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>> No.10568770

I guess I can do this song and dance.

>> No.10568787

Okay. Seriously, what now? Not enough Cultist-chan porn? Is Abbadon attacking again? Did you find my fap folder?

What man/woman? WHAT?!

>> No.10568789
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attention got

>> No.10568815
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Oh come on. I just found time to start wrapping my kid's present.

What do you people want?

>> No.10568821

Don't know what you are talkin boy kiddo.

Any word on what the fuck Greenie meant about winding up dead?

>> No.10568843

Wrap as we go.

>> No.10568857

All I know is that the button has been pressed. I wish to learn why!

That and I'm a little bored and possibly considering getting a WoW time card.

>> No.10568862
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...And risk it being lost or destroyed by you Heretics? No.

>> No.10568866

You've been tired a lot lately, Liar. Are you feeling all right?

>> No.10568874
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Crime rates in Mexico City if I remember correctly

otherwise, Tyrannus can sum it up

>> No.10568882
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>my face

>> No.10568897

woke up from a nap, least I don't have a cluster headache anymore.

exhaustion is due to 12 hour work days, however

>> No.10568922

Sooooooooo...are we destroying the Imperium or not?

>> No.10568970
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>> No.10568999

hey guys whats going on here

>> No.10569010

hey guys whats going on here
btw i fell in love with sculptris
best program evar

>> No.10569021

What? Better the Imperium than the Eldar!


>> No.10569023
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Thought this was your face

>> No.10569029
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Oh hey gu- TED!

>> No.10569042
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I could drink to that... actually

>> No.10569070
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here you go

>> No.10569098
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Don't take this the wrong way Ted but I've been hired to kill you.

>> No.10569139

what if i told you that ted is part of a major event which would violate a rule in the handbook of your car?

>> No.10569159


We may rain hell down on a single inquisitorial garrison.
Not much more>>10568970

>> No.10569171

He was hired in a linear time fashion.

>> No.10569176
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We're friends now!

>> No.10569187
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Then I'd have to tell DOOMRIDER I owe him 2 assassinations...

>> No.10569210
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Well, that's fine. Twenty thrones for ten more minutes so I can wrap and send this package off?

>> No.10569250
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Wh-? Er... This is the first time a mark has tried to bribe me but still allowed me to kill him. Very well then I won't complain.

>> No.10569261

You know, there are a bunch of people here who might be of use...

>> No.10569283

Don't kill him it's his kids birthday.

And besides what would the Officio think of you taking contracts from demos to kill loyalists?

>> No.10569284

...aww nuts

>> No.10569295
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I need to destroy at least three!

>> No.10569301

What do you need?
Forgot my name.

>> No.10569303


>> No.10569312

Well multiple garrisons just on the same planet.

>> No.10569319
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No worries. Here's the thrones. Gotta send the little tyke that amulet from that Eldar Wytch I talked to last month.

He keeps a collection of this stuff in his room. He tries too hard to be like his Mother.

>> No.10569344
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I gotta ask... How is it that I've heard you died at least 3 times already?

>> No.10569355
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Figuratively speaking.

Of use?

>> No.10569364
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I'm really good at dieing.

>> No.10569369

Heh. Ted's a Fact. The universe just brings him back.

>> No.10569374
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im interested... go on...

>> No.10569389
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rolled 7, 3, 4 + 6 = 20


That's Tyraanus you're standing nex-

brb, See me Not

>threshold 14, will roll for number of targets is pass

>> No.10569415

Well, that Keeper of Secrets who keeps showing up (regardless of how hard we try to stop her) has raised the idea of a "Miss Warp" contest. Daemons and Warp Entity contestants only (this apparently includes you, Tarvus). For reasons of fairness she wants only mortals as judges. A bunch of the names here were bandied around.

>> No.10569416
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Coo' man, I can work with that. Smelly Mon'keigh won't know what hit 'em!

>> No.10569429
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>whispers to Ted.

This here is a blank that's loaded with a sedative. Fakes death for about 6 hours. Bullet will only penetrate the skin barely, makes it look like it goes deeper but doesn't.

But not a word to DOOMRIDER or anyone else. I don't want people to know I'm going soft.

Also you may wake up in an alleyway.

>> No.10569450

I can handle the body.

>> No.10569473
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No one ever remembers.

Alright, package is sent. I hope the sisters aren't filling his head with too much nonsense.

>> No.10569484
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>ohwait, no rolls needed. 7 people can be forced to not see me at my will


>> No.10569487
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SHHHHHHH. Keep your voice down.

>> No.10569488

If you have any way of letting daemons manifest that would hep too.

I know you have some warp based weapons so rigging one up to work backwards sounds like it might do the trick.

>> No.10569546
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Alright then. Smile for the birdie...


>> No.10569558

See if you can find Inquisitor Tom. He would love to be a judge.

>> No.10569575
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Uh...dude, I'm an Eldar...

On a side note, would anyone believe I'm drawing these reacttion images as I'm going along?

>> No.10569589

When did this come up?

I think it sounds like a plan.

>> No.10569596
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I believe ya.

>> No.10569606
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Second printing

>> No.10569617

Yeah I know you are an eldar but they have that warp lobbing cannon.

>> No.10569639
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I could, I did that for a while
>pic related, its Karbon before he was put in his soulstone and implanted into the skull of a Zoanthrope

>> No.10569643
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>psyker powers
>psyker powers
>psyker powers
Hnng. Must resist urge to weaken veil. Must resist urge to weaken veil.

I still see you.

>> No.10569651
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>> No.10569661
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I'm back, baby!

>> No.10569691

rolled 80 = 80


Wilpower: 43 +20bonus

>> No.10569695

The idea is still in its infancy. Don't actually KNOW if she'll need judges, but I'm giving you a heads-up in case.

>> No.10569704

rolled 63 = 63


Don't see diddly here.

>> No.10569705


I havent chose for you to not see me.

Right now only Tyrannus is affected, if she's still around

>> No.10569738
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Caw, caw.

>> No.10569741
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My bad. I still don't see diddly. My visor turned off.

>> No.10569752

Ah ha! A possible contestant!

>> No.10569753

too many dicks in here

>> No.10569755


You! Give me back my spring-plumaged body, dammit!

>> No.10569759

Woohoo! I'm a warp entity! If I entere'd, I'd probably lose horribly, but still.

Shouldn't I be screwy if you're around? Y'know, due to Shadow in the Warp?

>> No.10569777


If I project it, possibly

>> No.10569779


You still have your body. It just so happens that I have it, too.
Also, no.
Caw, caw!

>> No.10569790
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I'm all for being a judge if you're in need.
I have a good poker face.

>> No.10569794


Wait, contestant? What? Is there a contest? I love contests!

>> No.10569796 [DELETED] 
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obviously not finished but what do you guys think of it so far

>> No.10569808
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We could solve this via mud wrestling...

>> No.10569813


It will haunt my nightmares for all eternity.

>> No.10569814


Looks like its coming along well.

>> No.10569815

It just prevents manifestation it does not cancel active ones.

>> No.10569818


no drawing today I suck

what's up everyone

>> No.10569824


Something about a contest between Warp fiends or something.


Could Changeling be a contestant? She could cheat.


It's ugly.


Hey, there, mulatto.

>> No.10569831
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last noteworthy Vindicare I heard of completely collapsed at the sight of a certain Eldar farseer

>> No.10569847


Hey. I think you asked me before why I always leave so early- Prior engagements, gotta say. Hopefully not an issue tonight.

>> No.10569848

They can all alter themselves to a degree....

>> No.10569851
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>> No.10569856

Sculptris right? looks like it could be fun to dick around in

>> No.10569859

"Miss Warp"? Let's see how much I remember...
Daemons and Warp Entities only
Mortal judges only
Swimsuit and Talent divisions.
Couple of other rules I don't recall right now.

Miss Khornette was bemoaning the fact that her talents didn't seem very interesting, until someone pointed out the idea of her hammering out a hot metal bikini whilst clad only in an apron might garner some attention.

>> No.10569862

The ceiling, mostly.

You should totally enter.

>> No.10569870

i figured you would say as much..

>> No.10569879


>> No.10569887
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Headache, so no real drawan here either

>> No.10569894


>Something about a contest between Warp fiends or something.
I AM a Warp fiend. What will I win?

>She could cheat.
I'm insulted. And slightly concerned that you know me so well.


... Do I have to be in my true form?

>> No.10569913


So help me, if you enter a swimsuit contest in my form I will make sure you end up eating your warp energy through a tube.

>> No.10569915


Oh; hopefully indeed.


Not like Changeling can, though.




>I'm insulted. And slightly concerned that you know me so well.

Of course I endeavored to know you better; makes it easier to spot you.

>...Do I have to be in my true form?

There's something I've never seen.

>> No.10569920
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Yeah, shes from my craftworld~

I used to sneak peeks at her from a distance, she is stacked.

>> No.10569936

Have to check with the Keeper for rules I've forgotten.

But hey, you could take Bubbles along to Freidrich's of Holy Wood and model some swimsuits for him.

>> No.10569960
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One of them malicious Eldar who pick up under-age Tau boys?


>> No.10569972
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Tadleer is not my concern. You're thinking of another Vindicare. AND NO ITS NOT IN THE CODEX

>> No.10569986

that contest doesn't seem like there'd be many entrants, we've only got what, Alisasia, Khornette, Tzeentchnette, Changling, and... .. ... doomrider?

>> No.10569995
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Indeed she was. My point is she would never have slept with a Mon'Keigh.

Those stories are Imperium lies.

>> No.10570002
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I'm surprised you haven't been eaten by the warp yet.

>swiimsuit and talent divisions
But I don't HAVE any talents. I can fix stuff, and shoot stuff, but that's about it.

I don't believe we've met. Tarvus, ex-Techmarine at your service.

>> No.10570024


What if I enter in your form, but with breasts?


>makes it easier to spot you.
Clever boy.

>There's something I've never seen.
Only Tzeentch has seen it. I imagine it's suitably horrifying.


Or I could just do what I always do and be both clothing and body.

>> No.10570037


That's.. You, Tarvus? I don't know if I'd call this an improvement or not.

>> No.10570052
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I'd sleep with a mon'keigh

I'm, pretty shure She would too, she was a bit more sympathetic to them than I was anyway.

before I changed to this form I was an insufferable dick... thinking back...

>> No.10570066

>implying you're not still a dick

>> No.10570072

Hello Miss Nimue. Miss Alistasia is Organiser, so can't compete. Possibilities are Miss Khornette, Miss Tzeentchnette, Changeling, Carnalrip, Tarvus, maybe some daemonettes, no idea who else.

>> No.10570078
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You should enter as that sexy bulkhead you were a couple of days ago.

>my face
Yeah, kind of didn't have a choice. Upside, I definitely know who will shoot me on sight now!

>> No.10570080

... carnalrip?

>> No.10570091


'Least you can have a drink with us now.

>> No.10570105


Why would the Imperium say that? They hate xenos in any shape or form; sleeping with one is one of the worst things you can do.


>Clever boy.

Thank you.

>Only Tzeentch has seen it. I imagine it's suitably horrifying.


Yes, so do I.


He got hit by an ugly ray.

>> No.10570121

That's another upside.


>implying if you didn't get your pervious form back you wouldn't still be a dick

>> No.10570124


>trust me, I was much, much worse

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>> No.10570133


I knew that, but what turned him into a daemon?

..Kidding, kidding.

>> No.10570143

oh well. i guess it's just as well I can't compete, i'd probably give the daemonettes a run for their money

>> No.10570153

Not sure either. May have once been an Imperial Nurse, or something like.

In other news, I think your self-confidence has improved. For a moment there you were positively SASSY.

>> No.10570157
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Its good fun, though not as good as a howling banshee...
or Harlequin, for that matter

>> No.10570163
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Because we have big guns and we know how to use em? Am I right imperial folk?

But in all seriousness abhor the witch.

>> No.10570196
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Eldar having sex for fun, cool story, xeno-ham.

>> No.10570225
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You obviously haven't met our more, decadent brethren have you?

I was a ranger, that should speak volumes of me.

>> No.10570266
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We just can't enjoy it TOO much.
You made it with a Harlequin?
As far as I can remember, Mon'Keigh don't even know how their guns work.

>> No.10570269

Karbon. Do you mind putting up a Shadow in the Warp? I want to know what will happen in case of an emergency or something.

>i'd probably give the daemonettes a run for their money
Once you've seen one daemonette, you've seen them all. Not many of them have any creativity.

>> No.10570292


Load point and shoot. So simple even an Eldar could use it.

>> No.10570300

ill talk to you all later, im having to much fun to both talk in thread and work in sculptris, plus its not like i contribute much anyways

>> No.10570306

Harlequins have feelings too!

Daemonettes are very much a one-trick pony, and it's all the same trick. Miss Nimue could walk all over them.

>> No.10570324
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Either that or she could vicegrip so hard I couldn't escape. I did not know a woman could do such things beforehand.


Will do, one second

>> No.10570368

You know they exercise those muscles, don't you? VERY SPECIFICALLY.

It was that ripple and twist thing that always got me.

>> No.10570384
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And you think our wimmenz will be swayed by such crude tactics? No, they require subtlety, forethought and knowing right where to strike.

>> No.10570389
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On that note, I probably know more of the inner workings of your own rifle than you do.

>Shadow in the Warp: threshold 20, Psy rating is 4, so 8 kilometers would be blacked out should this pass

>> No.10570400

I don't know how rifles work at all!

>> No.10570403

Yeah. I hope I don't drop off to that stage. If I do, shoot me please.

Damnit Nameless, I'm a daemonette and I'm not as bad as you.

oh boy oh boy oh boy

>> No.10570412

rolled 6, 7, 3 + 6 = 22


forgot to roll, derp
>20 required to pass, overbleed will do nothing

>> No.10570428


Precision is fine. I specialize in that. But the one thing you lack is endurance and we got that in spades. There's always more Imperial to come.

>> No.10570438
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I'd love to stay but I've got to run. See you guys later.

>> No.10570443
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>Thank you.
I was patronising you.

>Yes, so do I.
You're not supposed to say that.

>> No.10570445

maybe i will doodle something, i can't work on the big thing tonight but i could do something quicklike

but -what-

>> No.10570462
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>> No.10570470
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Awww yes, getting them in the ovaries. Not gonna be an open casket funeral after that...

>> No.10570481
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rolled 3, 4, 3 + 6 = 16


I didn't know that, but damn... that felt awesome...

>Pic Related like effect hits, range 8 kilometers, warp travel is impossible through this bubble.

>> No.10570482

You're not a REAL daemonette.
And I guess you've never been in a situation where all the Harlequins are grateful to you.

>> No.10570492


I don't remember, honestly. It happens a lot around here.


>On that note, I probably know more of the inner workings of your own rifle than you do.

I didn't know you were like that, Liar.


Not very complicated, I know that.


Or saving from certain death.

Or, they could just be tsundere for the human in question, like Tileth.


>I was patronizing you.

Why am I not surprised? I suppose I would do the same thing in your position, though.

>You're not supposed to say that.

Why wouldn't I? Everything else you've described about your earlier life is terrorizing.

>> No.10570494

...Nope, nothing. Didn't think so.
Do a whatsydoodle.

>> No.10570495

Precision is everything. Once you've narrowed down a weakness, it's just a matter of the right action. Endurance is important but even that can be squander with incorrect action.

>> No.10570530


>I suppose I would do the same thing in your position, though.
And that's why I like you, clanky: We're both assholes.

>Everything else you've described about your earlier life is terrorizing.
But all I've really told you specifically of my earlier life is what Tzeentch--oh. Oh, yes. The hypno-dick.

>> No.10570541

a what

>> No.10570547

We could do all the things that the Imperium could...if we had their plot armor.

>> No.10570552

No! Resist, Miss Nimue, resist!

Oh, whatthehell. Draw a Bubbles in a swimsuit.

>> No.10570567

Why is his gun so not sniopa.

>> No.10570573
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>my face

>> No.10570583
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>We could do all the things that the Imperium could
*ahem* only better

>> No.10570586
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I guess, yeah.
...What do you mean, not a 'real' daemonette?

Hey Liar. I can't weaken the veil anymore. I bet you'll be dancing with joy, huh?

>> No.10570590


This! Do this! A bikini!
Make sure he has breasts, too.

>> No.10570615
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The alternative is to draw me in a swimsuit.

>> No.10570630
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Weakening the veil also boosts any power I do a good bit... so its actually bittersweet.

Punching a hole straight through a monolith would be well worth the perils

>> No.10570645


>And that's why I like you,

Really? That's the reason I don't like you.


I do not clank.

>We're both assholes.

Yes, but I shamefully admit you're superior at it.

>Oh, yes. The hypno-dick.

Yes. That.


If the Eldar didn't have plot armor, they'd be dead by now.


>*ahem* only better

And turtles can fly.

>> No.10570662

i could do that...

>> No.10570675
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OH SHIT I'M HERE, ORLOCK THE ETERNAL IS HERE!! fuck guys how late am I?

>> No.10570696

The same can be said for the Imperium.

>> No.10570703


>Yes, but I shamefully admit you're superior at it.
I can practically taste the insincerity.

>I don't like you.
Cute, Luc.

>Yes. That.
Yes, that.

>> No.10570706

You know, one of those neck-to-knee numbers...

...what WERE you thinking, you naughty girl? I guess I should have seen the signs, no real complaints about the "surgical error," that décolletage on permanent display, that IMPOSSIBLE cleavage...

>> No.10570722
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>> No.10570731

no orlok go away! you just call your friends once you're here and invite them yourself! no one wants some fucking grunts running around!

>> No.10570733


>> No.10570744
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>"surgical error," that décolletage on permanent display, that IMPOSSIBLE cleavage...

And let it be said; that it was good.

>> No.10570745
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his arms don't bend that way.

>> No.10570753

Maybe it's cuz I'm half-conscious but I'm not sure I get what you mean

>> No.10570755


Not really. It makes sense for the Imperium to still be standing; it's very large. It's loosing ground, yeah, but eventually it'll become small enough to make it much more powerful.


>I can practically taste the insincerity.

Well, you have at least three things that make me angry. I have none for you.

>Cute, Luc.

You ever going to explain that?

>> No.10570779


>Well, you have at least three things that make me angry.
Would you mind listing them?

>You ever going to explain that?
I told you no and I meant no.

>> No.10570791
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Badly drawn negroid reporting in! Late I might add.

>> No.10570818


>Would you mind listing them?

The clanky thing (though that's more of an annoyance), the gay for Shalere thing, and the Tzeentch thing.

>I told you no and I meant no.

Well, you didn't exactly say no when I first asked you.

>> No.10570842

Maybe you should get some sleep, Miss Nimue.

*sigh* It's always the quiet ones...

Well, I have things to do, so I'm off. Take care, people.

>> No.10570862

I probably should, yeah...

Seeya, Nameless

I still don't get what you mean

>> No.10570866


Later then~

>> No.10570876

Oh, hello! I don't think I know you

>> No.10570878


And you call me disgusting. I fail to see your point.

>gay for Shalere
So you admit it!

What about him? The fact that I slept with him?

>Well, you didn't exactly say no when I first asked you.
Not with that exact word, but all the same...

>> No.10570885

>it's loosing ground

And then /tg/ crowded around her, and cheered late into the night.

>> No.10570901

See you later.

>> No.10570902

I must retreat to the Webway!


>> No.10570947


>And you call me disgusting. I fail to see your point.

Yeah, but calling me clanky implies that I am bad at maintenance. Tzeentchian daemons are supposed to be disgusting.

>So you admit it!

No, I don't! Uh, wait, I mean I'm not.

>What about him? The fact that I slept with him?

Not just that, but partly, yes.

>Not with that exact word, but all the same...

You said in all likelihood. That means there's still a chance.

>> No.10570957

Could someone please explain what Nameless meant I am so confused

>> No.10570967


>> No.10570977

He means you wanted really big boobies.

>> No.10570989


Losing. I never said I was perfect at grammar.

>> No.10570994


>Tzeentchian daemons are supposed to be disgusting.
But I'm not.

>No, I don't! Uh, wait, I mean I'm not.
You're just reinforcing my case.

>Not just that
Again, I'd like a list.

>There's still a chance.
No, there isn't; I've said no twice now.

>> No.10571004

mind if i'ze join in on dis conversashon?

>> No.10571015
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>pic related

>> No.10571029

aaaa stop it

i don't remember

>> No.10571031

You okay there?

>> No.10571033

I *think* he was referring to the enhancements you got.

>> No.10571052


>But I'm not.

You're not *always* disgusting because you can choose your form.

>You're just reinforcing my case.

In any case, I'm glad he left before this. Gay or not, the talk of it would probably scare him off.

>Again, I'd like a list.

You mentioned it earlier this thread; I'm not speaking of it.

>No, there isn't; I've said no twice now.

Why not?

>> No.10571079

Just have sex already, geez.

>> No.10571098
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>myface when implying they could



>> No.10571128 [DELETED] 


He has enough holes.


>Gay or not, the talk of it would probably scare him off.
He's still here.

>You mentioned it earlier this thread; I'm not speaking of it.
... Okay.

>Why not?
Because the fact that I refuse to explain annoys you.

>> No.10571138

oh no, i have become the anime suddenly

>> No.10571152


He hasn't enough holes for me.


>Gay or not, the talk of it would probably scare him off.
He's still here.

>You mentioned it earlier this thread; I'm not speaking of it.
... Okay.

>Why not?
Because the fact that I refuse to explain annoys you.

>> No.10571157

Rubric marine's can't have normal sex. He did however find a way to do it with a wraithguard though.

>> No.10571175
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Ah, found the pic.

>> No.10571181

Eh. You have a point.
..Can't you, y'know, make some?

Oh really? When?

>> No.10571184
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>Rubric Marine on Wraithguard

>> No.10571191


Shut up, Tarvus.


>He has enough holes.

The only holes I have are the ones for what serve as my eyes; I'm pretty sure I can close them.

>He's still here.

He doesn't seem to be.

>Because the fact that I refuse to explain annoys you.

It doesn't annoy me, I'm just curious.


Don't bring that old stuff up, please; I'm trying to distance my way from the old days of Grandpa Dreadnought threads.


Damn you, Anon.

>> No.10571205

Ohohoho. But, I must point out, it doesn't say anything about sex. It only >implies it.

>> No.10571210

gonna try and sleep now as recommended, byeeeeee

>> No.10571213
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< And saved. >


< Thank you. >


>> No.10571216

>Damn you, Anon.

*Insert evil laugh here*

>> No.10571227

You fuck Grandpa yet?

>> No.10571252
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Oh...wow, Even in death, they still fuck?

>> No.10571298


Have you been successful in your endeavors to sleep with the old Dreadnought?


Tileth and the old Dreadnought? Yes, or so Tileth wishes.

>> No.10571312
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>> No.10571317



< I believe you Mon Keigh have a saying about kissing and telling. >


< So hypothetically if anything actually happened I wouldn't mention it. >


< Not that I'm interested in him in any way. >


< At all. >


< In the slightest. >


< The very idea is laughable. >


< Now shut up. >


>> No.10571322

You'd be surprised at the number of things/people who have fucked or we at least try to get fucked.

Rubric with Wraithguard
Grandpa Dreadnought with Tileth
Terminator with Heavy-tan.

Though, that last one ended in pain when we tried to get it to work.

>> No.10571348
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Please stop...I don't want to know anymore

>> No.10571361


As always, Tileth, your unceasing attraction for him is amusing.


>Rubric with Wraithguard
>Terminator with Heavy-tan.

Those never happened, though.

>> No.10571362


Huh, someone's gay for me? I'm really flattered.

>> No.10571363

>Not on list

>> No.10571366
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you need some tutoring on how to be a good Liar

>> No.10571372
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>>< The very idea is laughable. >


>>< Now shut up. >

In that voice.

>> No.10571375

i agree wiff dis guy

>> No.10571386


Heh, Dusty, I gotta say, I'm glad you enjoy my company, but don't worry too much- Noone's drivin' me off. I'm just a little flighty, at times- Lots to do, y'know.

>> No.10571404
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well they can shoot, crush, walk, slash, anihilate,burninate, use psyker powers.. why couldnt they fuck.

>> No.10571407

Hence the "try" part at the beginning.

>> No.10571409

Y'know, I've never seen you lie. Or at least as much as your name would imply

>> No.10571418
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oh god now I hear it too

>> No.10571424


>> No.10571442

He does it when we aren't looking.

It's okay Til. Let it aaal out.

>> No.10571450
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That is because I don't lie unless absolutely necessary.

>> No.10571463


Do not believe her for one second, though; it's just her wishful thinking.

>I'm just a little flighty,


Why must all of the ones I consider friends be punny?


Oh; I didn't see it.

>> No.10571470

He? I'm not really educated about Xenobiology, but I'm pretty sure that Liar has breasts. I'm sure Nids have lady parts too

>> No.10571486


get one of those techpriests....I hear they are good at lying

>> No.10571491


Pretty good, huh? Can you believe I'm just wingin' it?

>> No.10571502
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My soul is that of a male Eldar Ranger.

This body has all the makings of a female, yes... It didn't before Fuuka fucked around with it however.

>> No.10571509

Liar (Karbon) is a male eldar trapped in a Tyranid body. The body is only female because of Fuuka.

>> No.10571521

normal, unless tempered, nids arem ostly unisex, what would be the need of male/female parts in a hive mind where creatures are manifactured.

kill em with fire anyways

>> No.10571546
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Actually they are gender neutral, like my Ravener here

>> No.10571557


>Pretty good, huh?

No, they are terrible.

>Can you believe I'm just wingin' it?


Well, at least you aren't as bad as Gnollbard.

>> No.10571559 [DELETED] 
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im back, so who wants to see me eat another kitten?

>> No.10571587

.... See, thats exactly why I fear and avoid Slaanesh. All kinds of crazy shit happen, and I dont want myself or my pooper involved in any of it.

>> No.10571589


Once again, caught between my love of violence and my love of kittens.

>> No.10571600

not me, tough... how can you eat a kitten, youre a bleedin machine !

>> No.10571626

bleh, I can't sleep, twitchy

>> No.10571632

Huh, I always figured the workers and everything female like bees. I've heard stories of a Hive Swarm Siren. Mind warping stories
Guardsman claim to of been dragged off and they keep mumbling about something called "moe"

>> No.10571651
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rolled 5, 10, 7, 7 + 6 = 35



>Warp lance, Threshold 20, Overbleed boosts penetration I guess (isn't stated)
>roll for damages and accuracy if pass

>> No.10571655
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medium or rare?

>> No.10571656 [DELETED] 
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i dont really "eat" the kitten besides its soul
i use my teeth like the nightbringer uses his scythe...

>> No.10571657


You say the strangest things sometimes.




>> No.10571684
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id have to say, interoggator, that youre better not follow these rumors.

leads to such corrupting heresy only the emperor could cleanse it whitout taint...

i should know... i see it everywhere now... im just wondering how my sanity is maintained.

>> No.10571685

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaagh. I want to weaken the veil so badly.

>> No.10571686
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rolled 3, 6, 7, 5 + 13 = 34


If you value your genes, you do not want to meet them.
>damage roll

>> No.10571710

dont worry tarvus, you shall have your time.. oooh iiiessssss
and it shall be glorious perils.

>> No.10571718

Is that.. an Okuu mecha?


I don't really like Touhou, except for Okuu's character design and theme music, but that's awesome

>> No.10571721

Wait what. You control them!?

Oh Christ. Slaanesh, Tyranids. Seems everything wants to molest us humans.
There has to be some artifact Chasity belt on some forge world laying around...

>> No.10571744

must you shoot me every time... you do know the most you can do is blow open my necrodermis and as a result i fly off to tomb world and get a new one

>> No.10571748
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rolled 35 = 35


>Accuracy roll
>pic related, its the results

On that note, Ill project images for anyone who wants to know more rumors about Siren

>> No.10571761

aye tis an utsuho mecha nitori-tech approved mechas. tough, t's'not like utsuho would NEED one anyways, but hey, overkill is always welcome

>> No.10571774

... What

No. nononono. You do that, people will think perverted thoughts. Then you know who shows up and molest people. And if that happens I'm hiding behind you.

>> No.10571800

not gonna do much good, since he... she... it's a nid, and theyll be aiming to molest humies. ... or eldar, its not that big of a diffrence whitout the armor. as long as we dont have to call in the touhou of battle, om ok wit it.

>> No.10571830
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rolled 42 = 42


I have a Shadow in the Warp up, I'm the only psyker capable of anything right now. Feels good being a 'nid

This si usually what happens to guardsmen.

Aaaand you there, C'tan. might want to have that hole in your chest checked, it looks nasty

>> No.10571856

... Well, I can see why Tom enjoys his job so much.

>> No.10571861
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god zoggin damnit !

get in da drop pods, we's got nids to burninate gals ! ! for the emprah !

>> No.10571871
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why do you always do horrible psychic things near me, Liar? You know what happens

>> No.10571886


Please tell me he's going to be eaten.

>> No.10571897 [DELETED] 
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naaaa im good

>> No.10571903

I never do get to these threads before the 200 post mark

>> No.10571905


If we're lucky.

>> No.10571920

Well, you do make silly faces.


>> No.10571921
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rolled 66 = 66


Your vox doesn't work, either...

it's...pointless... No one can help you...

>rolling Very Hard will save 46 required to pass...

>> No.10571922

>poke, poke.
Are you okay?

>> No.10571930


no I am not D:

>> No.10571946
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i could cut off a animals head if that makes you feel better
how about a dog?

>> No.10571951

rolled 22 = 22

you wont corrupt me with them shiny eyes of your's !

>> No.10571961

you are one bored metal git.

>> No.10571964


Hey, stop it with that innuendo or I'll go naked.
In your body.

>> No.10571978

Wait... What are you doing now. What can you all do!?
Here Nimue, I raided the sickbay for headache stuff on Tom's ship. Got a bag of random medical supplies. And more of that powerful Tranqualizer. Help yourself.

>> No.10571987


I meant it literally! ..And you haven't seen me naked.

>> No.10571994

Oh goody, thank you

Nothing bad can come of this, I swear

>> No.10572003
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Aww. It'll be alright.

Uh, Karbon?

>> No.10572010


Correction: You don't think I've seen you naked.

>> No.10572012

sub note, is under or over required to suceeed, im used to playing DH, usually its under that's needed, dat sucess then )

>> No.10572025


Oh god.

>> No.10572034

how can you tell!!?!?!?

>> No.10572037
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>woo, passed... means im still an individual, will re test every few posts while SinW is up

Whats the matter?


>> No.10572053


Yeah. Working for Slaanesh has some distinct advantages, you know.

>> No.10572064

You need to roll UNDER the score+modifier

>> No.10572068

So you can controls minds, and you command a harem of monster women?
... Suddenly I fear you.

>> No.10572069


She could if she wanted, either by changing into your body and stripping, or just overpowering you, although she might just use her crazy Slaaneshi powers.


...Have you?

Not that I want to know about it, but...

>> No.10572094

I am a psyker, Shadow in the Warp means NOT FUN TIMES, you should know this!

>> No.10572102
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>Oh totally missed that, hivemind incoming

Well I'm su-


>> No.10572107


Man, it's a she now? I figured he- Sh- ..It'd have to see something to take its shape. But, y'know, guess the warp's never the most predictable place.

>> No.10572125


>...Have you?
Yes, I have. I need to know these things so that I can change into him and tease you in more than one way.

>Not that I want to know about it, but...
Riiiight. Gotcha. Impressive in some areas, underwhelming in others. Not altogether bad, but not altogether good.

>> No.10572127

oooo am i gonna see you giving birth to eggs again?!!?!?!?

>> No.10572129

Glowing eyes and stuff, actually. Feelin' okay there?

Ha. Aha. Hey, take of his clothes, Changeling.

>> No.10572133


..Y'know what? I'm just gonna take that as a compliment, to save me the trouble of kicking my own ass.

>> No.10572145

dont want to know, but are curious anyways huh ? guess dat some your curious weesdom seeking soul is still functionnal in that empty shell of yours

so teknikally with what he rolled, message got trough and wit wat i rolled, im still my own git lest i misunderstood ( i play DH so im familliar with it, just wanted to make sure )

>> No.10572148

I shall punch you in the head if you do not stop that immediately.

>> No.10572158

Why are you still up?

You need to learn how to BLEND into the Shadow, work with the ebb and the flow, match its rhythm. Eventually you may even be able to manifest psy despite the Shadow, or even draw upon it.

>> No.10572160


Good to know you wouldn't hit a girl.

>> No.10572173


>Man, it's a she now?

She was always a she.

>I figured he- Sh- ..It'd have to see something to take its shape.

I'm pretty sure she could read your mind, being a daemon; she just could have taken memories outta your head.

>But, y'know, guess the warp's never the most predictable place.



>Yes, I have. I need to know these things so that I can change into him and tease you in more than one way.

Your incessant accusations never cease to get onto my nerves.

>Impressive in some areas, underwhelming in others. Not altogether bad, but not altogether good.

Just like everything else about him, then.

>> No.10572179

err no to alarm ye gits, but dem eyes got reeealy shiny all of a sudden and da nid stopped talking...

might i inquire about the possibily of an expeditious retreat ?

>> No.10572205


Nah, I could just never hit anyone as good-lookin' as me. Ha!

>> No.10572210 [DELETED] 


>Your incessant accusations never cease to get onto my nerves.
... You mean you don't like me?

>Just like everything else about him, then.
Yep. He has got a very nice penis, though, even if it's shaped kinda funny.

>> No.10572211

just stay behind me i can take hit for hit... just when my necrodermis bursts open then run like a drug dealer from the cops

>> No.10572222

... Whats with all these wacky psyker types.

Look at me, I can wave my hand around and do things with my mind! Woosh! Woooosh! Finger waggling!

Bah, my hands are a tool, and I can build with them! And I LIKE it!

>> No.10572223

>I'm pretty sure she could read your mind, being a daemon
Wait, daemons can read minds?

>> No.10572236


>Your incessant accusations never cease to get onto my nerves.
... You mean you don't like me?

>Just like everything else about him, then.
Yep. He has got a very nice penis, though, even if it's shaped kinda funny.


So naturally, someone like me (who has improved on your form in one or two ways) is liable to receive sexual favours from you?

>> No.10572237

im gonna have to take you up on that ... you would have a better chance of .. les dieing with a gauss rifle tough

if only i had taken my meltagun with me...

>> No.10572244


Shit, I gotta stop thinking!

...There we go.

Wait. Dammit!

>> No.10572249
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>Dons rapeface

>is under control of the Hivemind of the nearest fleet

>take three guesses who it is

>> No.10572253

It's not like I had a choice, Interrogator. Then there was the SHEER JOY of being stuck in a Black Ship for years, before being hauled in front of the Emperor and waiting to see if he eats you. Fun times.

>> No.10572259

I tried, but my sleep schedule is completely off now

That and I'm too afraid to sleep with all the craziness happening here

>> No.10572261


>...You mean you don't like me?

You're surprised I hate you? With you accusing me that I'm homosexual and insulting my maintenance skill?

>Yep. He has got a very nice penis, though, even if it's shaped kinda funny.

Shut up. Just... shut up.


If psykers can, daemons should be able to.

>> No.10572277

beh i dont need a gauss rifle there is a reason why i lived through the C'Tan wars without my essence being devoured

>> No.10572291


...Should I be horrified, ashamed, or proud?

>> No.10572299

oh warp gods
To be fair mine was a bit less stringent and possibly deathbringing than Nameless' was, comes with being in this sector; they basically went "Oh hey you've got some potential here let's see if these nightmare tomes make your eyes melt out of your skull and turn you into a daemonhost-- nope? Cool" --- er.. Rather, I was very carefully bred and trained as a Navigator

>> No.10572325

hmh, good grief

oooo zog, dem slit eyes. looking rith at us, dont like the rapeface eithier... mighta need some huge dakka.. emperor help us

>> No.10572336
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Stand back, Ill show you pskyers the way a man deals with problems. Without using his mind!

>> No.10572340


I'm not *that* narcissistic. 'Sides, you can turn into anything, seduce anyone.. Why me? By most standards, I ain't very attractive, what with the beak, and the feathers, and all.

>> No.10572341

*prepares Cronometron and Veil of Darkness*
hold on tight if you wanna live

>> No.10572346

... Oh dear sweet Emperor what did I just do


>> No.10572348


>You're surprised I hate you?
A little.

>With you accusing me that I'm homosexual
Which you are.

>and insulting my maintenance skill?
You clank! That's how metal works! Metal clanks!

>Shut up. Just... shut up.
I'll tell you about it in detail later.


Hm... Well, going by how wonderful the angle of the upper curve is as well as the sheen of the flesh, I'd say mostly proud with undercurrents of the other two. Really, I've seen much worse.

>> No.10572365


What makes you think I was propositioning you?

>> No.10572376
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that was a tad annoying...


Why so afraid, I like it when they can fight back. you needn't worry


Oh, quite feisty this one.... mmm yes...

>> No.10572386
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Not all psykers can. Not many daemons can, proportionally, anyway.

Miss Nimue? You HAVE been trained in Psyniscience, yes? You should still be able to perceive the warp, Shadowed as it is. Try gently feeling around in it, finding the tides, the currents. Let them sway you, without dragging you along.

Tyrannus. How important is that particular zoanthrope to you?

>> No.10572401
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I shall punch you in the head if you don't stop that.
Final warning, right here.

>> No.10572406


>Cannot respond, given his state of mortified silence.

>> No.10572409
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agh and here i though i was going to be able to have some fun...

>> No.10572414


A combination of all three, I think.


>'Sides, you can turn into anything, seduce anyone.. Why me? By most standards, I ain't very attractive, what with the beak, and the feathers, and all.

She was a follower of the god Tzeentch, also known as the bird god. You can see where I'm coming from with that.


>A little.

I don't see why.

>Which you are.

Am not.

>You clank! That's how metal works! Metal clanks!

Metal only clanks when it hits metal. That implies I have let my armor degrade to the point where the parts hit each other hard enough to make that noise.

>I'll tell you about it in detail later.


>> No.10572417

Wait. I have Tranquilizers! Aha!
*Poke* *Poke*
Eat chemical sleep Tyranid!

>> No.10572440

well gaw darnit, at least i have this *whips out his flashlight pistol and a combat knife* at least ill go down swinging ! right behing you metal one.

>> No.10572443


... What? Have I said something wrong?


>Am not.

>Clank, clank
Even normal Space Marines clank when they move, Rubric.

>> No.10572445


I, uh.. Hope this hasn't hurt our friendship, or anything. Y'know, the crippling awkwardness.

>> No.10572458


You know, I hear sex is a great way to dispel all that. Have at him, buddy.

>> No.10572468



Are not.

>Even normal Space Marines clank when they move, Rubric.

Not back in my day, they didn't.


She's always like that, man.


Rubric Marines do not work that way!

>> No.10572472

Metal one? I'm just a Interrogator in Carapace armor.
Keep distracting it. Enough of this stuff is bound to work!

>> No.10572473
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Oh... you're only silencing a node... Right now I'm tracking the location, bit hard considering its using synapse to hinder that...


You're lucky I'm not here in the flesh, actually

>> No.10572475


Oh, no, not at all. Thanks on behalf of everyone for the lovely description.


He is DUST. In METAL. Neither of that's a real appetizin' tactile experience.

>> No.10572499
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rolled 41 = 41

>Punches Liar in the head. Versus 45!

>> No.10572507

Wait... You're the hive mind? The Queen bee of Hive Fleet Siren? Tracking our location?...
*Throws hypo full of Tranquilizer*

>> No.10572508
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rolled 73 = 73


>rolling for will again, not fond of this particular 'nid
>hard test, 56 or below to pass

>> No.10572516
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you going to sit there and talk or will you attack cuz i thought we had a fight on out hands

>> No.10572517

Well, I'll fry him if that's what it takes. That's how we work.
On the other hand, I guess, if you get here, I could unmake you instead.

>> No.10572521

rolled 75 = 75

(was talking to the necron, but meh)

>shootin, 45% skill.

>> No.10572524

Running. Now
... aaaahyes I'll try it.. a little worrying and not something I've tried to deal with before.

>> No.10572542


>Rubric Marines do not work that way!
You have fingers and you have eye sockets. I don't see what's stopping you.

>She's always like that, man.
And damned proud of it!

>Not back in my day, they didn't.
Well they do now.

>Are not.


Oh. Wasn't detailed enough? Yeah, I thought I was kinda vague. Is it too late to rectify that mistake?

>Metal is not pleasing to the touch
... What?

>> No.10572552

Nimue! Get back here and help! Throw mind lightning or something, or I swear Ill find your diary and give it to Tom!

>> No.10572553


Hey, nobody go and die on me. And I don't mean in a metaphorical, sappy way- If you die, do not fall on me. Blood is really hard to wash out of feathers.

>> No.10572558


>No even worse, its Swarmlord, but waiting on a punch in the jaw from a daemonette, he passed :V

>> No.10572582

well zog it, seems im not in form today

>> No.10572583

rolled 7 + 4 = 11

>It hits! Rolling damage.

>> No.10572586


>Oh. Wasn't detailed enough? Yeah, I thought I was kinda vague. Is it too late to rectify that mistake?


And, uh, no, generally.. Metal's nice to touch if you touch it. Not if you.. Aw, hell, why am I even tryin' to justify this?

>> No.10572602


>You have fingers and you have eye sockets. I don't see what's stopping you.

For someone who could change into one at will, you do not understand the male body very well.

>Well they do now.

I'm not a modern Space Marine, though. I still use the same armor from the Heresy, if a bit modified.


Are not.


Since when was metal pleasing to the touch, especially for bare flesh?


>Aw, hell, why am I even tryin' to justify this?

Yeah, don't help her!

>> No.10572610

rolled 79 = 79

but boss, its not a good idea to go melee with THAT, i kinda wanna keep my bitz and pieces

>keeps shootin, 45%

>> No.10572624

rolled 70 = 70


>recoils back, jaw making a rather, nasty noise.
>rolling for toughness T: 25, above = faceplant
>Below = shaken but cool

>> No.10572636

AGH. I can't! Shadow in the Warp!

And don't you even LOOK at my diary or I'll wear your intestines for garters!

>> No.10572642
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hey...... quit shooting... I'm in control... again

>shadow of the warp is also dispelled

>> No.10572648



>Aw, hell, why am I even tryin' to justify this?
Because I wanted you to. Dance, puppet, dance and all that.


>For someone who could change into one at will, you do not understand the male body very well.
I don't understand the female body very well.

>Are not.

>Since when was metal pleasing to the touch, especially for bare flesh?
Since forever.

>I'm not a modern Space Marine, though. I still use the same armor from the Heresy, if a bit modified.
Uh. Uhm. Uhhh.
Look, I'm Shalere with boobs!

>> No.10572661

YES! GO DAEMONE.... Holy Emperor's balls you're one of Slaanesh's lackeys.
Uh. I can throw mind lightning and stuff! Back away!

... That Swarmlord cant locate me, err, us now, right?

>> No.10572665
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Is this the stink of heresy in the morning I'm sniffing right now? 'Cause I love the stink of heresy in the morning.

>> No.10572666


Eugh, mammal milk-sacs. Get those off me.

>> No.10572671

rolled 47 = 47

>Can't be too sure. Takedown, versus 75! SB of four!

>> No.10572673


>I don't understand the female body very well.

I guess that's the problem with being able to change gender at will.


I'm not gay.

>Since forever.

Must be your weird Canada metal, then.

>Uh. Uhm. Uh
>Look, I'm Shalere with boobs!

That appeals to me how?

>> No.10572675

>cease fire

might wanna get all that " if i botch my mageek powers i get controlled by nidz boss " thing... or dont use your powers for nothing absolutely needed

>pocket the tranq as i holdtser my wepon

>> No.10572680

Nice work, Tarvus. I forgot how physically weak zoanthropes were.

I think I might have blown his head clean off....

>> No.10572682


Nosir! Not a lick of heresy around here.. Got my bill of servitude from a genuine In..qui..

..Knew I forgot to ask that Tom guy somethin'.

>> No.10572686
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Well, first things first...

Are you female? then you have every right to worry regarding him...

but he can't tarck me, I have the sha-...

... well damn

>> No.10572698

Hey, problem solved. And isnt your diary that one book with the teeth and the growling?
Aha! Nailio has saved the day by weakening the Xenos so that it may be struck down!
Praise the Emperor! He kept m... us, yes, us, safe!

>> No.10572700


... Yeah, okay. Shalere without boobs.

>Must be your weird Canada metal, then.
You don't even know what Canada is.

>I'm not gay.
You like men.

>> No.10572701

are we going to see a nid invasion...i could go for some massive bug slaying

>> No.10572720

you keep xenos and heretics alive...should you really be praising the emporer?

>> No.10572724
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>> No.10572725

Huh? I know this is rugged armor, but I'm obviously a male.
Besides, Swarmlord implies that a swarm follows. A swarm of She'nids
And that's one line I don't want to hold.

>> No.10572744


>>checks under poncho
... Let me take a look.

>> No.10572749

There is a time for everything, and He keeps me alive until a point in time where I can deliver what they deserve!

Also ha, Tom so lost that bet. I've lasted more then a week. This job is fun

>> No.10572755


Man, does the perversion never end?

...Lemme see too.

>> No.10572761


>...Yeah, okay. Shalere without boobs.

Better than nothing, I guess.

>You don't even know what Canada is.

I know that it's where you live.

>You like men.


(Anyone else read that in Psycho Mantis's voice?)

>> No.10572775

Sorry about punching you in the face, by the way.

>Are you female? then you have every right to worry regarding him...
Wait what? No. Quiet, you. I'm not a rapemonette.

>> No.10572777
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>> No.10572797

I never did anything like that.
Stop that.
...Fine. Don't blame me if you get warplance'd.


>> No.10572804

a bet huh?... i should kill you now and see if i could split the winnings

>> No.10572805

No, it's the one with the giant eye on the cover that watches you.

Er.. I mean.. No, none of those are my diary, stop it

>> No.10572812


I thought you hated 'milk-sacks'. Also, I like how this must look: two identical bird-men inspecting the breasts of an alien.


>Better than nothing, I guess.
Look, I'll give you that description now if you don't stop being like that.


>...Fine. Don't blame me if you get warplance'd.
Pff, whatever.
Honk, honk.

>> No.10572815

>poke, poke
I have an overwhelming urge to inject you with copious amouts of Spook.

>> No.10572836

So, Swarmlords. How do they feel about Melta guns?

>> No.10572837


>> No.10572843


Eh, just curious.

And hell, it's weird to *me*. I mean, I'm beside myself here.

>> No.10572846

yo, touhous of battle, cancel the drop, but prepare all ships, mecs, drads , flamers, cryo guns and all, we might have a hive fleet coming onto us soon, and the gensokyo might be in danger.

>> No.10572869


Hey, it's Bubbles! C'mere, poke Karbon's squishy parts!


That one physically hurt.

>> No.10572873


>Look, I'll give you that description now if you don't stop being like that.


I meant I'd prefer your original form to Shalere's form, especially with breasts, but I knew you'd stay like that if I asked you to change back.


>I mean, I'm beside myself here.

Stop that. I'd hate to have to hurt you, and avian bones are very brittle.

>> No.10572880

Can anyone here tell if Swarmlord is still tracking through Liar's unconscious mind?

>> No.10572890

>stacks over onto his face, conveniently directly into marshmallow hell
>gets up

Tickles, probably.

>> No.10572891


Okay, okay, point taken.

>> No.10572898

Bah, it wont do anything. I stabbed the tyranid like 20 times with this tranq. I think it has to do with their metabolism.

Give it a shot though

>> No.10572907


I don't think I want to.

>> No.10572917

What are you all -doing- stop poking Karbon's unconscious boobs

>> No.10572921

Get some recordings!

>> No.10572930

i hope so i wanna kill some things...well ALOT of things actually i have bunch of flayed ones ready if need be

>> No.10572945


You mean you like my octoboobs? Aww, you're such a charmer.

>> No.10572953


Ugh, the things with the skin? Keep them away. Far away.

>> No.10572955

Recordings of what? What did I miss?

>> No.10572963


Thank you. Avian bones would take a long time to heal, so I'd have to spend a long time helping you because I'm the responsible sort.


No, the one with the robe and the tea.

>> No.10572966
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>to those to botherd the cloak

>> No.10572970


But they're shaped so nicely!


Bubbles, I'm the Changeling. Come here and poke his breasts.

>> No.10572980

why would you want them away, theyd be actually REAL useful againts nids,, theyl try to get the skin for bimass, and get pwnt win-win... i dont see any problem dealin with necrons, as logn as you dont F with them, theyre prety fun to have around.

>> No.10572989

Hmm. I have a idea. Tyranids metabolism pretty much thrives on biomass right? I have some jerky rations here, lets trying feeding him. You have anything?

*Pokes Liar's nose with the jerky*

Wakey Wakey Tyranid...

>> No.10572992


Huh. Are those egg-sacs?

>> No.10573007



>> No.10573011


Oh, robe and tea. Yeah. It's kinda boring. I think I'll just change into you.
>Squeeze, squeeze

>> No.10573023


Aren't they WEIRD? They're, like, soft and hard at the same time.

>> No.10573030
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>smells favorite food, ever


>see this, not happy

Stop that!

>> No.10573032


No, they're normal breasts. I was there when he got them.


Ha! You look nothing like me; the flag on top of my head is visibly much older.

>The rest of you see no difference.

>> No.10573045

i like you kid if you ever want to upgrade to living metal and gauss weapons just ask me, ill even allow you to keep your soul while in the new body
all that with no strings attached

>> No.10573046


Dammit, shifter, give Dusty his form back.

>> No.10573056

Aha! I'm a medic!
Man, This beats being a Guardsman and defending Turnips anyday.
Except the constant threat of being molested. I guess it makes sense Tom goes out and does it to them before they can do it to Humanity.

>> No.10573063

... Shapeshifters confuse me. But Rubric, I honestly can't tell anything apart other than that the Changeling's a lot more -sassy-.

>> No.10573064

What I...but..

I...I guess? I don't know. I'm a little...off today.

I think I'll need to defragment earlier than scheduled.

>> No.10573069

i cant see it, but yeah, id assuem its much younger, since he just transformed, and it might be fleshy, too.... *pokes the changeling flag* and its got fleshy armor too...

>> No.10573080

i dont know if you care or not but i thought ild tell you that your tits are showing

>> No.10573082


>noms jerky

as for the rest of yeh, stop before I really bring on the pain......

>> No.10573094


What are you talking about? Is it not entirely obvious?


I should have known that younger people would not have had the same eye for detail that I would.

Does Changeling have my weapons, though?

>> No.10573096

I...don't...feel so good.


You've got the flag thing all wrong. It has to be pinker.

>> No.10573107


Wait, you're you? I thought.. Which.. Okay, you stand over there, and don't move.

>> No.10573109

LIAR! Damnit, did Swarmlord find out where you are?

>> No.10573113

just wqanna know liar but... how many nids are in that hive fleet that might very well be coming for our asses and our omnom probably pretty darn soon ?

>> No.10573121
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>puts cloack back on properly, pokes YOURS with talon

>> No.10573129

>fleshy armour
oh boy oh boy
>pokes Changeling.

>> No.10573136

I uh...think it shrunk a little.

>> No.10573138


There is not an ounce of pink in my flag, cretin.



>> No.10573139


What? But she's not even trying!


... One more squeeze, then I'll stop.


Pinker, got it.


No. It makes a fun clanking sound.

>> No.10573141


I gotta say, as chest-lumps go, I've seen better.

>> No.10573149

Wait.. .. Squeeze?

>> No.10573158
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almost forgot that the monolith comes with the package

>> No.10573159

HA! I knew it was a good idea to put on my carapace armour under this.

Good question.

>> No.10573172


I do not have fleshy armour.


What is it, little one?

>> No.10573181



>Poke, poke.


>> No.10573182


I see you've made a distinction, then. You have pink in your flag, and you clank. Mystery solved.


Hey, don't copy my gimmick.

>> No.10573185

whatst he catch, excepto for apparently very boring immortality ?

>> No.10573200

I don't feel too good.

You got my hopes up and everything. Now all we can do is draw on her with crayons.

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I think tracking is done... I was working on keeping that shadow up even while possessed... risked part of my soul for it too... sadly when I got pinged... well.


Siren.. it's a rather small fleet, tendril sized in comparison... but they are all... well... different from any 'nids you've met before.

uh... yeah, they still are without number, however...

>> No.10573206

i said no strings attached and immortality isnt always boring but as it stands its just a offer nothing more

>> No.10573211

So. Think that Swarm can find us?
This is very important information that I need to know. I might have to find a good spot to hide on Tom's Blackship

>> No.10573212

I'm a little confused right now as to who's who.

Easy way to find out. According to you, I am the biggest, what?

>> No.10573223

ill consider it, tough my touhous of battle might disagree with my toughts, im still thier commander.

>> No.10573225

Who's for recaf? I'll make it.
So we move, then. Simple. Also, you have something in your giant oversized brain.
>removes tranquiliser needle.

>> No.10573234

Well crap. You sorta being kinda like one of them, what would you advise doing in this situation?

>> No.10573244
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Yeah about them women of yours... Swarmlord's coming for them.

I dunno about you guys, but when that fleet gets close enough, I'm gonna hide somewhere...

Im not too fond of Swarmlord's lance

>> No.10573245

Tarvus? Problem? Do you need a Hammer of Witches?

>> No.10573251

move? ha i rather like the idea of killing a bunch of bugs

>> No.10573268

Welll crap. I'm stuck planetside for the time being.
... You had a hard time telling my gender in my carapace armor, right? Maybe if I put my helmet on and lay down perfectly still....
How do those she'nids locate their prey?

>> No.10573269

wait a emperor-darned minute! did you just say siren ? just like teh siren that that guardsman guy had to "deal" with in the vision you showed us ? oh god, that might get slaneeshi in there..

just to know whats the total package ? regenration, claws, body of necrodermis, monolith, boredom, what exactly ?sell me your produce.

>> No.10573279

What do you mean "might"?

>> No.10573280



>> No.10573282
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well then ill offer them the same deal...they will be female in spirit but not in body...technically
but they have the option of running of course

>> No.10573294

There's Rubric.

>> No.10573302

You're drooling again. It must be the fear.

>> No.10573306
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And they have male variations as well... no gender is safe...


Yes, Siren. Thier hive tends to work with swarmlord, for certain benefits

>pic related

>> No.10573312

Ha, I don't have a psy rating anymore. You can't use that on me~♪
But, ah, no, I don't feel too well. I feel...hollow.

>Yeah about them women of yours... Swarmlord's coming for them
wait no not woohoo what am I thinking.

>> No.10573320

Well I don't even emit pheromones. What danger would I be in?

>> No.10573321

i read ya, but still a battle barge might be a good asset, ill direct em to a nearby system.

still a space danmaku might be one heck of a pain for a hive fleet... think i can outrun that pretty easy in that ship tough, might bail you out, if ya feel like it. how much time do we have left approximatly ?

>> No.10573325

you've seen necron lords right?
basicly one of them unless you possess a big enough spirit to put youself into a necrodermis then you may be a C'Tan god.. however being a C'Tan god means eating souls is a must if you are to survive
as a necron lord you get a nice choice of weapons to choose from

>> No.10573358
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I think the hivemind is getting to you...


They can be here in minutes, maybe hours?

I wouldn't be surprised if they were surrounding us, now... they do move through the warp you know...


>> No.10573365

Well, as a daemonette, I kind of leak a billion diferent kinds.
Which actually would only affect mortal things. As in, non-warpspawn. I think.
...I hope.

>> No.10573370

oh god oh god oh god

>> No.10573376

Nids are pretty mortal.

Err...yeah, what about me? What danger am I in?

>> No.10573381

Good thing I can teleport!
...agh I don't feel too good.

>> No.10573391

Shalere, you still here?


I can get you out of here with my ship, little one.

>> No.10573394

.... They dont happen to get confused do they? Because the last thing I need is some Male siren mistaking me for some young gal.

And damn! I knew I shouldn't of used aftershave today! They'll be over me like orks in a turnip patch

>> No.10573399

look since all of you are whimps ill bring one of my inertialess ships here to pick you all up and drop you off on a safe planet whil i have sum fun playing squish the bugs

>> No.10573412

nice tereey fyin shiny eyes ya got dere ya git.. err *cough* sorry, swallowed orc blood once, fucks with me sometimes. especially when im scared.

-voxing- girls, dump us a drop pod of equipement and get out of here, hive swarm is too big a deal for a single ship, ill keep in touch. try to get backup and warn surrounding worlds. tough we seem to have some... battle hungry allies. we might need some more dakka *cough* firepower

>> No.10573414
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You're metal... most they'll do is eat your remaining flesh...

>> No.10573416


>Seals cockpit, emergency living-quarters exit.

Nothing's getting in here.


Yeah, I am.. Say, you think my species has pheromones? I mean, I can barely smell anything.. Wouldn't be very useful, would they? Get me a xenobiologist!

>> No.10573419

... What. They could be here already?...

Hey... boyo, Hows about keeping a servant of the Imperium from being molested by ladybugs? Nimue can vouch for me!

>> No.10573427

So...they're just going to try to crack my head open to get to my brain?

That's it?

Whew, thank the Omnissiah. Now to hitch a ride out.

>> No.10573434

wait a sec, 3 ships arei n orbit ? hmh, we might have a standing cance of a pickup and retreat... if nid-ette here can hide her signature.

>> No.10573437


You probably do; I mean, humans have them, and they can't smell them. Anyway, I wanted to ask is your ship capable of Warp translation?


You ain't gettin' one from me.

>> No.10573439
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anyone need a pickup?
this ship can travel the whole galexey under a milisecond

>> No.10573440

Yeees, I think evacuation would be a wonderful idea
Wait.. Are you a woman now?

What is with this sector and random massive physical alterations

>> No.10573452


This is a heavy fighter, but it's still a fighter- And I ain't risking it *or* my ass fighting a bunch of amorous bugs. 'Least not for free.

>> No.10573458
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You need your brains...

and they'll simply use thier "hair" to get to it through what's left of your ears...

yeah, thier hair... feeder tendrils

>> No.10573461

Well, it seems I've been rumbled. Oh well.


Quick question, Bubbles: do you need oxygen?

>> No.10573470

>Necron Ship

So Rubric's a dick, so he's out. I could get on the Necron ship and horrid things might happen.

Or I can be eaten by bugs.

Does anyone else have a ship that I could hitch a ride on?

>> No.10573474

No, I'm a man. Its just Hive Fleet Siren has alot of big scary monster women wanting biomass.
Drowning in xenos women is not how I want to die

>> No.10573481

What is so bad about being the center of a pile of tits again?

>> No.10573484

>drop pods hits the ground nearby

so whos up for an emergency GTFO pickup ? we's got our ried here.

>> No.10573489

Yes, but I have several oxygen tanks in me, so I could do without for say...a day or so.


>> No.10573490


Okay, then.


I was just going to ask if you needed something to escape from the system with, as my ship was built to hold an entire gigantic library, so it's pretty big.

>> No.10573493

Oh shit what?
stop making me think thoughts like that
I can't even pick up your synapse anymore
it's just sillyyyyyy

>> No.10573494

I dont trust someone that talks like a orc half the time and uses strange tech. Nor do I trust that kitten eatting robot.

>> No.10573499

i can offer a ship full of touhous, might overload your robotness tough

>> No.10573504

the most they will do is play a game of poker with you while on the ship.. they have great poker faces too

>> No.10573508


Yeah. Warp engine, protective energy sheathe- The block it's in is the one part of my ship I've never been able to crack open. But it works, and it works damn good.

>> No.10573513


that depends on how hungry the owners of said tits are.

being invaded by them and eaten from the inside isnt a good way to go, either. Neithter is having your brains extracted by microtubules.

Im not sure as to how hungry they are... however

>> No.10573523


Well, sort of. So long as you don't mind riding me.
Take that phrase as you will.


Swarmlord has a penis, and the titted ones will eat you before having sex with you.


... Hmm. I suppose I could theoretically change into a very small ship with oxygen molecules, but I'd have to vent used air and--oh, fuck it. We're stowing away on Rubric's ship.

>> No.10573526

I have jerky. Will they not kidnap me if I give them jerky?
See, still got 3 pouches of the stuff left

>> No.10573537

What if you fed them first?

>> No.10573544


Having a Warp drive on a ship that small must make the Gellar field pretty unstable.


I can hear you.

>> No.10573554

theres how i put it, those of us that are most confortable surrounded by humans, even if they are all psykers jump in my ship, otherso n rubric or necrons, then we dock or something on necron's ship and GTFO from there, were gonna get reaped soon, so it would be a ratehr nice plan for now, what you say ?

i speak orc cometime, and that because i swallowed spore and they messed me a little, nothing much more thna some orky talk sometimes. its nothing ot be worried about... i think.

>> No.10573555

Alright, well, when we get underway I'm curling up with a book and sleeping


>> No.10573557
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oh HAHAHAHA i forgot about you...looks like you might just loose that bet

>> No.10573559

Err...I'm not familiar with you.

You follow who now?

>> No.10573565
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either they are really close, or you're not part genestealer anymore...

if its the former, we should be getting the hell away from here.

Even I'm getting overloads here

>> No.10573568

...So, theoretically, if they weren't hungry, they'd leave you alone? Not counting the whole moletstation thing.

>> No.10573573


I don't have a clue how it works. It's been on the ship since day one- When I said I can't crack it open, I mean it. The block of the ship it's in is sealed, doesn't have a diagnostic attached, and the one time I tried to cut through it there was this.. It was kind of a noise, but.. Can you taste a noise? I can't even explain it, but I'm not in a hurry to do it again.

>> No.10573574


>I can hear you.
Oh, okay. We're hitching a ride on Rubric's ship, then.

>> No.10573577

>Even I'm getting overloads here
So I...see....

>> No.10573581

You know what?

I'm perfectly fine with this.

>> No.10573586

currently still the emperor tough ill admit that necron's offer is pleasing to the ear when theres a bleedin hive fleet coming,.

>> No.10573600

rolled 22 = 22

... Know what? I'm mounting a defense. I'm not catching a ride with the Hertiek, Heretics or that robot xenos.

I'm going to defend this place. Like a man. I was a Guardsman, and I'm going to hold the damn line
>Rolling for mounted defense. 2 or under passes

>> No.10573612

rolled 62 = 62

How would I even get overload from a tyranid synapse? I'm a daemon, not a tyranid. That's just silly. I shou-

>> No.10573617


... Okay. Maybe I'll go look for your soul in the Warp if I feel up to it.

>> No.10573626

Hmm. Wish I could of gotten more cardboard boxes, but this looks alright.
Lets see... Frag nades? Check. Meltabomb? Check. Hotshot Lasgun? Ready to go.

The Emperor Protects!

>> No.10573628


Yeah. Messing with things like a Gellar field never does anything good.


Fine, but stay out of the Library, both of you. It's not like I could stop you. Bubbles, probably, but not a daemon.

>> No.10573631

Best of luck to you, I however was never a Guardsman. My place isn't on the battlefield!

>> No.10573640

i like you alot mortal
*tosses gauss rifle*
use it well you earned it
ill be here squishing bugs with you while everyone else runs away
>deeps strikes hundreds of flayed ones in order to prepare for battle

>> No.10573643


Woah, woah, wait. You want a Tzeentchian daemon to stay out of a massive library?
... Really?

>> No.10573656

Agreed. That's like telling this hive fleet that's coming not to eat everything.

>> No.10573668

ok, last call, if someone wants to hop up on the woman-fileld psyker ship even if its to transfer to the rubric marine ship. , its now or never, rubric, hope you dont mind if i follow you on your warp travel ? kinda something that tells me it will be safer following you, maybe that whole knowledge aura.

>> No.10573671

Ill stick with my Techpriest Approved weaponry.

So hey, you psykers, can you tell when they're going to make it?

>> No.10573678




>> No.10573685


Yeah, I know, but I've gotten it just how I like it. You're just going to throw everything everywhere and mess it all up.


I don't think that will work, friend.

>> No.10573687

>woman-fileld psyker ship
Tempted...horribly horribly tempted...

>> No.10573706


No, you're not. Get on Rubric's ship.


I'm very neat and clean, you know. Funny how I'm orderly despite being a daemon of Chaos, isn't it?

>> No.10573717
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>deeps strikes hundreds on monoliths
>monoliths starts to poor ungodly amounts of necron warriors into the field

>> No.10573727


>I'm very neat and clean, you know.

Heard that before.

>> No.10573733

Errr...of course.

That many psykers in one place might screw up my internal systems anyway.

>> No.10573743

.... Wait



>> No.10573747

Going to make what?

>> No.10573755

you know, seeing this.. goddamn necron i think im in love.

ok , true last call, im goin up there to shoot those fuckers dead before necron gets all the glory and the kills. worst case scenario ill just droppod down here and try to steal some mroe kills !

>> No.10573761
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>points up at hiveships in the sky

best be going, quickfast

>picks up Tarvus using levitation, transferring willpower to strength for this

>> No.10573762

rolled 73 = 73


>> No.10573766


Yeah, but you're you. You're going to mess them up just to annoy me, and probably defile them with accusation of homosexuality and insults.


It never ends very well, does it?

Anyway, you sure you don't want to come on board my ship? You get a lot more room to move around, even if we gotta stay with Changeling.

>> No.10573779


Eh, what the hell. Save my ship some stress; I'll go if you got somewhere to dock.

>> No.10573783

i see that, seems nobody is coming so ill jsut close the croppod and go back to the gensokyo, hey necron ! betcha ill get more kills than you !

>> No.10573785
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thats because they are setting up pylons you idiot
they plan of blasting the bugs into pieces before they land on the planet

>> No.10573788




Good, I'm glad we understand one another.
You know what'll happen if we don't, I'm sure.


... Oh, dear.


I wouldn't do that to books! Sure, I'd paint the accusations over the bulkheads and make loud clanging sounds in the ventilation system when everyone else is asleep, but I'd leave the books alone.

>> No.10573802
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>Swarmlords there,

>Its siren, a small fleet, but Swarmlord is there

>wherever Swarmlord is, Leviathan isn't far behind


>> No.10573806

... Those, are hiveships?
Thats... alot
*Straps helmet and Respirator on*
.... Lets see if I cant get this damn Vox working

>> No.10573807

>You know what'll happen if we don't, I'm sure

Of...of course.

>> No.10573812

You know what's really amusing? Hiveships are organic.

>> No.10573825

>hands gauss cannon
it may be a bit heavy but i think youll like it
call it a gift for deciding to fight

>> No.10573828

>drop pod takes off, with a deafening blast

>> No.10573830


You know what Machiavelli said: When it is impossible to be both feared and loved, be feared.

>> No.10573832


Yeah, it does; fastest way to get everything on board during an evacuation.


>I wouldn't do that to books! Sure, I'd paint the accusations over the bulkheads and make loud clanging sounds in the ventilation system when everyone else is asleep, but I'd leave the books alone.

...Just make sure they aren't in anything permanent.

>> No.10573835
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yes they are, pic related

>> No.10573843


..Done and done. On board and secured. Just.. keep the creepy shape-shifter out of my room. I do have a room, right?

>> No.10573857


>...Just make sure they aren't in anything permanent.
Deal. Now as a certain species of insects says, get this ship moving.

>> No.10573862

>(hm lol i was typing as you posted it, )
ill make certain to use if im down to dropping back to the surface, now to figth in space first !

> closes dow the hatches, leaving some time for undecided to jump in
>nao takes off

>> No.10573872

... Whelp, I'm screwed. Might as well go out like a man.

... Lets see, its in this bag somewhere. Ah, here we go. Spiced rum and leather sandalwood aftershave. Manliest of scents.
*pat pat pat*

... I see something coming from the sky? Whats that?

>> No.10573883

So the life-eater virus warheads flying in will just ruin their day. Pity they got so close, I think we can only drop about thirty to forty percent of the fleet safely.

>> No.10573902


>looks out from hatch

... mycetic spores.

I really hope that you can fight billions, the hive fleet seems to have grown exponentially since I last saw it...

>gets the fuck onto the ship

>> No.10573906
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>my unconscious face

>> No.10573910

> drop pod disapears in the sky, some time later the sky overhead lights up in space battle shots

>> No.10573912


Sure, it's towards the middle, near the bridge. I'll show you.


Okay, but which species of insect?

>The old ship starts up, beginning its ascent to a safe distance to translate.

>> No.10573914

Interrogator? You sure about staying?

>> No.10573923


>they dont get that close until the final stages, when they have already won the planet over, actually.

>> No.10573932


..Alright. Nice ship you got here, not nearly as many cobwebs and ancient runes as I'd imagined. Just.. needs to go a little faster. In fact, a lot faster. HURRY IT UP I DO NOT NEED TO BE EATEN TODAY.

>> No.10573942

Knowing you, I don't get a room, correct?

>> No.10573949

Got the vox set up... the spore, it crashed about a mile away down wind. Let me try to get a look with binoculars
... Ones with.. wings? And weird talon-like things...
Wait. Are they?... WAIT

>> No.10573952


You wouldn't know them. They're a galaxy or two over.

>> No.10573961

>the assault fleet, though. And ALL the ships are organic. Just won't be able to punch out the Queen. So sad.

>a safe distance to translate
>is a ways out. You might get there in a week. Unless you have some trick.

>> No.10573967

A single battle barge VS a fleet of ships that dwarf most mon'keigh ships... I certainly hope they don't plan to stay and fight for long

>> No.10573971


Don't worry, Bubbles. You get a room.

Doesn't he, Rubric?
>The Changeling's maw shifts into a literal Cheshire Cat grin as it speaks.

>> No.10573997

>wakes up
What's going on?

>> No.10574012

>as long as i need to keep em off rubric's ass, goddamn im gonna gtfo right as i can

>> No.10574013


No, I gave you one. Of course, it's at the nose of the ship, which is in grave disrepair.


>Nice ship you got here, not nearly as many cobwebs and ancient runes as I'd imagined.

Only in parts that I frequent.

>Just.. needs to go a little faster. In fact, a lot faster. HURRY IT UP I DO NOT NEED TO BE EATEN TODAY.

Relax, man. My ship may start up slow, but once it gets going, it gets going. Anyway, we're here.

>You arrive in a large room, across from the captain's cabin where Rubric apparently has set up his abode.

In fact, I can say we're going to translate in about a minute or two.




Yes, he does, just as I've said.

>> No.10574028

my gauss pylons from nearby planets will cover your ass if need be

>> No.10574032

hive ship armaments btw

* Bio-plasma: A slow-moving, short ranged attack that is capable of ignoring enemy shields
* Feeder Tentacles: Large tentacles attached to ships that bash enemies, wrap around their ships, and even pierce their hulls
* Massive Claws: Like Feeder Tentacles, massive claws can rip through armour but used to lock onto enemies for boarding
* Pyro-acidic Batteries: These launch the "spores" used for offense.


We'll be sure to give you some form of honor for your... idiotic... bravery

>> No.10574041

Ah, slightly more kindness than I expected from you.

After I defragment a little I'll be sure to attempt the rites of repair. A ship, no matter how tainted, doesn't deserve to be under your..."care".

>> No.10574043

rolled 98 = 98

*Breaks out into a sprint*

>> No.10574047


We're leaving, currently on Rubric's personal ship

>> No.10574048

waiii, he gets a room and I'm sleeping in the library

so unfair

anyway, seems like we're out of danger, so I'm gonna fall asleep

>> No.10574060


Hey, not bad, not bad at all; Changeling had me convinced I'd end up in your room. Speaking of.. Where is she, anyway?

>> No.10574067

Well, whatever. This floating's kind of relaxing anyway~
>passes out again

>> No.10574073


Gooood. I think I'll use part of the library as my quarters. Yes, I like that.


... Wait, you're sleeping in the library?
I'll try to avoid you.

>> No.10574076

-vox- were getting pretty beat up here, still holding, want us to make an in-atmosphere drive-by for yall ? would get some in necrons range i think

>> No.10574077

Yes, the Golden Skull would be most fitting.

>> No.10574080


I only take care of the parts of the ship I use. I've no use for a scenic view of space, as the nose is where the observation deck is. Be careful, some of the rooms are going to be a little... breath taking, you might say.


>waiii, he gets a room and I'm sleeping in the library

>so unfair

You didn't ask for a room.


I don't want to know, really. Besides, the captain cabin is made for one, not two.


Do you even need quarters?

>> No.10574083

I'm not about to die now! How did they spot me from so far away, I thought they hunted by pheromones, the rum aftershave was supposed to mask that!

It doesnt matter, as long as I can outru....

>> No.10574089

Lot of short-range and point-blank stuff, nothing with any reach, then. Wish we could have intercepted them further out, lances, bombers, and torpedo spam could have flattened them.

Interrogator? You still sure you want to stay? My ride's leaving now.

>> No.10574095

Ha ha ha. As I expected. I'll work on those first, cosmetics can come later.

>> No.10574098

i didn't know I had to ask..


oh well, at least the books here are friendly, especially the one that apparently is covered in sheepskin and has eyestalks


>> No.10574112

Good night Navigator.

>> No.10574119


Well, yeah, it doesn't matter to me. This ship could have no air at all and I'd be fine with it.


Good night, little one.

>> No.10574139

If you need me I'll be masking synpase.

we should get out of here before that other ship gets grabbed by a hiveship's claws.

>> No.10574145

One of them is carrying me, I cant tell how up I am! I had to resort to using my rebreather.
I think its licking my ear! HELP.

... Wait, its heading towards something... HOLY EMP... IS THAT A HIVE SHIP?


>> No.10574153

True, however you do seem to like to have the Navigator travel with you, and I wouldn't want her dead under your incompetence.

>> No.10574160

handing command of my necrons over to you
i got buisness to do
>sleep, ive been up for about 23 hours now

>> No.10574169


Definitely the Golden Skull.

>> No.10574184

Well.. Warp-travel nightmares or not, I better call it a night. Keep clean, folks; Dusty, thanks for the ride.

>Retires to his room, after a careful sweep for Changeling-sized air-vents.

>> No.10574186

>Gundrones in pursuit, they are MUCH faster and MUCH MORE agile. Still, need a clean shot.

Nailes? Nailes? What's your situation? Can you hear me?

>> No.10574198




>> No.10574206

All air-vents are Changeling sized.

She can get into the tiniest spaces with ease.

>> No.10574212

roger, going in atmosphere.. what the hell is that ting.. is it transporting the inter.. yeah.. ill blam it... might be fun to see the results.
>drive-by blams the gargoyle, letting the interrogator fall, cant turn that sharp., goes beside rubric's ship

-vox- well rubric, idk if youre ready, but id be very happy to get the hell outa here as soon as we can

>> No.10574216


My INCOMPETENCE? As you've noticed, you idiot, this section of the ship is completely pristine- exactly how it was 10,000 years ago! If I was incompetent, this entire ship would be held together with duct tape, which isn't a far cry from some Imperial ships that are under the so-called care of the Mechanicus.


>Keep clean, folks; Dusty,

I'm going to kill you if you keep doing that.

>Dusty, thanks for the ride.

You're welcome; it's a chance for us to better know each other, anyway.


I can see why if she needs to deal with you.

>> No.10574228


Or would the Medallion Crimson be a better award?

>> No.10574249

Yes, that's why Mechanicus ships are venting air into space right?

I've seen ork craft in better condition than this.

>> No.10574266


...fuck it. Gundrones to autonomous. Shuttle, WE are LEAVING. Close pass recovery on the drones, and keep an eye out for a falling Interrogator.

>> No.10574280


Shadow in the warp effect, tyranids can use it, Hiveships always have it up

>> No.10574295


>Yes, that's why Mechanicus ships are venting air into space right?

I've seen some that are, yes.

>I've seen ork craft in better condition than this.

Once again, why would I care for the parts that I don't use? Besides, greenskin ships are 10,000 years old and only have one occupant, right?

>> No.10574311

rolled 5 = 5

This Shadow bleeds through into low-frequency electromagnetics? What. The. Fuck?

Tractor! Now!

>> No.10574312

>tries to hail rubric's ship, asking for gtfo.

>> No.10574324

>why would I care for the parts that I don't use?
Because the ship, my hollow friend, the ship uses it.

How would you like it if I had only your head and carried it around since "I don' t use the rest of you"?

>> No.10574334

Sorry, I was exploring.





>> No.10574352

Bless the God-Emperor! Get him on-board before we clear atmosphere, recall the drones, then get us the hell out.

>> No.10574354


>Because the ship, my hollow friend, the ship uses it.

...The ship needs things that are only there as comforts to the crew? I keep all of the vital ship parts in tip top shape, but its unnecessary parts that break down. In fact, Shalere is lucky that there were some quarters next to mine, or else I would've had nothing for him.


Why? So you can sleep with Bubbles?

>> No.10574374

god bleedin damnit, name, if you want, just dock with my ship, im outta here maxspeed as soon as i can. as we cant warp travel in here, i guess my " heretek" will be useful for what more speed i can get.

>> No.10574382


>it's the unnecessary parts


>> No.10574388

You say vitals over and over.

The ship parts that are crew comforts are still part of the ship. A hand is not needed, however if you cut it off, you would still want it back or a replacement. The same thing applies to the machine. You defile it by assuming you "know what's best".

>> No.10574396


I would've shacked up with him if that was my goal. I need quarters because it's best for all of us; I get my private time, and you get me not wandering around your ship looking for things to vandalise.

>> No.10574408

I'm good, we've still got a few tricks up our sleeves. I think the Interrogator's passed out, though. I don't know which ship he'd rather be on.

>> No.10574417


Judging from his silence and that last transmission.

I don't think things are going well for him...

>> No.10574418



>> No.10574436

Fuck. Addict, I think you shot the wrong carapace-armoured-individual-carrying gargoyle.

>> No.10574445
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Correction, you may not have the interrogator...

It sound's like hes already on their ship...

>> No.10574461


Remember, Bubbles, I'm from the Pre-Heresy Imperium; I don't believe in that "Machine Spirit" rubbish. The ship still works with full efficiency, so why should I care?


You could just go anywhere for that private time, considering that this ship is very labyrinthine and I get lost in it some times.

>> No.10574462

last call before i slam the pedal to the medal,
>kinda need to sleep eventually

>> No.10574467

Fighting to the end.

Medallion Crimson it is.

>> No.10574475

then,,, what did you pick up nameless.. watch out, thatm ight be a gaunt...

>> No.10574485

Well I do believe in the Holy Machine Spirit, and I intend to repair the damage your neglect has done!

>> No.10574491


Well, if you insist.
I think I'll use your quarters for my private time!

>> No.10574500
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>pic related might or might not happen at some point, btw

>> No.10574521


Sure, go have fun fixing windows and other minute damage.


I don't really care, as long as it's not when I'm in there. I only use it as a private study, so don't mess with any of the contents. There's nothing that you would care about in there, anyway.

>> No.10574559


Do you realise how stupid of you it was to tell me that? I shall have much fun in your quarters.

>> No.10574563

He he he...

>> No.10574572


It's just a bunch of old Thousand Sons stuff from before the Heresy. If you're going to stay in there a lot, I'm glad I kept Shalere's quarters in repair.

>> No.10574594


You give the bird-man quarters right next to yours and then you announce your plan to spend time in them? That's rather transparent of you, isn't it?

>> No.10574610

nally they left... all alone


>> No.10574627


Well, if you're going to spend a lot of time in my quarters, what do you want me to do?

>> No.10574637



>> No.10574647

Yeah, and we're short a couple of gundrones. I think they followed him in, they seem to be relaying his vox. Lemme see if I can get pict.

>> No.10574672


I can't weep, though.

>> No.10574678


Stop arguing semantics.

>> No.10574692


You started it.

Besides, have you never heard of male bonding?

>> No.10574706


I did not start it!
And male bonding is what happens when two men become bum buddies.

>> No.10574713

>two men become bum buddies.

>> No.10574721


>I did not start it!

You totally did.

>And male bonding is what happens when two men become bum buddies.

A guy can't go out to town to do something with his friend who's a guy without them being gay, metaphorically speaking?

>> No.10574730


... You have a town in this ship?

>> No.10574738


It was a metaphor.

>> No.10574745


>> No.10574771


I was trying to prove a point. That being you aren't going out for a night on the town, you're shacking up with a man who you are quite possibly gay for.

>> No.10574778
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Right, got an image. Only stills, can't get a clear enough signal for motion.

>> No.10574789


>That being you aren't going out for a night on the town, you're shacking up with a man who you are quite possibly gay for.

"Shacking up?" I don't sleep. People of the same gender can't talk without being gay for each other? Besides, I'm not gay.

>> No.10574804


Oh yes, straight as the arrow the fletcher discarded.
And I meant you'd be spending lots of time in Shalere's quarters, not that you'd be sleeping in them.

>> No.10574815


It's only as much time as you make me spend in there, considering that I'm only going in there when you go into my quarters.

>> No.10574829


I shall endeavour to spend as much time as possible in your quarters, then; I love a good romance.

>> No.10574841


The only romance on the ship is between you and Bubbles. I don't intend to ever get into one.

>> No.10574865

>sorry im just too K.O at that point i cant writhe anything anywhere near good, im off to catch some z's

>> No.10574872


Summer love sneaks up on you like that. Don't worry, I promise not to record your first time with Shalere.
But as Machiavelli said, a promise made was a necessity of the past; a promise broken is a necessity of the present.

>> No.10574898


>Don't worry, I promise not to record your first time with Shalere.

For the millionth time, Rubrics do NOT work that way! I mean, if it was you, we could do something with minds, but Shalere isn't a daemon, and I'm not gay!

>> No.10574899

(Ojeez, I'm falling asleep at my desk. I don't think I'll be signing back into chat, guys. Sorry.)

>> No.10574905
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Not sure what that earlier pic meant, but got another one through the static..

>> No.10574908


Sure. Later, then. This thread is probably nearly dead, anyway.

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>> No.10574926
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Whoops. I think I've lost a drone.

>> No.10574975

I don't know what we can do about Nailio. I managed to sneak the other gundrone into the gear they pulled off him, it may be of use sometime. Apart from that...

I'm outta here. Too many 'nids for comfort.

>> No.10575632

they're in my sooooooul

>> No.10575726

I like it when they jiggle.

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