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Ultramarines really take the whole "Roman" thing a little far...

>> No.12399076
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12399076

>>12399055


i don't see him riding an aqueduct, he can take it further

>> No.12399102

>>12399076
>riding an aqueduct
OH GOD FUND IT

>> No.12399122

The Ultramarines shrinefortress is full of rapid transit aqueducts for fast and easy travel for the marines.

in short ULTRASMURF WATER PARK!

>> No.12399124
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>>12399076
>riding an aqueduct

>> No.12399130

>>12399055
Don't knock it, that figure is fucking badass.

>> No.12399136
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>>12399076

REAL MEN RIDE JETBIKES

>> No.12399144

rolled 71 = 71

>>12399076
>riding an aqueduct
This....
Is....
amazing.....

>> No.12399146

>>12399122
Suddenly, Ultras became the FUNNEST CHAPTER IN ALL IMPERIUM

>>captcha: joblins condition

>> No.12399159
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12399159

Technically you mean Graeco-Roman, OP.

>> No.12399166

Eh, Ultramarines were just as if not as Roman in 2nd Edition. I used to have a cipy of their 2nd Ed Codex; it was like the current Space Marines codex, except they were fallible (didn't help in Horus Heresy, lost their best worlds to the Tyranids).

>> No.12399168
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12399168

Ultra Thread?

Ultra Thread!

>> No.12399170

>>12399146
>Suddenly, Ultras became the FUNNEST CHAPTER IN ALL IMPERIUM
Aquaducts? No, Brother, those are our new WATERSLIDES! SLIDE! SLIDE FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.12399178

>>12399055
Yo Dawg, we put a Bolter on yo Bolter so yo can bolt while you bolt.

>> No.12399180
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>>12399159

No, he meant motherfucking Romans....

>> No.12399184

>>12399146Suddenly, Ultras became the FUNNEST CHAPTER IN ALL IMPERIUM

the black templar neophyte gazed at the ultramarine rapid transit aqueducts in awe as he saw battle brothers slip and slide their way through the fortress monastery. Before he could take it all in though, the skull headed chaplain grabbed him sternly by the ear "NO GAWKING BOY, GET IN THE BATTLE BARGE WE'RE LEAVING"

the dejected neophyte signed under his breath, his head hung low as he walked back to the parked barge.
"boy I wish guilliman was MY spiritual liege..."

>> No.12399217
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12399217

Space Rome, Space Rone Everywhere

>> No.12399238
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12399238

>>12399159
>>12399180
>While we’ve never tried to hide our influences, it’s always been a bugbear of Jes’ that people can simplify that aspect. “It’s human nature to take the most recognisable element and label the whole thing,” says Jes. “So ‘Space Wolves are Vikings!’ is what you’ll hear a lot. But the archetype was intended to be much wider than that, encompassing as many barbarian types, historical and fictional, as possible. So you have Celtic influences and other barbarian devices all mixed in as well. The same with Ultramarines – they’re sometimes labelled as Romans, when the scope is actually much more expansive, covering all of the ‘Classical’ era.”

Of course, people pay about as much attention to this as they do to Jes's comments on referring to Tyranids as bugs.

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>>12399184
Ultramarine neophyte in training

>> No.12399263

>>12399238
I call bullshit. All I see is viking shit.

>> No.12399264

>>12399238
So... that means they're also Space Greeks and Space Carthaginians?

I should go and make Space Parthians then.

>> No.12399311

>>12399238
This is bullshit. I've yet to see a Spess Wulf reference that wasn't Norse. Sagas, fake Norse names, special characters inspired by Aesir and so on. No mentions of woad paint, Tir Na Nog or Cu Chulainn.

>> No.12399314
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12399314

We are steel and we are doom....

>> No.12399646

>>12399251
Looks like a small dicked John Holmes to me.

>> No.12399664

>>12399076

Oh god...OH GOD

WE NEED A DRAWFAG, STAT!

>> No.12399869

>>12399238Of course, people pay about as much attention to this as they do to Jes's comments on referring to Tyranids as bugs.


But Jes, Tyranids do look like space dinosaurs

Space Wuffs are entirely furry vikings

>> No.12399922

>>12399170
Praise be to the Emprah for the most excelent waterslides in the Imperium. *Air Guitar Noise*

>> No.12399954

>>12399264I should go and make Space Parthians then.


those are the Eldar

until their space bows were nerfed to heavy 2

>> No.12399987

>>12399922
Indeed Brother Ted.

>> No.12399993

>>12399922
>>12399987

THIS THREAD BEGS FOR A DRAWFAG!

>> No.12400044
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>>12399922
>>12399987
>Bill and Ted playing awesome guitar solos before each battle to increase morale.

>> No.12400103

>>12399987

Now, we only need contact Commissar Rufus.

((Also, Drawfag Nao.)

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>>12400044
>>12400103
>>12399922

Brothers Bill and Ted, of the Wyld Stallyns chapter! *Guitar shred*

>> No.12400243

>>12400188
The Chapter is based off of the planet San Dimas.

>> No.12400247
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12400247

Not till they give us Brother Sergeant Lucius Vorenus and Battle Brother Titus Pullo, also known as Uriel Ventris and Pasanius, as special characters

>> No.12400268

>>12400188
>>12400103
>>12399922

There's a problem with this: eventually Brothers Bill and Ted would unite the galaxy with the power of their transcendent rock music.

>> No.12400297

>>12400268
Yeah that's when they visit the golden thrown and rock so hard that the Emperor is brought back to life bringing about a new golden age of man. Also it turns out that Bill and Ted are the lost Primarchs.

>> No.12400303

A new fan chapter of SPEEHS MAREEHNS has been born.

>> No.12400310

>>12400247
Uriel Ventris is the only good Ultramarine character ever. He has doubts, he fucvks up, and most importantly he breaks wit the Codex Astartes when the situation demands it for victory.

Also, he strolled into the Eye of Terror and gave the entire Iron Warriors legion the finger.

>> No.12400312

>>12400297
The entire Ultramarine's chapter changed their spiritual liege that day to Bill and Ted.

>> No.12400372

>>12400312

The Codex Astartes states in its new opening lines:

"Be Excellent To Each Other"

"And Party On Dudes!"

>> No.12400381

>>12400297
>Bill and Ted are the lost Primarchs.

OH GOD IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Sweet bill and hella ted?

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12400417

Oh you guys...

ITT: Players who are unaware that the 2 'missing legions' are not actually missing, but expunged from Imperial Records due to being wiped out during the crusade. It's a nod back to the Roman Empire, who did the exact same thing to cover up the shame of having lost any legions in any of their wars.

>> No.12400420
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DRAWFAGS YOU ARE FOUND DERELICT IN YOUR DUTY! A THREAD FULL OF SUCH WIN AND NOTHING YET PRODUCED! I STAY MY HAND ONLY BECAUSE YOU MIGHT YET PROVE USEFUL!

>> No.12400452
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>>12400417
But they kept Varo's massacre...
>>12400381
Pic related.

>> No.12400453
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12400453

Gryphons of Dorn really take the whole "Psyker" thing a little too far...

>> No.12400459

Well, I guess we'll be seeing ultramarines on log rides if they ride aqueducts. Maybe it lets them deepstrike into battle.

>> No.12400468
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>>12400417
How do you lost an entire Space Marine Legion?
That's not something you left in the pub...

>> No.12400486

>>12400468
Well when one army faces another army in battle, people die. Sorry to break it to you, but your Mary Sues do sometimes loose wars, or find themselves in loose-loose situations. Just not when Matt Ward is the write-fag.

>> No.12400489

>>12399238
Man we trolled him.

>> No.12400492

>>12400468
A really tough ork killed em

>> No.12400554

>>12399055
I looked at him and thought "Wow, some dire avenger really bulked up" then I realized it was an ultramarine and went THEY TOOK OUR PAINTSCHEME!!!!

>> No.12400580

Ultramarines no longer use boarding torpedoes,

instead they launch themselves out of cannons to produce forward momentum as they ride their ever extending aqueduct from their battle barge straight into the sides of enemy ships

>> No.12400586

>>12400417

The First Heretic actually tells something about the missing legions:

The remnants of the missing legions were absorbed into the Ultramarines Legion during the great crusade. This is a big reason for their large numbers.

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12400590

Ok, this is just stupid.

>> No.12400604

>>12400590
there's a very simple difference.

one is a pansy elf, while the other is a manly man

>> No.12400622

>>12400590
in b4 spiritual liege

>> No.12400630

>>12399922
>>12399987
>>12400044
>>12400103
>>12400188
>>12400243
>>12400268
>>12400297
Oh god, what have a brought about?

But shouldn't Rufus be a Chaplin or something? Maybe Chapter Master?

>> No.12400654

>>12400630
i think Rufus should be a captain

>> No.12400666

>>12399314
where the hell are his eyes?

>> No.12400676

>>12400654
Nah, he's much higher ranking than that. He's Rufus, for fuck's sake.

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>>12400666

Gee, I don't know, perhaps behind his closed eye lids?

>> No.12400711

co chapter master then
>>12400676

>> No.12400744

>>12400666
they're closed brah

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>>12400666
Where he's going, he won't NEED eyes.

Nice trips BTW.

>> No.12400787

>>12400666
Bitch be prayin', yo.

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>>12400666

Where we're going we don't need eyes...
The warp...

>> No.12400907

>>12399055
How do I get that helmet?
Also Titus is calgar

>> No.12401127

At the top of the fortress of Hera is the chapter master's Express aqueduct slide system, The Kraken... The Kraken lunges the Chapter master to any floor in the fortress of Hera within just a few minutes aye because of its designs to waste no time it is rumored to be designed and made by Guillimen himself.

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>>12400452

toy Story Edition

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>> No.12401466

>>12399055

The Romans take this whole "Greek" thing a little far...

>> No.12401684

Comander Logan, we have Noise Marines from the traitorous Emperor's Children who say they can out rock us? What do we do?

>> No.12402152

>>12399102
That may be enough to make my hate for ward fade to a simmer.

>> No.12402194

This thread is how to make Ultras not suck.

>> No.12402331

>>12402194
By making them ride aqueducts

>> No.12402496

>>12401684
Woah...... Fetch me my axe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHBwryfycvk

>> No.12402548

For no particualr reason this remind me of the last "HURR ULTRA MARINES" thread I saw in which someone posted:
Abbadon: Atlast my underlings, everything is prepaired for the fourteenth Black Crusade, we shall spear through the Imperium to the very heart of Holy Ter-
Chaos Marine: Lord Abbadon, an Ultramarine was just reported as rising from his chair on Macragge!
Abbadon: SHUT
Abbradon: EVERBYTHING
Addabon: DOWN.

>> No.12402831

>>12402496

mfw. Someone archive and drawfag.

>> No.12403436
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12403436

Where's your god emprah now?

>> No.12403589

>>12403436
>>12403436
>>12403436

This is epic.
You should feel good about this.

>> No.12403617

The entire Imperium is faux-roman influence. Ultramarines just take it one step further, without the Space Catholic part.

>> No.12403681

>>12403436
You are a badass.

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>>12403436
Fear not the algae!

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>>12403617
Couldn't you say they're Space Roman Catholics?

>> No.12405135

HERE YOU GO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxm3Z7s5ZI

>> No.12405162

>>12402548

Was that the one in which Creed secretly outflanked Cadia into orbit around the Daemon world Abaddon and his generals were meeting on?... before revealing in his final moments that he had, as it were, simultaneously outflanked Them onto Catachan?

Man, Imma go look for that in the archives now...

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