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can babies be heretics

>> No.10690211

Yes. Where do you think they get Cherubs?

>> No.10690216

WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME

>> No.10690217

Yes

>> No.10690219

baby cultist of slaanesh, how does it work

>> No.10690221

>>10690200
they are born into a world with sin in it, they must be purged

>> No.10690228

>>10690216

And how are the babies fighting you, sir?

>> No.10690230

See, look! HERETIC BABIES!

>> No.10690231

>>10690200
Dude, totally. It's not like you start being a psyker at a certain age...

>> No.10690237

BABIES!

>> No.10690243

I can't purge that...

>> No.10690244

>>10690221

The emperor was a baby once you know.

>> No.10690251

>>10690243
what if it was a mutant?

>> No.10690262

>>10690244
*BLAM*

>> No.10690264

>>10690244
HERESY!!!!

>> No.10690267

>> No.10690272

>> No.10690282

>>10690243

>> No.10690283

The golden throne was originally a Daiper CHanging Station

>> No.10690284

they are even in this house __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__

>> No.10690285

>>10690262
>>10690264
Hivemind!

>> No.10690288

>>10690243
It's awwwwrrriiigghhhttt?

>> No.10690291

rolled 28 = 28

>>10690244
So was Hitler

>Oh yes he did.
>What a prick.

>> No.10690298

>>10690288
NO IT IS NOT AWRIGHT!

>> No.10690318

PURGE THIS THREAD OF HERESY

>> No.10690330

>>10690283

This being the emperor he probably built it himself, occasionally bawling when he poops his diapers.

>> No.10690349

>>10690318

Wouldn't you want to nurse baby emprah with your nipples

>> No.10690372

I bet the Emperor was tempted by chaos when he was a baby.

>> No.10690670

ITT: WEAKLINGS AND FOOLS!

>> No.10690726

I HAVE SEEN ETERNITY

IT IS I WHO WILL END THE IMPERIUM OF MAN

>> No.10690746

>>10690670
Calm yourself, Avitus.

>> No.10690755

>>10690746
Sergeant Tarkus is right. Your anger will give away our position.

>> No.10690767

>>10690726
You will do no such thing, little man.

>> No.10690774

>>10690670
>>10690746
>>10690755

>> No.10690787

>>10690755
We have no need for stealth, Cyrus. A jump, some grenades and we're in.

>> No.10690801

>>10690787
Oh boy, I lost. lol'd heartily.

>> No.10690803

PURGE THE HERETICS

>> No.10690824

This thread is babies.

>> No.10690828

>>10690670
>>10690755
>>10690767
>>10690787

Would you four just shut hell up? Seriously. I'm sick and tired of listening to you prattle on about this, that, or some other trivial thing every fucking time we have something important to do.

>> No.10690843

>>10690828
Bro-fist for doing what i was thinking.

>> No.10690862

>>10690828
yo vanilla, hows it kicking?

>> No.10690906

>>10690828

>> No.10690907

>>10690828
Gabriel...is that you?

>> No.10690919

>>10690726
WARP BABY.

>> No.10690939

>>10690828
Do not turn your Squads against you, commander. Such way heresy lies...

>> No.10690949

>>10690907
Damnit Thule, do NOT let the secret babies of Kronus pass your lips!

>> No.10690954

>>10690907
Do not speak of the secrets of Kronus my friend...

>> No.10690968

>>10690954
>>10690949
What in the Emperor's name...?

>> No.10690971

>>10690949
>>10690954

Gabrielmind

>> No.10690975

>>10690939
Heresy?

>> No.10691011

>>10690954
>>10690949

>> No.10691013

Heresy babies?

>> No.10691032

YOU ARE ALL PUNY BABIES!

>> No.10691062

Remind me why I hang out with you guys again?

>> No.10691063

>>10691032
They are all nothing compared to my power, and neither are you.

>> No.10691090

>>10691062
Cause we still need to kill these fuckers...Commander.

>> No.10691097

>>10691013
Ok, I was not expecting that.

>> No.10691098

>>10691062
somethign along the lines of them being your space marine squad under your command or somesuch

>> No.10691120

>>10691090
Xeeeeenoooooooooos!

>> No.10691143

>This thread

Fucking babies!

>> No.10691151

Commander, I suggest we Exterminate these Heresy babies.
I suspect that (INSERT CRYPTIC HOOPLA HERE).

>> No.10691154

>>10691120
Dammit, he's doing it again sir!

>> No.10691175

>>10691143
Nice tie.

>> No.10691191

>>10691143
That's illegal. Don't do it.

And yes, nice tie.

>> No.10691196

>> No.10691199

>>10691154

You think you have it bad? Sergeant Thaddeus is attacking that building with his chainsword....

>> No.10691209

>>10691175
Thanks. Got it from dad.

>> No.10691216

YOUR ALL BABIES!

>> No.10691228

>>10691199
Thaddeus here! We're getting slaughtered!!

>> No.10691235

Silly mon-keigh. While you were dying of old age I was still playing with my exquisitely crafted wraithbone rattle!

>> No.10691242

STUPID BABIES. BOW BEFORE YOUR GODDESS EMPRESS.

>> No.10691248

>>10690726

I CAN SEE FOREVER !!!

>> No.10691249

>>10691242
she is pure evil.....EVIL!

>> No.10691250

In before age regression and/or diaper fetish.

>> No.10691259

>>10691250

how do you know the ultramarines aren't all wearing diapers

>> No.10691264

>>10691209
I am glad you are interacting better with your father.......You probably hate the tie, don't you.

>> No.10691265

>>10691209
Glasses, tie, cleavage, wild hair, pointy ears, horns...
Covering a lot of fetishes there, aren't you?

>> No.10691266

>>10691242
Heretic!|

>> No.10691274

>>10691259
I've always wondered how they pee... or poop.

It brings up questions of whether that pelvic plate is detachable.

>> No.10691294

>>10691259

>> No.10691301

>>10691264
I do, actually. Don't tell him.
How're you handling the whole 'no minions'-thing?

>>10691265
Ehhh. O-kaaaay.

>> No.10691305

>>10691294
...

>> No.10691320

So do space marines fart or what

>> No.10691325

Ah how quickly a thread degrades into troll-playing

>> No.10691353

>>10691301
Lack of minions, forbidden to meddle in real-space. I am the universe's most dangerous goldfish right now....Don't tap on the glass.

I have gotten back to my rose garden, I used to be very proud of it...I will have to show it to you some time.

>> No.10691355

>>10691325
Sorry. We'll try to be quicker next time.

HOW IS BABBY TURNED HERETIC?

>> No.10691422

>>10691353
I dunno, I think I'm the world's most incapable ball of sentient Playdoh as we speak.

And my fingers may be green from time to time, but chances are I'd just ruin everything.

>>10691325
I concur. The OP was a linguistical masterpiece in comparison.

>> No.10691462

>>10691422
Yea we all got messed over bad. Slaanesh says she will turn us all back if Doom makes good. So we have that.

>> No.10691477

>>10691462
Woopie.

>> No.10691509

>>10691477
You have a better plan? At least you can date other people now.

>> No.10691591

>>10691477
Eh, take your time, see how things are. Look into teaching miniature painting again.

Have a chocolate-dipped strawberry or two.

>> No.10691713

I don't even know if what happened last time works out...

Daemon was just banished.
Somehow returns the next session to kill me, on a ship I wasn't even on.

THEN WHO WAS DAEMON?

>> No.10691747

>>10691713
Oh I that was the Schrodinger's cat picture.

This Is the one I meant.

>> No.10691758

>>10691713
>To the fourthwall.

Well from what I have been told, the daemon was not banished , but retreated into the warp on it's own volition, as for the ship? I have no idea.

Oh and to Zeeny's player, I did not RP the chaos gods, we all got screwed on that one.

>> No.10691765

What's going on in here?

>> No.10691798

>>10691765.
>Sorry I can't talk to Rodney

>> No.10691850

>>10691798
>Sad face
>It's okay...

>> No.10691876

>>10691509
Woo.

It might work, now that my voice doesn't make people shriek and bleed out.

Which is still creeping me out. How do you guys bear sounding like this?

>>10691758
(Whatev, chief. It's all in good fun.)

>>10691765
Heresy, I guess.

>> No.10691899

>>10691876
I should hope not!

>> No.10691909

>> No.10691975

>>10691899
It's all heresy, these days. Almost like it's going out of fashion.

Take Dante, one of the oldest living space marines excluding the dreadnaughts. Was all the stuff he did back then considered heresy now? Was what he does now considered to be heresy then?

With such a time-corroded definition of the word, I am baffled at how the Imperial superiors with their augments and bionics and psykery can even call their subjects 'heretics' with a straight face.

And I have a good source saying that more than one High Lord of Terra was 'fond' of the Emperor's Choir boys.

>> No.10692107

>>10691975
There was a time when there was no heresy, because there was no Ecclesiarchy, no Church of the Immortal God-Emperor. I wonder what he'd say now?

>> No.10692117

>>10691876
Eh, It is not so bad, you can work on your singing voice now.


(Good to know, I did not want you to feel like playing your character was a chore now.)

>> No.10692229

>>10691975
Heresy is the new Black.

>> No.10692259

>>10691975
Well, it's usually pretty easy to tell what is and is not considered heresy.

>> No.10692270

>>10691975
Wonder if I can find me a spare copy of hunter so I can have a body again...

>> No.10692295

>>10692270
... What?

>> No.10692306

>>10692259

Heresy is a rather malleable term.

>> No.10692321

>>10692270
There are plenty of Alex clones, just take one of those.

>> No.10692348

>>10690200
There's no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

So yes.

>> No.10692375

/tg/ has already recently established that being 12 is heresy (don't ask me when exactly, I can't find the screencap).

Perhaps other ages are heretical too... perhaps 1?

>> No.10692386

The heresy is purged from them when they make Cherubs. 40k supports a womans right to kill her unborn baby because they make good cannon fodder. Today's woman just turns her baby into fertilizer. The Imperium is more enlightened than todays culture.

>> No.10692395

>>10692306
Hey, Cletu-- Cleteus. How's the adrogeny treating you?

>> No.10692414

>>10692386

At least the Imperium makes something useful out of them.

>> No.10692418

>>10692306
... Who are you, again?

>> No.10692435

>>10692418

Who do you think?

I -was- a cocaine-addicted Daemon Prince who rode a bike and two trains.

Take a wild guess.

>>10692395

Hmph.

>> No.10692468

>At least the Imperium makes something useful out of them.

Ye..e..ss that's what I said. The Imperium is better.

>> No.10692474

>>10692435
Aw, don't be like that.

>> No.10692506

>>10692468

I know, I was agreeing with you.

>>10692474

Don't even speak to me.

>> No.10692512

>>10691265

Latex fetish is superior.

...
HERESY?!

>> No.10692526

>>10692506
Eugh...

>> No.10692572

>>10692435
Someone who I shouldn't be talking to...

>> No.10692584

>>10692295
He won't like it but I guess that works.
>>10692506
Lighten up.

Nobody expected them to react THAT badly.

I mean we all knew it would suck but not quite this bad.

>> No.10692597

So... what exactly is going on? Did I miss a scene?

>> No.10692616

>>10692584
You're a ghost. Why are you a ghost?

>> No.10692620

>>10691462
>Yea we all got messed over bad.

Speak for yourselves. I got off scot-free.

>> No.10692630

>>10692584

Nothing happened to you, you've no right to tell anyone to lighten up.

Either way, I earned my daemonhood once, I shall do so again.

>> No.10692646

>>10692584
And to think that when they showed up he was so happy he wanted to kiss me...Chaos gods, what can you do?

>> No.10692677

>>10692584

Cowboy... oh shit you're dead!
Whoa.
Guess when I saying "don't get yourselves killed" probably didn't help.

>> No.10692682

>>10692646

You can earn your own pissing privileges back, I'm doing this for me. The rest of you can rot, for all I care.

>> No.10692683

>>10692620
... You deserved that one.

>>10692630
D-- Cleteus, I'm, ugh... sorry.

That sounds so hollow. I'm not sorry at all.

>> No.10692733

>>10692683

Spare me your pitious insincerities.

>> No.10692735

>>10692616
Yeah I was driven insane and Tarvus ripped my face off.

Then that blue daemon who possessed Karbon's old body finished me.
>>10692630
I am dead.

>> No.10692775

>>10692735
So is that why you haven't moved on to face the Emperor's Judgment?

>> No.10692792

>>10692735

Good. My only regret is that it wasn't me who ended you.

>> No.10692822

>>10692735

Wait is that deamon still running rampant?...

Sorry to hear that shit went down like that. Probably shouldn't try to fight club a deamon.

On the upside if you can get a hold of Necron Lackey I'm sure he can hook you up with a much harder to kill body. If you can put up with no longer having a penis that is.

>> No.10692823

>>10692733
Whatever, hun. I'll be over here, enjoying my immortality. Let me know when you get shot in the face -- oh, wait.

>> No.10692827

>>10692683
Yea, sorry. I'm just riding high on a wave of "not being victimised for once". No doubt I'm going to get beaten down sometime in the future so I'm making the most of it while it lasts.

By the way, Doom - uh - Cleteus, are you actually male or female now? Or neither? It's kinda hard to tell...

>> No.10692857

>>10692735
"My only regret is that it wasn't me who ended you."
And the fact that he is a human, and has no dick, and no coke.......ect.

>> No.10692879

>>10692827

Neither.

>>10692823

I don't intend to die on this task, why, I'm already gathering a warband to bring down a Craftworld.

This will be like the Heresy.

It suits me better than being of the opposite gender.

>> No.10692919

>>10692879
I'll get ready to dance on your grave when you're brought down by shuriken fire.

>>10692827
Say, I'm sort'a free... Wanna play some wargames later on?

You can use my new Shadowsword! I even painted it and the rest of the army as a Khornate warband.

>> No.10692946

>>10692879

Are you allowed help on this? I mean, as much as I'm loving the feeling of actually being more powerful than you, it ain't the same. I might be able to kick a cohort of Daemons together and send them your way. Eldar are too weedy and break too easily to be much fun, but family's family, right?

>>10692919
Cool, sounds like a plan. I need to get back to painting Orks some time...so much fucking Green everywhere.

>> No.10692955

>>10692857

Better that than being a sad excuse for a greater daemon, with no ability to command and no ability to enter the Materium.

Enjoy that sentiment.

>> No.10692961

>>10692879

Craftworld eh? Need a sniper. I always like to play chicken with those eldar snipers. They're so damn flashy, honestly when are they gonna learn to stop using sparkles on their uniforms....

>> No.10692982

>>10692775

Beat's me kid.

>>10692919
Can I spectate?

Or should I say...

*Shades*

Specter?

>> No.10692984

>>10692946

I don't require your aid.

>>10692961

Or yours.

I told Slaanesh I would do this myself, and so I shall.

>> No.10692988

You are all god damn dicks.

>> No.10693001

>>10692955
(Odd. that style looks like torture device but the sig is weird.)

>> No.10693016

>>10692982

Better hope neither of them get hungry and decide to use your immortal soul as a lunch-time snack.

>> No.10693036

>>10692984
I can feel the jig taking me already!

This one just suits the occasion perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e5Gcj9UdPM

>>10692982
Heh. Funny guy. Well, sure. It's just that, uh, I have no idea how to *get* home without help. The whole 'portals everywhere!'-schtic is absent.

>> No.10693045

>>10692946
Ah you are talking to Doom, I can't see or hear him. Anywho, I think Slaanesh forbade him from doing anything not on his own, so you can't help.

>> No.10693079

>>10693036

Laugh all you want, dog, but I asked the Gods to leave you out of our offer so you could care for the child.

>> No.10693088

>>10692984
Seems like a cause for concern.

>> No.10693124

>>10693079
That's what you get for fucking unconscious girls, but I still think you need a good neutering anyway.

I mean, if you're ever given your 'busy stuff' back.

>> No.10693131

>>10693088

In your position, I would be concerned for the Eldar too.

>> No.10693144

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>> No.10693166

>>10693124

Rest assured, given the chance I would have simply drove over you on my bike instead of touching you.

>> No.10693178

>>10693079
...you know, I never thought the words would pass my fangs, but I think I prefered Doomrider the way he was before. Cleteus is bitter and miserable AND a dick.

>>10693045
Oh, yea, of course. I mean even without your minions you could pop me like a grape, so I ain't gloating too hard.

>> No.10693189

>> No.10693225

>>10693131
... What?
I was talking his inability to pass into the Emperor's Judgment.

>> No.10693244

am I the only who found dawn of war 2 much more enjoyable then chaos rising?

>> No.10693249

>sigh

I miss Cowboy already. Now I'm just a mortal at a deamon convention.

>> No.10693255

>>10693178

Show a little compassion and you have your daemonhood ripped away.

I begin to see why Horus was able to strike down the Emperor.

>> No.10693314

>>10693166
Sure you would. It's just that you have a weak spot for the unconscious ones, hm?

>> No.10693318

>>10693178
Don't worry to much about me, Slaanesh is fickle, and will forget I am in trouble, then I can vent some of my anger on reality.

>> No.10693353

>>10693314

What can I say.

I am a scoundrel.

>> No.10693379

>>10693249
Cleteus and Zeeny are mortal as well, now. I think Ali and myself are the only Daemons around, other than Fucking Daemon.

>>10693318
Are you banned from taking part in the Great Game? You could go smash up some of Tzeentch's libraries or something, work off the frustrations that way.

>> No.10693397

>>10693225

Soooo... *cough*
Rodney what's up? Been ste- er repossessing other people's cars recently how's that working out for you?

>> No.10693456

>>10693379
I am fine in the great game, but I won't bust up Tzeentch's stuff. I am owed some favors that I want to cash in soon. Tell me what do you think of Valkia?

>> No.10693489

>>10693397
Some of that, there are some real deadbeats, filthy stinking rich, and they just don't pay their bills. Also some marriage counseling, couldn't make any sales at the clothing store, and I'm going to be a career counselor pretty soon.

>> No.10693503

>>10693456
Valkia? I don't know. I guess the more time Khorne's spending with her rather than letting Slaanesh mess him around, the better. Never talked much to her, I get the feeling she doesn't think much of me, and she's never really made the effort to speak to me beyond being polite.

>> No.10693506

>>10693379

Space marines are technically immortal.

>> No.10693533

>>10693506
Stop nitpicking. You're not a Daemon any more, that's what matters.

>> No.10693589

>>10693533

A temporary situation.

>> No.10693597

>>10693503
Well she has something I want, do you think you could get it for me?

>> No.10693599

>>10693379
I retained my daemonhood and passive morphing. I think I would become suicidal if they took away either.

I can't incinerate a hive at will anymore, though.

But I get by.

Cletus on the other hand...

>> No.10693607

>> No.10693621

>>10693489

Yeah... You really seem to get around. So I heard roughly what happened to everyone with regards to DOOMRIDER and Tzeentchnette's "divorce" or um lack thereof? As Keeper isn't around I assume she's still banished? Sucks...

You know she seems to go through hell and back for you guys. No pun intended...

>> No.10693634

how is heresy formed?

>> No.10693651

>>10693597
Depends what it is. I mean, I'll try, but I'm not promising anything.

>>10693599
Oh, uh, my mistake. Still, that's not quite so bad.

>> No.10693661

>>10693621
Um, what? You mean those guys, over there, the big one and the blue one, right?

I don't know what's going on, I missed an episode it seems.

>> No.10693672

>>10693651
Nothing big, just a hand mirror.....it should be in the chest at the foot of the bed, wrapped in red cloth.

>> No.10693688

>>10693634

Idleness.

>>10693599

I get by perfectly, thank you. I have my combat stims, my weaponry and my battle barge.

With someone holding onto my bike, all the rest of the pieces simply have to fall into place.

>> No.10693690

>>10693634

>> No.10693692

Still wondering what I should do as a ghost...

>> No.10693724

>>10693692

Oh hey Cowboy! Yeah if you're still a soul which you seem to be, pretty cohesive I might add. Then it's not impossible for Necron Lackey to make you a sexy new robot body. But as mentioned before you will be lacking a penis.... Unless? Penis gauss weapon perhaps?

>> No.10693725

>>10693672
Hrm. Alright, sure. But if anyone asks, you didn't get it from me, right?

Give me a moment.

>*pop*

>> No.10693741

>>10693688
Cheer up, big guy. It's not like you're bound by physical law--

Oh, wait.

>> No.10693743

>>10693692
You *can't* actually do anything, being a ghost. That's part of, you know, being a ghost.

>> No.10693758

>>10693743
Hello, ma'am. What brings you by?

>> No.10693771

>>10693741

>BLAME reference? If not then BioMega...

>> No.10693778

>>10693758
Hm... just coming by, looking. I believe I found something I was looking for, last night.

>> No.10693781

>>10693692

Get eaten by a Daemon.

>> No.10693793

>>10693741

So the time to complete a task will take a little longer, it matters not.

Enjoy getting home, if Tzeentch, Fateweaver or Tarvus don't show up, though.

>> No.10693807

>>10693771
It's BLAME!, I did some work th-BWOASHIT

>> No.10693830

>10693778
Anything you could tell a citizen about?

>> No.10693833

>>10693793
If she wants to get home, I can just try axing my way through reality again.

Though I don't think there's anyone here who could actually close the resulting rift.

>> No.10693853

>>10693833
Also, Alis, I've got the mirror. Had to kick one of the Bloodletters at her Flesh Hounds to keep the damn dogs busy, but I've got it.

What did you want it for, anyway?

>> No.10693858

>>10693833
... Did the hair gel already dry this morning?

>> No.10693866

>>10693793
I can be a crafty bitch when I have to.

Also, u mad?

>> No.10693868

>>10693807
Whoa... Ok that's definitely odd. Exploding uniforms and all.

>BLAME! was a great series. Not a lot of dialogue though lol. (50 scenes of walking later...)

>> No.10693872

>>10693830
Not exactly... but I suppose we'll all find out soon enough if I was right. After last night, I only wish I was sooner.

>> No.10693897

>>10693866

Not particularly?

u overweight?

I think so.

On that note, my battle barge has loaded its macrocannons and dreadclaws.

Time to take a craftworld.

>> No.10693901

>>10693872
Well, alright... best of luck in whatever your endeavor might be.

>> No.10693912

>>10693872

That's ominous... Then again there's a lot of that going around.

>> No.10693928

>>10693872

I take it this thread has been successfully HIjacked?

>> No.10693964

>>10693866
Not sure what smoking does to a dis-empowered daemon...

>> No.10693965

>>10693897
Good luck!

Remember, space marine armour is indestructible!
Those eldar Brightlances can't harm you!

>> No.10693973

>>10693901
I shouldn't need luck.
>>10693912
I suppose it is. We'll see, though.
>>10693928
So it seems.

>> No.10693994

You there!
>>10693928
I need you to make a spare body.

>> No.10694003

>>10693973

Good to meet everyone again....
>looks around
Yep I have successfully lost that daemonette that kept eating me....for now

so what is everybody talking about?

>> No.10694006

>>10693866
... What about the baby...?

Ah, I need to head out!

See ya, folks!

>> No.10694014

>>10693853
>Grabs mirrior.

Here put this coin near where you got the mirror.

>Alis hands Khornette a small coin with a tzeentchian symbol on it.

>> No.10694020

>>10693994

what? Why?
You need one?

>> No.10694052

Sup everybody.

>> No.10694056

>>10694006
What about it?

>> No.10694062

>>10694020
So I can take this last word off my name.

>> No.10694075

>>10694052
Oh, good, you're not dead.

>> No.10694086

>>10694056
What does smoking whilst de-powered work with the baby?

>> No.10694094

>>10693994
You are aware Hunter is a Slaaneshi and mutated horribly? Taking his body is a one way ticket to being shot on sight, not to mention your soul is forfeit to Slaanesh.

>> No.10694102

>>10694075
Yeah, just needed to get my wounds healed and some new termi armor. The armor isn't ready yet, but I'll have it when I see that Fucking Daemon.

>> No.10694118

>>10694102
There may be no need, that is what I've been looking for the past few days. And I know it, now.

>> No.10694125

>>10694014
Alright. Be right back.

This better not come back to bite me in the ass, though.
>*pop*

>> No.10694136

>>10694062

you need to posses the current body that I am in...it's the only way I think....usually there's a battle in the center of the mind for who dominates the body....

It happened to me three times before...I lost two of them....before I shot the thing in the face

>to Varity...Keeper said to contact you about her msnm or something like that

>> No.10694158

>>10694094

I am not Slaaneshi...I was constantly being eaten by a Slaaneshi daemonette though...

>> No.10694160

>>10694094
>>10694094
Oh yeah that.

>> No.10694181

Well, that was a quicker conquest than expected.

Craftworld Boogaloo is now mine.

Don't mind me, just passing through in my new craftworld.

>> No.10694184

>>10694118
Oh, he was sure as warp here last night. Frakker gave me the burns to prove it.

>> No.10694189

>>10694181

Do they have any good vodka there?!?

>> No.10694204

>>10694184
Which is why I wish I had found what I was looking for, sooner. At least I can prevent it from further destruction.

>> No.10694239

>>10694102

Oh hey brother.
Well I've gotta run so I'll talk to you all later.

Oh before I forget brother... Its dangerous to go alone against a deamon, take this relic I found during my travels.

>hands him grenade.

I think you'll figure out what it does. If not then read this manual.

>hands holy script

Bye!

>> No.10694240

>>10694086
It's a daemon. What do you *think* is going to happen to it?

>>10694181
That's cheating.

>> No.10694245

>>10694136
>I'm not in the habit of giving out my MSN liberally, and certainly not on 4chan, of all places. Wait until the thread has autosaged, if it does.

>> No.10694251

>>10694189

I'm sure there's something for everybody. Provided you can get onboard, try to avoid my captives, they're really rather antsy despite my promises of a better future.

>> No.10694265

>>10694240
What did he do? I cant see....

>> No.10694271

>>10694160

Not Slaaneshi...I'm a mercenary....who respawns in his original body everytime he dies....despite whatever mutations are done before I die

Just because I am currently working for her doesn't mean I am a devoted follower...

>> No.10694277

>>10694265
He says he conquered a Craftworld. You, being Slaaneshi, wouldn't you be aware of the sudden influx of Eldar souls?

>> No.10694298

>>10694240

>> No.10694312

>>10694239
Is this what I think it is? If so, then this will do wonderfully.

>> No.10694316

>>10694265
*pop*

He over-run some bumfuck tiny Craftworld. That said, for one Chaos Marine and his scraped together lackies, that is pretty impressive.

Also, I've put that coin where you told me to. Will you tell me why, now?

>> No.10694337

>>10694245

not your msnm but Keepers (wouldn't mind having yours as well).....either way it's pretty smart not to hand it out on 4chan

>>10694265

Took over Craftworld Bugaloo

>> No.10694354

>>10694277
She wouldn't, if they had their soulstones worked.

>> No.10694363

>>10694240
Idunno, maybe it means it will grow up to be a smoke daemon?

>> No.10694381

>>10694316
Yeah but bugaloo was already almost slaaneshi....

>> No.10694385

>>10694277
A Craftworld?, Full of Farseers, Exarchs and an Avatar? Hahaha. I should have said I conquered Craftworld Croissant, this morning.

>> No.10694394

>>10694354

I wonder....could I possibly overload a soulstone since I can't die?

>> No.10694397

>>10694316
Wait... What sort of coin, and where did you put it..?

>> No.10694424

>>10694397
Some little coin with Tzeentch's symbol in it. Ali got me to steal Valkia's hand-mirror and put that where it was, for some reason.

>> No.10694432

>>10694381

So I was simply bringing them into the fold.

Almost does not mean entirely. When you can conquer an entire craftworld with a few squads of Chaos Marines, then you will have the right to criticize me.

Isn't that right, Farseer?

Yes it is, yes it is! There's a good Farseer.

>> No.10694441

>ohey guys. be on later, also will try and draw something if I can

>> No.10694443

>>10694381

> Yeah but bugaloo was already almost slaaneshi....

You know nothing about the Eldar and their relationship with Slaanesh.

>> No.10694448

>thp
Sup guys.

>> No.10694457

>>10694363
... Absolutely nothing.

It's Chaos, remember? 'Aint gotta explain shit.

>>10694424
Oh, Ali, how I wish I could hug you right now.

>Braces for awesome.

>> No.10694482

>>10694432
And I banished a daemon that overpowered a Grey Knight. Does that allow me to criticize you? That, of course, is rhetorical. I intend to criticize you regardless.

>> No.10694504

>>10694457

I'm not gonna be suddenly possesed by this and locked into a corner of my mind, right?

>>10694363

Are you going to take this body or what? I'm waiting!

>> No.10694506

>>10694457
Oh Warp, what have I done now?

>> No.10694512

>>10694482

Oh, it's fine if you do. At least you've earned the right to an opinion.

>> No.10694563

>>10694316
>Alistasia grins the most horrifying smile you have ever seen.

Oh, certainly, you my pet have just started a War.

>Alis slowly unwraps the mirror, it is exquisitely crafted from obsidian, brass inlays cover it's surface and red runes throb like the beating of a heart.

What you have done Is given me the "gift" you father gave to Valkia on the night he first bedded her. He crafted it himself, you know this was the only time in all of history Khorne's lust eclipsed his wrath..........Thank you Khornette, your mother will be pleased.


As for the coin, I grabbed it from Changelings robe, when she whispered a secret in my ear.

>> No.10694598

>>10694443
They are high risk.

THe don't WANT slaanesh to eat their souls but Bugaloo was on the path to ruin as it was.

>> No.10694620

>>10694563
...am I going to get the blame for this?

I mean, if it kicks off a war, and gives Dad and I an excuse to go stomp all over Tzeentch's realm for a while, I'm totally cool with that. But I don't want to get the same treatment Zeeny got.

>> No.10694631

>>10694563

does that mean I get to kill people and watch my vodka stash get bigger?

>> No.10694633

>>10694563
>started a war
Wasn't there a war on anyway or something?

>> No.10694644

>>10694620
You'll probably just get told to stop Changeling up.

>> No.10694659

>>10694457
Aww I was hoping it would manifset as pic related.

>> No.10694684

>>10694620
As the war progresses go on a m"Mission" to "Retrieve" it.

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