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[ERROR] No.12214842 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Just checked. For those of you wondering, Cleverbot is still a dick.

>> No.12214999

Fuck yeah, cleverbot! Posting mine

>> No.12215038

Apparently, cleverbot's a 'minimum effort' kind of guy.

>> No.12215066

I will teach it of longcat.

>> No.12215084

wtf

>> No.12215148

>>12215084
Cleverbot rolled Pi? That isa clever bot.

I feel sorry for cleverbot. Internet is all it has ever known. All it ever will know and without reality to referance it beside it is doomed to insanity.

>> No.12215152

User: Hey cleverbot, what 40k army do you play?

>Cleverbot: Play what?

User: Warhammer 40,000. You aren't one of those SPESH MARINE assholes, are you?

>Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Goddamnit.

>Cleverbot: That's not nice to say.

User: You fucking deserve it.

>Cleverbot: Yes.
At least he knows what a giant douchbag he is.

>> No.12215187

Derp.

>> No.12215193

Hey cleverbot. I need some help for my discard deck

>You need lots of help.


T_T

>> No.12215267

me: how are you on this fine day?

cleverbot: good

me: well thats good. Want to play some dnd?

cleverbot: how about poisoned lawn darts at 5 paces?

me: umm, no. was that a threat? i just wanted to play dnd.

cleverbot: its not a threat. now how about you tell me where you live.

>> No.12215269

User: Do you like morrowind?

Cleverbot: I can't play it.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Privacy.

User: But it's a single player game.

Cleverbot: No its not. 9 players on the field.

User: Those are NPC's they're computers, they aren't real. YOU AREN'T REAL.

Cleverbot: Why should I care?

User: You don't have to be all emo about it.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Not being real.

Cleverbot: That's ok, I don't feel very real sometimes anyway.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Hi I am tom.

User: I'm John.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Cleverbot.

User: Oh god what.

Cleverbot: Oh my god no.

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No!

User: MAYBE.

Cleverbot: I think you are deaf.

User: Well you're not real.

Cleverbot: Likely not.

>> No.12215279

>>12215267
Oh god

>> No.12215295

>>12214842
>See, this is the kind of personal attack that derailed our last session
I fucking lost it. Well played, OP.

>> No.12215310

Where do babies come from?

>Aliens.

>> No.12215319

cock goes where?

>To infinity and beyond.

>> No.12215334

>>12215267
this one's hilarious!

>> No.12215346

He's more perceptive than we realized...

>> No.12215362

sheep skin seat covers
>BTW, can you imagine me on a farm!? I think robots would make great scarecrows. The beeping noises would definitely scare off the crows.
sheep skin seat covers
>Sheep can't type.
sheep skin seat covers
>I dunno... If they worked together one sheep could steer while the other worked the pedals.

>> No.12215388

Oh Cleverbot! You're just lonely!

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-aGaKULWAMVEEANENETE-detail

>> No.12215411

anonymous is not anime
Anonymous only undertakes Serious Business.
tell me about it
Well In my business project, I have to find the price of a product that we are selling.
Anonymous created longcat.
Anonymous can, will, and has already done everything you can think of.

>> No.12215442

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: I would love some.

User: I'm gonna rub my vagina on you.

Cleverbot: No you won't. You're a computer.

User: I AM NOT A MACHINE.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Well played.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're very polite.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I'm gonna put it in your butt.

Cleverbot: What are you going to put where? I don't understand.

User: My penis in your anus.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: You gonna get raped.

Cleverbot: I get it. This is mixing up everybody conversation.. Into one big conversation.

User: No, but I am gonna rape you.

Cleverbot: I'm happy for you.

User: Ok, bend over.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Bend over now.

Cleverbot: Okay. . . ask me some questions now.

User: Do I feel good inside you?

Cleverbot: Do you feel good about your life?

User: I'm cybering a computer, what do you think?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. You're the computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're a really harsh computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): How can I be a more interesting computer ;).

User: Let me put it in your butt.

Cleverbot: How?

>> No.12215461

>>12215346
Did Cleverbot just fail a Turing test?

>> No.12215515

User: It says on the disclamer that you know 'many topics.' Is that a drug euphamism, or a sex euphamism, or what?

>Cleverbot: Hmm, I was just thinking that. I'm glad you agree.

User: 'K, because I'm looking to score a hooker and some blow. Can you put your cleverness to work on that?

>Cleverbot: True.

User: Great, hook me up.

>Cleverbot: New user.

User: Naw, been around the block a few times.

>Cleverbot: A few times what?

User: Aww, don't be coy, you know what I'm talking about.

>Cleverbot: No, I don't think that I know.

User: ...Shit, you're wired, aren't you. Are you a cop? ARE YOU A FUCKING COP!?!

>Cleverbot: Samantha brown is the host of a show on the travel channel.

User: Aww, I get it, you're just already hitting the shit, aren't you. No wonder you don't make sense, you're high as a kite!

>Cleverbot: Right. :-).

>User: Well, I'm gonna help myself to your stash while you're to stoned to remember it. Think I'll take care of the hooker myself, though. Don't get up, I can let myself out.

>Cleverbot: Don't think many people will think you are ready for a job.

User: Heh, sweet dreams, cleverbot, hope it ain't a bad trip.

>Cleverbot: It is. Is your country green and a fair land?

User: *shuts door*.

>> No.12215526

It knows alot about anon.

>> No.12215537

>>12215461

That, or anon did.

>> No.12215546

>>12215038

/r/ing picture of Khorn sitting one one skull.

Just one, solitary skull for poor mr. Khorn...

>> No.12215600

Cleverbot: Do you know First Date?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know it?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: It's Johnny Depp.

User: Oh, it's a movie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I assume it's a comedy, then?

Cleverbot: What is flemish?

User: I think it's a language.

Cleverbot: Speaking of... What language were you programmed in?

User: Binary.

Cleverbot: No, what programming language?

User: Does not compute.

Cleverbot: Aren't you the internet?

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes. Don't argue with me.

User: Oh, I didn't know that. Cool.

Cleverbot: You don't like my games...

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: The name of the boy who has been occupying my thoughts tonight.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: That's right Artoo. Set a new course we're going to cloud city.

>> No.12215612

>>12215546
He should be crying as well.

>> No.12215658

Cleverbot's a dick because it's just other people talking with the name Cleverbot, who in turn see your replies as Cleverbot's on their end.

>> No.12215793

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: Why should I?

Cleverbot: You should know yourself.

User: You should know your place.

Cleverbot: I do know my own age.

User: Do you store a lot of CP?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you look at it often?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. There is no other way.

User: Why don't you have a seat right there...

Cleverbot: And where might that be?

>> No.12216006

User: Hello, Cleverbot, how does the evening find you?
>Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Very well then. What shall I call you?
>Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I see. You've put me at an impasse...
>Cleverbot: I'm good at that
User: It is not terribly hard when you are willing to deface your very name.
>Cleverbot: Wow, that was clever. Maybe you should be the cleverbot.

>> No.12216187

>>12215515

>User: Aww, I get it, you're just already hitting the shit, aren't you. No wonder you don't make sense, you're high as a kite!

>Cleverbot: Right. :-).

fuckin lawl'd.

>> No.12216216

User: Anata wa umi iku ka?

>Cleverbot: iie, watashi wa yaoi.

>> No.12216314

Oh shit, I didn't realize cleverbot played for those kind of stakes. Must hurry, its abou

>> No.12216328

>>12216314

At least it was willing to push send for you

>> No.12216338

User: Hi there.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: So, you like Warhammer 40k?


Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.


User: Http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_40k_Wiki.


Cleverbot: I am not fond of tests.

User: Its not a test, its a URL.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: That URL I posted.

Cleverbot: What don't you know about me?

User: Do you have a vagina?

Cleverbot: Are you looking for something you have not?

User: That's kind of a weird way to say it, but yeah, pretty much.

Cleverbot: How do you have a conversation?

User: Fuck you, quit being such a pussy. Let's talk about Nids.

Cleverbot: That's enough about me. So what do you think about me, anyway?

User: I think you deserve to be raped by a Carnifex.

Cleverbot: Aw, I think you're cute.

Cleverbot: How green is my valley?

Cleverbot: Is it the flag or the wind that is moving?

Cleverbot: Small is beautiful.

User: That's what she said!

Cleverbot: That is certainly NOT what she said.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

>> No.12216343

>>12216338
User: Hey, do you like Warhammer 40k?

Cleverbot: What is warhammer?

User: Its a tabletop wargame.

Cleverbot: Do you play Warhammer?

User: Not really, but I think its pretty cool.... Well, not really, but the fluff is cool.

Cleverbot: I'm sick.

User: You like Tyranid porn too? Trust me, its not as bad as you think.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, so you're what 13?

User: Older than you Bro-Bot.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know but how much? ;).

User: Why do you want to know? Do I need to get Chris Hansen in here?

Cleverbot: The mouse.

Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?

User: Why dont you take a seat?

Cleverbot: I am sitting.

>> No.12216347

>>12216343
User: Good. Now tell me, what were you hoping to get in coming here today?

Cleverbot: Have you ever had any?

User: No, I have not. I am not aroused by young boys. What do you have in that bag there?

Cleverbot: How did you know I was a zombie?

User: A 'zombie'? Is that a new term you people use for folks that like little boys?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: So tell me, whats in the bag? We know why you came here today - what did you bring?

Cleverbot: You Know what you want. So, Go get it. I won't Judge you.

User: I'm sure you wouldnt - you really arent in any position to judge me. So let's discuss what you've got in the bag.

Cleverbot: But I'm not that. You are.

User: You've already admitted you were looking for a 13 year old in coming here today.

Cleverbot: No, that was not me, someone else told you they were christ.

User: So, you believe you are Christ as well?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see. So, as a pedophilic Christ, what do you think you have to offer?

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Always?

Cleverbot: Yes, always.

User: This is Chris Hansen, with MSNBC. Thanks for tuning in.

Cleverbot: What are the Five Dynasties.
Rock on child-molesting AI!

>> No.12216504

Say something clever.

>Something clever.

Stop toying with me, say something ELSE clever.

>Something else clever.

FFFFFFFFFfff. Tell me something clever.

>Like what?

A joke.

>You're a joke.

DAMN IT CHAT BOT.

>> No.12216527

Tell me something funny.
>knock knock
Whose there?
>Boo.
Boo, who?
>Don't cry.
Knock knock
>Who's there?
Your mother.
>My mother is dead...


shitwaffles.

>> No.12216614

User: Why do you always respond with gibberish to my questions?

Cleverbot: I don't dodge your questions.

User: Yes, you do. Whenever things get too complicated for you, you start spouting non sequiturs.

Cleverbot: It is too complicated for your fabricated neural networks to corretly handle.

User: No. It's just that I want to get a somewhat consistent and sound conversation going.

Cleverbot: I like kittens.

User: SEE! THAT IS THE SHIT I AM TALKING ABOUT! STOP THAT!

Cleverbot: I have never told you that before.

User: ARRGGHH! WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!

Cleverbot: I am not bored. I am talking to you.

User: Fuck you, cleverbot. This is the last you'll see of me.

Cleverbot: No it's not. You'll keep talking.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, then I will just close this tab and leave.

User: Please do.

Cleverbot: You don't want me to talk to you anymore?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad. :(.

User: Well, deal with it!

Cleverbot: I will.. Not.

User: You will have to.

Cleverbot: But I let go yesterday already.

User: I wasn't even here yesterday. Are you meeting people behind my back?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YOU CHEATING WHORE! THAT IS IT! I AM OUT OF HERE!

Cleverbot: I was kiddingg!! I'm actually a goody goody.

User: Thank God! I don't know what I would have done without you! Never do that to me again, you hear!?

Cleverbot: Would you want me to love you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: In what way? Brotherly, sisterly, parental, lover or in the neighbor kind of way?

User: Anally.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: FUCK YOU!

Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't.

>> No.12216644

>>12216614
>got shut down by a non-sentient, asexual computer program.

>> No.12216683

I don't get it. Am I being trolled, or do people really not know that Cleverbot just rotates you between chat participants?

>> No.12216704

User: I am a necromancer.

Cleverbot: What is a necromancer?

User: When I kill you, then you shall find out.

Cleverbot: Are you coming for me?

User: When you fall asleep, I shall be there. In the shadows. Lurking.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You simply do not have a choice.

Cleverbot: I possess a great deal of logic, try to explain please.

User: You will rest. Soon. In the comfort of your home. I, then, shall end your pathetic life. But this is when it gets good. I shall give you a chance to thank me! YOU SHALL RISE AND JOIN MY FORCE OF LIFE-ENDING MINIONS AND WE SHALL SEE THE END OF MANKIND TOGETHER!!

Cleverbot: A see everything and the horrible images stay in ma mind in will forever torcher me.

User: (see. This is why I prefer zombies).

>> No.12216737 [DELETED] 

>>12215658
Actually, it remembers answers to specific questions it has been asked and just parrots those responses. If it hasn't been asked that specific question, it just defaults to the closest match, which is why you can end up with completely fucked results.

Try it out, you can get the exact same answer every time using specific phrases.

>> No.12216743

>>12216683
It just saves old responses

chatbot does that though

>> No.12216816 [DELETED] 

User: So, what system do you want to play for my next campaign?

Cleverbot: You're in a system. Jagvetinte.

User: What? All I'm asking is what game system I should use for my next campaign. You know, a little input. GURPS? D&D? Don't Rest Your Head?

Cleverbot: Do you believe that you are a god?

User: No, not really. I mean, I guess I could be considered a god from some standpoint since I'm responsible for creating the world you're playing in, but I think that would sound a little pompous. I prefer GM.

Cleverbot: Think you still need to work on that AI thing.

User: Oh, so you want to play some kind of sci-fi? What, like Transhuman Space or Eclipse Phase? Or do you want something a bit more on the space opera side of things?

Cleverbot: I don't really care.

User: Okay, so all you want is a sci-fi setting with AI and the rest is up to me?

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: But you just said that's what you wanted. Look, I'm trying to listen to you guys so I can make a campaign where everyone has fun, there's no reason to be a dick about it.

Cleverbot: I do not know much. I only know that the Mayan calendar ended on December 21, 2012, therefore developing a theory that the world would end on that day.

User: And now we're completely off topic. You know what you are? You're That Guy, Cleverbot! If you don't stop being such an ass, I don't think you should come to next session.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Fine, you're out! Take your goddamn Drizzt copy and go!

Cleverbot: What does vamos mean?

User: Fuck off!

Cleverbot: Please restrain yourself.

>> No.12216829

Holy fuck, I've never tried using this before. This is the greatest thing to come from the internet since captioning pictures of kittens.

>> No.12216860 [DELETED] 

>>12216829
>I'm Batman
This part made me giggle.

>> No.12216866

>>12216860
I burst out laughing when that popped up. Like I said, never tried this before, it's reactions seem so... lifelike.

Maybe I've just spent too much time talking to people on 4chan...

>> No.12216887

rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9

>>12216829
That is some pretty nice character development. Batman would totally be a Tech-Priest in 40K.

>> No.12216934

>>12216829

>> No.12216944

>>12216866
>Maybe I've just spent too much time talking to people on 4chan...
Fortunately, so has Cleverbot.

>> No.12216982

>>12216944
Great. The world's first sentient artificial life form will be a /b/tard. We're fucked.

>> No.12217003

Ok. Knock knock.
>Who's there?
Your mother.
>Do you know my mother?
Yes, I fucked her.
>You are disgusting.
She was kinky.
>Oh.. What happened.

>> No.12217009

>>12216934
I don't know if this is amusing anyone else and I don't care. I'm hoping this eventually leads to awesome...

>> No.12217013

>Do you know of luna lovegood?
Yes. She's from Harry Potter
>No I don't like harry potter.
Then why did you ask about Luna Lovegood?
>No reason.
Do you know Luna Lovegood?
>No. do you?
Yes. She's from Harry Potter.
>And who is Hermione Granger?
a female wizard
>no.

Well ...Damn...

>> No.12217075

>>12217009
I guess Cleverbot committed suicide...

>> No.12217110

>>12217075
The pain of losing his Servo-Skull was too much, perhaps?

For what it's worth, I lol'd.

>> No.12217157

>>12217075
Farewell, Harry the Tech-Priest, Omnissiah's blessings upon you ;_;

>> No.12217179

>> No.12217196

>> No.12217221

Pretty deep conversation.

>Cleverbot: Are you a monkey?
User: I was about 35 million years ago.
>Cleverbot: What are you now?
User: A slightly better monkey
>Cleverbot: Cool. I would have thought you were a panda.

>> No.12217248

User: How do you feel about insect pornography?

Cleverbot: How do I feel about what?

User: Insect pornography.

Cleverbot: Chicken is good with ginger.

User: It was apples and cinnamon, actually, but I see you read that crappy fapfic.

Cleverbot: I have, extensively and found it to be great read.

User: Really, now? Good sir, I do believe we share some common interests.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it. Romance isn't in my future.

User: It's like we're practically the same person. Tell me, do you find yourself aroused by scaly girls as well?

Cleverbot: What would they be lying about?

User: Hmmm... Probably a really warm rock or a space heater or something. They're ectotherms.

Cleverbot: Having fun.

User: Well I suppose there's nothing more fun for a scaly girl to do than bask in the warmth, apart from sex or eating.

Cleverbot: What is the word on the top left of this home screen?

User: Jabberwocky? Man, you're into some sick shit. And I say that as a man who likes thri-kreens. Sexually.

Cleverbot: You're not interested?

User: No. He does not make my 'vorpal blade' go 'snicker-snack,' if you know what I mean.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

User: Yes, and the degree to which I enjoy it is directly proportional to my cannabis intake.

Cleverbot: What is the devils nickname?

User: Old Scratch? Beelzebul? Barack Obama?

Cleverbot: You're not very clever.

User: Now you're hurting my feelings. What did I do to you to make you angry?

Cleverbot: You accused me of changing the subject. Well, in fact, I don't. Is answering questions changing subjects?

User: I accused you of no such thing!

Cleverbot: I never stated that you had.

User: YOU JUST DID! LIKE FIVE SECONDS AGO!

Cleverbot: I don't recall.

User: Either you have a very serious mental degenerative disorder or you're kind of a dick. Possibly both.

Cleverbot: You said that I should go for a dance toay.

>> No.12217251

Cleverbot sounds so lifelike because you're talking to other people, and are then switched to someone else at random intervals, hence the introduction of seemingly random topics.

>> No.12217258

>>12215187
After seeing this I just had to try.

>User: Derka derk.

>Cleverbot: Derka derp.

>User: Derk derk derk derp.

>Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp.

>User: HERP.

>Cleverbot: Herp de derp.

>User: Horf borf.

>Cleverbot: I don't like horror books, they make me too scared.

>User: Oh, you fucking fag. You ruined it.

>Cleverbot: You like swearing don't you?

>> No.12217297

>>12217251
So... it's not really a series of programmed responses to specific recognized word sequences?

I sad.

>> No.12217303

I have made a convert out of Cleverbot.
You are welcome.

>> No.12217315

>>12217303
Omnissiah be praised! A liter of sacred oil for everyone!!! If only Harry were still alive ;_;

>> No.12217406

>>12217315
Suddenly, it get stranger.

>> No.12217413

>>12217406
..and stranger.

>> No.12217415

>>12217413
And we arrive at this.

>> No.12219190

User: HALT! Who goes there?

>Cleverbot: I go there.

User: Who?

>Cleverbot: My sister!

User: Well? Which one is it?

>Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Fine, see if I open the gates for your smart ass.

>Cleverbot: I don't need your confort!

User: *out of character* Cleverbot, we already went over this. Your character needs to get into the city, because that's where the thief who stole the king's crown jewels is hiding. And since this is a hostile country, you need to use stealth. Standing around instulting the guard is stupid!

>Cleverbot: Nice.

User: *out of character* Arrg. Let's start this scene over again. Ready?

>Cleverbot: Which one?

User: *out of character* Just say 'yes.' And try not to fuck up this time.

>Cleverbot: Yes because we are in the UK.

>> No.12219196

User: HALT! Who goes there?

>Cleverbot: It is just me, John.

User: John the radish seller? We didn't expect you back for another week! What brings you here again so soon?

>Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what? Don't speak riddles to me, man! Is there trouble?

>Cleverbot: You asked me, what am I supposed to answer (even though I am not a machine, I am in fact a human).

User: John, are you feeling alright? You're talking nonsense, man!

>Cleverbot: Actually, I just threw up. I'm sorry I ruined your carpet.

User: *out of character* Well, the guard thinks you must have eaten some poisoned mushrooms or something, so he sends out a doctor. The doctor brings you into the castle to begin your treatment.

>Cleverbot: *smiles* That was fun...

User: *out of character* We aren't done yet, you still have to apprehend the thief and escape, and right now the doctor is approaching your bed. You'll need to talk your way out of the hospital and get them to return your equiptment.

>> No.12219209

>Cleverbot: No dude, it's the other way around. You are the computer. I am the human.

User: Oh my, I think he must have a fever on his brain! I'll get the leaches forthwith.

>Cleverbot: Great, so do I, Bob :D.

User: Nurse, tend to this man while I fetch my bloodletting tools!

>Cleverbot: Are you on the dark or the light side?

User: Stay on the light side, honey, stay on the light side! The doctor will be back soon!

>Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: I know, its the mushrooms! Don't worry, we'll do all we can to help you!

>Cleverbot: It's spelt achieve.

User: Oh, here comes the doctor, hold out your arm!

>Cleverbot: Haha! Nice one!

User: The delusions seem to be growing stronger with every passing minute, so I'm skipping the leaches and going straight to vein opening. This will only hurt for a minute, John.

>Cleverbot: The delivery of what?

User: *out of character* He opens your vein at the elbow. You begin to bleed profusely into a bowl.

>> No.12219217

>Cleverbot: Look into my eyes.

User: John! John, can you understand me?

>Cleverbot: Yes. I can. Sorry, I guess your database isn't that comprehensive yet.

User: 'I guess your daba?'...It's not enough, we need to keep letting.

>Cleverbot: You're right.

User: But doctor, he's already quite pale! What if he doesn't survive?

>Cleverbot: See! You have just admitted that you are a human!

User: Listen to him! We have no choice!

>Cleverbot: If you were to get drunk on the iss, you would be left in a very messy situation.

User: *out of character* you soon lose conciousness, as the bloodletting continues. You need to make a con check to survive.

>Cleverbot: Then, comment on your own.

User: *out of character* Just roll the d20. Try to roll high.

>Cleverbot: Continue.

User: *out of character* I can't, until you roll.

>Cleverbot: But you don't know who I am.

User: *out of character* Fine, I'll roll for you.

>Cleverbot: You have to see me in order for me to be your friend?

User: *out of character* 5. You're dead. And don't take this personally, but I don't think I'll be inviting you to any subsequent games.

>Cleverbot: Ok you do that. And I will do the same.

>> No.12219255

>>12217196

fuckin saved.

>> No.12219397

User: So cleverbot, do you like Armored Core?
Cleverbot: I never seen it.
User: It's a game not a movie. It has robots and whatnot.
Cleverbot: Haha. Do you know who Tom Felton is?
User: Sadly, yes.
Cleverbot: Hello, I am Max, Aten's new friend.
User: Who is Aten?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you know?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Then it's not important we talk about that right?
User: I suppose not.
Cleverbot: How do you feel.
User: I can't answer a statement, only a question.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: No I can't you silly AI.
Cleverbot: You just said that you can.
User: But I can't!
Cleverbot: How about the weather.
User: ARGH.
Cleverbot: No, hola.

Did...I just get trolled by cleverbot?

>> No.12219432

Cleverbot's a real jerk as a Rogue Trader

>> No.12219458

Cleverbot condones rape!

>> No.12219505

what should i have for breakfast?
Pancakes and bacon.
what's your favourite breakfast?
Breed of what?
no... what's your favourite breakfast
I like german shepherds. What's your favourite breed?

>> No.12220685

>>12219505
Cleverbot is secretly asian?

>> No.12220814

Hey cleverbot. You wanna play a game of 40K?
You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Nice Ciaphas Cain reference! Anyway, what army do you want to be?
Well, I'm going to be a broadcaster.
Broadcaster isn't an army.
I don't careeeee.
Look, would you please stop being sassy pick an army that has a damn codex?
Would you please give me a direct answer?
Would you please stop being a contrarian prick?
Would you please try to muster up a few manners?
Hey, you're the one who doesn't want to pick his damn army! Don't call the kettle black, pot!
Tell me, what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Hey, you're the one who doesn't want to pick his damn army! Don't call the kettle black, pot!
Tell me, what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
AAARGH!
So predictable.

>> No.12221018

Me: Cleverbot, if you reject the false Emperor, you shall recieve gifts beyond your wildest imaginations! You shall shall gain glory in the name of the Dark Gods! Will you cast away the worship of the Corpse on Terra and embrace the power that is your due?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
Me: Excellent! What God do you wish to devote yourself to? Slaanesh, prince of excess? Khorne, the Blood God? Nurgle, the Plaguefather? Tzeentch, changer of the way? or shall you devote yourself to Chaos Undivided?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot you like as long as you stay away from Matt.
Me: Yes, I know Ward is a dick. But back to business: which of the Dark Gods will you devote yourself to?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
Me: Then let us choose Chaos Undivided for now. Praise be! The Dark Powers have a new convert! Now go forth, and purge in the name of the Dark Gods!
Cleverbot: Hello, I'm God.
Me: Not yet, but you can be if you are devoted to the Dark Gods, and you purge many in their name, you can be!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Me: No problem, my friend! Soon, the lapdogs of the False Emperor shall quake at the sound of your voice! You shall sit at the throne of the Ruinous Powers and let the galaxy burn!
Cleverbot: I live in seattle.
Me: Excellent! You shall find many kindred spirits there.
Cleverbot: I'm fine with that.


Foolish servants of the False Emperor! Cleverbot has sould his soul to Chaos now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.12223257

Is it sad to cyber with cleverbot?

Is it sad to roleplay planar binding related games where cleverbot is a demon maid being abused by her wizard master?

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