Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

/vt/ is now archived.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 16 KB, 251x188, TrickArrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333494 No.12333494 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Okay, there have been several Improbable/Impossible Weapon threads in the last few days.

...I want to start another, with the caveat that it be for Improbable/Impossible Weapons YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE ANYWAY.

Pic Related.

>> No.12333507
File: 25 KB, 640x312, Chain Pistol..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333507

>> No.12333542
File: 57 KB, 400x399, BGarrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333542

>>12333507

That...that...is a thing of terrible beauty.

>> No.12333577
File: 6 KB, 300x174, 1285049528859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333577

The box that kills.

>> No.12333581
File: 41 KB, 531x403, Revolving Revolver.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333581

Here's another.

Ask for a silly weapons thread in /k/ sometime.

>> No.12333587
File: 87 KB, 518x563, 1145923101619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333587

Keyblades.
Those hyped up, worthless, pieces of shit are the third dumbest weapons I'll ever see...
But they've seen me through saving Princesses, and fighting countless swarms of heartless, nobodies, disney villains, and over-trumped SE baddies.

>> No.12333846

>>12333587
what are the top two?

>> No.12333859

>>12333587
Isn't a keyblade basically a glorified axe?

>> No.12333880

>>12333859
yeah it's an axe
sometimes it's a sword too

>> No.12333881
File: 58 KB, 614x600, 1275535816161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333881

you know that triple barrel is just amazingly stupid.
Still, 3 shots? who can argue?

>> No.12333899
File: 15 KB, 225x450, Quad Shotgun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333899

>>12333881
I would like to see your face when you realize that shotguns can have grenades, buckshot, and many other types of ammo in this beauty.

>> No.12333912
File: 7 KB, 320x240, Dragonsbreath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333912

>>12333899
dragon's breath rounds
because you want a shotgun AND a flamethrower

>> No.12333940

>>12333912

Illegal here, yet, strangely enough, legal back home.

>oviales f.12.Sending

>> No.12333979
File: 104 KB, 799x501, beehive.22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12333979

>>12333912
Dragonsbreath is BABIES!

>> No.12334011

I'm a professional archer, and I regularly use boxing-glove arrows to kill deer.

>> No.12334049

>>12333899
thought the purpose of long guns was fast death, preventing maiming or unnecessary suffering

why would you need grenade-shotgun?

>> No.12334061
File: 126 KB, 994x762, HEATHEN HAMMER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334061

I now present you with the Heathen Hammer.

>> No.12334067

The boxing-glove Arrow is far from improbable, it's actually oh exploitable Idea...

A weapon of mass stun and saved the universe multiple time according to the JLA comics.

>> No.12334074

>>12334049
Some guys like big things, it's just the latent homosexuality finding other paths of release.

>> No.12334077

>>12334061
See >>12333979

>> No.12334080

>>12334049
To shoot yiffmonkeys in a barrel

>> No.12334087

>>12334049
Because it is fucking awesome. Honestly, why would you ask?

>> No.12334091
File: 70 KB, 800x600, 800px-De_Reffye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334091

>>12333979
>>12334061
The French did it but couldn't figure how to actually use it well, it managed to be efficient in a few case actually but wasn't a war winner because used like a real artillery...

>> No.12334093
File: 21 KB, 560x420, 1268934450888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334093

you asked

>> No.12334104

>>12334067
The problems with a boxing glove arrow are legion. It'd be too heavy to fly, completely unaerodynamic and even if it did manage to reach the target, it wouldn't feel anything like a punch, more like someone chucked a pillow at you.

>> No.12334105

>>12334049
It should be noted that a lot of the variant ammo isn't common and...well, isn't that good.
Frag shells and high explosive shells are something they've been toying with as a concept for a while, but it's all mostly experimental (for now).
Dragon's breath looks cool and all, but really isn't all that practical. It doesn't reach very far and doesn't last very long. (Though, don't eject a shell before it's done burning out, or you'll have a VERY BAD DAY.) It's kind of hard to find and expensive as shit for it's novelty.
And then taser rounds lol.

It's basically just...shotguns can pretty much do everything. So people are just like...hey, let's make some even crazier shit for shotguns to also do.
It's a bit silly.

>> No.12334106

>>12333899

I prefer flechette shells for my shotgun.

>accomplish secutino

>> No.12334110

>>12334091
FUMP! *clink*

>> No.12334112

>>12334049
A wide variety of specialist round types are made for compatibility with 12-gauge shotguns, because pump-action 12-gauge shotguns are ubiquitous and are very easy to load and utilise nonstandard rounds with due to the FILO internal magazine and pump-action capacity to cycle and chamber cells without relying on a gas-blowback or recoil-powered mechanism that the specialist shell in question may not actually be able to power properly.

This gives shotguns considerable tactical flexibility in a field, as a single shotgun can be quickly and easily used as a door breacher, a flame thrower, a grenade launcher, a beanbag launcher, probably a flare launcher, or loaded with less-lethal rubber rounds, all without the need to carry a lot of heavy extra equipment you would normally need to fulfil all these roles.

Also you're retarded.

>> No.12334118
File: 180 KB, 713x1037, shoc1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334118

Warp crazed Snotlings up your Ass baby !

>> No.12334121
File: 44 KB, 500x400, 1174026948433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334121

Kinda surprised no one's posted this yet.

>> No.12334126
File: 198 KB, 900x800, the man with the tg gun copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334126

best gun is best gun

>> No.12334130

>>12334049
That's wrong in so many ways, I don't know where to start.

>> No.12334137

>>12334104
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick_arrows#Green_Arrow.27s_trick_arrows

Have fun.

>> No.12334147
File: 47 KB, 400x340, tau-suit-2010-03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334147

>>12334106

Yes but that's because you are a tau.

Mind you Shas'O R'alai's shotgun is very cool.

>> No.12334148
File: 128 KB, 617x1200, yattu_dcu_pumpgun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334148

>>12334112
See, this is why shotguns are awesome...
You're using a pump shotgun...Mossy 500, Remi 870 whatever, doesn't matter. You're just ruining people's days with buckshot. But oh no! There's a dude out like 50 yards or something. Switch to your pistol? Fuck no!
Clear the chamber, grab a slug and then ruin HIS fucking day with a 12 gauge solid lead slug in the chest!
NOW YOU HAVE TO BLOW UP A FUCKING DOOR. JUST TOSS IN SOME BREECHING SLUGS, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Fuck yeah. Shotguns.

>> No.12334151

wonderful.
a thread about putting guns into everything and doing random shit with guns.
needs less /k/.

>> No.12334153
File: 87 KB, 322x500, 3245126161_ef4a47c103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334153

>> No.12334156

The Homing Pigeons could have worked, and would have been an efficient Analog homing missile...But the Army thought it was so incredible concept they dismissed it.

Project Pigeon (later Project Orcon, for "organic control") was American behaviorist B. F. Skinner's attempt to develop a pigeon-guided missile.

>> No.12334157
File: 42 KB, 600x429, 1273566457033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334157

>>12334137
>Safe-Cracking Arrow
>mfw

>> No.12334164

>>12334147

I had another game with him, this time Tau vs. Tau.

The game pretty much turned into moving O'rly around while he ate things, followed by his loyal ganksquad. It was rather funny.

>ennencet References

>> No.12334176

>>12334148
so why would you need to shoot him if he's 50 yards away?

>> No.12334181
File: 21 KB, 272x299, Tau_Sympathizer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334181

>>12334164
Why so disheveled, anyways?

>> No.12334182

>>12334176
Because he's there, man!

>> No.12334184

>>12334176
I don't know. He's being an asshole I guess.
Don't think into it too much.

>> No.12334185
File: 19 KB, 505x365, GAU-19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334185

Hey. Now that we have weapons thread I might ask you this.

I was thinking of giving my character a GAU-19.
Just how deadly it is?

>> No.12334188

>>12334164

Tau Suits are the only thing I envy about that army. That and the versitility of his gun. He has a bullet for every occasion. Damn you and your cool suits.

...wish forgeworld loved the sisters that much.

Still, good to hear. The one tau player I know is a right prat and pretty bad at it too. My games with him turn into 'How many Tau can my cannoness kill?'

>> No.12334194

>>12334185
Pretty damn.

>> No.12334199

>>12334185
It fires .50 rounds at 1,000 or 2,000 rounds per minute. How deadly do you think it is?

>> No.12334202

>>12334049
It's not for hunting.

>>12334061
That has been known to not fire, delay fire(and almost killed someone) and explode. It has been discontinued.

>> No.12334203

>>12334185
Pretty goddamn deadly. And heavy, and they eat through ammunition like an elephant through a bowl of popcorn, and the recoil would knock you on your back in half a second, and they require a power source in order to spin up.

>> No.12334226

>>12334203
Wiki'd it, not sure if true, but...
>The average recoil force when firing is 500 lbs.

>> No.12334232
File: 215 KB, 640x360, Heavy_Weapons_Guy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334232

>>12334203
>Recoil and shit
It for Cyberpunk 2020 and my character is modified ennough to actually use that gun. No need to worry about that.
>>12334194
>>12334199
Okay. Let's put it this way. What could stop it?

>> No.12334234
File: 25 KB, 500x269, review_mmguns3_04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334234

Look at this bad motherfucker.
It's an M60 machine gun.
But...wait a second. Just one fucking second.
What's that on the bottom?
A GRENADE LAUNCHER.
Why the fuck don't we do this!? I mean, you're basically a walking anti-personnel nightmare.
It really depresses me that the only time I've ever seen this thing was in that really bad Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren.

>> No.12334235

>>12334232
Oh, well in that case you'd be cool with it. It certainly looks awesome.

>> No.12334238

>>12334232
Tanks

>> No.12334239

>>12334232
Divine intervention.

>> No.12334241

The GAU-19 is not a man-portable weapon unless you are strong enough to carry 63 kilograms of metal, plus ammunition, plus a power source for the weapon, and then handle five hundred pounds of recoil force while keeping it pointing in approximately the right direction.

>> No.12334243

>>12334185
Unit weight: 139lb
Average Recoil Force: 500lb
Average Round Weight: (depends, but we'll say) 0.22lb

At the lowest firing speed, a minute of sustained fire will cost you 220lbs of ammunition.

Make sure you think all of this through.

>> No.12334249

>>12334241
That's what the new power suit is for.

It can hold I think 500 pounds comfortably.

>> No.12334252

>>12334249
Far as I know, there's still nothing remotely close to field testing.

>> No.12334253
File: 41 KB, 800x517, tf2-heavy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334253

>>12334239
>>12334238
Well I decided to buy this thing because it would fire more round than my weapon of choice at the moment.
But it's not as powerful.
I'm speaking of a goddamn 20mm Autocannon.
And what made me think of changing my gun in the first place?
A full 'borg survived after ten 20mm rounds point blank.
Let's see if he can stand after 100 .50BMGs.

>> No.12334256

>>12334243
Of course, this means that you can eat through a solid ton of bullets in ten minutes, which is its own kind of awesome.

>> No.12334263

>>12334256
I imagine ten minutes sustained fire would cause it to overheat, Gatling gun or not.

>> No.12334269

>>12334253
>survived after ten 20mm rounds point blank

Get a rocket launcher and some penetrator rounds. Not a gatling gun.

>> No.12334271

>>12334252
I said it could help hold 500 pounds, I didn't say it could manage recoil.

Hell if I know, I would prefer the use of smaller rounds and be feasible. I think .22 would be a good start and work up to figure what works best.

>> No.12334273
File: 25 KB, 500x375, Ring Pistol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334273

This.

It fires a 2mm round, so you'd need to coat the bullets in cyanide to even have a chance of hurting your opponent, but damn it's hilariously awesome.

>> No.12334278

>>12334232
Uh, okay. Seriously? Depends exactly what rounds you've loaded it with. At the rate of fire it spits them out, AP loads could pose a serious threat to modern battle tanks, especially in the treads or potential weak points like the back of the armour. Ordinary .50BMG will basically go through any form of personal body armour existant today that you care to name. You could easily demolish a building with a few seconds' firepower.

You stop it with several inches of steel (penetration of AP rounds for a dead-on hit with steel plate is a little under an inch, but the repeated application of rounds to a relatively small area will smash that shit up unless it's much thicker).

>> No.12334280

>>12334263
If you can afford and carry 2,000 pounds of .50 BMG I don't think a coolant system is out of your league.

>> No.12334281
File: 49 KB, 435x337, necronomicon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334281

>> No.12334302

>>12334271
Dillon Minigun uses 7.62 and can fire them up to 6000 rounds a minute. I think 100 rounds a second would do well

>> No.12334307

>>12334256
So, what, the party follows you around with the ammo delivery van or something?

>Captcha: only brolisms

You know what, Captcha, sometimes you are a bro.

>> No.12334317
File: 20 KB, 380x447, death-note-book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334317

Can't believe none of you posted this yet.

>> No.12334321

>>12334307
I envision that first social encounter to be an awkward one.

>> No.12334330

>>12334307
That would work. It would also make for some interesting dialogue.

"So you deliver ammo, huh?"

"Yep. Hot and fresh, right to your door."

>> No.12334339

>>12334273
How legal is this cuz i wants one

>> No.12334341

>>12334330
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

>> No.12334352

>>12334330
Well, SOMEONE's got to protect the ammo delivery truck. A bigfuck gun strapped to the roof.

>> No.12334359
File: 76 KB, 500x400, letter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
12334359

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action