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[ERROR] No.11180800 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Commissah, ya gots ta get up and kill the bad men!

Commissah, wake up!

...Commissah?

>> No.11180813

NO WE ARE NOT STARTING ANOTHER SAD OGRYN CHARACTER

NO NO NO NO

>> No.11180818

>> No.11180829

No Nork, its only 7:30, go back to bed.

>> No.11180830

>>11180800

/sniff

Commisah?

BAWWW

>> No.11180838

He's dead, Nork.

Dead.

I killed him.

Killed him and ate his heart.

And liver.

>> No.11180859

>> No.11180866

>"S..sorry I sort of... Had a little fun... With him..."

>> No.11180885

>>11180838
Did You Enjoy your meal, Shas'O? I Prepaired it with those little things you call Fava beans you so enjoy.

>> No.11180892

>>11180866
>"Good news... I think... I'm in love.. L-l-l-love with someone of my.. My own kind.."

>> No.11180905

>>11180800
Oh sweet emperor...

That...

I am gonna go cry my self to sleep now...

>> No.11180910

>>11180892
>"If you boys like.. I.. I can introduce you... To... My siblings.."

>> No.11180916

I leave for five minutes...

>> No.11180927

>>11180910
>"Sergeant Redding.. He's dating my.. Sister... Would you.. Like one... One of us I mean?"

>> No.11180953

>>11180885

Ah, most excellent! I rather DO enjoy fava beans!

[Believe it or not, I have a few Fava plants on my land in Puerto Rico. My grandfather loves them, I enjoy them, but the rest of my family hates them.]

>> No.11180960

>>11180800

TT_TT

Goddammit, I thought I was over Bob. And supTG is down so I can't reread it.

WHY YOU DO THIS.

>> No.11180975

>>11180927
"This is... My... My little sister... She's shy.. Sorta.. Like me.. Would you like... To meet her?"

>> No.11180991

>>11180916

shit, man, where you been? isn't there a final Gav chapter you're supposed to be working on?

>> No.11180995

>>11180975
>"We can... Be... Be very sexy too... We're not... Like the pink ones... But.. We love too... I..."

>> No.11181001

>>11180953
So that's where they all came from... I was wondering how on T'au I kept finding full Transport crates aboard the ship....

>> No.11181017

>>11180995
"But if... If daemons aren't... Are not what you... Want... I can... Introduce one of your kind... But she'll... Be a little..."

>> No.11181025

>>11180995
The Pink ones don't....love... as you do....

>> No.11181045

>>11181025
"I don't... Think the... Think the pink ones... I don't think they love... No love at all... Just pleasure.."

>> No.11181068

You know, times like this I am glad I am in the Imperial Navy. We don't have to deal with....all... this.

>> No.11181069

>>11181045
Yes.... That is.... Why I Prefer.... Your company..... To... To that of.... The pink ones....

>> No.11181081

>>11181001

One of my boys put some of the beans in some hummus. Shit is fucking wisdom, I swear. You will not have lived life until you had Fava mixed in hummus.

>> No.11181086

>>11181069
>"That is... So sweet.. Come to... Bed hon..."

>> No.11181091

>>11180800

>> No.11181097

>>11181068
You mean like being unloved and destined to die in the cold emptiness of space? Oh yeah, Im all over the chance for such great fortune

>> No.11181139

>>11180991

Yeah, I'm about half-way through with it.

I can drop a little plot info if anyone would like.

>> No.11181141

>>11181086
I... Am coming... just offering thanks... To Father Nergal... For Giving you to... Me....

>> No.11181162

>>11181141

>> No.11181183

>>11181162
*jump into bed*

>> No.11181200

Looks like Nurgelettes > Ogryn

>> No.11181214

>>11181200

They're just trying to mask the tears in Nurgle-boobs.

>> No.11181235

>>11181141
>"We.. Have those... Too.. They.. Fit in... Very well.."

>> No.11181244

>>11181097

There are alot worse ways to die and lot worse places to die. Let me go out quickly to a broadside instead of slowly to an attractive green daemonette brimming with disease.

>> No.11181276

>>11181244
>"If you... Embrace... Papa Nurgle... He... He will... Let you feel... No more pain... Let go... Of all... Expectations... And... Be... Like... Buddhists..."

(in reality, nurgle is a perversion of the tripple ying yang of buddha)

>> No.11181301

>>11181276
>"I stutter... I ... typo'd... Damn... Fourteen... Fingers..."

>> No.11181308

>>11181244
Any time you get even near a Nurglette w/o dieing instantly you already have nurgles blessing and can live forever and ever!

>> No.11181340

>>11181308
"Yes, and... If... You die... You.. Become.. A plaguebearer... You.. Don't have... To fight... You... Could live... As a plant... A counter... A caretaker... Love is... True here.."

>> No.11181346

>>11181276
Yes.... Father Nergal.... Nurgle.... Is very.... Accepting... of who we all.... Are.... Or.... Were...

>> No.11181367

>>11181276
>"Hug it out, bitch!"

>> No.11181373

>>11181276

....yeah, this was the kinda stuff I was talking about. No, we try to keep a sterile environment on board thank you very much. Plus, I don't think that helps much with massive on board explosions anyways.

>> No.11181398

>>11181373
>"I don't get.. Sterile?.. We are sterile!... We just... Embrace... What is.. Normal to us... We... Exhale disease... Like you... Exhale.. Carbons... Are we... Any different?"

>> No.11181401

>>11181373
The only massive explosions in the realm of nurgle are those of love, and...well...puss...but thats love too

>> No.11181410

>>11181373
In our.... Eyes.... You are the ones... Who Deviate from.... The natural... order....

>> No.11181437

>"Nurgle is life... He makes... Endless living... Micro... Organisms... That feed... On larger... Ones... They can... Be like... Your so-called... Nano... Machines... If you... Embrace them... How... Is life... Embracing... You... Bad?"

>> No.11181508

Join us.... Our Great Father....Would love you.... And would love.... To call you one.... Of his own... Children...

>> No.11181520

>"Papa Nurgle... Wants... YOU!"

>"Join today.."

>> No.11181551

>>11181398
>>11181401
>>11181410
>>11181437
>>11181508

Uh, thanks but no thanks. I am good.

>> No.11181556

>>11181437
Because it....makes you.....talk like....a....retard.....apparently....

>> No.11181574

>>11181556

>> No.11181587

HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A NURGLE THREAD

>> No.11181590

>>11181556
It is because..To speak with you... We must...Stop our count... We must pause...Our catalogue...Of the father's.... Gifts to the universe...

>> No.11181611

>>11181587
>"Because... It was... Sad... And... I remove that..."

>> No.11181616

>>11181587
>Father Nurgle....Consumes....All....In Time......Father......Nurgle is......All in.....Time

>> No.11181637

>>11181587
Father Nurgle... Only wishes to see... All wrapped in joy... He wishes not for sadness.... But Overflowing Joy...

>> No.11181672

>"Sadness is pain.. And... To make you.. One of mine... You must.. Fell no pain."

>> No.11181674

>>11181437
>nanomachines

>my face when Liquid was a herald of Nurgle

>> No.11181708

>>11181672
>"I am.. Making... Mistakes.. With my spelling.. Oh well.."

>> No.11181709

GODDAMMIT NURGLE YOU'RE THE GOD OF DECAY NOT THE GOD OF ELLIPSES FUCK

>> No.11181726

>>11181709
>We speak....Because we must... Stop in our... Counting... Our catalogue... Of Father's gifts...

>> No.11181727

>>11181709
>"But.. That is.. A disorder... Isn't it?"

>> No.11181749

>>11181727
>>11181726

If I stop showering will you PLEASE stop with the ellipses?

>> No.11181757

>>11181709
he is a Twilight fan

>> No.11181778

>>11181749
>"No condoms too... Embrace STD's.. And child birth.."

>"Life.."
>"Life everywhere.."

>> No.11181791

>All....Memory of......Pain.....Will be swept.....Aside.....by Time....Dance Children of.....Joy and heart.....and.....Sing.....Victory Everlasting

>> No.11181793

>>11181749
>Nay.... We cannot... For you... Are not one of.... Father's Children....

>> No.11181819

>hey...listen...

>> No.11181821

>>11181778

oh, please. I'm a /tg/-goer. I get laid as often as I actually play 40K.

>> No.11181827

>>11181793
A True.....Child of......Nurgle.....Would Already......Give Up Petty....Attempts......At.....Mortal Grooming

>> No.11181867

I think I am going close this channel, take an alcohol bath, and have a talk with the chaplain. So glad I joined the navy.

>> No.11181885

>>11181867
>"Deck the halls.. With puss and glory..."

>> No.11181895

>"The ... tri ... ple ... -dot ... punc ... tua ... tion ... mark ... is al ... so ... called ... a ... sus ... pen ... sion ... point, ... points ... of ... ell ... ip ... sis, ... per ... iods ... of ... ellip ... sis,... or col ... l ... o ... q ... u ... i ... a ... l ... l ...y ... , ... d ... o ... t ... - ... d ... o ... t ... - ... d ... o ... t ..............."

>> No.11181934

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>>11181895
>>11181895
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11181947

>>11181895
>"Thanks.... Here's... Your... Gift..."
<==

"Also... Triforce... Is... My symbol..."
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