/tg/ - Traditional Games

WHY IS SHE BANANA YELLOW?!

I would like to Thank the kind anon who gave permission to Bokuman to post this to the general population. The world can always use more cheesecake.

Who is this heretic?

>>11762906
He TOLD us he was going to do it! WEEKS ago.
He's going to put it on an actual pillow too!

>>11762986
o rly?

>>11762930
Means she's ripe.

SOMEONE PAYED FOR THIS

FUCK

SHIT

>>11762964
That would be Cultist Chan, one of the 40k /tg/ canon characters and also I believe, one of the competitors for being our board mascot. Also, I second the why is she yellow question, I too desire an answer, she is supposed to have a light tan, not be a banana woman.

>>11763015

>>11763017
>>11762930
CHAOS DID IT!

>>11762930
Dat jaundice, man.

>>11763017
NEVER OUR FUCKING MASCOT

>>11763008
>tali.jpg
I..what?

Alteration complete.

I never understood why she had a romanian accent. The Dawn of War cultists don't.

Oh boy, it's probably the first time I'll fap to Cultist-chan

>>11763044
Calm down man, I said competitor, as in she's one of the /tg/ characters competing to be our mascot, it is a competition that will likely never be concluded as there is equal amounts of love and hate in every camp.

Which one of you is Phonoi.

>>11763063
see here
>>11763032

I prefer my Cultist-Chan a bit slimmer and more lithe

>cultist
>wearing high-heels
what.

>>11763055
During /tg/ Mass Effect Tali waifu thread someone posted this. It's suppose to be Tali and if I remember correctly it have a vagina.

>>11763017
>>not be a banana woman.

indeed, she is simply a woman who happens to have a banana.

>>11763083
worse, SOMEONE POSTED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE A SYNTHETIC VAGINA

>>11763099
Three guesses where it is!

Fap thread?

Fap thread!

where is her futa cock?

>>11763083

That is creepy enough that if we only found a way to harness that energy we could power a pretty big city for years.

THAT'S NOT OUR CULTEEST

THE REAL ONE HAS TATS AND ISN'T A BANANA

AND WOULD NEVER WEAR PANTIES

>>11763108
Please tell me you saved them.

>not Chaos markings

HERESY!!!!

...Or its it? Im confused...

>>11763083

it was constructed by someone on /v/ at the time. it is toilet paper and paper machete with a meager amount of cloth.

I had a few other angles of it saved somewhere for "WHAT HAS RONREY DONE?!" threads but i'm far too lazy atm to dig out my external. (all are equally horrifying as it does indeed have a crudely constructed vagina.)

>>11763056
Her thighs are still too fat for her waist. If she's skinny from not eating, her thighs wouldn't be that fat.

>>11762930
>>11763017
>>11763040
>purple hair is ok

>>11763132

>would never wear panties

But she does. In...pretty much every single picture ever. Go look at any picture of Cultist-chan where she's wearing her outfit; you'll see her panties.

>>11763142
>paper machete

>>11763134
Not that anon but I have instructions here courtesy of /a/.

Now kill me you fucks, kill me.

>>11763108
>>11763123
>>11763142
Right. It's disturbing. But would make good target practice.

>>11763132

hey, panties are the only thing she has more than one set of!

>>11763136

This she is missing the marks of each of the gods. Although you can't see Khorne with shoes on.

If this is one of those body pillow shouldn't there be an alt side?

>>11763180
Oh, okay.

Man, has it really been almost a year since Cultist-chan spam stopped being a regular thing?

>>11763083
>>11763142

>>11763151
That's just your brain manufacturing images to protect you from the Heresy.

>>11763180
If everything she has is scavenged trash, where is she getting her underwear from and why does it look so clean?

>>11763162

whoops darn you auto spellcheck, but i'd imagine the texture of her vagina being something similar. paper cuts and plaster everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

>>11763185