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Please... please help me.
They want to break me, but my faith in the Emperor is too strong!
But... it hurts so bad... please help.

>> No.11402850

Okay.

>> No.11402913

But, you are the Emperor...

>> No.11402930

I will, but you have to promise me that if I help you out of here, you belong to me until I say otherwise.

Deal?

>> No.11402936

I smell a trap. How is she sending this message if she's captured?

>> No.11402942

Sisters, get her out of there.

We will find the monsters that did this...

>> No.11402943

I can only promise my dick to your eye, and tender thrusts, but nuttin' more.

>> No.11402951

I put on my pauldrons and my commissar hat.

>> No.11402966

As you wish.

BLAM

>> No.11402969

>>11402840

Make no mistake, whore, you WILL break. Whether it takes a matter of hours, a matter of days, or a matter of eternity, you WILL break. There simply is no other choice afforded you.

>> No.11402987

>>11402969
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!

>> No.11403003

>Please... please help me.
Ok I will.
>They want to break me,
Yeah, that sounds bad...
>but my faith in the Emperor is too strong!
Wait, you want to be broken?
>But... it hurts so bad...
Ok. You want a new faith I'm guessing?
>please help.
Will do m'lady!

>> No.11403014

>>11402969

That is what you think. We are strong, are Adepta Sororitas, the Daughters of the Emperor and his right hand.

You cannot break us, foul beasts. Your words are the braying of pathetic animals.

Squads Alpha and Beta, secure the injured, the Transports will be here soon.

>> No.11403015

>>11402987

Oh, I'm sorry, little white knight, but you've got other problems. Meet the Spy.

>> No.11403027

>>11403003
I think you are misunderstanding her.
>>11402942
as my Captcha says. Here, these

>> No.11403042

>>11403014

Sluts. Your faith in your Corpse God is as weak as the prayers of the little bitch trembling before our claws!

>> No.11403047

>>11403015
Ahh, I kill plenty of spies. They're a dime a dozen back-stabbin' scumbags.
Like you!

>> No.11403064

>>11403015

Mr Spy meet the Immolator. It's spy check time...

>> No.11403066

>>11402840

They will purge you, if you go with them. In their eyes, you are already tainted.

If you come with me, and let me save you, you give up some small freedoms for a chance to live, and redeem yourself to the Emperor.

Do not choose death, Sororita. It would be for nothing.

>> No.11403068

>>11403047

Hubris enough to believe you deserve a righteous death, worm?

>> No.11403081

>>11403068
Man, I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
Basically:
KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

>> No.11403090

>>11402840
Silence, witch!

>> No.11403093

>>11403042

Our faith is strong, it is our weapon and armour. One faithful can triumph over you, an army cannot be stopped by your foul kind.

>> No.11403094

>>11403064

Worlds have burned at the tread of our steps, the grind of our tracks, and the screams and laments of billions. You think the flickering fires of a coven of harlots threatens the Warp?

>> No.11403095

>>11403015
>Blue AND Green

He must be a time travelling spy from the era of bad fashion.

>> No.11403104

>>11402840
well, rogue trader here.
i will help you free of charge but i would like it if you spread the word a bit. you know. a good rep with the Ecclesiarchy is always profitable.

>> No.11403110

>>11402987
>>11403015
>>11403047
>>11403064
>>11403068
>>11403081
CRY SOME MOAR!

>> No.11403114

>>11403093

There ARE no faithful in the Imperium, only slaves to a dead man! Let us show you what true faith is!

>> No.11403122

>my face when a chaos marine and the Scout are arguing, being read in their voices

>> No.11403126

>>11402840

I still speak to you. I have not abandoned you, unlike the others here. They quibble and posture, too concerned with one-upsmanship. They do not care about you.

Your ex-sisters will purge you. This is their mercy.

The Heretics will corrupt you. This is what you wish to avoid.

I am your only option, Sister. Come with me.

>> No.11403130

if m'lord desires to put the wench in the leg pillory that's where she belongs!
(oddly my captcha says Medieval it)

>> No.11403138

>and now you realize she was captured and tortured by the sororitas, accused of being corrupted
>the ones helping would be chaos

>> No.11403140

>>11403095

Upgrades, player.

>> No.11403141

>>11403110
Man, are you SEEIN' this?

You knuckleheads are about to catch a REAL beatin'.

>> No.11403151

>>11403094

These fires burn more furiously than your darkest warpfire and more brightly than a solar flare. We are the Adepta Sororitas and your warp kind our are prey. Warp tainted prey cannot defeat their hunters.

>>11403066
Take heart Sister, you have not fallen yet. Your faith is strong and so are you. Your perseverance is inspiration.

>> No.11403158

wanaananana (er, whatever noise scout makes when he drinks BONK!)

>> No.11403161

White Knight to the rescue!

>> No.11403168

>>11403081

Big difference between being "kind of" a Big Deal and BEING a Big Deal. You, insect, are not a Big Deal.

>> No.11403172

>>11403161
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!

>> No.11403200

>>11402840
You have participated in the purification of the tainted, I'm sure. Seen their eyes. Heard their cries.

I look upon you now and see them in your eyes. See them in your despair.

You know what will happen to you if you choose any other path but this one. There is no forgiveness, except that which is offered with no hesitation, and not at the end of a bolter.

>> No.11403210

>>11403151

Tell me, who, who here is hunting whom? Who clutches to their icons muttering feebly in the night to keep the daemons away? Who suspends their beliefs though penance so fervently to avoid the searing knowledge that there ARE gods at work here, and that they SEE YOU?

Your prayers, your lights, your faith; all false. We have known this for ten thousand years. Let us educate you.

>> No.11403215

>>11403168
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines; and brotha:
I HURT PEOPLE.
I'm a force a' nature! If you were from, where *I* was from, you'd be fuckin' dead!
But you? Would you LOOK at you? I mean, LOOK at you!

You. Are. TERRIBLE!
Them $10,000 pauldrons don't stop a bat to the head, do they, chucklenuts?

>> No.11403223

What makes me the saddest is that they HAVE broken the sister.
There isn't any Chaos Marines OR other Sisters of Battle. All this is just one of her hallucinations due to pain. It's two halfs of her soul fighting.
The Dark Eldar have her broken and are raping her right now.

>> No.11403230

>>11403172

...

For some reason i feel I know you in RL.

>> No.11403234

>>11403200

We do not offer forgiveness to her. She needs none. She has persevered against the pain and the torment of the warp. She has kept faith and thus is holy and blessed.

>> No.11403266

>>11403215

If my lack of a helm makes you believe you stand a chance, then allow me to offer to turn your skull into one.

>> No.11403268

>>11402840
Oh, I'm ever so sorry about the conditions you've been subjected to. That's no way to treat an honored guest of the Ruinous Powers at all. Or, ahem, one of those Powers in particular.

And really, "breaking" you is the very last thing I'd want; it takes all the fun out of corrupting your kind. No, if you fall to Chaos, it will be of your own free choosing.

Now, let's get you out of those shackles and see how strong your faith in the Emperor really is...

>> No.11403270

They hurt your face as well, it seems. An attempt to break your spirit.

Your ex-Sisters attempt to do the same, for they see you as compromised.

The Heretics seek to do so as well, for their own sick amusements.

I only seek to help. You must merely accept it, because I will force nothing upon you, not even assistance.

>> No.11403281

Well.

You could pull a Trilby.

>> No.11403289

>>11403210

We clutch our icons, yes, but it is not in vain. Who banishes your kind? Who hunts your corrupted kind down? Who can endure your warp sorcery?

You claim we are afraid of the dark and afraid of your gods. You are the one afraid. You were afraid to stand in the light, you were afraid to endure the pain to do what is right. You cower in the dark becasue you are afraid of the Light.

>> No.11403290

>>11403266
Oooo, yeah, you're real scary!
Tell you what, if you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', ABSOLUTELY FREE!

>> No.11403294

Now /r/ing paladins in stocks getting not-so-surprise buttsecks.

>> No.11403303

>>11403281
A Trilby?

>> No.11403312

>>11403303
Die.

>> No.11403322

>>11403230
Why would that be?

>> No.11403341

Truly, the only answer is death.

>> No.11403346

>>11403322

I just know one fa/tg/uy who's also an intense /k/ommando. And he plays 40K.

>> No.11403359

>>11403172
Fine. Bloody Peasant.

>> No.11403360

>>11403066
>>11403126
>>11403270
Who are you?
I can hear my sisters now. They are coming for me. My faith is strong and pure, even is the flesh is weak.

>> No.11403366

>>11402840

I would say I pity you, but your will has served you will until now. I respect you in its stead.

Yet you feel the pain of your breaking... and this begrieves me. Why are you made to suffer so?

Yoke after yoke has been placed around your neck, and atop your shoulders. Why?

You love your Emperor with all your heart. I will return him to you, should you say the word.

>> No.11403388

Oh btw guys /b/ is imploding and it's really really funny. Like... You should look at what's happening, some glitch.

>> No.11403399

>>11403360

Does it matter who I am? I offer you a return to your Emperor when you are ready.

The others seek to thrust you into whatever shackles they have awaiting you.

The Sisters... they speak pure words, but you know what will happen if you allow them to take you. You have done what they will do yourself, no doubt.

The Heretics... they will enslave you. They will take you from that which you love, and force their will upon you.

I will do none of these things. I will free you, and take you from here so you can heal your mind and body, and when you are ready, you may return to your Emperor as you wish so dearly to do right now.

>> No.11403404

>>11403346
And what, pray tell his name be?
inb4 identity theft

>> No.11403411

>>11403404

Nick.

>> No.11403428

>>11403411
Oh, ok then. Not me.

>> No.11403429

Oh something is going to break all right...


WHEN I SMASH ALL YOUR TOYS
WORSHIP CHAOS
DO IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
....
....
Pwease?

>> No.11403438

>>11403428

Dammit. I'll find him one day on here...

Somewhere...

>> No.11403439

>>11402840
Follow the example of your Sister here.

She's having a lovely time. The longer you stay loyal to your long-dead Emperor, the longer you'll suffer. Wouldn't it be so much better to renounce your faith and join us?

>> No.11403490

>>11403399
I feel so tired... My sisters, where are you? I can't hear you anymore... I wish to rest...
If you can return me to the Emperor... so tired...

>> No.11403493

>>11403360

You know your faith to be pure. I know it to be as well.

You have only your words with your ex-Sisters, and how oft have you seen words make the difference with them?

The Heretics will be coming as well. They are even less receptive to your pleas of unshakable faith. They even despise them.

I offer you help. You need but say the word.

>> No.11403513

Sister, to be captured on the field of battle is heresy. To surrender, even in the face of certain death, is to blaspheme against the glorious God Emperor himself.

This is the only fate that awaits you if your comrades find you.

>> No.11403530

>>11403490

Then I will take you away from your tormentors.

Those who imprisoned you here. Who harmed your body and mind.

Those who would purge your memory for having the gall to be captured, even if your faith saw you to this point, unbroken.

Those who would corrupt you, and turn you against your beloved Emperor.

The choice has been made. I will save you from all of this.

Rest easy, child. You have my mercy.

>> No.11403542

>>11403290
Why are you here? Don't you have some slapchops to sell or something?

>> No.11403550

>>11403439
There is so much HERESY here that my brain nearly exploded.


Why am I so turned on? Emporer forgive me!

>> No.11403562

>>11403490

We are here. We are coming for you. We will take you home and give you rest until you can fight again. Your Sisters come to your aid.

>>11403513
To be captured is not heresy. To give up is, and she has not given up.

>> No.11403565

>>11403530
Oh, come on, GTFO and let chaos have this one. We caught her fair and square.

>> No.11403567

>>11403530
Thank you... I will rest. It's getting dark anyway.
The Emperor protects.

>> No.11403586

SISTER LAST THROUGH THEIR DEBAUCH TORTURE! THE EMPEROR SHALL COME FOR YOU!
captcha is last debauch

>> No.11403588

>>11403567

Yes child, he does. Rest now. You are safe.

>>11403565
>>11403562

She asked for me. And so she has my mercy. Her words are the only ones here that hold sway.

Through me, she shall see her beloved Emperor again, when she is ready.

>> No.11403602

>>11403588
Oh wow, just as planned...

>> No.11403619

>>11403215
NO YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MY FORCEFIELD THAT PROTECTS MY FUCKING HEAD WILL!

>> No.11403639

>>11403588
>>11403602
Well... shit. We weren't fast enough.
And this bastard tricked her!
Hey wait... would this make her the SECOND Sister to ever fall to chaos?

My CAPTCHA is oddly relevant. "The Chasers"

>> No.11403640

>>11403602
Goddammit! Don't any daemonettes have noses?

>> No.11403657

>>11403639

Yep...sorta...she still seemed loyal. I predict much chaos infighting caused by her, less imperium invading.

>> No.11403663

>>11403588
OH FUCK THAT

GUARDSMEN, PREPARE FOR A CRASH LANDING!

WE'RE GONNA FUCK SOME CHAOS UP

>> No.11403683

>>11403588
GOD Tzeentch, you are SUCH a dick!

>> No.11403695

>>11403663
Yes, Commisar!

>> No.11403699

>>11403639
>>11403657

She has fallen to nothing, oblivious ones.

I am merely a being of my word. As it stands, as I have given.

>>11403663

There is nothing left here to find, Commissar. unless you wish to put to torch the other heretics that have been plying for this poor girls soul.

>> No.11403723

>>11403699
I WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR HERE!

FORWARD MEN! CHAAAAAARGE!

>> No.11403729

>>11403699
What have you done to her and how will it benefit you, Lord of Change?

>> No.11403740

>>11403699
Emps here:
Tzeentch you motherfucker! Stop impersonating me and stealin' my bitches!

I swear to, well to Me, that if you don't stop this faggotry, I'll get up off my chair and rape your feathery ass so hard that even Slaanesh couldn't enjoy it.

>> No.11403742

Hey, Z-man! Nice job with that Sister. Now I know it's not your way to reveal your plans, but c'mon. Just a hint?

>> No.11403745

What the fuck is going on in this topic?

>> No.11403755

>>11403745
I have no idea. But it look like they're fighting over one girl.

>> No.11403757

>>11403723

As you wish, then.

Be wary of the Sisters that are already here. You would not wish to catch them in your firestorm, I'm sure.

>> No.11403784

>>11403755
Nah, Tzeentch got his hands on her. Not in the Slaanesh way, either. Poor poor Sister. A puppet in the worst of hands.

>> No.11403787

>>11403757
LISTEN UP MEN.

KEEP A SHARP EYE FOR ANY FRIENDLY SORORITAS!

TREAD LIGHTLY, AND KEEP WARY. THE POWERS OF CHAOS ARE THICK HERE.

>> No.11403794

>>11403745
Apparently a tortured Sister of Battle was crying out for help, and was tricked before Imperial forces could rescue her.

>> No.11403802

>>11403729

I have taken her away from her suffering. She asked for thus, and I made it so. I have done nothing else to her.

As for the benefits to me... all in good time.

>>11403740

I shall return her to you when she is ready, Emperor of Man. My word is my bond.

>>11403742

Do you think if I were to reveal any of my plans to you, your mortal mind could comprehend them, without losing your mind, child?

>> No.11403825

>>11403794
Yeah, despite my best efforts, that dreadful bore Tzeentch somehow won her over.

>> No.11403826

>>11403802
I'll risk the madness. I just can't see how ONE Sister would help you.
And a catch and release without some kind of plan doesn't fit you.

>> No.11403853

>>11403784

How you all assume ill of me.

Your Imperium would never allow you to know me as anything but the Lord of Change. They fear you discovering my other side: the Lord of Hope.

Lack of change breeds stagnation. Change ends stagnation. Hope is the power to change all that surrounds you.

This girl hoped for someone to hear her pleas, and end her torment.

I did, for she beckoned to me with the hope in her heart.

She will discover this as she recovers under my care. She will see her Emperor again.

>> No.11403867

>>11403695
You, Guardsman!
Take team two and head down the south corridor. Team one and I will search the north. Set up a beacon, should you find any friendlies.

>> No.11403870

>>11403826

A mind cannot forget a kindness.

A simple, unfettered, unburdened kindness.

That is my plan, child. In full, unobstructed, unobfuscated truth.

>> No.11403882

>>11403853
Ok... so the Lord of Change is going to nurse a Sister back to health...
This is ether an Anime, or he hopes that his 'kindness' will turn her to following him on her own. Sounds like an awful lot of effort for just one Sister.

>> No.11403891

>>11403870
So you mean to let her know the true nature of her savior, and then release her that she may spread word of your mercy among her Sisters?

That's... brilliant.

>> No.11403900

>>11403867

>how I read this

"Team Two take her in the front, Team One and I will work the back. By God we'll find her 'beacon' all right."

>> No.11403904

>>11403882

OR
OR
OR

Tzeentch has a waifu~

>> No.11403905

>>11403882

The more you assume a farce, the more reassurance I have that mortals could never ply the depths of my ruminations.

All will come to pass as it should.

>> No.11403909

>>11403900

>> No.11403914

>>11403891
... No, actually, it's completely retarded.

>> No.11403929

>>11403891

If that is what you believe.

>>11403914

Has not the Imperium of Man done the same? Offering themselves as the only house to which the masses may seek succor from the harshness of the universe?

I assume it is all well and good when the Imperium does as such, since in that veneer it is more agreeable to those who believe in it against all else.

>> No.11403944

>>11403909

YES

>> No.11403956

>>11403929
No, because they'll just shoot her for being compromised. This plan is as worthless as the ones manifested by the Imperial Commanders of the Damocles Crusade.

>> No.11403962

>>11403867
Yes, Commissar!

*insta killed*

>> No.11403964

>>11403956
>This plan is as worthless as the ones manifested by the Imperial Commanders of the Damocles Crusade.
Ouch!

>> No.11403969

>>11403956

I was merely relating that the Imperium does the very thing you all seemed convinced I am doing.

I did not say that was my plan.

You merely assumed as such. Pity.

>> No.11403980

>>11403969
No, I was commenting to the person who said it was a brilliant plan. It's a retarded plan.

>> No.11403986

Guardsmen to the rescue!

...Yes, seriously.

... What? We can be useful sometimes...

>> No.11403988

>>11403962
Sigh.

Fucking fine. I'll do it myself.

Ahem. SORORITAS, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME!

PRAYER MAY CLEANSE THE SOUL, BUT PAIN CLEANSES THE BODY. BOTH ARE NECESSARY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF HUMANITY!

>> No.11403992

>>11403980

If that is the case, then why did you refer your prior comment to me, instead of said individual?

I believe you are backpeddaling now, mortal. No matter. It's none of my concern that you cannot understand what it is I am doing.

(Captcha: 'answers rationale'... I just HAD to point that out.)

>> No.11403994

>>11403956
Yes, your commanders underestimated the Greater Good.

Oh, while I'm here: anyone up for serving the Greater Good?

>> No.11404000

DOOOOOOOOM RIDER HERE, THE SISTER IS MINE

>> No.11404003

>>11403994

Sounds like heresy, Xeno.

(Although my Captcha suggests that it would be "trendier, normally")

>> No.11404004

Do not despair, for in death and pain you will know that there is another side, which is not the truth your superiors tell you, and not the truth your torturers speak of, it is the truth that is the Emperor himself.

>> No.11404007

>>11403992
Meh, you could be the same person. In any case, I don't really care what your post said, you just responded to me, and I feel like going on a tirade about how absolutely stupid that plan is, and whoever said it was brilliant can refer to the previous statement in regards to the tactical acumen of the Damacles command staff.

>> No.11404009

>>11403994
Also, what's up with the fuckin' codex? Half the shit is worthless in 5th. Tau need love too!

>> No.11404011

>>11404003
WELL MINE SAYS EMPLOYEES QUARTERS!

GET BACK TO SEARCHING FOR THE GIRL!

>> No.11404016

>>11404003
C'mon, it'll be a good time. We can let you touch a Broadside. We won't let you drive one, but it's shiny. And we can fight Chaos! You like to do that, right?

>> No.11404020

>>11404011

Sir, Yes, Sir!

(Captcha again: Apparently, if we can't find her, "senators can")

>> No.11404024

>>11404016
Step the fuck off my Guardsman, xeno.

>> No.11404032

>>11404016
They even killed Slaanesh!

>> No.11404034

>>11404016

I'll touch broadsides all I want! With my blade! Ineffectually!

>> No.11404043

>>11404024

I knew you had my back, Commissar!

>> No.11404045

>>11404024
Woah, there, big human with the gun. I'd not like to sain my battlesuit with your blood today. I was just informing him of the benefits of becoming a member of the Gue'vesa.

>> No.11404048

>>11404007

Indeed.

>> No.11404059

>>11404043
You know it!

>> No.11404066

>>11404045

...Please don't inform me of things. That might be considered heresy...

(Please don't get me shot!)

>> No.11404073

>>11404045
You can become a member of deeze nuts, ya fruity blue pansy. Your crappy little poasterboard tanks can't stand up to the might of the Imperium.

>> No.11404084

>>11404073
That's not what your mother said about the Damocles Crusade.

>> No.11404092

>>11404084
MY MOTHER IS DEAAAAAAAAAD

OPEN FIRE GUARDSMEN!

>> No.11404093

>>11404011

Sir! I believe we've located the missing sister, sir! However, I regret to inform you that we are god-awful at objective capture, sir!

>> No.11404103

>>11404084
Your tanks got trashed then, too. You just won the war.

>> No.11404106

>>11404092

Affirmative, Sir!

(I absolutely cannot believe that my captcha right now is "grow balls")

>> No.11404111

>>11404092
Oh no, the Imperal Guard is shooting at me. Help. Help.

Aw, just kidding. Jet pack, away!

>> No.11404115

>>11404093
WELL SHIT

IS SHE ALIVE?

>> No.11404116

>>11404084
You do realize you got your ass saved by a Hive Fleet there? Cause we can lead a bloody war of attrition as long as it takes.

>> No.11404135

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11404140

>>11404115

She seems to be, Sir! We have no indications that she has fallen to chaos, Sir!

>> No.11404143

>>11404111
Oh, a jet pack, what ever will we DO?

>> No.11404148

>>11404135
So THAT'S where Cultist's girlfriend came from!

>> No.11404150

What on earth is going on here?

>> No.11404151

>>11404140
Alright. Call for transport. We're getting her to Terra.

>> No.11404166

>>11404150
We're saving people from Chaos.

And shit.

>> No.11404173

>>11404150

Nothing pornographic, Sir! Your expertise is welcomed, but not required, Sir!

>>11404151
Aye, Aye, Sir!

(Captcha is on a roll: "The Departures"

(My Captcha is on a roll. Currently: "The Departures")

>> No.11404175

>>11404166

Ahh, carry on.

>> No.11404176

>>11404093
>>11404115
>>11404140
>>11404151

Do not trouble yourselves. What you see is merely an image I have given you of her, very well and very healed, in my care.

She will be released to you when she is fit to be.

>> No.11404178

>>11404140
>>11404151
Oh that son of a bitch! Tzeentch only took her mind and left her body!
Which... technically follows the letter of the deal...

>> No.11404185

I think I'll take it from here, Commissar. Well done.

>> No.11404195

>>11404176

Fuck that noise!

(I really want shore leave on Terra. Please give her back. Please?!)

>> No.11404202

>>11404176
Sigh. Someone get the psykers and priests.

We're pulling her back. I don't like to lose.

>> No.11404211

>>11404202

Lose, Commissar? We never lose!

(Oh god, I hope I don't die)

>> No.11404216

>>11404195

She shall return home when she is ready.

>>11404202
In order that I may save your pitifully abused psychers and holy men, I leave you this gift, Commissar. Defeat it, and feel as though you have won the day.

Spare your broken, brainwashed mindlsaves for another day.

>> No.11404217

>>11404211
YOU WILL NOT DIE ..probably.. JUST CALL FOR A DAMN PSYKER!

>> No.11404220

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY A WARHAMMER

>> No.11404228

>>11404217

Sir, he should be here any moment, Sir!
(Oh, god, please don't execute me.)

(...I think I pissed myself)

>> No.11404237

>>11404217

>> No.11404238

Don't worry. He's not a great corruptor, just another upstart who has started to believe his own lies. A little bird told me that. Demon, I am prepared to fight fire with fire.

>> No.11404239

>>11404217
Son of a bitch commissars.... I'll turn this damn chimera around... Then we'll see how far your PRECIOUS rescue mission goes then.....

>> No.11404250

>>11404216
Open fire guardsmen!

>> No.11404266

>>11404250

Of course, Commissar, sir!

>> No.11404298

>>11404238

I do not wish to kill you, Imperial.

I leave you with my spawn. It will inevitably fall, and you will have your victory over me.

And soon, you shall have your Sister, fully in and of her own mind.

>> No.11404300

>>11404266
Alright, dance party whilst we wait for the Psyker's lazy ass.

>> No.11404343

>>11404300

...I didn't know commissars danced. Huh. You learn something every day.

>> No.11404356

>>11404298
Oh, but we two would know about puppeteers.. Prepare to have your strings cut, not those on your fingers but those on your joints.

>> No.11404375

>>11404343

>> No.11404386

SAVE THE SISTER OF BATTLE FROM CHAOS AND THE FUCKHEADS!

MUEX ON GUARDSMEN! FOR THE EMPRAH!

>> No.11404398

>>11404386
Um... what does that mean Sister?

>> No.11404403

>>11404375

Hahahah. That made my evening.

>> No.11404418

COME FIENDS! FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.11404419

>>11404398

FUCKED IF I KNOW, AND IM AN ADMINISTRATUM ADEPT YOU DOLT!

IF CHAOS WANTS IT, WE WANT THEM TO NOT HAVE IT. ITS SIMPLE!

AND TROLLING GAYWAD ABBADON IS WHAT WE DO!

>> No.11404441

>>11404419

Hell yes, trolling Abaddon!

(As long as he can't see me!)

[Captcha: "Noshing Small-arms". Sounds unpleasant all around]

>> No.11404460

>>11404419
>>11404418
So we have a damn Dreadnought and a fucking Adept, but no Psyker?

WHERE IS THE PSYKER

>> No.11404468

>>11404460

still shitting himself from warp visions?

>> No.11404482

>>11404468
SOMEONE PICK HIM UP AND MOVE HIM HERE!

That or let's call exterminatus and leave.

>> No.11404491

>>11404460

I got him here, Sir! That's the best I can do, Sir! Please do not execute me for dereliction of duty, Sir!

>> No.11404510

>>11404298
Hey, you giant Chaos faggot.

Where would you deliver the Sororitas if this planet is destroyed?

>> No.11404513

WAAAGH!!!

>> No.11404529

>>11404513

Fuck, now we have to deal with Orks, too? Oh man, this day just couldn't get any worse!

(Unless I die. God, I hope I don't get shot at)

>> No.11404534

I heard there were hats in this thread, any truth to this?

Oh, commisar, you have a lovely one!

May I have it?

>> No.11404540

VILE ORKS WILL NOT CROSS THIS LINE!!!! DEATH TO THE ENEMY'S OF THE EMPEROR!

>> No.11404544

>>11404529
Nah fuck it.

We're leaving this crazy house.

Or at least I am. I'm fucking hungry.

>> No.11404556

>>11404534

God dammit, man! You don't just ask for a commissar's hat! What's wrong with you?

>> No.11404564

>>11404544

Too late to get out, sir... fleet just left...

>> No.11404569

>>11403090
I don't get it.
Sis becomes living saint and she gets burn'n'purge as thanks?
Who wrote this and where are me fucking living saints already FFG?

>> No.11404581

>>11404540

well frank, looks like its just me and you saving the Sister

>> No.11404582

I forgot to work on episode 3, I thought releasing some more hats would make it better.

For that, I need hats

>> No.11404599

THE SISTER WILL BE SAVED!! AND ALL FOES WHO STAND IN MY WAY SHELL BE LEFT BROKEN AND SHATTERED!!

>> No.11404612

>>11404356

Ah, humans. You seek to destroy that which you do not understand, but birthed with your subconscious as a cry for help.

I am no mere psycher or demon, boy. You are not worth my time.

>>11404510

I will deliver her when the time is right. This is not then, because to do so would surely mean her death at your hands.

Destroy this meaningless ball if you must. And perhaps you must... as the Orks seem to have found it.

>> No.11404627

>>11404612
>This is not then, because to do so would surely mean her death at your hands.
She'll just wind up killed later, then.

>> No.11404651

>>11404612

hey frank, Gaywad Abbadon's bum chum here can't even spell Psyker!

>laughingacolytes.jpeg

as to the orks, i got an autopistol.

and a kilt.

>> No.11404663

>>11404627
Unless no one finds out.
... unless my CAPTCHA is correct, in which case Heinrich does.

>> No.11404683

>>11404651

Ahem. What part of 'Lord of Change' did you not understand?

I changed the spelling.

>>11404627

No, she will not. >>11404663 has the right idea.

She will be safe.

>> No.11404697

>>11404683
If she doesn't hail your saving of her, there's not much point. If she does, she'll wind up dead. Meh.

>> No.11404708

Fare thee well, men of the Imperium.

I depart to my fortress in the Warp.

I of course invite any and all of you to join me there, if you wish.

>> No.11404713

STRELOK! THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED OF THE FOLLOWERS OF THE DARK ONES! THEY ARE AS WEAK AND STUPID AS THE GODS THEY WORSHIP!

>> No.11404766

>>11404612
A Lord of Change? I don't believe you. And if you believe yourself, you're not a Lord of Change. I have studied your kind for centuries, and you are just a puppet, high on lies and confusion.

What you don't realize is what game your master and I play. The sister is not the bait in your web.

You are.

>> No.11404894

>>11404713
you said it frank!

>> No.11404932

>>11404766

'A' Lord of Change?

'The' Lord of Change, fool.

Seek me in my fortress if you wish proof. My door is open to you.

>> No.11404958

>>11404932
Pssshhh, a delusional daemon. This is going to be good.

>> No.11404988

>>11404958

Hardly. I'm speaking to you in your head, fool

Do you see a demon before you? No.

It is just this easy for me to be in you mind, Psyker.

I could have made you my puppet long ago. But I have other things to attend to.

Your Sister will be back amongst you in twenty-four hours.

However, you will never find her. I will have her live to old age, as is my word.

>> No.11405138

DAEMON YOUR WORDS ARE AS PATHETIC AS YOU ARE! AND YOUR LIE IS AS EASY TO SEE AS THE FOOLS WHO TRY AND HIDE FROM ME!

>> No.11405144

As a side note, I never really liked the idea of the chaotic powers of the highest order being impersonated in the form of a single consciousness, sitting somewhere stroking its beard and cackling manically while developing their evil plots.

>> No.11405165

>>11405144
I've always seen the Chaos Gods as representations, kind of like... God in Berserk, but not quite. The way I see it they embody the general ideal that their worshippers hold to.

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