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You can join one of the Warhammer 40k races, any rank, sect, chapter, troupe, etc...

Training is not excluded, nor is bio-engineering, etc...

What'll it be, /tg/?

and why?

>> No.10644288

Tau.
Fuck yeah, being the only sane side in the entire universe!

>> No.10644306

ORKS.BECAUSE FUCK YEAH.

>> No.10644317

Dark Eldar. Warrior or minor Dracon.

>> No.10644320

tau

I want to live in mass effect

>> No.10644331

I sign up with the High Lords of Terra.

>> No.10644337

>>10644288
>Implying being a rigid caste system led by brainwashing pheromone releasing Ethereals is sane.

No.

That being said, likely one of the more liberal Space Marine chapters, or Stormtroopers, maybe.

>> No.10644341

Demon of Nurgle.

1. I get to live forever.

2. Someone will love me. ;_;

>> No.10644344

Eldar Guardian.

I want to be a Space Elf Baker that mans a floating gun plataform.

>> No.10644348

Relaxing on an eldar craftworld for a few millenia sounds kind of nice.

>> No.10644358

ORKS

I wanna get stuck in wit da boyz.

>> No.10644374

Inquisition: Adeptus Arbites. Investigator.

Crime Drama in the 41st millenium.

Fuck Yeah!

>> No.10644388

TYRANIDS NEVER HAVE TO THINK FOR MYSELF AGAIN YEA!!!!

>> No.10644390

Nids.
OH GOD THEY'RE STILL EATING ME!
NO REALLY I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

>> No.10644393

>>10644341

There there, come to grandpa Nurgle for a hug...
there now, feel better?
GOOD, GO SPREAD PESTILENCE...

>> No.10644397

Space Wolves. Let's face facts, out of the entire galaxy, only them and the Orks are enjoying themselves.

>> No.10644401

Harlequins.

My name is the reason. (Clegorach is The Laughing God's name)

>> No.10644404

>>10644337
>implying they're not more sane than "DURHUR KILL TEH ALIENS FOR OFFENDING US WITH THEIR EXISTENCE" or "KILL RAPE BURN MUTATE INFECT"

>> No.10644406

Armageddon Steel Legion. FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.10644408
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10644408

Hell yea Inquisition!!

>> No.10644421

Eldar, because you apparently get a puppy!

>> No.10644427

>>10644401
I thought it was CEOgorach?

>> No.10644436

Imperial Guard basic grunt from a generic hive world somewhere on the outter limits of the Imperium.

FUCK YEAH!

>> No.10644440

>>10644401

I thought Cegorach was his name, not Clegorach.

>> No.10644443

>>10644276
Inquisition.
Adepta Sororitas. I just like them, a combination of speed and hitting like a truck that Space Marines don't have.

>> No.10644445

tau

>> No.10644449

>>10644427
>>10644401

Actually, it's Cegorach.

>> No.10644452

Necrons. I want to be unloved, boring, intrusive and forgotten by history.

>> No.10644463

Tau

Battlesuit operator. :3

>> No.10644470
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10644470

Adeptus Mechanicus!

Praise the Omnissiah!!!

>> No.10644490

maybe a Necron tomb lord...

>> No.10644492
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10644492

A minor Tau Ethereal, that's my pick. Not as much responsibility as a more important leader, but still enough to be able to gloat and run my own little empire. I would have said a High Lord of Terra, but that's waaaaay too much pressure.

>> No.10644494

CHAOS

Slaneesh........gief

>> No.10644509

Chaos Berserker, because when life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>> No.10644520

Either SPESS WOLVES or Imperial Commissariat.

ONWARD YOU DOGS, TO VICTORY.

>> No.10644521

>>10644276
Chaos, Slaanesh.

I get to decorate my armor with foreskins and wear a necklace made out of lesbian clitorises.
Also: training with equally attractive and muscular men.

>> No.10644528

>>10644388
Necrons are better. I never have to bother with thinking AND I get to live forever.

>> No.10644529

Necron. Because the ability to rip a SPEES MUHRIIN to shreds while his BALLTHL BROTHAS are trying to save him, is just that appealing.

>> No.10644553

BECOME TYRANID
adviceripper.jpeg
BECOME SORT-OF IMMORTAL

>> No.10644571

Orks sound really fun, until you die / are killed...

>> No.10644573

Dark Eldar

Pure ecstasy and without all the silly Slaanesh nonsense.

>> No.10644585

>>10644553
>BECOME TYRANID
>adviceripper.jpeg
>GET DECONSTRUCTED AFTER A HOUR

>> No.10644595

>>10644573

dat thirst, man...
dat thirst...

>> No.10644604

>>10644276
Tau with one of the nicer personal battlesuits.

>> No.10644605
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10644605

Imperial Guard, Death Corps of Krieg

>> No.10644608

Since no one else has said it: I BECOME THE GODS-DAMNED EMPEROR & WAKE THE FUCK UP, TAKE THE LONGEST PISS IN RECORDED HISTORY, & GET TO SETTING SHIT STRAIGHT.

>> No.10644619

>>10644276
I'd probably have to go with one of the more sane Necron Lords, because everything else is going to die or be corrupted in some awful awful way. 40k is not a good place to live in.

Unless I can be a Stormtrooper garrisoned on some garden world far from Ork worlds, the Eye of Terror, and Tyranids so I can live a fairly nice, long, peaceful life.

>> No.10644623

Squa-

>> No.10644631

Eldar Farseer

I'm moving my Craftworld out of the galaxy. Fuck this shit.

>> No.10644632

I forgot I added an L.

Durp.

>> No.10644643

>>10644608
GENIUS

>> No.10644647

>>10644608

>Since no one else has said it: I BECOME THE GODS-DAMNED EMPEROR & WAKE THE FUCK UP, TAKE THE LONGEST PISS IN RECORDED HISTORY, & GET TO SETTING SHIT STRAIGHT...another ten thousand year later when you are finally done pissing.

>> No.10644664

Tau.

Chillin in my Broadside.

Not moving an Inch.
Frag shit all day.
Feels good man

>> No.10644666

Inquisition.

Inquisitor of Ordo Malleus.

Why? Faced with a daemonic threat, I have authority over everything else in the Imperium, including even the High Lords of Terra.

>> No.10644698

Dark Eldar archon. 'nuff said

>> No.10644707

Space Batman

>> No.10644710

Servitor

>> No.10644724

eldar pathfinder, on some distant planet no one has ever heard of, with no lifeforms more complex than a squirrel.

>> No.10644760

Inquisition.

Inquisitor of Ordo Hereticus

Why? Sometimes the greatest threats lie within.

>> No.10644763

Kroot carnivore. Fuck yeah, chilling and evolving.

>> No.10644769

Eldar Farseer
Because haha time for mindrape
Plus the overall life expectancy second only to the necrons, who don't age

>> No.10644771

>>10644647
>another ten thousand year later when you are finally done pissing
10k years? Nah. Maybe 1k.

I spend approximately 2 minutes a day urinating. That's 438,000,000 seconds across 10k years and that comes out to a total of...13.8 (repeating) years of straight pissing to make up for lost time.

>> No.10644775
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10644775

Space marine battle brother. no fancy titles, no nothing. im just the most awesome rank and file warrior ever. just chilling, gaining ranks through my acomplishments. just plain awesomeness.

>> No.10644781

Imperial guard military advisor. High enough rank to live quite well and stay out of direct line of fire, most of the time. Plus, I can keep my rogueish good looks, as I'll still be human.

>> No.10644783

>>10644470
I never really got Adeptus Mechanicus whats so great about them?

>> No.10644784

>>10644666

not exactly. One of the high lords is the inquisitorial representative. You would have no command of him. Or command of the high custode, also a high lord of Terra.

>> No.10644787

>eldar warp spider
>travel trough the warp
>endless possibilities
>long lifespan
>considerably good weapon and armor
>all the time in the world to find and marry a howling banshee and enjoy an eternity of hot eldar ass

>> No.10644806

Dark Eldar, Mandrake

Running around the streets of Commorragh, sneaking into Wych dressing rooms, snatching babies and small children for breakfast lunch and dinner.

>> No.10644808

No mention of the Illuminati?
...
...
excellent...

>> No.10644812
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10644812

Imperial Naval Captain
Fuck your shit, I've got cyclonic torpedoes.

>> No.10644818

Inquisitor.

I proceed to pimp.

>> No.10644826
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>>10644393
for some unholy reason i read your comment in Guru's voice.

Tau Earth Caste Engineer for me, I get to be a member of the only group in the galaxy designing new tech and actually know how it works. Honestly anything anywhere near a battlefield in 40k would give the average fa/tg/uy about a 24 hour lifespan, even with training and other shit. I mean its an entire universe founded on rotten luck, you would be all 'SPACE MARINES FUK YEA!' and get lost in a warp storm before you ever get to frag anything.

>> No.10644832

>>10644812
And you're not allowed to use them unless the Inquisition gives you the permission to do so.

>> No.10644834

I want to BECOME MALAL

>> No.10644846

Battle Brother of the Salamanders. I get to be one of the manliest mofos in the galaxy, playin with fire, forgeing hammers, protecting the inocent. And when I'm not busy doing that shit I get to chill with my family.

>> No.10644864

>>10644763
Untill you eat something stupid like a cockroach or a retarded guardsman. Then you're fucked for life!

>> No.10644866

>>10644787
>take off the mask
>it's a male Banshee

>> No.10644870

Custodes. Emps is already functionally dead, so all I have to do is maintain the charade, play OpForce with my buddies, and UTTERLY ERASE ANYTHING FOOLISH ENOUGH TO COME WITHIN SEVERAL MILES OF THE GOLDEN THRONE.

>> No.10644887

Space Marine Sergeant of the Mentor chapter.

"Alright men! Today we will test out an experimental data scrambler, according to predictions it is capable of disrupting any Tau wireless comm line in a 4 mile radius. Expectations are calculated to be massive chaos among their lines, dangerous malfunctions in warmachines, and total failure of drones. Move out, observe, and destroy!"

>> No.10644895
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10644895

I would become a Redemptionist.

>> No.10644925
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10644925

Sanctioned Axemurderer.

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH

BE CLEAVED!

>> No.10644928

>>10644887

>Executed for tech-heresy.

>> No.10644929

>>10644846
>And when I'm not busy doing that shit I get to chill with my family.

More like:

>And when I'm not busy doing that shit I get to stick my giant black cock inside some Imperial booty, because FUCK THE CODEX!

>> No.10644949

>>10644864

That's what the Shaper's for, I trust in his wisdom.

>> No.10644995
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>>10644895
I'm with this man.

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10645003

Imperial Guard, a occupation force.

<--- Me walking in the suburbs in a newly conquered world.

>> No.10645021

>>10644928
HAHAHAH, learn some more about 40k child.

Execution of a Mentor Space Marine means you're wanted by Space Marines, the Ordo Malleus, Ordo Hereticus, Ordo Xenos and the Adeptus Mechanicus.

DO NOT FUCK WITH TOP SECRET IMPERIAL TECHNOLOGICAL RESEARCH

>> No.10645031

Slaaneshi champion.

Then I wont be a virgin anymore :_:

>> No.10645039

>>10644276
Why has someone really badly shooped a capital S onto the word eldar? its not even the same size..

>> No.10645043

>>10644995
oh wow

>> No.10645046

I join Tau.
In related news, the entire Tau population has nearly doubled.

>> No.10645059

Ordo Malleus Inquisitor-General

I want to find and destroy those at would befoul the Imperium.

>> No.10645088

dark eldar jetbike rider. With hell mask. Sweet.

>> No.10645104

>>10645021

>TOP SECRET IMPERIAL TECHNOLOGICAL RESEARCH

"Gentlemen, we've made a breakthrough that will increase our skull-to-armor ratio by nearly 25 percent."

>> No.10645108

>>10644866
Does it matter?

>> No.10645112

>>10645104

I lolled

>> No.10645126

Dark Eldar Archon

>> No.10645141

Orks. It'd be one hell of a good time.

>> No.10645149

Commisar.

Cuz Joygirls dig the uniform.

Also able to tell Generals and almost whoever the warp I want to go fuck themselves and charge that Khorne beserker like a man.

>> No.10645153
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10645153

Gue'vesa

>> No.10645164

>>10644995
Want !

>> No.10645166
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10645166

Necron.. would have to be a lord so that I could still think for myself. Immortal and I'll have access to shit so that I can scheme like a motherfucker. I'll make an effort to liaison with the Tyranids... I only want to collect the souls, bugs can have the rest.

>> No.10645168

Tau Gue'lla general or something

I hate the tau's look and general rectal opening for a nose. But i love their philosophy and general space commie way.

>> No.10645175

I'll be the Outsider, that would be pre ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̔̕̚̕
̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒
̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉

>> No.10645185

>>10645039
It's in French.

>> No.10645188

Planetary Governor of Fedrid. If it's not the absolute easiest, least stressful job in the entirety of the galaxy, it's pretty damn close.

>> No.10645198

Dark Eldar Dracon of Black Heart Kabal

Would specialise in heavy weapons such as Dark Lance and would basically carry around a shit load of guns. Also splinter sniper.

>> No.10645210

>>10645175
Well done good si ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̔̕̚̕
̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍


̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒
̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉orror of the Outsider!

>> No.10645213

>>10645153

>Gue'vesa

You would willingly be a meat shield for an alien race that sees you as inferiour? Tau are assholes, they are just not as upfront as other races are.

>> No.10645229

>>10644995
Where is this from, me wants

>> No.10645248

>>10644288

And utterly brain washed.

I want to be a fucking guardsman. NO ONE ELSE HAS BALLS OF STEEL!

>> No.10645253

>>10645229
Redeemer comics. I have them all, as some anon dumped them just recently.

I could RAR them and upload them, if you want.

>> No.10645262

>>10645248

>Necron

Everything is some sort of alloy... stronger than steel as well.

>> No.10645268

>>10645213
If it means tearing down the Imperium, I'll do what I can for the Greater Good.

>> No.10645272

>>10645253
That qould be fucking awesome.
I love this Zealots and Redeemer stuff

>> No.10645276

I want to be a Mekboy. All the creative and technological powers of the rest of the Universe, half the training!

>> No.10645292
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A human leader of a free world that willingly joins the Tau
Become a minor Tau Ethereal for the planet

>> No.10645293

I'll be a Tau Firewarrior with a Drone.

That would be pretty sweet man... :P

Wait- *BOOOM* HOLY SHIT COMM IS DOWN AND SHIT IS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT WHAT'S GOING ON?

>>10644887
You fucking fuck.

>> No.10645295

Sisters of Battle, as an acolyte who rubs the sisters down with oil prior to every battle.

>> No.10645302

Orkz. If I'm gonna die eventually anyway, I'd rather die enjoying myself while fighting!

>> No.10645303

I've got three choices:

Ork Mekboy: Buildin' stuff an' krumpin' gitz, in no particular order. Chaos Techpriest/Techmarine for a similar reason; when everyone's stuff is falling apart, business will be good.

Inquisitorial Stormtrooper: Protect the Imperium from the scum of the universe. Good pay, better equipment than standard Guardsmen, and I get to rub shoulders with Battle Sisters or Grey Knights.

Space Wolf: It can only end in beers.

>> No.10645318

Black Templar Techmarine. Understand technology, get to crusade to nice places and then blow them up.

>> No.10645360

Deamon prince .. probably nurgle

so I can have my Joyfull ethernal life

>> No.10645379

>>10645293

Our battlefield is a uniform rectangular plain with one mountain, one ruined house and a two-foot-wide river. If you can't figure out what to shoot without a comm, you deserve to die.

>> No.10645390

Dark Angel's Chaplain

Get to do cool stuff like torture heritics, lord over dark secrets and try to fight for the honor of your chapter. Sounds like fun

>> No.10645467

>>10645272
Sorry for the wait. Megaupload was a bitch, so I had to upload it to Rapidshare.

http://rapidshare.com/files/401427129/Redeemer.rar.html

>> No.10645490

>>10645292
I'd like to be an Ork on your planet.

Even if I die, I will know that my spores will be your destruction.

>> No.10645497

>>10644866
As long as the banshee still has a great ass I'm okay with this.

>> No.10645514

>>10645467
Thanks alot, man.

>> No.10645532

>>10645379
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MY HELMET CAM IS SHOWING GREY NOISE AND ALL OUR HEAVY WEAPONS ARE SELFDESTRUCTING

>> No.10645544

DEATH COMPANY SMASH1111

>> No.10645589

IG. I want to be badass and only there it is really possible.

>> No.10645593

>>10645490
My planet is out in the middle of nowhere that why its free and you lot would know where to look!

>> No.10645629

>>10645532

>take off helmet
>vision is even more blurry than the static on the helmet cam
>put helmet back on to avoid getting hit in the head

Yeah tau are pretty fucked if you can mess with their comm, targeting and weapons.

>> No.10645638

no dreadnought love?

>> No.10645664

ULTRAMARINES

>> No.10645689

>>10645638
You want to be half-dead and living in pain for the rest of your life

>> No.10645703

Imma be a squig.

Fuck ya'll, come past my pipe, I dare ya.

>> No.10645707

>>10645629

I think manufacturing new, sophisticated jamming technology might be a bit beyond the reach of people who think their guns are powered by ghosts.

>> No.10645728

Orks or Slaanesh.

SHORT, FUN AND ACTION-PACKED 40K LIFE FTW!

>> No.10645729

>>10645689
BUT TWINS THEY WERE!

>> No.10645736

Either a possessed Imperator, or a possessed warship/battleship.

>> No.10645750

>>10645707
What have the Eldar got to do with it?

>> No.10645767

An Ork Kommando: sneaking up on someone/thing, whispering "Ya stoopid git," in their ear and cutting their throat.

Tankbusta: tank hammer. 'Nuff said.

Or just an IG Stormtrooper. I mean, I'm already that in real life, just need training with the Hellgun.

>> No.10645771

>>10645750
wait when did the last time they fought the tau?

>> No.10645781

either a Tau Etheral, or a Sister of Battle.

>> No.10645830

Slaanesh, because I want to be a futa with hueg tits.

>> No.10645843

Harlequins.

I'd get to be an Eldar that doesn't live in fear of Slaanesh.

>> No.10645870

>>10645707
>doesn't know about the secret research facilities of the Inquisition, Adeptus Mechanicus/Mentors and Iron Hands.

>> No.10645878

WAAAGH!

>> No.10645912

Justicar

>> No.10646080
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Tyranids.
Because brood brothers are all true bro's.

>> No.10646123

Adeptus arbitres Judge
A mixture between Dirty Harry and Judge Dredd
"Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you"

>> No.10646157

>>10645707
But they are actually powered by ghosts.
Welcome to 40k.

>> No.10646271

>>10646123
>what you gunna do?
Pray to the dark Gods, become a deamon, and eat their souls.

>> No.10646502

>>10646271
That's a good idea.
Except the part when your soul gets assraped till the end of the times.

>> No.10646697

>>10645104
Bonehead

I can be a badass Ogryn and a charming and sophisticated chap at the same time.

>> No.10646719

>>10646697
Not really. It just means that you can spell your name and count to four.

>> No.10646754

Storm trooper

If anything bad happens I get my mind scrubbed clean!

and considering what happens in 40k..

>> No.10646862

Quick question from a non-4oK player- what's a Necron? Something like a terminator (which always confuses me when my friend talks about his army of them) but with the... mind or soul of a space marine?

>> No.10646988

>>10646862
Necrons are walking machine skeletons from a ancient civilization, now these skeletons are not to be fucked with the basic weapon is also their anti tank. they are a unageless race that march apon planets and wipe out all know life on it.
Necrons are found on tomb worlds were they wait to be awaken.

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>>10644276

I'd want to be Greater Slaaneshian Daemon, or in great favor of Slaanesh on a small planet, hidden somewhere near Halo Stars.

Peaceful place, no war near, no threats near.
Endless Pussy, Drug, Art, Music, RAVE! Planet dedicated to excessive partying!

>> No.10647028

>>10646862
>>10646862
ancient race that traded mortality for eternal service to star gods of death. they got sweet metal bodies, hyper-advanced weapons and teleportation technology, but most lost any semblance of personality or free will. Only the highest ranking necrons could be said to have a personality, but they are all devoted to killing the fuck out of everything for their masters.

>> No.10647036

>>10644276
Farseer on a jetbike.

>> No.10647043

A rich human living on a nice imperial world without too much inquisition or an ork the size of a planet.

>> No.10647054

>>10647028
that too

>> No.10647086

>>10646862
to add what the others said, yes they are terminator rip-offs, even having a rule tilted "I'll be back" that allows a necron model killed under certain conditions a 50% chance to shrug off a fatal blow.

>> No.10647089

Can't we all just get along?

>> No.10647114

Well I play Sisters of Battle, Orks and Dark Eldar but I am a pretty ordinary dude.

If I can join the Witch Hunters as an Inquisitor or noncombat staff of one then I choose that.

>> No.10647121

Orkz is the only correct response and anyone who said otherwise is a filthy grot.

>> No.10647138

Saim Hann Autarch on a jetbike with a Fusion gun, Laser Lance, Mandiblasters, and a bitch'in rock soundtrack.

>>10645104
By God, they'll be unstoppable!

>> No.10647139

>>10644344

That sounds suspiciously like the Craftworld of Ke'ebler.

>> No.10647163

>>10645021
You're an absolute retard.

>> No.10647185

>>10644358
Do orks actually reincarnate from the spores? Or was that just some random thing I heard?

>> No.10647192

>>10647121

This man and/or ork is correct anyone who says otherwise is a filthy grot.

>> No.10647213

>>10647185
i don't think the Orkz are aware of how they reproduce, they're just like 'more Orkz me kill'

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>>10644276
anyway
i want to be a Grey Knight
so i can crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the prayers of the God Emperor

>> No.10647223

>>10647043
That is too big. You crazy.

>> No.10647239

Radical Lord Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus, of course. There are no other choices.

>> No.10647248

>>10645707
It isn't really new tech just either newly re-discovered or older tech put together.

>> No.10647264

ork - I don't have to worry about anything. I'd just have to stompy and choppy and shooty my way through everything until it happens to me (admittedly, it might happen quickly, but it'd be a super fun ride)

>> No.10647269

Necron Lord.

I can do whatever I want. Live forever. Feel no pain, no remorse, no hate. Teleport wherever the fuck I want. Even if I die in combat I'll get back up. What, you destroyed my body? Well fuck you, I'll come back later once I've slept a bit in my own personaly Dyson Sphere.

Just sweet peace and tranquility.

>> No.10647292

>>10647185
They don't reincarnate, each spore just grows a new ork/grot/squig.

>> No.10647345

Cleric Rogue Trader Inquisitor. I am the Emperor's weapon against Heresy, and I have all the wealth and influence one can hope to have. And who says only Orks enjoy themselves? Burnin' heretics is FUN.

>> No.10647384

I think the problem here is that you're all considering that 40k is a good place to be alive.

So - pick the race that has the most enjoyment and a quick death (also enjoyable) - ork

>> No.10647407

Phallussar section of the Commissariat.

Reasons should be obvious.

>> No.10647433
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10647433

Human.

Some noble living a cushy on a pleasure world far removed from the grimdarkness that is 40k.


And there are no fat people.


That, or I want to be the guy in the pic, he just seems so happy.

>> No.10647480

Eldar Warlock in Iyanden, rollin with ma dead peeps blastin holes in space time at any filthy lower species that steps up to my fabulous glam rock self.

>> No.10647515

>>10647433

Behold my new iPod!

>> No.10647650

either a Shas'O with a bitchin customized crisis battlesuit, or a MOTHERFUCKING WARBOSS. Just because most warbosses are derps who die if they lose a battle, I could be one of the few that knows that IF YOUS WANTS TO KEEP FOIGHTAN, YOU GOTSA STAY ALIVE YOU GITZ.

>> No.10648013

>>10647185

This man is also correct and anyone who disagrees with him is even more of a grot than people who disagreed with the previous guy.

>> No.10648071

>>10647515
Fuck, I lolled.

>> No.10648082

Necron Lord.
C'mon guys, completely immortal, somewhat insane...Carry the staff of light around, cleavin' shit in half. Shit's great.

>> No.10648099

>>10648082
No sex.

>> No.10648910

>>10648013

The correctness of the previous two men has coalesced into this individual to create a degree of correctness that could only ever be contradicted by the filthiest of disgusting grots. Also fags.

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