm sure it's highly toxic. Do not ingest.

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>> No.12463706

> Ingesting energon
Probably akin to drinking battery acid.

>> No.12463712

It does, rarely If ever do I see a transformers thread on /tg/, and one of this level of heresy... for a moment i thought i was at /b/ or a perverted /toy/...

>> No.12463718

Do these count as robo-tits?

>> No.12463727

Is this thread limited to Transformers, or can any robogirl join the fun?

>> No.12463729


Love you too, bro.

>> No.12463738

>You all are just sick pathetic fags.

Sounds like someone's mad.

>> No.12463741

I don't even know where to start analyzing your giant robot girl fetish, /tg/.

>> No.12463744




All robot girls wellcome.

>> No.12463745

/sci/ has a massive robot girl fetish.

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>> No.12463760

>>Also, gel packs. :3

>> No.12463761

Oh. So that's why robot girls have breasts.

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>> No.12463791

Remember when we got kicked out of /m/?

>> No.12463792

Have another heavy-set robot

>> No.12463797

I...dig giant robots?

>> No.12463799

Is it more or less weird than /tg/'s other fetishes?

>> No.12463820

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>> No.12463834

Slightly less. At least this one is focused on something humanoid.

>> No.12463836

Fuck my internet!

>> No.12463850

They call that MANwidth, baby.

>> No.12463853


Ah, "fuel pumps". No wonder cars are universally referred to as being female, what with the fuel pump penetrating them every time they need more petrol...

>> No.12463857

ITT, the OP learns the folly of posting a picture more interesting than his question.

>> No.12463861


It just keeps happening doesn't it? I blame the butter golem thread.

>> No.12463862

>Implying OP didn't really just want to have a sexy robot girl thread
>gel packs :3

>> No.12463872

>> No.12463873


Why did this get me slightly hard?

>> No.12463891

Because you have a filthy mind?

>> No.12463892

...because you want to fuck your car?

>> No.12463899

Game systems you can try using for a Transformers RPG:

- Mekton Zeta
- Mechamorphosis (needs the d20 system)
- BESM 3rd Edition
- Mutants & Masterminds (with the "Mecha and Manga" splatbook)

>> No.12463901

>Two years ago, U.S. Navy personnel and their families assigned to ??? Navy Base, home of the USS Kittyhawk...

Whoever shopped that article was a lazy bastard. Didn't even bother to blur out the real text.

>> No.12463902


I'm mildly disappointed that the text wasn't changed to match the headline.

>> No.12463914

Some day, we'll each have a robot girl of our very own.

>> No.12463917


I giggled like a little bitch.

>> No.12463924

What about the women? Do they get robot men?

>> No.12463929


The day we all have our own personal robotic sex-slaves is the day the human race is doomed.

>> No.12463932


And on that day, mankind will die out.

>> No.12463935

No, women will slowly die out and become extinct without the manly essence they crave. Without our precious bodily fluids, they'll wither and die.

>> No.12463942

Goddamn the /tg/ hivemind is in sync today. There have been multiple -minds in the past five minutes.

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>> No.12463956


Heh, kinda thinking the same thing.

>> No.12463960


More accurately, they'll spiral into depression and bitchiness, then die. Semen is a very good mood elevator and anti-depressant.

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>> No.12463975

Damnit, I knew I should have saved the last laughingwomen.jpg image I saw.

>> No.12463989

DLFG, you're abnormal and you know it.

>> No.12463990

ACTUALLY, mein fuhrer - it would be...eh simple task of refitting some of our deeper ...eeeehh mine shafts for thee containment of theeeze BODILY FLUIDS.

>> No.12463999

You realize she's referring to her lower parts, right?

>> No.12464005


Aww, why not?

>> No.12464006

I think that this thread needs more 40K.

>> No.12464007

And if you're worried that you got the head and someone else got the other part, she does still have a mouth and apparently knows how to use it.

>> No.12464008


I wasn't referencing the picture.

>> No.12464017

Sorry, thought you were.

Nevermind me then.

>> No.12464030


You use tildes, well known to be the punctuation of Satan himself.

What? You thought I was referring to your rampant fetishism of everything? Get your mind out of the gutter, Foron.

>> No.12464044

Is it pretty? Yes
Does it have a hole? Yes

>> No.12464064

Unfortunately, your penis is a non-standard connector which she's not equipped to accept.

Hardware, right?

>> No.12464068

>annoyed he's similar to someone else

>> No.12464074


I miss Sorayama.

>> No.12464076


Is Foron's name Alpharius?

>> No.12464081

also Tuna!

>> No.12464096

If the sex toy industry can create a vampire-themed fleshlight, you can bet as soon as the technology becomes available they'll have a universal adaptor for that sort of thing built. There's money to be made, after all!

>> No.12464115

Free Market. FUCK YEAR!

>> No.12464117


One day, one day.


I'd tune-her tits, if you know what i mean!

>> No.12464176

There are BBW and skinny robot girls in Bonetown.

Just sayin'.

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>> No.12464183


Im all for the booty but that freaks me out...

>> No.12464189

learning to roll...

>> No.12464214

dice+XdY in the e-mail field, where X is the number of dice, and Y the number of sides.

noko+dice+XdY will keep you in the thread as per a regular noko.

>> No.12464226

It would be like District 9, you'd turn into one.

>> No.12464247


Fuck yeah robot! Will i get gel packs too?

>> No.12464253


And an Avatar themed one.

>> No.12464258

rolled 75 = 75



>> No.12464274

pix plz.

>> No.12464286

>my face when COMMISSAR FORON is spaming luka and miku and im not in on it.
fuck, time to catch up

>> No.12464303


Do it, my internet is pissed at me and wont stay connected

>> No.12464310

hey rember when captcha actually used letters that could be found on a qwerty keyboard?

>> No.12464315

You have my attention.

>> No.12464316

Might as well throw in my one and only Miku picture, then.

...that is Miku, right? I know shit-all about Japanese icons.

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>> No.12464325


I do think it is.

>> No.12464338

yes thats her

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>> No.12464352

Huzzah, I didn't make a fool of myself over the internets. Also I have no idea why I saved that picture in the first place.

>> No.12464381

because its miku
thats why

>> No.12464386


Woo, welldone to you! And maybe you thought it was a cool image?

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>> No.12464460

Anyways, im off for a bit, i fancy playing some Bad company 2.

>> No.12464498

you better not be one of those recon fuckers I go commissar on when they sit in the back and snipe instead OF TAKING THE FUCKING OBJECTIVES

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>> No.12464572

>m-14 mod zero
>carl gustav
>explosives upgrade and rockets upgrade
>faster reload for vehicals

become a very serious threat to everything on the battle field
just dont get into close quarters fights because thats where the m-14 sucks

>> No.12465331


Indeed a sexy combo.

>> No.12465410

I saved it to, despite pointedly not knowing anything about it, because it struck me as...affecting, somehow.

>> No.12465422

>sexy combo
You sly dog.

>> No.12465432

i see what you did there.

>> No.12465482

I was gona post a picture of a more robotic luka but
>lol mods
so you get this instead

>> No.12465547




Again! Do not coform to the rules! Do what you want BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!

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>> No.12465593

disreguard mods
(probably) receive ban

>> No.12465666

i really like this one to

>> No.12465679

fuck the law teegee belongs to no man, no alignment, and follows no rule. As it has since its birth

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