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Proof that humans can and will do any thing.

Also this bard must be a god of fertility.

>> No.10504350

No, that's just what bards do.

>> No.10504352

He was using a Womb Dagger as a thrown weapon, he missed.

>> No.10504356

And that's how earth genasi are made.

>> No.10504373

Why's the elf girl so angry? Do I sense a tinge of jealousy?

>> No.10504382

>> No.10504390


I just thought he fapped onto that random rock one day.

>> No.10504406


The real question is what was he aiming at in the first place?

>> No.10504408

filthy filthy whores.....
and you know you luv it....

>> No.10504428


It's more she's sick of running into his offspring.

>> No.10504447


Aww, so she's jealous!

>> No.10504484

Rocks lack sex appeal even to bards.
..... BBEG? HEY CATCH THIS! *Impregnates the female BBEG so she gets all hormonal and crazy* probably would've been a good plan if he hit.

>> No.10504487


Nah, just sick of his bullshit.

>> No.10504504


Looked up the guy's account... The fuck?

>> No.10504505

It would appear that not even demons are safe from him.

>> No.10504506

>Rocks lack sex appeal even to bards.

He wasn't fapping *to* the rock, he was fapping to something else, and it happened to hit that rock.

>> No.10504525


Yeah, you see what I mean now? I'd wanna kill the fuck, too, if I was in his party.

>> No.10504532

>my face when i saw what was between the rock-loli's "legs"

>> No.10504543

Is that wizard a human or a Eladrin wearing a fake beard?

>> No.10504562

If the guys spunk was THAT potent I think he'd fap into a bag of devouring constantly.

>> No.10504599

Funny thing is, most people won't look. Because they won't belive it

>> No.10504600

You do realize that that may cause the bag to produce offspring right.

also his dwarfs are awesome.

>> No.10504613


I dunno, it'd make for a funny RPing session- a family reunion...


Why were you looking there?!

>> No.10504636


inb4 Greater Womb Dagger

>> No.10504643


I find myself surprisingly ok with this, on the grounds of comedy.

>> No.10504647

It probably would look like >>10504408 or this.

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>> No.10504662


Heh, the Minotaur looks pissed in the pictures with the others.

>> No.10504671

You should see how she and the bard met.

>> No.10504680

>Why were you looking there?!

I was noticing the odd "teeth" it has when my eyes caught what lurked below.

>> No.10504684

I think the centaur and the scorpion lady might be bi for each other and mr. bard. It is, just THAT LOOK.

>> No.10504696

This little series would have been so much better if the "main" was a girl/young woman.

Nothing else would have changed though.

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>> No.10504717

So will we get a picture of him making an air genasi now?

>> No.10504719


No shit.

If you look, Scorpion Lady is putting her tail around Centaur Lady, and Centaur Lady is apparently very flattered.

>> No.10504728


>A girl/young woman

So what, instead of fathering a bunch of half-creatures, she'd mother them?

Sounds like someone who gets around, if you know what I mean...

>> No.10504742


Oh yeah

>> No.10504755

Including the fact that she slept with monstrous women and fathered children with them?

>> No.10504768


I read that motivational, and It occurs to me...

Wouldn't a human male DESTROY a gnome? I looked in the 3.5 book, and... they're tiny.

>> No.10504770

Beat you two to it. Forgot the "greater" part though.
Second post of the thread.

>> No.10504774


>She slept with monsterous women
>Fathered children with them

Uh, what?

>> No.10504777


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>> No.10504783


This sounds suspiciously like /d/'s territory now.

>> No.10504789

What game is that?

>> No.10504793


Or maybe I think he meant that the main character is a girl, and the manslut bard is a supporting character.

>> No.10504800


If it was any male other than you yea... but thimbledick is safe for gnome girls so your dreams of banging a midget aren't shattered yet. Though you still need to figure out how to get them to go for a 300 lb slobbering albino

>> No.10504809


Is that supposed to offend me?

>> No.10504811

Never Winter Nights 2, with expansions.

>> No.10504816

So instead being male the bard is now a herm?

>> No.10504819


No, just amuse me

>> No.10504828

Is it based off of D&D? I have only played DH as role playing games go...

>> No.10504836

SCIENCE babies.

>> No.10504837


Ah. Enjoy yourself then.


again... /d/'s territory. Then again, isn't /tg/ just /d/ lite?

>> No.10504844


I want to see this further explored.

Even though describing those two together in any level of detail is going to be a clusterfuck of limb placement description.

>> No.10504846


it's dranon's.

>> No.10504857


/tg/ is /d/ with context and sometimes rules.

>> No.10504859


Dranon's delight?

>> No.10504862



It's got Tieflings and shit, too.

>> No.10504863

Yes. The Never Winter Nights series is based off Dungeons and Dragons, NWN2 is not as good as the first, other than the expansion "Mask of the Betrayer" which was fucking awesome. (Unfortunately for best effect you have to play through the original campaign.)

>> No.10504868


Oh... Then why is this a work-safe board?

>> No.10504875



>> No.10504881


Because this is 4chan, and there's no such thing as a work-safe board.

>> No.10504882


A result of a gross misunderstanding of who would populate the board.

>> No.10504885


Hey, real tieflings.

>> No.10504886


because 4chan is totally worksafe as a general idea.

>> No.10504890


At least we're all on the same page.

>> No.10504919


So I saw the aftermath of their night... Good lord.

>> No.10504966

the elf is just mad because she wants it, but she also doesn't want a kid.

>> No.10505016


I reckon she's just played by someone that wants to just kill some monsters for xp but the bard keeps rp-ing with all the characters he meets.

>> No.10505192

So, does mister fucks everything with human or greater intelligence have a name or am I just writing this deity's name entry as, "The Bard," with, "You know the one," in parentheses underneath it?

>> No.10505239

that works, and who says it has to have human intelligence?

>> No.10505243


That's exactly it.

>> No.10505258

remember the rock? and Ive met very few orcs with human intelligence......

>> No.10505268


After some of the orc porn I've seen, I'd be willing to take that hit to INT.

>> No.10505351

>Name: The Bard
>(you know the one)

Okay, now for portfolios. What does /tg/ think this guy should have a hand in?

>> No.10505367

>What does /tg/ think this guy should have a hand in?

...The ladies?
(Insert 30 second Flapjack laugh here)

>> No.10505370


fnar fnar.

>> No.10505378

Lust, Child support payments, STDs.

>> No.10505407

I disagree with STDs, Cure Disease would be his most promoted spell, also Fertility. Seriously. The guy has super spunk.

>> No.10505422

ok, but im going to have to insist on Child support payments (and the avoiding of)

>> No.10505512

>implying such things exist in D&D

>> No.10505521

Yeah, definitely. His charisma allows him to avoid most negative repercussions.

>> No.10505604

>for the sake of comedy, they would.

>> No.10505611

what comic is this?

>> No.10505654

its one shot art made by the guy who draws and writes pawned comic

>> No.10505673


>> No.10505676

So far we have... hold on, downloading deities and demigods.

Shit, it's 4 AM, why am I awake doing this?

Bards(a given), Fertility(durr), Medicine(STDs need it), Passion(that 'the ladies' crack), and... there's not one pertaining to money in any way, shape or form. Any other suggestions?

>> No.10505778

From the looks of it he gets around, so possible travel? Also luck.

>> No.10505814

So, Bards, Fertility, Luck, Medicine, Passion, and Travel.

Works. So, on to domains then? I'm going to go ahead and nominate the Lust domain.

>> No.10505846

>implying Neeshka is real.
Sadly, she's not.

>> No.10505912

Don't lie to me, boy.

She is real in my heart.

>> No.10505943

In my heart, Khelgar is still a fighter. Because I told him better than to trust that shifty bitch.

>> No.10506110

Amen to that brother. *beardfist*

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>> No.10506893

All elves want to have sex with the race of men, because they are a race of giant pussies

>> No.10506918

Sorry, that's clearly a dwarf.

>> No.10506941

That's one tall fucking dorf.

>> No.10506971

No, the two creatures behind the dwarf are either halflings, gnomes or some other fey/pixie shit.

>> No.10506988

Not halflings (ears) or gnomes (same).

>> No.10506991


>> No.10507004

Half-dwarves gives me a full hard-on.

>> No.10507009

>Fire Genasi


>> No.10507012

They make me stroke my neckbeard furiously.

>> No.10507046

If you can't handle the heat....

>> No.10507065

They make my beard grow

>> No.10507071


Heat is one thing; But, when you're having sex with the elemental plane of fire!

That takes alot of balls. Literally.

>> No.10507095


Can you imagine a goo genasi?

>> No.10507122

Neeshka is so fucking annoying

Kelgar and Sand ftw

>> No.10507127


Buy yoghurt, stick it in there. That's probably pretty close to the feeling you'd get.

>> No.10507130

Goo is not an element.
Genasi do not work that way.

>> No.10507142

You will be oiling up the hot bitches.

>> No.10507171


So, it can only be from the four prime elements?

Water, fire, air, earth?

>> No.10507187


>> No.10507203

Given that we've established that there's an elemental plane of arms, what would an arm genasi look like (hard mode: Not ball of arms man)

>> No.10507206


What cruel bastard named her 'Cuddles'?

>> No.10507219

And storm.
No, I don't fucking get it either.
Also corrupted genasi, but they don't count.

>> No.10507220


>> No.10507221

Man, the para-elements don't get enough love.
Ice, Goo, Smoke, Lava.
Fuck, what about those four aren't awesome?

>> No.10507226

That's an odd way to spell Bishop.

>> No.10507232


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>> No.10507239

A human with arms infused into his very being. Uses arm-related abilities as natural powers.

>> No.10507252


Like this?

>> No.10507274

They're for faggots.
Like you.

>> No.10507308

the elf is sterile and wants a kid, it's mad because the bard's seed is silly strong and yet he still wont get her knocked up. later we find out the bard is dickless and has been used a magical dildo when fucking everyone but the elf, whit her he used his frozen-off penis, which he keeps as a memento.

>> No.10507516


... is that Gene Simmons?

>> No.10508601

rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7


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>> No.10508788

I'd love to see Genasi for the other elemental planes /tg/ invented (e.g. Elemental Plane of Wealth, Elemental Plane of Cum, etc...)

>> No.10508913

> Genasi from the elemental plane of wealth

(oh this is too easy...) You mean Jews?

> Genasi from the elemental plane of semen

<-- /d/ is that way. Tell them I said "hi."

Elemental planes are supposed to be element-al, basic simiple components the world is made of. Rich Berlew had the right idea when he made jokes about titanium elementals and chlorine elementals.

>> No.10509091

The reasoning behind EPoWealth was based on the observation that prices are not only completely independent of politics and market forces, they're basically universal constants - in D&D (as commonly played), Wealth IS elemental.

>> No.10512217

If you think that's bad, you should check out the game system for "Children of the Sun" - dieselpunk fantasy, a lot of player races, and for each race, there's a section on "Why you don't want to be one of these" - for example, with elves "Everyone hates you, and they blame your race for everything wrong with the world, and for the most part, they're right".

Some are simple and obvious, like for the fish people "If you dry out, you start taking damage".

Humans however, get "You're fertile with everything, and everybody knows it". Half-breeds creep everyone else out, and Humans are the only source of it, since nobody else is cross-fertile. And yet they also get the reputation that because they _can_, it means that they _will_. Humans really are the ultimate sluts of that world.

>> No.10515055

I never expected the thread I started to last this long.

Now for a little humor.

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