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[ERROR] No.10662195 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Well, we're screwed now.

Our party were captured and drugged, and ended up fuck-deep in enemy territory. We managed to get out of the prison prior to being executed and then killed off the local magistrate who had us captured.

Unfortunately we're now on the run and without any allies. Our DM has made it clear that subterfuge is going to be the best way, so we're planning to go undercover.

Since our names and appearances are now being spread on wanted posters everywhere across the nation, we're having the wizard magically change our appearances to become as different as possible and trying to make our way to the coast.

What would some good identities be for us to adopt? The country we're escaping from is a militaristic country based on medieval germany where evil creatures are welcomed as allies and mercenaries.

My character is a human male swashbuckler type, any ideas what we should disguise him as?

>> No.10662218

Is it just me, or is this just begging to become a transgender thread?

>> No.10662220

Disguise as normal people or evil creatures.

>> No.10662223

I NEVER WANTED TO BE A SWASHBUCKLER! I WANT TO BE... A LUMBERJACK! LEAPING FROM TREE TO TREE IN THE MIGHTY FORESTS OF BRITISH COLUMBIA, WITH MY BEST GIRL BY MY SIDE, AND WE SHALL SING, SING, SING!

>> No.10662231

>>10662218

No. Fuck off.

>> No.10662239

I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY

I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY

>> No.10662252

1) Acquire dead octopus
2) Animate Dead on octopus.
3) Wear Zombie Octopus as hat.
4) MIND FLAYER DISGUISE.

>> No.10662254

Get mustaches. Twirl mustaches. You'll be mistaken for evil without a second glance.

>> No.10662256

Disguise him as a 42" plasma television. No├Âne will suspect a thing.

>> No.10662290

>>10662231
I didn't say I wanted it to be, just that it seemed likely. Jesus Christ, I thought you people were supposed to be tolerant.

>> No.10662310

>>10662290
we're getting kind of sick of all the transgender

>> No.10662341

Mind Flayer Disguise Anon here. If the Octopus is female and the character is male... then it's transgender. Crossdressing Mind Flayer, YEAH!

>> No.10662347

Why not just keep your identities and kill anyone who questions you. When people realize that you're not to be fucked with, and you ASK to be allies with them, they'll bugger off.

>> No.10662407

>>10662341

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert... with illithids

>> No.10662447

Hobgoblins. Dress up as hobgoblins

>> No.10662816

Well someone has to say it. Union rules you know.

"Turn yourselves into hookers"

There, now that's over with

>> No.10662828

>>10662816
Catgirls. Hide in plain sight.

>> No.10662839

Clowns.

They are the most evil thing I can think of right now.

>> No.10662845

BREWERS< the medieval germans will never harm brewers.

>> No.10662846

>>10662839
Clown Mind Flayers?

>> No.10662852

>>10662846

Clown catgirl hookers.

>> No.10663003

>>10662828

This is now your party.

WAT DO

>> No.10663016

>>10663003
Lesbian sex her. Then make her wear a collar saying she's MINE!

>> No.10663056

>>10663016

That is you, nitwit.

>> No.10663071

>party is deep in enemy territory
>on the run, no allies
This is bad news? This sounds like an awesome setup for an adventure. You could be like Robin Hood's merry men, or the Three Musketeers.

>> No.10663093

You want to be hired as an advance scouting party.

>> No.10663100

>>10663003
I never thought i'd be able to post this on /tg/.

>> No.10663127

>>10662852
Clown catgirl illithid hookers.

>> No.10663162

You should try to find out about plans for invasions this country harbours, then attempt to saboutage or just escape and warn people. Just to raise the stakes and the fervence of the hunt.

>> No.10663237

>>10663100

Oh fuck you Anon

>> No.10663256

>>10663237
Why the hate? It's what i'd do if I was a Mithra.

That or KILL ALL CRABS!

>> No.10663275

>>10663100

>> No.10663366

>>10663256

Dats wacist

>> No.10663743

>>10662195
Pic is of Felix Jaeger.

Gotrek & Felix is one of the best fantasy series ever written, if you don't mind a little gore and the complete lack of a 'romantic element'..

>> No.10664242

>>10663743

FUCK YEAH MY TRAVELS WITH GOTREK

>> No.10664272

>>10663743

...Except Ulrika. And Kirsten. And all the other girls that Felix goes on about.

>> No.10664316

human female swashbuckler

>> No.10664358

>>10664316
BRILLIANT!

>> No.10665089

>>10664272

Except is Warhammz, so all the wimmenz are homely as fuck. Not even Ulrika is a hottie

>> No.10665128

Don't go for something too attention grabbing. Just go for generic travellers, wearing normal drab brown clothes and with a healthy coating of dirt on every surface.

>> No.10665205

disguise entire party as batty old women, hit on the people they send out to look for you

>> No.10665551

>>10665205

this sounds like a Monty Python sketch

>> No.10666539

DISGUISE AS YOUNG MAIDENS

adviceslaanesh.jpg

DISOVER A NEW WORLD OF PLEASURE

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