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Good prices! Good prices!

Look at this one. She could be good for cleaning, or fucking, or eating. Who knows? I do a good deal on her, just for you. Eleven amber. Good price, no?

>> No.10948901

...Amber would be measured in weight. It's a naturally occuring substance.

This is also a bad thread.

>> No.10948904

She seems to have two large tumors growing out of the sides of her head.

I think I should get a discount.

>> No.10948910

I give you £3.50!

>> No.10948913

Sir, I give you one minute to flee before I summon the local constabulary. Slavery is illegal around here.

>> No.10948915

Crazy Mahmoud's Elven Whores?

>> No.10948916

Now when you say eating.....

>> No.10948918

>>10948904

What, are you kidding? Eleven amber is already dirt cheap! I payed ten for her myself! Besides, all her people have large ears. Think of them as a quirk. Or a conversation piece with whoever is joining you for dinner when you carve her up.

>> No.10948919
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10948919

What are you doing?

Release that girl.

>> No.10948928

>>10948891

Deal. And I will pay another of this so called amber for you to put her in some decent clothing.

>> No.10948929

>>10948913
They can't be slaves if they don't count as people

>> No.10948938

>>10948929

And who, pray tell, decided that she is not a person?

>> No.10948945
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10948945

>>10948915

ELVEN WHORES? DON'T NEED WHORES. CAMELS MAKE FOR EXCELLENT COMPANIONS MY FRIEND! I HAVE GOOD PRICE FOR VERY COMPASSIONATE CAMEL, ONLY SLIGHTLY USED!

>> No.10948950

>>10948910

Get out of my store, you beggar!

>>10948913
>>10948919

Look, I am a respected businessman. I conduct myself well and I don't beat them unless they need it. Why don't you go and bother the spice vendors for a change? Huh?

>> No.10948957

Elves are just as much people as anyone else. They are sapient, so they are people.

You run now and I might not catch you.

>> No.10948958

>>10948950

My clock is running.

>> No.10948964

>>10948950

People will infest their bodies as they will.

However, a person in chains has little choice in the matter.

GUARDS! Arrest this man for illegal slave trade!

>> No.10948967

>>10948891
Look! The constabulary!
>Strangles seller. Because.

>> No.10948971
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10948971

>>10948950

>scratches at ears

mon'keigh, that wasn't a request, that was a command.

>> No.10948972

>>10948945
Thank you.

>> No.10948973

You made a bad decision setting up buisness here. Paladin don't take well to this kind of thing, and there are pleanty here.

>> No.10948977
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10948977

BETTER PRICES, BETTER PRICES !

FIVE AMBER EACH ! COME HERE, FELLOWS !

>> No.10948985

>>10948977

If I buy all three do I get a discount?

>> No.10948987
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>>10948928

Very good, sir. You will not be disappointed, I can tell you. She has good flanks. Perfect for fucking or eating, no?

I will have her dressed before she is turned over to you, I'll just take this amber... yes... it's all here. A pleasure, and many many thanks.

Come one, come all! Slaves of all descriptions, for all occasions! Come for some meat, leave with a wife! Or maybe come for a wife and leave with some meat! Hahaha!

>> No.10948992

>>10948945
I heard they're good for a hump as well.

>> No.10948997

>>10948891

I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to *her*. Now shut up, subhuman pig, or I will carve out your intestines.

Now, as I was saying... what's your name, lady, and how did you come to be in such a predicament?

>> No.10948998

Fine store salesman, that is a fine specimen, no doubt. But I'm sure we can settle a for a reasonable price, of say, nine amber. A happy customer is a loyal customer.

>> No.10949000

>>10948957
so are goblins but killing them aint murder.

>> No.10949002

>>10948973

You gonna murder a legitimate businessman, pal?

>> No.10949004
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10949004

... do I need to draw a weapon to make a point?

Is violence the only thing you understand?

>> No.10949005
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10949005

Alright dis is a robbery! Ery one get down or I shoot dis ding! *Twang* Oh ell.....I hit the elf ore.......

>> No.10949009

So um ... how does this "slavery" thing work? We didn't have that back in my tribe. I'm still learning those city habits.

So you mean like I give you my shiny stones, and she goes with me? Well, sure, she is kinda cute.

Can she talk? Or at least understand what I say?

>> No.10949012

this would be funny except you keep saying EATING

THAT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

>> No.10949014
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10949014

Make sure you thoroughly inspect the wares before handing over your coin.

Caveat emptor!

>> No.10949016

>>10948977

A paladins work is never done...

Halt. In accordance to the law of this city and the ruling of Iomedae, slavery is illegal.

>> No.10949018

>>10948977

Bah, you beat them too much! Look at those bruising, it would take weeks to nurse them back to an edible state! Good friends, do not buy from this man! He sells inferior stock!

>>10948971

I do not listen to foreigners who barge into my store and tell me what to do! What I do is legal and quite moral! GUARDS!

>> No.10949019

>>10948985
HAHA ! YOU ARE A SLY ONE, EH ?
ALL RIGHT - I SELL ALL THEM ALL THREE FOR SEVEN AMBER ! HOW IS THAT ?

>> No.10949024

>>10949002

Methinks they're likely to take issue to your definition of "legitimate", actually. I'd honestly suggest you let the girls free and start running now. With luck, they won't catch you before you're past the border.

>> No.10949031

>>10949004

Will I have to call the guards and have you arrested, cunt?

Maybe I'll see you in my stock yet, ha?

GET OUT.

>> No.10949036

>>10949002

No, but your trade is illegal and condemned by my god. You will be taken before the courts and most likely hung until you are dead.

>> No.10949041

>>10949018

Legitimate businessman? You're a gods-damned monster.

I don't want to draw my blade but I will

>> No.10949047
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10949047

>>10948992

HUMP? YES! CRAZY HASSAN IS HAVING EXCELLENT CAMELS WITH EXCELLENT HUMPS! THEY KEEP BAGS UP UP UP HIGH OFF GROUND, KEEP DIRT AND SAND OUT OF YOUR THINGS! STAND ON TOP, SEE FOR MILES!

HASSAN CAN GET YOU GREAT PRICE ON FINE CAMELS, BARELY USED!

>> No.10949049

I'd buy that lass, and allow her to earn money to buy herself back!

in the meantime, her slave work would be making sammichs.

>> No.10949050

>>10948998

Sorry my friend, but she has already been purchased. However I have many more fine women! Come, I will show you my best stock! All pretty and firm, and all good prices!

>>10949005

All sales are final! She was sold already, this has nothing to do with me!

>> No.10949052

This is as creepy as fuck and I'm an atheist.

Seriously, roleplaying as a person selling an elf sex slave with other fat, greasy neckbeards?

This is the ultimate low.

It's disgusting.

>> No.10949053

>>10949036
>No, but your trade is illegal and condemned by my god. You will be taken before the courts and most likely hung until you are dead.
>hung until you are dead.

Your god just disowned you, bro.

>> No.10949062

>>10949052
Seconded, I'm agnostic.

>> No.10949063
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10949063

The templars of the Imperium will not allow this slaaneshi heresy to continue.

Initiate orbital bombardment. Purify with extreme prejudice.

>> No.10949068

>>10949036
>>10949041

I HAVE A PERMIT FROM THE CONSTABULARY.

If you want to challenge that, get to the courts, I'm game. My business against your freedom.

Deal?

>> No.10949070

>>10949019
You're really bad at haggling, you know?

>> No.10949072
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10949072

>>10948973
>Paladin don't take well to this kind of thing, and there are pleanty here.

Four score and seven years ago my forefathers brought forth on this continent a task for me, conceived in liberty, to lay the beatdown on any slaver scumbag who dare blight this Earth.

Now, unless you free your slaves, I've no choice but to come forth and kick your ass!

>> No.10949079

>>10949052

It's 4chan. You know, humour as black as the blackest abyss

dealwithit.jpg

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10949080

>>10949063

Oh, nice..

Back to the webway for me

>thp

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10949081

>>10949018
TO EAT ? THEY'RE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, YOU MANIAC !

>>10949016
BWAHAHA ! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG TOWN THEN, SIR ! HERE, WE ARE IN THE SLAVERY MARKET !

>> No.10949084
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>> No.10949086

>>10949053

Nonsense. It is a just punishment for such a vile deed. Do you thing that good is weak or stupid? He knew the punishment and the trial will be fair. It is lawful good justice.

>> No.10949088

>>10949009

Some of my slaves talk our language. They do come from near and far, after all. But if they are going into the pot or the bed, you don't need to understand them I think, huh? Hahaha! Come, your friend Kashmir will look after you, and together we will pick out your first slave. It will be a very personal experience, and I will give you a good price, like a big brother.

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>> No.10949094

>>10949084

15 AMBER!

>> No.10949095

>>10949068

Listen up, mate. You're in Tiji. That means you're under MY damned jurisdiction right now. This will NOT fly in my sector. You get me?

>> No.10949099
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10949099

>>10949052
Ho, seems you mad, good sir !

>> No.10949101

>>10949068

Heheheheheheh.

Yeeeeeah, sure you have. And I'm the queen of Neverwinter. You do realize *where* you are, right? This is not your lawless /b/, little scum.

>> No.10949102

>>10949070
"He's really bad at haggling..." I thought to myself as I walked away with 3 slaves.

It wasn't until a few days after that I realised why he wanted to sell me the slaves for so cheap...

>> No.10949104
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>> No.10949107

>>10949050
Excellent, show me all your wares. I'm sure we can settle a nice deal.

>> No.10949111
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10949111

Well err... I will pay for dat ore I killed...My bad...So much for that robbery attempt..... One second....W'er are we? Elf women talk bout avin der rights, an paladins arn't gauffed outa town for being Schmucks? Am.....Am I in ell Sir?

>> No.10949113

>>10949095

Talk to the High Court permit to operate, pal.

Unless you've got a paper from the High Lord Justice that says we can't operate, I suggest you clear off.

>> No.10949118
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10949118

I hate elves as much as the next dwarf, but slavery is just crossing the line.

How do people enjoy these things?

>> No.10949124
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10949124

Hello, I'm Constable Paladin and I say this man is providing a valuable public service by keeping sharp-ears off the streets and making them do something productive for a change.

Really, it's for their own good.

>> No.10949126

>>10949104
Taloon, merchant, husband, grade A badass.

>> No.10949127
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10949127

>>10949095

>pokes head out, oh, calvary

>> No.10949128

>>10949113

I sure do. It's called orbital bombardment. Death will be a mercy to those in chains. Your call.

>> No.10949130
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10949130

Goblins buysell too, yes? Yes?

>> No.10949132
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10949132

>>10949102
BUISNESS IS BUISNESS !

>> No.10949142

>>10949128

A comedian, huh?
Get this clown out of here. This is a place of business.

>> No.10949147

This thread depresses me so much. I agree with >>10949052.

>> No.10949156

>>10949142

Who's going to touch me? I don't see anyone helping you. And I see plenty of people staying back. This is your last chance. I haven't exactly been in a merciful mood lately.

>> No.10949158
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10949158

Into ze Oven with you. All of you!

>> No.10949159

>>10949086
>"hung until you are dead."

"I'm gunna hung you 'til you dead."

C'mon. YOU'RE god would be the laughing stock of the pantheon if he STAND by you after a statement like that.

>> No.10949160

>>10949156
I'm with you.

>> No.10949161
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10949161

>>10949147
At least, it's not (yet) /b/

>> No.10949175
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10949175

>>10949107

Of course, of course! Follow me, and I will show you women to suit any need!

As you can see, today has been a good day for slave sales! This cage had eight in it before lunch, but it seems people around here have hearty appetites! Haha! So, I have some quality ones here. These two both speak enough for basic commands. The one at the back is a virgin, one-hundred percent. The one at the front may or may not be.

Are you interested in these, or others? Or... are you looking for one a little more special, my friend?

>> No.10949176

>>10949088
How would she know what I want if she does not talk how I talk? Or at least listen how I talk.
And we only eat wild beasts. And well, sometime enemies. She is not my enemy, and she looks pretty tame.
As for bed companion, yes that sounds good. Tell me more, I follow you.

>> No.10949179

MERCHANTS!

I am in need of unspoiled VIRGIN maiden slaves for... um, non-sacrificial purposes. I pay top amber.

Show me what you have.

>> No.10949180
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10949180

>>10949142
This is now a place of my lance 6 feet up your ass.

Punk slavers are leading a bad example for my daughter.

>> No.10949183

>>10949156
>>10949063

The order of the Black Templars stand with you, brother.

>> No.10949189

>>10949147

I'm actually midly happy for the thread as whole. Because it's one sad fuck trying to act out his sick fantasies and samefagging a bit, and pretty much everyone else being outraged and expressing a desire to kill him in various manners (that get ignored because, you know, troll).

>> No.10949201

You sir have no right to trade with other sapient beings life. Let your prisoners go or you shall taste my steel.

>> No.10949208

>>10949189

I'm happy with this thread as well, yet for completely opposite reasons. Funny that.

>> No.10949216
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10949216

>This thread

>> No.10949222

rolled 50 = 50

>>10949175

>Draws blade
>WS vs 47 +10 charge +20 surprise attack WS: 77

>> No.10949230

White Knight fags in this thread just don't get it.

If we freed all the slaves do you have any idea what would happen to the ECONOMY of the realms?

I know it's hard, but think a bit.

>> No.10949231

>>10949183

As will the Order of Iomedae.

>> No.10949233

>>10949175
Slavery is good business, a lot of my clients are pay a wealthy sum for such exotic items from distant lands. Most of these are not for me. I would gladly see the rest of your stock. And if one peaks my interest, maybe I'll keep her for myself. What is your price for these 2?

>> No.10949236

>>10949176

If they stay with you for a time, they learn your habits. What you like, what you don't. If she is only to be in the kitchen and bedroom, what more do you want?

But I understand your desire for one who can talk. Tell me, are you an adventurer perhaps? I can see a certain spark in your eye, one that I see mostly in adventurers and men of many tales. If so, would you be looking for a fighting slave?

>> No.10949253
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10949253

Slavery - gets the work done.

>> No.10949255

>>10949230
It's a random roleplaying thread.

That shit doesn't matter.

>> No.10949259

>>10949230

Then the realms will suffer for their mistake of choosing a Throne-damned staple of trade. I will not protect them from their own misguided decisions.

>> No.10949265
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10949265

wait...black templar...caring about a non human race?! HERESY HERESY HRESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY ALL UP IN THIS BITCH! I'M GETTING THE ORDO XENO'S

>> No.10949267
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10949267

rolled 2 + 4 = 6

>>10949233

It's not a good business for corpses, mon'keigh

>rolling for damage
>stabby stabby

>> No.10949268

>>10949253
Actually I'm pretty sure Egyptian workers were paid.

>> No.10949269

>>10949189
You gotta admit historically "Slavery gets shit done".

Here (/tg/), Slavery is an open book. See >>10949102
. I left an open ending hoping that people would put different stories up... But the thread's been pretty narrow minded.

Just threats and ignoring threats. Boring.

>> No.10949272

>>10949230

>(You're supposed to be roleplaying, stop breaking kayfabe.)

>> No.10949273

>>10949230

America seemed to manage pretty well after the slave abolishment, you know.

>> No.10949274

>>10949268
Workers were.

Slaves were paid in whippings.

>> No.10949279

>>10949230

Better the pockets of the people suffer than thier souls.

Anyway, there are cheaper ways to get easy labor. Constructs will work all day without complaint and do not require upkeep of any sort. Simple undead are cheap and again require no upkeep. Warforged will work all day as they do not get tired, though that is paid work rather than slavery.

There are better ways than this. And it will be rectified.

>> No.10949283

>>10949267

You've just been perforated by dozens of poisonous crossbow bolts.

How do you feel?

>> No.10949291

>>10949233

I see, I see. You will sell them far away from here. Not a bad trade. I stick to my slaving route myself.

Now, normally these two would sell for thirty-eight. That is twenty-four for the confirmed virgin and fourteen for the other. But for you? I think I can cut my price to a lean thirty-four.

>> No.10949292

>>10949273

Industrial Revolution, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>> No.10949295

>>10949253
>Slavery - gets the work done.
>post an image of the Giza pyramids
>strong evidence in Giza that those particular pyramids were skilled labour that was paid on salary

trollface.jpeg

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10949296

HO HO HO... ho...
Time to close my store for today... I smell bad weather.

>> No.10949300

>>10949265
I'd imagine that they're pissed off at the fact that there are a bunch of humans interacting with xenos in any manner that doesn't involve burning them. The fact that some are willing to stick their dick in the abominations is even worse. The xenos are just as screwed as the slavers.

>> No.10949302
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10949302

You know, slavery is abolished in the Tau Empire...

>> No.10949306

>>10949267
>>10949283
>BANG! YER DEAD!
>NO CUZ I HAD HIDDEN CROSSBOWMEN WHO GOT YE FIRST!
>NYU-UH!
>UH-HUH!

>> No.10949308
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>>10949279

>Undead more ethical than slaves


I see.

>> No.10949309

>>10949265

You are mistaken. Our order sees human slaves in proximity with the xenos, and as such are tainted by their presence.

Our purification will be a mercy killing, compared to what the Inquisition shall commit to these tainted humans.

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10949317

>>10949296
NEWMAN!

>> No.10949321

>>10949306

Exactly. See how stupid the whole exchange was?

>> No.10949324

>>10949253

Failure to learn history leads to the assumption that slavery got shit done. On that note:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trireme#Rowers

>> No.10949325

>>10949267
Put that savage thing away, stranger. If you have any quarrels with me take it to the law enforcement department. But let me spare you the trouble by telling you now that it's futile.

>> No.10949329

rolled 13 = 13

>>10949283
>>10949283

>oh really?
>Didnt see anyone trying to strike
>Just stabbed the slaver
>Yeah I know, In broad daylight
>I'm that ballsy
>Ag: vs 50 to get the fuck

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10949335

DAT SNACKS I SEE?

GIMME!

>> No.10949336

>>10949302

When everyone's a slave, it looks like no one is...

>> No.10949337

>>10949308
>Undead more reliable than slaves
FIFY

>> No.10949339

Slavery does get shit done, but only shit you knew how to do aldeady. Why would you invent something to make your life easier when there's slaves for it? Serfdom is the reason for 1000 years of medieval ages.

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10949344

>>10949317
>>10949317
>>10949317
>>10949317
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.10949352
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10949352

>>10949336
You dare mock the Greater Good?

>> No.10949354

>>10949279
>>10949337
>implying these slaves are ment for heavy labor.

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>>10949325

Right. What part of "I AM the law" did you not get?

Don't move. Friends, unchain the victims and get them somewhere safe.

>> No.10949358

so how used is this elf anyways?

I'm not purchasing it, if it is already used goods beyond any means of repair

>> No.10949360

>>10949337

>Undead more reliable than living creatures

What will you do when the start falling apart after a few days? When you run out of corpses?

>> No.10949361

>>10949308

Simple undead. Skeletons, creatures that do not require the soul to remain. It is mearly a vessel of negetive energy bound to the creators will, nothing more.

>> No.10949367
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>>10949329

>4 degrees of success, +5 for unnatural
>Nigga im an afterimage
>Later

>> No.10949368

>>10949180
ooh, you have a daughter! so, when are you out, leaving her alone and unprotected.... ust out of curiosity of course

>> No.10949371
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In the name of the Emperor and of the Ordos Xenos branch of his holey Inquisition. I deem this shop to operating outside of it's parameters. I also judge the Black Templar segment in this area to be Traitors to mankind on the grounds of them saving these Xenos from captivity instead of purging this whole shop. This area is under quarantine until more of us arrive, Failure to comply will result in the hastening of your eventual terminations.....
.....
....
How is it that you have captured so many Eldar women Numan and yet there is one standing there complaining about the state of things? (readies bolter)

>> No.10949372

>>10949344
>>10949317

Okay, you got me. I grinned.

>> No.10949375
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10949375

Fuck it. I'm out.

>> No.10949377

>>10949335

Ah, welcome back! I have a slave you will be interested in! Red hair and pale skin, perfect for eating in a stew or off a stick! Hahaha! Come this way, and tell me all about your trip into the desert while I show you!

>> No.10949378

>>10949329
>>10949367

Rolling with yourself, are ya? :3

Must be nice.

>> No.10949395
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10949395

Let that woman go.

>> No.10949396

>>10949291
Thirty-four is a little pricy, I'm not sure if I would be able to make a profit from these if I have to transport them aswel. I will take the virgin only, for 20.

>> No.10949399

See, the problem with these threads is that no one is willing to "lose," for lack of a better term.

>> No.10949401
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10949401

>>10949372
>>10949375
Successfull thread is successfull

>> No.10949403

>>10949371

I have ordered the orbital bombardment to raze this trade to dust. Did you not receive the memo, battle brother?

>> No.10949405

>>10949352
You dare mock the free trade zone?!

>> No.10949409

>>10949339

Though there's a reason the crossbow was so feared and hated. It's really a dangerous position to be outnumbered by the people you're oppressing, especially if they can punch a hole clean through your expensive armor.

>> No.10949411

>>10949378

(I prefer to take chances with the dice)

>> No.10949420
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10949420

>>10949405

...AND WE SAY SLAVE TRADES ARE BAD.

>> No.10949422

>>10949361

>allowing mini portals to the negative energy plane into the world
>more ethical than slavery

Someone has their priorities mixed up.

>> No.10949435

O wait you called in an orbital bombardment!>!?!?!

When did you do that battle brother?!

We should go that would be arriving any moment now, forgive me I must have gotten the intelligence from this planet wrong

>> No.10949447

>>10949377
YUM! RED AND PALE IS BEST!

UHH... DESERT? ALL HOT. PEOPLE FRIED ALREADY. TASTY. YUM.

BUT RED AND PALE BETTER. GOOD TO BE BACK!

>> No.10949451
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10949451

>>10949405
Silly Gue'la, The Tau Empire does not restrict trade.

Infact, the Water Caste are master merchants and traders.

>> No.10949454

>>10949396

Twenty two and you have her. I'm sure I could sell her for the full amount if I held onto her, but I feel we have something akin to a bond between traders, no? It's a good price, and you will certainly make more amber selling her off to the rich!

>>10949399

I do not know about winning or losing here. I am just selling my quality stock to the people at low, low prices.

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>>10949435
>>10949063

Mwahaha. And yet Tau Hacking gains another level in screwing up imperium intelligence! AWAY CEILING TEAM.

>> No.10949456
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10949456

>>10949435
Now.

>> No.10949460

>>10949180
Damn it, you play that game ONCE, then it haunts you for rest of your life.
If you don't know which one, do yourself a favor and don't ask.

Also - The Game.

>> No.10949463

>>10949399

Well, the thread started about slave market RP, but then a bunch of people wahnt to play generic hero and mekr things more bland and by-the-numbers as possible.

Gritty, angry let-my-people-go hero-types? How 90's.

>> No.10949472

>>10949463

Whining, 'edgy' anti-hero preferences? So angsty teen.

>> No.10949477

>>10949463

>Implying an Elfdar wouldnt be outraged by enslaved elves

>> No.10949480
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10949480

(Bombardment has commenced)

>> No.10949483

>>10949463

And "elves suck so much let's rape them haha" is better than generic hero *how*? At least generic hero is not physically repulsive.

>> No.10949486

>>10949463

Wait, how is "upright" so 90's? Did we forget about Anti-Hero Pouches all of a sudden?

>> No.10949487

>>10949357
You think a man of my caliber would travel alone? I hired several deadly mercenaries as bodyguards. Let's keep this civilised, I am not looking for a fight.

>> No.10949489
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10949489

>>10949480
Groovy.

>> No.10949490

>>10949477

He can buy them back legally. That's why we're here!

>> No.10949506

>>10949472
>>10949477
>>10949483
>>10949486

Got some sand in your vaginas, White Knights?

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10949507

>>10949487

You think your pissant mercenaries haven't already been bought off? This disgrace ends now.

>> No.10949514

>>10949422

It is not any worse than fire elementals. Both are dangerous to life if used carelessly but if under strict control undead are perfectly safe. Ones that trap the soul within them like ghouls and vampires are just cruel however.

You think positive energy is always good? See what it does to the virus' in an area. It's not pretty.

>> No.10949515

>>10949506

Got a cock in yours, teen?

>> No.10949517
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10949517

>>10949480

Ah. The rain of fury has commenced.

Ancient Snack produced by burning corn, battle brothers?

>> No.10949521

>>10949506

Sandgina Law.

>> No.10949522
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10949522

>>10949447

Of course! Of course! And it is always good to see a return customer such as yourself.

Here she is, ready for the eating. She is loud, so I do not mind giving you a good price. Ten amber, or... perhaps that shiny dagger I see sticking out of your pack?

>> No.10949526

>>10949480
Another lost trade... on the neighbor planet

>> No.10949534
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>>10949490

>Eldar, buy an Eldar slave back from a mon'keigh
>Nigga you full retard

>> No.10949540
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10949540

>>10949515

>> No.10949548

>>10949480

Hey, where did the moon go?

Uhh, Mr Marine? I think you missed.

>> No.10949549
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10949549

>>10949477
Well, I applaud your stance and predilection for affirmative action, but sometimes, to get a point across...

>gestures at slaver

... you just have to set someone on fire.

>> No.10949551

>>10949526

They have already consorted with filthy xenos, and are such tainted.

Yours is next, foul heretic.

>> No.10949555

>>10949534

Well, you can't have 'em than. We run a respectable business here. Pay to play.

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10949558

>>10949447
>>10949522
close this market down now or I will give the order to fire! Slavery is not allowed with in the Dominion!

>> No.10949559

This whole thread turned into an elementary school argument.
>Buy slaves here!
>Stop that, I, paladin Dreary mcDull, am calling the constabulary!
>I have permission from the constabulary.
>Actually, I am the constabulary, so no you don't.

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10949561

>>10949534
I dunno, If one of my bondbrothers were enslaved and on sale, I would buy them back instantly.

But I guess you Eldar are a bit different.

>> No.10949563

You guys sure are handling the entire service of the planet being squelched by the rain of a thousand lance strikes pretty well...Pretty resolute of them in the face of total destruction aren't they, eh battle brother?

>> No.10949568

FFFFUUUUU. SURFACE SURFACE, not service... damn me not checking my spelling

>> No.10949570

>>10949559

Pretty much.

>> No.10949571
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10949571

>>10949422
DID SOMEBODY SAY UNDEAD?!?

>> No.10949572

>>10949507
Do you honestly think that you can buy off the mercenaries from me? They're given a monthly pay, which is a lot more than you could ever buy off in a single payment. I have been polite, until now. Mind your business somewhere else, before you find your family and friends six feet under.

>> No.10949573
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10949573

>>10949549

I like this one

>> No.10949574

>>10949534
but actually it's a trap, why have one elf slave, when you can get two?

>> No.10949579

This ill-begotten little-boy fapthread can't even keep its fluff straight!

Opt for another round of the bombardment. For the cameras.

>> No.10949582

>>10949559
>Forgetting the space marine planet nuking
>Forgetting aliens, heretics, xenos?!

>> No.10949583

>>10949563

I'm pretty sure that just happened in your head, sonny.

SLAVES! ONLY THE BEST HERE! UNSPOILED, BARELY BEATEN!

>> No.10949586

Um merchant? S-sir? My family is starving, and I'm too weak to help in the forge. Well, I... I came here to s-sell myself. I'm a nice girl, and I'll go whatever you say, just please give the money to my family.

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10949603

>>10949572

Right. Seeing as how a (multiple times) dead person is still talking, there is clearly heresy at work here. This entire region will need purification.

>> No.10949604

>>10949561

We wouldn't give the mon'keigh no quarter for this disgrace.

>> No.10949607
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10949607

No, *I* am Kirk Douglas!

>> No.10949609

>>10949582
Couldn't be assed to greentext the whole thing out.
But you got the gerenal point.

>> No.10949620
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10949620

I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and I'll take the lot of 'em!

>> No.10949623

>>10949586

Hmmm, you are a bit skinny, child. Do you have any skills?

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10949628

Clearly there is only one way to end this abominable practice...

Cultist dump.

>> No.10949629
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>>10949604
Oh come on now, the Gue'la ain't that bad. They just need a little discipline, that's all.

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10949632

>>10949603

Agreed. Bombardment away.

>> No.10949633

>>10949604
You forgot your picture, faggot.

>> No.10949635

rolled 91 = 91

>>10949583

Oh Just stop talking!

>Goes for the throat
>More fucking stabbing
>WS: 47 +10 charge - 20 called attack vs 37

>> No.10949636
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10949636

>>10949583

No I can clearly see it is happening you silly mortal wretch merchant

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>> No.10949642

>>10949635

>missed

Well... this is wonderful, isn't it

>> No.10949643

>>10949635
In DH, high is bad, right?

>> No.10949644
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10949644

>>10949607

He's not Kirk Douglas, I am!

>> No.10949648

>>10949636

I cannot see into your imagination, boy, but I'll take your word for it.

Now scamper off, your parents must be worried.

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>> No.10949658

>>10949558

Okay. A nuke went off in the background. And he has his visor open? What the hell.

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10949659

>>10949648

And I'm pretty sure all this slave trading is happening in your head too.

>> No.10949664

OP here, is there a reason a few of you got so wound up by this? I thought it was funny.

>> No.10949668

Calling in the Ordo Malleus, this thing is still going despite damage done to the planet. Daemon's must be at work here..

>> No.10949669

>>10949454
Twenty two is a deal, you make a hard bargain. While I'm here, maybe I can make a trade with you. I can get my hands on several rare gems and jewelry from lands far away. A tradesman of your size could surely make a wealthy profit on these. Interested?

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>> No.10949677
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10949677

>Open thread.
>Expect clever wordplay and the occasional fapping.
>Read thread.

Oh /tg/ your faggotry knows no bounds.

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>> No.10949688

>>10949636
Son, are you alright my boy?
No and sorry sir, he has been like this since he fell from the womb, always seeing death around him for no reason.
I hope he did not bother you sir

>> No.10949692

>>10949669

Kashmir hears you. I would want to see these gems in person, but if such things can be procured I would purchase them.

>> No.10949693

>>10949664
/tg/ doesn't feel like misogyny and Elf hate, right now?

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>> No.10949699

>>10949664

Might have something to do with most of the board being knigh/tg/uys.

>> No.10949700

>>10949659

Oh, that's right!

We're ROLEPLAYING.

Enjoy your explosions of the mind, I guess. I'll be doing my imaginary slave business, if that's ok with you. :3

>> No.10949701
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10949701

>>10949644
>>10949607

No, I'm Kirk Douglas. And you're Spartacus. Both of you.

>> No.10949709
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10949709

So I heard there were Daemons afoot can you fine Spess Mareens point me in their direction?

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>> No.10949718
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10949718

>>10949699

>Pic relevant to /tg/'s moral character

>> No.10949726

rolled 46 = 46

>>10949700

Uuugh, can it you mon'keigh

>vs 47
>taking swings with knife

>> No.10949727

>roleplay thread with potential for funny
>DURR I SMITE YOU WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY MY PENIS IS LARGE AND RIGHTEOUS

Dam it, /tg/, can't we just play fun occasionally without giant butthurt?

in b4 SLAVERY IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

>> No.10949733

>>10949709

Planetfall, inquisitor. We are preparing a Thunderhawk gunship to bring us to the surface in an hour.

>> No.10949734

>>10949727

>Why can't you all feed my dark and edgy side? Being bad is fun!

>> No.10949736

W-well I can cook, just a little... Um, I can uh read, but that's probably not that important here...
...
W-wait sir I-I am a virgin! That's good right?>>10949623

>> No.10949739

>>10949727

Hey now, your thread premise getting rejected by noble internet White Knights is no reason to get all bent out of shape over. Don't lose your cool, man.

>> No.10949746

>>10949727
>Implying what's fun for some people is fun to others.

>> No.10949751

>>10949279
Yeah, slaves are pretty expensive. Slaves often have recourse, or protections, under the law, as slavery outside of 'lol bandits' is usually a very large and deeply established system.

Instead, hire directly with wages-for-work-done. Offer a pittance that does not grow with the kingdom's inflation, while the workers, not being slave, have their own home, food and other things to cover for. Make sure all your friends offer the same deal.

You'll obtain tax exemptions as a 'buisness owner' since half your friends make the laws. Otherwise "you would just go elsewhere and take all the valuable jobs with you". Your workers, being not-slaves, will have to pay their full share of tax and tithe.

Ergo, you and your buddies get a lot richer, for a lot less than the cost of owning slaves, and none of the stigma.

>> No.10949755

>>10949727
Sex slavery is not much fun, no, and it's more than a little creepy to roleplay it on a public board for mutual titillation.

>> No.10949760

>>10949726

>Stabbing the ever loving fuck out of the slaver
>repeatedly
>out of rage

>turns around, satisfied with himself
>walking away

>> No.10949765

>>10949755
I agree, and second this. Mostly my reason for not liking the thread. But, do what you guys want. This board has 15 pages, none of them mine, and plenty for everyone.

>> No.10949766
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10949766

We'll take all you got me and the boys need some snacks for the bloodbowl semifinals tonight.

>> No.10949769
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>>10949727

You're taking this thread way too seriously, you know.

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>>10949751
why does this sound strangely familiar? :S

>> No.10949784

>>10949736

Not really, child. Men who purchase virgins don't need them for what you think they need them.

All in all, you're unskilled for labor and too skinny and inexperienced for a pleasure slave.

You won't get a good price from me, or any other merchant around here.

My advice, join a thieving gang. Don't give up your freedom as easily. Look at these wretches in my care. No hope for them, but you still have a slim chance, maybe.

Now get out of my sight.

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>>10949769

>> No.10949827
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>>10949784
Hey, I'm looking for a little help...

>> No.10949832

>>10949697
Fuck you Jo, do you have to make me want to stick my penis into pure saccharin?

>> No.10949846

Need some dwarven slaves.

>> No.10949847
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10949847

>>10949789
Can we join?

>> No.10949894

>>10949692
Of course, my bodyguards will show you a fraction of my stock. You see, you can never be too careful. They're all fine and rare jewelry, suited for a king.

>> No.10949931

>>10949780
*stares at rent check*
*stares at cheap-coupon-laden grocery bill*
*stares at THIS six-months' public transport price raise*
*stares at paystub*

NO REASON

>> No.10949933
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10949933

Human slave trader, do you have some royal blood slaves here? I need some as bet for cards game.

>> No.10949959

>>10949784
n-no wait don't leave, what if I worked for you? D-don't you need some kind of underling to help you out? L-look I pickpocketed that boy you were arguing with... And, and I know how to deal with the city guard! 20 amber is enough to get their support, they'll even keep beggars like me away from you! P-please I can't go back home, and if I join the thieves guild I'll just end up here!

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10949982

>>10949265
SOMEONE SAY HERESY?!

>> No.10949983

Well, it is time I closed the market. Ah, another successful day of slave trading. Makes it feel good to be alive, my friends!

Now, I will return home and enjoy my meal. I hope the new girl is tender! Hahaha!

>> No.10949991

>>10949959

...

You said you can read. Here's a slave purchase contract. What does it say?

>> No.10949996

awful service

>> No.10950026
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>>10949982

One Exterminatus coming right up...

>leaves

>> No.10950083

*Drops a large sack of amber in front of the slaver*

I shall buy every single slave you've got!

>> No.10950084

>>10949991
S-slave contract
By signing this contract you a-abide to central laws regarding slave t-trade, you will surrender your f-freedom and rights and take a life in s-servitude unless spesific terms are n-negotiated.
Further p-payment is done in marked value going by §19 point 4 in regular slave trade law.
Children under age of 9 may not be applied for slave trade.
Slave dealer:
*stamp*
I think that is a weird sign s-sir?

>> No.10950092

>>10950083
*Takes them home and puts them to paid work as free maids in my house

>> No.10950108

>>10950084

Where'd a malnourished runt like you learn to read?

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10950139

>>10950084
>Children under age of 9 may not be applied for slave trade.
I don't think so.

>> No.10950160

>>10950139

Oh yes. And we know how THAT turned out in the end.

>> No.10950177

>>10950108
I-Id like to keep that secret. S-so do I uh have what it takes or not?

>> No.10950178
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10950178

You should be careful. The next loli you buy might not be all loli all the time....it might be something ELSE.

>> No.10950194
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10950194

servant would be more trouble than I can handle

barely take care of myself. human-pet got sick, I can't afford to pay the doctor bills

'pet' also probably be smarter than me, and run away at their first chance

>> No.10950208
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10950208

>>10950160
>>10950178
There is no such a thing as JUSTICE in this fucked-up world !
Deal with it.

>> No.10950210

I'm looking for a male under the age of 14 years in human-equivalency. I find they're easier to manage if you break them young.

>> No.10950219

>>10950194
Your furfaggotry is unwelcome in this thread. Adults are playing now.

>> No.10950229
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10950229

>>10949726
>>10949367
You sound like an annoying attention whore.

>> No.10950231
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10950231

>>10950208
What does justice have to do with REVENGE?

>> No.10950242
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10950242

>>10950208
I think you need a bigger picture my friend. Allow me to assist.

>> No.10950258
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10950258

>>10950219
huh?

I have no place in charge of well-being of other people. how did you associate with your own depravity this 'furfag' shit?

>> No.10950261

>>10950229
Kind of, but we let it slide because he draws porn.

>> No.10950273
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10950273

>>10950231
It's just revenge is always a plot-device for GOOD END

>> No.10950274

The people in this thread are so pathetic.

Internet white nights are pretty much the stupidest people there are. Why do you even bother?

>> No.10950290
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10950290

>>10950258
You are a furfag. That's all there is to it. You think you're a scarey warey ickle werewolf.

I KNOW what kind of monster I am. And it doesn't have anything to do with claws, teeth, or pretending I'm a dog for attention.

>> No.10950299

>>10950177

... I must be losing it...

Alright, child. Sign this paper. This is your indenture contract. You are bound into my service until a time I see fit to free you from your bond. You will do what I say, when I say it, and that will be the end of it. And you will not see your family again.

Well?

>> No.10950308
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10950308

Wheee!

>> No.10950319
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10950319

>>10950290
human being, like you, anon

what kind 'monster' are you?

>> No.10950320
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10950320

>>10950274
I agree, 200%. That's why I LOVE to troll the white knights.

>>10950210
Here is someone to fill your tastes, customer !

>> No.10950344
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10950344

>>10950319
A real one.

>> No.10950351

>>10950308
can I take a ride too?

>> No.10950368

>>10950344
would share coffee with, monstrous-anon

tell me what's chasing you. know you think lowly of me, but at least I can listen, yeah?

>> No.10950374
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10950374

>>10950344
>real monster
>posting a loli-pyramid head on /tg/

No, you're just a real fa/tg/uy.

>> No.10950375

>>10950299
so this is it... V-very well I know what I'm doing, and it's for my family. I'll do anything I can, just just don't hit me... Please.

>> No.10950382

>>10948891
>>10949047

So.. how retarded is the elf?

and how retarded is the camel?

>> No.10950383

>>10950320

Ah, perfect!

>> No.10950393
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10950393

Greetings, prospective customers! I bring exotic stock from a strange, far-off planet. Of course, such rare specimens demand a higher price- But I assure you, it's well worth it.

>> No.10950397
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10950397

>>10950320
>pedophilia

What the FUU--!!?

>> No.10950429
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10950429

>>10950397
welcome on 4chan. Enjoy your mindfuck.

>> No.10950441
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10950441

>>10948891
>Look at this one. She could be good for cleaning, or fucking, or eating. Who knows? I do a good deal on her, just for you. Eleven amber. Good price, no?

damn you OP, suddenly I am reminded of the best market ever

>> No.10950455

how much would I be worth?

can do yard-work, shovel snow, lift move heavy things

>> No.10950463
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10950463

>Detects child rape.
>Grabs his sword and shield.

Now bring it on, you son of bitches.

>> No.10950470

>>10950375

Right, Now, we'll be setting off in two days, and the caravan will journey for five months to the Southern Bazaars. You have that time to learn the account books, the contracts. That will be your job from now on. You do NOT interact with the merchandise in any way. Do not look at it, do not speak to it, understood?

You can set yourself up on the floor of the utility tent, for now.

A messenger will be sent to your family with 200 gold. You will not go back. Tomorrow you will help pack up the caravan.

I'll be watching you VERY closely, child, don't make me regret my decision.

>> No.10950487

>Detects child rape.
>Grabs his sword and shield.

Fuck this shit. I've got a world to save.

Peasants and other low-life scum can go save the "innocent".

True Neutral nobility done right.

>> No.10950489

>>10950463

If you care, just buy the kids. Capitalism is a wonderful thing.

>> No.10950513
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10950513

>>10950489

... I spend my last coin in a cammel mildly retarded.

But anyway, ORC JUSTICE!

>> No.10950519

>>10950455
>how much would I be worth?

>can do yard-work, shovel snow, lift move heavy things

Not much, give that it's all just menial work. Now, if only you could read and write.

>> No.10950521
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10950521

>>10950489
Only 49 amber ! Cheap cheap !

>> No.10950533

>>10950513

Tell you what. You pay me the camel, your mount, your weapon, and your armor, and I'll give you every slave under 13 in my employ.

>> No.10950536

>>10950455
A find young male body at a good age? I will give.... roughly 120 gold for that, you will most likely have a master by tomorrow.

>> No.10950541
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>>10950521

And how much for a cammel?

>> No.10950573
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10950573

>>10950533

under 15 and we have a deal

>> No.10950581

>>10950573

Done.

>> No.10950592
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10950592

>>10950581

Ok, no more child rape

>> No.10950596

>>10950573

Fine. Under 15 and you dance for my amusement.

>> No.10950642
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10950642

ORC WIN DANCE!!

>> No.10950675
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10950675

Organic sentients that trade various metals and minerals hammered into shapes for other Organic sentients?
Slavery is a good trade for economic profit, but does have ethical backsides, for those that bother with such trivialities.

Its like that time when when Organic species 1 and 2 had a war, and number 2 won, and used the enslavement of species 1 as a way of funding their rebuilding efforts. And they still buy our weapons and tech. Shame, Species 1 had far less concern for the safety of its soldiers.

>> No.10950680

>>10950541
CAMEL ? YES, I GOT A FREE CAMEL FOR YOU ! THIS IS THE CAMEL OF YOUR DREAMS ! YOU WANT IT !

>> No.10950706
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10950706

>>10950680

*Gasp!*

Free!?

How retarded!?

>> No.10950719

>>10950470
Yeah, someone summoned a messenger? You did? Sounds good, just give me the address and I'll drop it off nice and fast.

Hmm this bag is a little in the heavy side... I'll just lighten the load after I turn a corner, I mean who likes heavy packages? I'm such a thoughtful person!

>> No.10950725

HEY WHITE KNIGHTS!

YOU WANT TO SAVE THE GIRL!?!

All you have to do is right click the picture, click save picture, and BOOM, White Knighting accomplished.

You're welcome.

>> No.10950755
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10950755

>>10950725
6/10

>> No.10950779
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10950779

>>10950725

OH! YOU SAVED HER!

Thank you good sir!!

>> No.10950806

>>10950755
It was worth it for that pic.

Thanks bro.

>> No.10950921
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10950921

>Nobody is watching.
>Orc takes the girl.

Zee ya later Looozerz!

>> No.10951014

>>10950320
Who's the artist?
More?
Source?

>> No.10951026

>>10950921
You DID NOT PAY FOR THAT SLAVE!
GET BACK HERE!

>> No.10951046
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10951046

>>10951014

NO!

Made a deal here
>>10950533
>>10950573
>>10950581
>>10950592

So, NO MORE CHILDRAPE!

>> No.10951079
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10951079

>>10951026

Ya won't get me!

Is mildly retarded!

>> No.10951100

>>10951079
GUARDS GUARDS GUARDS!

>> No.10951135
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10951135

>>10951100
>And they ride to the sunset and live happily after, having only midly retarded sons.

>> No.10951159
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10951159

>>10951100
Where is the criminal scum, sir?

>> No.10951215

I can't be the only person who saw this thread and immediately just sort of assumed this was some sort of fukkin' ogre society, hence, you know, buying slaves for snacks without being a butcher by trade.
But evidently I am, because I'm seeing an awful lot of STOP RIGHT THERE YOU *HUU-MAN*

>> No.10951367
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10951367

>>10951135
>20 years passed and the first son grown as an adult.
> He is Grotard and is the less retarded.

>> No.10951466
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10951466

So... i guess orcs won this battle. We can close this now.

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