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ME GOT BORD.

DIS BE ARTISTIK RENDURRING O' GORK AN' MORK

>> No.11363458

>>11363443
DATS NOT 'OW YA WAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.11363471

>>11363458
DEY DO WAAAAAGH! DEY JUS' WAAAAAAGH DIFFURENTLY

>> No.11363499

>>11363471
WOTZ ALL DIS, MORK AIN'T GOT NONE TEEF.

AN' GORK'S GOT SUM GUBBIN SQUID ON 'IS ARSE, YA GIT.

>> No.11363531

>>11363499
DATS NOT A SQUIG

>> No.11363541

>>11363499
MORKZ GOT TEEF, DEY BE CUNNIN' TEEF!
AN GORKZ 'SQUIG' BE A TAIL, FO' MOAR CHOPPY!

>> No.11363545

QUIT MUCKIN' ABOUT YA GIT AN' GET TA FOIGHTEN

>> No.11363556

>>11363545
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.11363560

>>11363541

WHOT ARE YOU ON ABOUT, GROT

GORK GOTZ DEM TEEF, NOT MORK

>> No.11363562

itt : niggers

>> No.11363570

>>11363560
I FORT DEY BOTH 'AVES TEEF...

>> No.11363572

>>11363562
DA ZOG A WUN'A DEM, GIT

>> No.11363576

>>11363562

OI

WE'Z GREEN, YA STUPID GIT. WE'Z NOT BLACK OR SUMFIN' LIEK DAT

>> No.11363588

>>11363572
WUN UV DEM 'UMIES I 'EAR.

>> No.11363590

>>11363570
AH GOT YER TEEF

>> No.11363592

>>11363570

CAN YO SEE ANY TEEF ON DAT MORK ARTISTIK RENDEESHUN? I FINK NOT

>> No.11363593

>>11363545
>>11363560
YA WOUDNT UNNERSTAN' ARTISTIK WAAAAAGH IF IT HIT YA IN DA FACE!

>> No.11363602

>>11363576
AIN'T DEM GOFFS A BUNCH O' BOYZ GOT DEM BLACKS?

>> No.11363604

>>11363562
WE A SMATA DEN DA AVAEREGE NIGAA!!1

>> No.11363612

>>11363592
YU ARN'T GONNA 'AVE ANY TEEF IF YU TALK LIKE DAT.

>> No.11363613

>>11363593
DATS IT, 'ERE WE GO!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.11363623

>>11363613
DA PITT DA PITT DA PITT WAAAAAGGGHHH

>> No.11363636

>>11363604
WOT

>> No.11363639

>>11363612

ID'Z ON, YA GROT. YER TEEF ARE MINE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.11363651

ITT: Monday is renamed Orksday. Everyone talks like an Ork on Orksday.

>> No.11363653

Orkz: They'll wage war about anything.

ANYTHING.

>> No.11363661

>>11363651
WOT? WAAAGHSDAY? EVERY DAY IS WAAAGHSDAY YA WEEDY GIT!

>> No.11363664

BAH GORK AN' MORK!
DEY'Z 'POSED TA BE GREEN YA GIT.
AH SWEAR YE GIT GOT TOO MUCH OF DEM "'ELDAR WEED" 'UMIES BE PASSIN ABOUT.
NOW WHO THE ZOG IS YER WARBOSS, I 'AVE A COMPLAINSH T' GIVE T' 'IM.

>> No.11363670

>>11363651
DAT'S NOT A MEME YA RUNT-'EAD.

>> No.11363686

>>11363639
>>11363651
EER WE GO EER WE GO EER WE GO

EER WE GO EER WE GO EER WE GOOOO

EER... WE... ZOG, WOT UDER 'ORDS AR DER?

O WEL

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

>> No.11363689

It'z zertainly bold, innit? Da lack of green is inishally unsettlin', but once ya realise dat da lucky blue and da rich yella mix to make true green ya realise da intent of the artists is ta show dat da best way is to have Gork an' Mork in equal meshure. Styalistically, I don't fink dat da presentation of da blue figure wivvout gubbins works. Looks too much loike an 'oomie. Still, you have ta give -OW- sorry Boss, I'll shut it now.

>> No.11363691

>>11363664
YER NOT GONNA KOMPLAIN, CUZ YER A DEAD ORK!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.11363715

>>11363689
SHADDUP WIF UR IN'ELECKTOOALNISS YA SQUIGMEAT

>> No.11363730

I SAY WE'Z PAINT DIS WUBSITE GREEN ON DA MONDAYZ. BECAUSE BLU' IZ JUST NOT ORKY ENUFF

>> No.11363740

>>11363689
STUPID GROT, MORK GOT A HUMMIE SUIT TA GET IN DEY STUFF.

MORK ALWAYS FINK IT FUN TA BLOW EM UP FROM DA INSIDEZ.

>> No.11363748

>>11363730
BUT BLUZ DA LUKKY KOLOR!

>> No.11363754

>>11363730

SHADDAP YA GIT. I'Z DA BOSS, AND I SAY WE PAINT IT RED. WIF BLUE BITZ FER LUCK

>> No.11363755

>>11363748
DA RED ONEZ LIKE DAT BEEZ BOARD IZ FASTA

>> No.11363759

>>11363730
...

.....

BUT BOSS, I'M CULURBLIND. WOT WONS GREEN?

>> No.11363766

>>11363754
RED AN BLUE CHEKS.

>> No.11363773

>>11363689
GET BACK TA OILIN' ME BIKE YA WEEDY GIT! AN PAINT UN ORF DEM FUNNY "ARTSY SKULLZ" ON 'M ONCE YA AT IT!

>> No.11363777

>>11363759

JUS PAINNIT ANY COLOR BEFORE I KRUMP YA

>> No.11363778

>>11363766

AN TEEF BITS FOR CHOPPY

>> No.11363787

NOW IT HAZ GREEN!

>> No.11363796

>>11363777
RIGHT BOSS

YA STINKIN GROTTY 'IGHNESS

>> No.11363804

>>11363787

FER GORK AN' MORK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.11363808

The whole fucking logic behind Orkz, man. It's all clear to me now.

>> No.11363814

>>11363808
ITS A HUMMIE, BOSS!

>> No.11363817

>>11363787

MORK IS ORKYER BECUZ HE'S GREENIER DAN GORK. I IZ A SPEESHALIST IN ARTISTIK WAAAGH, I KNOW WHOT I'Z TALKIN' ABOUF

>> No.11363819

>>11363787
NOW YA DUNNIT. WERE'S DA BLUE? WOT 'APPENED TO MORK?

>> No.11363847

>>11363808
YA GOT NUFFIN YET YA STINKIN 'ITTLE HUMIE.

DA SECRET OF DA ORKDOM IZ AN OLD AND MYSHTIRIYOOS WUN, NOT SUMMAT ANY GIT LIKE YA KULD UNNERSTAND

>> No.11363850

>>11363808

GED OUTTA 'ERE, HUMIE, BEFORE I BLAST YE TA BITZ WIF MAH KUSTIN SNAZZGUN

>> No.11363858

WOTS ALL DIS DEN?

WOT YEW GITS DOIN JABBERIN AWAY WHEN YA SHOULD BE KRUMPIN? YA GETTIN' ON ME BAD SIDE!

>> No.11363859

>>11363850
>>11363847
>>11363814

SHADDUP ALL O' YA AN GET 'IM

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH

>> No.11363861

>>11363847
BUT SUMMA DEM HUMMIES WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH PRETTY GUD. LIKE DEM HUMMIE BOYZ WIT DA KORM BOSS

>> No.11363871

BAH GORK AN' MORK.
AH'VE JUS REEYULIZED...
MORK BE RUNNIN 4CHAN.
E'S DED KUNNIN'.

>> No.11363874

>>11363859

OKAY BOSS

DANCE 'UMIE, DANCE!

>> No.11363882

rolled 53 = 53

>>11363443
>GORK AN' MORK

More like Bowser and Mario.

>> No.11363887

>>11363817
YOUZ NUFFIN BUT A POSH GIT WHO TINKS E'S BETTA THAN US BOYS KUZ YOUZ GOT TA PAINT DA BOSSESS TRUKK! YA DONT KNOW ART FROM A SQUIGS BOTT'M YA PANSY 'UMIE HUGGAH!!

>> No.11363890

DIZ MAKEZ TOO MANY SENSE!

>> No.11363893

>>11363861

YE MEAN DA STINKIN' CHAOS BOYZ? DA ONES WIF DA SPOIKS AND RED HARD BITZ?

DOSE WAAAGH PRETTY GOOD, I GIVE YA DAT, BUT THEY AIN'T ORKZ, SO DEY AIN'T DA BEST.

>> No.11363894

>>11363861

DA RED CAN BOYZ WAAAAGH GUD

DUNNO 'BOUT THEM BLUE CAN BOYZ. WUNNA DEM TRIED TA MAKE ME ASEPT SUM "ROBOT GIRLY MAN" AS MY "SPIRITAL LIG"

>> No.11363915

>>11363882
OI GUIZ! OI'VE JUS FIGGERED OUT WUT DA 'UMIE GODS ARE! DEY BE CALLED "MARYO" AN' "WEEGEE"!
HOW DARE DEY BE KOPYIN' OUR GODS?!?
DAT BE HERESY!

>> No.11363920

>>11363894
NOT AS BAD AS DA BLUE GITZ, A SNOTLIN CAN GO TOE TO TOE WIT DEM BITCHEZ

>> No.11363924

>>11363894

DOSE BE DA LUKY MUHREEN BOYZ. DA ORKIEST OF DEM IS DE GREEN MUHREENS WIF DA BURNAS, DEY SPEEK LIKE US, EVEN

>> No.11363925

>>11363894
AH SAW A HUMMIE BOY, DA ONEZ NOT IN A CAN, 'E WUZ PRETTY GUD AT WAAAAAGH AN' 'E KILLED A BUNCH O' DEM RED CAN BOYZ ALL 'IMSELF.

'E EVEN WOREZ DA GREEN, SO 'E WUZ PRETTY ORKY FOR A HUMMIE.

>> No.11363928

>>11363871
WOT? MORK IZ MOOT? ZOG THAT.

>> No.11363932

>>11363890
WUN BE KUNNIN BUT BRUTAL
AND WUN BE BRUTAL BUT KUNNIN!

BOSS BOSS WE NEEDZ DESE HUMIES FO' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.11363948

>>11363925
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.11363954

>>11363925

WHAT DA ZOG ARE YE TALKIN ABOUT YA GIT

UMIES IS SO PUNY DEY CAN'T WAAAAAGH WIFOUT DEM ROBOT HARD BITZ

>> No.11363962

>>11363948
YOUU TWAT, HES TALKIN ABAUT OL ONE EYE YARRRIK, DAT UMIE CAN SCRAP

>> No.11363968

>>11363948
WOT E'S TALKIN' ABOOT IS GREENMUHREEN, YA ZOG-FER-BRAINZ.

>> No.11363976

>>11363962
O

YEH 'E WAS A RITE PEAS UV WORK

>> No.11363980

>>11363962

DAT YARRIK BOY IZ DA ORKIEST UMIE DERE IZ

>> No.11363983

>>11363954
DIS HEVVY BE MO' OF AN ORK DAN YOO! WHAHAHAHA!

>> No.11363991

DIS IS GORK AN' MORK, AN' I'LL KRUMP ANY GROT WHO SEZ UVVERWISE!

>> No.11364020

>>11363983
DAMN RIGHT BITCH!

>> No.11364021

>>11363983

LOOK AT DA DAKKA HE'S HANDLIN'

>> No.11364022

Sam I am!

>> No.11364025

>>11363991
I SEZ OFFUWIZE! YA STOOPID GIT!

LOOKZ ORKY, THO. GUD JOB!

>> No.11364029

>>11363991
DEM'S NOT GORN 'N MORK! DEM'S JUST PIKSJURES OF DA SUN AN' DA MOON 'N STUFF! I'Z GOT DEM GLYFFS ON ME BUGGY!!

>> No.11364030

>>11363983
HE AIN'T ORKY. PAINT 'IM GREEN AN DEN 'E'LL BE ORKY.

>> No.11364037

>>11364030
"ding"

>> No.11364047

>>11363983
WOT DA ZOG? 'E'S A HUMIE WIF DAKKA, NOT AN ORK! JUST CUZ 'E'S GOT DAKKA DON'T MEAN E'S ORKY!

>> No.11364055

>>11364037

DATZ MORE LOIKE IT.

I'LL NAME 'IM... 'EAVY WEAPONZ BOY.

>> No.11364057

>>11364047
HE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHS BETTA DAN YOO!

>> No.11364060

>> No.11364066

>>11364037
>>11364055

WELL SOD ME. NOW DAT'S ORKY. NOT NEARLY ENUFF CHOPPY, THO. 'E SHUD PUT SOME CHOPPY ON DAT DAKKA, AN DEN SOME MORE SHOOTY GUBBINZ ON 'IS CHOPPY. DAT'S RIGHT AN PROPA.

>> No.11364071

>>11364022
Oi, Sam be a right orky git. He runz' bout' pakin moar dakka than most boyz, foightin anythin e' can. For a humie, e' aint zo bad. E' stil aint an ork, douh.

>> No.11364072

>>11364060

NOT ENUFF DAKKA. NOT ENUFF GREEN

GET OUTTA ME SIGHTS, YA GIT.

>> No.11364093

>>11364071
YA AIN'T SNEAKY ENUF 'UMIE. WE CAN SMEL YA A MIOLE AWAY.

>> No.11364100

DIS TRED NEEDS MOAR STOMPAN

>> No.11364109

WUT ABOUT DAT MARBO FELLA? EIS GOT LOW CUNNIN AN CAN FITE!

BUT HE AINT GOT DAT CRANKIN ARM MUSSLES LIKE US ORKS.

>> No.11364112

>>11364093
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Owz dat fer Orky, ya git?

>> No.11364113

>>11364072
BUT IT'Z RED! RED DAKKA GOEZ FASTA', DAT MEANS RED DAKKA IZ DED KILLY!

>> No.11364115

>>11363890
>>11363890
>>11363787
>>11363787
>>11363443
>>11363443
>>11363443

Non uh dat iz rite, dis ere iz wut gork n mork look like.

>> No.11364126

>>11364115

err... furgot me sketchan.

>> No.11364131

>>11364115

DEY LOOK BLU'?

>> No.11364137

There seems to be a massive Ork WAAAGH forming in this thread.

>> No.11364148

>>11364137

BOSS! UMIES' A'COMIN'!

>> No.11364156

>>11364137
KILL THE TINY BABY GUARDSMEN! HIDE COWARDS! RUN HOME TO MAMA!

>> No.11364173

>>11364148
OI SAY! 'TIS BE PROPER TOIM 'FER A WAAAGH TOO, AIN'T IT BOYZ?

>> No.11364183

>>11364173
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.11364196

>>11364156
*cough*

>> No.11364197

Barbarians

>> No.11364212

>>11364196

DEYZ GOT DA BIG KILLY TANK FINGS

BOSS! WE GOTTA GO!

>> No.11364214

Everything is going exactly to my plans

>> No.11364216

>>11364197

OI, GREY SKIN, HOW ABOUT YA STOP YAPPIN' AND START FOIGHTEN?

>> No.11364224

>>11364197

OI! DERE'S SUM WEEDY BLUE GITZ OVER DERE. WHAT SAY WE KRUMP 'EM, BOYS?

>> No.11364227

>>11364196
>>11364156
YA BE KRAZY ENUFF FER A 'UMIE! OI DOKTOH, UBER 'IM UP!

>> No.11364241

The ancient powers of Chaos go where they please

>> No.11364244

>>11364224
OI BE SEEIN THRU YER DISGUIZ, 'UMIE! JES LOOK AT YER NAME-TAG!
WAAAAGHHHH AWAY AT DA 'UMIES, BOYZ! LATER WE CAN KRUMP DA OFFAS GUD!

>> No.11364245

WE NEEDZ TA ARCHIVE DIZ THRED, DIS GOT MUCH ORKYNESS AND WINNIN'

>> No.11364256

>104 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.11364260

Hmm... Interesting. The subjects seem to have become delusional, worshiping and subsequently arguing over the crude representation of what appears to be their deities. Further observation will be required. End recording.

>> No.11364263

>>11364196
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11364277

>This thread

>> No.11364280

>>11364260
...AN' NOW WE BE HAVIN' A GOOD PROPER WAAAAGGHHHH. WILL YA GIT DOWN FROM DERE, YA GIT, SO WE CAN KRUMP YA REEEAL GUD?

>> No.11364294

'UMIES, SPOIKY BOYZ, AND DA BLUE BOYZ ARE 'ERE! WE IN FOR DA FOIGHT OF OUR LIVES, BOYZ!

>> No.11364296

>>11364277

Why don't you come over here you furry, my bolter would like to have a word with you

>> No.11364304

>>11364280
No, I quite like it up here. I prefer to have all my internal organs remain internal. But whatever, don't let me cramp your style.

>> No.11364308

>>11364277
>DIS TIN CAN BOY

>> No.11364330

>>11364304

SUP.

>> No.11364340

WHERE'Z DA ORKZ IN DIS PLACE

>> No.11364349

YER GITZ AR' WAAAGH IN A TAU 'HREAD!

>> No.11364358

>>11364245
(nah, it's really not worth it, especially given the culling of the archives. Don't bother)

>> No.11364359

WHY'S WE STILL ARGUIN'? DERE'S ENUFF'A DEM 'UMIES AN' OVVA BOYZ TA WARRANT A GOOD KRUMPIN'!

>> No.11364370

>>11364359

You cannot hope to win against immortals

>> No.11364371

>>11364330
>>11364304
OH FER THA LOVE O' GORK AN' MORK. YOU TWO ARE HAVIN' A SHEILIN' PARTEE WHILE US BOYZ ARE HAVIN' A WAAAGGHHH. UDDERLY DESHPICKABLE! YA ZOGS BE RUDE T' US BOYZ!

AT LEAST GIMME SUM BOOZE, YA GIT!

>> No.11364373

Yes, now it's a party! How you doin', you motherfucker? Still being all Doomy and Rider and stuff?

>> No.11364382

>>11364370
DA ONLY THIN ULL BE CHANGIN IS YO CAN CAUSE U GONNA SOIL IT AGAINST OWA CHOPPIES AND DAKKAS

>> No.11364389

>>11364373

WORD UP BRO.

JUST FILLIN' OUT THE FORM AND ALL THAT ACID I ORDERED IS MIIIIINE, MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.11364398

>>11364372

LET'Z GO, BOYZ! WE GOT A THRED TA CLAIM!

>> No.11364417

I FOUND SUM DAKKA

>> No.11364420

>>11364370
IMORTALS!? SPAAAARTAA

>> No.11364425

>>11364398

Boss... Dose blue boyz iz all nekkid an' stuff... What da zog does dat mean?

>> No.11364436

>>11364389
That's not a form, that's a picture of one of a loli daemonette having sex with a tentacle monster made out of cocaine.

>> No.11364438

>>11364389
OI BOYZ! DAT ZOG BE STANDIN' PROPA! AN' NOT AN ORK!
REV UP DA WAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

>> No.11364439

>>11364425
IDONNO BUT DEI GONNA GET SHREDED BY DACKA, LOOK OW SQUISHEY DEI LOOK.

>> No.11364447

>>11364389
Right on, right on. Acid, huh? Is that, like, a step up or a step down from cocaine for you?

>> No.11364452

>>11364436

...YEAH, SO?

>> No.11364462

>>11364436
He's using Slaaneshi-bureaucrat slang. Filling in forms = doing massive amounts of coke off a daemonic hookers second penis.

>> No.11364471

>>11364452
So I want a copy.

>> No.11364488

>>11364447

IT'S DIFFERENT.

MAKES THINGS MORE SURREAL THAN THEY ALREADY ARE, EVERYONE SAYS 'DOOM, DOES YOUR WORLD REALLY NEED TO GET MORE SURREAL?'

I'M JUST LIKE 'FUCK YEAH BRO. BRING ON THE BITCHES.

>> No.11364509

>>11364488
Bitches, you say? I'm in. Hand me one of those forms, Doom.

>> No.11364553

>>11364471

FUCK NO.

>>11364509

HERE YOU GO BRO

>> No.11364682

>>11364553

>> No.11364694

>>11364682

>> No.11364729

>>11364682

LUNCH!

>> No.11364730

>>11364694

>> No.11364760

>>11364730

HAH, I GET IT.

GIANT COCK.

>> No.11364765

>>11364436
>>11364389

DOOM? Is this yours? This daemonette and mass of tentacles has been following me around all morning asking: "Have you seen DOOMRIDER?"

>> No.11364792

>>11364765

NO. THAT IS NOT MINE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.

REALLY.

I SWEAR.

>> No.11364797

>>11364760
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>> No.11364810

>>11364797

COME ON MAN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN SHOUTING.

>> No.11364829

>>11364810
SORRY.
HOWEVER, PLEASE DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS STATEMENTS, AS I SUCK COCKS.

>> No.11364839

>>11364829

BETTER.

>> No.11364846

>>11364792
Hey Doom, about this orde- HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS THAT THING?! AND WHY IS IT SAYING YOUR NAME?!

>> No.11364864

>>11364846

IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE SOMETHING I FRATERNIZED WITH AND NO LONGER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH.

SOUND FAMILIAR?

>> No.11364874

>>11364864
BTW THAT'S ME ON THE BOTTOM.

>> No.11364880

>>11364874

>BTW

NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

>> No.11364896

>>11364874
WHAT, AM I SUPPOSED TO TRY?

>> No.11364898

>>11364417

Holy shit! A twin-linked M4!

>> No.11364900

>>11364880
did you....you know...pee in her butt?

>> No.11364920

>>11364900

THAT'S JUST.. THAT'S..

WHAT?

>>11364896

I DUNNO, PREFERABLY.

>> No.11364954

>>11364920
ohhh you are the bee's knees doomrider, i wish i could give you coke as your reward. consider yourself 10 xp richer.

>> No.11364968

>>11364920
FUCK THAT SHIT.
I HAVE SHIT TO SHIT.

>> No.11364970

>>11364954

WELL HOT DAMN.

>> No.11365022

shit is slow

>> No.11365024

>>11364970

Hey DOOM I found an old pic of you...

>> No.11365037

>>11365024

THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

>> No.11365043

>>11365037
SHIT ON A SHIT MADE FROM THE SHITTING SHITS OF A THOUSAND SHITTING SHITS.

>> No.11365061

>>11365043

AKA: LAST TUESDAY.

>> No.11365069

>>11365061
SHIT.

>> No.11365075

>>11365069

QUITE.

>> No.11365079

>>11365075
INDEED.

>> No.11365095

>>11365079

>> No.11365107

>>11365095
COCKS ON A DICK MADE FROM WANGSCHLONGS.

>> No.11365124

rolled 63 = 63

Stop this. Stop it right now.

This is silly.

>> No.11365134

>>11365107
...ok that one I didn't get.

Mind explaining what a Wangschlong is?

>> No.11365137

>>11365124

NO SIR, YOU ARE SILLY.

>> No.11365140

>>11363443
Looks familiar

>> No.11365151

>>11365124

I BELIEVE YOU MEAN THIS IS SILLY

>> No.11365172

>>11365124
I'm sorry Ted, you should know the shenanigans cannot stop once begun.

>> No.11365185

>>11365172

TOM, MY MAIN, MAIN MAN!

HIGH FIVE.

>> No.11365195

WHAT THE SHITS GOING ON IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11365200

rolled 16 = 16

>>11365137
>>11365151
I swear if I had the paper work I would...

>>11365172
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.

>> No.11365204

>this thread

>> No.11365205

>>11365185
Hey Doomrider, still on cocaine? Naw, I'm kidding. Of course you are.

>> No.11365215

>>11365205

HA-HAAAAA, YOU KIDDER.

GODDAMN I LOVE THAT HAIR. HOW'S SECTOR TIJI?

>> No.11365219

LET THE SILLINESS CONTINUE!

>> No.11365222

>>11365205

>> No.11365234

>>11365222

>> No.11365241

>>11365200
Probably.
>>11365215
There have apparently been purges that I have come back to recently. Amazed I managed to somehow avoid them.

>> No.11365253

Oh i see its just you doom, well great now the cocaine will fuck up my kill counter.. GODDDDAMMIT!!!!!!

>> No.11365260

>>11365234

>> No.11365266

>>11365253

HEY MAN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

>>11365241

LESS WORK FOR YOU, AMIRITE?

>> No.11365289

>>11365266
Probably. My execution docket tended to be kind of short anyway. Someone probably picking up my slack while I was sipping vodka from a coconut on Bikini VII.

>> No.11365293

>>11365266
On another note did i metion i got a Phd in butchery... My teacher said i did the best of the students that survived

>> No.11365327

>>11365289

BIKINI VII? GOOD CHOICE.

HAVE YOU TRIED SPA IX? I HEAR THE BITCHES ARE BUSTY AS ALL WARP DOWN THERE.

>> No.11365349

>>11365327
Ohh about there, i uhh kinda stopped by there last week.. Sorry about that.. But i have a few skulls from there if you want.

>> No.11365359

>>11365349

YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN IT, DIDN'T YOU.

>> No.11365369

>>11365327
I'll see ab-
>>11365349
Hope you enjoyed your vacation, Kharn...

>> No.11365378

>>11365369
>>11365359
Im sorry.. i couldnt help myself

And yes i added another 456,983,752 kills to my counter

>> No.11365395

>>11365369

Oh god, are you an Inquisitor?

>> No.11365407

>>11365395

THAT'S INQUISITOR TOM.

BROEST INQUISITOR TO EVER BRO THE BRONIVERSE OF GRIMDARK.

>> No.11365419

>>11365395
Naw man, I just wear the big "I" on my shirt for kicks.

>> No.11365436

rolled 17 = 17

>>11365407
Also the laziest, and most radical traitor to ever wear the badge.

>> No.11365446

>>11365419
You give off a very slaanesh feel to you.... IM intensely disturbed to the point where i'll hug a cat to death

>> No.11365447

>>11365419
>>11365436

That's good. Can I be an Acolyte?

>> No.11365460

>>11365436

I dunno. Tom seems kinda cool.

>> No.11365461

>>11365436

YOU'RE TALKING TO A DAEMON PRINCE BRO, YOU'RE STANDING ON A THIN LINE YOURSELF.

>> No.11365470

>>11365436
That hurts, Ted. It really does. At the end of the day I do it all for the Emperor because someone has to.
>>11365446
That is mildly disturbing, Kharn. I'm not sure the cat deserves such a fate.
>>11365447
Sure, why not.

>> No.11365483

>>11365470
No worries i ate what was left of him.. HE WILL LIVE ON INSIDE OF ME FOREVER!!!!!!

>> No.11365485

>>11365470

Woo!

...That's it?

>> No.11365491

>>11365485

PRETTY MUCH.

>> No.11365500

rolled 100 = 100

>>11365461
This is my face not caring.

>>11365470
In the end, it hurts more then it helps.

>> No.11365510

>>11365500

YEAH, BECAUSE THE IMPERIUM'S NOT ALREADY ON ITS WAY OUT.

>> No.11365518

>>11365510
AHH YEAH I LOVE EXTREME JENGA!!!!!!!

>> No.11365520

>>11365485
>>11365491
Yeah, that's about it.
Get me a bottle of grain alcohol of some kind and we'll call it a deal.
>>11365500
At least at the end of the day I can live with what I do for a living.
Can you?
Naw, I'm fucking with you. I don't care if you can live with yourself.

>> No.11365537

MORK AINT NO SPINDLY ZOGGIN GIT, YA DRAWED IT ALL WRONG, DAT ONES GORK

>> No.11365540

>>11365491
>>11365520

That was way too easy. So when do I start?

>> No.11365542

rolled 63 = 63

>>11365510
You say that, but it'll be around long after your tiny little spark of lust and greed fades from this universe. So bugger off.

>>11365520
And no one else sees why I hate you.

>> No.11365563

>>11365542

COME ON MAN, I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE YOUR GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER GOT A GLEAM IN HIS EYE AND WENT LOOKING FOR PUSSY.

AND THE EMPEROR WAS ALL FOR SCIENCE!

I'LL BE AROUND FOR ALOT LONGER, TOO!

>> No.11365564

>>11365540
Whenever you feel like it just kind of... I dunno. Just do stuff that annoys Ted. It's amusing.
>>11365542
I love you too, sweetie.

>> No.11365570

>>11365542

Hi there, I'm Norton...I uh...fix things...I'm supposed to annoy you.

>> No.11365577

>>11365542
I want to use your skull as my pelvis armour.

>> No.11365597

rolled 46 = 46

>>11365570
You are a Necron with a bad case of poor programming. Go away.

>>11365563
Which gives you perspective as to how long the Imperium will last. Go away.

>>11365564
Die in a fire. Please?

>> No.11365616

>>11363443

'Y DA ZOG DO MORK LOOK LIKE A ZOGGIN' UMIE? 'ERE'S HIS TEETH AND UTHER GUBBINS?

>> No.11365620

>>11365597
IM A GONNA GET YOU!! YOUR SKULL HAS THE PEFECT SHAPE TO PROTECT MY LOINS!!!!

>> No.11365626

>>11365597

YEAH, AND THAT GLORIOUS GOLDEN PORTA-POTTY BIG E SITS ON IS GONNA LAST FOREVER.

HAHAHAHAH.

OH MAN I GOTTA CONVINCE SLAANESH TO START UP OLD NIGHT AGAIN, THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS.

>> No.11365644

>>11365597

I'm programmed adequately. You, however, seem to be lacking in intelligence that many of your species would use to get ahead. If I may interject with my own conversation, I would suggest that you immediately find someone of higher standing than you and proceed to perform fellatio him to prevent yourself from being replaced by someone more suitable.

>> No.11365648

>>11365626
Did you know that i once replace his life fluids with grox piss, man was the Imperial Custodes pissedd man good times back then

>> No.11365656

>>11363443
Byooteeful.

>> No.11365680

>>11365648

HAHAHA, OH MAN. YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU, ME, LUCIUS AND AHRIMAN ORDERED LIKE SIXTY THOUSAND PIZZAS TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE.

WE WERE SO DRUNK.

>> No.11365694

>>11365680
AWW Yeah that was hilarious as shit, man i mis the great heresy things where so much more chill back then

>> No.11365718

>>11365680
>>11365694

You two are barbarians and are completely revolting. The both of you should immediately be decommissioned.

>> No.11365726

>>11365694

DORN WAS SO PISSED, HE BUSTED A FUCKING GASKET.

>>11365718

GO BACK TO SLEEP, TINCAN.

>> No.11365728

>>11365718
Your skull thing is mighty purdy, i might just use yours as a groin guard SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11365745

>>11365726
>>11365728

I have no need for sleep, fool.

As for you, you would be hard pressed to even lay a finger on me.

>> No.11365748

>>11365726
Remeber when Magnus turned Ahriman into a sexy girl and tricked Leman back to his house, and the Turned back, Maqn RUSS WAS FUCKING RAGING good times..

>> No.11365758

>>11365718
Shut up and let them tell their stories, these are hilarious.
>>11365726
I can see it. Those Imperial Fists are almost as starch-arsed as the Ultramarines.

>> No.11365760

>>11365745
I sense a challenge i'll deal with you when im finished with my conversation.

>> No.11365767

>>11365748

HAHA, OH YEAH, WE WERE ALL LISTENING ON THE VOX AND RUSS WAS LIKE "I'LL FUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU ALL, FUCKING PSYKERS, YIFF." AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING.

AH, GOOD TIMES.

>> No.11365778

>>11365758

Yes, Sir.

>>11365760

I have been ordered to not antagonize you any farther. I will follow these orders until I have been tasked with something else.

>> No.11365783

My favorite story from the heresy was when Dorn gave Angron Angrypants that rubics cube, i swear the Whole legion was nearlly destroyed when he couldnt figure it out, many lols ensued

>> No.11365791

>>11365767

OOH, OOH. WHAT ABOUT THE TIME HORUS WAS PANTSED BY THE MOURNIVAL WHEN BIG E CROWNED HIM WARMASTER AT ULLANOR.

I COULD SWEAR, SO MANY LEGIONS FELL OVER IN LAUGHTER. I WAS GIGGLING MY ASS OFF NEXT TO FULGRIM.

>> No.11365800

>>11365767
Yeah, we should really start another heresy... Maybe if we steal The Big E and put him on i dunno, Maybe Typhus's battle barge i'm sure that would start a riot.

>> No.11365811

>>11365778
Holy shit. That worked. Usually I get no end of sass.

>> No.11365817

>>11365791
Oh yeah, That was the best, Man that was the first and last time i ever saw Angron smile at something that wasnt bleeding to death

>> No.11365840

>>11365811

JESUS CHRIST, TOM, YOU'VE GOT A WILLING SERVANT FOR ONCE.

>>11365817
FIRST TIME I EVER SAW FULGRIM SMILE AT SOMETHING THAT WASN'T HIS OWN DAMN REFLECTION, HAH!

>> No.11365843

>>11365811

You're my superior officer, sir. Disobeying you would be akin to disobeying the Emperor himself. I am no heretic.

>> No.11365853

>>11365840
aww You remeber when Lorgar got caught fapping to a pic of the Big E man that was the funniest shit to ever happen, the Wordies will never live that down.

>> No.11365860

>>11365843
But heresy has cookies and kittens , and its super fun ti spill shit tons of blood, just ask Angron

>> No.11365874

>>11365843
Still a bit of a surprise when you see what else passes around here. For you actual capability to follow orders just whatever. I don't really care. Just make sure to annoy people like Ted. Because he's an asshole.
>>11365853
I hear he still does. Secretly. Like it's some kind of shame.

>> No.11365876

>>11365853

HAH, YEAH, ME AND A FEW OF MY GRAND COMPANY POSTED PICTURES OF LORGAR ALL OVER OUR BATTLE BARGES.

HE KEPT A WHOLE SCRAPBOOK IN THE BOOK OF LORGAR.

>> No.11365890

>>11365874

>Heresy.
>Don't really care.

That doesn't make sense, Sir. I can see why no-one follows your orders, as you are obviously insane. Have you reported to your superior for maintenance?

>>11365853

What is 'fapping'?

>> No.11365896

>>11365874
I'll have to email him a pic of the Golden Shitter, i'm sure he'd love it, Well im off to go slaughter som more worldss enjoy the malta bombs i' lef ton the cofee table you've got ten seconds HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11365899

>>11365890

HE'S A RADICAL INQUISITOR.

DUH.

>> No.11365918

Where did all the orks go.

>> No.11365921

>>11365918

RAN OFF TO HIJACK A TAU THREAD.

>> No.11365923

>>11365890
No, I'm saying go off and do something of your own accord. You are actually capable of following orders so I don't need to yell at you about following orders.
>>11365899
This is also true.
>>11365896
Later, Kharn.

>> No.11365943

>>11365923

SO YEAH, HERESY, FUNNY DAYS.

WE CAUGHT ABADDON TYING HIS TOPKNOT INTO BUNS AND PIGTAILS ONCE.

>> No.11365946

>>11365943
You make sure to get pictures for blackmail?

>> No.11365952

>>11365946

GOT THEM IN A BOOK OF 'EMBARASSING INCIDENTS FROM THE HERESY'.

>> No.11365963

>>11365952
You should publish it and make millions. Or watch everything we know and love collapse as the superhuman gods and demons of our post-modern mythology turn out to be not so godly after all.

>> No.11365967

>>11365899
>>11365923

>Stop Recording, save file.

I must go...Reboot my systems. Have a good day, Inquisitor.

>> No.11365986

>>11365967

HUH. HE'S A FUNNY CLANKER.

>> No.11365997

>>11365963

DID I EVER TELL YOU NATHANIEL GARRO OFFERED ME A PLACE IN THE HERESY-ERA INQUISITION?

STILL GOT MY ORIGINAL ROSETTE!

>> No.11366013

>>11365986
First day jitters.
>>11365997
It must have been like a drug fueled buddy cop movie. In space.

>> No.11366051

>>11366013

PRETTY MUCH. EXCEPT I FOUND SLAANESH TO BE MORE FUN AND TURNED TRAITOR AND WELL, HERE I AM.

TALK ABOUT A CLIMACTIC PARTNER-BETRAYAL ENDING.

>> No.11366072

>>11366051
Did Garro fall to his knees and impotently fire his bolt gun into the sky screaming as you ran off in a Richard Nixon mask?

>> No.11366115

>>11366072

I WAS WEARING SOME GUY'S ASS AS A HAT WHILE HE WAS CHASING ME.

LUCKILY. I HAD A BIKE!

>> No.11368410

I HAVE RETURNED WITH NEWS FROM PERTURABO, HE'S A HUGE FAGGOT AND LIKE DA BUTTSECKS AHAHAHA

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