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M-mY heAD h-huRts.
>>10673921YOU AND ME BOTH.
>>10673921I would imagine.It's been one hell of a day
I'm starting to think we were better off without bringing the big guys into this.
>>10673921>Glances over.You wanted this, well.
>>10673951YOU'RE NOT JOKING.>WHISPERSDON'T SAY SHIT OR I'LL MURDER YOU, BUT I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.
>>10673951No shit, really?>indicates extra sets of arms
>falls asleep while chiseling statueZZZZwha? Oh shit!>gets back to working on statue
>>10673961>WhispersAbout what? Getting split from Zeeny?
>Cannon fires offHEY KHARN! I JUST INVENTED BLOOD POWDER!
>>10673983can I ask you something?WHy do they keep killing me for my skull?
>>10673970>Top and bottom sets of arms turn into large wings, legs invert and grow claws, a light blue plume sprouts from his head and the remaining hands turn to stone picks.Allow me to assist you in your art.
>>10673983YUP.
>>10673916>Turns the claws which replaced his legs into the tail of a snake, with three crab legs on either side. The appendages on his torso drop off, his tongue elongating and gaining a hard tip.The plumes can stay.
>>10673951YOU DON'T SAY!
>>10674011Maybe that was the whole point of this farce all along, to show you that frankly there are worse fates than being tied together.Alternatively, they actually are trying to split you up now, and saying you've changed your mind AGAIN isn't going to go down well.I've got no fucking idea. Even my little speech didn't do anything.
>>10674052I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MONOLOGUE.
>>10674009whaargarblErm, I was okay with just the one set of arms and humanoid form, really.
>ohboyherewegohm...
>>10674015Ma'am?What do you think of the Statue? I can't tell what it looks like because ohgodimgonnadieagain
>>10674063Getting sunglasses that fit must be a bitch for you.
>>10674022How are you not a chaos spawn yet?
WOT DA BLOODY ZOG!? Who was da git who pushed tha butt'n ey? I told yes not to press tha killey butt'n, but nooooes, some daft Squigsucker had ta press da killey butt'n! Now deres dakka goin off ere and yonda an' my fav'rit trukk got scrapp'd. I tell yes, somebody's gonna lose sum teef ov'r dis!
>>10674083I don't need them>>10674087He will be... soon enough
>>10674015S... So, I c-cAN offEr...MoRphs.A-allegiAnce.S-sErviCe.A-and... Doom, y-yOU havE any iDeas?
>>10674087I think being around you guys gave him immunity or something like that.
>>10674087Using vox from my hiding place.
>>10674015>faceplantoh come on that's just wierdi can't e-ow i bit my tongue
>>10674121..UM, MY BIKE, MY TRAINS, MY COCAINE, ETERNAL LOYALTY, A CHANGE IN MANNERISMS, I'LL DO A GUY AND OHGODI'MHAVINGSECONDTHOUGHTSPLEASEDON'TTURNMEINTOASPAWN.
>>10674015>Tail immolates into nothingness to be replaces by a tail of ghostly blue flame.Now how is he supposed to work?>A pair of giant scythed talons grow from where his arms used to be.>>10674061No, no, no, that's just inefficient!>>10674087All in good time, good Keeper.
>>10674088>somebody's gonna lose sum teef ov'r dis!There's been teeth, limbs, apendanges, and warp-only-knows what else dropping off for the past few hours. >>10674058Not that good, apparently. Maybe I didn't suck up to her enough.>>10674087I'm guessing the Gods are too busy targetting everyone else.
>>10674079It has rust on it! Why does it have rust on it? Is this some kind of joke?>>10674022Ah, how good of you to join us once more.
>>10674135>I'm guessing the Gods are too busy targetting everyone else.I take that means you are looking forward to my mutation?>>10674134>>10674117Stop that.
i think i've seen this thread but where?
>>10674134IT WAS PLENTY EFFICIENTOH OMNISSIAH I'M ON FIRE.>>10674135>There's been teeth, limbs, apendanges, and warp-only-knows what else dropping off for the past few hoursHELP ME
Khârn! You there buddy?
>>10674174I can put an end to your misery, but it'll hurt and I really don't want to have to go there.
>>10674121>>10674131Oh, Warp's sake, how have you not figured this out?If it was just throwing six things at her feet and hoping for the best, it'd be too easy. Slaanesh isn't going to be palmed off with your second-hand garbage.GO AND FIND THINGS YOU DON'T ALREADY OWN FOR HER. MAKE BREATHTAKING WORKS OF ART, CARVE SLAANESHS' SYMBOL INTO A MOON, DESPOIL AN ENTIRE SYSTEM IN HER NAME WITHOUT HELP.You're looking at epic quest material here, people.
get on irc, you guise. stop fagging up /tg/
>>10674140>realizes in his drunken stupor he also made a statue made of copper as wellWOOPS wrong statue!Here is the marble statue
>>10674140The rust adds depth through intentional mars to perfection over time, refining the piece.
>>10674188
>>10674135Wot?! Deres fightin an nobody tol' me?! I gotta round up da boys... well da bits dats left of em anyways.
>>10674222
>>10674230Sorry bout that...I think I killed some of your boys while sending three fuel-air bombs at a village that loved the ultramarinesIt was glorious
>>10674063Pretty.
>>10674198I ... C-coUld win t-tHE waR by opEning a pORtal betWeen the cEnter of Sol a-ANd a bl-blACk hole? T-the poweRhouse of th-thE Imperium w-woUld get liTerally sucked d-doWn the drAIn.
>>10674275Gay.
>>10674260
>>10674131Morphs, allegiance, service, bike, trains, cocaine, eternal loyalty, and change in mannerisms. Those are great, lets go with all of those.>>10674174Progress!
>>10674291Stop bluffing no portal can be opened in the sol system without people going there manually.
>>10674316
>>10674121Anything more specific from those categories?>>10674127No slacking!>>10674131The bike, train, cocaine... are you offering to give those up?I already have your eternal loyalty, or else, and you should be changing your mannerisms anyway!>>10674134Why do you think I gave him that tongue?>Tail of flames turns into the lower body of a horse... only hairless with many large spines coming out of it's back.>>10674135It's an issue of allegiances, child.>>10674207Polish! It needs polish!
Be silent, fools. You will alert the aliens to our presence.
>>10674319I would rather be inneficient and un-progressed than be a Ravener knockoff. Anyway, I can't make statues like this.>>10674063Spook wasn't the only thing in the coffe, by the way.
>>10674345UHM, YES? DESPITE MY SECOND THOUGHTS.
>>10674345Too late Alex and tarvus let this guy in.
HAHAHAI just seen an advert for a movie called "The collector"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_TiV-yK7MThis is what the collector has been up to.
>>10674344>>10674340>pict>>10674345>>10674319YOU GUYS GUYSSTOP THAT SO I CAN FINISH MY DAMN STATUE
>myface at the shenanigans here
>>10674406
>>10674420Sup.
>>10674319by any chance did you create this thing in the reactor room?
I still say craft a few new minis especially for them.But you may need to work together for it to count.
>>10674360>recaf>honestly, that's what I meant to type but it came out all screwy>>10674348>>10674371
ITT: Daemons and Heretics!
>>10674345>polishes the statueYes Ma'am
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>10674422
>>10674449OH REALLY NOW?
>>10674429W͉̖͎̗͕ͅạt̜͓ͅc̹͈͇̰͔h̲i͎͈̱̭͇͔n͕̖g ̞̮̖͓̘c̪̻̙̞̟̖h̩̪͎͓̪a̜͇o͖̫͓̹͎s̻̗̳ ͉̫̠̱̹un̫̗͇f̲͔̺ol͙͈̖d̤̗̬̥̲͉̫.͔̜̤͙̤̣.̙.̫͍̟̥̮̣͉
>>10674449No you.
>>10674367I will accept you giving up cocaine completely as one an act of penitence, and as one of your gifts. You're going to improve your mannerisms, period, and it's not going to count as a gift, it's going to convince me not to turn you into a plaything for the more butch daemonettes.
>>10674458
STOP WASTING THE DAMN IMAGE CAP!
>>10674360Pray tell, daemon, what was?
>>10674465Nigger casts Summon: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>10674487YESSIR.
>Has to go eat food...See you guys in a bit!
>>10674485Fuck, my secret is revealed!!Curse you commisar!
>>10674515That's one. You need five more.
>>10674517Good luck, Hunter.
>>10674345No, no, no!>Horse body writhes and reforms into a massive sparrow's torso, a large feathered tail pops out.>>10674360No, no you wouldn't.>>10674487
>>10674506Night dust.
>>10674121I GAVE UP COCAINE FOR YOU, YOU BEST APPRECIATE THIS.
>>10674466>usa president amused.jpg
>>10674485Wait a minute.....you don't have authority over me!I retract my previous statement.
>>10674565>The bird body shrinks to nothing until only the legs are left, connecting to the torso. The legs then warp into the legs of a velociraptor.
>>10674575>BlinksWhat are you going to be like sober?
>>10674525*BLAM* Problem solved.
>>10674565You may be the god of change, mate, but I do know my own mind.Also: Oh omnissiah what. >>10674609Slightly cooler, but still STOP THAT, GUYS
>>10674622I dread to think.
>>10674631By the emperor, you just killed the chapter master! What madness is this?!
>>10674487>Legs invert and feathers sprout from his back.Shouldn't we be discussing the terms of this mutual arrangement with each other?
>>10674649>>10674622TRY BEING ME AND CONSIDERING THIS.
>>10674653Madness? ...
>>10674660hfdnhd>faceplant
>>10674684
>>10674660I'm still waiting to hear the rest of their offer.>The shin shrinks to only 6 inches long, the toes growing long and spindly. The feathers turn into large spikes.
>>10674671After this you want to bargain with them about child support?>Epic sarcasm.
>>10674575... W-whAt am *I* g-giVIng up, thEN?
>>10674712I HATE YOU.
>>10674684Come on commisar! Show me your Sparta!!
make it stoooooop
>>10674721
>>10674718I'm not particularly interested in things you might give up.
>>10674728That will do nicely. Thankyou commisar
>>10674725Poor, poor Tarvus, what happened to your thread.
>>10674569As if chemicals of the mortal realm have an effect on me, daemon
>>10674719You could ask them to just kill you, that might solve this.
>>10674732UHM. I WILL FORM AN EPIC ORCHESTRA WITH THE FLESH OF A PLANET'S WORTH OF ECCLESIASTIC PRIESTS AND IMPERIAL SERVANTS.
>>10674712I hope that everyone has learned a very valuable lesson from this.From now on, if we take these things to The Guys Upstairs, Khorne and Nurgle only.
>>10674746Oh and dont forget this.*BLAM*
>>10674758Did Liar just go Super Saiyan?
>>10674788>Nope, second character, something like a lesser Feathered Lord
>>10674778Again, you don't have the authority to blam me.Don't make me get Thule in here! By the emperor, I WILL do it if you force me to!
>>10674758It isn't a chemical. It's a natural substance. Anyway, it's just makes you hallucinate and get super high. And then pass out....i find it adds a nice earthy flavour>>10674752>threadoh omnissiah don't give them ideas
>>10674708Well, in the meantime....>Toes curl into large claws, spikes sprout feathers of blue flame, and mouth contorts into a small beak.>>10674768There is a simpler solution to this suggestion.
>>10674732... ... T-tHEn whAT?
>>10674772That might be for the best.
>>10674830
>>10674805Fine... (fucking Blood Angel wannabe)
>>10674842>>10674772Yea, that might be a good idea.
>>10674901AAALIIISSS, THE SECOND THOUGHTS ARE COMING BAAAACK.
>>10674901Sup.
>>10674821Gr̡a̱̝̱̺̘n͙̭̹t̠̺̥̱͟e̱̦̬̭͙͖͢d̨̳̻̘̠,̨̤ ̴̦̼̹i̴̟̝̺̲̬t̼̲͚̳̼̟ ̰̭͔̱s͕̹̭̞͇ͅͅt̮͔i̟̠̼̘̯͖ͅl̛̞l̝͙̮̮ ̺d̩̗̻̪̖ͅo̯̞͈̖̼͚̩e̯͙͙͙̱̫s͎̀n͕̫'͇͓͈̤̺̞̗ṯ̜͚̘̘͚̰ ̳ẉ͈̭̖̙o̺̠̘̥̪̝͈r̢̺̞̳̲k̪̖̙̜͕͕,̙ ͔̞̬ͅy̭̮͙̯ơ̹̠̱͈̘ͅu ͖̞͚̯̺̹f̴͚̩o̫̭͖ͅo̪̞̻͉͓l̵̫͈̮̜ͅį͍̘̞̼ͅs̢h̢̤̞ ̟̫́f̞͎̝̠̱͕r̜͙͘o̶̜͙̳͓͎̱̖g̨̲̬̬̰̳̘ḿ̪̣̻͇ou̖ṭ̲͎͈͎̖̫͢h̨̘̩͔͈̹̬
>>10674875ALRIGHT YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW! THULE, GET IN HERE! >:(
>>10674830>Beak falls off, leaving a gaping, jawless maw held there by cartilage or something similar, a perfect circle lined with razor sharp teeth. The feathers twist into ferns growing from the creature's back.>>10674833Gifts, of course! Giving something up isn't necessarily giving me something, you know.>>10674768Don't promise me something you cannot produce. The consequences for failure in this cannot be overstated.Let's set it more within your reach... you won't be using my forces to gain my approval after all... I have someone specific in mind...>>10674772You think either of them will be better?
>>10674905When has thinking ever gotten you not in deeper shit? Man up, you were a space marine once. You think saying you changed your mind is going to do anything but totally get most of us killed?
>>10674936I bet he accepts Roboute Guilliman as his spiritual liege.
>>10674953All Blood Ravens follow the teachings of the Codex Astartes as law. It is highly likely.
>>10674936I'll be here waiting for him.
>>10674949DON'T THINK I CAN'T DO IT? WATCH ME, IN A STANDARD SOLAR WEEK, I WILL GIVE YOU A SINGING, ORCHESTRAL FUCKING PLANET.
>>10674949>Ferns turn into ever-shifting shimmering colors and lights that resemble the previous plants, each one has nine 'pedals'. The teeth elongate, splay out, and come together, reforming the beak.>I have someone specific in mind....Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>10674949Depends what you mean by 'better'. More sympathetic? Warp, no. But they'd probably be far more blunt in telling whoever's fucked up exactly what they've got to do as punishment. Also less random mutation because Tzeentch isn't involved.This is also why I take great steps to keep in Dad's good books.
>>10675001>>1067494910 thrones says he/she/it asks for Varity.
>>10674927>implying that it was meant for somethingNo, I always put that in my recaf. You need to simmer down some, man.>>10675013>>10674949STOP THIS SHIT SERIOUSLYI'M GETTING OVERLOADED WITH WARP ENERGY HERE
>>10675033Heh.
>>10675033I don't think he could kill her, either.
>>10674996Captain Angelos sent me to have a word with you.
>>10674949I'll... I'll j-jUSt t-tAKe c-cAre of t-thE chilD, a-aND hopE Clet-- C-ClEtEus s-stoPs b-by to say 'Hi' o-onCe in a while.>>10675013Oh f-fUCk, not aGAin...
>>10675033Aw SNAP!(That would mean a roller against a non-roller. The fight wouldn't work. One pseudo-godmodes because he never really does anything and the other plays it straight.)
>>10675072You have no concept of justice.
>>10675056Come sit down and have a tea with me.
>>10674949SO UH, DO YOU ACCEPT THAT GIFT?
>>10675013>The beak breaks apart and the head shifts, changing into the head of an alligator. The plants shift into fleshy wings of gold, three on each side.I think so...>>10675018Your father would just say "skulls, and blood, lots of them.">>10675001And you're going to do this all by yourself?
>>10675086(Huh? I just meant one plays an unstatted daemon prince and the other plays a mortal with an actual statsblock, and you are so full of it I gratiously accepted the bear's wife.)
>>10675095I'd be happy to.
Anyways, im off.Catch you kids tomorrow.
>>10675117DAMN STRAIGHT I AM.OR I'LL HAVE SPURIUS HELP ME.HE'S DONE THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE.
>>10675119(Arrangements can be made, besides, it's only roleplaying).
>>10675036Hmh͘m͢hm͡,̶ Sim̛ḿe͠r d͏own...͡ I ̴p̡r̢efer t҉o̵ ͠s҉h̢ow my̶ ̸fl̡am̀es
>>10675128Butbutbutbut. You promised me tea! :'(
>>10675137Nurgle loves you!
>>10675129Do you even have a plan for overcoming the defense fleets?>>10675060After all this, you're changing your mind?
>>10675117>Fleshy wings sprout feathers, alligator head contorts into a shapeless mass of changing flesh with nine eyes and one vague mouth.You know what they say, great minds think alike.
>>10675145Dont worry, i'll leave you with the pot.G'd night.(you crazy Blood Angel)
>>10675178DON'T QUESTION HOW I'M GOING TO DO IT.HAVE FAITH THAT I SIMPLY WILL.
>>10675117Exactly! Or to go and take a single specific skull, like the time I beat the tar out of Skulltaker because he called me a whore, and Khorne said I had to go take the head from one of your own top Heralds and give it to him as an apology, but whatever. Everything's nice and simple. Not easy, but you know what you've got to do. None of this flapping around trying to decipher the riddles of an unthinkably intelligent deity before you can even get started making amends. It's all so much cleaner and simpler.
>>10675187GuLP
>>10675205And that kids is why captain Thule commisioned the powerfist, "Generosity of Foron," bringing death to the xenos and tea to the friends of the imperium.
>runs over someone while coming back!Sup everyone?
>>10675239This weapon is now cannonGod damn it man i need sleep.>>10675244Sup, night.
>>10675217... What restaurants do you prefer?
>>10675178I... y-yEah. I'm, wHat'ya c-cAll it?D-deFeatEd.
>>10675294THEN I'LL COME UP WITH EVERYTHING.YOU TAKE CARE OF THE KID.THAT ALL HUNKY-DORY WITH YOU, SIR?
>>10675169>Nurgle, Chaos god of Stagnation and death, total opposite to Tzeentch's waysA̧͜͟͝w̷̷͞á̷̀͝y͝ ̶͘w̸̕i̷̴̴̢t̴͘͜͟ḩ̴ ̴y̛͡͡o͠u͘͜>myface
>>10675244>gets run over>doesn't do shit because he's currently the equivalent of playdoughGͤ̎̓̃̉͏͏ġ̀̀͢͡-ͨ̐ͦ̌͊͏͟ĝ̾ͨͫͬ͛͘uͫ̋̿̽y̅͌̽ͤ̊ͪ̆ͦ͝sͤͭ̊͞,ͤ͂ͯ̿̚̚͢͠ ̛͂͒̈͒̃̆͆̕aͩͪ̉̄̾̚͞p̢̛͐̓̃ͪ͞-̾͐ͮ͘p̆ͨͮ͗̓͒́ȓ͐oͩͯͦ̉͋ͮ̚aͩ̂̒cͯͬ̊̓͛̎҉h̉͟͝ḯ̃ͨ̃ͥ̐̀ňͩͬ̄ͤ̽ͬ͢͡g̴̍̑ͥ͗͒͂̅͢͢ ̍ͦc̶̢̊̃͞r̶̓ͧiͮ̃̌̎͗͑͛̅ẗ̶́̈҉iͯ̆͆̓ͬ͐c̄̿ͨ̋̔̚a̸̋͑ͤͬ͝l̡͒̀̑́͞ ̌ͣͨͣͣ̎ͭm̡̔̀̏͐-̷̔m͑̊ͤ͂̇ͧ̀͗͢a̴ͤ͡ş̎͢͠s̓ͩͧ̑,̢̧͑͞ ͯh̀̓͗́́ę̨ͬͤr̓̈́̋͒̋͢e̵̾̈̆.̾̒̌̊̿͆̅ͥ͏.̧̛ͫ͌̂ͭͣ̃̆.̶̶ͧ͗͊̉̓͌̉͠
>>10675273gnight man>>10675294Can I see the child? I promise not to give him vodka>>10675178is the statue polished enough for you or do I need to build a Kremlin as well?
>>10675338... W-wHAt's of it s-so fAr.
Aww :( Now that foron has gone, im kinda bored. Someone play with me
>>10675350>>10675322*NURGLE HUUUUUUGS~*
>>10675178SO, YEAH, IF YOU'LL AGREE, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE GIFTS, AND ZEENY CAN TAKE CARE OF THE KID.
>>10675323I wonder if burning you will take you out of your misery?
>>10675350It looks like it's doing well despite all of this.
>>10675360>Throws a ball into the oceanFetch
SO, YEAH, IF YOU'LL AGREE, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL OF THE GIFTS, AND ZEENY CAN TAKE CARE OF THE KID.
>>10675187>The head seeps down into the torso, a gaping maw coming out of the neck. In two columns, six eyes go down the torso. The feathers become fur.He's well down the path of corruption already... even if he denies it.>>10675215Who do you think you're talking to? I know what you're capabilities are, and once again remind you that failing to deliver will lead to dire consequences, to say the least.>>10675217I'm not sure that "gifts" and "actually be able to do what you promise" is that complicated.>>10675294Giving up and leaving it all to Doom? Or just giving up on the idea all together?>>10675338It needs to be so polished that it is a reflective surface.
>>10675409No.
>>10675350oh....can I give him pepsi?
>>10675409S̜̝͓͇̮̭ͧ͒̐t̮̘̣ͤ͌o͓̞̼̩ͣ̅̄̚̚p̪̙͋̔̉͑͑ ̠̮̭͖̠̲̺̣͌̒̿̉ͮ̍ͬț̱͚̤̣͔̤͈̞ͭ͆ͧh͎̲̼̼̦̿̇̚a̜͖̻̜͕̠̲ͪ́ͧͅt̳̭̥͕̠̪͌ͬ̂̇̽̑̚ ̘͇̄ͧ̃̿̐̋̽i̤̣͋̀́m̭̗͔̟ͮͧ͂͑̓̽̄̈́̑m̭͖̝̝̹̲̽̿̍̉ͪ͐̽̐e̱̜̪ͧ̀̿ͦd͈̠̥̞͇̏ͥ̋̒̈́̅̍̍i̹̝̰̻͕͒͒̿͆á̤̳̙͇̠͙͇̄ͬt̳̻̼̘͉ͫͭ̃̌̋ͅe͈̜̖͙͚̲̜̩ͤͩ̔͛ͯͅl̪͎̳̪̭͔̥͑̓͛y̗̻͉̗̭̖͊ͧ͊ͫ̓!̳̠̼̠̖̄͌
>>10675473g̷̸̊͗̉̍ͥͧ̋͌ͤ͂̏̏̈́̎̑͆͋̚͜͡h̶̾̔́̾̊͆̀͝͞͠҉ḧ͂̓̌ͬ͋̈́ͯ̎̿ͧ͏̛͘͝g̵̿̓͂̈́ͫ͆̿͆̅̒ͤͭͪ̓̔̀g̐ͣͦͧ͗̆ͥ͌͋̑̂ͫ̇ͨ͋̀n̢̨̧ͥͬ̓̂ͣͩ̐ͪ̅̓͛̿̂̓̀̃̋҉͡
>>10675409N̴̛̙̖̯̻̱̳̲͓͍̭̟̬͖̩͈͎̰̠͝ͅo̵̡̧͕̝̮͚͓̫͔͈̻͓͔̟ͅͅ!̵̡̪̳̠̖̺̰͖̟̫̮͕̮
>>10675492No~> <3
>>10675473IT WAS A REQUEST.. SIR.I WAS LORD-COMMANDER MOTHERFUCKING CLETEUS.IF FULGRIM COULD TAKE LAER IN A SOLAR MONTH, I CAN TURN A PLANET INTO A PERMANENT, FLESHBORNE ORCHESTRA IN A WEEK.ONTOP OF THAT, MY THIRD GIFT, A CRAFTWORLD OF YOUR CHOOSING.
>>10675473He?Tarvus was a she, last time I checked.
>>10675473>gets industrial strength polish out of his rucksack>Polishes so it reflects everythingIf I may ask...why is that daemonette staring at me like that ma'am?>>10675459Have fun Doom!
Well as interesting as this thread is, i'm fairly sure I can find a better use of my time on /tg/Goodbye for now
>>10675473You really want DOOM to try that?Better beings have tried.Interfering, especially with THAT nutcase may reverse the process...
>>10675473MorE l-liKE g-giVing up oN t-tRYin_G t-TO plEase t-tHE PRInce o-OF Exc_ess, aNd r-recoGnizing w-wHAt I'vE g-goTten myself i-iNto.
Ok after having a look at the first couple pages, I have concluded that there really is no better use of my time on /tg/ tonight. Which is sad really
>>10675523>A CRAFTWORLD OF YOUR CHOOSING.Enjoy being sent to your doom against Ulthwe or Biel-tan or one of the really fucking powerful Craftworlds.
>>10675575>Pats on shoulder.There there, chin up marine.
>>10675587DON'T CARE. I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
>>10675592How the hell can you even reach my shoulder?
>>10675523You are saying you can do by yourself, and yes that means it will be you, only you, in a week more than your Primarch could do with an army in a month?
>>10675625She's a thirty-six foot tall Keeper of Secrets.
>>10675625By kneeling down.
You've wagered for our time, and spent it squabbling amongst yourselves. Then see fit to attempt to render the entire affair moot. For such an affront, we will strip you of your powers, and Doomrider's claims to daemonhood. Until you earn them back.
>>10675653THAT'S THE BASIC GIST OF IT, YES.NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A COCAINE-ADDICTED DAEMON PRINCE GOING COLD TURKEY.
Aughg. Oh omnissiah. Is it over?
>>10675688Oh snap.
>>10675625She's a greater Daemon....she can do damn near anything>gets eaten by a Daemonette>RespawnsWhy does all the dying happen to me?!?>whimpers
>>10675688THEN I'LL FUCK SHIT UP AS A MERE MAN.
>>10675688Uh-oh. Sucks to be you, Doom.
rolled 61 = 61>rolling agility to get away from daemon of Nurgle, vs 40Ṱ̴̵̘͈̣̻̰͕̯͚͚̘̕z͞͝҉̗̣̱̤̣̱̪̱͚̤̲͚̫̰ͅé͕͉̥̰̮͇̰̺͖͇̪̞̠̩͝ȩ̸̴̡͔̥̗̼͕̰̤̙̮͔̮͙͎͖n̷̷̳͇͇͍͚͓͙͔̬̦̦͔̳͉̟̥̞̕͢ͅd͢͏̭͔͚̙̻̯͙̲̫̞̺̞͚à̴̶̛͇̣͚͚͉̠ḿ̸̲̩̱̪̱̘̟͠n̷̢͔͖͓̞̯̼̲̠͚̬̙̪͇̙̖̰̳͝ͅi̸̴̖̯͕̣̳͙͖̩̗̣͚͢͡t̝̜͚̟͙͈͚̝͍͉͈͈̺̼̱̝͎́͜ͅ
>>10675688...I'm g-gOing ho_me.>ZA-->Fizzle...D-dAd, c-CAn I get a r-rIDe homE?
>>10675688Let's not be too hasty there.DOOM can do the favors to you in exchange for Tzeeny keeping the kid post annulment.(Seeing as that wasn't replying independently to seven linked posts I kinda don't believe it's the same person posting)
>>10675720>looks at Brother CletusYou look funny with hair?...that is not on fire and all.
>>10675758Clearly. Well, this is an entire bag of shit.
>>10675720Not quite... missy.
>>10675758Hang on a minute. Ali, weren't you the one who persuaded the two bigwigs to get involved in the first place? But you're not gonna get hit with this punishment as well, right?
>>10675794Now that's just out of spite.
>>10675742Doomrider and Tzeentchnette will earn their powers back. The latter will retain daemonhood, but lose offensive capabilities other than shape changing. But, do not fear, you will regain them, I am sure.>>10675741Certainly, child.
>>10675688do at least like your statues?and will you get the Daemonettes to stop eating me?
>>10675781>missyWelcome to the vagina crowd, Doomrider.
>>10675742The annulment is already done. The cost can be debated. The child is already in the care of it's mother.
>>10675826I will murder you.
>>10675794W-whAt... My voice?Oh gods m-my voice is so fucked up! Aaaaaah!
>>10675829The voice! Oh god, the voice!
rolled 21 = 21>>10675733>squawksS̶ơ̧̨m̢̕͞è͡o̸ne͝ g̛͝e̷t ҉̵t̶͘h̛͏iş́ ̨͢v̴i̵̷͘l̸̵e̢͢ t͢h̸͞͡i͟n̵̢̕g̀͘͡ ͟of̀̕f͠ ҉҉m̨̛e͞!҉>myface
>>10675826>>10675720Do not want.
>>10675829I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!
>>10675860Just because I'm not a Daemon Prince anymore, doesn't mean I can't wipe the floor with you.
>>10675867Your voice is really really weird now.
>>10675878Shut. Up.
>>10675867EVEN WHEN YOU WERE A DAEMON PRINCE YOU COULDN'T DO THAT!
>>10675885No.
>>10675913As far as you know, you poor excuse for cannon fodder.>SighI miss my flaming skull already.
>>10675815Dad... Tzeentch, this is SO not cool.>>10675826That's... not good.
Sorry about that, had to go purge my eyes to get rid of the chaos taint. Whats going on now?
>>10675867>laughesI'm sorry I can't resist
>>10675867Oh, come on, this is going to be great! Think of it as an oppertunity - I can take you shopping! We can pick out a nice skirt for you to wear!
>>10675794Actually, she's not going to be in the Materium for a long time to come... and her authority over her lesser kin is suspended as well.>>10675821Your skill is improving. Enjoy your triple-jointed arms. Believe me, those are very useful.
>>10675826THIS IS RICH!>>10675838You are still a shapeshifting daemon Was the voice linked to another power?
>>10675924Hmm,>Takes off helmet, lights skull on fireBWAHAHAHA!
>>10675940Lord! Grant me the mercy of AT LEAST being male again, for the love of the Warp.
>>10675938>>10675927>>10675924This is too good to be true.
>>10675968Guess what, instead of a Daemon Prince strangling you, it will be a woman.I'm going to get my sound cannon.My bike better still be around..
>>10675938Also female space marines.
>>10675940Can I switch for my normal arms to get the daemonettes to stop eating me?or is that for fun since I respawn?
>>10675989Oh, looking /good/, Doomrider.That blonde hair suits you so well.
>>10675989>Drives off with your bike!HAHAHA!
>>10675989HEY, GUESS WHAT, IMPOSTOR ME.THAT'S RIGHT: COCAAAIIIINE.
We should totally make Doomrider and Zeeny join the Imperial Guard or something.
>>10675938I need a barf bag...Actually having intestines is killing me.>>10675949My link to Tzeentch's realm got severed, and woopie, that link was my throat.
T̶ͭ̆ͯ̂ͣ̍̈́̄͡͠Ő̽ͩ̈́Oͬ͌͗ͯ͋͜ ̔̋̀̄͒̎̽̀̀͝m̶̃̄̋̀͜u̧͋͛̽̐č̡͐͂̽̀ͬ̀͡h̨̑͟ ̓o̷͑ͯm̸̨̍̄̃ͬͦͫ͂ͥ͞ň̀͡iͯ̀͂͂̆̅ͬ̚͘͏s͌ͤ͊̾͐ͥͤ҉͡sͫ̔͢ỉa͊̿̇ͬĥ̨ͮ̄ͮ͛ͨ-̈́ͫͥ̏ͬ͟d̢ͮ̋͆͌̋ͮͦaͦ̆͂̔́m̐ͫ̇͠ņ̵ͩͥ̀̄͋͂eͭͧ͛̓͆ḋ̶ͪ͞ ̊̆̾̔̽̊̅҉̢́ẘͩ́̄̋̒́͑͘ả̛̉ͦͯ͗ͫ̀̚r̄̒̒p͆͗ͦͤ̔͂ ̷ͣ̍̏͠e͋̍ͥ̆n̿̓ͦ̓́͟ȩ̷̓̄̈͒̊́̇͑̀̚ȑ̡́̚g̴̢͂͑ͪͥ͛y̿̔̅ͬ͠͝҉.̂ͩ̑̑̀ͯ̄͠.̧̌̒́̔̃̄͒̚͘.̷̛̐ͩwelp>F-BLAM.
>>10676031>SighTry being me.
>>10675968You're telling me - I have a little half-sister now! This is going to be great!>>10675940...well, better her getting the same treatment Doom got, at least.
>>10675959No. Asexual from now on. Just because you keep bugging me.>>10675940She'll also be losing her legion.
>>10675940Prince of Pleasure, my devotion to you.>Spurius kneels, bowing his head.By your whims, oh profane one.
rolled 15 = 15>rolling AG again, vs 40 -10 for retryGet thi͘s̴ ͠ro͡t͏t͏įn̢g҉ m͟ass ҉o͡ff̕ ͟of̷ me!
>>10676045Uh...Those are quite the, uhm, breasts.
>>10676085Androgyny. I am somewhat more relieved at this outcome.
>>10676045I AM YOU. THE REAL YOU, I MEAN. YOU'RE JUST A MORTAL WOMAN, LIKE YOU'VE SECRETLY BEEN ALL ALONG. NOW I CAN REBUILD MY REPUTATION AS THE PROUDLY-GAY MAN THAT I AM.
>>10676007She just likes you, dear.
>>10676099>>10676091>Gives flak vests to Zeeny and Doomrider
>>10675940>Blinks.....But?.....mpffffffmmfffff, yes Mistress.
>>10676124>swats Alex around the head.I have power armour you dunce.
>>10675927Patience, my child, for a life within the warp knows not time. You will come to realize what has happened, and change for the better. Progress! >Offers Tzeentchnette a changing gobstopper.
>>10676099>AndrogynyYou'll make an excellent Trap.
>>10676134But now you are normal, non-daemonic human.Hah!
>>10676085Huh. I take back my previous statement, then.I guess my eyes still aren't used to being real.Wonder if Fateweaver will still talk to me...
>>10676100>Stops Doomrider's bike in front of you. Get's off.HERE HAVE THIS!
>>10676146He'd make a much better Pretty Marine.
>>10676134I WILL ALSO LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW SOBER AND MODERATE I AM. YOU DID A LOT OF DAMAGE TO MY REPUTATION, YOU KNOW. BUT THAT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU, 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
>>10676090Nooo! Nurgle loves youuuu!
>>10676159I believe I shall have that, thank you.>clamps down his clawed boots on the spurs, kicking it into drive and revving.
>>10676130Actually, this isn't too bad. You might not be able to compel lesser Daemons to follow you, but I don't think that stops you from just yelling at them and hitting them until they have to do what you say.I mean, it's always worked for me.
>>10676159IS THAT MY BIKE? AWESOME. THANKS, BUDDY.
>>10675928THIS THREAD CONFUSES ME AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!
rolled 67 = 67>>10676032>Escapes Nurgleesque holdW̛el͝l ̀t̵he͘n>sees Tarvus explode...>rolls WP to mitigate warp blast vs 80
what the zog. Doomrider and Zeeny are.. Ahahhaah.Anyway. I'm having weird dreams lately. I think that cursed Khornate chainaxe I found has something to do with it.
>>10676149I remain a Space Marine.Albeit genderless.Typical of the Emperor's Children I suppose.I am going to blast something.
>>10676087Didn't you die already?
>>10676185HEY, HEY, HEY. THAT'S MY BIKE. GIVE IT HERE, PLEASE.
>>10676145... Thanks, dad.>Chew>Breaks tooth.>...>Keep back the tears.
>>10676122oh....Is it normal to be eaten constantly then? will I be able to sleep without being eaten?>>10676091>pokes Doomriderhehehehe
>>10676205You too?I keep having this nightmare in which I'm awake and I kill Varity. Then when I wake up and pray, specially after the the other day for not being raped, my shoulder starts to itch like mad.
> Just standing still, skull still on fire, cigar in jaw.
...Agh, fuck, my head....doesn't actually feel too bad. Actually, I feel great. Supercharged, even. Oh wow.Wait, so... Doomrider's a trap, Tzeentchette isn't a Herald anymore, and Keeper's not a, er, Keeper anymore
>>10676216Contingency plans, Prince of Excess.That I may further carry out your will.>Revs the bike before squeezing the handles, bursting off, leaving a trail of flame. He stops roughly fifty feet away.No, to the winner go the spoils.Or, as I prefer to say it. Finders keepers.
>>10676205>shielded self from blast>myface̱̙̰̗Ah̻͎̝̪͓ ͎͚̦͉͈͎y̩̰̳e̩̪̦̠̫̻s,̼͍̹͍̺̘ͅ ̤̘͍̠I̞̼̩̳̞̗ ̤̪r̝̖e̥̞̦͉m̮e̥̥̰̞m͚̹̙̣̲̞̜b̠̣͔͉ͅe͕r̯̤̫̱͎̟ͅ ̰̹͖yͅo̩͎̣̤u̞̱͚̺̺̪.̙̻̩̰̩͕̥.̲.̰ ̭̻̯̫̝Y͚͕̲ͅͅo̠̼̪͇u͈̤̲͇̥ ̲̗l̟̤̟͖e̪̣̦̗̪̩͉f̼̲̞͇̗̫t͓ ̠̞͖̫a̻̪̱ ̪̖͙̤m̪e̤͉ṣ̘s̪̮͚͎̲̩a̺̱̪͈̯͍͔g͙̳̮̼e̝̻̤͙̺̬̮ ̰͉̺̱for̬̱ ̯̯m̮̟̝̦͉̯̰e̙̺̭͈͖̝
>>10676237Has your shoulder been raped recently?
>>10676233Quit poking Doomrider. She's probably going to stab the fuck out of you.As for the rest of you, I'm going to bed.G'night, Gods Daemons and fellow Khorne worshipers.>wanders off into his little cot in the corner.And don't rape me while I sleep.
>>10676237>I keep having this nightmare in which I'm awake and I kill Varity.Huh, I guess the story is true. You are starting to fall.
>>10676230Come now, don't cry.>gives hugs.
>>10676233Probably not. But hey, you'll respawn.>>10676253I think your little joke has run its corse Tzeentch, this is not funny anymore, Spurius was killed two days ago, did you think I would not notice?
>>10676149You mean Space Marine, dumbass.
>>10676253Fuck the charade. I'm telling you simply: give me the bike. I will only ask nicely once.
>>10676192But I liked having dominion..............
>>10676277Not really, it just bothers me when I pray and stops when I stop.>>10676281Nuh huh.
So, let's see.Tarvus was mutated over and over again.Doomrider lost his Daemonhood and his gender, also his bike.Zeeny is now mortal.Ali lost her minions and is banned from taking trips to the material world.Alex and the other mortals are likely going to have nightmares and mutations for years to come....and nothing happened to me....AHAHAHAHAHA!FOR ONCE, I WIN!YOU ALL GET TO THE THE BUTT OF MY JOKES FOR ONCE!I'm outta here, guys. Gotta go celebrate the first lucky break I've had in years.Have fun!*pop*
>>10676269I did? I don't remember.>>10676237Not quite like that. They start off with me seeing a huge blasted field where hundred clash in eternal battle, a bloodied axe in my hands, then it fades and I find myself in a huge library with all the secrets of the universe in my grasp. Then that fades too and I'm wreathed in darkness, but it's warm and comforting and there's many with me. And that's gone and I see the most wonderful architecture, intoxicating scents, tastes, feelings, and sights, and that's gone too.I wonder if the Four are trying to tempt me in each of their own ways.
>>10676284I am afraid that I will have to say I am not the Raven God.I have always had rituals in place to reform my body in the event of an untimely death.I do apologise if my reappearance disturbs you in any way, Lord of Pleasure.
There is literally no way I'm gonna read through this entire thread to work out what the hell is going on. But since i've apparently missed many other threads like this, perhaps there is an overarching plotline of some sort.Hmm.........wowzers
>>10676282
>>10676322Well, the question here is if you are up for the challenge and ready to resist and fight temptation.
>>10676230It is okay, child, remember who you serve, and know that you will ascend to greater heights, still. >>10676237Yes... how the mighty do fall. It is a sweet tale of sorrow and subtlety. >>10676284Jokes have never run their course until they simply fail to adapt to the circumstances.
>>10676322>I wonder if the Four are trying to tempt me in each of their own ways.BINGO!
>>10676307Hm. No. I do not believe I have any obligation to you, servant of Change.To that end, I will bid you a warm, colourful 'fuck you'.>Pulls a wheelie before zooming off into the Warp
>>10676360Alex...mighty?
>>10676365>>10676349I guess, maybe.I wonder what'd happen if I said "Okay" to all of them AND the Emps.
>>10676281>Starting to fall>Slaanesh can't stop laughing.>>10676326Nice try, but if they were rituals that relied on my favor I would have noticed.
>>10676360Oh shut up, I've dreamed of killing people before, this is not the first nor the last time I will.
>>10676253>shoots Spurius in the headRun over me again will you?!?>>10676284ah...well..I think Spirius killed her when he ran over us....I think
>>10676320... Ugh. She deserved it.>>10676360Yeah, dad. Sure.
>>10676230Nothing I can say could make you feel any better, but if you ever need any help with anything, just ask.>>10676269>would probably look kind of stupid, because blast was an implosion, not an explosion or everyone would be dead/maimed/mutants>>10676237Your bionic?>>10676311You could always hire a go-between in the meantime.>>10676320Well, you did kind of leave your axe here....>pokes with foot>>10676322Trippy.
>>10676389Chaotic clusterfuck of epic proportions?Or Tau?
>>10676248Oh I am still a Keeper, just a not very useful one at the moment.>pounds on wall to Materium.dammit!!!!!
>>10676371JOKES ON HIM, I STRAPPED A KRAK GRENADE TO THE GAS TANK!>>10676389LAST PERSON I SAW DO THAT TURNED INSIDE OUT AND EXPLODED!
>>10676371Right, that's it. Little fucker.>The Changeling vanishes from the Materium with a popping noise.
>>10676378Except you're dreaming of killing a Sister of Battle, a symbol of the Ecclesiarchy and one of the most loyal servants of the Emperor.
>>10676396Forgive my insolence, lord, but would you personally keep track of every soul dying in your name?
>>10676410No, the real one. Really strange if you ask me, wonder if it has anything to do with the talking walls and "ghost" children...
>>10676322>walks over, flames licking the air>recites the dataslate given to him when he had a fleshy body̻̲ͅI̼̦̼͍ͅ ̩̼͖̝͓̦a̺̜ș̰̗s̺͉͎̙̮u̝̞̲͍̳̭̯m̪͈̻͚e͈̖̭ ̱̬̬̘y̬͇̰̣ou͖̞̼̻͔ ̺̟̲͍ar͇͕e͔̞̼͚̭ͅͅ ͖̳t̮̪̜̦̯̻̻h̭̫̯̭e͓ ̰̠̫̼̺n̯͎͎͍̝ạ̼͖̲v͉ị͉̹̬̝̪g̬̬͈a̪͎̹ṭo̟r̮̤, B̧us̕in͜ess ͜wil̨l̶ ͜b̷e̵ ta͞k̡en c̴aŗe ͞of ̕i̷n ̨t͟im͞e͜
>>10676399You don't miss your friend?
>>10676442GET OVER HERE, MORTAL.
>>10676440Directed at:>>10676397
Excuse me while I throw myself from an airlock.
>>10676454>Draws boltpistolHey, keep your distance, bud.
>>10676377It's more of a cliche saying.>>10676397But have you ever dreamed of killing this person? Have they ever been so vivid? Why, there was once a time when you revered her. How much you have.... changed...>Smirk>>10676396Quiet, you. There are more complex plans at work here.
>>10676396...I don't like it when you laugh.>>10676405You going to be okay?
Ok I am completely lost for words in here, so I shall once again venture out into the vast /tg/ wastelands in search of a thread. ..........You'll know if i don't find anything
>>10676463I miss all my friends...>gets eaten by a dead DaemonetteHOW?!?!
>>10676442Alright, now that's just insulting, Tzeentch. You know I'm a god too. You couldn't not know.
>>10676423Need a teleport?>>10676448Okay, so we have ghost kids, talking walls and you dreaming about killing Varity. Sounds two parts Tzeentch and one part Khorne. You've got two different gods angling for you.
>>10676476>>10676440I can't remember much, save that in the dream I killed her by bashing her... uh... head, it was not a pretty image.Not that have anything to do with that, now do you?
>>10676493>Giggles
>>10676464Come come, little creature.Chase the morsel.>Spurius giggles, before driving past Berserker and slapping the krak grenade to his backpack and once more zipping off into the Immaterium.
>>10676405>>10676320See Tzeeny is still a daemon.>>10675815
>>10676491It looks like the power of love...And that it's a daemon.
>>10676454Errrrm. Thank you?>eyes it warily>>10676414Tau? >lololol
>>10676497>Need a teleport?Interfere with the punishments of your God. I'll watch.>>10676505Of course not. Fate will run its course, and your place in it is already solid..... my child.
>>10676522You do know I have powers, right?
>>10676497>>10676505Waaait. It looks like both Alex and I are being vied for by Tzeentch and Khorne, but the other two are poking at me too.Uh oh.
>>10676546And I have the daemonically powered bike of a former Daemon Prince. I'd say we're at even-stevens!Now, I have things to do, so I shall big you adieu.>ZAP
>>10676534Picture related.>>10676543Rather not be part of your family... whatever that is.
>>10676474>glances at the mortal..a̕nd͢ y͏o͢u'̸ll͜ do w̸h̡a̶t ̵w͟ith̡ ͞ţha̕t ̧t͡o̸y̸?
>>10676522>Takes off Krak grenadeTRY PULLING THE PIN FIRST IDIOT!
>>10676525>WhimpersWhy me? >has an arm ripped offAAAugh! WHY?!?>runs at Spurius with several grenades pulled and detonates
I miss Tarvus the Techmarine.Those stories he told were pretty great.
>>10676490I RETURN TRIUMPHANT!..........There really is nothing good on /tg/ at this time. So you have me for another......15 minutes. yay for you
>>10676564I'm gonna get that bike, I swear it.>Pop!
>>10676546>GesturesYou may kill him.>>10676565You've already made the choice, young one.
>>10676574>Raises chainsword with other armHold the line, of course.
>>10676543I'd... like to go home, now.
>>10676620And when was that again?
>>10676543>re-reads specifics of punishmentsOh. Welp.>>10676534>my face>>10676423Sorry. Can't do shit, capn'.
>Slowly pounding on the wall or reality.Dammit!! Dammit!!! Why? Why, do I have to suffer for their stupidity!!!! THEY asked for the wedding THEY asked for the divorce......THIS Is ALL YOUR FAULT DOOM.
Ugh, at least my power armour remains the same. I can pass myself off as a man, even if I'm androgynous. I'll repaint it and join a Rogue Trader crew, or something.
>>10676565Well, you have other options... cigar?>>10676594And to whom do you pledge yourself?>>10676588Don't worry, you'll grow to love it.
>This entire thread>My faceSee you can't tell, but under the mask, I'm REALLY confused.like this o_0
>>10676656If you weren't a follower of Slaanesh, I'd think you were hot right now.
>>10676656>replies during respawnAt least you aren't dying constantly like meeeeeee!>back in the roomOW!
>>10676656This is not MY fault by any stretch of the imagination.YOU got them involved, not I. I would happily have lived with it, but you ruined everything.
>>10676626>Waves arm, opening a small gate to the immaterium.Whenever you wish, child.>>10676648Such truths are known only to yourself. Search yourself, and you may realize it. Ignorance is strength, as they say... but not strong enough.>>10676656>Contorts into a beaky grin.This will be grand.
>>10676704Thanks but no thanks, I don't smoke, that thing can kill you, you know?
>coalesces, snaps fingers, armour/cloak reappears>>10676593I have like fifty stories from when I was on Mars. Nobody really wanted to hear them, though.Also, :D>>10676574He intends to shoot you. He might even have psycannon bolts; wouldn't put it past him.>walks over
>>10676625>myface when Hold the Line>Against a mid-tier daemon
>>10676725If ignorance is strength, then I'm a God-Emperor damned Primarch.
>>10676753It's what we do best.
>>10676744Only that sister had the connections to requisition such bolts. He's got an exploding peashooter for a daemon.
>>10676704which part? being eaten by a daemonette or the constant dying and respawning part?
>>10676754The emperor provides for the faithful
>>10676725>ZAP
>>10676753Trust me daemon this guy has some weird way of always coming out on top.
>>10676770Gr҉a̴nt̡e͝ḑ, ̢n̷ormall̨y͡ ͟I woulḑ ̀b̕urn͘ ̨y̨ou̵r̡ s͝oul҉bu̸t͞ th̵at wo̧ùl̴d̀ ͞be u̢nb̢e͞c͘o̢m̡i̵ng ҉o͞f҉ me,͡ ̶y̵oú'̴l̕l u҉n͟d͠e̷rst̴àn͏d͜ ̶w͏hy ̨I s̸t͜ąy m͘y҉ h̨and̛ i̛n ̴du҉e ti҉m̨e, ̵m͠or͟tal҉
>>10676805Tell that to the servitor that ripped my right arm off...
>mutters, putting his heavy toga on over his purple power-armour and affixing his helmet, which sports a proud, red mohawk going vertically down the center.I refuse to take this helmet off until I am a Daemon Prince again.
>>10676754And, look at the Emperor's favored sons, now.>>10676805Yes. Weird ways. Some might call that luck....
>>10676777>>10676753You forget I am an inquisitor.I have fewer than I would like since I am Ordo Xenos.But the daemonstopper caster shells can do a hell of a lot.
>>10676777She probably gave him some. Anyway, it's not like Chuck over there is going to try anything.>>10676770>Taps him on shoulder.I've been reading some books, there's this one power called 'sanctuary'. Do you know of it?
>>10676842Others might call i>eaten again
>>10676723YOU SPINELESS FUCK, "HEY ALIS GET ME OUT OF THIS, ZEENY IS A PSYCHO BITCH" I WILL SHOW YOU PSYCHO BITCH, MEATSACK!!!!!!!!
>>10676836Hey, that helmet looks cool.................mind if we "borrow" the design?
>>10676778Eaten by a daemonette. I actually didn't grant that to you, she's just doing that on her own.
>>10676825Just stay away from the lady and we'll be okay.>>10676842In the halls of eternal glory!
>>10676860Hardly my fault you went along with what I said, now if you don't mind, I have to look for a Rogue Trader who needs a space marine.
>>10676827*Whispers*"You crazy or something? I really can't afford to toss ordinance around over something that we can avoid!"
>>10676858I know nothing of powers, I'm only a footsoldier.
>>10676836Then get to work!>>10676778Eaten by a daemonette. I actually didn't grant that to you, she's just doing that on her own.
>>10676901Then what would you have me do, Lord?
>>10676913You can start by killing some loyalists.
>>10676836What if your nose gets really, really itchy?>>10676886You could always hit up Marcus and Captain Ruga.>>10676825Now that that's all cleared up, didn't we have something we had to take care of?
>>10676856Made up guns only work on the people bound by the medium which the guns come to pass. ie. Your made up weapons don't do shit here.
>>10676875Vȩr҉y͘ well,͠ peon̵>for referenceTrue name: Cyril'adonisUse name: Furyfire Windclaw>daemon statsWS 31BS 35S 30T 35Ag 40INT 52Per 50WP 80Fel 25Wounds :30Psy: 8
>>10676860...
>>10676932Loyalists.In a human body.This reminds me of the Heresy.>saunters off, examining his power sword.
>>10676860Looking kinda Khornate there, slaaneshi whore.
>>10676943(So my combat stats are better, what about your armour?)
>>10676934C͘e̢ŗt̵a̛i̧nl̕y...̶
>>10676961Looks like she's caught someone's attention.>>10676949
>>10676943>True name: Cyril'adonisAwfully short for a true name, don't you think?
>>10676867WHAT!?? It is because I'm saturated with something juicy? or someth>dies yet againPlease tell me, eat me or disect me body if it helps!>>10676932I don't count as kills right?
Hm~, I feel betterish..>>10676968Don't tell me you're going to try to fight the daemon
>>10677033Only if he tries anything.
>>10676968(character is built as a psyker wrecking ball, Its wearing robes, but it also has unnatural strength, toughness and willpower traits which add to its bonuses)
>>10676950I already know how this ends. And it amuses me. And, no, that will not grow back.>Smirk
>>10677025You aren't a loyalist.And she really does just like you. But she can't get into the materium on her own.
>>10677033You'd probably want to get Varity for that. Alex would probably be torn to pieces.
rolled 72 = 72Don't mind me....
>>10677015(Not a greater daemon, so its short, some lesser daemon names can be as short as ae of long as eeioaoaeer)
>>10676943>statistics!Name: TarvusXP: 13,500Careers: Assassin->Death Cult Assassin WS: 60BS: 35S: 40T: 45Ag: 75Int: 35Per: 45WP: 40Fellowship: 30Wounds: 18
>>10676961>Points at forth wall.FUCK YOU, Do Think khorneites have the market cornered on being PISSED.
>>10676937Nobody objected when it was first posted, and a few people actually commented positively.
>>10677135>dat agil and WS
>>10677085>settles downWelp...might as well get used >diesdying more than 10 times in a>diessingle day until she can get back>diesor something now eh?
>>10677166>werd, fast attack
>>10677153No they didn't. They just ignored it.
>>10677183Or you could give her something else to eat.
>>10677138SWEET JE>dies
>>10677153Because they're not the ones effected by someone who makes up shit to deal with every problem and has no sense of scale. A fatigue round that does your toughness bonus in fatigue +1 is overpowered. As is tailor making weapons and abilities that no one else agrees on, and are similarly unbalanced.
No harm in posting mine again then:WS: 42BS: 44Str: 37T: 30Ag: 36Int: 34Per: 37WP: 42Fel: 29Wounds: 13Insanity Points: 6Corruption Points: 5
>>10677166Ok that is ridiculous,I still don't know how to power-scale properly so I don't feel like setting anything down yet.To think I considered 55 a good BS for this,Also do those even apply to you now?
>>10677212I tried ma'am! I tried every>diesentree I was taught while a chef!
>>10677248Ok I am slightly comforted by the fact that I wasn't the only one mainly in the 30s
>>10677204>I have a gun that doesn't exist in this universe and force it on everyone.>I'm an Inquisitor now despite grievous fluff rape.>I now have rounds, for a gun that doesn't exist here, for a thing that doesn't exist in the place I got the gun from. A gun which has no such custom rounds in the setting in which it was created, either.
>>10677255Some people are just more powerful. You're not supposed to be balanced.
>>10677289>>10677248XP Spent: 3,000
>>10677290(I just call them daemonstoppers. Makes people less likely to try to use them against me ya know?)(What happens here that ISN'T fluff rape?)it'sarcheotechidon'tgottoexplainshit.png
>>1067725510-15: Feeble16-20: Poor21-25: Inferior26-35: Average36-40: Superior41-45: Great46-50: Magnificent51+: Heroic
>>10677276Well, you better learn more, and cook better!>>10677248>Insanity Points: 6>Corruption Points: 5
>>10677354You do have to explain why your magical character has a weapon the Mechanicus would slaughter a hive for.
>>10677379(Rolling daily WP tests for both due to being in Rubric's ship).
>>10677379>whimpersShe even said the cake was a lie...>DiesI didn't even make a cake yet>>10677354fluff rape? Nonsense!
>>10677248> Insanity Points: 6> Corruption Points: 5Bullshit, with the things you've seen, the Tzeentchian you've been fucking, and the proximity you've been in to the Warp and Warp Creatures, those need to be a hell of a lot higher.
rolled 1 + 16 = 17>looking up rules.. unnatural agility makes your agility bonus double, lightning reflexes also double...wat>>10676987Prepare yourself, daemon.>sword in guard position
Oh well I guess I should take up a hobby to pass he time.....Lets see if I can play the piano>Plays Rachmaninoff prelude in c sharp minor.Oh yea master of all instruments, How am I not going to get bored?
>>10677289(Sounds about right. for mine)>>10677324(I know the human vs daemon vs whatever thing but dayum The guy has only had the form for so long after all.)(Bah, not that it really matters)
>>10677453>Plus another 16 because dice+1d10+16+16 does not work.
>>10677463He's not a daemonhost, anymore. Varity exorcised and defeated him. Now he's raw daemon.
>>10677437Nope, just good WP saves.>the Tzeentchian you've been fuckingI also love how you just assume.
>>10677413Pfff, it's not that maddening so long as you avoid the really bad booksSide note, I'm getting the hang of using brushes with the eraser head to try to cut down the lack of precision it providesI think I am becoming a better artist for it
>>10677462Crochet.
>>10677488Wait who now?I was talking about tarvus, the guy who has changed form 4 times in the last 5 threads NOT counting whatever Slaanesh and Tzeench just did....and I totally forgot where I was going with this...
>>10677504Everything does have a positive side after all, I guess.
>>10677413You are speaking with Slaanesh. You were speaking with Tzeentch.>>10677433Aim for perfection in your cooking!
>>10677462bringing me into the warp for the lulz?>diesor quite possibly watch me get eaten by a daemonette
rolled 7, 9, 5, 7, 4, 3, 7, 10 + 16 = 68>manifesting>Pyromancy: Pic Related>Creature of the Warp: Never invokes Phenomena>Flames of Change: Anyone wounded by a psychic attack needs to make a WP test or gain 1d5 corruption>>10677486>just add the two together
Whelp, look at the time, I have to go, bye.
>>10677510No this is fine.>Plays Debuusy, La fille aux cheveux de lin.Art for the sake of art, Pleasure for the sake of pleasure...these are the only truths
rolled 4, 1, 6, 10, 6, 4, 6, 3, 7, 2, 3 + 5 = 57>>10677606>10x overbleed, rolling damage :v
>>10677624Smooth.
>>10677565I try ma'a>dies>takes a longer to respawnShit I have stop getting eaten! This can't be good for whatever respawns me>runs like hell, but drops a perfect sirloin steak with steamed vegetables and parsley on a table
>>10677659Political Science tomorrow, what can we do (save helping the professor have an accident)?
>>10677624Good-bye!Try to keep Khorne out of your head!
>>10677683Ouch...good luck!
>>10677683Tzeentch isn't the only one with a claim to you.
>derp, gimme a minute here>Tarvus, get ur arse on STEAM
rolled 51 = 51>>10677606>Didn't roll initiative :(>Dodging, versus...>dodge+20>so versus 95? I'm doing something wrong here, I have to be.
>>10677606Lords of Change have less psy rating and the same willpower.
rolled 9 + 4 = 13>>10677606Welp, rolling initiative, first off
>>10677738>Steam isn't workiiiiiiiing
>>10677812Get MSN, you tard.
>>10677844>I have that too, actually.>Liar, do you have MSN?
>>10677872>[email protected]>also void the first movements I made, forgot about initiative
>>10677541Oh, I thought you meant Liarhost.
Wait we done here or something?Thread kinda went quiet.
>>10678139 indeed it did
>We're all calculating crap over MSN/Steam, hurr
>>10678188>>10678139Discussing rules for battle, and whatnot
>>10678139Seems like it. One story arc over, and a new one started.
Makes sense
... I'm getting bored.>The stalactite and attached form recede back into the ceiling, leaving it just as it once was.
(Brewman's Buggery on Steam, just in case anyone wants to know.)
I'm actually contemplating taking all of the 4's offers to see what happensEither it'll be awesome or I'll become a Spawn
>Looks aroundYay no more being eaten!
>>10678273(That's your account name I presume?)>>10678296Ma'am I would advise against that.
>>10678296You'll become Cultist0chan 2.0.
>>106784303.0 because of the eye maybe?
>>10678430A simultaneously adored and reviled /tg/ mascot?Not sure if want
>>10677776>watches Tarvus exit the conflagrationhm...
>>10678509You missed!
>>10678462Do Not Want
>>10678384(Just make a search for 'brewman'.)
>>10678462
rolled 5, 3, 10, 10 + 8 = 36>>10678537>watches with a nonchalant face>calls staff, warp power fettered
>>10678462Hyuu whud bee shoooo cahyoot!
>>10678594I can not help but smirk at that picture
>>10678634I have been itching to find a good use for it.
>>10678621>>10678594>>10678543Of course now I have to draw myself in Cultist's outfitI hate you all
>>10678687Man, I am getting the hate today.
rolled 96, 60, 43 = 199>>10678609>Charge action! +10 to weapon skill tests!>Death cult assassin ascended trait, three attacks!>VS 70!HAVE AT YOU
>>10678699Oh?
rolled 2, 6 = 8>Two hits! +11 damage bonus, warp weapon.
rolled 30 = 30>>10678797>rolling Ag vs 40 to dodge the attacksf͢àst̴..͠.
>>10678842Yea I am sure I will take the lions share of blame, I am not innocent. but I was not playing three people, so I was not in total control of this show.
>>10678893>dodged one successfully, mitigating damage
>>10678909hmm...good point...
>>10679009If you can figure out who was playing what, I will give you a cookie. And I only played Alis.
>>1067893819 damage to left arm.>30 wounds - 19>11 wounds remaining
>>10679053This is just a guess, but I believe Alexander or Tarvus was playing TzeentchNimue or Tzeentchette was playing Slaanesheveryone else was playing their respective characters...and I died alotand no need for a cookie...but much appreciated