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[ERROR] No.12396342 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Can I have a greataxe thread please?

>> No.12396349

You can have an "okay" axe thread.
Let's not set our sights too high, okay?

>> No.12396370

Second-coolest dwarfy weapon next to greathammers.

>> No.12396383

That's Messerschmidt's Reaver, isn't it? It doesn't get greater than that.

>> No.12396387

nuff said

>> No.12396392

I used to love greataxes until my barbarian one-shotted himself after having backbiter cast on him.

>> No.12396393

>> No.12396475

>>12396392
My group uses the critical failure rule. If you roll a 1, you must roll the d20 again. If you don't beat the other guy's armor modifier, you hit yourself. Once hit myself for a full 12 damage in the leg (thankfully it's only weapon damage or I might've been screwed)

>> No.12396500

This thread is now about awesome guns. Preferrably unnecessarily cool ones, or decorative ones. Post!

>> No.12396537

>>12396500
What the hell is that thing? I mean, it's gorgeous, but what's going on with that double magazine? Is this some kind of crazy semi-automatic bolt-action fusion?

>> No.12396570

>>12396537
I have no idea myself, I just saw it on /k/ and saved it.

>> No.12396594

>>12396537
>>12396500
Probably a regular bolt action mechanism, just loading from two stacks to increase ammo capacity. Would probably be mechanically unreliable but it still looks sweet.

>> No.12396595

>>12396570

>Double-Barreled
>Magazine fed

It's....beautiful

>> No.12396617

fuck you, cockgunmonglers

>> No.12396639

>> No.12396650

Triple barreled shotgun. For when you need to kill every fucking thing ever and look like Chris Redfield while doing it.

>> No.12396673

>>12396650

HOOOOOOOLYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.12396704

>> No.12396714

>>12396639
This one's just for you, axefags!

>> No.12396738

There you go. Axe-gun. Now everyone's happy.

>> No.12396745

>>12396714
That's going into Pathfinder.
"It's a wand, Grun. A wand that shoots axes."

>> No.12396753

Magnum shotgun. Because there can be nothing more manly than this.

>> No.12396756

>>12396704

Unnecessary, yes.

Awesome, Hells yes!

>> No.12396763

>>12396738
Holy shit all it needs is a hammer and a pint of ale to be the dorfyist weapon ever!

>> No.12396772

>>12396753

oh my god that is the most awesome gun I have ever seen

>> No.12396792

>>12396772

It's probably chambered in .410. Because anything else would be fuckhuge to the point of being unwieldy.

>> No.12396886

I fucking love /ktg/ threads.

>> No.12396901

>>12396886
would it have been better to ask for a greataxe thread on /k/?

>> No.12396911

shotguns: the manliest guns known to man

>> No.12396961

>>12396901
Not at all. I wasn't saying that ironically, I love seeing the crazy things that get dredged up on /tg/ weapons threads.

My pic was related, I found it here a few months back.

>> No.12396963

>>12396911
Brah, you aint seen nothin.

>> No.12396980

>>12396911
I was laughing my ass of at the cinema watching the Expendables. The shotgun scene in the tunnels was one of several times I did it.

>> No.12397003

>>12396792
it's made by a russian company called Baikal, and they do make a 12ga version

>> No.12397031

>>12396886

>> No.12398175

>>12397003

Leave it to the Russian's to build something this insane...

>> No.12400632

Bumping the thread with more extravagant guns because the gun-jacker is back from his Canadian Turkey Day! I hear Tweed is in season.

>> No.12400645

women with tweed are sexy.

>> No.12400769

>>12396886

Now, in my quasi-modern setting, there will be a weapon called the "KTG Autogun."

>> No.12400801

>> No.12400824

>>12396650
I see your 3 barrels and raise you a 4th

>> No.12400881

>>12400824

I call. Full clip, HE rounds high.

>> No.12400883

sup

>> No.12400898

more of those

>> No.12401128

>>12400881

>> No.12401157

Thirty barreled taser!

>> No.12401208

They actually existed!

>> No.12401235

>> No.12401270

>> No.12401282

More awesome guns, /ktg/?

>> No.12401291

>> No.12401296

>> No.12401317

>> No.12401341

>> No.12401362

>> No.12401364

rolled 75 = 75

sup bitches

>> No.12401375

>> No.12401405

>>12401296
What the fuck is that

>> No.12401426

>> No.12401446

>>12401405
Olympic marksman's pistol

>> No.12401461

>>12401446
Bloody hell, the apache revolver. The brass knuckles are the most effective part of that abomination.

>> No.12401474

>> No.12401478

>>12396650

>> No.12402254

>>12401446
The ultimate weapon. You can punch, shoot, and stab someone at THE SAME TIME. HOLY SHIT.

>> No.12402926

rolled 37 = 37

>> No.12403037

rolled 97 = 97

>> No.12403085

>>12402254

Yo dawg,

>> No.12403166

>>12403085
>fukken saved

>> No.12403190

rolled 26 = 26

>> No.12403240

>>12403085
>weanon

>> No.12403296

Historically, two-bitted (bladed) axes were never used in combat for obvious reasons. All found two-bitted axeheads have been determined to be either ceremonial or tools, being much thicker than a weapons-grade axe anyway, or being made of materials unfit for weapons, such as gold.

There's just no sense in swinging around an axe with an extra blade. One blade is more than enough for anything you're going to kill with an axe. You aren't going to break the axe in the span of one fight, and even if you do, it's more likely it's the haft that breaks. An extra blade simply adds weight, and in a fight, any extra weight is bad. And it required more resources to make, too. And it was more sensible to put a beak on the other side if you wanted two hitting surfaces, since I can guarantee that if it's not going down with one blade, it's not going down with the other either. But if you have another type of damage there... then it might.
Sure, someone might have used a two-bitted woodman's axe to defend his life. But the same could be said of rocks, dead animals and shoes. Doesn't make them weapons. Trees don't move out of the way, so you can take your sweet time, and it's long work, so you might actually want to switch your blade because the other's going dull (over the course of days or weeks), since you probably don't want to stop to go fetch a new one.
Actually, it could just be said that axe blades in general were much smaller than what's often depicted. You really don't need that much to axe-murder another human being. And you don't need a big head slowing you down when a smaller one (evidently) works.

Still, I do admit that in fantasy, a big fucking axe is cool.

>> No.12403311

>>12403240

Gah, typo.

>> No.12403384

rolled 95 = 95

and now a weapon Nurgle would be proud of...

>> No.12403398

>>12403190
Bless you, Springfield Armory.
Is this the Gen2 JAE-100 stock?

>> No.12403469

rolled 91 = 91

>>12403296
>And it was more sensible to put a beak on the other side if you wanted two hitting surfaces, since I can guarantee that if it's not going down with one blade, it's not going down with the other either. But if you have another type of damage there... then it might.

a bit like 'k' then?

>> No.12403484

>>12397031
There's a version of that (wheel lock instead of flintlock) in one of the supplements for the All For One: Regime Diabolique RPG.

Civil War era Bowie Knife, with an actual handguard.

>> No.12403504

rolled 34 = 34

>> No.12403886

>>12403469

K or F, yeah.

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