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You awaken one morning to discover that you have been transformed into Cultist (complete with razormaw and accent).

What do?

>> No.10345798

Shlick

>> No.10345804

Worship the dark gods.

>> No.10345805

The fat one in front of the puzzled skinny one?

>> No.10345807

worship the gods of KHAY-OSSSS!

what else?

>> No.10345812

>>10345786
Take pictures, sell for heaps to people on /tg/.

>> No.10345818

I'm an insane girl with razor teeth?

FETISH AHOY. FUCK EVERYTHING.

>> No.10345825

Make a shitty What Do thread on 4chan.

>> No.10345828

give a blowjob

>> No.10345829

Ascend to daemonhood.

>> No.10345830

captoohr eet for kay-oss of course.

>> No.10345835

>>10345798
>>10345798
>>10345798
>>10345798
>>10345798
>>10345798

>> No.10345838

>>10345828
And bite it off before climax.

>> No.10345844

Whorsheep Kay-oss!

>> No.10345850

Repent and worship the God Emperor

>> No.10345872

Everyone who doesn't write "become a camwhore on /tg/" is a filthy liar. You will never know the joy of skub.

>> No.10345875

Sit around all day, talking out loud and enjoying my byooteeful ac-cent.

>> No.10345881

Get on all fours, and have my pet Chaos Spawn fuck me.

>> No.10345891

>>10345804
>Worship Slaanesh

FIFY.

>> No.10345956

I go find an orthodontist, or someone who can get my razor teeth in check.
I have no problem with Cultist, but... seriously, those teeth, man. Major turn-off.

>> No.10346025

>>10345956
Man, seriously? Dat Razormouth is one of the best things.

>> No.10346054

>>10345956

>Razor teeth
>turn-off

>> No.10346065

Eat, masturbate, sleep.

>> No.10346094

Pic very much related

>> No.10346097

>>10345956
>Sharp teeth
>Not a turn on

Explain.

>> No.10346100

>>10345956

> Doesn't like razor teeth

BUT DEM TEETH MAN!

>> No.10346197

>>10345786
I dunno, lol.

>> No.10346213

>>10346054, >>10346025, >>10346097, >>10346100
Okay, let me put it like this - imagine you're Cultist and one of your non-heretic (or heretic, if that's how you swing) friends wants you to go down on them. It would happen eventually; you just know it would, and that friend is not gonna stop until he gets what he asks for.

Razor teeth + oral sex = most painful blowjob ever, followed by a heavy dose of "beat that bitch half to death for not providing".

>> No.10346233

>>10346213

More like most orgasmic blowjob ever

>> No.10346245

>>10346213
>Implying I wouldn't be a dedicated self-sexual

>> No.10346268

>>10346213

>Razor teeth + oral sex = most painful blowjob ever

Masochist here. This only makes me harder.

>> No.10346362

>>10346213
It's simple
DON'T BITE

>> No.10346377

>>10346213
Gentle tooth action during oral feels fucking awesome.

>> No.10346402

>>10346100
Who's the human nurse in that shot? I recognize everyone else, though I can't remember the shark chick's name off the top of my head...

>> No.10346414

>>10345956
>>10346025
>>10346054
It depends on how razormouth she is drawn.

>> No.10346417

>>10346402

I think it's just a human nurse verity

>> No.10346428

>>10346402
Same as the other nurse just human.

>> No.10346429

>>10346213
Look man if CCC can give someone a bj safely then I think I could too

>> No.10346475

Locate nearest fire.
Purge self.

>> No.10346498

>>10346402
Mayhem.

>> No.10346508

>>10346213

I like to think noise marines have exhausted pretty much everything sex-related. So if a blowjob now tears your dick into pieces, it might actually be kind of an interesting new twist on things, for a while. Aaaaand the novelty just wore off. Oh well, at least she tried.

>> No.10346532

Well... I'll probably have to go about getting new forms of ID. I'll need to visit an orthodontist so I can get the teeth fixed... A speech therapist would be nice, too.

>> No.10346554

>>10346213
Sharp teeth gently biting/nibbling your shaft would feel amazing, I think. Little nips of pain amidst the pleasure.

>> No.10346576

>>10345798

Before I opened this thread I thought "I bet the first answer is shlick" I know you too well /tg/.

>> No.10346581

>>10346417
Verity can turn human? Huh.

Anyway, the only thing that'd change is my relationship would be a little awkward... But it's all cunnilingus already anyway.

>> No.10346625

>>10346581

>> No.10347534

>>10345786

Why is there not moar cultist 34?

>> No.10348416

>>10346100

Who is the shark girl in that pic?

>> No.10348443

>>10348416
A musician from a furry touhou clone.

>> No.10348495

>>10347534
Probably because she seems...

Well, there's no other word for it. She seems innocent. HOW CAN A CHAOS CULTIST SEEM INNOCENT? I don't know.

It'd be like rule 34 on Yatsuba.

>> No.10348520

-sex up battle bitches

-annoy dranon

-do both at the same time.

>> No.10348731

I love those teeth.

>> No.10348737 [DELETED] 

>>10345783

is u a poop sausage wat lulz 5fa628b3bd9e91dd25a83a162304b8e6

>> No.10348846

>>10345786
>You awaken one morning to discover that you have been transformed into Cultist (complete with razormaw and accent).
>What do?

Hwee warrship thar emprarr!

>> No.10349941

Call mom. Ask why she refuses to speak to us any more.

>> No.10349985

wait so cultist has the tzench and nurgle tattoos on her abdomen, the slannesh on the thigh, where is the khorne one?

>> No.10350038

>>10349985
Bottom of her foot.

>> No.10350049

>>10349985
Bottom of her left foot.

>> No.10350057

>>10349985
>>10350038

>> No.10350074

HOOR MYSELF OWT, FOHR KAY-OSS.

>> No.10350193

I always found Cultist one of /tg/'s worst meme's. This just proves it.

>> No.10350208

>>10350193

It's 40K inspired, what did you expect?

>> No.10350236

>> 10349985
I've seen it on her right thigh...

>> No.10350246

>> 10349985
... and bottom of left foot...

>> No.10350564

>>10348731

needle teeth

>> No.10350757

>>10349941

How joo getting zis numbah?! Verity telling joo to nein ever be kalling her!

>mom

Und nein kalling Verity ZAT joo littul abominashun!

>> No.10350833

i think ill stick with my flat chompaz

>> No.10350856

>>10345786
Bite my tongue and bleed to death/starve to death because I can't chew

>> No.10350956

Wish I'd been turned into Ayanami instead.

>> No.10350993

HWEE KAP-TOOR WAFFLES FOR KHAY-OSS

>> No.10351106

>>10350856
Meh, having sharp teeth isn't that bad, and the tongue is a very resilient chunk of muscle that heals pretty fast.

Also, I would row row and fight tha powah.

>> No.10351169

I FUCK EVERYTHING

>> No.10351169,1 [INTERNAL] 

Seconded.

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