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[ERROR] No.12039763 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You there! Explain in more than ten words why you shouldn't be executed for heresy without using the letter E or face the firing squad!

>> No.12039774

I dun shot a chaos mans boss.

>> No.12039781

>>12039763
Dat ass, d'm hips.

>> No.12039782

fuck you that's why, bitch

>> No.12039783

CATS

>> No.12039784

WORLD DOMINATION

>> No.12039786

For a solid option, I am against that notion.

>> No.12039787

I will fuck you hard, my wondrous commissar lord. Also, inquisitor. Fuck off.

>> No.12039794

I am a good guy in tha' Human Orda' Raul Julia!

>> No.12039795

I did not commit any kind of actions that would undo my utility as a Guardsmen.

>> No.12039797

I... am part of a good unit and do guard work good.

Hah. I was worried there for a second.

>> No.12039801

I am not killworthy with such a dubious and niggardly logic, bitch.

>> No.12039805

>without using the letter E or face the firing squad!

Shouldn't that be "without using the letter E or facing the firing squad"?

In any case, I chose the latter option; explaining in more than ten words, without facing the firing squad, to wit: Because no anoymous, you are the heretic. And then Raul Julia was a zombie.

>> No.12039808

>>12039795
OOOH! So close until the last word!
*BLAM*

>> No.12039814

EVERY BISON DOLLAR WILL BE WORTH FIVE IMPERIAL CREDITS

>> No.12039816

Ha ha fuck the firing squad with there lame ass BS they cant hit me.

>because fanatole
Indeed captcha

>> No.12039820

I am not a bad fight man, I fight for him that sits on holy birth world of mankind!

>> No.12039821

I got tits; I don't gotta gtfo.

>> No.12039827

Because you are a nigger and a faggot.

Also fuck you, I'll use whatever letter I want. Y'all gayass niggaz can't do shit.

>> No.12039831

I don't want to shooting to occur at all.

>> No.12039833

>>12039795

> GuardsMEN

*BLAM*

>>12039797

> second line riddled with E

*BLAM*

>> No.12039838

01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001101 01001110 01001001 01010011 01010011 01001001 01000001 01001000 00100000 01000100 01001001 01010011 01000001 01010000 01010000 01010010 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010011 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 00101110

>> No.12039842

>>12039763

I am M. Bison, dumbass!

>> No.12039844

im a.. good.. loyal.. guy.. and i.. would.. not..... think it smart.

>> No.12039850

>>12039763
QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNEL

>> No.12039856

>>12039821
Hey, and that didn't even break the rul-

*BLAM*

Oh bother...

-HURKBLAH-

>> No.12039857

I am an amazing guardsman, which is not saying much.

>> No.12039858

I am loyal and faithful to His army, and will stay so.

>> No.12039860

>>12039838

> Spell letters
> Zero ONE

*BLAM*

>> No.12039877

KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN! MULTIPASS!

>> No.12039878

>>12039816
No really go ahead and roll faggot.

>> No.12039881

If the emperor wanted me to live, he wouldn't have put 9 "E"s in this sentence.

>> No.12039883

>>12039763

I am a good and loyal man, vassal to my Lord and Kommandant.

>> No.12039899

rolled 3, 2 = 5

>>12039878

Not that poster but let's see. 3 shooters one has a blank loaded in his gun so rolling 2 dice at BS3.

>> No.12039901

I bought you fifty banana daiquiris four months ago and put it on my tab without asking for you to pay it back.

>> No.12039902

>>12039838
01001100 01110101 01101100 01111010 00101110 00100000 01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00101110

>> No.12039908

>>12039877
>>12039877

>> No.12039918

0100100100100000011000010110110100100000011000010010000001110100011100100111010101100101001000000111
0011011011110110111000100000011011110110011000100000011101000110100001100101001000000110010101101101
0111000001100101011100100110111101110010001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010010110
1100011011000010000001101110011011110111010000100000011101000110111101101100011001010111001001100001
0111010001100101001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011010000110010101110010011001010111
0100011010010110001101100001011011000010000001100001011000110110001101110101011100110110000101110100
01101001011011110110111001110011

>> No.12039924

Cauz I'v only dun tha impras bidding.

>> No.12039927

>>12039899

Well there you have it. The squad missed.

>> No.12039930

Easy, there, Some heresy every once end then doesnt deserve exterminatus.

>> No.12039940

Truly, His immortal Words gift us with inspiration. I follow His Words in all things, Commissar.

>> No.12039953

>>12039927
Fukkin knew it
>favowns of

>> No.12039966

私は死にたくないので。まだは毎日頑張るので。

>> No.12039986

Ad Mech follows its own rules.
YOU THINK I KEEP MY BRAIN IN MY HEAD!!!

>> No.12040003

I did a good job doing what I do, boss.

>> No.12040007

commisars 'r th'word of th'empror, m'lord.
i don't compr'nd why you'd think m'self unloyal.
i have my guardsmn's primr, m'lord.
don't kill me.
FUCK.

>> No.12040013

>>12039881
I count 11.

>> No.12040028

>>12040007
Well, he's 007. He's cool.

>> No.12040053

I am this ships grand captain, and I am loyal sir.

>> No.12040102

>>12040053
perfect grammar too. Beat that Verl!

>> No.12040106

Go fuck your mom.

>> No.12040108

Ah, Bison. You mistook us for traitors. Our loyalty is full, good sir.

>> No.12040115

>>12040053

Find your apostrophe key in your perfection.

>> No.12040126

I am too good at all things to allow you to kill Waluigi this time.

>> No.12040281

Loyalty my Commisar!
Loyalty to you!
Loyalty to Humanity!
You fucking jackwagon!

>> No.12040506

>>12040115
DAMNIT *table flip*

>> No.12040519

I am a Guardsman. I work and toil for humanity, for our Immortal Saviour. Faith assists my aim of both sword and lasgun, and as His Will commands, not an atom of impurity or corruption shall avoid rout. I am His Wrath, vanquishing all who stand against Him. Cast off all doubt from your mind, Sir. I am faithful. I am dutiful. I am a Guardsman.

>> No.12041691

>>12039763

I stand for the Light of Man--my lasgun is at my hip and my soul burns with the will to crush all who stand against our Lord.

>> No.12041703

I'm a cool guy :)

>> No.12041709

Sir! I do good work for all of man kind, sir!

>> No.12041710

I AM YOUR COMMISSAR!

>> No.12041718

WORLD DOMINATION!

>> No.12041735

>>12041718

Of Course!!!

>> No.12041747

>>12041735
HA! YOU USE THE LETTER E!

>> No.12041764

>>12041747
YOU DID IT TOO!

>> No.12041769

>>12041764
YOU DID IT FIRST!

>> No.12041775

>>12041769
>>12041764
Is there no way we can resolve this peacefuly?

>> No.12041776

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Gq17O-HRc

MAGIC MAGIC E

>> No.12041781

I didn't do it Commisar it was the traitor who did it.

>> No.12041782

>>12041769
BUT I'LL DO IT LAST!!!

oh wait...

>> No.12041917

YA GITZ. Cuz I'm da biggust and da strongust.

>> No.12041928

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now what, faggot?

>> No.12041955

>>12041781
BLAM!

>> No.12041981

>>12041928

>> No.12041986

I am a loyal guardsman and I work hard for humanity against Chaos.

>> No.12042007

Fighting for humanity as a loyal warrior is my calling.

>> No.12042015

I am purity in its most obvious form; Our glorious God in Sol is all I toil for and nothing can or will stop that!

>> No.12042020

I am a loyal guardsman and I work hard for humanity against its bad guys (Chaos, Orks, and so on)

>> No.12042197

I hav a spch impdimnt, sir.

>> No.12042205

I follow chaos and no impErium can say not to.

>> No.12042209

Cuz I'm a Tau.

>> No.12042214

I am His most loyal guardsman, Sir.

>> No.12042216

I probably should actually.

Just saying.

>> No.12042217

>>12041776
Fuck me, haven't seen that in years!

Thanks for the nostalgia, bro!

>> No.12042244

Sir, you just told a pious man that speaking of my Lord will undo my life.
You should hand off your bolt pistol to a faithful man. You will not hush my faith for my Emperor!

>> No.12042258

In no way would I turn my back to His light.

>> No.12042262

FOR DA GOD AMPARA!

>> No.12042276

>>12039763

I cannot, for if I did, I could not call out Heresy.

Do your worst.

>> No.12042279

Cuz I luv tha 'Mprah!

>> No.12042287

I worship our God without asking anything from him.

>> No.12042298

B3caus3 I am t3h awesom3 h4x0rz lolololololol F0R T3H 1337 3MpRA!!!!!!!!

>> No.12042301

My lord, I slain a mighty titan of the grand mutant bad guys,

THATS THIRTEEN COUNT IT BITCHES
>Thirteen
>een
>ee
>e
...FUCK

>> No.12042311

>>12042301
>a mighty titan of the grand mutant
>of the
>the
>e
derp

>> No.12042316

I would always find your incarnation of this insignificant portray of my blight a criminal act stupid, small Commisar.

Do your worst, I won't mind.

>> No.12042322

>>12042311
OH GOD, DOUBLE HERESY

>> No.12042332

A Commissar's bolt pistol will find and bring ruin to traitors and cowards. Not a loyal guardsman who will kill for our God of Mankind.

>> No.12042346

I am a faithful lord-captain and I command a mighty ship of an aspiring dynasty in God's mission to bring worlds into his light.

Also, airlock.

>> No.12042350

Cuz I got mah gun and kit without spots an good to kill with. I ain't dun nothing unsightly in His sight. I'm always good to go and pray in combat. Now, sir commisar, I ask for approval to say tha nominator of our God with tha non-consonant you forbid, cuz I cannot go for long without making my faith confirm'd, and alluding to Him without saying his glorious honorific looks as sinning to my mind, and I wish not to sin, sir Commisar.

That's why I should not stand in front of the lasguns, sir Commissar

>> No.12042354

>>12042322

Heresy = 2 x e = Double Heresy.

My God.

>> No.12042363

I vanquished the Orkish hordes in Final Liberation. I destroyed the dark forces of Khorne in Chaos Gate. I've defeated all enemies of Man in DoW1 and DoW2.

Yeah, and you can't like... find the main character in a game wanting. That's like bad mojo.

Like what happened in MW2. You don't kill the player.

FUCKING SHEPARD! ALL AMERICANS MUST DIE! HONOUR THE DEATHS OF GHOST AND ROACH! SLAUGHTER ALL AMERICAN INFIDEL DOGS ON 9/11! FOR KING AND COUNTRY! WHO DARES WINS! FUCKING REBEL CUNTS! AMERICA BELONGS TO THE EMPIRE!

Bollocks, used the E word.

>> No.12042383

But I'm the only techpriest here...also, the espresso machine frequently bogs down so you need me.

>> No.12042422

>>12042354
Double heresy = 3 e = Sextuple heresy

>> No.12042425

>>12042354
Double Heresy= 3 e's= Triple Heresy

All heresy is triple heresy

>> No.12042427

>>12042422
>>12042425
Possible triple-heresymind?

I mean, one did say something completely different.

>> No.12042430

I bring a just solution to all among our galaxy in this mighty squad of my own! I am part of this fortuitous Union. I join the call of my God! So should you!

>> No.12042442

>>12042430
I saw a "the"!

"But he used our God-Emperor in the same line."

EVEN MORE REASON TO KILL HIM!

>> No.12042455

>>12042425
heresy * 2 * 3 = heresy * 6
also sextuple heresy = 4 e
+++ A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of heresy +++

>> No.12042473

I am a loyal guardsman.

>> No.12042482

>>12042455

>> No.12042534

Tau ambush. Our foot units had no way of survival. Our tanks didn't find our position when our S.O.S. was put out.

Also, fuck you Commissar.

>captcha rhombicu, lactoni.

>> No.12042554

I will stab Satan! How could anything go wrong?

>> No.12042557

>>12042534
What do you want? A pat on the back? Get back out there, boy. There's Xenos to Purge. Send 'em back to the Warp where they belong. Maybe then we'll talk about that pat on the back.

>thiol-specific armors

>> No.12042587

>>12042534
>when

>> No.12042632

Didn't do it. It was a guy on drugs. Saw him go past just now.

>> No.12043000

>>12039763
This is all I have to add

>> No.12043032

Have I not served you well?

>> No.12043056

>>12039763
I'm still loyal to the big guy on the gold chair.

>> No.12043150

>>12043056
"the" twice...

Double heresy!

>> No.12043189

Doubt is my armor, truth my sword. Stand, fool, and say why YOU should not stand bound and blind in front of what gunners you so casually command.

>Duncan,J. Coccus
HA! LOOK, YOU CHUMP! SO PITIFUL THAT CAPTCHA CAN CALL YOU OUT.

>> No.12043201

Commissar, I will strip off my armour if I am not dead in 0.1 hours.

>> No.12043207

B'caus' w' ar' all mat's, man. And the fracking 'mp'ror is on' of my mat's, too. You wanna fuck with him? Th' frigging 'mp'ror? Didn't think so.


>collectively sperstle

Captcha what are you... OH HE-

>> No.12043224

I am a faithful warrior. I do His will. If I am slain, how can I fight on in his wars?

>> No.12043238

>>12043189
OH! So close too... gunned down by the gunners.

Thanks for playing! *Bang*

>> No.12043395

I am important to our lascannon squads as only I can fix all of our guns parts. My assistants can only fix our burnt out las packs without my skills.
Also, In our world, I am a bishop of our church with vast contacts amongst your commissariat and lords. If I am shot, your actions may haunt you through such contacts.

Finally, my loyalty is with our holy lord. My will is strong and my mind is sharp. To kill a loyal man such as I would bring you down a path of ruin.

Our lords command says to kill all traitors, but I had only stood back from our fight to find my tools. I did not run, and would not run from this filth that arrays against us.

Allow this soldier to join you in war again sir. You will not find me wanting, and our opposition will pay this day in blood.

>> No.12043413

>>12043395
DAMNIT, i used the world "soldier" should have just used "man" FUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.12043460

Don't sir, I will cry; I always say to my mum and da that I will continuously mail them.

>> No.12043468

simply because I can end your existance as well your ancestors' with a mere thought.

>> No.12043496

Why, I am as loyal to Humanity as any man, good Comissar.

>> No.12043522

サック私のディックは、コックの袋をクソ。私は地元のインクイジターして
います。

There, no letter E used. :D

>> No.12043531

>>12043522
Didn't anyone ever tell you moonrunes are heresy?

>> No.12043537

>>12043522
fucking weaboo.

>> No.12043545

>>12043537


Yes, because bypassing an alphabet using google translate is weeaboo, you dumb fuck.

U mad because it no one else thought of avoiding the letter entirely :D

>> No.12043557

>>12043545
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>> No.12043563

>>12043545
already name calling, weaboo?
It's not smart, you did it.

>> No.12043583

>>12043563


*BLAM!*


Tripfag executed for triple use of the forbidden letter.

And being a massive fag.

>> No.12043593

Now, I do think that your mom would turn distraught if I and my cock got shot

>> No.12043618

Wait a tick, this isn't our old commissar... who the frakk is this guy?

>> No.12043624

>>12039763

I am the only guardsman who lived through the crash?

>> No.12043630

>>12043583
silly faggot, you can't kill a god. Run along now, before I fuck your mom and have her give birth to 34 freaks who'll use you as a slave...and your ass.

>> No.12043632

>>12039763
i am cool and do not troll at all sir

>> No.12043640

>>12043630
Hey now tripfag, no need to play out your furry yiff yiff fantasy here.

It's just a wordgame bro.

>> No.12043672

I am a faithful of His glorious, radiant glory! I ward my mind against all that is unholy in his sight. Both witch and mutant shall find no victim should any look for such in this faithful of His. For I am but an insignificant fraction of Him, and for Him I shall lay down my mind and body if such is his want.

So shoot, lord commissar, if that is His will. For why, I do not know, but that is not important. Only His will is.

>> No.12043691

>>12043672

And if I might add, no sinful mark was put down on this one. For it, also, is His will.

>> No.12043695

>>12043640
furry is over at /a/. Go back and never return.

>> No.12043700

>>12043691

>one

WAIT! OH SHIT! I AM PIOUS! DO NOT SHOOT!

>> No.12043725

>>12043695

Actually, I do believe furry is over at your computer.

>> No.12043742

>>12043725
What you believe is of no consequence.

>> No.12043767

That could be. On the other hand, it could also simply be that you're more colossal a shitface than even me, and your whining is proving that you fuck your dog in the eyesocket.

>> No.12043808

You, my good sir, should plainly know that a chap such as I cannot rightfully stand WH40K in all of its stupidity, Inquisition including.

>> No.12043857

isn't that a bit much? I din do shit.

>>12039860
What are you talking about? Those are obviously Sifr and wahid

>> No.12044693

SIR, I would gladly lay down my soul for the good of mankind

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