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[ERROR] No.11735017 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Say what you will about Eversors, but they have excellent table manners.

>> No.11735046

rolled 61 = 61

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN TRAINED AND MODIFIED BY DARK AGE TECHNOLOGY TO BE THE POLITEST INSANE KILLING MACHINES KNOWN TO THE IMPERIUM. OF COURSE THEY WOULD HAVE IMPECCABLE TABLE MANNERS. THEY HAVE THE SUM OF EIGHTY MAJOR DOMOS FOR NOBLE HOUSES STUFFED INTO THAT FRIGHTENINGLY SMALL HEAD OF THEIRS.

>> No.11735281

>>11735017
I disagree, they never say 'please' or 'thank you."

>> No.11735310

>>11735281
WRRRYYYYYY?

>> No.11735348

>>11735310
WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>> No.11735367

>>11735281
I disagWRYYYYYYY

>> No.11735371

WRYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.11735380

WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

>> No.11735384

>>11735371
>>11735310
>>11735348
>>11735367

OH DEAR GOD THERE'S FOUR OF THEM

WE'RE SO FUCKED

>> No.11735387

Wry!

>> No.11735398

>>11735017
WRYYYYYYY!

>> No.11735401

You WRY?

>> No.11735418

>>11735398
WrrrryYYYYYY WrrrYYYY!?

>> No.11735430

This thread is so WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>> No.11735432

>>11735017
More Adeptus Mechanicus pictures like that girl? ;-;

>> No.11735436

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.11735443

NO! GET OUT OF WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

>> No.11735448

>>11735418

>> No.11735456

Wryyyyyyyyyyyy =(

>> No.11735457

>>11735432
I... may have a couple.

>> No.11735470

>>11735457
What's up with Tech-Priests and Skulls?

>> No.11735491

>>11735432
>>11735457
>>11735470
I think you gents are missing the point of this thread...

>> No.11735495

>>11735470
It's Warhammer 40K.
EVERYONE BE ALL UP IN THE SKULLS!

>> No.11735511

>> No.11735516

>>11735367

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11735519

I'm running out of WRRRYYYYYYYYYY!

>> No.11735531

>>11735519
I..I am out...wryyyyyyy =(

>> No.11735534

RRRRRRYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE

>> No.11735551

There's some WRRRYYYYYY in the back there.

>> No.11735559

>>11735551
That picture is awesome.

>> No.11735576

>>11735495

>> No.11735594

>>11735401
so rone-WWWRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.11735595

A couple WRRRYYYYYYYYYYs in this one.

>> No.11735622

I'm out of WRRYYYYYY.
So have something with all the other types of assassin.

>> No.11735676

>>11735495
>>11735576

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>> No.11735745

>>11735717
the best eversor picture

fan made, or otherwise

>> No.11735761

>> No.11735783

GENTLEMAN, BRING OUT...THE TORTOISE!

>> No.11735791

So fluff wise how does an Eversor compare to a Space Marine?

>> No.11735808

>> No.11735825

>>11735791
Eversor is a space marine, and so are all the other assassins. Even the female one. (Hint, expunged library history of two full legions of marines)

>> No.11735829

>>11735791
In Nemesis an Eversor took down one of the Luna Wolves, albeit with some injury. Serious combat stimm use there. Running on the walls and beating his fist bloody on the Wolf's face plate. Or maybe it was the Luna Wolf's fist he was hitting him with. Can't remember.

>> No.11735852

>> No.11735879

>>11735825
No they aren't. They're the top .00000001% of Guardsmen according to the fluff in the Assassins codex.

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>> No.11735930

>>11735900
>once codex: grey knights and codex: sisters of battle come out there will never be a heroes of the imperium supplement or codex: assassins
>;_;

>> No.11735994

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>> No.11736018

>> No.11736054

>>11735791
>>11735879

A space marine is the ultimate warrior on the battlefield, able to preform feats of heroism and employ tactical strategies to defeat their enemies due to thousands of battles worth of combat experience and augmentations to enhance their abilities.

An Eversor is deployed for one reason. To Kill Everything. Every Last Thing. As the Space Marine is the Ultimate Soldier, The Eversor is the Ultimate Weapon, trained and enhanced to the limits of human capacity for eliminating everything in it's path.

1/3

>> No.11736077

>>11736054

2/3

i suppose i should have started with the first page, but these 3 feature the eversor on a rampage

>> No.11736178

>>11736054
>>11736077
this one, and the vindicare comic remain my favorites

they fit with my internal canon for assassins really well

>> No.11736192

>>11736077

3/3

>> No.11736250

>>11736192
>Fix'd

>> No.11736275

>>11736178


too bad i only have the one page of him taking the shot

edit: fucking captcha I CAN'T TYPE IN HEBREW.

>> No.11736293

"DEEP STRIKING!"

>> No.11736298

>>11736192
WTF is going on in this frame?

>> No.11736312

>>11736054

A Space Marine has a service life of centuries assuming he doesn't die.

An Eversor has a service life measured in weeks maybe even days, assuming it isn't killed. Hence the need to store them in stasis between missions.

Just a fun fact yo

>> No.11736355

>>11736298

his target 'knew' that he was a target and left a bomb for who ever came after him.

fuckit, Here's 0/3 and the rest of the short following.

edit: NOW IF ONLY THE CAPTCHA WOULD USE ACTUAL LETTERS, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THE COPYRIGHT SYMBOL?

>> No.11736365

>>11736275
it's like a damn bond movie

I love it

>> No.11736371

>>11736312
The sheer destruction caused by one Eversor, is tremendous. They're almost nearly impossible to kill, with all the drugs and enhancements running in one body, weaponry, and training they're the best at what they do.

>> No.11736397

>>11736355

4/3

edit: GOD DAMNIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TYPE A GREEK BETA?

>> No.11736405

>>11736355
Two words (always two words) one is almost always a fake. Just replace it with a letter or jibberish of some kind. If it's two words that have no symbols or non letter characters then its ok type both out. If it has shit like ♠§ and such, just replace it with jibberish.

Easy mode there is a refresh button on the right side of the captcha image.

>> No.11736419

>>11736397

5/3

>> No.11736471

>>11736419

>>11736405

oh hey sweet i didn't notice that, thanks!

and now the last thing most units see with only 1 wound.

captcha: utopia, weentats

>> No.11736478

>>11736419
What a twist.

>> No.11736527

>This thread

>> No.11736543

ASSASSINS!
ASSASSINS EVERYWHERE!

>> No.11736555

According to the quiz you are...

An Eversor Assassin!

Oh... shit. Well, let's be blunt. You're not the supersoldier like the Space Marine or the heroic everyman of the Imperial Guard- hell, you're nuttier than the platinum-haired paladins we call Adeptas Sororitas. You're an Eversor Assassin, and you are as close to a living weapon as anything the Imperium will ever set loose. Your mission? Kill everything. Every living thing that walks, thinks, or blinks. You are a nightmare incarnate, a screaming hail of death that sounds a little like "WRRRRYYYYYYYYY." You need to be kept in stasis- or at least a straitjacket- to keep from tearing a hole in your handlers, and even then, watched to be sure you don't get loose. You're also completely insane... but you don't mind.

I'm going to back away slowly now.

>> No.11736572

According to the quiz you are...

A Vindicare Sniper!

Hey hey! You're a crack shot. Then again, your definition of "crack shot" differs in that it means "can hit a nickel out of the air mid-coin-toss bent over backwards and drunk." You don't have the numbers of the Guard or the nifty outfits of the Inquistors, but you don't need either. Not to mention, black is in season. You don't have fancy armor like Bolter Bitches or Space Smurfs, but you don't need it. Hell, you don't need more than one shot- you're a Vindicare. Planetary governor getting uppity? Eldar Farseer bitch not in the kitchen? Someone doesn't know when to shut up? That's right, they send you. You kill that poor excuse for crapspackle and you do it from half a mile away. Sort of like a collect call- of death.

Hey! Enough with the pigeons!

>> No.11736578

Eversors can also pilot and drive like fucking MASTERS.

FIND! KILL! PRAISE!

>> No.11736580

>>11736543

>> No.11736603

Are there stats for an eversor in Dark Heresy / Rogue Trader / DeffWatch?

>Martha, bactived

>> No.11736616

>>11736603
There are. He has Master Drive and Pilot, can read lips pretty fucking well, and he kills like a motherfucker.

...But I don't have them.

>my face when I realize this

>> No.11736630

>>11736616

Which book, at least? If you can tell me the book, I can find it.

>OperaWarixp pictiver

>> No.11736631

Easier perhaps?

>> No.11736633

>>11736603
yes

basically a TPK that you can't run away from (because they can drive pretty much anything at a master level)

>> No.11736649

>>11736630
ascension I think? The one with the vindicare PC

>> No.11736657

>>11736630
...I don't even remember the book.

It's DH, so probably Ascension.

>> No.11736671

>>11736649

Excellent. I found it. Thanks.

I am making an encounter with one, and I plan on giving him the Dilation Field item from Deffwatch.

>faughtme stage,

>> No.11736700

Find the target kill the target kill anything in the way praise the emperor kill the target find the target-

The Eversor wanted to scream, wanted to chant and rave and chatter like it normally did as it flew at its targets. It stuck to moving its lips behind the mask in a constant litany.

It was hiding. Quivering from the drugs and sheer anticipation; the Eversor had been dispatched and told to eliminate this House of Irjeld. It didn't know why; only that the house was to be eliminated. There would be guards with weapons to be eliminated. There would be house-members to be eliminated. There would be xenos to be eliminated. There would be so MUCH to eliminate in the name of the God-Emperor. So much to do.

It went through the genemarkers pressed into its mind again. Tall-brown-lean-hairy-healthy-beaky-tall-brown-lean-praise the emperor.

Its mind scuttled around the images that popped up of the target, curled around the maps in its mind, snapped at the aching, throbbing wait the schedule had promised.

It was forced to wait for the lord to come to him. The rules in its mind- God-Emperor spoke to him the rules all right there loud and golden, two-headed eagles- told him to wait, wait, wait. Wait until he came in. Wait for the crowd. Wait for the xeno. Wait!

It hated waiting! It's whole body thrummed with the drugs- the needles in its spine dosing it into wakefulness. So awake, can't even blink. So glad for the mask.

The Eversor shivered in the ducts above the court of Irjeld, and waited, its whole body a testament to the God-Emperor's wrath.

>>11736671
You /bastard/. That's cruel.

itt eversors are awesome.

>> No.11736711

>>11736700

I can't wait to drink my players' tears.

>Saga quemest

>> No.11736715

Forgot I had this.

>> No.11736718

>>11736700
Eversors are not merely indoctrinated, cracked-up, and insane, but they can actually think in a semi-coherent manner?

Excuse me while I whimper in terror.

>> No.11736719

It screamed into the lift-port, shrieked past the doors. Anything in its way was murdered- bodies sliced open, through clothes, through armors, through anything that was in its way.

Find the heretic! Kill the heretic! Find-and-kill-and-maim-and-eliminate! Praise the God-Emperor! Find! Kill! Praise!

The doors didn't stop it. The walls didn't stop it. The Arbites certainly didn't stop it. It was a mass of death and faith made flesh, screaming uncontrollably in pain or ecstasy or rage or everything at once. It slammed through the servitors, climbing over the massive, dumb things, leaving gouges that killed them with poison mere moments later. It wailed through security- none of the defense mechanisms started up, as if afraid of the Emperor's wrath.

Hunt the heretic! Burn the target! Hunt-and-burn-and-kill-and-eliminate! Praise the God-Emperor! Hunt! Kill! Praise!

The Eversor crashed into the little foil, ripping open the door with its terrible claws, pausing in the new window, letting loose shots while howling unintelligibly and shaking violently.

It crawled over the bodies shaking and jumping and twitching, the needles in its spine spurring it onward- Find! Kill! Praise! they sang.

It put shaking hands on the throttle, gun dropping to the ground, forgotten. Rules long-since pressed into its head leaped to the fore, golden-eagle-double-header voice singing the way to the target, through this machine, through this.

The foil shuddered and erupted into the sky, bobbling wildly. The target would not escape. It would eliminate this heretic!

Fly! Kill! Praise!

>>11736711
Record it so I may grow stronger.

(just as planned)

>> No.11736748

>>11736711
try to get them to drive away

and have him smash their car off the road with a 16 wheeler

>> No.11736756

>>11736718
They are literally MASTER DRIVERS AND PILOTS.

They are intelligent exactly how they need to be. They are masters of killing you in any way they can find out.

They can find you no matter what. They are the Emperor's wrath made manifest, and if you have an Eversor on your tail, pray that He will find it in His heart to turn your soul to ash, for the Eversor will not be so kind, if it be his orders.

>> No.11736783

WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

>> No.11736786

>>11736397

beta.

You dumb fuck.

Seriously.

When it gives me words in greek, I type out the names of the letters, and it accepts it.

Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.11736811

>>11736786

That's because it doesn't actually check those words.

>> No.11736812

>>11736786
>you dumb fuck
Read this:
>>11736405
It's right below it.

>> No.11736831

>>11736812

That's why when I get the greek incorrectly, it says I got the captcha wrong, right?

Oh, wait.

>> No.11736851

>>11736397
Just type what's on the screen. It's not that hard.

>> No.11736864

>> No.11736931

>>11736831
I get greek symbols and type jibberish, and it passes.

I don't believe you.

>> No.11736972

Counter.

>> No.11736975

OP's pic reminds me of a shitty RT game I tried to play on here with ppl on irc. It's why I will never again play with people from here or on irc.

>> No.11737069

Sister of Battle was here,
Assassins are sub-par servants of the Emperor.

>> No.11737154

>>11737069
>implying that the Emperor would want religious devotion over military power

remember, he made the space marines in his image, not the sisters of battle

>> No.11737158

>>11737154

Get the FUCK OFF OF /TG/ YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT.

He made the PRIMARCHS in His image.

>> No.11737202

>>11737158
I'm sorry, I forgot, but who were the Spaces Marines based on, genetically? I heard something about geneseed. I could be wrong, but...

>> No.11737207

>> No.11737213

>>11736831
>>11737158
>>11736786

My goodness, you are quite the little screaming baby on a bus. It is amazing you bother to even come to this board at all, what with your superior intellect and higher standards of music.

>> No.11737235

>> No.11737249

>>11737069

The Imperium the Emperor imagined had a distinct lack of religion in it. I'd go with Assassins as much more suited to his visions.

>> No.11737272

>>11737249
But no one REMEMBERS that.

>> No.11737284

>>11737272

Not exactly. . .

>> No.11737305

>>11737272
Plenty do, or at least figure it out on their own. That's what nearly all rogue ex-Imperial groups are, but the Inquisition classifies every rebel group as chaos cultists no matter what reason they left the Imperium.

>> No.11737327

>>11737305
The funny thing is that the Inquisition is controlled by Tzeentch.

>> No.11737422

>> No.11737426

>>11737213

I'm a fucking ANGRY MARINE, YOU COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I AM THE FUCKING CHAPTER LIASON TO THE FUCKING /TG/ BOARD, AND AS SUCH I TRY TO FUCKING KEEP A FUCKING LID ON IT YOU ASSMUNCH.

>> No.11737546

>>11737426
>angry marines r super cuul

>> No.11741264

I love how Eversors can tear through Space Marines like living, screaming cuisinarts

>> No.11741457

Sometimes even Eversors need some downtime

>> No.11741562

>>11737327

pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.11741587

Does anyone have copied the fapfic about the imperial citizen guy dating an eversor?

>> No.11742948

Wasn't there a huge kill team if Space Marines that went after The master assassin a High Lord of Terra. When they found him he had 100 Eversor assassins in wait, only one Space Marine survived long enough to kill the Master Assassin, before dying himself.

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