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[ERROR] No.11681071 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Every day when I go to sleep I have to remind myself that my character isn't real, and that I will never meet my character or anyone like her in reality, and that I'll have to settle for something...less.

>> No.11681090

Stop being schizoid

>> No.11681120

8ut I am my character!

>> No.11681156

>>11681071
you play a female character? What are you... gay?


captcha: Judge binswing
i think i know the name of my next character

>> No.11681160

>he RPs as his waifu

you should find better things to do with your time

>> No.11681200

>>11681160
What if my character would want nothing to do with someone like me?

>> No.11681224

>>11681200
Make your self into someone they would

>> No.11681263

If your reach cannot exceed your grasp, then what's a Heaven for?

>> No.11681277

>>11681071

How about a game of PRETEND, op?

>> No.11681366

when I go to sleep my old characters and I play boardgames. They fucking suck at Clue but are beasts at Monopoly.

>>polish claming
wat?

>> No.11681391

Every day when I go to sleep, I have to remind my self that it wasnt real, it was just a game, THEY AREN'T BEHIND THE DOOR, THEY AREN'T COMING TO GET ME OH GOD WHY WONT THE DREAMS STOP, MAKE THEM STOP GM MAKE THEM STOP!

>> No.11681401

every day when I go to sleep I masturbate and pass out in blissful exhaustion

>> No.11681403

That's what happens when your character is a Touhou, OP

>> No.11681431

That's what happens when you play MOTHERFUCKING HONG MEILING, BITCHES.

>> No.11681464

Every day I go to sleep I remember that my medication makes it impossible to fall into REM sleep.

No dreams.

I can never see mai waifu again.

>> No.11681477

>>11681431
YOU GET THE FUCKING DRAGON. CAN YOU HANDLE THE DRAGON, OP? CAN YOU?

>> No.11681495

>> No.11681508

>>11681477
No. You cannot.

A motherfucking knife-spamming time-stopping gender-swapped Dio Brando couldn't handle the fucking dragon and neither can you.

>> No.11681518

>>11681495

>> No.11681537

>>11681518

>> No.11681539

>>11681508
Too bad your dragon can't handle mai waifu's army!

>> No.11681552

Every day when I go to sleep I am overcome with the crippling fear of death.

>> No.11681554

>>11681537

>> No.11681555

>>11681495
>>11681518
>>11681537
Hong Meiling is nobody's wife. She is the motherfucking dragon. Remember that, bitches.

>> No.11681560

>>11681537

>> No.11681563

>>11681554

>> No.11681564

>>11681539
Your puny dolls are made of wood.

Wood burns.

>> No.11681567

>>11681508
That's right. The Motherfucking Dragon made Ms. Stabsalot her personal bitch.

>> No.11681568

>>11681563

>> No.11681584

>>11681564
You'll run out of fire before I run out of dolls!

>> No.11681590

>>11681567

>> No.11681594

>>11681568

>> No.11681606

>>11681584
Not if I burn down the forest first.

>> No.11681607

>>11681594

>> No.11681611

>>11681539
Still playing with dolls, eh? The Motherfucking Dragon plays with people's spines.

>> No.11681612

>>11681477
THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON!

>> No.11681627

>>11681606
I'll use ceramics!

>> No.11681628

>> No.11681635

>>11681594

Epic chain is so epic. Even if it is Samefag

OH SHIT! I almost forgot to sage.

>> No.11681639

>>11681590
>>11681567
Fuck yeah.

>> No.11681656

>>11681635
No, there's at least two fags. See the difference in the filenames?

>> No.11681664

>>11681627
That's cool. The Dragon's got enough fist to go around for everybody.

>> No.11681665

>>11681627
You need fire for ceramic.

Oh hey, we can totally make an army of porcelain dolls.

Call Nitori and see if she can make some really tiny rockets. I just had the BEST idea EVER.

>> No.11681679

>>11681665
Oh, I like where this is going! Truce for rocket doll army?

>> No.11681682

>>11681607

>> No.11681691

>>11681477
YOU HEARD IT BOYS AND GIRLS? SHE'S A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON AND DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE.

>> No.11681692

>>11681682
IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE CAN! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11681700

>>11681679
Fuck yeah, now all we need is someone with a lot of clay, a lot of really tiny little fireworks, and a seamstress.

>> No.11681705

>>11681692

>> No.11681781

What's all the noise in here? Have we found the rebel base yet?

What ARE you people doing?!! Get down off of there!

>> No.11681796

>waifu

>> No.11681806

>>11681700

Who dis?

>> No.11681836

>>11681691
Hell yeah the Motherfucking Dragon takes shit from no one. And she's stronger than you!

>> No.11681860

Oh boy, a dragon thread.

>> No.11681919

>>11681806
Hong Meiling, also known as "China," also known as "Kurenai Misuzu."

She's a touhou.

>> No.11681920

>> No.11681973

>>11681806

Her name is Hong Meiling and as stated she is a Motherfucking Dragon.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Hong_Meiling

>> No.11682029

>> No.11682061

You are a terrible gateguard. You can't even stop the Black and White.

Get back in your box.

>> No.11682082

>> No.11682116

At least you HAVE a character, buttmunch. I'm always the DM/GM, I never even get to have a character I can truly call my own or project my nerdy escapist fantasies on!

And that while I could use it so badly too.

>> No.11682132

>>11682116

Flood the world with DMPCs until they get the picture.

>was augolfs

>> No.11682142

>>11682061
Shut up Aya. Shouldn't you be having sex with men for money right about now?

>> No.11682156

>>11682132
Sorry man, but my DMing alignment is Chaotic Good. Even the thought of a DMPC makes me ill.

I'll just continue brainstorming for the Mafia/Bootlegging setting that no one will play. Maybe if I mix it with a fantasy setting...

>> No.11682188

>>11682156
>Chaotic Good
>DMPC
Make her Midori. Chaotic motherfucking AWESOME, but never stupidly overpowered or God Mode HAX. Mostly there to do awesome things for comic relief, attempt to slaps some sense into stupid people, and promote lesbian undertones.

>> No.11682200

>>11682188
...I have NO idea who that is.

>> No.11682255

>>11682061
Because if the Dragon were to really stop that klepto witch she would do the job properly by tearing her to tiny little pieces and scattering them so far and wide that pieces would fall of out Yukari's gaps.

And apparently death is no-go around there so she'll be nice and not do that.

>> No.11682315

>>11682200
Mai Hime/Otome.
Pic related, it's Lawful Stupid from the series.

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