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Eldar.
How do they work?

>> No.10660378

Magic.

>> No.10660402

>>10660378
and shiny crystals.

>> No.10660414

>>10660402
Full of magic.

>> No.10660419

And buildings made of psychic play-dough

>> No.10660420

Judicial pudding use.

>> No.10660426

>>10660414

It's just there in the air.

>> No.10660433

DON'T FORGET THE BONES!

>> No.10660437

Craft worlds. They got too self indulgent, created a chaos god.. Got killed a lot, split up into different groups.. etc.

>> No.10660441

>>10660437
Imma call BS on that one.

>> No.10660447

>>10660369
Beats me.

>> No.10660449

>>10660441
Orly? Prove me wrong

>> No.10660458

>>10660441
Call BS on what?
I was reading through my friends Eldar Codex he left here earlier and everything matches up.
Fucking Eldar blew it for everyone.

>> No.10660464

>>10660458
EXACTLY. Ha =)

>> No.10660465

>>10660449
Do you see any mention of pudding there? No? Then clearly they aren't as described.

>> No.10660476

>>10660402
CRYSTALS ARE INTEGRAL!

>> No.10660512

>>10660369
Fucking miracles

>> No.10660521

>>10660458

>Fucking Eldar blew everyone

fix't

>> No.10660564

>>10660521
Second.

>> No.10660604

Through the power of Chaos. Chaos Eldar.

>> No.10660620

Hair, hair and more hair.

>> No.10660631

>>10660476

>> No.10660665

>>10660369
More importantly, Dark Eldar.
How do THEY work?

>> No.10660673

>>10660665
They're just eldar, but became greedy, basically pirate eldar.

>> No.10660676

>>10660402
>>10660476
We need additional crystals !

>> No.10660682

>>10660665
FUCKING DARK ELDAR, HOW DO THEY WORK?

>> No.10660695

>>10660673
WRONG!
Dark Eldar are what ALL Eldar were like before they birthed Slaneesh. Craftworld Eldar were the hyper conservatives that thought MAYBE a 10,000 year orgy or drugs and violence was a little too far. They only got the giant stick up their ass AFTER the Eye of Terror was formed.

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>> No.10660715

>>10660665

Isn't it a rape based power source?

>> No.10660746

>>10660695
No, you're wrong. They are Chaos Eldar.

>> No.10660748

I heard like... motherfuckers poop crystals, and like, seal their souls in it to prevent this wicked demon, which they like, created by their constant humping right? From claiming their souls. Yeah.

Also they got these weird super powers, like, telekenesis and telepathic... brains. These old guys with beards created them apparantly.

Once every now and then they go fighting these ancient, undead robots. I don't know how it works so don't ask me, but it sounds cool.

Oh yeah, because sex will make their souls be eaten or whatever by the transvestite demon (who is so pleasing to your eyeballs by the way, looking at her magnificent form will make you GO BLIND) of theirs, they avoid makin' babies at all costs, so they're all slowly dying out and like, the men walk around with blue balls the size of PLANETS. They call this condition Crafworld or something.

Anyway, that's all I know about Eldar, peace.

>> No.10660752

>>10660715
>>10660682
>>10660665
RAPE EVERYWHERE!
YOU'RE RAPED!
I'M RAPED!
WE'RE ALL RAPED!

>> No.10660787

Dark Eldar rape, pillage, kill to attempt to have a Dark Eldar who devours enough souls to ascend to godhood so that they can kill Slaanesh.

>> No.10660788

The Dark Eldar power everything with intense masturbation.

Proof:

>> No.10660810

>>10660788

4chan must be to the Dark Eldar what fusion reactors would be to us.

>> No.10660830

>>10660810
It's a conspiracy.

>> No.10660861

>>10660810
>>10660830
>>10660788
They know! Quick, more porn!

>> No.10660900

>> No.10660909

>>10660900
Also the paedophilia!

>> No.10660934

You'd think I'd have gotten tired of reposting this image by now.

But I'm not!

>> No.10661003

>> No.10661050

>>10660909

>> No.10661221

POWER SHOVEL!

>> No.10661375

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>> No.10661546

>> No.10661566

IDRANESLS TITS whats going on in here?

>> No.10661588

According to the new Eldar novel, Eldar joke about sex.

>> No.10661614

>> No.10661631

>>10661588
If you count all the tiny shithole Craftworlds, there are about as many variancies in Craftworld Eldar as there are in the Imperium.

>> No.10661704

Eldar? Work?

Psshhhh

>> No.10661724

>>10661704

>> No.10661792

>>10661631
These were from Alaitoc, one of the big 5.

Not only that, but Alaitoc is the most puritanical and strict of all of them.

>> No.10661813

>>10661704
Why work when you can manipulate the mon' keigh into doing whatever it is you need done for you?

>> No.10661882

>>10661724
DON'T JUDGE ME YOU WHORE!

>> No.10662095

SUPERIOR XENO IS SUPERIOR!

>> No.10662269

>>10662095
By superior, you mean inferior?

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>> No.10662692

>>10660620

>> No.10662698

>>10662692
My god, it's the eighties. The goggles do nothing ;_;

>> No.10662794

>>10662698
Can you feel the power?

>> No.10662807

>>10662794
That one is from like 2001 or something

>> No.10662934

check out that power hair

>> No.10664735

>> No.10664759

>>10662794

I wish there were models which actually looked like that

>> No.10664851

they'z green

they've got choppas that are choppier
they've got sluggas that are shootier

dem aspekt boyz got choppy in one hand n' dakka in the other, but decided dat wazzn't nuff dakka so they put dakka on their face n' deyz use this dakka when they gets choppy.
DA skorpion boss can take a power klaw or an 'uge choppa, or pair of extra choppy choppas.
and since DA scorpion boss is da boss, he's got his dead choppy power klaw, but thought "iz gotta be shootier too", and stuck a bit of dakka on.

and their dakka? It shoots choppy disks!
Dakka while choppy, choppy shooty dakka, comprehending this would make an ork's mind implode. Eldar shootas don't got range like a propa ork shoota though, so that's an arguable deficiency compared to orks.

brutally kunnin, they're real slippery and sneaky like
kunningly brutal, they do this all in dead 'ard 'eavy armor.

sneakin in 'eavy armor. everybody else is like "we'z gotta strip down to be slippery like". Beakies do this, umies do this, even orkses do this, but Eldar's all like " You'z all stupid, dats why youz monkeys. Iz putting on 'eavier armor, iz gonna stomp through the jungle all sneaky like and chainsaw you stealthy like cuz Eldar's da best like dat. And if youz looks at me funny, dakka comes outta my face"

>> No.10664892

Eldars is never beaten in battle.
if we win we win,
if we die we die so it don't count as beat.
if we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always come back for anuvver go, see!

>> No.10665015

the craftworlds now take it as their personal responsibility to defeat Chaos though, and all of its citizens are a part of that destiny.

Then a bunch go "man fuck you pops, I'm gonna be a space pirae"

>> No.10665117

I AM ASURMEN

THE END HAS COME

>> No.10666473

More Eldars.

>> No.10666488

>>10666473
Plural of Eldar is Eldar.

>> No.10666567

Think of the 80s, where everyone had big hair. That's how Eldar work, the biggest hair wins.

>> No.10666595

>>10661614

*click*

>> No.10666871

>>10666567
So it's like Orks, except instead of whoever's biggest is boss, whoever has the biggest hair is boss?

>> No.10667116

>>10666871
Basically.

This guy is king.

>> No.10667889

>> No.10667927

>>10667116
Not only hair matter, raw Fabulousness also count.

>> No.10667977

With extreme focus, and lack of any fun, and inevitable failure.

Least the Dark Eldar realize there's no going back and are living it up.

>> No.10668205

>> No.10668572

>>10667116
LIONWHITE!!

>> No.10668642

>>10667116
I'm okay with this.

>> No.10668760

>>10662095
>tau
>superior

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