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>> No.11698473

Wrong fucking moment to piss me off, little rabbit girl. Now it's going to be YOUR anus. I hope you like watermelons, because you're about to have one inside you.

>> No.11698476

>>11698453

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!

brb need to write copypasta about drow chick getting slowly dissolved alive

>> No.11698478

I think you missed /a/. Don't worry, I make the same mistake all the time.

>> No.11698491

Seems like you missed /a/, old chap. Most of the people here don't have a waifu and frown upon this silly practice.

...right?

>> No.11698507

>>11698453
She is real.
And she probably would.

>> No.11698508

>>11698491
Not even dude, not even.

>> No.11698526

Now why would my waifu (pic related) ever "hang out" with anyone?
Ashgan's a cute plague-bringing shut-in, he never leaves the capitol :3

>> No.11698532

>>11698491
>Most of the people here don't have a waifu and frown upon this silly practice.

You'd think that. But you'd be wrong.

>> No.11698558

>>11698507
Why did I think that was Tina Fey

>> No.11698566

>>11698532

Speak for yourself. But no, I think he's right. And the people with waifus are a vocal minority. The rest may joke about it, but really.

>> No.11698583

>>11698526
I've been staring at that image for like 5 minutes, and I still don't have a fucking clue what I'm looking at.

>> No.11698585

>>11698491

Everyone has a waifu.

Even if they don't like anime. Even if they've never heard the word "waifu". Even if they have never heard of 4chan or moe culture or any of that.

Everybody has some character that somewhere inside they think "Man, I wish I could spend the rest of my life with them." Maybe sexually, maybe not.

Hell, half of the nerds out there probably wish the Doctor was their waifu.

>> No.11698592

Hell, even on /a/ waifus are mostly anonymous being ironic.

>> No.11698596

>>11698583
15:49
15:52

I'm gonna ostracize you for being wrong!
Just kiddin'. I think it's two skeletons holding each other. Very charred and burned, but they are still skeletons -- not imprints on the ground.

>> No.11698598

>>11698585

That would be one badass waifu.

>> No.11698603

>>11698583

It's like... two skeletons coming out of a heart, or something.

>> No.11698604

>>11698532
Note the "...right?" at the end.

>> No.11698608

>>11698583
A pair of undead siamese twins, with a fleshy mass as their legs.
Protips: the mass bulges and reveals eyes when he casts spells.
Disciples II's the game. Great creature design, do check it out.

>> No.11698614

>>11698508

>> No.11698615

>> No.11698628

>>11698614
You're right, she's not.
Doesn't stop the fantasies though.

>> No.11698635

>>11698614
>VaderDon'tYouTalkAboutMaiWaifu.jpg

>> No.11698646

>>11698615
Weeabro thread?

>> No.11698652

Sure is a great /tg/ thread!

>> No.11698661

>>11698635

>> No.11698666

>>11698614

>> No.11698667

>>11698614
>>11698615

Okay. It's a piece of paper, not your awesome 15th level barbarian with a +5 greatsword.

Now wut beotchez?! NOW WHAT?!

MUAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

>> No.11698668

Tewi, what are you doing browsing 4chan? I thought I told you to go get a sample of XX-#34596 from the stock room. I've been waiting for the last fifteen minutes.

>> No.11698679

Just out of curiosity, what's the opposite of 'waifu'? Husbando or something?

>> No.11698693

>>11698679

Think so.

>> No.11698696

>>11698679
Mai husbando.

>> No.11698698

So what is waifu? Fapmodel?

>> No.11698709

>>11698693
>>11698696
Huh. I thought it'd be more complicated than that.

>> No.11698712

Dammit, when I want to read these threads, I'll go to /a/.

Which I do.

Alot.

>> No.11698744

>>11698712

a lot is two words.

>> No.11698745

>>11698698
Jap-accented "wife." the --uu at the end is an exhalation.

>> No.11698763

>>11698668
Eeeeiirriiin! I shit myself again!

>> No.11698765

>>11698745
I get that, but what this term means? I thoght it is like fictional girl that you love or someting?

>> No.11698793

>>11698765
Waifu/Husbando are essentially fantasy partners, characters from a show or setting that are idealised and fawned over.

...

Picture related.

>> No.11698804

>>11698793
And for what reason?

>> No.11698805

>>11698765
Yes. In basic English a Waifu or Husbando is basically a fanboy/fangirl crush.

We all have one. Pic related.

>> No.11698819

>>11698793
You will never have your intestines chewed on lovingly by tyranids.

>> No.11698820

>>11698765

it's a little creepier than that

>> No.11698831

Dont look at me like that...

>> No.11698846

>>11698820
Everything in moderation dude. There is a point where it gets out of hand, and it looks like you've gone far past it.

>> No.11698861

>>11698804
Don't try thinking too hard about it. Most people will say "Character X is my waifu/husbando" as a joke or not too seriously.

The ones who mean it seriously are the same ones who say "3D Pig Disgusting" with a straight face, the ones who've given up on human interaction and retreated to a magical fantasy land where imaginary people are real and love them.

Or something like that. Just think of it as imaginary friends gone very wrong.

>> No.11698875

>>11698846

so ronery ;_;

>> No.11698885

>>11698804
No idea. For the same reasons that anyone can develop a fixation on anything, I supposed. Usually it's just a bit of harmless fanboy/girl-ing, but then you get individuals in which it's a genuine obsession, having entire rooms filled with memorabilia related to that character, and other such craziness.

>>11698819
>A lictor will never lovingly caress your face with his feeder tendrils
>Sadfrog.jpg

>> No.11698895

>>11698831
HEY, get off Fran, shes mine!

>> No.11698901

>>11698875

>> No.11698918

>>11698901
Luka would be a helluva mean parental unit.

>> No.11698922

>>11698861
>The ones who mean it seriously are the same ones who say "3D Pig Disgusting" with a straight face,

not always

>> No.11698924

Why have a waifu when you can have one of these?

>> No.11698983

>>11698805
See you're all wrong, this should be your waifu, except, she's my waifu

>> No.11699015

>>11698922
My bad, I've been spending too much time on /a/. In my head "waifu" means fictional person while that's more stalker-ish. I haven't given the definitions much thought though because it goes nowhere productive.

>> No.11699022

>>11698983

Your Waifu and my Waifu might be related.

>> No.11699063

>>11699022
Dem Glasses
Dat Accent
Holy SHIT! Dat leather.

And people wonder why I have a thing for meganekkos and uberwald accents... fucking GI Joe .

>> No.11699227

>>11698831
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
GOODAMMNIT COMMISSAR FORON!!!! GOODAMNIT!!!

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