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Explain WH40k to somone who doesnt know shit about fantasy/scifi

>> No.10472002


>> No.10472006

Depends on who the someone is.

>> No.10472018

It gets worse, and the explosions get bigger.

If you're reading that from WH40K, you've likley caught six STD's, been shot twice, and been raped thrice.

At least one of those things will have been on fire.

>> No.10472090

Lurk the site for about 20 minutes. Are you even trying?

>> No.10472118

>doesn't know shit about fantasy or sci fi
Do they live under a rock?

>> No.10472155

In 38000 years, the universe is fucked.

>> No.10472157


It's basically Star Wars except the Empire is your best friend and the force wants to eat your soul.

>> No.10472160

Once, there was a Messiah. It Got Worse.

>> No.10472184

In the grimdark grimdarkness of the grimdark grimdark, there is only grimdark.

And redundancy

>> No.10472196

And redundancy.

>> No.10472226


what is this i don't even

>> No.10472229


>> No.10472232

In 38000 years in the futre all of the oldest races including humanity have had their own apocalypse and been crippled in some manner (humanity has had at least 3!) with humans being the last one to suffer it so they built a galaxy spanning empire to try and fuck everyone over.

Everyone else is in a perpetual state of war against humanity, each other, humanity and the gods.

Oh jesus got (sorta) killed after launching the greatest crusade in all of recorded human history.

>> No.10472249

You're forgetting redundancy.

>> No.10472281

Well now, this works quite well, even tho it's a bit biased towards the Imperium.

>> No.10472282

It's the middle ages in space, if all the demons and bogeymen were actually true. Space knights launch cursades against space satanists or barbarian orks, the common man lives like a serf oppressed by nobles, and everyone lives in fear of the inquisition.

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>> No.10472294

we've exchanged redundancy with skull covered golden skulls.

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>> No.10472315

ow, and our tech has been going slightly down hill for the past 10000 years.

The armies of humanity fight bravely against the alien, the mutant, and the heretic, but it is a war we cannot win, only bring to a stalemate.

>> No.10474151

implying games workshop isnt biased towards imperium

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