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[ERROR] No.11969160 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

LAST TIME, ON ROBOT QUEST: You fuckers forgot to archive it! I guess I'll summarize:

You overslept! You woke up to vines all over the goddamn place like a jungle. You suspected Wodson, the weird wooden fellow, and sought him out. Along the way, you saved L'Lena Lizardine, who then joined your party. Now you face down the dread Oaken Hippo, apparently a common problem on ships transporting green goods.

You think this is fairly ridiculous, but it IS holding Ixa hostage and you suppose you should save her.

OUR HEROES:
Bob Wallnut. Wielder of chain-tonfas, and startlingly skilled at carving things up with them.

L'lena Lizardine. Wielder of copper sickle&hammer, and possibly a communist. She's weaker than you are, being a lizard, but she has her own talents.

>> No.11969166

Our current enemy:

The dread Oaken Hippo, which has grown to monstrous proportions and taken over a huge swath of the cargo hold. It is strong. It is dangerous. It wants nothing more than to devour the sweet sweet nutrients the cargo contains. It has Ixa trapped in it's tree.

>> No.11969178

>>11969166
>WHAT DO.

>> No.11969211

>>11969178
Attempt civil negotiations.

>> No.11969212

>>11969178
Attack that pink flowery thing on the right. CHAIN TONFA Combo!

>> No.11969373

>>11969211
>civility
You wonder why you've never tried this before. You hail the hippo, turning on the char-

>GO FUCK YOURSELF
man, what a bitch.

>> No.11969600

>>11969212
We tried civility.
Now lets try some SLEUTH DIPLOMACY

>> No.11969651

Offer to let the Oaken Hippo sleep with Lizardine.

When he is distracted, have Bob use his chain-tonfas to decapitate the wooden beast.

>> No.11969658

>>11969212
>>11969600
ENVOY MACHINE: TONFA COMBO

>> No.11969668

>>11969658
Looks like it helped.

BUFFBULB STATUS: WILTED.

>> No.11969693

>>11969668
Time to give Hippo Snout a taste of the power of COMMUNISM! I mean her hammer.

>> No.11969730

>>11969693
You check L'lena's SKILLS:
>Workers United 6mp
>Wave of the Proletariat 12mp
>Hell March 20mp
>Cold going Hot 5mp
>Revolution

>> No.11969743

>>11969730

Lets see what Revolution does

>> No.11969944

>>11969743
>REVOLUTION
L'Lena changes her COMMUNIST LEADER Schema from GENERIC COMMUNIST to MAOIST LIBERATOR

>> No.11970035

>>11969944

Use her gun to shoot the oaken hippo

Aim for the eyes.

>> No.11970133

>>11970035
>PEW PEW PEW

>> No.11970245

>>11970133
Why did I decide to use a gun. I can't fucking draw guns.

Anyway.

You hit the Hippo's eye!

>> No.11970256

>>11970245
And now the Hippo is blinded.

However, the blind status makes the hippo 20% Cooler.

>> No.11970284

OH SHIT YOU'RE BACK

UH
UH
OH SHIT UH
THROW A PSYCHIC AT IT

>> No.11970530

>>11970284
YOU GRAB A PSYKER

>> No.11970693

>>11970530
AND TOSS IT.

The Psyker explodes in a poof of PERILS!

The Hippo don't know WHAT THE FUCK and gains 32 Corruption.

>> No.11970702

>>11970693

>> No.11970757

>>11970693
>>11970702
Shit just got real.

>> No.11970803

>>11970702

>> No.11970823

>>11970702
SO MUCH WIN!

>> No.11970835

>>11970757
>>11970803
>>11970823
IT SURE FUCKING DID

>> No.11970855

I cast planar shift and just let the party deal with this.

>> No.11970863

>>11970835
HOLY FUCK!!??!1!!!

>> No.11970899

>>11970835
HA! I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS NOW
WE HAVE REVEALED ITS WEAKNESS
IT'S LIKE LEGEND OF ZELDA, AIM FOR THE EYE

AIM FOR THE EEEEEYE
>Etude willsit
ETUDE IS DOWN FOR THIS SHIT.

>> No.11970967

>>11970863
>>11970899
note to self: do not toss psykers at people

>> No.11970994

>>11970967
>saved as jpg

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.

>> No.11971012

>>11970967
>>11970994
...Wait.
No, we got this. More psykers, keep up the barrage!
ONCE IT GETS TO 100 IT'LL EXPLODE!

>> No.11971051

>>11971012
BRILLIANT.jpg

>> No.11971054

>>11971012
100 corruption points, that is.

>> No.11971233

THROW PSYKERS AT YOURSELF

GAIN CORRUPTION AND MUTATE INTO A SUPER ROBOT TO FIGHT THE MUTANT OAKEN HIPPO.

>> No.11971257

>>11971233
robots cannot into mutation
sadly

>> No.11971279

>>11971257
It's more based on you having a soul over what you're made of.

ANYWAY.

THE MUTANT OAK VOMITS UP THE FOG OF SLAANESH

>> No.11971294

Just hope you don't make it a daemon host or have it summon a daemon and your fine with the pskyer plan... OH CRAP THAT IS NUGLE!

>> No.11971304

>>11971279
COOL, WE'RE LIKE
MADE OF METAL

WAIT SHIT THE COMMINIST

>> No.11971327

>>11971279

I think it is time Bob pulls off his finishing move.

If he has one.

>> No.11971338

>>11971327
BUZZ KILL ALL UP THIS SHIT

>> No.11971364

Or slaanesh but I saw one of them coming... Chaosgodswin.jpg

>> No.11971408

>>11971304
You have a sudden urge to collect stamps.

Let's not dwell on what's happened to L'Lena.

>> No.11971480

>>11971338
>BUZZ KILL

It's too big! And evil! And man you want some mofuggin STAMPS.

>> No.11971508

>>11971480
...It must have stamps inside it.
KILL IT, RECIEVE STAMPS FOR LOOT
FOR THE OMNISSIAH

>> No.11971533

yet another quest thread

>> No.11971585

>>11971533
Yet another shitposter.

>> No.11971667

>>11971508
>stamps INSIDE

STAMPS INSIDE IT? OUTTA THE WAY, BITCH, THE RAPETRAIN COMETH.

>> No.11971763

>>11971667
Tell Lizzie that killing the hippo will also further the revolution. Might get her in on this too.

>> No.11972005

>>11971508
SKILL: PINATA-BREAKER OF THE PHILATELIC

>> No.11972027

>>11972005

>> No.11972146

>>11972027
Hey, wait a minute.

You don't put stamps in a pinata!

>> No.11972185

>>11972146

Guess we'll need to look elsewhere for some mofuggin' stamps.

>> No.11972289

>>11972185
You suppose this is true.

L'lena looks fine now. "Well, I am supposing this is the end of those branches. I thought for certain it would be being Wodson. Smells very similar, you are knowing?"

You have the distinct feeling you are forgetting something.

>> No.11972379

Crap, the tree dissapeared.

>> No.11972495

>>11972379
Oh! Right!

...Ixa.

Well, shit.

>> No.11973667

>>11972495
Dig her out, you demand your sensual love program sharing!

>> No.11974158

>>11972495
Ask L'lena what up.
What'd she see when she was high from the giant living bong?

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