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She is your magical girlfriend, and she isn't too happy about that fate. You are a pussy.

>> No.10582390

I take her in a manly fashion.

>> No.10582414
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10582414

Did someone say exterminatus?

>> No.10582636

>>10582414

NOOO NOT THE MUSCLEGIRL!

>> No.10583380

Is it still a magical girlfriend if she doesn't like you much and comes with flaws?

>> No.10583415

I punch Khornhearst in the snout to establish superiority.
Problem solved

>> No.10583431

Female armor gets -4 AC

>> No.10583449

Doesen't like me, but is still my gf?

>> No.10583464
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10583464

She...

Considering I have exposed bone in my mouth and I taste blood 24/7, she'll enjoy kissing me at least.

Well, maybe...

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10583471

You know you'd hit it.

>> No.10583481
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10583481

>>10583464

> Considering I have exposed bone in my mouth and I taste blood 24/7

>> No.10583485

>>10583449
What anon said. I'm sure something can be worked out if she wasn't willing to just crush my skull in. :D

>> No.10583496
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10583496

>>10583415
That you, Ace Dick? Aren't you already married to that hooker goddess?

>> No.10583542
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10583542

>>10583496
Are you trying to tell Ace Dick how many ladies he can have?
That sounds like you're asking for a face punching

>> No.10583554

>>10583542
I know your weaknesses, AD. You don't have the imagination to go into a super form like that.

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10583608

>>10583554
Yeah well screw you too
I'm still the strongest man on Earth, you dick.

>> No.10583635

Y'know, it makes me wonder why there's been nudes of this chick, but no actual porn.

>> No.10583686
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10583686

>>10583608
I see. You cannot be defeated in a straight-on fight, so I shall assault your mind.

Commissar Beavis! I summon you! Go forth and destroy!

>> No.10583760

>>10583635
Too tight to penetrate, by the time you have loosened her up with foreplay, she is done.

>> No.10583778
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10583778

>>10583760
Same story with this chick.

>> No.10583804

>>10583760

Maybe by the time YOU loosen her up enough to fit.
Me, I'm guaranteed to have enough space.

>> No.10583812

>>10583804
Needledick.

>> No.10583837

>>10583812

That was the joke, yes.

>> No.10583840

>>10583760
A good lover would let you finish too...

>> No.10583896
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10583896

I am from Idaho.

I stare the bitch down.

Then I rape her.

Then I go eat some potatoes, because, goddammit, I'm from Idaho, and there are none manlier than I.

>> No.10583924
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10583924

I prefer Loli Khornette.

>> No.10583927

>>10583840
And, pray tell, does anything about her strike you as a good lover?

>> No.10583969
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10583969

>>10583927
Oh, I dunno. She seems quite cute and un-psychopathic at times.

>> No.10583985

>>10583927
IT'S ABOUT A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP SHITHEAD

>> No.10583994
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10583994

>>10583635
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP FUCKING UNTIL I DAMN WELL SAY SO

>> No.10584031

>>10582382
>>10583927
>>10583969
She's a nice kid.

Her boyfriend died a month ago jerks

>> No.10584037

>>10583994
What the fuck is up with her arm. Limbs don't bend that way.

>> No.10584042

>>10584031
Did her boyfriend die because she accidentally beat him to death during coitus?

>> No.10584055
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10584055

>>10583415
>establish dominance

>> No.10584057
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10584057

She is your magical girlfriend, and she isn't too happy about that fate. You are a pussy.

>> No.10584060

>>10584042
>>10584031

He was executed by the Inquisition.

>> No.10584068

>>10584042
No, he was taken away and executed by the Inquisition for unholy communion with a Daemon.

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10584114

Xenophobic imperium Hahaha

>> No.10584126

>>10583840
Sometimes they get sore or what ever and I assume like all /tg/ creations she is a razor mouth so a blow jobs out, and do you want a pair of hands that can crush golf balls near you testicles?

>> No.10584166
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10584166

>>10584126
>a razor mouth so a blow jobs out
Excuse me sir I have scientific proof that you are wrong

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10584171

>>10584126
>Razormouth
Yup. See picture.
>a blow jobs out,
Only if you're a pussy.
>and do you want a pair of hands that can crush golf balls near you testicles?
A Space Marine with a Powerfist can pluck a flower without destroying it (assuming the energy field is deactivated). Sheer physical strength doesn't always come partnered with clumsiness.

>> No.10584177

>>10584114
No drawing?

>> No.10584194

>>10584177
I asked earlier, he said that he was knackered after two hueg shifts at work.

>> No.10584208
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10584208

>>10584126
>razor mouth so a blow jobs out
You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

>> No.10584210

>>10584114
stop that silly zoanthrope or i'll climb into your cloaca and punch your ovaries.

>> No.10584221

>>10584208
Yeah, well, that's Swarmlord. Guy'll sleep with anything with two legs.

Sometimes, I bet he's not even that discriminating.

>> No.10584234

>>10583380
>Is it still a magical girlfriend if she doesn't like you much and comes with flaws?

The fact you have a girlfriend at all is pretty magical by itself

>> No.10584241

>>10584210
Kinky

>> No.10584266
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10584266

>>10584221
Oh yea, totally.

>> No.10584271

>>10584234
how exactly is it a girlfriend if it doesn't like me?

is it -forced- to go out with me and have sex and the like? by magic?

>> No.10584282

>>10584271
Maybe she just comes across as not liking you. Maybe she's Tsundere.

>> No.10584311

>>10584271
She was given to you as some sort of daemonic gift, she is bound to some artifact you found or fate has just predestined it.

>> No.10584314

>>10584282
tsundre things are NOT GIRLFRIENDS until they admit to liking you, at which point I am almost certain they don't count as tsundre. I'm not quite sure though.

>> No.10584346

>>10584314
No, they're still Tsundere. If they admit to liking you, that means they're in dere-dere mode.

>> No.10584381

Maybe she was forced into liking you by her father?
over time though she does begin to like you... altough you are pretty off, Your nicer then most and can look past her exterior.

>> No.10584383

Who the fuck is enslavin my pals?

>> No.10584543

>>10584166
>>10584166
>>10584166

I havent seen much of CCC, tbh

>> No.10584593

>>10584381
I don't imagine she'd so much as even entertain the notion of willingly tolerating my company until I shoot something in the head at point blank and lick the bloodspatter off my lips.

>> No.10584626

>>10583471
Yeah.
With a baseball bat.
And by baseball bat I mean my penis.

>> No.10584724

>>10584593
Or maybe she hates her parents and is dating you in revolt.
either way you have a girlfriend.

>> No.10584725

>>10584381
Why would Khorne do that?

I mean she collects plenty of skulls and honestly, don't tell the bloodletters, I think she's his favorite...

>> No.10584737

>>10584593
>kill at range like a pussy
>savour the kill like a slaaneshfag
I'm sure that would go over well.

>> No.10584790

>>10584737
>kill at range like a pussy
>shoot something in the head at point blank
Well, if she hates reading comprehension too, you've already got more brownie points than me

>> No.10584799
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10584799

I'm not a loser, I am a buffet of DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.

>> No.10584802

>>10583896
this pleases me and displeases me at the same time.

>> No.10584809

>>10584737
'nette


It's on the end of her name for a reason.

>> No.10584815

I'd fuck her anyways.

>> No.10584820

>>10583896

Oh my God I've always wanted to meet someone from Idaho. Want to chat?

>> No.10584828
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>>10584737
>savour the kill like a slaaneshfag

She's half Daemonette, IIRC. The result of this unholy union.

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10584845

>She is your magical girlfriend, and she isn't too happy about that fate. You are a pussy.

That's nice, good thing I wear power armor.
I don't even have to get hard, powerarmor does it for me.

>> No.10584875

>>10584820
No. You have displeased me enough as it is.
The Idaho gods have frowned upon you this day.
I shall now go back to my true persona.

>> No.10584882

>>10584845
Not that you could on your own If you wanted to.

>> No.10584887

Oh hell, not another /tg/ monster-waifu thread. This is just what /tg/ needs...a bunch of neckbeards clamoring over their tsundere, fantasy monster-critters which will always get 200+ replies and image limit.

...do I get to post mine?

>> No.10584894

>>10584875
Nice trolling there.

>> No.10584908

>>10584894
I never troll.

>> No.10584910

>>10584887
/tg/ would be eternally and irrevocably darkened if you didn't

>> No.10584943
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10584943

>>10584910
It's cute because chitin can't show the effect of lots of blood flowing through the capillary blood vessels.

>> No.10584951

>>10584887

Yes.

>> No.10584970

>>10584943
Yea, I imagine Thri-kreen use the position of their antennae to convey emotions.

>> No.10585011

>>10584970
I've always wondered if a more advanced race of arthropod would have some form of "eye cleaner." Dust, dirt, specks of things, etc can get stuck on one of the many lenses of their compact eyes so I've always wondered if a race of arthropod could develop a type of eyelid not for the sake of hydrating eyes but for the sake of keeping them clean. That way they don't have to worry about scratching their eyes accidentally with their own rough, chitinous claws trying to remove some dust stuck to their eyes or something.

That way we can make them even more tsundere.

>> No.10585028

>>10584737

Thats why berzerkers wear boltpistols amirite?

Also, feeling joy will make you a slaneeshi now?

>> No.10585069

>>10585028
Pretty much anything you feel makes you a potential follower of one of the four chaos gods

That's the point

>> No.10585391

>>10585011
they probably just shed the eye scales like a snake

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10585421

bit off topic.

I guess, but I'd totally a turian

>> No.10585472

>>10584828
Why slaanesh when Khorne has a canon consort?

>> No.10585486

>>10585421
Aren't male and female Turians supposed to look exactly the same to humans? I seem to remember Bioware having mentioned that Turian genders look the same as one another, and that you may have met female Turians without realising it already.

>> No.10585505
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10585505

>>10585472
Because Slaanesh is a devious slut like that.

>> No.10585508

>>10585486

If that's true then no wonder they're all dicks.

>> No.10585525

>>10585486

that almost sounds like they are gender neutral in outward appearance.

>> No.10585546

>>10585525
Either that, or Turian women are just pretty damn manly.

>> No.10585550
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10585550

>>10585505

I swear, those two are tsundere for each other or something.

>> No.10585595
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10585595

>>10585546

well, Garrus does state that fem turians are supposedly more flexible, and are shorter visibly.

remember he had reach, she had flexibility.

>> No.10585611

>>10585550
She's like that crazy, manipulative ex who phones him up in the middle of the night wanting sex, and even though Khorne KNOWS it's a bad idea, and everyone tells him how she's playing him for a fool, he just can't quit her.

>> No.10585624

>>10585472
Reason A) angry sex is fun sex.
Reason B) the consort is WHFB I think

>> No.10585655

>>10585595
True. I thought he was talking about that one Turian in particular, but you might well be right.

>> No.10585673

>>10585505
...well, at least he's enough of a gentleman to give her a reach-around.

>> No.10585675

...I really shouldn't be surprised that there are at least three pictures of Khorne fucking Slaanesh on the internet.

I'm sure the Slaanesh-on-Khorne version is out there somewhere, too.

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>>10585675
If there is, I've never seen it. Have Emprah-on-Slaanesh instead.

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10585715

>>10585595

I wonder if they'll drop Turian females in Mass Effect 3, and if they'll be romanceble or not, and if they'll have reach...

>> No.10585716
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10585716

>>10585689

well, hes a manwhore, yknow

>> No.10585742

>>10585689
>Nurgle crying in the corner

SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE THE BAD EMPEROR TOUCHED YOU

>> No.10585752
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10585752

This a daemonette thread?

>> No.10585765

>>10585715
I dunno. A female Turian on your crew might be interesting. Maybe she'd be a replacement for Garrus if you get him killed?

>> No.10585771
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10585771

>>10585689

Should I be like "FUCK YEAH EMPRAH!" or like "HERESY!" I'm just not sure...

>> No.10585782

>>10585689
OH GODS

DAD

WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU

>> No.10585801

>>10585782
I WAS YOUNG AND RELATIVELY DRUNK.

IT'S A LONG STORY.

>> No.10585810
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10585810

>>10585801
>implying we don't fucking love long stories.

>> No.10585822

>>10585810
>IMPLYING I LIKE TELLING THEM

>> No.10585825
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10585825

>>10585801
>>10585810
WELL WE SURE AS HELL DON'T LOVE THIS ONE

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

>> No.10585832

I should draw... now...

but I don't feel it

>> No.10585846

>>10585825
...REALLY?

YOU'VE HONESTLY HAD WORSE IN THESE PAST FEW MONTHS. LIKE TAU SPUNK.

>> No.10585848

>>10585832

Even if its Garrus?

>> No.10585860

>>10585846
They, that was hardly my choice. The little shit ran in and hosed me before I could do anything.

>> No.10585866
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10585866

>>10585771
I am going to go with heresy......But if the Emperor had sex with Slaanesh, does that mean I get to take his soul if he dies? I am confused.

>> No.10585879

>>10585846
Khornette is a whore. What's new about this?

>> No.10585880

Wut are you gits talkin about? Whats this about khornwe on Slannesh? Are dos too restlin or somtin?

>> No.10585881
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10585881

>>10585866

Oh h-
>stares
H-hey.

>> No.10585890

>>10582382
So, I don't get HLS?

Sad dyke is sad.

>> No.10585891
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10585891

>>10585879
>whore

I resent that.

>> No.10585897

>>10585866

Also I'm going to say this is all allegorical... Possibly.

>> No.10585902

>>10585891
Then you shouldn't do it.

>> No.10585918

>>10585897
WUT IS DAT YUR TALKIN ABOUT?! MORK WANNA KNOW!!

>> No.10585922
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10585922

>>10585881
Stop it.

>> No.10585927

>>10585891
This will be fun to watch.

GO get 'im kid!

>> No.10585933

>>10585922
You're a Keeper of Secrets. He can no less stop gawping at you than you can stop being sexy.

>>10585902
I don't! Not when I'm in my right mind, at least.

>> No.10585946

>>10585922

>Outside
>Looks arid, desert maybe
>Full body black latex

OH GOD SHE'S GUNNA DIE

>> No.10585948

WAAAAGH!

>> No.10585953

So what's all this I hear about a contest?

>> No.10585957

>>10585946
And it shall be glorious.

>> No.10585958

>>10585848

I've never drawn turian. Gonna try at Khornette on Swarmlord.

I had a pose idea from a Mandingo skit. Ill put the wireframe up in a second

>> No.10585963

>>10585933
He could gawk at you instead, that would be ok.

>> No.10585965
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10585965

>>10585922

*Ahem* Sorry I don't know wha-
W-what came over me.

>> No.10585974

>>10585958
Sounds good but will it be canon?

>> No.10585975

>>10585933
Are you implying you're always not in your right mind? Because you pretty much act like that all the time. I can't recall one thread when you haven't discussed your sexual proclivities recently, save the one you immediately left from hearing of Narl's death. Even the Keeper notes this. She's a master of all things whore-y. You say you liked Narl, but you sure got over him fast.

>> No.10585976

>>10585958

Poor Khornette, poor Moe Tyrant.

>> No.10585981

>>10585953
Miss warp Rules
1. All contestants must use their "true" form. How ever you were spawned that is what you get.
2. All contestants must be female.
3. The contest will be split in to a swimsuit, and talent phase
4. No Greater Daemons, Gods....ect.
5. The judges can not have any prior relations to any of the contestants. Mortal judges only.

>> No.10585994

>>10585958

Good god, Mandingo.

>> No.10585998

>>10585981
Mortal judges? This can only end well...

>> No.10586002

>>10582382

>You are a pussy.

ALLLWAAYYYS WAAANNNA BEE WITH YOU

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10586007

>>10585958


Also This.
THis is why KhornetteXSwarmlord is a better idea.

>> No.10586024
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10586024

>>10585975
As a keeper my job is being a controlling bitch. Whoring is for daemonettes, I am all about power baby.

>> No.10586030

>>10585975
If Narl taught me anything, it's that I should spend less time moping and feeling sorry for myself, and more time enjoying life. He wouldn't want me to sit around crying and grieving for aeons, and it'd be dishonouring his memory if I did. So there.

>> No.10586033

>>10585981
Don't do it this weekend I don't want to miss it.

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10586034

>>10586002

>> No.10586043

>>10586030
You tell 'im kid.

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>>10586002

>> No.10586061

>>10586030
That doesn't mean the best way to honor his memory is to disregard him and immediately throw yourself upon anything phallic.

>> No.10586062

>>10586030
WAAGH!

>> No.10586072

>>10582381
WwW._AnON_+_M_-_M_+_tALK_.SE ob ryxed lk usajgsm hgn ixfq i ve p uw

>> No.10586074

>>10585981

Count me out.

>> No.10586081

>>10586030
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mu8MrCR5pQ&fmt=18

>> No.10586086

>>10585981

I don't mind being a judge if I happen to be there at the time.

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10586089

>>10586061
Kid, I'm as much Daemonette as I am Bloodletter. What the fuck do you expect me to do?

>> No.10586100

>>10586074
Whats the worst that could happen :D

>> No.10586105

>>10586030
>dishonouring

Wait, I thought that was one of the main points of chaos? They do not care at all about honour.

>> No.10586106

>ZZZZZZZZZAP

BITCHES AND WHORES.

WHAT UP.

>> No.10586112

>>10586024

Also can I help it if you've got great taste in wardrobe?

>> No.10586113

>>10586089
Not resent it when someone calls a whore for being a whore?

>> No.10586115

>>10586106

Hey, long time no see, how's it going?

>> No.10586117

>>10586105
No one ever said Khornette was a very GOOD daemon.

>> No.10586119

>>10586106
I'm calling your wife.

>> No.10586120

>>10586106
So I know this guy, who knows this other guy who told me you could set me up...

>> No.10586123

>>10586115

ALEX MY MAN. HAS KHORNETTE JUMPED YOUR BONES.. BONE, YET?

ALL'S COOL HERE BROHEIM, HOW'S SHIT WITH YOU?

>> No.10586124

>>10586106
Apparently the Emperor fucked all four of the Great Gods. Also some guy's ragging on me for trying to get over Narl instead of whining and crying like a disemboweled mortal.

You?

>> No.10586129
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10586129

heres the wireframe

and what I meant by Mandingo, was that black porn actor with a gigantic rod

>> No.10586135

>>10586081
(Sony Music hates americans and Youtube bends over for that kind of trash so you may need another link.)

And it had better not be insulting.

>> No.10586136

>>10586100

If I started making a list right now, I wouldn't be done by the time the God Emperor rises from the Golden Throne.

>> No.10586141

>>10586123
>HAS KHORNETTE JUMPED YOUR BONES.. BONE, YET?

What is this I don't even...

>> No.10586147

>>10586113
I'm not a whore! I'm comfortable in my sexuality! There's a difference, damnit!

Besides, a whore is someone who gets *paid* for sex.

>> No.10586150

Yay the musclegirl was saved

>> No.10586156

>>10586115
(The reason we don't see him Khornette or tzneetchette is because we start too late)
>>10586129
Looking good.

>> No.10586165

>>10586129
Oh. Oh, I *like* where this is going.

>> No.10586166

>>10586147
So you just do it for free? Does that make you a slut?

>> No.10586169

>>10586124

OH YOU KNOW, DRIVING AROUND. I WAS SUMMONED JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO SNORT A MILE LONG LINE OF COCAINE AND ENDED UP LANDING ON TOP OF AN ELDAR JETBIKE.

BITCH DIDN'T SEE THE DOOMRIDER COMING.

>>10586120

SURE, WHADDAYA NEED.

>>10586119

GO FOR IT.

>> No.10586182
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10586182

>> No.10586197

>>10586129

Yeah totally knew what its from.

>> No.10586204

>>10586182
It's funny cause i understand it nao...

>> No.10586205

>>10586166
(Here's the deal kid you want to hold a full conversation you take a name it's more fun for all of us)

>> No.10586216
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10586216

>>10586166
I...

...

Technically, yes. I suppose it does. Go to hell.

>> No.10586219

>>10586169
Hey Doom, hows stuff?

>> No.10586221

>>10586216

HAH, KHORNETTE'S A SLUT.

>> No.10586230

>>10586221
I thought we already knew this?

>> No.10586234

>>10586219

SHIT'S PRETTY GOOD, THANKS. CAN YOU ANNUL THIS MARRIAGE SHIT FOR ME? IT'S GETTING ON MY BALLS NOW.

>> No.10586237

>>10586123
>>10586141

I'm pretty well, I guess, good books, good company, avoiding Varity...

>> No.10586251

>>10586237

YOU JOINING CHAOS AT LAST? MY MAN!

HIGHFIVES, BITCHES AND BOOZE ALL AROUND.

>> No.10586258

>>10586251
Thanks Man!

>> No.10586260

>>10586251

At last, what do you mean by that? I'm still loyal!

>> No.10586262

>>10586205
>implying you're the king of namefags
>implying you're any kind of roleplayer
Learn how to punctuate, use grammar, capitalize, and form complete sentences before you post again, please. It isn't hard. Also, you have no right to order anyone around. Please shut up.

>> No.10586265

>>10586251
Sadly not.

>> No.10586268

>>10586221
No more than you are! Why do you get praised for it and I get insulted? It's not fair!

>>10586219
>>10586234
Yea, Ali, you should have seen the argument they had. Made Skarbrand look positively calm by comparison.

>> No.10586273

>>10586260

UHUH, WE BELIEVE YOU.

>> No.10586277
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10586277

>>10586273

>> No.10586283

>>10586268

A KEY THAT OPENS MANY LOCKS IS A MASTER KEY.

A LOCK THAT'S OPENED BY MANY KEYS IS A SHITTY LOCK.

I HAVE THIRTEEN KEYS.

>> No.10586284

>>10586262
Meh, just providing some information I got last time I anon-posted in a trollplay thread.

>> No.10586290

>>10586283
I thought you said 8?

Or did your wife catch you and find out it worked like a hydra

>> No.10586298

>>10586290

NOPE, THIRTEEN.

>> No.10586307

>>10586237
Yea, what kind of ass would attempt to be there for people who are very upset?

>> No.10586310

>>10586290
Like a hydra?

..

I think your wife may be Alpha Legion.

>> No.10586312

>>10586268
You mean the one where he tired to trick her into thinking he teleported?

>> No.10586314

>>10586307

BITCH IS CRAZY.

>> No.10586322

>>10586260
Like hell you are.

>> No.10586324
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10586324

>>10586234
No can do. If you want to do something you will have to get both Tzeentch and Slaanesh to sign off. Have you thought of going to a marriage councilor?

>> No.10586326

>>10586314
I really hope they don't have any more emperor-piss bullets in that base...

>> No.10586336

drawan paused, eating

>> No.10586339

>>10586322

I am.

>> No.10586342

>>10586324
Don't think that's an option. She was trying to kill him, and not in the fun-and-games way. I've never seen her so angry.

>> No.10586348

>>10586324

WITH THAT FUCKING PSYCHO?

TO HELL WITH THAT.

>> No.10586353

oh hello what's going on in here is Khornette getting naked again

>> No.10586359

>>10586283
A key that can open many locks is dangerous and should be melted down.

>> No.10586370

>>10586342
It could always be worse.

>> No.10586377
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10586377

>>10586353

Hey, how are you today?

And no, just Doomrider trying to get a divorce, accusing me of being a heretic, Khornette debating whether she's a slut or not.

You know, the usual.

>> No.10586380

>>10586342
Guy kinda had it coming....

>> No.10586386

>>10586353
...

IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU PEOPLE? AN OBJECT OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION? SOMETHING TO SIT AROUND AND LOOK PRETTY AND BE MASTURBATED AT?

>> No.10586387
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10586387

>>10586348
This sounds serious.

>>10586324
>_>

>> No.10586396

>>10586386

Nah, you're fun to be around, as well as fun to masturbate to.

>> No.10586397

This thread was fun until the circlejerk

>> No.10586399

>>10586377
When all of your friends are daemons or some variety of warp-tainted monster, it's safe to say you're a heretic.

>> No.10586400

>>10586386
No? If I wanted to see something pretty, I'd look in a mirror
>ohsnap.jpg
>>10586377
Oh, I see

>> No.10586404

>>10586386
Depends on the individual, but that seems a fair assessment of the majority.

>> No.10586411

I have a shipment of dildoes here. Who ordered the dildoes?

>> No.10586413

>>10586386

When did anyone say that?

>> No.10586416

>>10586386
I think nimune was just mentioning she hadn't seen some of these pictures before and wondered if they were new.

>>10586342
Was this the one where he tried to fake-out teleport?

If so then it wasn't all that bad.

>> No.10586417

>>10586399

I have other friends, you know.

>> No.10586421

>>10586386

My howling banshee was plenty good enough to look at. no offense~

>> No.10586423
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10586423

>>10586348
I told you that there was no divorce for daemons when I started. You two can be separated, but nothing short of getting those two gods to agree to do it, will end the marriage. I think you can work things out, you were starting to even like hugs.

>> No.10586424

>>10586411

THE EMPEROR.

>> No.10586434

>>10586424
What is it with that guy? Recently I mean...

>> No.10586443

>>10586434

WEREN'T YOU RETCONNED.

>> No.10586445

>>10586404

According to my information that Warp creature you claim to be worshiping no longer exists.

>> No.10586451

>>10586417
Like who? You pushed Varity away because you're an idiot. Mehlman? Maybe Nameless?

>> No.10586452

>>10586417
Name them.

>> No.10586464
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10586464

>>10586400
Sorry Khornette but that was funny.

>> No.10586467

>>10586451

PSYCHO, MURDERER, DECENT GUY.

IN THAT ORDER.

>>10586423

LIKE HELL, SHE'S FUCKING -NUTS-.

>> No.10586468

>>10586424
Says 'DOOMRIDER' on the packet here, though.

>> No.10586475

>>10586468

IT WAS THE EMPEROR PULLING A PRANK BECAUSE HE'S A FAGGOT AND A BAD DAD. SEND THEM TO HIM.

>> No.10586478
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10586478

>>10586400
>>10586464
Sometimes, I hate you all.

>> No.10586481

>>10586443
Don't say that to loud! They might hear you!

Anyways, I prefer the phrase, "use restricted"

>>10586445
Belief is all that is required. Malal shall rise again, and chaos shall weep.

>> No.10586484

>>10586475

That hurts me where I live...

>> No.10586485

>>10586451
>>10586452

Mehlman, Tom, Russ, Foron, Tran, Coggirl...

>> No.10586488

>>10586400

TOO BAD THE FUCKING MIRROR RECOILED IN HORROR AT THE SIGHT OF YOU.

HAHAHANANANA.

>> No.10586493

>>10586452
>>10586451
Vindy, Maybe some of those guardsmen like Ted, necron lackey (Evil yes, warp tainted, no)

Termie maybe?

I haven't see too many other loyals though.

>> No.10586507
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10586507

>>10586324


well know....this is interesting

>> No.10586509

>>10586488
>>10586400

Why, I think she looks positively stunning.

>> No.10586519

>>10586509

SEE.

THIS IS WHY SHE'S GOING TO BREAK YOUR PELVIS.

>> No.10586521

>>10586478
HEY!

I said funny not accurate!

Though she could look in the mirror to see something pretty her implication that you were not was incorrect.

>> No.10586522

>>10586509
Stop trying to get her back into tent 69.

>> No.10586529
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10586529

>>10586509
...you do?

>> No.10586530

>>10586475
Fuck that. Sign here, you can do it. I'm not going to make another warp jump.

>> No.10586534
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10586534

>>10586467
Well, I would go and talk to her, but she is always in a mood....Well that and I have this nasty little voice in my head that says"you know her true name, make her lick your boot"...Stupid voices.

>> No.10586540
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10586540

>>10586507
>well know

>> No.10586543

>>10586519
Free entertainment?

>> No.10586550
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10586550

>>10586530

LAZY FUCK.

>> No.10586554

>>10586485
Now count the daemons and heretics you talk with regularly.

>> No.10586556
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10586556

of course I think Nimue is quite pretty myself. but that's me~

>> No.10586558

>>10586529
Think he means both of you.

And her more literally because of that malfunctioning power-eye

>> No.10586562

>>10586529
Why don't you hang out with Berserkers or something? You would have a lot more in common.

>> No.10586565

>>10586529

Think he meant the navigator. Not that you're not good looking. Just clarifying.

>> No.10586567

>>10586534
>>10586423
>>10586324
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE

>> No.10586569

>>10586522

You mean the tent we have been sharing for the better part of the week?

>>10586529

You look great too.

>> No.10586570

>>10586565
An easy mistake to make after all.

>> No.10586574

>>10586562
There used to be one that would hang around here, but Terminator would kill him...a lot.

>> No.10586581

>>10586567
(If you mean her avatar pics they are fucking watermarked)

>> No.10586583
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10586583

>>10586567

Shhhhh pipe down.

>> No.10586589

>>10586554

I did not mention all of them...

>> No.10586591

>>10586550
And here.

>> No.10586596
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10586596

>>10586569

So, does 69 actually go on in that tent?

>halfway done eating

>> No.10586597
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10586597

What's going on here? I see a time travelling vindicare, an Keeper, and some Khorne followers talking to each other

>> No.10586602

>>10586574
And sometimes Varity. When she wasn't driving him insane by somehow being able to be stealthy in power armor.

>> No.10586605

>>10586562
You ever talked to a Berserker? You can't get anything out of them beyond ARGHRGHADSHGRA BLOOD AND SKULLS FOR KHORNE. I mean, they're certainly devoted and they've got their uses, but they're not the most talkative of sorts. Or coherent. Hell, just look at Kharn.

>> No.10586609

>>10586597
What does it look like?

>> No.10586621
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10586621

>>10586597

Ongoing investigation. Care for some nachos while we investigate?

>> No.10586623

>>10586596
(When I originally said it I was just making snarky innuendo but I guess it has the number actually on it now, go figure.)

>> No.10586636

>>10586605
Actually Kharn is a pretty fun guy to be araund...

>> No.10586639

>>10586605

I DUNNO, ME AND KHARN TALK ALOT.

MAYBE IT'S JUST THE FACT THAT WE YELL ALOT, MAKES IT EASIER FOR US TO UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER.

>> No.10586646
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10586646

>>10586602
SHE NEVER ACTUALLY KILLED ME...YET.

>>10586605
...

>> No.10586648

>>10586636

Be honest now, how long were you around him before he tried to cut off your head?

>> No.10586654

>>10586621
Did you say Investigate?

Investigating... HERESY???

>> No.10586655
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10586655

>>10586597

It's a whole lot of faggot shit, best move along, fellow Stalker.

>> No.10586656

>>10586597
Heresy, nothing but heresy.

>> No.10586657
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10586657

>>10586621

why thank you...good thing I brought some salsa and dip...Is there anything I should know about this...investigation?

>I'll watch this while waiting on posts for this story I got going

>> No.10586662

>>10586646
But she kicked you ass before. Not to mention she played hide and seek with you in an open shuttle bay for an hour. What is your perception score, like a 3?

>> No.10586666

>>10586648
3 and a half days. But he was drunk...

>> No.10586687
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10586687

>>10586655

Stalker? I am from the Moscow Metro.....this is my car, yes?

>> No.10586690
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10586690

>>10586656
So it was HERESY!

>> No.10586694

>>10586662
EVERY TIME TERMIE RIPS MY HEAD OFF IT GET'S HARDER TO SEE.

>> No.10586695

>>10586656

can I join in on said heresy?

>> No.10586701

OH! That game!>>10586687

>> No.10586708

>>10586695

Never seen a daemon say no.

>> No.10586712
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10586712

>>10586657

Investigating some heretical materials. Not the least of which involves latex and lots of it.

>> No.10586713
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10586713

>>10586690

Carefull, you might have an aneurysm

>> No.10586716

>>10586690
You sound surprised.
However, I am sure we can come to some kind of arrangement, the destruction of the followers of chaos is a goal of my god after all.

>> No.10586729

>>10586589
Alright, fuck this, I'm just gonna say it.

Alex, I heard recently that you've apparently been flirting with me and I've completely missed it. Frankly, I think it's more likely just some mean-spirited joke the other Daemons are playing on me, or an attempt at shoving me into another relationship to help me get over Narl, or something like that. Confirm/deny?

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