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ITT, we celebrate the countless billions who fight every day to protect us from vile heretics, abominable demons and the wiles of the Xeno- the Emperor's fist, the Imperial Guard!

Who is your favorite regiment, /tg/? Discuss who, and why, herein. Anything goes- it can be gameplay-related, or fluff-related, or even simply from aesthetics. Which of the Emperor's footsloggers do you admire most?

As for myself, I know it's cliche, but I'm gonna have to go with the Tanith First. Why? Well... if you've read even one of the Gaunt's Ghosts books, you know why. But let's not focus on just one regiment, shall we? Let's say thanks to all those brave men and women on the front line!

Hail to the Guard! Hail! Hail! Hail!

>> No.10492389

Sage for Chaos.

>> No.10492403
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Ollanius Pius was a Custodian.

>> No.10492408

Sage for the Sage God.

>> No.10492412

I'm partial for the Vostroyans. Omnissiah-worshiping mechanized tsar-era troopers. I'm building a army of the buggers atm

>> No.10492413

>>10492403
Ollanius Pius was an Ultramarine

>> No.10492414
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>Tanith First and Only

Other regiments, are you even trying?

>> No.10492421

I generally like the cadians and CREEEEEEEEEEED. But i do have a soft spot for the big hatted Vostroyan First Born. Plus their fluff is great. But damn expensive :(.

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>> No.10492441

>>10492414
An equal number of Catachans could murder an equal number of Tanith.

Especially if the Catachans pull out the big guns.

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>>10492389
>>10492408
yourevisiblyupset.png

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I'm into Valhallans and Kriegers myself.

>> No.10492446

I like the valhallans because of the models.

>> No.10492447
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Bump for protecting the Zone.

Duty here, Freedom are faggots.

>> No.10492455

Harakoni Warhawks up in this thread!

>> No.10492461

I like Cadians.

I also like Catachans.

I have combined my likes by making my own regiment, who are the result of a combined regiment between the remnants of a mechanized Cadian division and a generic Catachan jungle fighters regiment.

I can't help but feel shit for doing so, though. Because tanks in jungles, what?

>> No.10492486
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>implying the IG is capable of winning anything other than meatgrinder-level wars of attrition

>> No.10492496

>>10492486
>implying spess mehrens can hold an entire empire up on their own.

>> No.10492506
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the Valhallan 597th

veteran survivors who kicked nids ass, were always eager to kill orks and even destroyed a bunch of necrons (however they did this by blowing up a promethium filled mining station)

And they had a true hero of the Imperium with them

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>>10492447

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.10492524

>>10492496
>implying that's not what the Smurfs do
>implying any single IG regiment can do so

>> No.10492537
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>>10492486
>implying you still have a penis.

>> No.10492539

>>10492461

Why? If anything, that makes them a more versatile force that can be useful to the Guard by being able to fill more roles.

Plus, jungle fighters would probably fight just as well in a trench as your standard guardsman...but being hardened by unspeakable jungle horrors would make them scary as hell.

Tanks...well, they're tanks. I'm willing to bet even Catachan isn't entirely jungle and ocean; there's probably some open ground there.

>> No.10492570

>>10492524
>implying the smurfs don't rely on PDF guardsmen while they're doing space marine shit
>implying they control every aspect of the sector
>implying that 1000 space marines can govern several planets on their own
>implying implications

>> No.10492572

>>10492537
>implying I lack a penis and not just balls
>implying that is relevant

>> No.10492575

>>10492520
KEEP ON STALKIN'

>> No.10492589

>>10492539
In theory the Catachan death world had almost 0 open ground, the jungle grows everywhere and the catachans need to cut / burn the jungle all the time just to prevent the plants to run over the settlements

>> No.10492594

>>10492461
>>10492539

Catachan has armored companies

if anything they're even more badass than normal because they're used to jungle warfare.. in tanks

just be sure to include sentinels

>> No.10492600

Elysians are cool.

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>>10492572
>implying you could ever try to fuck hot girl in B Company
>implying they even have hot girls in your ranks and not just sweaty steroid monsters

>> No.10492627
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39th Cadian Xenobane.

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Death Korps of Krieg was here.

All other regiments suck dick.

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>this thread

>> No.10492641

>>10492461
Armored companies work pretty good in forested areas. Just take a lot of sentinels and add flamethrowers on every tank

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>>10492376
Hail to the men and women of the Imperium, not the Astartes. Their fickle aid is not what keeps the Imperium afloat. Only zeal, faith, and firepower of humanity can do that. Let the Space Marines revel in their own superiority, we know the staples that truly hold the domain of man together, and they are not nine feet tall.

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Go Krieg, Go Imperium!

Never forget.

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Catachans and Armaggedon Ork Hunters FUCK YEAH

those guys are able to fight 1 on 1 with an ork just with a knife and walk away wearing the ork eyes as a trophy

>> No.10492664

>>10492570
Yo, Bobby G's boys have other chapters founded from the boys in blue that are pretty much theirs to direct, man. They had their own little sub-Empire of their own before the warp storm cleared away from Earth and the Emperor reclaimed His lost sons. I swear, if the Horus Heresy hadn't happened first, or if his Codex hadn't been approved, Guilleman would have tried to usurp the Emperor himself- he really did think he could run an empire just with himself and his Ultramarines.

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>>10492664
Guilliman was an asshole

>> No.10492712

>>10492656
FUCK YEAH!

>> No.10492720
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>Tanith

>> No.10492730
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I'm forgetting the name of the bro's who fight on horses in the desert.

>> No.10492743

>>10492730
Tallarn

>> No.10492746

Elyssian airborne troops.

>> No.10492749

>>10492730
Those guys are the Tallarn

>> No.10492760

>>10492749
>>10492743
Tallarnmind

>> No.10492761

>>10492692
I ain't arguing that, man.

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>>10492730

Tallarn Desert Raiders.

Praying to the Prophet-Emperor of Man while facing the direction of Holy Terra, then going out to fight the xenos, mutant and traitor infidels in the Holy Imperium's Eternal Jihad.

Fuck yeah.

>> No.10492782

>>10492614
>implying both you and the hot girl in B Company will survive the upcoming battle

>> No.10492793
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Bring the Steel !

one of the most bad ass regiments ever !

FUCK YEAH Apocalyptic Battles in Armageddon !

>> No.10492798

>>10492774
they kicked the iron warrior in the nuts twice

>> No.10492815

I wish I played imperial Guard. If I could go back in time, it'd be city fighting snipers all up in this

>> No.10492829

>>10492782
>implying that you won't get corrupted by chaos when trying to seduce the hot girl in B company and not end sucking Slannesh cock

>> No.10492875

>>10492774
I follow the teachings of the Prophet Cain myself.

>> No.10492958

>>10492829
>Implying that's how Slaanesh works.

>> No.10492963

>>10492774
THERE IS ONE GOD AND _________ IS HIS PROPHET

>> No.10492966
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>>10492829
It's time for SLAANESH HIJACK !

>> No.10492982
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>>10492966

No, it's not.

>> No.10492993

>>10492966
*VOIP*
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my fellow Devastators shooting you with Lascannons all at once.

>> No.10492999

Harakoni Warhawks. Because in my mind they're half-Ghurka, all badass. Also? On their home planet, they hunt dragons with heavy bolters in air. Now that's awesome. Oh, and I like the 4e fluff for them from the old guard codex.

Drop Troops
Storm Trooper Squads
Special Equipment: Carapace Armor
Heavy Weapon Platoons
Special Weapons Squads

Preferred Special Weapon: Plasma Gun
Preferred Heavy Weapon: Heavy Bolter

I really want to make a 2.5k point force of these guys. Get maybe two valks, three vendettas, some vet squads, three stormy squads with plasma guns, more heavy bolter teams, drop in commissars with those bitchin' feather plumes they get after their first successful drop, maybe a Master of Ordnance to represent some kind of close-support. . . I hear there's some valks out there with punisher cannons on them too, now that's awesome. . .

>> No.10493003

>>10492875
I LOL'ed IRL when I read that book and how the tallarn wrote all the heroic speech from Cain about the faith in the emperor while fighting the demoness and in reality he just said "Frak you"

>> No.10493006

>>10492798
who hasn't kicked lolchaos in the nuts?

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>>10492982

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>>10492966

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Slaanesh hijack?
BUTTS FOR THE BUTT GOD! ;D

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Fuck yeah! Imperial Guard! because everything else is just fluff twinky mary sue bullshit!

Krieg and Cadians - for the win

and Valkyries are cooler then Thunderhawks.

>> No.10493037

>>10493020

>everything else is just fluff twinky mary sue bullshit
>Krieg and Cadians

Oh you.

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Wait, Guard thread, Guard > Slaanesh.
Sorry folks.

>> No.10493045

>>10493020
>Fuck yeah! Imperial Guard! because everything else is just fluff twinky mary sue bullshit!


wut

IG codex makes every soldier look like Ramirez on steroids

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>> No.10493059

>>10493006
>who hasn't kicked lolchaos in the nuts?

necrons because there werent any chaotic nuts left to kick after the gauss guns

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>>10493037
>Krieg
>Mary Sue

You do not know what "Mary Sue" means.

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>> No.10493074

>>10493045
In all fairness, it really makes them look more like those infinite Russians. Who, at least I thought, were just as admirable. They just kept fucking coming...

>> No.10493077

>>10493059
Tau, too. Because they can't kick above their heads.

>> No.10493078

>>10493045
>>10493060
>>10493055

compared to ultramarines?

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>>10493045

>Implying that is not the case

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>>10493041
And what about slaaneshi traitor guard ?

>> No.10493120

>>10492793
Goddamn the Armageddon campaign is annoying. I love the Steel Legion but it makes no sense. There are millions Orks on the planet. There are billions of humans. Mobilise a single hive and and the problem is solved with the exception of local reversals caused by gargants and other heavy hitters.

Seriously, the first defence of Hades Hive in the Second War makes no fucking sense when you realise how many people the Orks would have had to kill in order for the only survivors to be Commisar Yarrick and just a few others.

>> No.10493130

>>10493092
What about them?

>> No.10493178

>>10493120

The average Ork is much larger, tougher and stronger than the average human. Humans also need to be supplied with weapons sanctified by priests, looked after by other priests and given the OK by the Ministorum.
Orks only need to loot, scavenge or just bullshit (read: use gestalt psychic power) their weapons.

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IRL Death Korps of Krieg

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>>10493130
they rocks

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I find the 69th Gaydians to be my favorite regiment.

>> No.10493208

>>10493120

G. Thraka had a lot more combatants than the humans did. Think of how many of the hive inhabitants were children, the sick, drug addled, the infirm, or the old. Now, every single orkoid, from the smallest squig to the biggest nob, wants to fight, and does so.

In addition, I believe Big G. bombarded the beseiged hives with ork artillery. Which I'm pretty sure partially consists of grot-guided missiles, which is an awesome, awesome way to die. And one ork is superior to one human, normal humans being unarmored unarmed WS2 BS2 folks with Ld 5. Conscript equivalent, without the gear. You put a bunch of ld 5 guys together, the squad is still ld 5. You put a bunch of orks together, their ld is whatever the number of orks in the area is.

That being said, the Steel Legion is balls-nuts for fighting like they do. Crazy bastards, using sentinels with lascannons to hunt down massive gargants. . .

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Does a cooler work of Guard art exist?

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>>10493212

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>>10493212

>> No.10493244

I like the Blood Angels regiment.

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>>10493120

to be a little fair

when the battle started in Hades, they were evacuating all non combatants in that planet

but having chimeras being maned and thrown into fight before they could get painting and right after they leave the production line is pretty awesome

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>>10493244

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>>10493244

>> No.10493267

>>10493194
BEASTMEN fuck yes

awesome abhumans

>> No.10493282

>>10493092
>you will never know the joys of wraping your lips around a throbing warm Slaaneshi demonettes cock

:_;

>> No.10493295

>>10493267
I'm planning on using those ugly GW minotaurs to make traitor Ogryns... WITH GIANT BONERS

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>>10493282

>> No.10493315

>>10493208
You make good points.
Supply at the beginning of the campaign was a non-issue, however. Armageddon-pattern Lasgun for a reason.
I suppose that is why Yarrick was able to make such a difference - Ld 5 guys lead by a Ld n/a with Commisar rules are suddenly more effective.

>>10493223
This is why I like the Steel Legion. Especially the guy in the corner's eyes, thinking "Why is the guy behind me throwing a grenade?! The Orks are RIGHT THERE!"

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>>10493223

wutz oop 'ommie ?

nothing much and you?

>> No.10493322

>>10493295
there is no rape like Ogryn rape

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>>10493258
>>officer with power fist.jpg

You what, son?

>> No.10493347

>>10493253

>>10493259

lol ok ok

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>>10492414
Problem, Tanith?

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after learning about the Armageddon wars

the Steel Legion and Salamanders became my favorite regiment and chapter

>> No.10493424

>>10493358
Oh man, I remember that from 3rd edition Tyranids.

OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK HE ATE MY SERGEANT WHOLE!

>> No.10493428

>>10493358
Red terror - fuck year.
I'm gonna make one with the trygon/mawloc kit + some greenstuff.

>> No.10493442

>>10493341

I just wanted to see if anyone spotted that.

>> No.10493475

>>10493366
the armageddon campaign was the coolest worldwide event GW ran

Salamaders/Steel Legion are a winning combo

>> No.10493502

>>10493366
I heard that. If I ever play space marines, I'm playing Salamanders. Because when you say "Fuck You" to the guy in charge when he suggests leaving hives open as speed bumps for the orks, and then go to ungloriously guard evac trains and supply convoys for the civilians, you're the real goddamned heroes of the Imperium.

Also, their fluff is fantastic. Every Salamander has an "adopted" family on their home planet. When they're on their home planet, they live with their family, to teach them and remind them who and what in the Imperium they truly fight for. From the newest blooded scout, to the battle brothers, to the Chapter Master or the Forge Father when they're on planet, to the most Venerable Dreadnought. They all live with a family.

Which puts in my mind drawfaggotry of two Salamander battle brothers having an honor duel over a playground fight between their little brothers, a father of six asking the Chapter Master to pass the potatoes and the chapter master doing so, saying "Here you go, father", and a Venerable Dreadnought in a sundress and a floppy hat having a tea party with a little four year old girl, holding an empty teacup and taking delicate sips from it every now and then. Salamanders are fucking awesome.

>> No.10493503

>>10493045
Rameriez, Rape that Hadji with a knife!

>> No.10493526
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Elysians!
Fuck ya!

>> No.10493531

>>10493502
They take the medal for reasonable caring marines.
Only ones that even come close are the Mentors, and they just get attached to IG regiments

>> No.10493594

>>10493502
>to the most Venerable Dreadnought. They all live with a family.
Oh man.

>> No.10493597

>>10493120
most of the people in a hive are menial workers. a population of billions doesn't necessarily mean more troops, well it does, but they are tithes to the imperium.

which armageddon still pays even though they are still at war with the orks

>> No.10493604

>>10493502
>a father of six asking the Chapter Master to pass the potatoes and the chapter master doing so, saying "Here you go, father", and a Venerable Dreadnought in a sundress and a floppy hat having a tea party with a little four year old girl, holding an empty teacup and taking delicate sips from it every now and then.

Y'know, I'd gotten jaded thanks to the influx of vulkan armies out there. Thanks for reminding me that Salamanders rule. I still prefer the White Scars because of that piece of "space rapist" fanwank copypasta but this has made my day, nerdery wise. Cheers mate.

>> No.10493623

I don't feel for a specific regiment, but my heart is with the Valhallans. Dunno why.

>> No.10493636

>>10493502

we need a drawfag of that stat!

>> No.10493644
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And the mightiest of them all...

Are the Ultramarines.

>> No.10493685

>>10493644

'Fuck your Ultrasmurfs man

>> No.10493695

>>10493003
'Then the prophet spake: saying "Frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against your blandishments".'
-Alem Mahat, The Book of Cain, Chapter IV, Verse XXI

>> No.10493699

>>10493604
Cheers to you. Have some Lexicanum:

Many chapters fought in the name of the Emperor, or for personal glory. Of the fully twenty chapters, only the Salamanders fought for the people of Armageddon. They are even today much respected for standing up to a Captain of the Marines Malevolent that left civilians to die because he "hadnĀ“t time" to defend them.3

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Salamanders#Battle_for_Armageddon

And that's the third war. In the second, the Ultreens built up defenses, and the blood angels went straight to the RIP AND TEAR out in the wasteland where the orks amassed. These folk were the only ones to ensure supplies got to the people, guarding supply convoys and escorting evacuation trains out of the hives. Defending water treatment facilities, going toe to toe with orks to protect civilians. . . It's all the Salamanders. That's just what they do. They protect the people, because that's what they think they should be doing.

>> No.10493709

>>10493695
PRAISE CAIN!

>> No.10493712

>>10493502
>>10493502

"I AM SORRY, SISTER. I HAVE BROKEN A TEACUP. FOR THIS, MOST VENERATED ORROK REPENTS.

...

FOR THE EMPEROR."

>> No.10493737

no love for the Savlar chem-dogs?!?!?

the army i role is a combo of a veteran steel legion regiment and the chem-dog auxillaries.

reason for steel legion awesomness has already been stated.
but what is not to love about narced up, klepto maniac, ruthless, penal legionarres?

>> No.10493767

rolled 3 = 3

444rd Proxima, whose dedication to perfection shows the rest of the Imperial Guard how to do it.

>> No.10493773

>>10493712

Would you like a bigger teacup Mistah Orrok?

>> No.10493786

Question. What chapter was it that the marines are allowed to take time over every some-odd years to raise a family on a world of their choosing?

>> No.10493798

>>10493786
>take time over
take time off*

>> No.10493829

>>10493712

"IN THE FORGES OF VULKAN, FOR MY REPENTANCE I SHALL FORGE YOU A MASTERWORK TEACUP, ONE OF DRAKE-SCALE AND ADAMANTIUM, WHICH SHALL SURVIVE ME TEN THOUSAND YEARS AND BE A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FOR A HUNDRED SCORE GENERATIONS. I WILL MINE THE MOUNTAINS FOR THE ADAMANTIUM WITH MY OWN MULTI-MELTA AND CLAW, AND I SHALL JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST PEAK AND SLAY A SALAMANDER OF THE VOLCANOES MYSELF IN MIDAIR AS PART OF MY PENANCE. THIS I SWEAR, FOR MY LITTLE SUSIE."

"aw, fanks brudda Ock! Mummy got us a spare though, since I'm not too carefuwl wif da teacups myself. Here you go, big-brudda! More tea?"

". . . YES, LITTLE SUSIE. I SHALL HAVE MORE TEA, FORTHWITH."

>> No.10493847

>>10493786
Think that's the Space Wolves. Not certain, though, and I thought they got to visit their old family back on Fenris, not raise a new family.

>> No.10493874

>>10493829
WHY DO I READ THIS IN THE LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE FROM FABLE 1?

>>10493847
I always thought it was the Salamanders.

>> No.10493877
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10493877

>>10493699
Wait a sec... I heard that Malevolants fuckin KILLED civilians because they where in the way, and not only neglected them !

>> No.10493885

>>10493829
Now I'm envisioning a Salamaders techmarine forging master-crafted toy Land Raiders to give the kids on Emperor's Day.

>> No.10493982

>>10493847
Oh honey! I'm hooome! Wait.. Who are you people?

Who are we? Who are you?

I am Agaeis, lord of this household. Where is my wife?

Oh, you mean our great grandmother. She died a long time ago...

T.T

>> No.10493993
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10493993

>>10493829

>> No.10493996
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10493996

>>10493877

pretty dick move isn't it ?

>> No.10494003

>>10493885

I am cracking up over that now

"HURRY MY BROTHERS!!!! We must complete this last set of forge grade toy land raiders!"

>> No.10494011

>>10492376
Nobody know anything about the art style of the OP's picture. Like what to use to get the textures and such.

>> No.10494021
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10494021

>>10493996

>> No.10494056

>>10494011

see communist propaganda

>> No.10494059

>>10494011

look for old Soviet Propaganda pictures....that might help

>> No.10494061

"And so it was that I found myself present with the women and men of fourth squad in what at the time I took to be a mere skrimish. Only hindsight and the tatical genius of Commissar Cain were to later reveal just how significant that minor incident would prove to be"

>Only hindsight and the tatical genius of Commissar Cain were to later reveal just how significant that minor incident would prove to be

>Only hindsight and the tatical genius of Commissar Cain

>tatical genius of Commissar Cain

>tatical genius

PRAISE CAIN!

>> No.10494062

"And so it was that I found myself present with the women and men of fourth squad in what at the time I took to be a mere skrimish. Only hindsight and the tatical genius of Commissar Cain were to later reveal just how significant that minor incident would prove to be"

>Only hindsight and the tatical genius of Commissar Cain were to later reveal just how significant that minor incident would prove to be

>Only hindsight and the tatical genius of Commissar Cain

>tatical genius of Commissar Cain

>tatical genius

PRAISE CAIN!

>> No.10494101

>>10494056
>>10494059

propagandamaind !

>> No.10494107

>>10493526

They also have the best warcry: FROM THE SKIES!

>> No.10494120

>>10493712
>>10493712

"[sob] Uncle 'rok, Jon called me Susie Toadface at the playground again. [sob] He also took my dolly! He's mean and I HATE him! [sob]"

"DRY YOUR TEARS, LITTLE ONE. ORROK--CHAMPION OF A HUNDRED WORLDS--SHALL...CHASTISE THIS BOY CALLED 'JON'".

>> No.10494127

>>10494062

HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!

>> No.10494160

>>10494120

Drawfags.....now!!!

>> No.10494165
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10494165

Catachan nothing better than a planet full rambos

>> No.10494168

>>10493526

Seconding this. Airborne are always the best, and the Elysians are them but cooler.

>> No.10494178

>>10494165
forgot to say that Catachan wouldent run away they

>> No.10494193
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10494193

Where is the love for mah Praetorians?

>> No.10494197
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10494197

>>10494165
...did you seriously edit out the FUCK LEADERSHIP part?

I don't even

>> No.10494213

>>10494120
Oh, SHIIIT
Jon's going to get a VERY stern talking to, followed by being picked up, plopped in front of Susie, made to apologize and return her doll, and then brought BACK to his family, and then inform them of his transgressions.

Poor, poor Jon. That Dreadnought has made fanatical chaos space marines break in terror.

>> No.10494234

>>10493712

"Uncle Orrok! Wake up! You're going to be late for church!"

"AAARGH. THE ONLY PRAYING ORROK DOES IS WITH MELTA AND HOLY BOLTER."

"Oh, hush. That's a lie; the whole town hears you pray every night before bed. Get up and put on your purity seals; we're leaving in ten.

"NOOOO. ORROK MUST NEEDS 10 MORE MINUTES OF SLUMBER."

>> No.10494269

>>10494234
You know...I like Unckle Occk more than I do the dreadnaught from Dan Abnet's comics. He's far more relatible than *shot of adreniline* WHY HAVE YOU WOKEN ME

>> No.10494279

>>10493594

That'd be like getting a quadriplegic kid in the big brother program. So lame.

>> No.10494311

>>10494234
"Brudda Ock, can I get a piggyback ride to the chapel today?"

"SISTER SUSIE, HAVE YOU BEEN A FAITHFUL DAUGHTER TO YOUR PARENTS AND THE EMPEROR THIS WEEK?"

"Yes, yes, and I've even already et up and brushed my teef before breakfast- now pleeeeeeeze? PLEEEEZE brudda Ock can I get a piggyback ride?!"

"VERY WELL LITTLE SUSIE. THIS IS THE GIFT ALL LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR RECEIVE WHEN THEY BRUSH THEIR TEETH AND ARE GOOD LITTLE GIRLS. SAVOR THIS PRESENT, LITTLE ONE."

"Wheeee!"

>> No.10494344

>>10494311
Actually, I just thought about the Terror a dreadnought must feel coming home to his family. After all, he can easily snap their bodies with nary a thought, so he's constantly walking on eggshells...
or he gets the tech priest to remove his powerfist and weapons, and give him manipulator arms.

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10494357

>>10494269

Tankred! Brother Orrock is here to see you!

He brought Susie along with him!

>> No.10494397

>>10494344

Excellent control of their stuff. Same reason anyone in power armor can hold their guns without crushing the grip- they have control along with the power. Dreadnoughts even moreso- they ARE the suit.

Also, "Brudda Ock" is so damned cute in a sundress in my head.

>> No.10494401

>>10494213
>>10494213

"WITH ADAMANTINE SHELL AND BOOMING VOICE DOES ORROK INFORM YOU THAT THIS SON CALLED JON HAS MADE SUSIE CRY...AGAIN."

"Oh, Orrok! We're so sorry! Jon, come here. Have you apologized?"

"HE HAS INDEED, BUT ORROK FEARS HIS HEART IS BLACK AND GIRDED WITH IRON"

"No! Orrok, our Jon is no heretic!"

MIGHTY ORROK DID NOT SUGGEST THIS. HE FEELS GREAT--...HE FEELS ANG--...HM. HE FEELS JON IS NOT TRULY SORRY.

"Well then. What would you do for punishment, Orrok? It seems only fair that we let you decide. RIGHT, Jon?"

"WE WOULD SEE SUCH IMPUDENCE SHOWN TO THE NEAREST DEATH WORLD FOR A YEAR OF SOLITARY SURVIVAL...BUT ORREK SUPPOSES EARLY BEDTIME AND NO DESERT FOR A WEEK SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT."

>> No.10494436

>>10494357

Oh Emperor. Their embrace would shatter worlds.

>> No.10494474

>>10494401
Fucking fantastic. I think this should be archived.

>> No.10494509

>>10494436
Tankred didn't strike me as the type. He was much more "RAARG, KILL ALL THINGS!"

>> No.10494530
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10494530

does anyone else think that all Kreigers sound like the pyro from TF2?

>> No.10494534

>>10494344

Or a special spade arm, should the family be taking a trip to the beach.

"ORROK SHALL BUILD YOU A MIGHTY FORTRESS OF SAND AND WATER. FROM YOUR CITADEL, YOU SHALL SERVE THE EMPEROR OF MAN...UNTIL FOUR O'CLOCK. THEN WE LEAVE FOR DINNER.

Next day, when Orrok sees the tide has washed away little Susie's castle.

"YOU HAVE THE BLAZING ENMITY OF ORROK FOR ALL TIME, OCEAN."

>> No.10494614

>>10494534
"Uncle Orrok, what are you doing?"
"ORROK IS PURGING THE OCEAN OF ITS HERESY!"

>> No.10494624

>>10494534
>>10494534
>>10494534

Years later, when Orrok accompanies a now-19 year-old Susie and her friends to the beach.

"Uncle Orrok, come in! It's great!"

"IS IT YOUR WILL TO USE ORROK AS A DIVING BOARD? ORROK WOULD BE PLEASED TO SERVE."

"Haha, that would be awesome!"

"THE BEACH SHALL TREMBLE WITH MY FOOTSTEPS. I AM COMING."

A moment before entering the water, Orrok pauses and stares at the waves lapping at the shore.

"ORROK DOES NOT FORGET, AND ORROK DOES NOT FORGIVE, OCEAN."

>> No.10494633

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS THREAD

>> No.10494661

>>10494624
"SUSIE, ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH THAT DAVE CHILD?"
"Yes Uncle Orrok, we met at a dance last week, and he's such a sweet guy."
"REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR PURITY SEALS CHILD, AND BE HOME BEFORE TEN."

>> No.10494726
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>>10494661

So I'm going out with this Susie girl, and all she talks about is her Uncle Orrock....I've always wanted to meet the guy, but I'm too scared he might label me a heretic and set me on fire. What should I do guys?

>> No.10494730

>>10494661
That'd be pretty effective birth control, having an angry dreadnought sitting on the front stoop

>> No.10494743

>>10494726
Purity Seals.
EVERYWHERE.
Also, be back before Ten, unless you like your car to be remodeled with assault gun shells

>> No.10494805

>>10494509
However TANKRED IS IN IT FOR THE BITCHES!

>> No.10494806

All Hallow's Eve:

A ringing of the doorbell rouses Orrok from his Most Holy Slumber. He casts open the door to find two strange and disfigured individuals in the doorway; a Tau and a strange green figure with hooked nose and pointed black hat!

"AARGH. BY HOLY FIRE BE PURGED."

He raises his left arm where from a crackle and his is heard as a blue glow builds within his Holy Plasma Cannon.

"Uncle 'rok! No! It's All Hallow's Eve!"

"OH. HIS MOST DEVOTED INSTRUMENT OF WAR HAS FORGOTTEN. THE CANDY; WHERE HAVE I PUT IT?"

"It's around your neck, uncle 'Rok.

Orrok's optics gaze downward to his waist, from where a bucket full of candy dangles, suspended by a rope tied around his neck.

"YOUR COSTUMES PLEASE MIGHTY ORROK. ONE MUST KNOW THE HERETIC, THE MUTANT, THE ALIEN IN ORDER TO PURGE THEM. TAKE CANDY, AND ENJOY YOUR BOUNTY ON THIS NIGHT.

>> No.10494826

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

This is to awesome to let slip through the net of time

>> No.10494843

>>10494806
I hope they didn't load his plasma cannon while he's on duty...

>> No.10494889

>>10494743

I should write this story in detail later

>> No.10494910

and how the hell do we archive it?

>> No.10494927

>>10494726

YOU SHALL NOT HAVE THE GIRL SUSIE BACK AFTER TEN O'CLOCK, STANDARD WORLD TIME.

YOU SHALL NOT BE INAPPROPRIATE WITH HER; NO "NECKING."

YOU SHALL NOT DRIVE RECKLESSLY, FOR THE ROAD IS WINDING AND THE NIGHT IS BLACK.

YOU SHALL TAKE NEITHER DRINK NOR DRUG, NOR PRESSURE THE GIRL SUSIE TO DO SO.

YOU SHALL NOT CONSORT WITH THE MUTANT, ALIEN, OR HERETIC, NOR SUFFER HERESY OF ANY KIND TO BE HAD.

YOU SHALL NOT REFER TO THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND AS "EMPS" OR "GEMSY," AS YOU CHILDREN ARE SO BLASPHEMOUSLY WONT TO DO.

LASTLY, YOU SHALL HAVE FUN. THESE COMMANDS ARE TO BE OBEYED; MIGHTY ORROK SEES, AND MIGHTY ORROK KNOWS. ALSO, MS. ADEMPTUS WILL BE AT THE DANCE. SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF ORROK AND THEY DISCUSS MUCH OVER COFFEE ON SATURDAY AFTERNOONS.

>> No.10495036

>>10494910

Suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

>> No.10495047

>>10494927

Orrok draws himself up to his full height, arching his optics and vox caster to the sky.

ORROK HAS SPOKEN, AND ORROK HAS BEEN HEARD. GOODNIGHT, LITTLE ONES.

As he glances back over his shoulder, Jon sees the invincible veteran of a hundred and fifty worlds framed by light in the doorway of the house. His servo arms are crossed and Jon is sure that if Orrok had a face, it would be stern and unyielding. He checks his watch; there are four hours until ten o'clock. He sets the alarm on his watch for 9:30, just to be sure.

>> No.10495053
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>>10494927

Yes Venerable Dreadnought Orrock! But of course Mister Orrock! Wouldn''t have it any other way sir!

>> No.10495094
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10495094

Can't beat those loveable Kriegers.

City doesn't pay it's tithe? Bomb it for 10 years, which is 5 years longer than it took for the city to surrender, and 3 years longer than it took for the city to be devoid of all signs of life. You want over the top? You fucking got it.

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>>10495047

You and I are going to have to work this out....yes? (How does the name Jon Varl sound?)

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10495212

Has anyone archived this thread yet?

>> No.10495225

>>10495047

Later that night. 10:03 PM. A groundcar pulls up to the house, shuts down; Jon and Susie both exit. Jon is practically shoving Susie at the doorway of the house, a worried look on his face. As they approach The Most Sacred front steps, the door bursts open with a thunderous BOOM! A low, menacing hum comes from the Most Holy Plasma Cannon affixed to Orrok's left arm, and the weapon's standby power fills the porch with an ethereal blue glow.

"IT IS NOW TEN-OH-FOUR STANDARD WORLD TIME. ORROK IS FACED WITH INSUBORDINATION AND THE FAILURE OF A CITIZEN OF THE EMPIRE OF MAN TO PERFORM HIS DUTY. WHAT SAY YOU, CITIZEN?"

"Oh, uncle 'rok! We tried calling you to say we'd be a few minutes late. Do you have the cell phone I gave you?"

"IT IS PRESENT, LITTLE SUSIE."

Orrok draws the cell phone from a small cargo compartment.

"Is it even on? It went straight to voicemail. You can check the messages if you want; we did leave you one."

"NO. THE DEVICE IS POWERED DOWN. ORROK IS USED TO VOX CASTER, NOT THIS...CELLULAR TELEPHONE DEVICE."

>> No.10495238

>>10495047
>>10495126
>see
>>10494661

His name is Dave retards...*sigh*

>> No.10495257

>>10495126
>>10495126

Oh, sorry haha. I didn't even realize you had done further exploration of the whole dating thing.

Personally, I like the idea that Susie is going out with the same kid who used to tease her on the playground. It's got a very olden, kind of sweet feel to it. Plus, it gives Orrok--He Who Does Not Forgive, Nor Forget--further excuse to keep a watchful eye on Jon.

But yes. That name sounds good.

>> No.10495264 [DELETED] 

>>10495225
see
>>10494661


>GoddomnitFronk.jpg

>> No.10495289
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>>10495238

right..forgot that part...my bad...

After watching Susie trying to calm her "Uncle Orrok", Dave had only one thought on his mind and that was, "What have I gotten myself into?"

>> No.10495296

>>10495257
generally kids tease each other.
Nothing to be done about it.
Some kids tease the kids they like. Others tease cause its fun.

>> No.10495308

>>10495264
>>10495264

No big deal; just replace the name Jon with Dave in Yooooouuuuur Imaginatiioooooooon.

But yeah, have we reached a consensus in name? >>10495126 ?

I feel kinda bad about hijacking the name.

>> No.10495347

>>10495238
>here

>>10495257

You know what that actually makes a lot more sense... ;P

>> No.10495361

Request form filed

>> No.10495366

>>10495238
>here

>>10495308

Jon Vorl it is then :)

>> No.10495381

>>10495366
>*Varl

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>>10495308

EH no problem...We'll stick with Dave since that what the original guy came up with....I merely went along with that and started to post the pictures....but we should actually have an impromptu chat or something to smooth everything out

>> No.10495424

cultist_chan.jpg

I lahve theese thread soh mahch!

>> No.10495451

>>10495423
>>10495423

You and this guy

>>10495366

can talk it out. I'm responsible for a lot of the Orrok writefaggotry (just decided to namefag for ease of reference) that's transpired here...but I have work to do, so I will be only intermittently checking this thread.

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>>10495423

What?

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>>10495366

Right let's get this over with...Susies boyfriend's full name is Jonathon Dave Varl....often goes by his middle name because he hates his first name

Can everybody agree to that?

>> No.10495469

>>10495454
Original Dave guy here.
I say yes. Seriously, I thought he'd be a throwaway guy.
Now Settle, or I'll think he's an agent of Tzenetch

>> No.10495483

>>10495424

LITTLE ONE. YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO TRULY UNDERSTAND SUCH HERESY. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?ORROK REQUIRES EXTERMI-- PURG-- HM. ORROK REQUIRES ...WORDS WITH THEM.

>> No.10495501

>>10495454
>>10495454

I agree.

>> No.10495514

If I ever play 40k again I am most likely going guard, also salamanders sound awesome from what you said, if I go space marine i'll play them

>> No.10495554

>>10495514

You had best name one of your Venerated Dreadnoughts Orrok.

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>>10495452

Everything is up to your descretion oh wise AstroDog....what we say must be approved by you...

>>10495451

What's up?

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>> No.10495609

The bad kids in the neighborhood mess with Orrok by going up to the door and yelling "Heretics!", then running off and hiding before Orrok can open the door in a Most Holy Anger.

>> No.10495643

>>10495567

We've agreed on Jonathan Dave Varl. Jon for short, often goes by Dave.

>> No.10495666

>>10495554

of course

>> No.10495670

>>10495643

works for me...

>> No.10495704

>>10495666

heh I should do improvs more often....

>> No.10495787

"SUSIE, GO INSIDE. YOUR MOTHER WAS VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. CITIZEN JON, COME WITH ME. WE'RE GOING TO BU- FI- HM. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A TALK"

>> No.10495822
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FIRE BY RANK

>> No.10495864

>>10495787

YOU SEE, WHEN A BOY AND A GIRL LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH, THEY...MAKE LOVE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, CITIZEN JON? NO? IT IS WHEN THEY READ TO EACH OTHER OF THE EMPEROR'S MOST HOLY BOOK AND REVEL IN HIS MOST SANCTIFICOUS WORDS.

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10495935

Excuse the shitty drawing but I saw Orrok in a sun dress, floppy hat and holding a tea cup and I needed to draw it.

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>>10495864

Go on Mister Orrok, I am listening to your wise words

>> No.10496165

Bump for more Orrok writefaggory!

>> No.10496183
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10496183

Tallarn. for the motherfucking win.

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>> No.10496205

>>10495864
>>10496086

FOR YOU SEE, THE GREATEST ACT OF LOVE IN THIS GREAT WIDE GALAXY WE DWELL AND WAGE HOLY WAR IN...IS TO CONCEDE OUR GREATEST FEELINGS OF DEVOTION IN THE EMPEROR AND HIS EMPIRE TO OUR MOST DEAR OF COMPANIONS.

OTHER FORMS OF AFFECTION SANCTIONED BY HIS MOST HOLY OF HOLIES ARE STANDING NO CLOSER THAN FOUR FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AT ALL TIMES AND FEELING THE ICY CLAWS OF FEAR AND THE UNBREAKABLE WEIGHT OF RESPECT FOR THE GIRL'S MOST VENERATED UNCLE.

>> No.10496231

>>10496205
Uncle Orrock, I don't think you know what making love is either.

>> No.10496388

>>10496231

ORROK MAKES LOVE TO THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM WITH HOLY PLASMA AND RENDING CLAWS.

ORROK SHOWS LOVE TO HIS CHAPTER AND THE EMPEROR, SOWING FEAR WITHIN HIS FOES, WITH FERVENT PRAYER AND BOOMING VOICE

ORROK DIDN'T FIGHT ON A HUNDRED AND FIFTY WORLDS TO HAVE SOME SCAMP TRY TO TELL ORROK FACE OF "LOVE."

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD.

...

AND SUSIE. ORROK LOVES HER SO.

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>>10496205

Contemplating on this, Jon started to wonder if asking to join the Venerable Dreadnought's family would be such a good idea.

"Mister Orrok, I was wondering, but how long would it be for....well..."

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>>10496388

How long would it take before I can finally be a member of your family? So to speak?

>> No.10496732

>>10496510

ORROK IS...BE-- RIG-- ...HM. ORROK IS CONFUSED AS TO WHAT YOU SPEAK OF.

DO YOU MEAN TO TAKE MY SUSIE IN MOST SANCTIMONIOUS MARRIAGE, CITIZEN JON?

>> No.10496757

>>10496510
At first, Venerable Orrok is confused by the question.

But realisation dawns slowly, and were he still able to smile, Holy Orrok would be beaming with pride and hope for the boy. Truly, he had misjudged his intentions.

LITTLE ONE,

He intoned, in a voice booming and joyous,

THAT WILL DEPEND ON HOW RAPIDLY THE SACRED GENE-SEED TAKES TO YOU.

COME, LET US GET YOU INDUCTED!

>> No.10496797

>>10496757

And then Jon was teh Space Marines.

>> No.10496892

>>10496797
This calls for BAWW inducing writefaggotry wherein a battle-hardened veteran Jon becomes the adopted Marine/Dreadnought of Susie's family.

Doomed to see the woman he loved happy in her new life, with her husband and children, as he looms in the corner where Uncle Orrok once sat, gazing out on the life that could have been his.

>> No.10496912

>>10496892
Or...not. I'd like this to stay upbeat

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>>10496732
>>10496757

Damn it...Having areal hard time deciding which one to go with here...Might as well combine them both now eh?

Standing up now, Jon could hardly believe his own ears. For the First time in the life given to him by the God Emperor, Jonathon Dave Varl, was, speechless.

>> No.10497008

>>10496892

It's up to AstroDog how it goes.....

>> No.10497038

Tread has been archived at sup/tg/ for great justice

>> No.10497076

Imagine Orrok walking Susie down the isle

>> No.10497205

>>10497038

Thank you fellow servant of the God-Emperor

>> No.10497317

>>10492414
They never described it as a brogue, they said sing-song?

So I though more Irish.

>> No.10497440

>>10497008
>>10497008

ASTRODOG RELEASES--

Oh, er, mhm; AstroDog releases this story and its characters to all of /tg/, without who these characters probably wouldn't have been dreamt of.

I mean, I'll definitely be visiting Orrok, Susie, Jon and Jon again...but in the meantime...

Have fun, devo/tg/uardsmen!

>> No.10497463

>>10497440
WRITE IT UP PROPERLY AND PUT IT ON 1D4CHAN FOR THE MASSES TO READ

SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND

>> No.10497467

>>10497440

Sorry, that post was meant to be NameFagged by me.

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When the 'arf-made recruity ships off wi' th' fleets,
'E acts like a babe an' 'e drinks like a beast,
An' 'e wonders because 'e is frequent deceased
Ere 'e's fit for to serve as a Guardsman.
Serve, serve, serve as a Guardsman,
Serve, serve, serve as a Guardsman,
Serve, serve, serve as a Guardsman,
Guards-man OF the Empire!

Now all you recruities what's drafted to-day,
You shut up your rag-box an' 'ark to my lay,
An' I'll sing you a Guardsman as far as I may:
A Guardsman what's fit for th' Emprah.

First mind you steer clear o' the grog-sellers' huts,
For they sell you Fixed Bay'nets that rots out your guts --
Ay, drink that 'ud eat the live steel from your butts --
An' it's bad for the foolish young Guardsman.

When the Hive-fever comes -- as it will past a doubt --
Keep out of the wet and don't go on the shout,
For the sickness gets in as the liquor dies out,
An' it crumples the Imperial Guardsman.

>> No.10497499

>>10497480
But the worst o' your foes is the star over'ead:
You must wear your 'elmet for all that is said:
If 'e finds you uncovered 'e'll knock you down dead,
An' you'll die like a fool of a Guardsman.

If you're cast for fatigue by a sergeant unkind,
Don't grouse like a woman nor crack on nor blind;
Be handy and civil, and then you will find
That it's beer for the Imperial Guardsman.

Now, if you must marry, take care she is old --
A troop-sergeant's widow's the nicest I'm told,
For beauty won't help if your rations is cold,
Nor love ain't enough for a Guardsman.

If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath
To shoot when you catch 'em -- you'll swing, on my oath! --
Make 'im take 'er and keep 'er: that's Hell for them both,
An' you're shut o' the curse of a Guardsman.

>> No.10497509

>>10497499
When first under fire an' you're wishful to duck,
Don't look nor take 'eed at the man that is struck,
Be thankful you're livin', and trust to your luck
And march to your front like a Guardsman.

When 'arf of your shots fly wide in the ditch,
Don't call your lasgun a cross-eyed old bitch;
She's human as you are -- you treat her as sich,
An' she'll fight for the Imperial Guardsman.

When shakin' their bustles like ladies so fine,
The guns o' the xeno filth form into line,
Shoot low at the limbers an' don't mind the shine,
For noise never startles the Guardsman.

If your Comissar's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's heresy to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a Guardsman.

When you're wounded and left on an alien world's plains,
And the heretics come out to defile what remains,
Jest roll to your lasgun and blow out your brains
An' die for th' Emprah like a Guardsman.
Die, die, die like a Guardsman,
Die, die, die like a Guardsman,
Die, die, die like a Guardsman,
Guards-man of the EMPRAH!

>> No.10497524

>>10497467
>>10497440

God. Dammit.

Once again, I endorse this. These two posts, right here. They are mine.

>>10497463
>>10497463

I highly doubt I'll ever get to doing so. I'm currently working on a webcomic AND a separate writing project in addition to JOB HUNTING and WORKING, on top of trying to maintain at least a semi-active social life.

This is... how you say... "not easy."

But, I'll definitely come back to write short little standalone pieces on Orrok.

But seriously, y'all; thanks! I encourage everyone who wants to do so to play with Orrok. Write, you glorious bastards! Write!

>> No.10497549

>>10497524
IF YOU WRITE IT, THEY WILL COME

WRITE THE FIRST PIECE AND ANONYMOUS WILL DO THE REST

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>>10497524

Will do Brother AstroDog...Will do

>> No.10497607

>>10492413
>implying ultramarines weren't hiding on the other side of the galaxy

>> No.10497614

One last Orrokism for a lil' while:

WITH ADAMANTINE CLAW AND ANCIENT STRENGTH I WILL LIFT YOU UNTO THE LIGHT.

THEN, SPIN YOU AROUND AND MUSS UP YOUR HAIR.

I LOVE YOU SO, LITTLE ONE.

>> No.10497712

>>10497614

one of these days we're gonna have to create an aactual writfag story for this

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/tg/, because I love you.

Have colorscribbles.

>> No.10499076

>>10497712

Ugh, sorry. I don't mean to double post so often, I swear.

But yeah. Actual story-ing should probably get done at some point. When...ehhhhhh....I don't know. I'm terrible with these things.

>> No.10499136

>>10498991

ORROK REQUIRES SUNSCREEN. HIS EXTERIOR ARMOR IS LOSING ITS LUSTER.

>> No.10499585

>>10498991

So Susies a Blonde eh?

>> No.10499626

>>10498991

hey Astro if you're on DeviantArt....be sure to look me up here http://zachg56.deviantart.com/

might help if we have something other than 4chan to work with

>> No.10499879

>>10499626
>>10499626
>>10499626

I'm not really on DevArt...though I probably should be. Actually, I think I have an account that I never really used.

But, I'll try to get active on it.

>> No.10500025

>>10499879

right should be fairly easy to do....then again, there's always instant messengers...but I'd rather not give that info out on 4chan for obvious reasons

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