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Red Leader is online. Initiating Connect 4 subroutine.

Who will face me in the red and black ring of honor?

>> No.11209170

bump

>> No.11209201

It's on!

>> No.11209213

>>11209201

>> No.11209220

>> No.11209223

SO MUCH SUSPENSE!!!!!! CRUISE CONTROL111!!11!11!!11!!!!

>> No.11209239

>>11209220

>> No.11209251

the nigger will win

>> No.11209252

Calling it now. Black wins.

>> No.11209261

>>11209223
MS Paintan' at the speed of light!

>> No.11209272

>>11209261

>> No.11209283

>>11209272
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

>> No.11209285

>> No.11209291

red has basically almost won already with the classic 3 bar lane blocker

>> No.11209302

Black wins in 7 moves.

*Guess*

>> No.11209306

>>11209285
A nice warmup, my friend. Good show.

>> No.11209327

... Oh gosh

>> No.11209333

>>11209306
Don't get ahead of yourself, good sir

>> No.11209345

black is fucked

>> No.11209349

>>11209333
Assuming red isn't retarded it's over.

>> No.11209350

>>6633107
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
http://www.lawl.us/Ki
http://www.lawl.us/Ki

>> No.11209352

>>11209333
All the same, it was a stimulating game. I fear, however, you have no more options open to you.

>> No.11209358

One move sets up a two-way win situation, so black is fucked.

>> No.11209364

>>11209352
Ah, I forgot to add your piece. Either way, the outcome is the same.

>> No.11209380

>>11209352
I knew I was trapped, but I couldn't see it. Perhaps I would have faired better if I had had this game as a kid. I tip my to you, my worthy foe.

>> No.11209436

The template, for others who may wish to play.

>>11209380
Your loss marks the 10th notch in my win streak. I wouldn't feel bad about losing.

>> No.11209442

>>11209436
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP THIS OP?

>> No.11209481

>>11209442
OP is a commie, and therefore from the east.

Pic related if anybody else manages to beat him.

>> No.11209490

I'm betting 50 Denars on Black

>> No.11209505

Bump to see how the next guy will do

>> No.11209550

>>11209505
OP here. Unfortunately, I must retire for about half an hour. Others are welcome to play with the template I placed in >>11209436 until my return.

>> No.11209595

Will noone stand to do battle in the Court of Magic? The duels keeping us Endless Witchs free from the poison of boredom~

>> No.11209616

>>11209595
Shut your mouth and get back in the kitchen.

>> No.11209640

Yes sir :*(

>> No.11209739

>>11209291
So is anyone gonna play?
'Cause if not, I'll take a shot.

>> No.11209751

No one, GD, not even me right now can play

>> No.11209790

...I'll just leave this here then.

>> No.11209808

Ooooo

>> No.11209863

>>11209790

>> No.11209873

p.s. I am so bad at this.

>> No.11209884

Well, damn... you weren't kidding, Flee. No one wants to play.

...does anyone know any good Connect Four games online in the meantime? :c

>> No.11209889

>>11209884
>ignored
>my heart </3

>> No.11209894

>>11209863
Oh, score, a challenger!

>> No.11209897

Spoke too soon.

An angel has arrived to challenge you : )

>> No.11209908

>>11209889
Totally didn't mean to, Yelling Guy.
Feel free to yell / harangue / insult me.

PS: So am I... 8C

>> No.11209919

>>11209894
It's no biggy I am used to it :3

>> No.11209933

I hope I don't suck too bad for /tg/'s tastes.

>> No.11209953

>>11209933
olololololo how to I connected four?

>> No.11209975

>> No.11209990

>>11209975

>> No.11210008

Yelling Guy plays like me

>> No.11210011

>>11210008
Poorly?

>> No.11210016

>>11210008
Don't put yourself down, you can't possibly mean to say that you play poorly.

>> No.11210024

>>11209990
Let's see how this goes over...

>> No.11210036

>>11210011
>>11210016
poorlymind.>>11210024

>> No.11210040

>Poorly

No, like setting pieces far away

>> No.11210048

I return!

I also stand by the sidelines to observe.

>> No.11210051 [DELETED] 

>>11208872

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>> No.11210063

>>11210040
You thought Black was going to win in OP's game. You play poorly, Flee :/

>> No.11210064

>>11210036
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

>> No.11210073

I AM STAR COLONEL WARREN RADDICK OF THE THIRD RED CLUSTER. I BID 6 RED PIECES TO TAKE THIS BOARD

>> No.11210101

>>11210064

>> No.11210113

this is cool, but isnt it kind of tedious?

>> No.11210119

couldn't resist.

>> No.11210138

>>11210119
arent they affected by gravity in the real game? so it would fall down?

>> No.11210140

>>11210101
lol, trollface piece.
You amuse me so.

>> No.11210148

>>11210113
If by tedious you mean EDGE OF YOUR SEAT ACTION.

>> No.11210160

>>11210140

>> No.11210169

>>11210148
>slowly shifts back from edge of seat...
You saw nothing.

>> No.11210171

>>11210160
I SEE NOW HOW IT WILL END!

>> No.11210183

>>11210138
His trollforce is great enough to defy gravity.

>> No.11210184

>>11210171
I don't, enlighten me so I can change it.
inb4can'tchangefuture.

>> No.11210196

>>11210184
Red wins. Unless, of course, black wins.

>> No.11210197

>>11210160
>>11210171
Oh, do you...?
Do~ you~ really~?

>> No.11210209

>>11210171
Red Leader here. It isn't over till its over.

>> No.11210210

>>11210171
NOT BY FIRE
BUT BY ICE

>> No.11210213

>>11210210
NOT WITH A BANG.

But a whimper.

>> No.11210217

>>11210197

>> No.11210231

>>11210213
>>11210210
NOT IN AGONY
But in apathy.

>> No.11210239

Don't fail me black~

>> No.11210243

>>11210217

>> No.11210251

>>11210243
I knew you were gonna do that.
But did the yelling guy?

>> No.11210257

>>11210251
Hey, you're not me! I'm the telepath here.

>> No.11210272

>>11210243

>> No.11210274

>>11210243
ITS ALL OVER

FEEL THE DRAMA

>> No.11210282

>>11210251
I don't know shit about connect four bro.

>> No.11210286

WAIT WHAT

>> No.11210288

>>11210272
Oh nooooo this is the worst decision in Connect 4 history!
It's a sad day, a sad day indeed.

>> No.11210291 [DELETED] 

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>> No.11210303

>>11210288
Hey man, at least I'm part of history now. My name will be in BOOKS, man, BOOKS!

>> No.11210305

>>11210272
Whatchu gon' do now?

>> No.11210318

>>11210305
Depends. Do you win if you connect 5? (Yes i know you dolol)

Good game :3

>> No.11210319

>>11210303

>> No.11210332

>>11210318
DELAY YOUR DROP SO IT FALLS AFTER HIS

>> No.11210338

>>11210318
And same to you. I must admit, I felt a bit of tension halfway through.

I'd play you again anyday.

>> No.11210340

>>11210291
It seems the awesomeness that is connect four has caused permanent braindamage in Kimmo.
...
...
...
...
...
.
Oh wait, never mind that.

>> No.11210347

>>11210243
If red doesn't pull this off just right, the game's already over.

>> No.11210350

>>11210318
Wait, what? It's over? I don't see 4 in a row!

>> No.11210352

Even though my chosen side won, I can't help but feel honour for the red side.

Truly, there were no losers today.

>> No.11210354

>>11210332

>> No.11210364

>>11210354
u both win!

>> No.11210365

>>11210305
Good show, gentlemen. I enjoyed the match, though at times I had to resist the urge to direct Red's hand.

>> No.11210386

>>11210365
Always feel free to give tips in the form of mechanical explanation, I am so bad at this. I suppose it's like chess where there's a lot of memorization of configurations and context at higher levels of play?

>> No.11210388

>>11210350
Yeah. I don't wanna rub it in, but... yeah.

>> No.11210396

>>11210365
And now that I have returned... Is anybody else up for a match? Either that, or you all can continue playing against each other. I'm fine being an observer.

>> No.11210415

This reminds me, I never got to lay the hurt on that Judge guy.
Oh well.

>> No.11210420

>>11210396
As much as I wanna try and bring down you UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST style of play... I think I'll watch this time.

...unless, of course, no one else wants to play you.

>> No.11210439

>>11210396
kekeke

>> No.11210445

>>11210386
I myself would have placed a Red four rows from the left in >>11210197 , blocking the three. It would have both blocked it off and might not have telegraphed the strategy of setting up a diagonal on that side as well.

Alternately, if you had not played your Red where you did in >>11210272 , I would have played up that side until I could get a Diagonal going, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. I am not sure It could have been pulled off, but it would have at least prolonged the inevitable if not winning due to attrition.

>> No.11210448

>>11210439
BURN THESE XENO SCUM.

>> No.11210458

>>11210448
deraaaiiiiiiilllllll
and i'm done.

>> No.11210472

Hate to break it to you guys but first player has forced win.

>> No.11210482

>>11210472
Unless he's an idiot.

>> No.11210499

Will none face the Undefeated of the East in single combat?

>> No.11210514

>>11210499
I would, but I'm sitting in an uncomfortable chair and it's making my ass hurt too much to strategize.

>> No.11210534

>>11210499
Consider yourself challenged.

>> No.11210535

>>11210514
Look at it from the bright side.
At least you can't get any more butthurt.

>> No.11210549

>>11210535

>> No.11210551

>>11210534

>> No.11210564

>>11210549
>Ghostbusters

>> No.11210573

>>11210549
>Ghostbusters are Amused
As am I.
>>11210551

>> No.11210604

>>11210573

>> No.11210625

>>11210604
Well, I couldn't see THAT coming.

>> No.11210632

>>11210604
>>11210625
It's already over. Anon will win this.

>> No.11210642

>>11210625
Wheels within wheels, my friend.

>> No.11210671

I'm still here anon, you called?

>> No.11210672

>>11210642
Your wheels are as squeaky as my skills are rusty.
Still, I will try my best.

>> No.11210690

>>11210671
Yes, if only so I could do this.

*BLAM*

The the Undefeated of the East says hello.

>> No.11210701

I like where this is going

>> No.11210705

>>11210672

>> No.11210724

>>11210690
My dying words were probably something like "fartcunt sugartits"

My friends have conspired to have my Tombstone insignia read "He caught it, he rode it, goddamnit Chris."

My tomb itself will be a throwback to the Egyptian pyramids, in that it will secretly be a space ship built by lizardmen and I'll wake up 3 days after being entombed to join them in world dominance.

>> No.11210733

>>11210705
Pretty sneaky, sis...

>> No.11210745

>>11210701

Oh hi flee.

>> No.11210775

>>11210733

>> No.11210786

I think this is the most awesome thread we've had in a while.

>> No.11210798

>>11210775
<witty repartee goes here>

>> No.11210821

>>11210798

>> No.11210861

How come this is working? It contradicts everything i have learned about 4chans blind destruction of anything constructive...

>> No.11210862

>>11210821

>> No.11210873

>>11210861
While part of 4chan, /tg/ tends to work ever so slightly different from time to time.

>> No.11210874

>>11210861
Welcome to /tg/. Around here, we get shit done.

>> No.11210875

>>11210861

You heard about /b/.

Excuse me, /b/rother, but this is the work of notorious fa/tg/uys.

Only dragon porn spam could make this fall.

>> No.11210899

>>11210875
>>11210874
>>11210873
Helpfulmind.

>> No.11210902

>>11210862

>> No.11210942

>>11210902
I feel like I'm cornering myself, but I can't see it...

>> No.11210958

>>11210942
you have a strong position right now.

>> No.11210972

>>11210958
...that's what she said...

>> No.11210978

>>11210942

>> No.11210990

>>11210978
It's a trap!

>> No.11211034

>>11210978

>> No.11211040

>>11211034
Oh man that's exactly what I would've done.

>> No.11211119

>>11211034

>> No.11211142

>>11211119
Okay, you're just stalling now.

>> No.11211222

Calling it for black.

>> No.11211247

>>11211222

you've got that wrong. the left column works only if red goes first after filling the other columns, but it would be black's turn, not red.

>> No.11211257

>>11211142

>> No.11211272

>>11211247
>Doesn't know how to extrapolate

>> No.11211312

>>11211257

>> No.11211318

>>11211222
Your prediction got fucked up big time by >>11211257

>> No.11211334

If nobody wins in the next move it's officially a stalemate and everybody loses...FOREVER

>> No.11211337

>>11211312

>> No.11211359

>>11211334
wat? Black can go third from right, can't he?

>> No.11211362

>>11211247
Okay, maybe it is possible for red to win if avoiding that column the way black needs to avoid the other two.

>> No.11211382

>>11211362
See >>11211337

Its a whole new ballgame now.

>> No.11211387

Actually, they both have a few ways to win still

>> No.11211400

>>11211337
Sweet. ¯¯¯¯
But yeah... I think this is gonna keep going into stalemate. And I have to go out to dinner in less than an hour, so...

...zoom-zoom?

>> No.11211444

>>11211400
We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

Either way. my friend, it ends in victory for me. Which path will you take?

>> No.11211482

I had to shuffle back off the edge of my seat again D:

>> No.11211492

While black has more columns "blocked", Red has a lot of options.

>> No.11211503

>>11211444
Victory is never quite assured, friend.

>> No.11211508

>>11211492
This is not football and I am 99.9999999999999999999% certain you are not John Madden, STOP FUCKING IT UP >:U

>> No.11211521

>>11211503
You've already lost.

>> No.11211531

>>11211508

>> No.11211540

>>11211503
To quote another man, "you are already dead."

Your moves are now dictated by necessity, rather than choice.

A good show, my friend.

>> No.11211554

>>11211540
And you fucked it up, bravo. If you'd put it in column 3 you would have won next turn.

>> No.11211571

>>11211521
I haven't lost - I can still force a stalemate.
...anything that's not a win for the Anon is a win for /tg/.

>> No.11211589

>>11211554
Looks like Anon isn't Madden either.

>> No.11211590

>>11211540
>my face when I saw it

UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST.

>> No.11211594

>>11211554
Are you blind?

>> No.11211597

>>11211540
see >>11210288

>> No.11211604

>>11211540
Should we just call a draw? I have to leave for dinner soon.

>> No.11211619

>>11211594
You have one possible connect 4 that can be blocked, and stops another possible one. He can block the next potential one you line up as well.

>> No.11211629

>>11211604
Is anon trying to force stalemate because he has seen his defeat D:

>> No.11211641

>>11211619
Red's won this long as he don't mess up

>> No.11211652

>>11211629
If he placed his red on his last turn where GD placed his black on this turn, he would have won. He would have had two three in a row and GD could have only blocked one.

>> No.11211654

>>11211604
Why call a draw? You can only block one of my Connect 4s, not both of them.

>> No.11211662

>>11211619
>>11211629
Can't see more than 2 turns ahead.

>> No.11211666

LO, I HAVE PREDITECTED THE ENDING

>> No.11211668

>>11211654
Oh, I see the other now. Inefficient.

>> No.11211676

>>11211654
You just dug your grave.

>> No.11211686

>>11211676
You just lost.

>> No.11211692

this is not tg related

>> No.11211697

>>11211676
wat? It's over D:

>> No.11211699

>>11211676
Doesn't know how to look at the board

>> No.11211700

>>11211676
No he didn't :/

>> No.11211708

>>11211686
Oh, fuck, now I see it.
Maybe he doesn't...

>> No.11211711

>>11211676
ACTION POINT
USE AN ACTION POINT

>> No.11211713

>>11211708
Now we got the fear in the boy

>> No.11211716

>>11211711
FATE POINT! US A FATE POINT! REROLL THE GAME!

>> No.11211729

This has been exceptionally entertaining, /tg/, and I thank you for it.

>> No.11211741

>>11211676
I beg to differ, G.D.

Good show, my friend. Truly a stimulating match.

>> No.11211753

>My face

>> No.11211757

>>11211741

>> No.11211781

>>11211741

>> No.11211797

>>11211741
>took three turns longer than it should have.

>> No.11211803

>>11211741
Well, damn.

At least tell me this: was I one of your more challenging matches?
I feel ashamed. Couldn't even force a stalemate. ;_;

>> No.11211806

>>11211741

>> No.11211814

I LOVE YOU RED LEADER

>> No.11211816

>>11211741
Fucking portals, man, fucking portals...

>> No.11211860

>>11211803
You were in the top 3, my friend. Your playstyle was top notch.

>> No.11211889

Lets fucking go bros, who want to play me, warning, I probably suck

>> No.11211912

>>11211860
Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
Sorry for seeming conceited throughout. I now know when I've been bested.

Play on, Red Leader... and stay thirsty, my friend.

>> No.11212010

>this thread

>> No.11212020

>>11211889

Its on like Donkey Kong

>> No.11212067

>>11211797
Go in third row when you said to
>adviceneckbeard.jpeg
WIN THE GAME FOR BLACK

Seriously.

Sure, he would have had two different lines for winning, but it wouldn't have fucking mattered. All Black would have to do is block the vertical line in the third row (since it was, you know ONE OF HIS WIN CONDITIONS ANYWAY).

I find your lack of faith in Red Leader's ability... Disturbing.

>> No.11212159

>>11212020

>> No.11212171

I think I'll take a little break to observe and grab a drink. Carry on, my friends!

>> No.11212189

>>11212020
There is a template right here (>>11209436 ) If you don't want to use a thumbnail.

>> No.11212316

bump

>> No.11212345

Red Leader should get a tripcode.

>> No.11212390

>>11212345
If you look at all of my games, all of them have some variation of orly in the filename when I'm posting. Its a simple distinction, but its there.

>> No.11212409

>>11212390
Oh, thanks, never noticed that.

>> No.11212438

>Title of Undefeated of the East
>Russia is in Eastern Europe
>Name is Red Leader
>Communists are Red

RED LEADER IS COMMIE SCUM. GUARD TEAMS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO ELIMINATE THIS DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL.

>> No.11212707

>Archives are down

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.11214334

I actually don't think archives are down.
There was a new "Planes and Mercs" thread archived today...

...I have no idea why, though.

>> No.11216634

>>11208875

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