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[ERROR] No.10948294 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Y...Y'know, I've alwaysh thought you were my beshtest compu...compen...beshtest buddy, Even more than that shtuped harf ork Choppy McChop Chop. And you have a magnifishent arshe to boot, hehehehe. Sho...wahddya say to coming to my room and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.10948336

How about you just let me get you to your room and we can talk about this tomorrow.

Drunk sex is so bad.

>> No.10948341

Take her up to her room, put her in bed, quick fondle and back to the bar

>> No.10948352

God damn why did I roll paladin for this campaign fuck shit.

>> No.10948376

>>10948352
Shoulda rolled Paladin of Sune.

>> No.10948379

>>10948352

ain't nothin' in the oath 'bout drink or dames, brotemkopff

>> No.10948437

Smile, bring her to her room, put her into bed, and let her sleep it off. It's kind of sweet, but taking advantage of someone drunk is not cool. Trying to keep a Chaotic Good alignment, here.

Now, if after the hangover is past and we talk there is still interest, I would certainly be hitting that so hard it'd cause earthquakes.

>> No.10948568

Put my cloak over her shoulders and order another negroni

>> No.10948635

Sis, you're drunk again. Go home and clean up.

>> No.10948750

A lot of gentlemen in /tg/ tonight

>> No.10948779

Fuck my Neutral Good alignment.

Fuck it right in the nose.

>> No.10948786

>>10948750
She fell asleep, bro. If you would do her it counts as rape.

>> No.10948795

It's not rape if she isn't conscious to object.

>> No.10948806

Chaotic Evil here.

Y'all faggots enjoy your hands.

>> No.10948818

>>10948806
Enjoy losing yours you filthy thief.

>> No.10948823

I APPROVE OF THE GENERAL CONDUCT OF YOU FELLOWS IN THIS THREAD.

FOR THE RECORD, I TOO WOULD CARRY HER TO BED AND LEAVE HER UNMOLESTED.

>> No.10948837

>>10948779
>Fuck my Neutral Good alignment.

>Fuck it right in the nose.
This is the sort of thing you had in mind, yes?

>> No.10948843

I can't help but feel kinda sorry for a girl who starts hitting on a bottle of wine after downing half of it.

>> No.10948853

You people are faggots. Seriously. With disorders.

>> No.10948855

>>10948837

...it is now.

>> No.10948862

>>10948806
Paladin of Freedom here. Enjoy your loveless, souless life where you'll never know the touch of another human being save through rape. Meanwhile I'll be romacing the panties off girls in taverns up and down the lands.

>> No.10948866

nah, if she's my party member i would simply put her into bed, i mean she IS my friend. But if she's not from the party and i don't exactly know her...

oh and you must pot itt if you thought it was cultist thread

>> No.10948871

>>10948862
I'm sorry.

I can't hear you over the sound of me banging this unconscious chick.

>> No.10948874

>Sho...wahddya say to coming to my room and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

FUCK

COCKBLOCKED BY VUVUZELAS

>> No.10948885

>>10948294
Take her up to bed, let her sleep off the alcohol, once she's shaken the hangover the next day ask if she still meant it. Taking advantage of people is not cool.

>> No.10948922

Take her up to bed, give her slow butt sex, blame the half orc in the morning.

>> No.10948927

>>10948874

you sir r a winrar

>> No.10949046

looks like a wizard

I'm an anti-magic guy.

My very existence is a threat to her. Does she get off on danger?

>> No.10949225

Now that the notorious pirate captain is intoxicated, I take her to the local authorities.

Justice is served!

>> No.10949547

Play with her ears

>> No.10949685

>>10949225
Oh man, his armour perfectly frames his neck.
Why not paint a big down arrow on his helm?

>> No.10952097

Neutral Lawful!

Laugh at her inability to hold spirits, and leave her there and keep an eye out to make sure nobody takes advantage of her immediate weakness. Who's gonna stop a Drunken Fist?

>> No.10952127

Cast remove poison.
"So, what was this about my ass?" I lean in with interest.

>> No.10952141

Take her to her room, write my magical phone number on her palm. She can call me when she wakes up.

>> No.10952151

>>10948922
I do this.

>> No.10952166

>>10948806
Chaotic Good here

Fuck your shit.

>> No.10952169

>>10948294
I look away nervously, take her to bed, and pretend it never EVER happened, on pain of death.

>> No.10952177

Take her to room. Snuggle with her for the night.

>> No.10952215

>>10948294

>> No.10952224

Take her to her room and make sure she has a bucket nearby. If no bucket is handy; "borrow" someone's helmet.

>> No.10952229

Laugh at inability to drink, bring her to her room then go drink some more....

>> No.10952234

>>10948294

...!

>> No.10952252

>once she's shaken the hangover the next day ask if she still meant it.

SHE WON'T REMEMBER IT.

>> No.10952276

forehead kiss and carry her to her room
tuck her in and leave a bucket and water by her bed
tease lightly next morning

>> No.10952282

>>10952276
What is this faggotry?

>> No.10952294

Choppy McChop Chop would already be sticking it in her ass

>> No.10952299

>>10952234

Verity, no. She's not even awake.

>> No.10952302

>>10952282
/tg/ is mostly inhabited by beta and lower class males, thus we just can't help being nice guys

>> No.10952308

>>10952252

Ah, but I will. Instead of coming out and asking, I'll just maneuver her into an opportunity to come clean with her feelings, if they weren't alcohol induced. If they were, ah, no love lost, I guess.

>> No.10952330

>>10952169
Why can you smite princes of hell but not talk to women?

>> No.10952349

>>10948294
Going to your room and sleeping? You got some funny ideas there woman. Whatever. I'm hauling you off to bed, I like my women conscious so they can fuck back. If I want a chick who's dead in bed, I'll become a necromancer.

>> No.10952458

>>10952302
>beta males
HUMANS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

>> No.10952465

>>10952458

Zat vot JOO fink!

>> No.10952484

>>10952458
Yeah... They do.

>> No.10952520

>>10952484
No... they don't.

>> No.10952528

>>10948294
>Carry up to her room
>Put her in her bed
>Watch over
>Hit it later, when she's not pass-out drunk
That is pretty much how it would end up in my current game.

>> No.10952547

>>10952520

Yes. They do.
Humans are tribal/pack animals.

In all tribal/pack animals there is a strict hierarchy with alpha males/females on top. Yes this applies to humans.

>> No.10952576

>>10952547
Hence why he didn't get laid in high school.

>> No.10952580

>>10952520

You didn't notice some people getting pushed around in school? You didn't see the jocks getting to nail the cheerleaders, etc?

That's a pack social order at work.

Sweet car/good looking/rich = success, aka Alpha male "OMGmatewivme!"

>> No.10952617

>>10952547
>In all tribal/pack animals there is a strict hierarchy with alpha males/females on top.
False. Many have this hierarchy, not all.

>Yes this applies to humans.
This is not observably the case. Any person may assume a leadership role as the situation merits. And even that has no relation to the behavior models mentioned in this thread.

>> No.10952630

Put her to bed, talk to her about this in the morning.

If the bitch is tsundere, then I tell the whole party what happened.

>> No.10952654

Take her to bed. Get in with her, sleep. Wake up next morning. Possibly rest of party banging on door asking "Hey, where did the other guy g... Ok, we're done here. Sorry to bother you."

Hilarity ensues. Also probably sexings.

>> No.10952656

You know this wasn't rape until like 15 years ago.

>> No.10952660

>>10948294
Take her up to her room, remove boots, molest feet, and sleep in the same bed, but avoid any further sexual contact.

>> No.10952674

>>10952580
>You didn't notice some people getting pushed around in school? You didn't see the jocks getting to nail the cheerleaders, etc?
Not particularly. My school was fucked up.

>> No.10952679

>>10952617
>Make statements but don't back them up with evidence or examples
>Make statements that claim to oppose the arguement when they infact actually support it

>> No.10952761

Carry her unconscious form up to the room, curl up with her to sleep. Listen to screams when she wakes up with a skeleton.

>> No.10952765

>>10952580
>You didn't notice some people getting pushed around in school?
You mean aspies? Yeah, some folks don't treat them right. Those folks are generally considered to be dicks.
>You didn't see the jocks getting to nail the cheerleaders, etc?
Nope, not really. At my school, dudes into sports mostly ended up with chicks into sports, but not exclusively by any means. And cheerleaders weren't really a significant aspect of that.
>That's a pack social order at work.
So far the only valid concept here was "people with related interests are more likely to have sex with each other". No explicit causation, though the shared interests do tend to correlate to shared or overlapping social groups, which is similar to a tribe framework.

>Sweet car/good looking/rich = success, aka Alpha male "OMGmatewivme!"
See, there's a fallacy here. Success is a general subjective term.
A nice car, attractive appearance, or money, are all things which are sometimes considered "success". You equate this success to the fictional "Alpha male" state, and equate that too, to use a biologist's parlance, increased breeding potential. The problem is that this only holds true at all for people with a matched set of priorities. Again, it's merely a case of correlation between common interests and sex.

>> No.10952778

>>10949046
>My very existence is a threat to her. Does she get off on danger?
Anti-magic is just as useful to wizards as it is to others.

You can get away with doing much more risky experimental magic shit if you know can just hug some guy for a dispell.

>> No.10952782

>>10952617

Some people are natural leaders and some people are natural followers. This is demonstrably true.

Women are attracted to confidence, this is also demonstrably true.

I'm not sure how far I'd take the alpha pack mentality but those facets of it most certainly apply to humanity.

>> No.10952808

>>10952679
>Make statements that claim to oppose the arguement when they infact actually support it
To what are you referring?

>> No.10952821

>Y...Y'know, I've alwaysh thought you were my beshtest compu...compen...beshtest buddy, Even more than that shtuped harf ork Choppy McChop Chop. And you have a magnifishent arshe to boot, hehehehe. Sho...wahddya say to coming to my room and BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YOU TOO OWN A VUVUZELA?
MY LIFE WILL BE FILLED WITH JOY, WE CAN START A BAND

>> No.10952828

>>10952808
>This is not observably the case. Any person may assume a leadership role as the situation merits. And even that has no relation to the behavior models mentioned in this thread.

>> No.10952834

>>10952778

It's more I am a walking anti-magic field.

My party even keep telling me to stay away from them as they don't want their magic items to stop working.

>> No.10952844

>>10952782
This is probably a more apt take on human interaction. Sometimes when you get to know really popular guys at school you find out they're popular because they're congenial and nice to everybody. The girls like them because they make them feel special when he talks to him, and he's cute so it isn't creepy when he flirts with her.

Your "alpha" exists only in an abstract form. Women like a guy who's smarter, funnier, and in better shape, but those guys don't dominate over everybody and nor do they necessarily shove people around and take advantage of anyone. After all, if rumors start going around that so-and-so will rape you if he gets the chance, then suddenly so-and-so winds up being a little less appealing.

>> No.10952866

>>10948843
"Oh wine bottle, you're my only friend *glugluglug*"

>> No.10952903

>>10952778
Depends on setting.

>>10952782
>Some people are natural leaders and some people are natural followers. This is demonstrably true.
Yes, though not necessarily absolutely true. A person can easily overcome this proclivity when other factors are present, such as emotional investment or competence. This "natural leader" thing tends to be more of a hierarchical tiebreaker in most cases. At least in my experience.
>Women are attracted to confidence, this is also demonstrably true.
Yes. Though of course other factors do play into this as well.

>> No.10952945

I liked this thread until it devolved into FUCKING BORING ASS SOCIOLOGY SHIT

Let's get back to the drunken pirate
>>10949547
This man knows what's what.

>> No.10952953

>Women are attracted to confidence, this is also demonstrably true.

You know who else is attracted to confidence?

EVERYONE. Confident people find it easy to handle any social situation, because confidence is attractive to all. There's nothing special about women in that respect, men will also admire and respect confidence and will want to hand around the confident person.

>> No.10952964

>>10952834

Wow.

That is some dedication to the whole anti-caster role. Completely cutting yourself off from the use of magical items although HOW did you turn yourself into a walking anti-magic field?

>> No.10952983

>>10952330
PURITY IS STRENGTH

>> No.10952990

>>10952302
If i hear this alpha male beta male pseudo psychology bullshit one more time I'm going to shit my pants with rage and then hurl it about like a monkey.

D I A F

>> No.10952991

Carry her to her room
Put her in bed
Keep watch outside for the night
Investigate in the morning

No comrade of mine - whether they be male or female - shall ever have to fear me taking advantage of them in a moment of inebriation. A one-night-stand is fleeting (and in this case, taken), but trust is earned and eternal.

>> No.10952997

>>10952953
BDSM your arguement is invalid

>> No.10953002

>>10952964
It's a PrC, I forget the name of it, but I had a guy in my group who played barbarians like that once or twice.

>> No.10953012

It gets harder to compare human social groups and wolf social groups as human society is several orders more complex.

Sure, there are some similar concepts involved with each, but that doesn't suggest a near equivalency any more than both creatures having legs suggests that they're both a type of dog.

>> No.10953017

>>10952964

I remember an old class from some 3.0 book, might have been masters of the wild. I think it was called Forsaker or something. It did just that.

>> No.10953027

>>10952828
In what manner do you feel that variable authority supports the idea that certain people are pre-programmed to achieve more sex?

>>10952844
While I agree with what you're saying, I do think that your use f "popular" was unwise, because it evokes Hollywood imagery of "the popular kids", an archetype which seems to be largely nonexistent.

>> No.10953035

you are not a beta, you are just ugly and need lower expectations.

>> No.10953056

>>10948874
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

>> No.10953068

>>10953017

Holy shit i just had a thought.

Combine that shit with Vow of Poverty.

>> No.10953073

>>10948871
Be quiet DOOM.

>> No.10953094

>>10953017

That's pretty fucking cool

>> No.10953111

>>10953027
Ok, call them guys that everybody seems to know and like. There were guys like that at my high school. They were involved in all kinds of activities, including but not limited to sports.

>> No.10953263

>>10953111
Hmm. I may have been one of those. Everybody knew who I was. It would be hard not to, I did weird shit all the time.
So far as I know, everyone liked me in the "Oh yeah, he's awesome" sort of way. Girls were frequently attracted to me, much more frequently than I was attracted to them. Not many folks hung out with me, but that was more do to my own preference. I didn't do sports, though.

>> No.10953318

>>10952302

Perhaps I'm missing the point here, but are you trying to imply that an alpha male would take advantage of her while inebriated?

If alpha males are so great, wouldn't they be able to seduce the girl by sheer force of personality instead of taking advantage when they're drunk? A man that resists such a temptation is a real man in my book, and someone I'd gladly look up to or view as an 'alpha male', as you would put.

>> No.10953346

>>10953318
Alpha's are also oppertunists.

>> No.10953427

Polymorph her into Choppy McChop Chop. Deepthroat "his" manly half-orc cock.

>> No.10953614

>>10953346
Except most people are opportunists. If you don-t fear repercussion then you-re an outcast

>>10953263
Well shit. Hello, me. Did you think that subtly blowing off that girl right before the test was too harsh?

>> No.10953714

>>10952997
>BDSM your arguement is invalid
Confidence is a huge part of BDSM, even more so for the sub than the dom.

>> No.10954058

1. Put her to bed.
2. Lay next to her.
3. Go to sleep.
4. ????
5. Lulz

>> No.10955241

>>10953614
Oh, hey me. Naw, had to be done.

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