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11502826 No.11502826 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Oh man... It's so boring standing guard this late.

I think I'll just lean up against this wall and catch a bit of shut-eye.

>> No.11502839
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OH NO YOU DON'T!

>> No.11502847
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Greetings gentleman! Care for a skull inspection, many nasty head lice infections about the guardsmen these days!

>> No.11502851

>>11502826
DONT DO IT

STOW AWAY ON A ROGUE TRADER SHIP AND GTFO

>> No.11502863

Suddenly MYCETIC SPORES OUT OF NOWHERE HOLY SHIT.

>> No.11502868

Even in modern militaries, falling asleep as a sentry can get you tried and shot.

>> No.11502869
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So like a Cadian to fail in his service of the Emperor

>> No.11502888

>>11502839
Oh. Oh damn. Hey.

Hah..haha... well this is embarrassing. I was saying, out loud, how I'd like to sleep so that I might provoke any potential infiltrators into attempting to rush their plans for .. infiltration.. ya'know.

>> No.11502890
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11502890

Evening gentlemen, I was just doing my nightly rounds and-WHAT THE WARP IS THIS?!

>> No.11502908

>>11502890
(fuck me)

G...Goodevening Commisar Sir!

I was just pretending to sleep in order to provoke infiltrators into rushing their plans. Orders, Sir?

>> No.11502923
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>>11502908
Sssh, da big 'umie's dere, 'old posishun.

>> No.11502928

>>11502908

Yeesss yesss a brilliant plan

>> No.11502937
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>>11502908
Hmmm... I'm not sure I believe you.

>> No.11502956

>>11502908
Now may not be a good time to remind you that you still have my Tau pamphlet. You know, the one about how good their dental plan is. Um. Good luck dude.

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>>11502908

I've got my eye on you....

>> No.11502969
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>>11502956


>being splotches
Captcha knows your future

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>>11502937
Sir, if I had really been asleep, that would be ..f... failing in my duties. What reason could I have to want to -

Wait. Sir; I think I see something on the ridge line.

>> No.11502995

>>11502969
That blue fucker gave me soap and a candy bar. All this IG business has given me is interesting STDs and a facial burn. I'm just saying that maybe, just maybe, you should come with me. Also, you're standing on the explosives I rigged earlier.

>> No.11503010
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>>11502985
Quit movin' around, ya grots! Dey'z lookin' dis way!

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>>11503001
What tha'
Sir, is there a detachment...err... chapter of the Astartes on this planet?
I think I see power armor on those figures.

>> No.11503031
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11503031

Don' moind me, jus' 'ere ta fluff da boyz' gubbins, if ya know wot I mean. Jus' fluffin' da squiggly bitz.

>> No.11503032
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>>11503001
BATHOLE BROTHERS!

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>>11503010
Wait, no! That's not power armor! Those are just... big... xenos!
Sir, what do we do?!

>> No.11503039

>>11503024
What are you talking about? There's nothing there. You should probably get some sleep, you're starting to see things.

>> No.11503045

>>11503010
Bugger this for a game of soldiers. I'm off to see the blue dudes. I may still die, but I'll die while wearing hi-tech undies with built in air conditioning. They even said there's a chance I could find a spot in the medical testing facility, instead of on the lines, due to my unique contagion exposure profile. Whatever the fuck that means.

>> No.11503058
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BURN IT!!!!

>> No.11503075
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>>11503058
Zog it! ATTACK! WAAAGH!!

>> No.11503082

>>11503075
Sir! LOOK OUT!

>> No.11503093
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>>11503075
Open fire!

>> No.11503126

>>11503093
Uhhh, guys? I just shot the Commisar. Quite by accident, I assure you.

>> No.11503142

>>11503126
... Now you've just made him mad.

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>>11503126
Say no more. Fucking see you guys.
I'm joining the Tau Empire. I hear they don't make us practice close combat drills.

>> No.11503159

>>11503142
Hold my gun, I... left the stove on back at the mess tent.

>> No.11503170
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>>11503075
First Squad Two volleys
Second squad, warm up some recaff, call it a day.

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>>11503154
Welcome, brother! Long may you strive to serve the Greater Good of all creatures!

>> No.11503180
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>>11503170
Holy shit! That was fast!

Well um, lets all get some sleep....

>> No.11503208

>>11503179
Hi, I was told to report for something called "Terran Disease Tolerance Profiling". Something something inoculate with 643 cultures something? Ah, just follow the signs with the Chrysler+Hooky Bit? Excellent, happy to serve the Greater Goob sir. Ohhh, it's GOOD? That makes more sense.

>> No.11503212
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>>11503180
Sleep?
Yeah sleep, lets all just hunker down at this wall here... 20% watch.

>> No.11503260

>>11503212
>>11503180
>>11503170

Ok, I'm 12 years old and what's this? Looks like some mod. If yes, then it's awesome.

Would you kindly provide the source?

>> No.11503292
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>>11503260
Men of the 89th
http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?t=232813

>> No.11503324

>>11503292

Damn fine, soldier.

Thanks.

>> No.11503426

>>11503324
yes she is....

>> No.11503475
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11503475

Oi boss, duz ya tink this be a bit much fer just des little 'umies?

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