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Please take me back /tg/

>> No.11473810

where did you go

>> No.11473813

>>11473802
No. You know what you did.

>> No.11473814

Never got rid of you

>Captcha says: political cads
ominous, isn't it.

>> No.11473817

>>11473802
Get back in the box

>> No.11473822

fuck you

>> No.11473828

>>11473810

Oh I became the chapter master of the angry marines

>>11473813

I needed the money

>> No.11473837

>insert namefaggotry circlejerk

>> No.11473850

Can't, kiddo. You're spoken for.

>> No.11473852

>>11473828
>I needed the money
YOU KILLED COMMANDER KEEN
There is no excuse

>> No.11473853

>>11473837
you screwed it up, you didn't namefag

>> No.11473862

>>11473853
My name is Alpharius

>> No.11473863

IS BEEN WANTIN' TA GET NEW HEADS ON ME TROFY RACK

>> No.11473869

who is your spiritual liege?

>> No.11473872

>>11473837
It won't be gay if we close our eyes and pretend.

>> No.11473876

>>11473869
I don't have a spiritual liege. I'm free-spirited.

>> No.11473878

>>11473852

Well if it wasn't for commander Gabriel I wouldn't of ever had to!

Look I`ll do anything for you /tg/ I`ll even talk like that slut for you

captor eet fwor caoth?

>> No.11473898

>>11473878
> I`ll even talk like that slut for you
That makes you sound like a whore.

>> No.11473901

>>11473878
I have no time or patience for the likes of you

>> No.11473904

>>11473869
Someone other than Rowboat Girlyman

>Muzaks gone
OK, now I'm fucking pissed.

>> No.11473910

>>11473878
>captor eet fwor caoth?
CULTIST LISP?

OF ALL THE-

YOU FUCKING NIGGER

CULTIST NEVER HAD A LISP

>> No.11473911

>>11473878
...Poor girl.

>> No.11473915

>>11473898
Move along, you haven't discovered anything new.

>> No.11473929

>>11473898

It would if I could actually get laid.

>>11473901

On second thought I wont mimic her

>> No.11473936

>>11473915
That makes you sound like someone who misunderstood something. I wonder what!

>> No.11473937

>>11473910
Question: would Cultist have been more or less annoying if shthe lithped

>> No.11473941

>>11473929
well damn, the first time in a long while I get an erection...

>> No.11473959

Witches and sorcerors

>> No.11473961

>>11473929
There's no point, Eldrad's seen to it that you stay a virgin.

Even in death your dad's a dick.

>> No.11473968

>>11473929
...you're an attractive, young Eldar, I don't see where the trouble is.

>> No.11473975

>>11473937
I can't imagine cultist being more annoying.

>> No.11473977

>>11473862
I pissed in your coffee, brother.

>> No.11473982

/tg/'s found a new 40k woobie to laugh at/feel sorry for.

>> No.11473993

>>11473982
This reminds me of that devil girl in sinfest.

>> No.11473998

>>11473982
>new
What.

>> No.11474005

>>11473982
>new

>> No.11474007

>>11473968

I can juggle a little..

>>11473982

I think that's just a step down from Cultist Chan and is only popular due to fap material

>> No.11474008

>>11473975
thtick it in our butt
for Chaoth!

>> No.11474013

Seriously, just call a gigolo... It's an hour of your time and a bit of pocket money. Is that so damn hard?

>> No.11474027

Actually, there's one thing you could do that would make /tg/, indeed, 40k fans around the globe fall to their knees and worship you unconditionally.

Advance the plot.

>> No.11474029

>>11474013

I keep trying but they keep dying in the strangest ways before they make it to my house.

>> No.11474036

>>11474027
Kill the Emperor, Macha. You must do it.

It will make you so attractive.

>> No.11474038

>>11473998
>>11474005
Well, new as in, she's only recently become an object of mockery.

>> No.11474052

>>11474029
...you just need to increase your abilities as a psyker.

>> No.11474059

>>11474038
>recently
Oh, my. You seem to have made a fool of yourself. Don't worry, summer's almost over, then you'll be back in school and able to forget all of this.

>> No.11474067

>>11474036

I don't trust the emperor not after last time..

>> No.11474086

>>11474067
At least it was better than masturbation.

>> No.11474110

>>11474067
Kill, Macha. Kill. Kill. Kill.

You have to kill the Emperor, or they'll never like you.

>captcha: Fellas, carrots!

>> No.11474124

>>11474086

Yes, having my heart and soul crushed in the blink of an eye was much better than masturbation.

>> No.11474135

Question, Macha.
Have you worked things out with your sister?

>> No.11474154

>>11474124
Better to be emotionally crushed for eternity than to have never loved at all, amirite?

>> No.11474155

>>11474052
Oh yes. Then focus your presence into a psychic beacon that the Tyranids will notice. Then they'll put whatever into you, and I know girls like you like nid dick. Besides, you won't be the first to test it out.

>> No.11474176

>>11474135
taldeer has bigger tits, a curvier body, smarter plans and a hot piece of monkeigh ass.

im sure they get along just fine.

>> No.11474202

>>11474155
Just... out of curiosity... HOW do you know that? Did your girlfriend leave you for a 'nid or something like that?

>> No.11474212

>>11474135

Go die in a fire.

>>11474154

No

>>11474155

Zerglings and guants are two different things

>>11474176

Fuck you

>> No.11474232

>>11474212
>No
Shakespeare said it so it must be true

Filthy Xenos know nothing at all about love

>> No.11474236

>>11474202
>Did your girlfriend leave you for a 'nid or something like that?

>> No.11474244

>>11474202
There was a thread last week with fem anons schlicking about being ravaged by the nids

>> No.11474252

>>11474212
What's wrong?
Look, it isn't good to keep things bottled up like that.
Look, its simple. Meet up with her, get drunk and spill your heart out.
You get to blame the booze whilst she has to think how to next approach you.

>> No.11474265

>>11474244
Fucking bitches and whores....

>> No.11474283

>>11474232
A giant dildo was up my ass

>>11474252
It wont change anything.. I tried my best to be as good as her growing up but I was always half a step behind..

Look at me now. A virgin all alone in a single room apartment, trying to get male whores to come over and, chapter master of the angry marines.

My life is a mess.

>> No.11474298

>>11474244
I was in that thread. It was glorious.

>> No.11474314

>>11474283
Scroll back up the thread. Read all the responses you've gathered. This is /tg/. And you want to hook up with it.

Must be a pretty small apartment.

>> No.11474332

>>11473802
>Please take me back /tg/

Ohh...

As if I could ever stop masturbating to you. C'mere!

>> No.11474345

>>11474265
>Fucking bitches and whores....
Explain thyself.

>> No.11474351

I love you /tg/ never change.. Well the boys want to go ruin the Pretty Marines garden again.

Gotta go

>> No.11474371

>>11474345
"I could only have dirty animal sex with an alien that wants to eat my face and dissolve my body"

Fucking bitchs and whores, I tell you now.

>> No.11474402

>>11474371
I think one of the main reasons was a monster/alien/tyranid doesn't come with attached emotional or relationship bullshit.

>> No.11474416

>>11474402
So women can only fuck people they don't care about?

Seem rights.

>> No.11474421

i guess its time for new macha drawfagottry

>> No.11474440

>>11474421
Hot Macha-on-whatever action?

>> No.11474449

>>11474421
Macha and Khornette having a mutual BAWWWW-fest.

>> No.11474464

I think it's interesting how Macha is a sex icon for /tg/ but at the time never has sex (despite desperately craving it).

Is it so people can imagine fucking her and being a white knight at the same time?

>> No.11474469

>>11474402

This is one reason, though I'm not sure it's the most prevalent.

>> No.11474499

>>11474464
>Is it so people can imagine fucking her and being a white knight at the same time?

Probably. There might also be a bit of 'deflowering the pure, unspoiled virgin' fetish thrown in.

>> No.11474500

Why did Macha's face marks end up weeaboo in the transition to /tg/ fapbait?

>> No.11474514

>>11474283
>A giant dildo was up my ass
>A virgin

something's off here...

>> No.11474519

>>11474500

Because most of the Macha pictures were drawn by Chink, who comes from Taiwan.

>> No.11474523

>> No.11474529

>>11474514

A dildo is not a penis. No penis penetration = still virgin. Also it was up her poopchute, not her vag.

>> No.11474531

>>11474265
>>11474371
>I can't deal with feminine sexuality!
>Laughingwomen.jpg

>> No.11474537

>>11474531
>feminine sexuality
>literally fucking animals

>> No.11474562

Waiiiiit a minute.

Aren't you and Callidus fucking?

>> No.11474577

>>11474421
>>11474440
Macha and Taldeer pitysex

>> No.11474593

>>11474537
Are ca/tg/irls who fantasise about that really any worse than the fa/tg/uys with their plethora of weird fetishes?

I mean I wasn't there for the original thread, but it seems like a bit of a double standard.

>> No.11474599

Speaking of the /tg/ fluff, I was thinking about writefagging it up soon and having a story that involves both Lofn and little girl Cultist-Chan meeting. y/n/lolsillywritefag?

>> No.11474606

>>11474577
Hell, just more Macha x Taldeer pics in general.
I'm following their relationship like a soap.

>> No.11474610

>>11474599

YOU ARE

>honorary RILEY,

>> No.11474612

>>11474599

do it faggot

>> No.11474618

>>11473828
>Oh I became the chapter master of the angry marines
What what?

>>11473852
>YOU KILLED COMMANDER KEEN
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????????

>> No.11474649

>>11474610

I'll take that as a yes from the Mighty Captcha him/her/itself!

>> No.11474679

>>11474593
Do we fantasize about fucking animals?
No?
Kill yourself.

>> No.11474702

>>11474679
From what was said in the thread, the fantasies aren't based about 'fucking animals'. It's not a physical attraction to dogs or whatever. Rather they're based on the imagined sensations - large size, odd shape, prodigous ejaculation, etc. The creature itself is just a means to an end.

>> No.11474715

>>11474702
You really aren't helping your case.

>> No.11474735

>>11474702
And the obvious taboo-breaking, and (i'm guessing) the feeling of domination because, well, it can eat your face, and the lack of conscience because it is animal after all, you won't break his feelings or have him do embarassing things at a dinner.

ironically, >the damsel

>> No.11474750

>>11474735
So, getting fucked by an animal.
Bitches and whores.

>> No.11474764

>>11474735
>>11474702
For me, it's a little each of these. Though not the domination part. I like the idea of having complete control despite being on the bottom. Being able to tell it to stop or start, go fast, go slow, start licking, pull out, whatever.

That said I find the idea of being fucked by an IRL animal genuinely revolting.

>> No.11474766

>>11474750
not getting fucked by the human, there's a dfifference. And I'm not even female and I do not fantasise about being fucked by a slimy bug which probably sounds like thousand blackboards being scratched when it fucks since it's all space-chitin scratching space-chitin when it moves vigoruously

>> No.11474777

>Being able to tell it to stop or start, go fast, go slow, start licking, pull out, whatever.

it's a tyranid, it does not care. Even assuming it's not the hive mind being sick little fucker of a xenophile, it's still a wild beast, and if it saddled a female, it will end when it feels like it.

>> No.11474790

>>11474764
So, getting fucked by a machine, basically. This is your fetish.
Fucking fa/tg/irls.

>> No.11474803

>implying that everyone on /tg/ hasn't fapped to the thought of themselves as some muscle girl being over powered stripped bare and raped by some monster or beast violently and repeatedly in some lewd display of bestial superiority and lust.
>my face.jpg
>captcha: some wham

>> No.11474805

>>11474790
No, this is *my* fetish. Well, one of many.

And the captcha agrees, "nerd is"

>> No.11474816

>>11474777
Well, yes. That's why it's a fantasy, and not real.

>>11474790
An organic machine, if anything. I don't find the idea of a cold, metal thing like that particularly arousing.

>> No.11474819

>>11474790
Fucked by alien machines, with weird dicks, actually.

Pretty much every girl with a daddy problem (many ca/tg/irls) likes shit like this.

>> No.11474833

>>11474803
No, I have not, as I have never wished to be the little musclegirl.

>> No.11474853

>>11474833
who are you and what are you doing here then, you sick fuck.

>> No.11474855

>>11474777
If fa/tg/ can turn Daemonettes from alien, androgynous monsters who mind-rape you into finding them attractive to cuddly, sexy, harmless futa-demons, I think it's only fair ca/tg/irls can have their obedient fucktoy Tyranids.

>> No.11474865

>>11474819
>Pretty much every girl with a daddy problem (many ca/tg/irls) likes shit like this.

Really? Explain. I've always had a passing interest in the psychology behind fetishes and sexuality.

>> No.11474868

>>11474855
I know, just pointing it out because..I don't know, it's not like it matters.

>> No.11474873

>>11474833
yeah, we want to be the huge musclegirl.

>> No.11474877

>>11474777
>it's still a wild beast, and if it saddled a female, it will end when it feels like it.

...eeehh, I can work with that, actually. I guess a bit of domination and control can be sexy.

>> No.11474902

fa/tg/uys too the nids too

>> No.11474907

>>11474877
That thing has absolutely giant testicles.

>> No.11474932

>>11474907
And an orgasm to match, hopefully.

>> No.11474955

>>11474855
I don't, though. I prefer them like this.

>> No.11474956

>>11474932
Judging by the fact that she's already covered in slime, I'd say no doubt.

Damn it transhumanism, hurry up with your mad science, I want to be able to give myself a prehensile dong already.

>> No.11474963

>>11474932
>>11474907
That appears to in fact be an ovipositor. You would not enjoy that.
Unless, of course, being eaten from the inside is also your fetish.

>> No.11474966

>>11474932
And pressure of ejaculation to match I bet. The pic will be guro in a second.

>> No.11474989

>>11474963
>>11474966
Goddamnit guys.

>> No.11474994

>> No.11475002

>>11474956
PREHENSILE CLITORAL HOOD

>> No.11475013

>>11474994
CAN'T SLEEP
CALLI WILL RAPE ME

>> No.11475030

>>11475013
Too late

>> No.11475058

>>11474956
>Judging by the fact that she's already covered in slime, I'd say no doubt.
Oh yea, now that's what I -

>Unless, of course, being eaten from the inside is also your fetish.
>The pic will be guro in a second.
nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.11475062

>>11475013
Doesn't calli rape Lofn too? You know, to show her the ropes?

>> No.11475068

xeno sex thread?
get back to manufactorum you slackers!
your break ended 2 hours ago!
those lasguns won't make themselves!
And you filthy eldar, get out and stop distracting servants of the Emperor,unless you want me to test those lasguns with you as a target....

>> No.11475092

>MON VISAGE QUAND THIS THREAD.

>> No.11475103

>>11475068
>get back to manufactorum you slackers!
Sorry, sir. The ladies are all a bit busy right now.

>> No.11475107

>>11475092
only according to chink

>> No.11475122

>>11475002
Oh nature, you so crazy.

>> No.11475124

>>11475107

DIDN'T WE GET RID OF YOUR VIRGINAL ASS?

NOT EVEN I WOULD GO NEAR THAT.

ELDRAD'S DICKERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

>> No.11475128

>>11475092
Oh, come on. Getting a raw, bestial ploughing from a slimy, chitinous monster with a huge, weird cock that fills you with so much alien jizz it runs out down your legs in a sticky tide as you shiver and gasp through your third orgasm must be pretty old hat to you, right?

>> No.11475137

>> No.11475138

>>11475124
But it must be really fucking tight like one thrust and you're gonna cum everywhere

>> No.11475147

>>11475128

WELL YEAH, BUT SLAANESH WAS HAPPY ENOUGH TO TURN ME INTO THE CHITINOUS MONSTER WITH THE RAVAGING OVIPOSITOR SLASH COCK.

TOOK ME HOURS TO CLEAN MY POWER ARMOUR.

WANNA SEE? I TOOK PICTURES.

>> No.11475154

>>11474994
>>11475137
Is...is this a series? A story? Is there going to be more?

>> No.11475164

rolled 15 = 15

I'd be okay with dating Macha for a time, but I'd be heartbroken if she was just using me to get approval of the masses or Eldrad.

>> No.11475169

>>11475137
If she looked this cute, I'd fuck her.

>> No.11475170

>>11475103
I don't normally save rape pictures, but goddamn, dat Lictor. Dat fuckin' Lictor. That's a sexy fucking Lictor.

>>11475128
Oh, Anon. You know just what to say~

>>11475147
>WANNA SEE?
Yes.

>> No.11475175

>>11475164

YOU COULD BE PROUD TO SAY YOU WERE THE ONE TO TAKE HER V-CARD.

WAIT.

DIDN'T GABRIEL DO THAT?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!

>> No.11475179

>>11475147
...maybe.

>> No.11475187

I FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING

HINT: IT'S RED LIQUID STORED IN THE VEINS OF LIVING CREATURES

>> No.11475194

>>11475187

YOU'RE RIGHT! BRING IN THE VIRGINS ON THEIR PERIODS.

>> No.11475195

>>11475128
...I hate you. I so do hate you, and yet I'm hard. Can it later drip down my legs when it's cold?

>> No.11475205

>>11475194
WHAT?

NO

SOMETIMES I WANT TO MURDER YOU SO BAD

>> No.11475220

>>11475205

REV UP THOSE VIRGINS BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.

>> No.11475228

Boy if i Rev em up they wont be virgins no more.

Captcha: 100 spineless

>> No.11475237

>>11475195
Oh, yes. It can plug you nice and tight, and hold you there, shifting and squirming around the glorious alien prick that's filling and stretching you in ways you can't even imagine, drawing another orgasm out of your exhausted, euphoric body. Until when it finally loses interest and pulls out, the cooling slime runs freely forth, sliding down your supple legs and forming a shallow puddle beneath your body which, exhausted, you slowly sag into to try and catch your racing breath.

>> No.11475247

>>11475237

I THINK I CAME ALL OVER MYSELF FROM EXCITEMENT.

>> No.11475260

>>11475237
>>11475128

...

There's a girl at our GW who plays Tyranids. Not amazingly good looking, kinda skinny, but a solid 6/7. She's played Tyranids longer than I can remember, ever since the 3rd ed codex was released, and has well over 8000 points, fully painted.

Is...is this...when she's playing, or painting, is this what goes on in her head? Is she fantasising about being fucked silly by Deathleaper while it's killing off my Guardsmen?

>> No.11475273

Is it possible to capture a live Nid?
would make a pit fighting ring a lot more interesting.

>> No.11475274

NID CAWK

>> No.11475280

>>11475260

YES.

WITH BIG.

>> No.11475285

>>11475280

MEATY.

>> No.11475287

>>11474469
>>11474877
What are these from?

>> No.11475288

>>11475260

Yes

Read this

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/11383578#p11383578

>> No.11475289

>>11475274
>baddragon
Sigh.

>> No.11475291

>>11475285

CLAWS.

>> No.11475294

>>11475220
FINE THEN

BUT ONLY IF I GET TO CHOP THEM UP

>> No.11475296

>>11475289

On shapes? OH SO AWESOME

But I hate the fact they are furry, yet make Nid Cawk

>> No.11475300

>>11475280
>>11475285
>>11475291

>> No.11475303

>>11475273

Maybe a gaunt, but you would need to severe every connection it has with the Hive Mind. Then find some way to pacify it long enough to capture it.

>> No.11475326

>>11475303

WHY PACIFY IT?

GET THE BEAST HOUSE ON THAT MOTHERBITCH.

>> No.11475328

>> No.11475334

>> No.11475343

Last of Greenmarine's nid on girl pics

>> No.11475344

>>11475326

But their claws are pointy, my lord.

>> No.11475363

>>11475344

IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF POINTY OBJECTS YOU DON'T FUCKING BELONG IN WARHAMMER 40K, SON.

>> No.11475364

>>11475294
What's your opinion on Khornette?

>> No.11475365

>>11475344
POINTY MEANS BLOOD

BLOOD IS GOOD

>> No.11475366

>>11475274
Getting one of these when the next paycheck comes in. :3

>>11475260
Wait. Does her army have green skin and dark blue carapace?

>> No.11475380

>>11475366
>YIFF YIFF YIFF

>> No.11475384

>>11475328
>>11475334
>>11475343

You missed this one

>> No.11475394

>>11475364
SHE'S A HALF BLOODED SLAANESHI/KHORNATE MONGREL

BUT I GUESS SHE'S BETTER THAN MISTER DICKBIKE HERE

>> No.11475408

>>11475384

Oh yeah, well, it is the odd one out

>> No.11475412

>>11475384
Mind rape is the best kind of rape

>> No.11475415

>>11475394

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS MAN.

>> No.11475422

>>11475380
Haters, etc.

>> No.11475425

>>11475363
Not afraid, my lord. But we will need something to stop it from scratching our couches.
>>11475365
You would say, after that little incident with the Land Raider's dozer teeth huh?

>> No.11475431

>>11475366
Yes, and she always takes a Lictor, or Deathleaper when she can get away with it.

Wait, Kay? Oh god, what? That's you?

>> No.11475440

>>11475415
WE KINDA ARE, IN A WEIRD HATE FILLED WAY

JUST STOP FUCKING WITH MY KILLCOUNTER MAN

IT'S NOT COOL

>> No.11475458

>>11475415
You're a Slaaneshi whore, is what you are.
I mean, Papa Nurgle has no problem with you, but Khorne most certainly does.

>> No.11475460

>>11475260
>>11475366
>>11475431

OH YES, join the group of girls who love nids, what do you like about them?

>> No.11475470

>>11475440

COME ON, YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOUR KILLCOUNTER STARTS SAYING DICKS.

>> No.11475486

>>11475460
No, I'm >>11475260 and >>11475431

One of the girls in this thread apparently plays at the same GW as me.

My mind is full of fuck.

>> No.11475498

>>11475486

GANGRAPE TIME.

>> No.11475500

>>11475486
This could be the start of a great relationship.

>> No.11475502

>>11475486

I know, I was talking to the girl

>> No.11475510

>>11475470
IT REALLY ISN'T

I WANT TO KNOW WHEN I HIT THAT MAGICAL 2000 KILLS MARK IN ONE BATTLE

BUT EVERYTIME I GET TO 1900, IT TURNS TO DICKS

I CAN'T COUNT WHILE FIGHTING

>> No.11475524

>>11475486
Is it possible to cringe in embarrassment over the Internet? Because I'm doing it right fuckin' now.

>>11475502
That'd be me. I was the first one in the original nidCAWK thread.

>> No.11475534

>>11475510

YOU CAN'T COUNT TO ONE HUNDRED?

HAHAHAHA.

>> No.11475541

>>11475300
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be a horrible cunt and ask for the source on that pic. I blame you.

>> No.11475544

>>11475510

KHARN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT BEZERKER BEHIND YOU IS CLEARLY NOT USING SOMETHING THAT CHOPS.

>> No.11475557

>>11475534
STOP LAUGHING

I HATE YOU

>> No.11475576

How did this turn from a thread about macha to one about Tyranid cock>

>> No.11475588

>>11475576
Because this is /tg/

>> No.11475589

>>11475557

OKAY.

OKAY.

I'M GOOD, I'M FINE NOW.

..PFFFHAHAHAHHAAHAH.

>> No.11475592

>>11475524
Oh, but when you said "what do you like about them", are you meaning in general, or in the more erotic way?

>> No.11475600

>>11475576
> Macha>Things in 40k /tg/ would have sex with>Nid cawk

You're welcome.

>> No.11475604

>>11475576
Because ca/tg/irls are just as, if not more, sexually fucked up than fa/tg/uys?

>> No.11475607

>>11475541
Wish I knew, all I can say is try ge hentai or Gelbooru, sorry Anon.

Have some consolation.

>> No.11475615

Maybe she should try getting off the forgeworld more often. There's all these Corssiars and exodites, and you know they get laid all the time. Or so the gossip goes.

>> No.11475616

>>11475589
I WISH TO VIOLATE YOU WITH GORECHILD BUT I KNOW YOU WOULD ONLY ENJOY IT

I... I... I MAD

>> No.11475635

Someone is gonna need to explain the thing with Macha, and why she wants to fuck so much.

>> No.11475643

>>11475604
All women are more sexually fucked up than men, you just gotta learn it, boy.

>> No.11475646

>>11475615

EVERYONE KNOWS ELDRAD WOULD FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW, OR CALLIDUS WOULD DO HER IN THE ASS - AGAIN.

>>11475616

SLAANESH - 1.

KHORNE - ZIPPO.

>> No.11475678

>>11475643
I'm starting to be glad women aren't as sexually open as guys are. Otherwise they'd all be off fucking each other with bizarre dildos instead of men.

>> No.11475685

>>11475635
She represents the avaerga craftworld eldar. Wants a guy, can't find one in the 10 billion or so around her. Secretly jelous of Taldeer.

>> No.11475698

>>11475607
Isn't the warp full of your clothes by now?

>> No.11475709

>>11475646
YOU'RE A DICK, YOU KNOW THAT?

AND I MEAN IT LITERALLY. A BIG, VEINY COCK ON WHEELS.

>> No.11475710

>Is it possible to cringe in embarrassment over the Internet? Because I'm doing it right fuckin' now.

And every time you meet the anon in the store, all he'd be able to think of is "did the paycheck arrrive already" :3

Sorry, the situation is just too damn silly.

>> No.11475723

>>11475678
You think they don't do that already? Have you ever BEEN to an all-girls school?

There's an all-girls college in town and the local porn stores fight over commercial-zoned space next to it, because it's such a lucrative demographic.

There are literally no less than three of them a five minute walk from the campus.

>> No.11475726

>>11475635

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Macha

READ UP, NEWBIE.

>> No.11475747

>>11475678
Really? Men are sexually open?
When you're with your friends, do you constantly talk about the opposite sex and your sex life? Because women do that.
Men keep to themselves.

>> No.11475762

>>11475698
I've got the feeling Reasonable D's got a lot of my dresses...

Also, this pic >>11475300
is from the official manga, just slipped my mind.

>> No.11475771

>>11475460
>OH YES, join the group of girls who love nids, what do you like about them?

Not her, but what the hell.

None of the stupid, over-the-top MANLY MEN DOING MAN THINGS or silly gun-porn you get with, say, Imperial Guard or Marines. No tanks, tanks are ugly. Lots of outflanking and deepstriking, they're a very, very aggressive army and I like getting up into the opponent's face as soon as possible.

>>11475128
>>11475237

Also these. There's something deeply erotic about being *FUCKED*. Not having a quick shag, not having a man make love to me - though that is nice as well - but being fucked hard, about being ploughed, in the most raw, primal way one can imagine. Add into that the lovely, non-human shape and quite likely large size of their cock, plus a big, big gooey blast of cum at the end, with no need to worry about getting pregnant or having to deal with a relationship or emotional attachment or anything, and it's an amazingly potent fantasy.

>> No.11475794

>>11475709

>> No.11475797

>>11475771
>implying you won't get pregnant

How do you think Genestealer cults work, lass?

>> No.11475809

>>11475678
They already do that.

I'm the bitter guy always complaining about all women being bi, cos I don't know ANY GIRLS dating guys right now.

>> No.11475811

SHIT IS GETTING SLAANESHI ITT REAL FAST,
NEED MORE VIOLENCE AND BLOOD

EVERYONE HAVE A NICE BOWL OF KHORNE FLAKES

>> No.11475814

>>11475771

..HEY, I'VE GOT THIRTEEN DICKS.

>> No.11475815

>>11475762
>>I've got the feeling Reasonable D's got a lot of my dresses...

You know, I WAS wondering where she and the Tyrannids shopped...

>> No.11475834

Macha is waiting for some guy to walk in on her and throw her down. Can you imagine some effete Craftworld homo doing that? If she's very lucky she'll have a Space Marine raid, but their idea of "love blooming on the battlefield" is a few seconds of trash talk followup up by a powerfist in xeno face. Destined star-crossed lovers would be a double-KO from gevious wounds.

>> No.11475839

>>11475811
Have some blood.

>> No.11475856

>>11475797
Genestealers are a bit too human-ish looking. I mean I'd suck one off to see what it's like, maybe even fuck one if I could be sure of no hybrid-babies. But I prefer the spikier, more chitiny ones.

>> No.11475877

>>11475839
THAT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING, I GUESS

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, HOWEVER

>> No.11475878

I'm a girl and I admit I'd like to get fucked by a nid, but I actually only play IG, due to liking me some badass normals.

>> No.11475910

>>11475771
>Also these. There's something deeply erotic about being *FUCKED*. Not having a quick shag, not having a man make love to me - though that is nice as well - but being fucked hard, about being ploughed, in the most raw, primal way one can imagine. Add into that the lovely, non-human shape and quite likely large size of their cock, plus a big, big gooey blast of cum at the end, with no need to worry about getting pregnant or having to deal with a relationship or emotional attachment or anything, and it's an amazingly potent fantasy.

So find a man to have casual sex with who's a monster in bed and take the pill, closest you're getting to this in reality.
"But casual sex doesn't work!" you protest. Sure it does - you just have to roll over and get dressed immediately afterward, cuddling (especially post-coital cuddling) creates emotional attachment, and the casual bit eliminates the relationship.

>> No.11475913

>>11475878
>badass normals
Stop. Quoting. TvTropes.
You sound like a fucking child.

>> No.11475916

>>11475878
No, bad, we've stop talking about this now, I don't want my head to fucking explode from rage.

>> No.11475919

>>11475856
>But I prefer the spikier, more chitiny ones.
Preach it, sister. Picture related.

Yes, I see the skulls. Don't care, picture is hot regardless.

>> No.11475927

>>11475877

KHARN, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED.

WHY DO YOU HAVE PIGTAILS? SO WHAT IS IT?

>> No.11475931

You know, all these nidfuckers need to go visit /d/ and talk to Kristi. She might have a few things to say.

>> No.11475945

>>11475927
PIGTAILS ARE MANLY

BESIDES, YOU HAVE FIRE FOR HAIR, YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO COMMENT ON HAIRSTYLES

>> No.11475947

>>11475910
>So find a man to have casual sex with who's a monster in bed and take the pill, closest you're getting to this in reality.

I know, I know, but I doubt it would be the same. I think that if I ever tried to recreate these fantasies IRL, I'd just be disappointed because a guy couldn't live up to them. So I'm keeping fantasy and reality apart, enjoying both.

>> No.11475959

Macha! I thought your relationship with Calli got all hot and steamy when you went +4 from the muscle grafts.

>> No.11475966

>>11475916
Someone's mad.

>>11475878
Yea, that's cool. The IG never appealed to me, but I can see the attraction. Sometimes I toy around with the idea of a Genestealer Cult army, get a bit of both worlds.

>> No.11475970

>>11475947
Find a guy that will kill you and eat you after sex.
There, you just recreated 'Nid sex.

>> No.11475973

>>11475947
Buy some of the rubber monsters from Godzilla. Attach giantic, spiked dildo that will render your womb infertile for ever. attach it to a chainsaw engine, install into the monster, add a bit of self-bondage and mayonaise, tell everyone you're out of town for the weekend. Keep a phone nearby to call the hospital if the cock embeds into your intestines.

>> No.11475982

>>11475945

PROBLEM WITH MY FIERY HAIR? LOOKS GOOD MAN.

>> No.11475987

Hey everybody.

Get in here
>>>/d/2962824
/d/ needs this shit, srsly.

>> No.11476002

>>11475947
That's why you support the transhumanist movement in the mean time.

One day you can have your spiky chitinous fuck, I can have my prehensile dick and electronic eyeballs that see more color and detail than any normal human, and everyone can be happy.

Alternately, you could have someone dress up in an entirely silly and elaborate costume, complete with a huge number of props to emulate the experience.

>> No.11476010

>>11475973
I wonder if any life insurance company would cover death by strapping a giant tyranid dildo to a sybian and riding it till your insides melt.

>> No.11476017

>>11475966
I'm very mad. Calming down now.

Good, you know how it feels to not have a single person to bone because they are too busy fucking pussy, or dreaming about alien dicks?

>> No.11476021

>>11475982
I BET I COULD EXTINGUISH YOUR HAIR WITH A WELL AIMED BLAST OF PISS

>> No.11476026

>>11475987
Can't right now, unfortunately. My computer's in the main room, and while I can just about get away with discussing this stuff on /tg/ by claiming I'm just reading and lol'ing at this thread, I don't want to risk my flatmate looking over my shoulder and seeing that I'm browsing /d/.

>> No.11476039

Are there any groups where people who enjoy nid on girl can meet?

>> No.11476042

>>11476021

GIRLS HAVE TO SIT DOWN WHEN THEY PISS, KHARN.

YOU'RE NO EXCEPTION.

>> No.11476055

>>11476026
God dammit what the hell.

>>>/d/2962824
SOMEBODY get in here ffs.

>> No.11476077

>>11476002
I do support transhumanism, actually. I heard in one of the other threads that there's a couple of similarly minded girls who go at each other with an alien-shaped strap-on. If I could find a girl with something similar to fuck me raw with it, then maybe that'd come close, but I'd miss the male orgasm at the end. That's an immensely satisfying part of both fantasies and real life sex.

>> No.11476082

>>11476010
THOOOOOOORS

>>11476017
You are not kinky enough, padawan, rise to the challenge that's presented! Stock up on Bad Dragons stuff and practice, offer yourself, and your new skills!

>> No.11476122

>>11476077
There's companies that make weird ass dildos such as >>11475274 these with fake jizz reservoirs.

*whistles and walks away*

>> No.11476129

Oh wow what's going on in here....

>> No.11476138

>>11476122
They what? Okay, that's icky.

>> No.11476143

>>11476129

/tg/ IN A NUTSHELL.

>> No.11476153

>>11476129
'Eyo

>> No.11476173

>>11476042
YOU KNOW WHAT DOOM, I THINK IT IS TIME TO SETTLE OUR DISPUTES

NO WEAPONS, NO DAEMON TRICKS, JUST WRESSLING.

OH, AND NO DICKS EITHER. ESPECIALLY NO DICKS.

>> No.11476174

Furries: Into furry animals
Scalies: Into reptilian animals
???????: Into insects and other monster things

Or does that just fall under general kink still? Maybe I should ask my girl if I need to get a pair of pincers and feelers.

>>11476077
Don't they make dildos that try to simulate that? Not sure if you just load them up with warm lube or what, but I know I've heard of such things.

>> No.11476179

>>11476122
Oh god, really? Link, I need a fucking link here.

>> No.11476186

And what vulgarities are you girls talking about today?

>> No.11476190

>>11476077
Hell, find a man who'd do that for you. Get both, you have multiple orifices.

[spoilerdon'tworkontg]Hell, I'd do it for a girl, but my orgasms are underwhelming at best and completely miss-able at worst: *musclespasm* "Oh wait, I'm done? Well shit, that was boring." It's not premature, it's just underwhelming. I can last forever, though, so that's a plus. The end result is that I care so much more about my partner's experience that I'm perfectly happy not orgasming at all. Of course, being the idiot I am, I had to spend the last three years in a committed relationship with a girl who was afraid of tampons and even more afraid of sex, so that obviously never went anywhere.[/spoilersdon'tworkontg]

>> No.11476198

>>11476174
It's just another form of xenophilia.

>> No.11476211

>>11476174
See:
>>11476122

>>11476179
See:
>>11476082

>> No.11476223

>>11476173

YOU'RE ASKING TO WRESTLE A DAEMON PRINCE.

THAT'S A STUPID IDEA EVEN FOR YOU.

>> No.11476226

>>11476143
Besides that.
>>11476153
Honestly Russ, why are you riling up the chaos boys again, you know where they are going to go, right at me. I saw one of the warlords with one of your dresses on their war banner. What exactly are you planning here? I don't want to reveal these new guys until I have too.

>captcha "fishing judgement" inquisitoronthelake.jpg

>> No.11476239

>>11476211
"Bad Dragon", huh?

Looks like I'm going shopping.

>> No.11476241

>>11476223
CHICKEN

>> No.11476253

>>11476223
Kharn... can't die. He already has and it didn't take.

>> No.11476260

This thread just improved the amount of shlicking by about 300%

>> No.11476267

>>11476239
It's made by furries for furries.
This is why I stay away from fat chicks and girls that play P&P games. They're all fucking nuts.

>> No.11476276

>>11476223
>>11476241
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>11476226
I'm not doin' nuffin', sah.

>> No.11476278

>>11476267
Sane people are not fun...

>> No.11476283

>>11476241

SLAANESH SAYS IT'S RUDE TO HIT GIRLS.

RAPING THEM, HOWEVER, IS PERFECTLY FINE.

>> No.11476307

>>11476278
And anyone that calls themselves "crazy" are always lmaosorandum XDDDD.
Fuck. That.

>> No.11476313

rolled 68 = 68

>>11476283
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE

I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

>> No.11476318

>>11476307

THEY INVENTED GAGS FOR A REASON.

>> No.11476320

BaaaAAAAAwwww,,,,
I has been humiliated trying to bring song time.

>> No.11476321

>>11476276
Bullshit, you're pulling more shenanigans than Eldrad when memory wiped Macha after her and Commander Angelos- err, she's not still around is she?

>> No.11476332

>>11476307
Most of the not really sane people i met where all "fuck you, I'm alright".

>> No.11476351

>>11476318
I like your way of thinking.

>> No.11476352

>>11476307
>>11476267
I don't call myself crazy, and I don't think I am crazy either. I've just got a weird fetish. What's wrong with that?

>> No.11476357

>>11476239
Glad to be of service.

>>11476320
Song time?

>>11476321
Just having some fun...

>> No.11476358

>>11476332
Go ahead, fuck a crazy chick and tell me you don't regret it. No, really, do it.

>> No.11476391

>>11476357
Yeah, I tried to do a version of Radio ga-ga and failed miserably.

>> No.11476427

>>11476391
To be very very kind: it needed some work.
Also, what does that have to do with this thread?

>> No.11476428

>>11476321
YOU'RE THAT CREED GUY EVERYONE SAYS IS SOMEKIND OF GENIUS

WHAT IS TO STOP ME FROM HACKING YOU TO ONE POUND PIECES THIS INSTANT?

>> No.11476454

>>11476428
Because Doomrider has one of his dicks in your ass again. You're welcome for that stealth field Doom.

>> No.11476476

>>11473982
>new?

My detectors just flared off-scale

>> No.11476482

>>11476283
>Doomrider'sprompicture.jpg

>> No.11476499

>>11475794
the best persona.

>> No.11476530

>>11476428
Uhhh, this!
>rummages through his pocket and jingles a ring of keys in front of Kharn
Look how many edges and pointy bits, and Shhhinnyyyyy

>> No.11476556

>>11474523
Still the slut I remember'd you were.

NANANANANANANANANANANAA~!

>> No.11476560

>>11476530
LOOK

I MIGHT BE BIG AND ANGRY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME STUPID

>> No.11476564

>>11476039

Try Ero/tg/

>> No.11476589

>>11476560
But you could completely fuck someone up with a set of keys

And its shiny!
>continues jiggleing

>> No.11476629

>>11476560
Big, angry, and has someone after them. Need I remind you of a certain Son of a Woodsman?

>> No.11476652

>>11476564
... does such a place exist?

>> No.11476684

>>11476560

Sup Kharn!

Long time no see!

>> No.11476698

>>11476652
It does indeed.

Unfortunately, or perhaps not; it is as bad as one would imagine.

>> No.11476713

>>11476530
You, sir, are a heretic.
You are not one to talk.

>> No.11476780

>>11476698
Oh... in that case I certainly wouldn't want you to post a link to it... COUGHlinkpleaseCOUGH

>> No.11476862

>>11476780
I do not have a link.
I was invited, and told that it was a waste of time by some more sensible folks within the group.

My apologies.

>> No.11476864

I'm a mutant and I'm less heretical than you guys.

Shame on you!

>> No.11476957

>>11476652

contact "jcymbel" on AIM

>> No.11476978

WHAT THE FUCK is this all about?

>> No.11476986

>>11476862

Hey Sam, still butthurt after being kicked? No one wants idiots like you

>>11476780

It is fun there

>> No.11477018

>>11476862
ewww, invites? I like places like /tg/, where I can wander in off the streets and come and go and come some more at my leisure.

>> No.11477074

someone bring me up to date on the events? I swear Macha was here now there just a fight between Kharn and Doomrider....

>> No.11477085

>>11476986
Is it all dudes, or what?

>> No.11477113

>>11477074
Thread started off about Macha.

Thread diverged into ca/tg/irl's slicking over Tyranids.

Thread was hijacked by namefags.

>> No.11477142

>>11476986
I'm pretty sure I'm not Sam...

>> No.11477150

>>11477113
Man... Ghastly's Ghastly comic was right.. ALL women love tentacle/monster rape....

>> No.11477167

>>11477150
Of course, Ghastly has a boyfriend now.

>> No.11477175

>>11477167
He's so cute in a dress.

>> No.11477263

>>11477018
>>11477085

It is some type of chat room that does not go away, not sure the exact name

Almost half/half and some people who prefer not to say their gender

>> No.11477283

>>11477142

Sorry, there was an asshole who basically went crazy and got kicked, he is the same guy who was ruining the gay 40k fapfic threads. I think you might like it

>> No.11477342

>>11477263
I guess that doesn't sound too bad. But I guess I wouldn't have much time for it anyway.

>> No.11477366

>>11477342

You pop in when you want, maybe join a game, a RP or just chat.

>> No.11477396

>>11477366
Isn't it invite only?

>> No.11477431

>>11477396

Only to get into the group, you just say hi, the person tells you the rules and lets you in, shouldn't take more than 3 minutes

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