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[ERROR] No.10891623 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Hey /tg/, give me ideas.

In the next game I planned to have a silly moment for the female paladin of the party. Her player always play her wearing armor and she always goes away when it is time to sleep or bath. So far it was assumed she had a scarred body, but we want to reveal she actually is way too busty and she is VERY ashamed of it.

She hates being treated as a "regular girl".

Typical animu plot twist, but the players likes that sorta stuff. What would you suggest?

>> No.10891642

>>10891623
... JE thread?

JE thread.

>> No.10891658

>>10891623
... i'm sorry what were you saying?

>> No.10891660

>>10891623

how much is way too busty?

>> No.10891674

goblins, horny goblins

>> No.10891680

You really should be more careful when picking OP images.

>> No.10891683

Amaterasu says:

Be proud of your body. If anyone tries to take advantage of it, beat them senseless!

>> No.10891684

>>10891660

Nothing is ever too much

>> No.10891726

>>10891680

I just picked a random big boobs image I had in my image folder.

>> No.10891737

>>10891684
yes... there is such a thing as too busty
Op, is she too busty as in 'oh noes! my boobs are too big and guys always stare' or is she too busty as in 'I have constant backache and have trouble keeping balanced when walking nude. My boobs also have so much weight that they no longer maintain a proper shape'?

>> No.10891741

Okay first and most important thing, the MOST important thing in this situation. What does said female player want in this situation, I'm assuming she ok'd this/ it was her idea and you're not just going to go "UR CHARACTER HAS HUEG BEWS NAO"

>> No.10891755

>>10891660

I guess like pic. Very busty, we have not detailed stuff like cup size.

>> No.10891766

>>10891741

It was her idea, in fact. She likes the whole "Don't look at me like a woman!" thing

>> No.10891791

>>10891737
"I cast a miniaturized Tenser's Floating Disc under each breast."
Problem solved.

>> No.10891819

>>10891755
Useful tip: Cup size = number of inches out from chest.

>> No.10891826

>>10891791
>I waste 2 spell slots
also
>paladin
>tenser's anything

>> No.10891827

>>10891623

Damn awesomeface...

>> No.10891834

>incredibly busty female paladin
I officially adopt her.

No arguments.

>> No.10891849

>>10891819

There is such a thing as cup sizes in a fantasy setting?

>> No.10891869

>>10891766

this pleases me.

anyway, what exactly do you want from us?

oh right, reveal scene.

i would do it after a high drama boss fight in which she takes a large amount of damage, and she is soon going to get a new set of armor.

>> No.10891883

ugh

>> No.10891890

>>10891849

why not?

the same reason there is such a thing as english measurement in fantasy settings.

>> No.10891943

A good idea is have her take an arrow to the shoulder/chest. Poisoned. Party has to quickly take off her breastplate and binding and well... boing.

>> No.10891956

>>10891943
QUICK! I'LL SUCK THE POISON OUT!

>> No.10891974

>>10891849
Our group rolls dice to figure cup and dick sizes.
D4 for cup, 1 A, 2 B, 3 C, 4 D(or was it a D6?)

and D12 + Size Modifier for dick inches

>> No.10891992

>>10891974
Your group is moronic.

>> No.10891998

>>10891974
>singe die for rolling stats on a bell curve

>> No.10892007

>>10891992
mostly done for comical purposes anyway.

>> No.10892009

>>10891974
ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE?

>> No.10892015

>Her player always play her wearing armor and she always goes away when it is time to sleep or bath

If it's a PC, you might want to check with them before you turn them into sex-fantasy material.

Otherwise, things could well get awkward.

>> No.10892026

>>10891660
Blue veins.

>> No.10892037

>>10891826
Paladin doesn't cast it, the friendly wizard does. Also, in 4e, casting is limited only to component cost.

>> No.10892039

>>10892026
Thats the perfect boob size.
Not to have, but to look at

>> No.10892040

I know I shouldn't but... uncensored OP pic?

>> No.10892059

>>10892015

apparently it was the player's idea

>> No.10892073

>>10891974
What do they roll for anal circumference?

>> No.10892106

>>10891943

that's a pretty good one.

>> No.10892123

>>10892039
It's fuck awful to look at.

>> No.10892147

Newfag I know but... sauce on OP's pic?

>> No.10892151

>>10892073
We don't.
The rolls are mostly for comical purposes anyways.
IE
Player 1 is annoying PLayer 2
Player 2 pants Player 1
ROLL!
We ended up with a halfing with a 10" one time.

>> No.10892152

>>10892073
10d1000/1000 * racial modifier * sexual modifier * size modifier * diet modifier with a few special modifiers in some cases
see chart 124a-t for modifiers

>> No.10892154

>>10892123
Not when it's covered by light clothing.

>> No.10892156

>>10892059
So be it, then.

If your players are into that sort of thing, great...

But I can't imagine anything good coming of this.

>> No.10892172

>>10892106

Then one of the players have to suck the poison out. She wakes up while this happens and he gets a gauntlet clad puch to the face.

>> No.10892190

>>10892151
Anal circumference potential is always checked in comical circumstances.

>> No.10892271

>>10891623
>43265343.gif
>.gif!
>It's not animated

>> No.10892311

>>10891623

You know, even wearing armor it should be somewhat obvious that she is stacked. You can bind boobs, but the armorer still needs to account for that amount of flesh when making her breastplate.

>> No.10892355

>>10892311

she wears very bulky armor. Like... well, pic semi related

>> No.10892357

>>10892311
Unless it's a man sized chestplate. A very busty woman could have the same size requirements as a muscular man.

>> No.10892378

>>10892355
>Nurgle WoC
>Hot chick
I'm okay with this.

>> No.10892450

Uncensored OP please?

>> No.10892451

>>10891623
Anyone got this uncensored?

>> No.10892482

>>10892451
There's no uncensored version. Those awesome faces? That's what her nipples really look like. Awesomeface.jpg is just a copy pasta of her nipples.

>> No.10892483

Despite what fantasy armor pics might lead you to believe, full plate is not supposed to be form fitting.

>> No.10892621

>>10892482

I don't even know who is that and I want uncensored

>> No.10892626

>>10891623
>What would you suggest?

That you not do it. No good can come of this in the long run.

If it happens, it happens, but for heaven's sake don't force it.

>> No.10892628

>>10892378
I recognize that artist, but I can't for the life of me remember the name. . .

>> No.10892775

SAUCE ON OP'S PIC!!!

>> No.10892794

It's the ever-present succubus of /tg/, Jessica Elwood.

Sheesh. You'd think there was nobody left on the board that HADN'T seen at least one of her pics.

>> No.10892824

>>10892794
Seen them, yes.

Cared for, no.

I don't like fat mixed with my curves. Only a fool sees no difference between GLORIOUS CURVES and DESPICABLE fat.

>> No.10892840

>>10892794
So she has Uncensored tits pics?

>> No.10892845

>>10892794

I haven't D: I onl know her furry art, if is the same Jessica Elwood

>> No.10892876

>>10892794
Actually, the only time I've ever seen her even mentioned is when I'm cruising /tg/ right before work, and by the time I get home the thread's 404'd. I guess I could always check easymodo for it, but I'm too braindead to remember that by the end of a 10 hour shift.

>> No.10892879

>>10892794
>It's the camwhore who's been around for a month or so and got asspies all fawning over her

FTFY.

>> No.10892893

>>10892845

Yeah is the same. Drawfags here too

>> No.10892908

>>10892845
Aaaaaaah yes, "furry" art.

>> No.10892915

>>10892794

so there are uncensored pics or not?

>> No.10892920

>>10892908
Inb4 whiteknights try to tell everyone her art isn't furry and that she doesn't cyber-RP people with a furry character.

>> No.10892943

>>10892879
But are there uncensored pics of her breasts?

>> No.10892945

>>10892915

Yes, I don't save them though. 3D is not my thing. But I like this request she did for an anon here

>> No.10892948

>>10892915
There are, check /rs/ or just hang around /tg/, they show up frequently.

>> No.10892960

>>10892945

Oh yes. Drow flight attendant. Love it, lol

>> No.10892977

>>10892960

I requested this one :D

>> No.10892988

>>10892945

>3D is not my thing.

FUCKING FURRIES

>> No.10892992

>>10892977

I wish there was more barefoot rule 34

>> No.10893000

>>10892920
I honestly like the whole skin-fur thing she does.
Reminds me of Swat Kats..
Mm.. 90's...

>> No.10893006

>>10892948

Post some?

>> No.10893018

>>10892945
>Yes, I don't save them though. 3D is not my thing.
>3D is not my thing.

YO NIGGA WAT YO FUCKIN PROBLEM YO GAY O' WAT MAN?

>> No.10893028

Hot furry chick? impossible

>> No.10893029

>>10892876 here.

If you want pics just hit easymodo's tg archiver, text search jessica elwood, and look at the last 20 or so posts with her name mentioned in them.
One of them has a link to a thread on a different site with several of her uncensored pics and some of her art. Problem solved.

>> No.10893057

>>10892824
I hate you deeply, do you understand that? YOU are the reason why we can't have nice things, cockbag.

>> No.10893059

>>10893028

With huge tits too

>> No.10893066

>>10893029

I only see text... post some?

>> No.10893077

>>10893029
Lazy.
You post here now?

>> No.10893118

>>10893018
At least he didn't go all "pig disgusting." That shit's annoying.

>> No.10893120

>>10893059

yeah, the other day a troll from /a/ was being a newfag going LOL /tg/ HAS NO GIRLS TROLOLO.

Then someone posted a pic of JE's assets and the troll even deleted this thread, hah.

>> No.10893140

>>10893066
>>10893077
Dudes, it took me all of 30 seconds from google to tits. If you really can't be bothered to look for THIRTY GODDAMNED SECONDS, you obviously don't need to see them.

>> No.10893141

>>10893120
>Some hot girl camwhores on /tg/! We're so awesome! It's almost like REALLY TOUCHING a REAL GIRL!

>> No.10893156

Do you people have nothing better to do than bitch about tits?

>> No.10893168

>>10893140

I only find art :( my google-fu is bad

>> No.10893172

>>10891623

1) probably troll

2) stupid idea

>> No.10893174

>>10893140
>I've not found shit

>> No.10893197

>>10893174
>>10893168

Chances are these uncensored pics are a lie and we are getting trolled

>> No.10893199

>>10893156
>Is this actually the board for Traditional Games, or is it a troll outlet of /b/?

The latter.

>> No.10893216

>>10893199

Fuck you, /b/ is our troll outlet. We go there, smack their trolls and rape their bitches any day of the week!

>> No.10893229

>>10893057
>implying getting attention from an attention whore is beneficial

Yep, sorry. I prefer the presence of real girls.

You can fuck them, and they're always prettier than the ugly skanks that camwhore.

>> No.10893237

She's a very nice artist, too.

>> No.10893243

>>10893197
Maybe...
Unless you've found some uncensored pics?

>> No.10893244

>>10893237

Yes, her art is the only furry shit I can tolerate.

>> No.10893261

>>10893243

Guys... seriously?

She even has gifs.

>> No.10893273

>>10893261
OH BOY
>gifs
IT'S ALMOST LIKE SITTING NEXT TO A GIRL!

>> No.10893282

>>10893261

Pics or didn't happen

>> No.10893283

/s/ mods blasted this stuff in like 10 minutes. I am disappoint /tg/. I am disappoint.

>> No.10893293

To quote someone recorded on easymodo...
http://dammitfreehaven.com/pr0n/res/8818.html
REMEMBER IT THIS TIME, YOU FUCKS.

>> No.10893295

>>10893244

well she uses her own figure for her drawings

>> No.10893296

you guys are tarded.
http://dammitfreehaven.com/pr0n/res/8818.html

>> No.10893316

>>10893296

Holy shit. I had no idea she was so... stacked

>> No.10893323

>>10893261
So post yo pictures where yo text is.

>> No.10893325

>>10893296

Every time some newfag posts that link on 4chan, you move that thread one step closer to being locked down.

>> No.10893343

>>10893323

The link was just posted, newfag

>> No.10893344

>>10891623
Silly moment to reveal giant tits that the party has never seen before? Two words solve all your problems:
Rust Monster

>> No.10893356

>>10893325
Meh, she has enough fanboys that another will spring up in its place. Besides, it's not like the internet's going to run out of tits.

>> No.10893362

>>10893293
>>10893296
Fake.
Else you'd post pics from it.

>> No.10893368

>>10893316

Double D cups man. Is like her own mountain range

>> No.10893374

>>10893362

No, because this board is SFW.

>> No.10893380

Fuck the tits

DAT ASS; DEM HIPS AND DEM LEGS!

>> No.10893392

>>10893295
LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.10893394

>HOLY SHIT, GUYS, AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL
>I MUST SHARE MY OPINION ON HER WITH /tg/
Please don't.

>> No.10893398

>>10893296

No face? I want to complete the idea. Her BODY IS HOT AS FUCK

>> No.10893401

>>10893374
>/tg/
>SFW

Since when?

>> No.10893403

>>10893374
>SFW
>4chan

A hearty lol from a passerby

>> No.10893404

>>10893362
JESUS SHITTING CHRIST DANGLING FROM A CEDAR CROSSBAR, PAINT ME GREEN AND CALL ME TROLLED. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU CAN BE THAT LAZY.
7/10, YOU COLOSSAL FAGBOX.

>> No.10893421

>>10893401
>>10893403

Guys, SFW means Safe For Wanking

>> No.10893437

>>10893421

>> No.10893445

>>10893394
>HOLY SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL
>I MUST SHARE MY OPINION ON OTHERS SHARING THEIR OPINIONS ON HER WITH /TG/

Please dont.

>> No.10893464

>>10893445

>HOLY SHIT HE FUCKED UP GREEN TEXT
>WHAT THE FUCK

Please don't.

>> No.10893476

She's a redhead... OH GOD....

>> No.10893506

ITT: Lot's of samefagging but troll from /s/ earlier who tried to sell she was having some sort of family crisis....until somebody pointed out she was posting bikini shots on /fa/ and talking about hanging out at the beach.

>> No.10893529

>>10893476

I saw. It looks like ginger to me

>> No.10893537

>>10893368

motorboat!

>> No.10893559

>>10893398
Ready for butterface country?

>> No.10893561

>>10893506

sure sure.

Thanks for the link anon but I can't find the OP's pic

>> No.10893581

>>10893559

Ready

>> No.10893590

>>10893537

I'd motorboat her ass

>> No.10893631

>>10893581

I'd WRECK her ass

>> No.10893649

This is superior ass

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