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[ERROR] No.11498192 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You fuck one.

You marry the other.

>> No.11498222

/v/

>> No.11498225

Can I get married to both?

>> No.11498233

Wouldn't wanna do either of those with this one

>> No.11498248

I fuck the doctor, marry the xeno.

>> No.11498250

>>11498222

Starcraft is always /tg/ related you bitter sagefag

>> No.11498258

how about a hot 3 way?

>> No.11498276

>>11498233

If you let her give you a bj she would shred your dick off.

>> No.11498308

>> No.11498311

>>11498233
Hey look she's getting posessed by a daemonette

>> No.11498351

Fuck the doctor, make the alien chick my waifu

>> No.11498368

I like how the 'toss chick pronounces "Jim Ray-Nor". It's very 70s sci fi.

>> No.11498398

Fuck the doctor. Marry the Protoss to further bring humanity and Protoss together (political marriage). Convince the Protoss that monogamy is so passe in human culture - fuck more humans chicks.

>> No.11498411

>> No.11498418

>>11498368

No, she says "James Ray-NOAR." Like somehow she was able to ascertain that Jim was the informal for James.

>> No.11498441

>>11498418

I guess Jimmy is known to the Protoss as "James Raynor" since even Zeratul addressed him as such.

>> No.11498534

Good luck having a stable relationship with a 9ft alien chick.

>> No.11498597

>>11498534

Not to mention she probably has a huge vagina that your little dick could never satisfy

>> No.11498609

>>11498534
If you can't make it with an alien no matter it's biology then you're a poor excuse for a human

>> No.11498629

I fuck and marry the Xeno.
Harrisson was just annoying.

>> No.11498660

>> No.11498714

Why can't there be sexy xenos? Screw realism, bring me hawt alien chicks!

>> No.11498721

Obviously I'm going to fuck Liara.

>> No.11498727

>>11498597

Raynor fought a guy in power armor with his bare hands. He could tame a wild alien love machine while handcuffed.

>> No.11498731

Do protoss even have vaginas? They don't have any mouths since they eat psionically, maybe they do the same with procreation.

>> No.11498745

>> No.11498753

>> No.11498767

>>11498731
If I cannot find a way, I shall make one!

>> No.11498770

>>11498753
>>11498745

You must now fap to this mind.

>> No.11498774

Fuck one, marry one, befriend one, eat one, kill one.

Tali'Zorah
Lia'Vael
Shala'Raan
Daro'Xen
Kal'Reegar

>> No.11498779 [DELETED] 

the only xeno for me

>> No.11498787

Female Terran Marines.

>> No.11498796

>>11498731

They gain energy off sunlight, and I think Blizzard actually mentioned that Protoss have similiar sex organs to humans exept that they are on the inside (female protoss pretty much have the same sex orgams as female humins).

>> No.11498837

>>11498796

Why would they mention things such as that?

>> No.11498843

>>11498796
>on the inside

That would make them all female, numbnuts.

>> No.11498854

>>11498837

Because bitching fans who wan't alien pussy

>> No.11498861

>>11498597
That's why god gave me my fists, and power armour.

>> No.11498879

>>11498843

You obviously FEHLD biology....

>> No.11498887

>>11498843
yes, because all birds are female birds right?

gb2biology class summerfag.

>> No.11498904

>>11498887
>>11498879

Biologymind

>> No.11498948

>>11498843
>Doesn't either biology or anatomy

Did you go to High School?

>> No.11498961

>>11498843
Excellent! Hot lesbian protoss lovin'! We'll turn 'em bi.

>Captcha his Makino
I think you mean 'Machismo', Captcha, but I appreciate your concurrence.

>> No.11499026

Ha Ha!

Interspecies sex.....

>> No.11499059

>>11498961
>Hot lesbian protoss lovin'!
Somebody drawfag this! NAOW!

>> No.11499073

does marrying include regular fucking?

>> No.11499098

>>11498843
More likely, Protoss males just don't deploy their penises until they need them.

As for Raynor, I think there's another bitch who's a bit higher on his "To Fuck" list as of the end of SCII.

>> No.11499125

>>11498248

>marry the xeno.

HERESY

BLAM

>> No.11499132

As long as her body is ready.

>> No.11499199

>>11498887
>>11498904
>>11498948

Samefag. Anything with the sex organs on the inside are female. Male birds have feathers to cover them, Protoss don't. Nice troll though, got me to respond.

>> No.11499225

>>11498879

Also samefag.

>> No.11499235

>>11499199
>implying reptiles are all female

>> No.11499237

>>11499199

>Samefag

Learn to check IP's newfag.

>> No.11499246

>>11499098

Various Lizards and Reptiles work that way, actually.

Come to think of it that's probably how Dragons work, and Dragonborn.

>> No.11499266

>>11499237
Cool. What's my IP, Chanmaster Anonymous?

>> No.11499274

neither

>> No.11499288

So do baby protoss have mouths enabling to suckle?

Or are tits just vestigial structures for protoss females?

>> No.11499291

>>11499199
are you honestly that special ed? how do you even use a computer? i'm bring trolled by a brilliant troll or a complete retard. Is there even a difference? Does the difference matter?

captcha is "I engaging" so i thought this pic was the right to post.

To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee!

>> No.11499299

>>11499288

Female protoss have no tits.

>> No.11499311

>>11499274

>I'd rather have sex with a bitchy cheerleader than an honorable alien chich

>> No.11499315

>>11499237

Samefag.

>>11499235
>implying reptiles aren't all female

>> No.11499603

>>11499315

>My first troll

also, samefag

>> No.11499607

Those characters on the cover are such obvious pastiches it hurts.

>> No.11499613

Time for a hobby thread /tg/. What if anything have you done today?
I've finished a Deamon Prince I've been painting for a few days

>> No.11499747

>>11499613
>>11499607

Captcha no longer works on bots.

Oh shit.....

>> No.11499773

Do Protoss even have pussies? Or anything we can put our dick in and get pleasure?

Cause if not, I think the choice is kind of made for us.

>> No.11499783

Fuck both, marry both.

>> No.11499812

>>11499773

They have to give birth somehow.

>> No.11499836

>>11499812
mitosis

>> No.11499839

>>11499747

Captcha no longer works because captcha has a bug.

If you choose audio and enter "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" it doesn't care what your actual audio verification was.

No idea why that works when "awoiehgo aoiwheoigvahsdogi oaisheogihq oaiwhreogiah oiwhegoih " didn't, but someone at captcha hate's niggers.

>> No.11499842

>>11499812

Psychic genesis. Gather enough horny psychic energy, child is conceived.

Richard wifeliest indeed.

>> No.11499847

Maybe they grow some sort of sack, and then cut it off and that grows into a new Protoss.

It's an alien, there's all kinds of ways it could reproduce.

>> No.11499862

>>11499839

Is that true?

>> No.11499880

>>11499862

Oh shit, it is.

>> No.11499890

>>11499842

Sauce or fanwankery

>> No.11499903

>>11499747
Bots are getting smaller, evolving. Soon they will not need humanity at all.

>> No.11499905

>>11499839
WHAT THE SHIT

>> No.11499914

>>11499890
I say the same goes for Protoss vaginas.

>> No.11499927

>>11499880
>>11499862

yeah, i saw it on /g/ and thought those bastards were trolling me, and it fucking worked.

pic related, it's my face when my post posted.

>> No.11499930

>>11498308

>> No.11499946

>>11499930

>> No.11499953

>>11499839
Wat.

>> No.11499956

Alright, /tg/. Longtime lurker, first time topic starter here.

I've never played a pen and paper RPG before, but recently my girlfriend and room mate expressed an interest in playing one. The system we settled on is Mutants and Masterminds 2e, and Idownloaded the core book ,Mecha & Manga, Warriors & Warlocks, and UItimate Power from /rs/.

I think I understand the rules well enough to smooth over anything that may come up, but I want to know of any pitfalls I should try to avoid or tips from experienced fa/tg/uys.

tl;dr Mutants and Masterminds. What do?

>> No.11499962

>>11499946

>> No.11499972

>>11499962

>> No.11500000

>>11499914

Have you seen her hips? She's practicly a baby making factory.

>> No.11500019

>>11500000
cool quints

>> No.11500027

>>11500000
Damn, nice get.
In light of that I suppose you must be right. lol

>> No.11500041

>>11500000

God fucking dammit....

>> No.11500048

I saw a poster for the ccg, but I don't think aynone was interested.

>> No.11500066

niggers?

>> No.11500118

Oh shit...

>> No.11500185

>>11498534
see
>>11500118

>> No.11500394

>>11500000
1. Archive this get.

2. Show me a Protoss with Dem Hips. preferable better than Tali.

>> No.11500411

>>11500118
Nice legs but no hips.

>> No.11500420

>>11500394
see
>>11500118

>> No.11500435

>>11500411
>no hips.

Who cares? Its not like you will be expecting her to give birth (well I hope not).

>> No.11500442

You marry the other.

>> No.11500446

>>11500411
>no hips

Nigga are you blind?

>> No.11500450

>> No.11500455

In an odd way choosing either side is in Jimmy's character and I am fucking calling him Jimmy.

You have seen the horrors of infestation spreading and just a few missions ago you just had to destroy a whole colony of infested human beings.

However they ARE human beings that you went through all the trouble of rescuing from the zerg in the first place. Also the research for a cure is a plus.

>> No.11500457

>>11500435
I expect many things from my women

>> No.11500527

My protoss waifu is gonna give me a human/protoss hybrid.

>> No.11500544

I propose an alternative.

>> No.11500563

>>11500544
This is why Egon shouldn't be allowed to conduct experiments. Ever.

>> No.11500567

>>11500118
delicious Selendis

By the way, Selendis is the Protoss commander from Brood War's campaign.

>> No.11500584

>>11500544
Better end?

>> No.11500618

>>11500411

You best be trolling, those are some dayum hips

>> No.11500623

>>11500567
So I've been told. Once I find my starcraft and brood war discs I plan to reinstall and compare dialogue etc. to see if this is something that blizzard just pulled out of their ass.

>> No.11500624 [DELETED] 

more like FOR THE ANNOUNCER

>> No.11500642

I see fa/tg/uys are devote followers of kirktology

>> No.11500648

>Herd>
Willling
So the prisoners you keep i nyour basement like it?

>This is the one thing that Vampire allows you to explore very well.
While I'm not sure players should go around drinking people dyr--despite how good it feels--this I fully agree with.

Also, my Gangrel in teh game that Exalted here is running for me killed someoneh er first night. She didn't even realize what she was doing, just rode the wave, and the next thing she knew, a young man was dying in her arms, teeth deep in his neck.
She panicked, picked his pockets for a cellhpone, and called the police, crying and telling them that she was sorry, it was an accident.

>> No.11500685

Fuck the xeno
Marry the doctor

>Captcha: Peruvians jazzmen

>> No.11500692 [DELETED] 

Keychain of Creation. Like Order of the Stick with Exalted, and actually readable. Had some wall-o-text issues in the beginning, but got a lot better.

>> No.11500697

CAPTCHA:and fantasied
>>11500450
Increase the size of her posterior and ass.

DO IT!

>> No.11500738

does the nigger work?

>> No.11500744

ITT: people putting way to much thought into how sex works in fictional alien species.

>> No.11500829

>>11500738

...

no.

>> No.11500919

rolled 28 = 28

>>11498192
Anyone have OP's protoss naked?

>> No.11500936

>> No.11500953

obviously fuck the protoss and marry the doctor

>> No.11500978

Sure is beastiality around here

>> No.11500998

>>11500978
that would be xenophilia. Bestiality is soemthign else and involves non-sapient animals.

>> No.11500999

>>11500978
>xenophilia
>beastiality
>the same thing

>> No.11501035

does the protoss put out after marriage?

>> No.11501144

let's see then.

>> No.11501198

>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132
>>11499132

>> No.11501842

demands moar rule 34 for protoss chicks

>> No.11501923

>>11501035
If she didn't she'd have to invest heavily in "marital aids."

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