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Ere we go

>> No.10673921
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10673921

M-mY heAD h-huRts.

>> No.10673941
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>>10673921

YOU AND ME BOTH.

>> No.10673942

>>10673921
I would imagine.

It's been one hell of a day

>> No.10673951

I'm starting to think we were better off without bringing the big guys into this.

>> No.10673955

>>10673921
>Glances over.

You wanted this, well.

>> No.10673961

>>10673951

YOU'RE NOT JOKING.

>WHISPERS

DON'T SAY SHIT OR I'LL MURDER YOU, BUT I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.

>> No.10673970
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>>10673951
No shit, really?
>indicates extra sets of arms

>> No.10673972
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10673972

>falls asleep while chiseling statue

ZZZZ

wha? Oh shit!

>gets back to working on statue

>> No.10673983

>>10673961
>Whispers
About what? Getting split from Zeeny?

>> No.10673994

>Cannon fires off

HEY KHARN! I JUST INVENTED BLOOD POWDER!

>> No.10674006

>>10673983

can I ask you something?

WHy do they keep killing me for my skull?

>> No.10674009

>>10673970
>Top and bottom sets of arms turn into large wings, legs invert and grow claws, a light blue plume sprouts from his head and the remaining hands turn to stone picks.
Allow me to assist you in your art.

>> No.10674011

>>10673983

YUP.

>> No.10674015

>>10673916
>Turns the claws which replaced his legs into the tail of a snake, with three crab legs on either side. The appendages on his torso drop off, his tongue elongating and gaining a hard tip.
The plumes can stay.

>> No.10674022

>>10673951

YOU DON'T SAY!

>> No.10674052

>>10674011
Maybe that was the whole point of this farce all along, to show you that frankly there are worse fates than being tied together.

Alternatively, they actually are trying to split you up now, and saying you've changed your mind AGAIN isn't going to go down well.

I've got no fucking idea. Even my little speech didn't do anything.

>> No.10674058

>>10674052

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MONOLOGUE.

>> No.10674061

>>10674009
whaargarbl
Erm, I was okay with just the one set of arms and humanoid form, really.

>> No.10674063
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10674063

>ohboyherewego

hm...

>> No.10674079
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>>10674015

Ma'am?

What do you think of the Statue? I can't tell what it looks like because ohgodimgonnadieagain

>> No.10674083

>>10674063
Getting sunglasses that fit must be a bitch for you.

>> No.10674087

>>10674022
How are you not a chaos spawn yet?

>> No.10674088
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10674088

WOT DA BLOODY ZOG!? Who was da git who pushed tha butt'n ey? I told yes not to press tha killey butt'n, but nooooes, some daft Squigsucker had ta press da killey butt'n! Now deres dakka goin off ere and yonda an' my fav'rit trukk got scrapp'd. I tell yes, somebody's gonna lose sum teef ov'r dis!

>> No.10674117

>>10674083

I don't need them

>>10674087

He will be... soon enough

>> No.10674121
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>>10674015
S... So, I c-cAN offEr...

MoRphs.

A-allegiAnce.

S-sErviCe.

A-and... Doom, y-yOU havE any iDeas?

>> No.10674123
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>>10674087

I think being around you guys gave him immunity or something like that.

>> No.10674124

>>10674087

Using vox from my hiding place.

>> No.10674127

>>10674015
>faceplant
oh come on that's just wierd
i can't e-
ow i bit my tongue

>> No.10674131

>>10674121

..UM, MY BIKE, MY TRAINS, MY COCAINE, ETERNAL LOYALTY, A CHANGE IN MANNERISMS, I'LL DO A GUY AND OHGODI'MHAVINGSECONDTHOUGHTSPLEASEDON'TTURNMEINTOASPAWN.

>> No.10674134

>>10674015
>Tail immolates into nothingness to be replaces by a tail of ghostly blue flame.
Now how is he supposed to work?
>A pair of giant scythed talons grow from where his arms used to be.
>>10674061
No, no, no, that's just inefficient!
>>10674087
All in good time, good Keeper.

>> No.10674135

>>10674088
>somebody's gonna lose sum teef ov'r dis!

There's been teeth, limbs, apendanges, and warp-only-knows what else dropping off for the past few hours.

>>10674058
Not that good, apparently. Maybe I didn't suck up to her enough.

>>10674087
I'm guessing the Gods are too busy targetting everyone else.

>> No.10674140

>>10674079
It has rust on it! Why does it have rust on it? Is this some kind of joke?
>>10674022
Ah, how good of you to join us once more.

>> No.10674161

>>10674135
>I'm guessing the Gods are too busy targetting everyone else.

I take that means you are looking forward to my mutation?

>>10674134
>>10674117

Stop that.

>> No.10674164

i think i've seen this thread but where?

>> No.10674174
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>>10674134
IT WAS PLENTY EFFICIENT
OH OMNISSIAH I'M ON FIRE.

>>10674135
>There's been teeth, limbs, apendanges, and warp-only-knows what else dropping off for the past few hours
HELP ME

>> No.10674185

Khârn! You there buddy?

>> No.10674188

>>10674174

I can put an end to your misery, but it'll hurt and I really don't want to have to go there.

>> No.10674198

>>10674121
>>10674131

Oh, Warp's sake, how have you not figured this out?

If it was just throwing six things at her feet and hoping for the best, it'd be too easy. Slaanesh isn't going to be palmed off with your second-hand garbage.

GO AND FIND THINGS YOU DON'T ALREADY OWN FOR HER. MAKE BREATHTAKING WORKS OF ART, CARVE SLAANESHS' SYMBOL INTO A MOON, DESPOIL AN ENTIRE SYSTEM IN HER NAME WITHOUT HELP.

You're looking at epic quest material here, people.

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10674200

get on irc, you guise. stop fagging up /tg/

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>>10674140

>realizes in his drunken stupor he also made a statue made of copper as well

WOOPS wrong statue!


Here is the marble statue

>> No.10674216

>>10674140

The rust adds depth through intentional mars to perfection over time, refining the piece.

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>>10674188

>> No.10674230

>>10674135

Wot?! Deres fightin an nobody tol' me?! I gotta round up da boys... well da bits dats left of em anyways.

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>>10674222

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>>10674230

Sorry bout that...I think I killed some of your boys while sending three fuel-air bombs at a village that loved the ultramarines

It was glorious

>> No.10674275

>>10674063

Pretty.

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>>10674198
I ... C-coUld win t-tHE waR by opEning a pORtal betWeen the cEnter of Sol a-ANd a bl-blACk hole? T-the poweRhouse of th-thE Imperium w-woUld get liTerally sucked d-doWn the drAIn.

>> No.10674296

>>10674275

Gay.

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>>10674260

>> No.10674319

>>10674131
Morphs, allegiance, service, bike, trains, cocaine, eternal loyalty, and change in mannerisms. Those are great, lets go with all of those.
>>10674174
Progress!

>> No.10674327

>>10674291
Stop bluffing no portal can be opened in the sol system without people going there manually.

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>>10674316

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>>10674316

>> No.10674345

>>10674121
Anything more specific from those categories?
>>10674127
No slacking!
>>10674131
The bike, train, cocaine... are you offering to give those up?
I already have your eternal loyalty, or else, and you should be changing your mannerisms anyway!
>>10674134
Why do you think I gave him that tongue?
>Tail of flames turns into the lower body of a horse... only hairless with many large spines coming out of it's back.
>>10674135
It's an issue of allegiances, child.
>>10674207
Polish! It needs polish!

>> No.10674348
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10674348

Be silent, fools. You will alert the aliens to our presence.

>> No.10674360

>>10674319
I would rather be inneficient and un-progressed than be a Ravener knockoff. Anyway, I can't make statues like this.

>>10674063
Spook wasn't the only thing in the coffe, by the way.

>> No.10674367

>>10674345

UHM, YES? DESPITE MY SECOND THOUGHTS.

>> No.10674371
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>>10674345
Too late Alex and tarvus let this guy in.

>> No.10674387

HAHAHA

I just seen an advert for a movie called "The collector"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_TiV-yK7M

This is what the collector has been up to.

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10674406

>>10674344
>>10674340
>pict

>>10674345
>>10674319
YOU GUYS
GUYS
STOP THAT SO I CAN FINISH MY DAMN STATUE

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10674420

>myface at the shenanigans here

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10674422

>>10674406

>> No.10674429

>>10674420

Sup.

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>>10674319

by any chance did you create this thing in the reactor room?

>> No.10674434

I still say craft a few new minis especially for them.

But you may need to work together for it to count.

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>>10674360
>recaf
>honestly, that's what I meant to type but it came out all screwy

>>10674348
>>10674371

>> No.10674449
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10674449

ITT: Daemons and Heretics!

>> No.10674456

>>10674345

>polishes the statue
Yes Ma'am

>> No.10674465
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>10674422

>> No.10674472
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>>10674449
OH REALLY NOW?

>> No.10674477
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>>10674429

W͉̖͎̗͕ͅạt̜͓ͅc̹͈͇̰͔h̲i͎͈̱̭͇͔n͕̖g ̞̮̖͓̘c̪̻̙̞̟̖h̩̪͎͓̪a̜͇o͖̫͓̹͎s̻̗̳ ͉̫̠̱̹un̫̗͇f̲͔̺ol͙͈̖d̤̗̬̥̲͉̫.͔̜̤͙̤̣.̙.̫͍̟̥̮̣͉

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>>10674449

No you.

>> No.10674487

>>10674367
I will accept you giving up cocaine completely as one an act of penitence, and as one of your gifts. You're going to improve your mannerisms, period, and it's not going to count as a gift, it's going to convince me not to turn you into a plaything for the more butch daemonettes.

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>>10674458

>> No.10674491

STOP WASTING THE DAMN IMAGE CAP!

>> No.10674506

>>10674360

Pray tell, daemon, what was?

>> No.10674512

>>10674465
Nigger casts Summon: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>> No.10674515

>>10674487

YESSIR.

>> No.10674517
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10674517

>Has to go eat food...

See you guys in a bit!

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>>10674485
Fuck, my secret is revealed!!

Curse you commisar!

>> No.10674541

>>10674515
That's one. You need five more.

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>>10674517

Good luck, Hunter.

>> No.10674565

>>10674345
No, no, no!
>Horse body writhes and reforms into a massive sparrow's torso, a large feathered tail pops out.
>>10674360
No, no you wouldn't.
>>10674487

>> No.10674569

>>10674506
Night dust.

>> No.10674575

>>10674121

I GAVE UP COCAINE FOR YOU, YOU BEST APPRECIATE THIS.

>> No.10674576
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>>10674466
>usa president amused.jpg

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>>10674485
Wait a minute.....you don't have authority over me!
I retract my previous statement.

>> No.10674609

>>10674565
>The bird body shrinks to nothing until only the legs are left, connecting to the torso. The legs then warp into the legs of a velociraptor.

>> No.10674622

>>10674575
>Blinks

What are you going to be like sober?

>> No.10674631
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>>10674525

*BLAM*

Problem solved.

>> No.10674642

>>10674565
You may be the god of change, mate, but I do know my own mind.
Also: Oh omnissiah what.

>>10674609
Slightly cooler, but still STOP THAT, GUYS

>> No.10674649

>>10674622
I dread to think.

>> No.10674653
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>>10674631
By the emperor, you just killed the chapter master! What madness is this?!

>> No.10674660

>>10674487
>Legs invert and feathers sprout from his back.
Shouldn't we be discussing the terms of this mutual arrangement with each other?

>> No.10674671

>>10674649
>>10674622

TRY BEING ME AND CONSIDERING THIS.

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>>10674653

Madness? ...

>> No.10674687

>>10674660
hfdnhd
>faceplant

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>>10674684

>> No.10674708

>>10674660
I'm still waiting to hear the rest of their offer.
>The shin shrinks to only 6 inches long, the toes growing long and spindly. The feathers turn into large spikes.

>> No.10674712

>>10674671
After this you want to bargain with them about child support?

>Epic sarcasm.

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>>10674575
... W-whAt am *I* g-giVIng up, thEN?

>> No.10674719

>>10674712

I HATE YOU.

>> No.10674721
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>>10674684
Come on commisar! Show me your Sparta!!

>> No.10674725
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10674725

make it stoooooop

>> No.10674728
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>>10674721

>> No.10674732

>>10674718
I'm not particularly interested in things you might give up.

>> No.10674746
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>>10674728
That will do nicely. Thankyou commisar

>> No.10674752

>>10674725

Poor, poor Tarvus, what happened to your thread.

>> No.10674758
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>>10674569

As if chemicals of the mortal realm have an effect on me, daemon

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>>10674719
You could ask them to just kill you, that might solve this.

>> No.10674768

>>10674732

UHM. I WILL FORM AN EPIC ORCHESTRA WITH THE FLESH OF A PLANET'S WORTH OF ECCLESIASTIC PRIESTS AND IMPERIAL SERVANTS.

>> No.10674772

>>10674712
I hope that everyone has learned a very valuable lesson from this.

From now on, if we take these things to The Guys Upstairs, Khorne and Nurgle only.

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>>10674746

Oh and dont forget this.

*BLAM*

>> No.10674788

>>10674758
Did Liar just go Super Saiyan?

>> No.10674799

>>10674788

>Nope, second character, something like a lesser Feathered Lord

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>>10674778
Again, you don't have the authority to blam me.
Don't make me get Thule in here! By the emperor, I WILL do it if you force me to!

>> No.10674821

>>10674758
It isn't a chemical. It's a natural substance. Anyway, it's just makes you hallucinate and get super high. And then pass out.
...i find it adds a nice earthy flavour

>>10674752
>thread
oh omnissiah don't give them ideas

>> No.10674830

>>10674708
Well, in the meantime....
>Toes curl into large claws, spikes sprout feathers of blue flame, and mouth contorts into a small beak.
>>10674768
There is a simpler solution to this suggestion.

>> No.10674833
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>>10674732
... ... T-tHEn whAT?

>> No.10674842

>>10674772
That might be for the best.

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>>10674830

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>>10674805

Fine...


(fucking Blood Angel wannabe)

>> No.10674901

>>10674842
>>10674772
Yea, that might be a good idea.

>> No.10674905

>>10674901

AAALIIISSS, THE SECOND THOUGHTS ARE COMING BAAAACK.

>> No.10674908

>>10674901

Sup.

>> No.10674927

>>10674821

Gr̡a̱̝̱̺̘n͙̭̹t̠̺̥̱͟e̱̦̬̭͙͖͢d̨̳̻̘̠,̨̤ ̴̦̼̹i̴̟̝̺̲̬t̼̲͚̳̼̟ ̰̭͔̱s͕̹̭̞͇ͅͅt̮͔i̟̠̼̘̯͖ͅl̛̞l̝͙̮̮ ̺d̩̗̻̪̖ͅo̯̞͈̖̼͚̩e̯͙͙͙̱̫s͎̀n͕̫'͇͓͈̤̺̞̗ṯ̜͚̘̘͚̰ ̳ẉ͈̭̖̙o̺̠̘̥̪̝͈r̢̺̞̳̲k̪̖̙̜͕͕,̙ ͔̞̬ͅy̭̮͙̯ơ̹̠̱͈̘ͅu ͖̞͚̯̺̹f̴͚̩o̫̭͖ͅo̪̞̻͉͓l̵̫͈̮̜ͅį͍̘̞̼ͅs̢h̢̤̞ ̟̫́f̞͎̝̠̱͕r̜͙͘o̶̜͙̳͓͎̱̖g̨̲̬̬̰̳̘ḿ̪̣̻͇ou̖ṭ̲͎͈͎̖̫͢h̨̘̩͔͈
̹̬

>> No.10674936
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10674936

>>10674875
ALRIGHT YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW! THULE, GET IN HERE! >:(

>> No.10674949

>>10674830
>Beak falls off, leaving a gaping, jawless maw held there by cartilage or something similar, a perfect circle lined with razor sharp teeth. The feathers twist into ferns growing from the creature's back.
>>10674833
Gifts, of course! Giving something up isn't necessarily giving me something, you know.
>>10674768
Don't promise me something you cannot produce. The consequences for failure in this cannot be overstated.

Let's set it more within your reach... you won't be using my forces to gain my approval after all... I have someone specific in mind...
>>10674772
You think either of them will be better?

>> No.10674951

>>10674905
When has thinking ever gotten you not in deeper shit? Man up, you were a space marine once. You think saying you changed your mind is going to do anything but totally get most of us killed?

>> No.10674953

>>10674936
I bet he accepts Roboute Guilliman as his spiritual liege.

>> No.10674989
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10674989

>>10674953
All Blood Ravens follow the teachings of the Codex Astartes as law. It is highly likely.

>> No.10674996
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10674996

>>10674936

I'll be here waiting for him.

>> No.10675001

>>10674949

DON'T THINK I CAN'T DO IT? WATCH ME, IN A STANDARD SOLAR WEEK, I WILL GIVE YOU A SINGING, ORCHESTRAL FUCKING PLANET.

>> No.10675013

>>10674949
>Ferns turn into ever-shifting shimmering colors and lights that resemble the previous plants, each one has nine 'pedals'. The teeth elongate, splay out, and come together, reforming the beak.
>I have someone specific in mind....
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>> No.10675018
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10675018

>>10674949
Depends what you mean by 'better'. More sympathetic? Warp, no. But they'd probably be far more blunt in telling whoever's fucked up exactly what they've got to do as punishment. Also less random mutation because Tzeentch isn't involved.

This is also why I take great steps to keep in Dad's good books.

>> No.10675033

>>10675001
>>10674949

10 thrones says he/she/it asks for Varity.

>> No.10675036

>>10674927
>implying that it was meant for something
No, I always put that in my recaf. You need to simmer down some, man.
>>10675013
>>10674949
STOP THIS SHIT
SERIOUSLY
I'M GETTING OVERLOADED WITH WARP ENERGY HERE

>> No.10675040

>>10675033

Heh.

>> No.10675050

>>10675033
I don't think he could kill her, either.

>> No.10675056
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10675056

>>10674996
Captain Angelos sent me to have a word with you.

>> No.10675060
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>>10674949
I'll... I'll j-jUSt t-tAKe c-cAre of t-thE chilD, a-aND hopE Clet-- C-ClEtEus s-stoPs b-by to say 'Hi' o-onCe in a while.

>>10675013
Oh f-fUCk, not aGAin...

>> No.10675072

>>10675033
Aw SNAP!
(That would mean a roller against a non-roller. The fight wouldn't work. One pseudo-godmodes because he never really does anything and the other plays it straight.)

>> No.10675086

>>10675072

You have no concept of justice.

>> No.10675095
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10675095

>>10675056

Come sit down and have a tea with me.

>> No.10675116

>>10674949

SO UH, DO YOU ACCEPT THAT GIFT?

>> No.10675117

>>10675013
>The beak breaks apart and the head shifts, changing into the head of an alligator. The plants shift into fleshy wings of gold, three on each side.
I think so...
>>10675018
Your father would just say "skulls, and blood, lots of them."
>>10675001
And you're going to do this all by yourself?

>> No.10675119

>>10675086
(Huh? I just meant one plays an unstatted daemon prince and the other plays a mortal with an actual statsblock, and you are so full of it I gratiously accepted the bear's wife.)

>> No.10675127
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10675127

>>10675095
I'd be happy to.

>> No.10675128
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10675128

Anyways, im off.

Catch you kids tomorrow.

>> No.10675129

>>10675117

DAMN STRAIGHT I AM.

OR I'LL HAVE SPURIUS HELP ME.

HE'S DONE THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE.

>> No.10675136

>>10675119

(Arrangements can be made, besides, it's only roleplaying).

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10675137

>>10675036

Hmh͘m͢hm͡,̶ Sim̛ḿe͠r d͏own...͡ I ̴p̡r̢efer t҉o̵ ͠s҉h̢ow my̶ ̸fl̡am̀es

>> No.10675145
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10675145

>>10675128
Butbutbutbut. You promised me tea! :'(

>> No.10675169
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10675169

>>10675137
Nurgle loves you!

>> No.10675178

>>10675129
Do you even have a plan for overcoming the defense fleets?
>>10675060
After all this, you're changing your mind?

>> No.10675187

>>10675117
>Fleshy wings sprout feathers, alligator head contorts into a shapeless mass of changing flesh with nine eyes and one vague mouth.
You know what they say, great minds think alike.

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10675205

>>10675145

Dont worry, i'll leave you with the pot.

G'd night.

(you crazy Blood Angel)

>> No.10675215

>>10675178

DON'T QUESTION HOW I'M GOING TO DO IT.

HAVE FAITH THAT I SIMPLY WILL.

>> No.10675217
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10675217

>>10675117
Exactly! Or to go and take a single specific skull, like the time I beat the tar out of Skulltaker because he called me a whore, and Khorne said I had to go take the head from one of your own top Heralds and give it to him as an apology, but whatever. Everything's nice and simple. Not easy, but you know what you've got to do. None of this flapping around trying to decipher the riddles of an unthinkably intelligent deity before you can even get started making amends. It's all so much cleaner and simpler.

>> No.10675219

>>10675187
GuLP

>> No.10675239
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10675239

>>10675205
And that kids is why captain Thule commisioned the powerfist, "Generosity of Foron," bringing death to the xenos and tea to the friends of the imperium.

>> No.10675244
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10675244

>runs over someone while coming back!

Sup everyone?

>> No.10675273

>>10675239

This weapon is now cannon

God damn it man i need sleep.

>>10675244

Sup, night.

>> No.10675281

>>10675217
... What restaurants do you prefer?

>> No.10675294
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10675294

>>10675178
I... y-yEah. I'm, wHat'ya c-cAll it?

D-deFeatEd.

>> No.10675313

>>10675294

THEN I'LL COME UP WITH EVERYTHING.

YOU TAKE CARE OF THE KID.

THAT ALL HUNKY-DORY WITH YOU, SIR?

>> No.10675322
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10675322

>>10675169

>Nurgle, Chaos god of Stagnation and death, total opposite to Tzeentch's ways

A̧͜͟͝w̷̷͞á̷̀͝y͝ ̶͘w̸̕i̷̴̴̢t̴͘͜͟ḩ̴ ̴y̛͡͡o͠u͘͜

>myface

>> No.10675323

>>10675244
>gets run over
>doesn't do shit because he's currently the equivalent of playdough

Gͤ̎̓̃̉͏͏ġ̀̀͢͡-ͨ̐ͦ̌͊͏͟ĝ̾ͨͫͬ͛͘uͫ̋̿̽y̅͌̽ͤ̊ͪ̆ͦ͝sͤͭ̊͞,ͤ
͂ͯ̿̚̚͢͠ ̛͂͒̈͒̃̆͆̕aͩͪ̉̄̾̚͞p̢̛͐̓̃ͪ͞-̾͐ͮ͘p̆ͨͮ͗̓͒́ȓ͐oͩͯͦ̉͋ͮ̚aͩ̂̒c
ͯͬ̊̓͛̎҉h̉͟͝ḯ̃ͨ̃ͥ̐̀ňͩͬ̄ͤ̽ͬ͢͡g̴̍̑ͥ͗͒͂̅͢͢ ̍ͦc̶̢̊̃͞r̶̓ͧiͮ̃̌̎͗͑͛̅ẗ̶́̈҉iͯ̆͆̓ͬ͐c̄̿ͨ̋̔̚a̸̋͑ͤͬ͝l̡͒̀̑́͞ ̌ͣͨͣͣ̎ͭm̡̔̀̏͐-̷̔m͑̊ͤ͂̇ͧ̀͗͢a̴ͤ͡ş̎͢͠s̓ͩͧ̑,̢̧͑͞ ͯh̀̓͗́́ę̨ͬͤr̓̈́̋͒̋͢e̵̾̈̆.̾̒̌̊̿͆̅ͥ͏.̧̛ͫ͌̂ͭͣ̃̆.̶̶ͧ͗͊̉̓͌̉
͠

>> No.10675338

>>10675273
gnight man

>>10675294

Can I see the child? I promise not to give him vodka

>>10675178

is the statue polished enough for you or do I need to build a Kremlin as well?

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10675350

>>10675338
... W-wHAt's of it s-so fAr.

>> No.10675360
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10675360

Aww :( Now that foron has gone, im kinda bored. Someone play with me

>> No.10675409

>>10675350
>>10675322
*NURGLE HUUUUUUGS~*

>> No.10675440 [DELETED] 

>>10675178

SO, YEAH, IF YOU'LL AGREE, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE GIFTS, AND ZEENY CAN TAKE CARE OF THE KID.

>> No.10675441

>>10675323

I wonder if burning you will take you out of your misery?

>> No.10675448

>>10675350
It looks like it's doing well despite all of this.

>> No.10675454

>>10675360
>Throws a ball into the ocean

Fetch

>> No.10675459

SO, YEAH, IF YOU'LL AGREE, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE GIFTS, AND ZEENY CAN TAKE CARE OF THE KID.

>> No.10675473

>>10675187
>The head seeps down into the torso, a gaping maw coming out of the neck. In two columns, six eyes go down the torso. The feathers become fur.
He's well down the path of corruption already... even if he denies it.
>>10675215
Who do you think you're talking to? I know what you're capabilities are, and once again remind you that failing to deliver will lead to dire consequences, to say the least.
>>10675217
I'm not sure that "gifts" and "actually be able to do what you promise" is that complicated.
>>10675294
Giving up and leaving it all to Doom? Or just giving up on the idea all together?
>>10675338
It needs to be so polished that it is a reflective surface.

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>>10675409
No.

>> No.10675483

>>10675350

oh....

can I give him pepsi?

>> No.10675492

>>10675409

S̜̝͓͇̮̭ͧ͒̐t̮̘̣ͤ͌o͓̞̼̩ͣ̅̄̚̚p̪̙͋̔̉͑͑ ̠̮̭͖̠̲̺̣͌̒̿̉ͮ̍ͬț̱͚̤̣͔̤͈̞ͭ͆ͧh͎̲̼̼̦̿̇̚a̜͖̻̜͕̠̲ͪ́ͧͅt͌̚
̳̭̥͕̠̪ͬ̂̇̽̑ ̘͇̄ͧ̃̿̐̋̽i̤̣͋̀́m̭̗͔̟ͮͧ͂͑̓̽̄̈́̑m̭͖̝̝̹̲̽̿̍̉ͪ͐̽̐e̱̜̪ͧ̀̿ͦ
d͈̠̥̞͇̏ͥ̋̒̈́̅̍̍i̹̝̰̻͕͒͒̿͆á̤̳̙͇̠͙͇̄ͬt̳̻̼̘͉ͫͭ̃̌̋ͅeͤͩ̔͛ͯ
͈̜̖͙͚̲̜̩ͅl̪͎̳̪̭͔̥͑̓͛y̗̻͉̗̭̖͊ͧ͊ͫ̓!̳̠̼̠̖̄͌

>> No.10675508

>>10675473
g̷̸̊͗̉̍ͥͧ̋͌ͤ͂̏̏̈́̎̑͆͋̚͜͡h̶̾̔́̾̊͆̀͝͞͠҉ḧ͂̓̌ͬ͋̈́ͯ̎̿ͧ͏̛͘͝
g̵̿̓͂̈́ͫ͆̿͆̅̒ͤͭͪ̓̔̀g̐ͣͦͧ͗̆ͥ͌͋̑̂ͫ̇ͨ͋̀nͥͬ̓̂ͣͩ̐ͪ̅̓͛̿̂̓̀
̢̨̧̃̋҉͡

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10675510

>>10675409

N̴̛̙̖̯̻̱̳̲͓͍̭̟̬͖̩͈͎̰̠͝ͅo̵̡̧͕̝̮͚͓̫͔͈̻͓͔̟ͅͅ!̵̡̪̳̠̖̺̰͖̟
̫̮͕̮

>> No.10675516

>>10675492
No~

> <3

>> No.10675523

>>10675473

IT WAS A REQUEST.. SIR.

I WAS LORD-COMMANDER MOTHERFUCKING CLETEUS.

IF FULGRIM COULD TAKE LAER IN A SOLAR MONTH, I CAN TURN A PLANET INTO A PERMANENT, FLESHBORNE ORCHESTRA IN A WEEK.

ONTOP OF THAT, MY THIRD GIFT, A CRAFTWORLD OF YOUR CHOOSING.

>> No.10675524

>>10675473

He?

Tarvus was a she, last time I checked.

>> No.10675533
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10675533

>>10675473

>gets industrial strength polish out of his rucksack

>Polishes so it reflects everything

If I may ask...why is that daemonette staring at me like that ma'am?

>>10675459

Have fun Doom!

>> No.10675542
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10675542

Well as interesting as this thread is, i'm fairly sure I can find a better use of my time on /tg/

Goodbye for now

>> No.10675546

>>10675473
You really want DOOM to try that?

Better beings have tried.

Interfering, especially with THAT nutcase may reverse the process...

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10675558

>>10675473
MorE l-liKE g-giVing up oN t-tRYin_G t-TO plEase t-tHE PRInce o-OF Exc_ess, aNd r-recoGnizing w-wHAt I'vE g-goTten myself i-iNto.

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10675575

Ok after having a look at the first couple pages, I have concluded that there really is no better use of my time on /tg/ tonight. Which is sad really

>> No.10675587

>>10675523
>A CRAFTWORLD OF YOUR CHOOSING.

Enjoy being sent to your doom against Ulthwe or Biel-tan or one of the really fucking powerful Craftworlds.

>> No.10675592

>>10675575
>Pats on shoulder.

There there, chin up marine.

>> No.10675603

>>10675587

DON'T CARE. I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>> No.10675625

>>10675592
How the hell can you even reach my shoulder?

>> No.10675653

>>10675523
You are saying you can do by yourself, and yes that means it will be you, only you, in a week more than your Primarch could do with an army in a month?

>> No.10675654
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10675654

>>10675625
She's a thirty-six foot tall Keeper of Secrets.

>> No.10675667

>>10675625
By kneeling down.

>> No.10675688

You've wagered for our time, and spent it squabbling amongst yourselves. Then see fit to attempt to render the entire affair moot. For such an affront, we will strip you of your powers, and Doomrider's claims to daemonhood. Until you earn them back.

>> No.10675695

>>10675653

THAT'S THE BASIC GIST OF IT, YES.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A COCAINE-ADDICTED DAEMON PRINCE GOING COLD TURKEY.

>> No.10675701

Aughg. Oh omnissiah. Is it over?

>> No.10675702

>>10675688

Oh snap.

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10675710

>>10675625

She's a greater Daemon....she can do damn near anything

>gets eaten by a Daemonette
>Respawns

Why does all the dying happen to me?!?
>whimpers

>> No.10675720

>>10675688

THEN I'LL FUCK SHIT UP AS A MERE MAN.

>> No.10675721

You've wagered for our time, and spent it squabbling amongst yourselves. Then see fit to attempt to render the entire affair moot. For such an affront, we will strip you of your powers, and Doomrider's claims to daemonhood. Until you earn them back.

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10675730

>>10675688
Uh-oh.

Sucks to be you, Doom.

>> No.10675733

rolled 61 = 61

>rolling agility to get away from daemon of Nurgle, vs 40

Ṱ̴̵̘͈̣̻̰͕̯͚͚̘̕z͞͝҉̗̣̱̤̣̱̪̱͚̤̲͚̫̰ͅé͕͉̥̰̮͇̰̺͖͇̪̞̠̩͝e
̸̴̧̡͔̥̗̼͕̰̤̙̮͔̮͙͎͖n̷̷̳͇͇͍͚͓͙͔̬̦̦͔̳͉̟̥̞̕͢ͅd͢͏̭͔͚̙̻̯͙
̲̫̞̺̞͚à̴̶̛͇̣͚͚͉̠ḿ̸̲̩̱̪̱̘̟͠n̷̢͔͖͓̞̯̼̲̠͚̬̙̪͇̙̖̰̳͝ͅi͡
̸̴̖̯͕̣̳͙͖̩̗̣͚͢t̝̜͚̟͙͈͚̝͍͉͈͈̺̼̱̝͎́͜ͅ

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10675741

>>10675688
...

I'm g-gOing ho_me.

>ZA--
>Fizzle

...

D-dAd, c-CAn I get a r-rIDe homE?

>> No.10675742

>>10675688
Let's not be too hasty there.
DOOM can do the favors to you in exchange for Tzeeny keeping the kid post annulment.

(Seeing as that wasn't replying independently to seven linked posts I kinda don't believe it's the same person posting)

>> No.10675758

>>10675720
>looks at Brother Cletus

You look funny with hair?...that is not on fire and all.

>> No.10675775

>>10675758

Clearly. Well, this is an entire bag of shit.

>> No.10675781

>>10675720
Not quite... missy.

>> No.10675794

>>10675758
Hang on a minute. Ali, weren't you the one who persuaded the two bigwigs to get involved in the first place? But you're not gonna get hit with this punishment as well, right?

>> No.10675810

>>10675794

Now that's just out of spite.

>> No.10675815

>>10675742
Doomrider and Tzeentchnette will earn their powers back. The latter will retain daemonhood, but lose offensive capabilities other than shape changing. But, do not fear, you will regain them, I am sure.
>>10675741
Certainly, child.

>> No.10675821

>>10675688

do at least like your statues?

and will you get the Daemonettes to stop eating me?

>> No.10675826
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10675826

>>10675781
>missy

Welcome to the vagina crowd, Doomrider.

>> No.10675827

>>10675742
The annulment is already done. The cost can be debated. The child is already in the care of it's mother.

>> No.10675829

>>10675826

I will murder you.

>> No.10675838
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>>10675794
W-whAt... My voice?

Oh gods m-my voice is so fucked up! Aaaaaah!

>> No.10675852

>>10675829

The voice! Oh god, the voice!

>> No.10675854
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10675854

rolled 21 = 21

>>10675733

>squawks

S̶ơ̧̨m̢̕͞è͡o̸ne͝ g̛͝e̷t ҉̵t̶͘h̛͏iş́ ̨͢v̴i̵̷͘l̸̵e̢͢ t͢h̸͞͡i͟n̵̢̕g̀͘͡ ͟of̀̕f͠ ҉҉m̨̛e͞!҉

>myface

>> No.10675857

>>10675826
>>10675720

Do not want.

>> No.10675860

>>10675829
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

>> No.10675867

>>10675860

Just because I'm not a Daemon Prince anymore, doesn't mean I can't wipe the floor with you.

>> No.10675878

>>10675867

Your voice is really really weird now.

>> No.10675885

>>10675878

Shut. Up.

>> No.10675913

>>10675867
EVEN WHEN YOU WERE A DAEMON PRINCE YOU COULDN'T DO THAT!

>> No.10675915

>>10675885

No.

>> No.10675924

>>10675913

As far as you know, you poor excuse for cannon fodder.

>Sigh

I miss my flaming skull already.

>> No.10675927
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>>10675815
Dad... Tzeentch, this is SO not cool.

>>10675826
That's... not good.

>> No.10675928
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10675928

Sorry about that, had to go purge my eyes to get rid of the chaos taint. Whats going on now?

>> No.10675933

>>10675867

>laughes

I'm sorry I can't resist

>> No.10675938
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>>10675867
Oh, come on, this is going to be great! Think of it as an oppertunity - I can take you shopping! We can pick out a nice skirt for you to wear!

>> No.10675940

>>10675794
Actually, she's not going to be in the Materium for a long time to come... and her authority over her lesser kin is suspended as well.
>>10675821
Your skill is improving. Enjoy your triple-jointed arms. Believe me, those are very useful.

>> No.10675949

>>10675826
THIS IS RICH!
>>10675838
You are still a shapeshifting daemon Was the voice linked to another power?

>> No.10675951

>>10675924
Hmm,

>Takes off helmet, lights skull on fire

BWAHAHAHA!

>> No.10675959

>>10675940

Lord! Grant me the mercy of AT LEAST being male again, for the love of the Warp.

>> No.10675968

>>10675938
>>10675927
>>10675924

This is too good to be true.

>> No.10675989

>>10675968

Guess what, instead of a Daemon Prince strangling you, it will be a woman.

I'm going to get my sound cannon.

My bike better still be around..

>> No.10675997

>>10675938
Also female space marines.

>> No.10676007

>>10675940

Can I switch for my normal arms to get the daemonettes to stop eating me?

or is that for fun since I respawn?

>> No.10676008
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>>10675989

Oh, looking /good/, Doomrider.

That blonde hair suits you so well.

>> No.10676009

>>10675989
>Drives off with your bike!

HAHAHA!

>> No.10676018
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>>10675989

HEY, GUESS WHAT, IMPOSTOR ME.
THAT'S RIGHT: COCAAAIIIINE.

>> No.10676022

We should totally make Doomrider and Zeeny join the Imperial Guard or something.

>> No.10676031
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10676031

>>10675938
I need a barf bag...

Actually having intestines is killing me.

>>10675949
My link to Tzeentch's realm got severed, and woopie, that link was my throat.

>> No.10676032
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10676032

T̶ͭ̆ͯ̂ͣ̍̈́̄͡͠Ő̽ͩ̈́Oͬ͌͗ͯ͋͜ ̔̋̀̄͒̎̽̀̀͝m̶̃̄̋̀͜u̧͋͛̽̐č̡͐͂̽̀ͬ̀͡h̨̑͟ ̓o̷͑ͯm̸̨̍̄̃ͬͦͫ͂ͥ͞ň̀͡iͯ̀͂͂̆̅ͬ̚͘͏s͌ͤ͊̾͐ͥͤ҉͡sͫ̔͢ỉa͊̿̇ͬĥ
̨ͮ̄ͮ͛ͨ-̈́ͫͥ̏ͬ͟d̢ͮ̋͆͌̋ͮͦaͦ̆͂̔́m̐ͫ̇͠ņ̵ͩͥ̀̄͋͂eͭͧ͛̓͆ḋ̶ͪ͞ ̊̆̾̔̽̊̅҉̢́ẘͩ́̄̋̒́͑͘ả̛̉ͦͯ͗ͫ̀̚r̄̒̒p͆͗ͦͤ̔͂ ̷ͣ̍̏͠e͋̍ͥ̆n̿̓ͦ̓́͟ȩ̷̓̄̈͒̊́̇͑̀̚ȑ̡́̚g̴̢͂͑ͪͥ͛y̿̔̅ͬ͠͝҉.̂ͩ
̑̑̀ͯ̄͠.̧̌̒́̔̃̄͒̚͘.̷̛̐ͩ
welp
>F-BLAM.

>> No.10676045

>>10676031

>Sigh

Try being me.

>> No.10676053

>>10675968
You're telling me - I have a little half-sister now! This is going to be great!

>>10675940
...well, better her getting the same treatment Doom got, at least.

>> No.10676085

>>10675959
No. Asexual from now on. Just because you keep bugging me.
>>10675940
She'll also be losing her legion.

>> No.10676087
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>>10675940

Prince of Pleasure, my devotion to you.

>Spurius kneels, bowing his head.

By your whims, oh profane one.

>> No.10676090

rolled 15 = 15

>rolling AG again, vs 40 -10 for retry

Get thi͘s̴ ͠ro͡t͏t͏įn̢g҉ m͟ass ҉o͡ff̕ ͟of̷ me!

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>>10676045
Uh...

Those are quite the, uhm, breasts.

>> No.10676099

>>10676085

Androgyny. I am somewhat more relieved at this outcome.

>> No.10676100
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>>10676045

I AM YOU. THE REAL YOU, I MEAN. YOU'RE JUST A MORTAL WOMAN, LIKE YOU'VE SECRETLY BEEN ALL ALONG. NOW I CAN REBUILD MY REPUTATION AS THE PROUDLY-GAY MAN THAT I AM.

>> No.10676122

>>10676007
She just likes you, dear.

>> No.10676124

>>10676099
>>10676091
>Gives flak vests to Zeeny and Doomrider

>> No.10676130

>>10675940
>Blinks.....

But?.....mpffffffmmfffff, yes Mistress.

>> No.10676134

>>10676124

>swats Alex around the head.

I have power armour you dunce.

>> No.10676145

>>10675927
Patience, my child, for a life within the warp knows not time. You will come to realize what has happened, and change for the better. Progress!
>Offers Tzeentchnette a changing gobstopper.

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>>10676099
>Androgyny

You'll make an excellent Trap.

>> No.10676149

>>10676134

But now you are normal, non-daemonic human.

Hah!

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>>10676085
Huh. I take back my previous statement, then.

I guess my eyes still aren't used to being real.


Wonder if Fateweaver will still talk to me...

>> No.10676159

>>10676100
>Stops Doomrider's bike in front of you. Get's off.

HERE HAVE THIS!

>> No.10676171

>>10676146

He'd make a much better Pretty Marine.

>> No.10676172

>>10676134

I WILL ALSO LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW SOBER AND MODERATE I AM. YOU DID A LOT OF DAMAGE TO MY REPUTATION, YOU KNOW. BUT THAT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU, 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.

>> No.10676174

>>10676090
Nooo! Nurgle loves youuuu!

>> No.10676185

>>10676159

I believe I shall have that, thank you.

>clamps down his clawed boots on the spurs, kicking it into drive and revving.

>> No.10676192

>>10676130
Actually, this isn't too bad. You might not be able to compel lesser Daemons to follow you, but I don't think that stops you from just yelling at them and hitting them until they have to do what you say.

I mean, it's always worked for me.

>> No.10676193

>>10676159

IS THAT MY BIKE? AWESOME. THANKS, BUDDY.

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>>10675928
THIS THREAD CONFUSES ME AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!

>> No.10676201
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rolled 67 = 67

>>10676032

>Escapes Nurgleesque hold


W̛el͝l ̀t̵he͘n

>sees Tarvus explode

...

>rolls WP to mitigate warp blast vs 80

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10676205

what the zog. Doomrider and Zeeny are..
Ahahhaah.

Anyway. I'm having weird dreams lately. I think that cursed Khornate chainaxe I found has something to do with it.

>> No.10676212

>>10676149

I remain a Space Marine.

Albeit genderless.

Typical of the Emperor's Children I suppose.

I am going to blast something.

>> No.10676216

>>10676087
Didn't you die already?

>> No.10676221

>>10676185

HEY, HEY, HEY. THAT'S MY BIKE. GIVE IT HERE, PLEASE.

>> No.10676230
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>>10676145
... Thanks, dad.

>Chew

>Breaks tooth.

>...

>Keep back the tears.

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>>10676122

oh....Is it normal to be eaten constantly then?
will I be able to sleep without being eaten?

>>10676091

>pokes Doomrider

hehehehe

>> No.10676237

>>10676205

You too?

I keep having this nightmare in which I'm awake and I kill Varity. Then when I wake up and pray, specially after the the other day for not being raped, my shoulder starts to itch like mad.

>> No.10676244

> Just standing still, skull still on fire, cigar in jaw.

>> No.10676248

...
Agh, fuck, my head.
...doesn't actually feel too bad. Actually, I feel great. Supercharged, even. Oh wow.

Wait, so... Doomrider's a trap, Tzeentchette isn't a Herald anymore, and Keeper's not a, er, Keeper anymore

>> No.10676253

>>10676216

Contingency plans, Prince of Excess.

That I may further carry out your will.

>Revs the bike before squeezing the handles, bursting off, leaving a trail of flame. He stops roughly fifty feet away.

No, to the winner go the spoils.

Or, as I prefer to say it. Finders keepers.

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>>10676205

>shielded self from blast
>myface


̱̙̰̗Ah̻͎̝̪͓ ͎͚̦͉͈͎y̩̰̳e̩̪̦̠̫̻s,̼͍̹͍̺̘ͅ ̤̘͍̠I̞̼̩̳̞̗ ̤̪r̝̖e̥̞̦͉m̮e̥̥̰̞m͚̹̙̣̲̞̜b̠̣͔͉ͅe͕r̯̤̫̱͎̟ͅ ̰̹͖yͅo̩͎̣̤u̞̱͚̺̺̪.̙̻̩̰̩͕̥.̲.̰ ̭̻̯̫̝Y͚͕̲ͅͅo̠̼̪͇u͈̤̲͇̥ ̲̗l̟̤̟͖e̪̣̦̗̪̩͉f̼̲̞͇̗̫t͓ ̠̞͖̫a̻̪̱ ̪̖͙̤m̪e̤͉ṣ̘s̪̮͚͎̲̩a̺̱̪͈̯͍͔g͙̳̮̼e̝̻̤͙̺̬̮ ̰͉̺̱for̬̱ ̯̯m̮̟̝̦͉̯̰e̙̺̭͈͖̝

>> No.10676277

>>10676237
Has your shoulder been raped recently?

>> No.10676278
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>>10676233

Quit poking Doomrider. She's probably going to stab the fuck out of you.

As for the rest of you, I'm going to bed.

G'night, Gods Daemons and fellow Khorne worshipers.

>wanders off into his little cot in the corner.

And don't rape me while I sleep.

>> No.10676281

>>10676237
>I keep having this nightmare in which I'm awake and I kill Varity.

Huh, I guess the story is true. You are starting to fall.

>> No.10676282

>>10676230

Come now, don't cry.

>gives hugs.

>> No.10676284

>>10676233
Probably not. But hey, you'll respawn.
>>10676253
I think your little joke has run its corse Tzeentch, this is not funny anymore, Spurius was killed two days ago, did you think I would not notice?

>> No.10676289

>>10676149

You mean Space Marine, dumbass.

>> No.10676307

>>10676253

Fuck the charade. I'm telling you simply: give me the bike. I will only ask nicely once.

>> No.10676311

>>10676192
But I liked having dominion..............

>> No.10676316

>>10676277

Not really, it just bothers me when I pray and stops when I stop.

>>10676281

Nuh huh.

>> No.10676320
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10676320

So, let's see.

Tarvus was mutated over and over again.

Doomrider lost his Daemonhood and his gender, also his bike.

Zeeny is now mortal.

Ali lost her minions and is banned from taking trips to the material world.

Alex and the other mortals are likely going to have nightmares and mutations for years to come.

...and nothing happened to me.

...

AHAHAHAHAHA!

FOR ONCE, I WIN!

YOU ALL GET TO THE THE BUTT OF MY JOKES FOR ONCE!

I'm outta here, guys. Gotta go celebrate the first lucky break I've had in years.

Have fun!
*pop*

>> No.10676322

>>10676269
I did? I don't remember.
>>10676237
Not quite like that. They start off with me seeing a huge blasted field where hundred clash in eternal battle, a bloodied axe in my hands, then it fades and I find myself in a huge library with all the secrets of the universe in my grasp. Then that fades too and I'm wreathed in darkness, but it's warm and comforting and there's many with me. And that's gone and I see the most wonderful architecture, intoxicating scents, tastes, feelings, and sights, and that's gone too.

I wonder if the Four are trying to tempt me in each of their own ways.

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>>10676284

I am afraid that I will have to say I am not the Raven God.

I have always had rituals in place to reform my body in the event of an untimely death.

I do apologise if my reappearance disturbs you in any way, Lord of Pleasure.

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10676327

There is literally no way I'm gonna read through this entire thread to work out what the hell is going on. But since i've apparently missed many other threads like this, perhaps there is an overarching plotline of some sort.
Hmm.........wowzers

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>>10676282

>> No.10676349

>>10676322

Well, the question here is if you are up for the challenge and ready to resist and fight temptation.

>> No.10676360

>>10676230
It is okay, child, remember who you serve, and know that you will ascend to greater heights, still.
>>10676237
Yes... how the mighty do fall. It is a sweet tale of sorrow and subtlety.
>>10676284
Jokes have never run their course until they simply fail to adapt to the circumstances.

>> No.10676365

>>10676322
>I wonder if the Four are trying to tempt me in each of their own ways.

BINGO!

>> No.10676371

>>10676307

Hm. No. I do not believe I have any obligation to you, servant of Change.

To that end, I will bid you a warm, colourful 'fuck you'.

>Pulls a wheelie before zooming off into the Warp

>> No.10676377

>>10676360
Alex...mighty?

>> No.10676389

>>10676365
>>10676349
I guess, maybe.

I wonder what'd happen if I said "Okay" to all of them AND the Emps.

>> No.10676396

>>10676281
>Starting to fall
>Slaanesh can't stop laughing.
>>10676326
Nice try, but if they were rituals that relied on my favor I would have noticed.

>> No.10676397

>>10676360

Oh shut up, I've dreamed of killing people before, this is not the first nor the last time I will.

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>>10676253

>shoots Spurius in the head

Run over me again will you?!?

>>10676284

ah...well..I think Spirius killed her when he ran over us....I think

>> No.10676405
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10676405

>>10676320
... Ugh. She deserved it.

>>10676360
Yeah, dad. Sure.

>> No.10676410

>>10676230
Nothing I can say could make you feel any better, but if you ever need any help with anything, just ask.

>>10676269
>would probably look kind of stupid, because blast was an implosion, not an explosion or everyone would be dead/maimed/mutants

>>10676237
Your bionic?


>>10676311
You could always hire a go-between in the meantime.

>>10676320
Well, you did kind of leave your axe here.
...
>pokes with foot

>>10676322
Trippy.

>> No.10676414

>>10676389

Chaotic clusterfuck of epic proportions?

Or Tau?

>> No.10676423

>>10676248
Oh I am still a Keeper, just a not very useful one at the moment.

>pounds on wall to Materium.

dammit!!!!!

>> No.10676426

>>10676371
JOKES ON HIM, I STRAPPED A KRAK GRENADE TO THE GAS TANK!

>>10676389
LAST PERSON I SAW DO THAT TURNED INSIDE OUT AND EXPLODED!

>> No.10676430

>>10676371

Right, that's it. Little fucker.
>The Changeling vanishes from the Materium with a popping noise.

>> No.10676440

>>10676378

Except you're dreaming of killing a Sister of Battle, a symbol of the Ecclesiarchy and one of the most loyal servants of the Emperor.

>> No.10676442
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10676442

>>10676396

Forgive my insolence, lord, but would you personally keep track of every soul dying in your name?

>> No.10676448

>>10676410

No, the real one. Really strange if you ask me, wonder if it has anything to do with the talking walls and "ghost" children...

>> No.10676454
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10676454

>>10676322

>walks over, flames licking the air

>recites the dataslate given to him when he had a fleshy body

̻̲ͅI̼̦̼͍ͅ ̩̼͖̝͓̦a̺̜ș̰̗s̺͉͎̙̮u̝̞̲͍̳̭̯m̪͈̻͚e͈̖̭ ̱̬̬̘y̬͇̰̣ou͖̞̼̻͔ ̺̟̲͍ar͇͕e͔̞̼͚̭ͅͅ ͖̳t̮̪̜̦̯̻̻h̭̫̯̭e͓ ̰̠̫̼̺n̯͎͎͍̝ạ̼͖̲v͉ị͉̹̬̝̪g̬̬͈a̪͎̹ṭo̟r̮̤, B̧us̕in͜ess ͜wil̨l̶ ͜b̷e̵ ta͞k̡en c̴aŗe ͞of ̕i̷n ̨t͟im͞e͜

>> No.10676463

>>10676399
You don't miss your friend?

>> No.10676464

>>10676442

GET OVER HERE, MORTAL.

>> No.10676468

>>10676440

Directed at:

>>10676397

>> No.10676473

Excuse me while I throw myself from an airlock.

>> No.10676474

>>10676454

>Draws boltpistol
Hey, keep your distance, bud.

>> No.10676476

>>10676377
It's more of a cliche saying.
>>10676397
But have you ever dreamed of killing this person? Have they ever been so vivid? Why, there was once a time when you revered her. How much you have.... changed...
>Smirk
>>10676396
Quiet, you. There are more complex plans at work here.

>> No.10676485

>>10676396
...I don't like it when you laugh.

>>10676405
You going to be okay?

>> No.10676490
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10676490

Ok I am completely lost for words in here, so I shall once again venture out into the vast /tg/ wastelands in search of a thread.

..........You'll know if i don't find anything

>> No.10676491

>>10676463

I miss all my friends...
>gets eaten by a dead Daemonette

HOW?!?!

>> No.10676493

>>10676442
Alright, now that's just insulting, Tzeentch. You know I'm a god too. You couldn't not know.

>> No.10676497

>>10676423
Need a teleport?

>>10676448
Okay, so we have ghost kids, talking walls and you dreaming about killing Varity. Sounds two parts Tzeentch and one part Khorne. You've got two different gods angling for you.

>> No.10676505

>>10676476
>>10676440

I can't remember much, save that in the dream I killed her by bashing her... uh... head, it was not a pretty image.

Not that have anything to do with that, now do you?

>> No.10676509

>>10676493
>Giggles

>> No.10676522

>>10676464

Come come, little creature.

Chase the morsel.

>Spurius giggles, before driving past Berserker and slapping the krak grenade to his backpack and once more zipping off into the Immaterium.

>> No.10676523

>>10676405
>>10676320
See Tzeeny is still a daemon.

>>10675815

>> No.10676525

>>10676491
It looks like the power of love...
And that it's a daemon.

>> No.10676534
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10676534

>>10676454
Errrrm. Thank you?
>eyes it warily
>>10676414
Tau?
>lololol

>> No.10676543

>>10676497
>Need a teleport?
Interfere with the punishments of your God. I'll watch.
>>10676505
Of course not. Fate will run its course, and your place in it is already solid..... my child.

>> No.10676546

>>10676522

You do know I have powers, right?

>> No.10676554

>>10676497
>>10676505
Waaait. It looks like both Alex and I are being vied for by Tzeentch and Khorne, but the other two are poking at me too.

Uh oh.

>> No.10676564

>>10676546

And I have the daemonically powered bike of a former Daemon Prince. I'd say we're at even-stevens!

Now, I have things to do, so I shall big you adieu.

>ZAP

>> No.10676565
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10676565

>>10676534

Picture related.

>>10676543

Rather not be part of your family... whatever that is.

>> No.10676574
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10676574

>>10676474

>glances at the mortal

..a̕nd͢ y͏o͢u'̸ll͜ do w̸h̡a̶t ̵w͟ith̡ ͞ţha̕t ̧t͡o̸y̸?

>> No.10676576

>>10676522
>Takes off Krak grenade

TRY PULLING THE PIN FIRST IDIOT!

>> No.10676588

>>10676525

>Whimpers
Why me?
>has an arm ripped off
AAAugh! WHY?!?

>runs at Spurius with several grenades pulled and detonates

>> No.10676593

I miss Tarvus the Techmarine.

Those stories he told were pretty great.

>> No.10676594
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10676594

>>10676490

I RETURN TRIUMPHANT!
..........There really is nothing good on /tg/ at this time. So you have me for another......15 minutes. yay for you

>> No.10676613

>>10676564

I'm gonna get that bike, I swear it.
>Pop!

>> No.10676620

>>10676546
>Gestures
You may kill him.
>>10676565
You've already made the choice, young one.

>> No.10676625

>>10676574

>Raises chainsword with other arm
Hold the line, of course.

>> No.10676626
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10676626

>>10676543
I'd... like to go home, now.

>> No.10676648

>>10676620

And when was that again?

>> No.10676649
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10676649

>>10676543
>re-reads specifics of punishments
Oh. Welp.

>>10676534
>my face

>>10676423
Sorry. Can't do shit, capn'.

>> No.10676656
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10676656

>Slowly pounding on the wall or reality.

Dammit!! Dammit!!! Why? Why, do I have to suffer for their stupidity!!!! THEY asked for the wedding THEY asked for the divorce......THIS Is ALL YOUR FAULT DOOM.

>> No.10676666

Ugh, at least my power armour remains the same. I can pass myself off as a man, even if I'm androgynous.

I'll repaint it and join a Rogue Trader crew, or something.

>> No.10676704

>>10676565
Well, you have other options... cigar?
>>10676594
And to whom do you pledge yourself?
>>10676588
Don't worry, you'll grow to love it.

>> No.10676706
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10676706

>This entire thread
>My face

See you can't tell, but under the mask, I'm REALLY confused.

like this o_0

>> No.10676710

>>10676656
If you weren't a follower of Slaanesh, I'd think you were hot right now.

>> No.10676716
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10676716

>>10676656

>replies during respawn

At least you aren't dying constantly like meeeeeee!

>back in the room
OW!

>> No.10676723

>>10676656

This is not MY fault by any stretch of the imagination.

YOU got them involved, not I. I would happily have lived with it, but you ruined everything.

>> No.10676725

>>10676626
>Waves arm, opening a small gate to the immaterium.
Whenever you wish, child.
>>10676648
Such truths are known only to yourself. Search yourself, and you may realize it. Ignorance is strength, as they say... but not strong enough.
>>10676656
>Contorts into a beaky grin.
This will be grand.

>> No.10676728

>>10676704

Thanks but no thanks, I don't smoke, that thing can kill you, you know?

>> No.10676744

>coalesces, snaps fingers, armour/cloak reappears

>>10676593
I have like fifty stories from when I was on Mars. Nobody really wanted to hear them, though.
Also, :D
>>10676574
He intends to shoot you. He might even have psycannon bolts; wouldn't put it past him.
>walks over

>> No.10676753
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10676753

>>10676625

>myface when Hold the Line
>Against a mid-tier daemon

>> No.10676754

>>10676725

If ignorance is strength, then I'm a God-Emperor damned Primarch.

>> No.10676770

>>10676753

It's what we do best.

>> No.10676777

>>10676744
Only that sister had the connections to requisition such bolts. He's got an exploding peashooter for a daemon.

>> No.10676778

>>10676704

which part? being eaten by a daemonette or the constant dying and respawning part?

>> No.10676780
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10676780

>>10676754
The emperor provides for the faithful

>> No.10676784
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10676784

>>10676725
>ZAP

>> No.10676805

>>10676753
Trust me daemon this guy has some weird way of always coming out on top.

>> No.10676825

>>10676770

Gr҉a̴nt̡e͝ḑ, ̢n̷ormall̨y͡ ͟I woulḑ ̀b̕urn͘ ̨y̨ou̵r̡ s͝oul҉

bu̸t͞ th̵at wo̧ùl̴d̀ ͞be u̢nb̢e͞c͘o̢m̡i̵ng ҉o͞f҉ me,͡ ̶y̵oú'̴l̕l u҉n͟d͠e̷rst̴àn͏d͜ ̶w͏hy ̨I s̸t͜ąy m͘y҉ h̨and̛ i̛n ̴du҉e ti҉m̨e, ̵m͠or͟tal҉

>> No.10676827

>>10676805

Tell that to the servitor that ripped my right arm off...

>> No.10676836

>mutters, putting his heavy toga on over his purple power-armour and affixing his helmet, which sports a proud, red mohawk going vertically down the center.

I refuse to take this helmet off until I am a Daemon Prince again.

>> No.10676842

>>10676754
And, look at the Emperor's favored sons, now.
>>10676805
Yes. Weird ways. Some might call that luck....

>> No.10676856

>>10676777
>>10676753
You forget I am an inquisitor.

I have fewer than I would like since I am Ordo Xenos.

But the daemonstopper caster shells can do a hell of a lot.

>> No.10676858

>>10676777
She probably gave him some. Anyway, it's not like Chuck over there is going to try anything.

>>10676770
>Taps him on shoulder.
I've been reading some books, there's this one power called 'sanctuary'. Do you know of it?

>> No.10676859

>>10676842

Others might call i
>eaten again

>> No.10676860
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10676860

>>10676723
YOU SPINELESS FUCK, "HEY ALIS GET ME OUT OF THIS, ZEENY IS A PSYCHO BITCH" I WILL SHOW YOU PSYCHO BITCH, MEATSACK!!!!!!!!

>> No.10676861
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10676861

>>10676836
Hey, that helmet looks cool.................mind if we "borrow" the design?

>> No.10676867

>>10676778
Eaten by a daemonette. I actually didn't grant that to you, she's just doing that on her own.

>> No.10676875

>>10676825

Just stay away from the lady and we'll be okay.

>>10676842

In the halls of eternal glory!

>> No.10676886

>>10676860

Hardly my fault you went along with what I said, now if you don't mind, I have to look for a Rogue Trader who needs a space marine.

>> No.10676887

>>10676827
*Whispers*

"You crazy or something? I really can't afford to toss ordinance around over something that we can avoid!"

>> No.10676898

>>10676858

I know nothing of powers, I'm only a footsoldier.

>> No.10676901

>>10676836
Then get to work!
>>10676778
Eaten by a daemonette. I actually didn't grant that to you, she's just doing that on her own.

>> No.10676913

>>10676901

Then what would you have me do, Lord?

>> No.10676932

>>10676913
You can start by killing some loyalists.

>> No.10676934
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10676934

>>10676836
What if your nose gets really, really itchy?

>>10676886
You could always hit up Marcus and Captain Ruga.

>>10676825
Now that that's all cleared up, didn't we have something we had to take care of?

>> No.10676937

>>10676856
Made up guns only work on the people bound by the medium which the guns come to pass. ie. Your made up weapons don't do shit here.

>> No.10676943

>>10676875

Vȩr҉y͘ well,͠ peon̵

>for reference
True name: Cyril'adonis
Use name: Furyfire Windclaw

>daemon stats
WS 31
BS 35
S 30
T 35
Ag 40
INT 52
Per 50
WP 80
Fel 25
Wounds :30
Psy: 8

>> No.10676949
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10676949

>>10676860
...

>> No.10676950

>>10676932

Loyalists.

In a human body.

This reminds me of the Heresy.

>saunters off, examining his power sword.

>> No.10676961

>>10676860

Looking kinda Khornate there, slaaneshi whore.

>> No.10676968

>>10676943

(So my combat stats are better, what about your armour?)

>> No.10676987
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10676987

>>10676934

C͘e̢ŗt̵a̛i̧nl̕y...̶

>> No.10676995

>>10676961
Looks like she's caught someone's attention.>>10676949

>> No.10677015

>>10676943
>True name: Cyril'adonis
Awfully short for a true name, don't you think?

>> No.10677025

>>10676867

WHAT!?? It is because I'm saturated with something juicy? or someth
>dies yet again

Please tell me, eat me or disect me body if it helps!

>>10676932

I don't count as kills right?

>> No.10677033
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10677033

Hm~, I feel betterish..
>>10676968
Don't tell me you're going to try to fight the daemon

>> No.10677046

>>10677033

Only if he tries anything.

>> No.10677075

>>10676968

(character is built as a psyker wrecking ball, Its wearing robes, but it also has unnatural strength, toughness and willpower traits which add to its bonuses)

>> No.10677080

>>10676950
I already know how this ends. And it amuses me. And, no, that will not grow back.
>Smirk

>> No.10677085

>>10677025
You aren't a loyalist.
And she really does just like you. But she can't get into the materium on her own.

>> No.10677095

>>10677033
You'd probably want to get Varity for that. Alex would probably be torn to pieces.

>> No.10677112

rolled 72 = 72

Don't mind me....

>> No.10677115

>>10677015

(Not a greater daemon, so its short, some lesser daemon names can be as short as ae of long as eeioaoaeer)

>> No.10677135

>>10676943
>statistics!
Name: Tarvus
XP: 13,500
Careers: Assassin->Death Cult Assassin

WS: 60
BS: 35
S: 40
T: 45
Ag: 75
Int: 35
Per: 45
WP: 40
Fellowship: 30
Wounds: 18

>> No.10677138
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10677138

>>10676961
>Points at forth wall.

FUCK YOU, Do Think khorneites have the market cornered on being PISSED.

>> No.10677153

>>10676937
Nobody objected when it was first posted, and a few people actually commented positively.

>> No.10677166
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10677166

>>10677135
>dat agil and WS

>> No.10677183
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10677183

>>10677085

>settles down

Welp...might as well get used
>dies
dying more than 10 times in a
>dies
single day until she can get back
>dies
or something now eh?

>> No.10677192

>>10677166

>werd, fast attack

>> No.10677204

>>10677153
No they didn't. They just ignored it.

>> No.10677212

>>10677183
Or you could give her something else to eat.

>> No.10677223

>>10677138

SWEET JE
>dies

>> No.10677233

>>10677153
Because they're not the ones effected by someone who makes up shit to deal with every problem and has no sense of scale. A fatigue round that does your toughness bonus in fatigue +1 is overpowered. As is tailor making weapons and abilities that no one else agrees on, and are similarly unbalanced.

>> No.10677248

No harm in posting mine again then:

WS: 42
BS: 44
Str: 37
T: 30
Ag: 36
Int: 34
Per: 37
WP: 42
Fel: 29
Wounds: 13
Insanity Points: 6
Corruption Points: 5

>> No.10677255
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10677255

>>10677166
Ok that is ridiculous,

I still don't know how to power-scale properly so I don't feel like setting anything down yet.

To think I considered 55 a good BS for this,

Also do those even apply to you now?

>> No.10677276

>>10677212

I tried ma'am! I tried every
>dies
entree I was taught while a chef!

>> No.10677289

>>10677248
Ok I am slightly comforted by the fact that I wasn't the only one mainly in the

30s

>> No.10677290

>>10677204
>I have a gun that doesn't exist in this universe and force it on everyone.
>I'm an Inquisitor now despite grievous fluff rape.
>I now have rounds, for a gun that doesn't exist here, for a thing that doesn't exist in the place I got the gun from. A gun which has no such custom rounds in the setting in which it was created, either.

>> No.10677324

>>10677255
Some people are just more powerful. You're not supposed to be balanced.

>> No.10677325

>>10677289
>>10677248

XP Spent: 3,000

>> No.10677354

>>10677290
(I just call them daemonstoppers. Makes people less likely to try to use them against me ya know?)

(What happens here that ISN'T fluff rape?)

it'sarcheotechidon'tgottoexplainshit.png

>> No.10677370

>>10677255
10-15: Feeble
16-20: Poor
21-25: Inferior
26-35: Average
36-40: Superior
41-45: Great
46-50: Magnificent
51+: Heroic

>> No.10677379

>>10677276
Well, you better learn more, and cook better!
>>10677248
>Insanity Points: 6
>Corruption Points: 5

>> No.10677393

>>10677354
You do have to explain why your magical character has a weapon the Mechanicus would slaughter a hive for.

>> No.10677413

>>10677379

(Rolling daily WP tests for both due to being in Rubric's ship).

>> No.10677433

>>10677379


>whimpers
She even said the cake was a lie...
>Dies
I didn't even make a cake yet

>>10677354

fluff rape? Nonsense!

>> No.10677437

>>10677248

> Insanity Points: 6
> Corruption Points: 5

Bullshit, with the things you've seen, the Tzeentchian you've been fucking, and the proximity you've been in to the Warp and Warp Creatures, those need to be a hell of a lot higher.

>> No.10677453

rolled 1 + 16 = 17

>looking up rules.. unnatural agility makes your agility bonus double, lightning reflexes also double...wat
>>10676987
Prepare yourself, daemon.
>sword in guard position

>> No.10677462
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10677462

Oh well I guess I should take up a hobby to pass he time.....Lets see if I can play the piano

>Plays Rachmaninoff prelude in c sharp minor.

Oh yea master of all instruments, How am I not going to get bored?

>> No.10677463

>>10677289
(Sounds about right. for mine)
>>10677324
(I know the human vs daemon vs whatever thing but dayum The guy has only had the form for so long after all.)

(Bah, not that it really matters)

>> No.10677486

>>10677453
>Plus another 16 because dice+1d10+16+16 does not work.

>> No.10677488

>>10677463
He's not a daemonhost, anymore. Varity exorcised and defeated him. Now he's raw daemon.

>> No.10677495

>>10677437

Nope, just good WP saves.
>the Tzeentchian you've been fucking
I also love how you just assume.

>> No.10677504
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10677504

>>10677413
Pfff, it's not that maddening so long as you avoid the really bad books

Side note, I'm getting the hang of using brushes with the eraser head to try to cut down the lack of precision it provides

I think I am becoming a better artist for it

>> No.10677510

>>10677462
Crochet.

>> No.10677541

>>10677488
Wait who now?

I was talking about tarvus, the guy who has changed form 4 times in the last 5 threads NOT counting whatever Slaanesh and Tzeench just did.

...and I totally forgot where I was going with this...

>> No.10677551

>>10677504

Everything does have a positive side after all, I guess.

>> No.10677565

>>10677413
You are speaking with Slaanesh. You were speaking with Tzeentch.
>>10677433
Aim for perfection in your cooking!

>> No.10677570

>>10677462

bringing me into the warp for the lulz?
>dies
or quite possibly watch me get eaten by a daemonette

>> No.10677606 [DELETED] 
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10677606

rolled 7, 9, 5, 7, 4, 3, 7, 10 + 16 = 68

>manifesting

>Pyromancy: Pic Related
>Creature of the Warp: Never invokes Phenomena
>Flames of Change: Anyone wounded by a psychic attack needs to make a WP test or gain 1d5 corruption

>>10677486
>just add the two together

>> No.10677624

Whelp, look at the time, I have to go, bye.

>> No.10677650

>>10677510
No this is fine.

>Plays Debuusy, La fille aux cheveux de lin.

Art for the sake of art, Pleasure for the sake of pleasure...these are the only truths

>> No.10677653 [DELETED] 

rolled 4, 1, 6, 10, 6, 4, 6, 3, 7, 2, 3 + 5 = 57

>>10677606

>10x overbleed, rolling damage :v

>> No.10677659

>>10677624
Smooth.

>> No.10677678
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10677678

>>10677565

I try ma'a
>dies
>takes a longer to respawn
Shit I have stop getting eaten! This can't be good for whatever respawns me
>runs like hell, but drops a perfect sirloin steak with steamed vegetables and parsley on a table

>> No.10677683

>>10677659

Political Science tomorrow, what can we do (save helping the professor have an accident)?

>> No.10677700

>>10677624
Good-bye!

Try to keep Khorne out of your head!

>> No.10677710

>>10677683

Ouch...good luck!

>> No.10677729

>>10677683
Tzeentch isn't the only one with a claim to you.

>> No.10677738

>derp, gimme a minute here
>Tarvus, get ur arse on STEAM

>> No.10677776

rolled 51 = 51

>>10677606
>Didn't roll initiative :(
>Dodging, versus...
>dodge+20
>so versus 95? I'm doing something wrong here, I have to be.

>> No.10677794

>>10677606
Lords of Change have less psy rating and the same willpower.

>> No.10677802

rolled 9 + 4 = 13

>>10677606

Welp, rolling initiative, first off

>> No.10677812

>>10677738
>Steam isn't workiiiiiiiing

>> No.10677844

>>10677812
Get MSN, you tard.

>> No.10677872

>>10677844
>I have that too, actually.
>Liar, do you have MSN?

>> No.10677894

>>10677872

>[email protected]
>also void the first movements I made, forgot about initiative

>> No.10677937

>>10677541
Oh, I thought you meant Liarhost.

>> No.10678139

Wait we done here or something?

Thread kinda went quiet.

>> No.10678188

>>10678139
indeed it did

>> No.10678213

>We're all calculating crap over MSN/Steam, hurr

>> No.10678214

>>10678188
>>10678139

Discussing rules for battle, and whatnot

>> No.10678223
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10678223

>>10678139
Seems like it. One story arc over, and a new one started.

>> No.10678229

Makes sense

>> No.10678244

... I'm getting bored.
>The stalactite and attached form recede back into the ceiling, leaving it just as it once was.

>> No.10678273

(Brewman's Buggery on Steam, just in case anyone wants to know.)

>> No.10678296

I'm actually contemplating taking all of the 4's offers to see what happens

Either it'll be awesome or I'll become a Spawn

>> No.10678313

>Looks around

Yay no more being eaten!

>> No.10678384

>>10678273
(That's your account name I presume?)
>>10678296
Ma'am I would advise against that.

>> No.10678430

>>10678296

You'll become Cultist0chan 2.0.

>> No.10678452

>>10678430
3.0 because of the eye maybe?

>> No.10678462

>>10678430
A simultaneously adored and reviled /tg/ mascot?

Not sure if want

>> No.10678509

>>10677776

>watches Tarvus exit the conflagration

hm...

>> No.10678537
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10678537

>>10678509
You missed!

>> No.10678543

>>10678462

Do Not Want

>> No.10678560

>>10678384

(Just make a search for 'brewman'.)

>> No.10678594
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10678594

>>10678462

>> No.10678609
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10678609

rolled 5, 3, 10, 10 + 8 = 36

>>10678537

>watches with a nonchalant face
>calls staff, warp power fettered

>> No.10678621

>>10678462
Hyuu whud bee shoooo cahyoot!

>> No.10678634
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>>10678594

I can not help but smirk at that picture

>> No.10678672

>>10678634
I have been itching to find a good use for it.

>> No.10678687

>>10678621
>>10678594
>>10678543
Of course now I have to draw myself in Cultist's outfit
I hate you all

>> No.10678699

>>10678687
Man, I am getting the hate today.

>> No.10678797

rolled 96, 60, 43 = 199

>>10678609
>Charge action! +10 to weapon skill tests!
>Death cult assassin ascended trait, three attacks!
>VS 70!
HAVE AT YOU

>> No.10678842

>>10678699

Oh?

>> No.10678892

rolled 2, 6 = 8

>Two hits! +11 damage bonus, warp weapon.

>> No.10678893

rolled 30 = 30

>>10678797

>rolling Ag vs 40 to dodge the attacks

f͢àst̴..͠.

>> No.10678909

>>10678842
Yea I am sure I will take the lions share of blame, I am not innocent. but I was not playing three people, so I was not in total control of this show.

>> No.10678938

>>10678893

>dodged one successfully, mitigating damage

>> No.10679009

>>10678909

hmm...good point...

>> No.10679053

>>10679009
If you can figure out who was playing what, I will give you a cookie. And I only played Alis.

>> No.10679129

>>10678938

19 damage to left arm.
>30 wounds - 19
>11 wounds remaining

>> No.10679176

>>10679053

This is just a guess, but I believe Alexander or Tarvus was playing Tzeentch

Nimue or Tzeentchette was playing Slaanesh

everyone else was playing their respective characters...and I died alot

and no need for a cookie...but much appreciated

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