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>> No.11202539

This will not end well

>> No.11202541

>implying CWC wouldn't get MURDERED on sight by an Elfdar.

>> No.11202544

He is a champion of Nurgle

>> No.11202550

Fat Manboobs won't get lucky. That's Macha, for fuck sake.

>> No.11202559

>>11202541
yeah, but all those guts will get everywhere, and blood is a bitch to get out of clothes

>> No.11202561

>>11202550
Isn't her boyfriend a sni-

>> No.11202563

>>11202530

Oh god. Even the caricature of him looks much less creepy than CWC does in reality.

>> No.11202567

>>11202561

No, that's Taldeer.

>> No.11202568

there is a high chance Eldrad dickery is involved

>> No.11202570

>>11202561
That's her sister.

>> No.11202573

>>11202563
Caricatures can't capture the creepy lips and mouth motions, the dead eyed stare, and those horrible stuttering tones.

>> No.11202580

>>11202568
Can you think of a way for Eldrad to be more of a dick than setting her up on a date with him?

I hope she enjoys McDonalds foods, awkward fumblings, and having her poorly drawn vagina up on the internet for the world to see.

>> No.11202585

>>11202573

Yeah, I think it's mainly the stare that's lacking.

>> No.11202608

>>11202580
She tried desperately to romance an Eversor assassin just to prove to everyone she could get a date. She is an eldar CWC.

>> No.11202621

>>11202563
>>11202573
>>11202585

Anyone feel like filling me in on this? have my friends ass in return.

>> No.11202634

>>11202580
then when he tries to rape Macha, Angry Marines Drop pod crashes down on the house/site, throwing her away

and Eldrad would go just as planned with Macha BAAAWWWING yet again

>> No.11202635

>>11202621
Who the fuck is that?

>> No.11202637

>>11202621

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Main_Page

Enjoy. You have positively never seen a worse human trainwreck in your life.
Remember that EVERYTHING in that wiki is true.

>> No.11202639

>>11202608
Nah. Macha herself is - or at least was - a perfectly nice girl. But some some reason Eldrad manipulates things to keep her unloved, and as a result, she's become really clingly, desperate, and undersexed.

>> No.11202644

>>11202635
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Main_Page

Read it and weep.

Mostly weep.

A whole lot of weeping.

>> No.11202652

>>11202544
But he has the batshit crazy obsessiveness of Slaanesh

>> No.11202654

>>11202637
>>11202644
Cwcki-mind

>> No.11202660

>>11202608

No. CWC, apart from the autism, is a horrible person who is just a few steps away from snapping and raping someone.

Macha is a perfectly nice girl whose life is constantly screwed with by Eldrad, because he's a dick.

>> No.11202675

I would pursue a relationship with her even if we never got to be intimate.

>> No.11202691

>>11202652
Look at that forehead. Then try to tell me he isn't trapped in papa Nurgle's loving embrace.

>> No.11202731

The Russians call her Masha

>> No.11202738

Would anal with you working her clit count as her getting some?

>> No.11202748

>>11202738
Apparently not. She has done anal once before, only to be told it didn't count.

>> No.11202758

>>11202748
Okay then, we have an in, planning phase commence!

>> No.11202766

>> No.11202782

>> No.11202791

>>11202675
Same here.

>> No.11202802

>> No.11202815

So how many dead Regiments of Guardsmen will it take if Macha tries to whore herself with the Imperial Guard??

>> No.11202837

>>11202815
It's not a matter of numbers. It's beyond propability altogether. Haven't you read your physics?

The Machan Anti-Cock Magnetism is a well-documented, and by current technology, un-circumventable effect.

>> No.11202853

>>11202815
She could kill an innumerable amount. Eldrad made the war for apocalypse by making sure Gazghull got shot at just the right time, he can cook something up that would kill millions of men just to keep her from getting laid.

>> No.11202923

>>11202791
Every couple of days you would have to hold her while she sobbed because she just got off the seerstone with Taldeer and Taldeer said something terribly hurtful.

>> No.11202981

>>11202923
And that's... bad how?

>> No.11203041

>>11202981

Have you ever dealt with a clingy, constantly depressed women, it gets old quick

>> No.11203103

>>11203041
Add in the eldar insanity of feeling emotions 100 times more powerful.

>> No.11203188

>>11203103
She'd have one hell of an orgasm though

>> No.11203195

>>11203188

This reeks of Da hootch.

>> No.11203201

>>11203041
I did, and being their shoulder makes me feel good.

>> No.11203212

>>11203188
You better hope it works out, she seems liable to go yandere if the man who took her virginity attempted to break up with her.

>> No.11203227

>>11203212
What's yandere?

>> No.11203249

Better hope you're one powerful psyker too, cause she'll be expecting you to completely understand how she's feeling at every moment without having to ask or her tell you.

>> No.11203255

>>11203227

>> No.11203260

>>11203227
It's stupid japanese way of saying the bitch in question is fucking nuts.

>> No.11203266

>>11203249
That's awesome, i happen to be quite a powerful psyker myself.

>> No.11203268

>>11203249
Fuckin' women, how do they work?
Oh yeah, with spite, groin kicks and assumed telepathy on your behalf

>> No.11203269

>>11203227
possessive psycho stalker

>> No.11203293

>>11203268
Well women can usually read subtle facial expressions and body language better than men.

>> No.11203316

>>11203293
They can also read how painful a swift kick to the gonads it

>> No.11203327

>>11203316
*gonads is

>> No.11203373

>>11203293
They've got more redundant gestural and linguistic processing centers in their brain. They can't not overthink what people say.

>> No.11203395

>>11203373
The thing is with a group of female friends, it isn't over thinking and then they have to change gears when interacting with a boyfriend.

>> No.11203420

>>11203395
Right, because they're all at the same level there. They gotta talk down to the menfolk who don't brain good with the feely things, which gets lost every so often and such.

>> No.11203437

>>11203420
That wasn't what I was saying, I was just saying both sexes tend to communicate with different mannerism and the stupider of both sexes can't get that and accommodate it.

>> No.11203444

>> No.11203462

>>11203444
I'm not gay, but there's something about Sonic's cum.

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