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[ERROR] No.12039705 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

It turns out that the X-Men and other mutants are actually psykers who derive their powers from the warp. All mutants everywhere eventually start to go mad. You're Professor X. What do?

>> No.12039711

... go mad?

>> No.12039727

>>12039711
DON'T MIND IF I DO!

>> No.12039733

get my 3.5ed chaos codex and purchase a demonic legs upgrade

>> No.12039750

this thread sucks

>> No.12039789

Since I cannot trust my own sanity as long as I am myself a mutant, I reprogram Cerebro to be a copy of my mind and put it in charge of the X-Men program with the objective of safeguarding humanity at all costs, then BLAM myself.

If all goes well, pic related should be the logical end result.

>> No.12040056

I never did see how a genetic mutation gives you infinite eye lasers. The energy has to come from somewhere, doesn't it?

>> No.12040369

>>12040056
His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension. A dimension made entirely of laser.

>> No.12040527

>>12040056
He absorbs background radiation (cosmic radiation in the scientific, rather than the comic book sense) through his skin constantly, and it is altered by his biochemistry into photonenergy that is emitted from his eyes. He's essentially a human shaped transformer (the electronic kind, not the robotic kind).

His brother Havok emitted it from his SKIN as pure radiation.

>> No.12040554

>>12040369
>laser
It's punches, actually. Punches from the punch dimension.

>> No.12040597

>>12040554
Red because it's Dopplering away from us, eh?

>> No.12042253

>>12039789
Until sudden, disastrous data loss results in...

>> No.12042259

>>12040597
No. Idiot.

It's red because PUNCHES are RED.

>> No.12042266

>>12040527
>photonenergy
lolwat
>absorbs background radiation
No. Just no.

Marvel just stop SCIENCEing.

>> No.12042273

>>12042266
Actually, nowadays his eyes are portals to some kind of dimension of kinetic energy or something.

>> No.12042275

>>12040369
They aren't lasers, they are concussive beams.

>> No.12042284

This thread is now about PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION

>> No.12042286

>>12039705
Paint my wheelchair gold and become immortal by eating the souls of these psykers.

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