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11616055 No.11616055 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You are an adventurer traveling through a small rural village.

In the village's market there are two elven slave-girls for sale. Upon inquiring about the pair you are told that they are intact mother and daughter.

Can you in good conscience allow these to be sold into continued bondage?

>> No.11616078

I for one enjoyed the small time we were without these kinds of threads.

>> No.11616096

JUST GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL, GODDAMMIT. I WANT TO TALK.

>> No.11616100
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I would have the urge to set everything on fire, but maybe that's just the power armor talking.

>> No.11616102

Of course not.

Buy them both, and ransom them back to their village to make a profit, and keep them from horny nobles.

CHAOTIC GOOD!

>> No.11616104
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11616104

I want the janitor back. Seriously.

>> No.11616115

>I for one enjoyed the small time we were without these kinds of threads.
I for one enjoyed the small time we were without your bitching.

>> No.11616125

I buy them and rape them both repeatedly :3

>> No.11616133

I buy them for myself, of course.

>> No.11616140

>>11616102
Buy them, and "adopt" them as family, in hopes of giving them a normalish safeish life..

NEUTRAL GOOD! (?)

>> No.11616146

>>11616055
Buy them.
Make them both my cock loving Sex slaves.
Because...that's what humans do...right?...Love sex...
Now; what's sex...
I don't even have the right parts for it do I?
Fuck.

NG, Exile Modron, Naive as fuck and gullible as a new born baby; trying to become human.

>> No.11616157

>>11616115
...seriously?

Why do you enjoy these threads?

>>11616140
>>11616133
>>11616102
I mean, look at that. Not exactly quality content, is it?

>> No.11616161
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Still in power armor.
Still want to set everything on fire.

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>>11616100
You know what time it is!

>> No.11616175

>>11616161
>still a modfag bumping a shitty thread just to "prove" we need mods
0/10

>> No.11616180

>>11616161
>>11616100
That's nice son but we're discussing raping elves so you'll have to take your power armour elsewhere

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power armor edition!

>> No.11616187

I buy them both, then after I leave the pisshole I bought them from I marry the mother and adopt the child. This of course means I have a wife that is not only hot but also can quite literally be my sex slave in bed.

>> No.11616188

It's like two or three fags posting in this thread over and over.

What is wrong with you fuckers.

>> No.11616200

>>11616157
>...seriously?

>Why do you enjoy these threads?
I said no such thing.

>> No.11616204

I buy them both and have it put in my will that they should be manumitted after my death.

I assume that since they're elves they'll have a lot of life to look forward too after I'm dead.

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>> No.11616218

>>11616157
I'm not 115, however, I'd say stuff like morality discussions in a /tg/ related context are fine so long as it does not get out of hand.

Of course, another thing to consider is that lots believe in the "ignore it and move on" concept here.

>> No.11616225

Inquire as to pricing. Upon hearing a price, refrain from purchasing them on the grounds that the price is not reasonable. Unless it's like, five bucks or something, in which case I'd go for it.

>> No.11616228
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This is now a Battletech thread instead of yet another sex slave fantasy thread.

>> No.11616235

>>11616055
Buy the elves.

Eat for a week! MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYZ!

>> No.11616242

>>11616218
>I'm not 115, however, I'd say stuff like morality discussions in a /tg/ related context are fine so long as it does not get out of hand.
But it's the SAME FUCKING THREAD we have EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's just the same people posting "lol I rape them" "lol I set them free", etc.

there is NO redeeming value to this thread.

And yet, a small handful of fags will bump it over and over EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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>> No.11616256

>>11616228
>this is now me bumping a shitty endlessrepost
>I'm a retard
>please rape my eye sockets

>> No.11616262

>>11616102

Psh, that's True Neutral at best because you're still upholding a law that isn't good even if it is culturally accepted for your own gains. Not Chaotic, Not Good.

What I would do... I would incite any outraged villagers, arm them, and sack the town from the inside out, looting noblemen's houses who've grown fat off the slave trade, looting all their stuff in the process and giving it to the workers who deserve it more, then I position myself as leader of the revolution and sweep the country in an orgy of blood, looting and proletariat rage.

Lawful Bolshevik!

Because if the GM is going to put his fetishes into the game I'm going to put in my political ideals.

>> No.11616263

I buy them and set them free.

I'm an unabashed moralfag, what can I say?

>> No.11616273

>>11616187
In most cultures, a slave can not be married, thus you would need to free her to marry her. Otherwise, the most you could do would be make her your concubine, which honestly sounds more like what you want anyway.

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>> No.11616288

>>11616263
You can explain why you bothered to post that at all.

>> No.11616290

>>11616055
Puchase both, offer to bring them back to any home they want to return to. If they don't have somewhere to go home to, they can travel with me, be guaranteed freedom, and given food and clothing to shelter them on our travels until they either find a place to settle down or, should they wish it, decide to join me in the occupation of adventuring.

>> No.11616298

I'd set them on fire. Fucking Xenos.

>> No.11616299

>>11616242
Okay. Fair enough. But is it necessary to shit on their fun or whatever to set things right?

Just report and hide.

>> No.11616309

>>11616283
"So, uh...where we headed?"

>> No.11616320

>>11616262
>Psh, that's True Neutral at best because you're still upholding a law that isn't good even if it is culturally accepted for your own gains. Not Chaotic, Not Good.
Chaotic does not mean one must abolish every law. Good does not mean one must destroy everything that conflicts with his own personal ideals.

>> No.11616325

>implying a neckbeard would pass up a chance for enslaved elven wincest.

>> No.11616331
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>>11616309
The hell if i know......just enjoy the ride

>> No.11616346

>>11616299
I'm losing slots of the front page just because a handful of retards feel the need to have THE SAME WORTHLESS THREAD EVERY DAY.

EVERY SINGLE DAY.

EVERY.

FUCKING.

DAY.

OVER AND OVER.

What is WRONG with you guys?

>> No.11616349

>>11616325
>implying everyone is neckbears

>> No.11616351

Challenge the seller to a contest of some sort, when I win, free only the daughter. Take the daughter with me to train her as my apprentice until she inevitably grows rebellious as superior warned. When she betrays me at the end, I steal her two children and raise them away from her, molding them to be the perfect tools for her demise.

>> No.11616359

>>11616325
This neckbeard would. The only good panzee, is a dead panzee. And the only thing better than a dead panzee, is a dying one that tells you where to find her friends.

>> No.11616374

>>11616346
Hey, a moralfag thread is still better than a 40k thread. And we have a shit-ton of 40k threads.

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>>11616055
I ask the slave trader is he is interested in a swap.

>> No.11616377

>>11616320

I was about to attempt to verbally crucify you but then I read the original chaotic good post again.

I thought it said "Keep them FOR horny nobles". Freud wants to have a talk with me now.

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>>11616256
>Doesn't know how to hide threads.
Truly amazing.

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I'm not even complaining either way....

but as far as I'm seeing, I've got an elf-tits and Battletech thread fused into one...

I'm happier than a pig in shit right now, honestly.

>> No.11616403

>>11616381
>1/3 of front page hidden
>/tg/ is shit

>> No.11616405

lawful good: kill the scumbag slavers and free the slaves, leaving them to take what's left of the slavers to survive
Neutral Good: kill the scumbag slavers and free the slaves, keeping the gold to yourself
Chaotic Good: kill the scumbag slavers and free the slaves.

Lawful Neutral: Buy and release as many slaves as you can, or just threaten the slavers
True Neutral: who cares? keep walking
Chaotic Neutral: kill the obviously evil slavers and take everything you can

Lawful Evil: threaten the slavers into giving you their shit as tribute, or at least cut a slice of the action from slave trade
Neutral Evil: buy a couple pack mules and sell them later
Chaotic Evil: kill all the slavers, then all the slaves, then take everything

Anything else and you're a faggot who's missing the point. Two elves for sale? More like 40 slaves for sale. The focus is that there's lives being sold here, not that there's specifically a mother and daughter being sold.

Yes I know this is a troll thread but I'm reposting this every goddamn time I see this thread.

>> No.11616409

>>11616346
We are all the neckbear

>>11616349
See above. /tg/ is not a place for those who are not, at least in the metaphorical sense, neckbears. Those who lack literal neckbeards can be tolerated, of course.

>> No.11616415

If I have enough cash, I'll buy them. Wait ... how well guarded are they? Maybe I could just trash slavers and save myself both cash and trouble.
Anyway, after that we get away from city and once we are safe distance I investigate them about what they are and where are they from. We didn't meet any intelligent race other than humans yet.
Finally, I either set them free ... or recruit as crew to our ship. And get hammered before we set sail again. "No booze while at sea" is shitty rule, but captain has to be obeyed.

Chaotic good sailor.

>> No.11616434

>>11616273
Like I said, get them out of the pisshole of a village first. If I'm an adventurer I've probably been to cultures that wouldnt honor her slavery and would allow the mariage. Then just to spite the damn vilagers, return with my family in tow. Besides they'd probably assume that I bought her freedom or they forgot completely that they were slaves...and the captcha is fuckin creepy

>> No.11616436

>>11616346
People, especially folks on this side of the internet, can be stupid at times.

I'll say it one last time for you.

Report it if it's against rules, and hide.

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>>11616399
Thank you good sir, I too am totally happy cuz you gave me a pic i dont have here have one in return

>> No.11616461

>>11616436
how I hide threads

>> No.11616463

>>11616405
Well shit, looks like I'm taking a lawful good course of action.

Which is odd, because usually I'm CN.

>> No.11616468

>>11616381
You can't hide threads without downloading a browser applet, in case you've forgotten.

And, in my case, I was very apprehensive in downloading browser applets, especially one from 4chan. I immediately assumed that besides all the slowdowns found with programs like Google Bar and Yahoo bar, it would also just be blatant proof of my browsing the site, namely to people at university that would look down on me for doing so.

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Do you want the janitor back? No? Then for fuck's sake STOP SPAMMING THESE GOD-DAMNED THREADS.

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I'm wondering how we can work battletech into the slave thing. Can a clanner take one of them as bondsman if they conquered the city?

>> No.11616487

>>11616444
I can't help but notice that you were saging the gay naruto porn thread over and over

but you're bumping this one.

>> No.11616495

Mailing moot now, we need that janitor back.

>> No.11616501

>>11616405
>lawful good: kill the scumbag slavers and free the slaves, leaving them to take what's left of the slavers to survive
>it is lawful to kill honest businessmen

>Lawful Neutral: Buy and release as many slaves as you can, or just threaten the slavers
>releasing slaves is not good

>Chaotic Neutral: kill the obviously evil slavers and take everything you can
>Neutral people care about abstract morality

>Chaotic Evil: kill all the slavers, then all the slaves, then take everything
>Chaotic Evil people destroy resources for no reason

>Yes I know this is a troll thread but I'm reposting this every goddamn time I see this thread.
So in other words, you're trying to fit in?

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>>11616409
WE ARE ALL THE NECKBEAR

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>>11616487
different strokes for different folks..........i saged that thread cuz it deserved to be saged.......gay porn dumps honestly.....this thread on the other hand i would just pass by without giving a damn, but i saw a lil salamander that could, and he needed a hand

>> No.11616549

>>11616436
>one last time
OH NOES, HE GON' GIT ME!
And if hide+report had any effect on anything, these threads - and their poster - would be long gone.

>>11616468
It doesn't slow anything down that I've noticed. But it would let other people know that you go here.

>> No.11616551

Fuck it.
We're doing as Quest; PALADIN QUEST!
We play a young, Rich Paladin, living in a LE world where Paladins have been wiped out who became a Paladin through reading old books on Heroes and sheer willpower, wandering the earth, trying to right wrongs and be just in an injust world.
Major themes involve slavery, Lawful against Good and the difference one man can make.
Let's fucking do this Shit!

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>>11616485
Marian Hegemony, Bandit Kingdoms, and other periphery.

>> No.11616566

>>11616501

Lawful Evil: Buy the pair, add them to my growing collection of elven ninja maids guarding my doom fortress. You'd be surprised what levels of loyalty a little spending money and not raping them can inspire.

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>> No.11616571

Buy them and rape them
Rinse and Repeat

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>>11616495
>>11616495
>>11616495
>>11616495
>BAWWWWW THIS IS MY BOARD GO AWAY BAWWWWWW
this is not your Board mate what made you think you can tell everybody what to do?

>> No.11616605

>>11616468
You're... afraid of browser applets? You want one that won't fuck you over? I'll assume you're using Firefox.

Step 1) get Greasemonkey

Step 2) get these scripts
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/51412
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/48538
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/38840

Step 3) You may have to go to "Manage user scripts" and modify the "included pages" to get it to work right, but it's pretty easy to do.

Step 4) Browse 4chan.

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ITT : Poweless sad little neckbeards who dream of revenge on the women who scorn them

>intact mother

I ROFLED

>> No.11616621

lawful good: Buy the slaves you can be sure don't deserve it (not all systems of slavery are the ones the USA/CSA had in place), set them free and help them start up their new life.

Neutral Good: Buy the slaves or free them by force depending on what's more convenient Unless they're convicts or something.

Chaotic Good: kill the scumbag slavers and free the slaves. Or just steal the slaves. Maybe take the gold too. No time to figure out any extenuating circumstances.

Lawful Neutral: Buy them if you need slaves, but treat them well. otherwise who gives a fuck.

True Neutral: Buy them if you need slaves, but treat them well. otherwise who gives a fuck.

Chaotic Neutral: Buy them if you need slaves, but treat them well. otherwise who gives a fuck.

Lawful Evil: Get in on the action. Or put a lean on the business. Or buy some slaves to do your shitwork. Generally act like the mafia.

Neutral Evil: Your army of darkness could use a few more slaves. Buy 'em. Or take 'em if you don't feel like paying. Whatever.

Chaotic Evil: Steal the slaves and use them for your evil purposes. Or kill the slaves or slavers or both, depending on who pisses you off.

>> No.11616626

rolled 6 = 6

>>11616605
I'm not going to install an inferior browser just so I can hide threads

>> No.11616630

>>11616551
I'm going to run this in the morning now.

>> No.11616635

>>11616605
Yeah, get blinders to ignore shit that would be deleted if we had a janitor.

>> No.11616644

>>11616626
>inferior
You meen googlol chrOOOAAAARGH? Sorry, have to throw up at that word.

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>>11616549
Granted, I've already got the app. It's not terribly useful, though. First time I got it, I tried hiding all the threads I didn't like on /tg/...

...there were only two threads left.

>> No.11616654

>>11616621

Why would chaotic evil kill the slaves without "utilizing" them first. Or even after.

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>>11616605
>save as 4chan.hte
>shit bricks

you might as well be saying that, to be quite honest.

Greasemonkey sounds like coder's software, not something a casual computer user deals with.

Not to say I'm illiterate, but the extent of my coding knowledge has been some now-forgotten pascal and notepad HTML.

l337H4Xing my browser isn't on the menu.

>> No.11616729

>>11616055

I ignore them, as a Warforged i have no concerns over what happens to these meatbags

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>> No.11616775

>>11616549
>REPORT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE TOLD ME SO, SO I DON'T HAVE TO REPORT ANYTHING, EVER. ALSO, WHY SHOULD I HIDE WHAT I DON'T LIKE WHEN I CAN PISS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S CHEERIOS?

You are the worst type of poster there is. Seriously. There is no one on the internet more aggravating to deal with than someone who is so self righteous he not only insists on shitting on other people's threads, but not even doing anything about threads he doesn't like BESIDES going into them and shitting in them

It's amazing. 4chan is the one fucking forum on the internet where you can easily filter content you don't like, and you still have fucking manchildren like you begging for someone to shield your virgin eyes from what you hate because you just can't ignore it. You are pathetic

>> No.11616793

>>11616187

This. The husband was most that likely killed, so marrying the mother would give better chances for the child to have a happy life. Also, delicious elf wife

>> No.11616813

>>11616775
>BAWWW, I JUST WANT TO SHIT UP THE BOARD WITH ELFSLAVEWATDO THREAD #9112383, WHY ARE PEOPLE SHITTING UP MY SHIT THREAD WITH SAGES
You are fucking pathetic.

Everyone responding to OP is utterly pathetic and should kill themselves.

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>>11616468
Over the course of maybe two years, I went from
Firefox
Internet Explorer
Chrome
SRWare Iron (based on Chrome, no privacy issues)
Firefox 4 beta
Firefox 3.6

I realized that most of the problems I had with Firefox years ago were fixed, and a handful of addons could get it working exactly desired.


>>11616706
Er... I'll admit that I may be playing with forces I don't entirely understand. The worst experience I've had with it so far was a thread updater with a memory leak that caused everything to slow the fuck down after a while. I found a better one which is included in those links.

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>>11616813
Guess what fag? It doesn't work that way.

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mixing (milking) it up with delicious elf tits

>> No.11616862

>>11616813

>CLICKING THE "HIDE THREAD" BUTTON IS SO HARD, WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST CONFORM TO MY WHIMS INSTEAD

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>>11616849

It does.

And you're pathetic.

>> No.11616867

I ask how much they cost.

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>> No.11616873

>>11616055
Buy them both.

First things first, give them both a bath and a set of decent clothes. Then, I'll give them both a choice.

They can work for me in taking care of my house and running errands for me, in which case I'll pay them a salary and give them a bed and a roof over their heads. They'll have plenty of food to eat, but they will have to cook it, both for themselves and me.

Or, I can take their chains off and bid them good luck, in which case they're on their own.

Or, if I've got the firepower, kill the slavers, free their entire stock. Start slave rebellions across the country. Become remembered as a war hero once they win their independence.

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>> No.11616877

Since I'm a paladin who's honorbound to help those in need, and since I have a considerable amount of gold at my disposal, I'd just buy them and release them from bondage.

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>>11616849

>> No.11616907
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Sup tg lets have a board game thread. Monopoly is the SHIT. pic related. Hit up that dark blue pop pop nigga pop pop

>> No.11616922

>>11616862
>I WANT TO SHIT UP THE BOARD AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>LOL ENJOY YOUR 5 HIDDEN THREADS FAG

After 100 of these threads, there is nothing left to post about. We know half of you want to rape elves. We know half of you want to set them free. How can this POSSIBLY be interesting when you post it EVERY DAY?

>> No.11616962

>>11616922

Blurbed the self righteous newfag, still posting in a thread he hates instead of hiding it like any non-manchild would do

Y'know, fuck it, I was posting with noko+sage, but now I wish to actively annoy you. Bumpan gaems

>> No.11616975

You guys are such moralfags. if i'm spending my hard earned jew golds on slaves i'm not just gonna turn around and free them. The most moralfagging i might do is treat them somewhat normal but not too normal to the point where they forget their place.

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>> No.11616984

>>11616962
>you're annoyed that the same EXACT worthless thread gets the same EXACT worthless replies for months on end
>you must be new here.
>also, I'm going to make /tg/ worse because I don't like that you don't like something.

>> No.11616985
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>> No.11616994

What would ~I~ do?

I would purchase them, and give them a taste of freedom, I would dress them, and get them fed and healthy. I would let them see what life would be like as a free person . . . and each time they even hint at defying me, I would be sure that the other one pays the price. My property would learn that I am a linient master . . . when I am pleased.

Over time, they would be shown how best to please me, and how benevolent I can be- never releasing them until my death.

>> No.11617005

>>11616984
>I'm a valiant internet-knight on a crusade to purge the world of evil!

Yeah, no. Bump

>> No.11617016
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Ran out of power armor pictures.
Switching to elf tits.

>> No.11617032
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>> No.11617045
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Real infantry is best infantry. Even if youre a wobbie

>> No.11617056

>>11616055

I get mad. Very mad. I mad.

I draw steel and cut everyone around me down.

>> No.11617059

>>11616055
same fucking thread, every goddamn day.

>> No.11617083

I honestly don't see the appeal of these threads. We do have them often, and they get posted in, so they're obviously popular. Could one of the people who enjoys the explain why?

>> No.11617084

Faggots, all of you.

>> No.11617091

I'm not against this thread in principle, but come on, every day? Really? Is there that much lack of creativity? What hasn't already been said on this subject hundreds of times?

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>> No.11617125

>>11617083
The world may never know.

(Also, if you're not saging, please do.)

>> No.11617126

>>11617091

I know. How many ways could there possibly be to write a fucking Gor-type rape scenario? Jeez.

>> No.11617150

>>11617091
I AM against this thread in principle. This stuff is offensively pathetic. And board inappropriate.

>> No.11617160

>>11617125
I don't want to make it seem like I'm sagebombing the thread. I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.11617168

>>11617045
>>11617059
>>11617084

Bumping for every sage until you manchildren learn to just hide what you don't like and move on with your fucking lives

>> No.11617180

>>11617168
Saging for every bump until you manchildren learn to just hide what you don't like and move on with your fucking lives

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>>11617160
>>11617150
>>11617125

Oh yeah, and I guess I may as well contribute if I'm going to bump

>> No.11617193

>>11617168
<HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPLRRRT SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP SHITBUMP

>> No.11617202

>>11617180
That doesn't make any sense.

>> No.11617217

>>11617168
You're not even shitting up the board with content you enjoy. You're just shitting it up because it makes people who care about board quality mad.

Great.

>> No.11617225

this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.

this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.

this thread is pathetic.
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this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.

this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.

this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.
this thread is pathetic.

>> No.11617234

>>11617202
True, but nor does bumping every single thread about elf rape in order to spite the people who are sick of seeing the same shit every day.

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>> No.11617258

Buy them.
Effectively 'release' them, but only after ensuring they are fed, clothed, taken care of up till the point they can go back to their own people.

Accompany them back to said people if necessary.

>> No.11617261

ITT trolls trolling trolls

Stay classy /tg/

>> No.11617277

>>11617234
>True, but nor does bumping every single thread about elf rape in order to spite the people who are sick of seeing the same shit every day.
I'm not that poster, but it actually makes fine sense. Is it the right thing to do is another question entirely.

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>>11617180

>He thinks saging when other people are explicitly bumping does anything

Wow dude, I suspected you were a newfag and all, but goddamn

>> No.11617287

So could someone actually explain why they enjoy these threads?

>>11617258
How about you? You just posted.

>> No.11617305

>>11617285
Spammers deliberately shitting up the board to celebrate their victory.

>> No.11617310

sage

>> No.11617325

>>11617310

Hey, look, a redundant post!

Sage doesn't work how you think.

>> No.11617331

It seems like theres a lotta newfags in here. To explain to any of y'all the appeal of this kind of thread is the ROLEPLAY aspect of /tg/, we like answering these watdo threads cuz its, to a point, fun.

>> No.11617351

>>11617286
>HURR DURR E-PEEN
I've seen a thread go under with fifty legitimate posts and two hundred sages (back before the latest bump limit increase). Don't believe me? Another few dozen posts, and we'll have empirical evidence.

>> No.11617352

>>11617287

Actually, I don't even particularly enjoy them. They're nice for fap material I guess, but honestly I just ignore them most of the time

This particular one got under my skin because DURRHURR STOP POSTING THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE faggots have been coming out of the woodwork like a fucking termite infestation ever since that shitty janitor got his ass canned

>> No.11617355

The moment the janitor god is taken from us, THIS FUCKING SHIT COMES BACK.

>> No.11617365

>>11617351
>I've seen a thread go under with fifty legitimate posts


I've seen a few things in my time, pull up a chair and i'll tell ya a tale lad.
Why have you given me the image of a scarred, elderly fisherman.

>> No.11617399

>>11617352
I think it's just that people are sick of seeing this thread because it gets reposted so much. I see variants of it every other day or so and I'm not even on very much!

>>11617331
>here. To explain to any of y'all the appeal of this kind of thread is the ROLEPLAY aspect of /tg/
I can understand that roleplaying is fun, which is why the "Ms. goat" threads for example are successful. But there really isn't much roleplaying here--there's a handful of answers (ranging from "rape!" to "give them money and let them go!"), each posted by dozens of people, every time.

Even if that's entertaining once, how can it be entertaining the second time? The third? The fifth?

>we like answering these watdo threads cuz its, to a point, fun.
But why? After five, ten posts, all the real answers have been given. And then in another couple of days you have the same thread. How does it stay entertaining?

I can understand the appeal of discussing some anime or video games in /tg/, I can understand the appeal of /tg/-related porn, I can undersand edition wars, but these threads? I just don't get it.

How is it fun?

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>> No.11617426

>>11617351

And yet the lesson we can all take from this is that the same thread could have died with fifty legitimate posts and ZERO sages

See, newfag, your problem is you think you're accomplishing anything by saging. You think you're "sticking it to the man" or whatever stupid rebellious shit your adolescent mind justifies it with

You're not. You're literally just heaping attention on a thread that would ordinarily not go past 60 posts and die within an hour or so due to disinterest resulting in it getting bumped far more than it ordinarily would have

But now your precious little internet-ego is hurt and you've gotta prove what a big manly man you are by saging as if it's doing a goddamn thing other than wasting your own time

That is why you're such a retard, and that is why you are obviously a newfag

>> No.11617431

>>11617399
>But why? After five, ten posts, all the real answers have been given.
Every possibly comical answer after ten posts. I thinks not.
>And then in another couple of days you have the same thread.
Different situation, different posters, different answers.

>> No.11617461

>>11617431
>Every possibly comical answer after ten posts. I thinks not.
I see only a handful of comical answers. The vast majority are some variant of "buy them and have sex with them" or "buy them and set them free."

>Different situation, different posters,
But it's always a very similar situation, and many of the same posters judging by the posts.
I mean, one elf slave girl vs. two isn't exactly a significant difference.

>> No.11617482

Op you are a colossal faggot

i admit i wouldnt mind a thread like this once in a while, but not 5 times a goddamned day.

>> No.11617498

>i admit i wouldnt mind a thread like this once in a while
Why not?

>> No.11617499

This thread proves that we need a janitor. Sage with quote of this post if you agree.

>> No.11617510

>>11617399
well the reason its reposted so much is that its obviously popular. I remember once there was a series of threads of (post premise of a hentai) and then have people go all judge dredd on it trying to judge as many people involved in the plot and various acts as possible.

>> No.11617513

>>11617499

>> No.11617527

>>11617498

Hey it is something different and good for a goof but not every day and definitely not multiple times a day.

>> No.11617528

>>11617499

>Same angry sagefag pissed that people are calling him a newfag

Bump~

>> No.11617537

pan seared foi gras
Roleplaying is bad
Making Rance in my game
>>>>>>She's gonna get raped/enslaved/sexual situation what do
This is what elf/orc/race X looks like
Gay/girl/nigger in my game
3.5 vrs 4e
Why is /tg/ _____________
Athiests/Christinas/Moralfags/Amoralfag/Evolutionist/Creationist
How do I make anthro not furry
Why does /tg/ hate/not have a grlfriend/other picture of similar nature
You'll never _________________
memepictures (japanese bird cooking spaghetti/foi gras/tier lists/etc)

>> No.11617542

>>11617499
>>11617499

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>>11617513
>>11617499

>22:32
>22:33

Could you be ANY more obvious, newfag?

>> No.11617546

>>11617499

>> No.11617548

I send an email to moot politely asking that the janitor be re-hired

>> No.11617564

>>11617548
>>11617499

>> No.11617573

>>11617426
>>11617544
>newfag
Cool story bro.

>> No.11617590

>>11617544

And now 22:34

Oh god, can't stop laughing

>> No.11617595

>>11616922
>How can this POSSIBLY be interesting when you post it EVERY DAY?

We don't exist for your entertainment.

>> No.11617596

>>11617528
You'd like to think that.

>> No.11617597
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I'm amazed at how many people don't know what sage does. Read the goddamn FAQ.

>> No.11617617

>>11617499

>> No.11617621

>>11617548

THAT will NEVER happen. We don't need a faggot like that deleting shit left and right. we don't need someone who will delete shit that he doesn't like even if it is /tg related.

>> No.11617624

>>11617597
It does exactly one thing: the post doesn't bump the thread. Since no one with any semblance of intelligence would want to bump this thread, I sage.

>> No.11617647
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pan seared foi gras
Roleplaying is bad
Making Rance in my game
>>>>>>She's gonna get raped/enslaved/sexual situation what do
This is what elf/orc/race X looks like
Gay/girl/nigger in my game
3.5 vrs 4e
Why is /tg/ _____________
Athiests/Christinas/Moralfags/Amoralfag/Evolutionist/Creationist
How do I make anthro not furry
Why does /tg/ hate/not have a grlfriend/other picture of similar nature
You'll never _________________
memepictures (japanese bird cooking spaghetti/foi gras/tier lists/etc)

>> No.11617648
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>My face when the same angry sagefag still can't just hide the thread

Don't worry man, people won't think less of you for walking away from the thread when someone called you out on massive samefagging on the internet

>> No.11617649

>>11617624
Also counts against the post count, so at 300, sage or no sage, it will stop bumping.

>> No.11617652

>>11617621
I agree with you that we don't need *that* particular janitor, since he was apparently a faggot. But can you honestly argue that /tg/ needs no cleaning whatsoever?

>> No.11617676

>>11617499
Seconded.

>>11617648
>>11617621
All posts within 1 minute are samefag so you are Pathfinder Guy.

>> No.11617683

>>11617652
No. In the light of this thread, it's impossible to deny that /tg/ needs a major cleanup.

>> No.11617684

>>11617548
doing that will do you no good. Moot got rid of him for a reason.

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>>11617648
One post closer to autosage.

>> No.11617699

>>11617649

Though this is true, if you just spent an hour or more of your life sagebombing a thread that could've easily died due to simple lack of attention if some sagefag's stupid ass wasn't dicking around in it and getting people (such as myself) to bump the thread just to annoy him, resulting in the thread living much longer than it ordinarily would have, who really came out ahead her?

[spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/] The answer is "the trolls," in case you're bad at pop quizzes [/spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]

>> No.11617700

>>11617648
>sagefag
>[singular]
There are at least two of us. Might very well be ONLY the two of us, but the point is that you need to get your facts straight.

>> No.11617724

>>11617684
And the reason was a mailbombing campaign organized by OP and his spamming ilk. moot doesn't surf /tg/ on a daily basis and is dependent on other people's observations, so he's suspectible to lies.

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>>11617624
You want to know a better way to not bump? Don't post a reply at all. Find another thread to busy yourself with. Using sage in an active thread effectively does nothing because someone will follow up your sage with a regular post. I mainly use it to avoid bumping a dying thread.

>> No.11617746

>>11617699
>a thread that could've easily died due to simple lack of attention

This is what shitposters actually believe. Well, not really. But they feel the need to say it.

>> No.11617755

>>11617741
Stop shitposting.

>> No.11617760

>>11617700

No one cares, sagefag, least of all me

Keep posting though, manchild, it's way easier than just hiding the thread and avoiding this entire shit storm, trust me

>> No.11617777

>>11616055

>> No.11617780

>>11617760
Stop shitposting.

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>>11617760
>shitposter calling other people manchild

>> No.11617807

>>11617746

This thread would've died by now if it wasn't for you continuing to heap attention on it by pissing around in it. Fact

But hey man, keep telling yourself how important your noble struggles against the evil internet trolls are the one thing keeping /tg/ from becoming a festering shit pile of an internet board. All manchildren need some illusions to maintain their self worth, this one might as well be yours!

It's far better than having to come to terms with the fact that you're part of the problem, isn't it?

>> No.11617817

>>11617807
It would've died by now if you didn't value annoying people over the internet more than you did /tg/'s quality.

>> No.11617822

>>11617807
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
Keep them doggies trollin'
RAWHIDE!

>> No.11617823

>>11617807
Stop shitposting.

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Resume Battletech thread?

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Oh, the /v/irgin tween is back!
Here's a picture of your pal REGGINATOR for you!

>> No.11617847

>>11617825
Stop shitposting.

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>>11617825
since you asked so kindly

>> No.11617870

>>11617817
>>11617822

Sorry dudes, I already posted the rules. One bump for all the sages

Shame you guys value /tg/'s quality less than your own egos, huh?

[spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/] See how easy that is to turn around? [/spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]

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>> No.11617875

You know, I'm just tired of the bullshit posters in general. Be it here on /tg/ (apparently after overzealous janitor), /h/, or /d/.

>> No.11617876

*yawn*

>> No.11617877

My current CN guerrilla/alchemist neckbeard would probably either buy them and take them into his custody for "decoration", or give each of them a weapon and tell them to earn their freedom.

>> No.11617879
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER XDDD

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Not Battletech but still cool.

>> No.11617892

>>11617870
I have no reaction image suitable for conveying your retardation.

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>> No.11617901

>>11617870
The "rule" is one YOU made up. You can't blame other people for what YOU are doing.

"lol, I said every time you post a thread I'll kill a random innocent. Clearly I shouldn't be charged with murder, I only did it cause he posted the thread."

You can't blame other people for YOUR behvior. Take some responsibility.

>> No.11617909

>>11617870
Typical /v/irgin response. Elitism, spoiler because he can't break habit, and he's never touched a woman.

>> No.11617917
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Sagin' in a troll thread

>> No.11617919

>>11617870
>you guys value /tg/'s quality less than your own egos, huh?

We value our own free will more than your self-serving notions of what is and is not "quality."

>> No.11617931

>>11617892
>>11617901

>Blahblahblah I still can't hide threads I don't like because I'm allergic to filters

Bump~

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blurp

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>> No.11617948

>>11617919
If you exercise your free will to take a dump right before a police station, then rape random people, you have to expect to be arrested.

>> No.11617958

>>11617939
>>11617948
>>11617942
>Blahblahblah I still can't hide threads I don't like because I'm allergic to filters

Bump~

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>> No.11617975

>>11617948

Which has nothing to do with posting legal content to 4chan.

Sorry, you fail at metaphor.

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>>11617931
>implying I'm reading your greentext
Maybe when you grow up you'll be able to post in /tg/, tweenie. Until that time, you'd best stick to trolling consolewar threads on /b/.

>> No.11617989

>>11617975
You're deliberately breaking rules. First, by shitposting this thread, now by bumpshitting it to the front page again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting. Stop shitposting.

>> No.11618014

>>11617969
ohmygawd! Is that one of the unseen?! Do you have more?

>> No.11618022

>>11617989

Reported for flooding.

>> No.11618025

>>11616817
Source on that?

>> No.11618039

>>11618022
Reported for bumping a rules violation thread.

>> No.11618042

Actually, my current character is a chef and he is in need of some sous chefs. Picking up a pair of elf slaves would be great for that... although I strongly doubt he would understand exactly what a slave is. The guy's a great cook, but he's a tad bit thick.

>> No.11618065

>>11618022
Twinkle, I know you're talking to really smart people (just like you!) on there, but it's getting late. You should really get to bed soon, you have summer school in the morning you know!

>> No.11618067

>>11618039

....what?

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