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Techpriest General.

Techpriests are really the only reason why I have any interest whatsoever in DH/40K. I don't play either of the games, although I'd play DH if I could find a group, but goddamn if Techpriests keeps me interested.

They're just so sexy and perfect, I don't understand it, but I want to <3

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>>10313764

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>>10313788
I actually fixed a dvd player like that once.

>> No.10313833

ADMECH WOMEN ARE BEST WOMEN

>> No.10313841

>>10313808
Then you must teach me how.

>>10313833
That's hot <3

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>>10313843
More of these?

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>>10313878
huhh but it says i dont have permisson to

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Light some incense

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>techpriests

>sexy and perfect


, , , OH god what

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>>10313808
I don't believe it, you would have crushed the thing.

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>>10313943
Superior augmented women. Dem bionics.

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Out of Advice Techpriest
Have a cosplay Techpriest.

>> No.10314010

Love blooman'

>> No.10314018

>>10313998
why is that pic so famous? doesnt anyone have any of my other pics?

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>>10314018
There are other pics?

>> No.10314047

>>10314036

This should be a Codex

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>>10314047
Oh those sexy praetorians.
Fapfapfapfap.

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>>10314047
idk lol

>> No.10314088

>>10314018
Post the other pics, I for one, would love to have more than just that one.

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>>10313841
Just slapped it on the top of it in a fit of frustration while just getting out of the dorm shower.

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>>10314136
Please tell me that's not a techtrap

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>>10314165
I could tell you that, but it'd be a lie.

>> No.10314193

TECHPRIESTS!

It seems the enemy is to overwhelm us

You are hereby ordered to destroy the tian artifact!

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>>10314165
>>flat chest
>>suspicious bulge in panties

Yes, that's a techtrap, son.

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>>10314184
Wait what?

Necron Techpreist?

>> No.10314240

>>10314193
Yea, no, we won't be doing that. Once you stupid meatbags are all dead, we'll roll in with the Skitarri legions and get it back.

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>> No.10314252

>>10314235

IT'S HEAVILY >IMPLIED THAT THE OMNISSAIAH AND VOID DRAGON ARE ONE BEING.

>> No.10314258

>>10314240
We're ready.

>> No.10314270

>>10314165
It's not a trap at all, it's just a guy

>> No.10314271

>>10314252
heresy!

>> No.10314274

>>10314193

I could maybe understand that when the invaders were chaos or something

But when massacring them with the Blud Revans I was just hankering for the Techpriests to betray the guardsmen

>> No.10314275

>>10314184

That's just 8 differant kinds of heresy.

>> No.10314280

>>10314270
Don't say that, we'll realize that we're gay!

>> No.10314288

>>10314184

wat

>> No.10314291

>>10314252
I know, but he's trapped in that giant silver room, and unable to control any necrons right now.

Still, I think a rogue necron lord techpriest would be the best thing ever, despite going against canon entirely.

>> No.10314299

I love the concept of tech-priests, and hate the execution

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>>10314271
reminds me of this

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>>10314184

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>>10314291

Hopefully the next cron dex will give us more updates

On that note.. even though I'm in favour of tabletop C'tan being replaced by quirky necron lords with personalities... If they do keep the C'tan it'd be pretty cool if the Outsider was introduced

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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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>>10314318

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>>10314184
The faithful gonna hate.

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>>10314216
It's not a trap at all.
Flat chest, obvious bulge.
It's just a kind of feminine guy

>> No.10314389

>>10314376
Traps can be obvious traps as well you know.

>> No.10314391

Love thy techpriest.
Bless the Omnessiah!

>> No.10314405

>>10314389
It could be, but this isn't the case.
That's just a boy

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>>10314405
>>10314376
Heretics, heretics everywhere.

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>>10314405
>>10314389
>>10314376
>>10314270
IT DOESN'T MATTER, HE'S STILL HOT
CHRIST

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>>10313943
>, , , OH god what

But they are! They're clearly superior to us; metal is better than flesh. Who cares that we can regenerate some flesh when theirs never breaks?

Sorry for the late post, was in a match.

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>>10314391
No machine body parts viable? Not sexy to me...

>> No.10314532

>>10314391
Awesome!

>> No.10314545

>>10314391
No machine body parts visible? Not sexy to me...

>> No.10314553

>>10314522
Have this then

>> No.10314555

I'm sure the answer is either "NO!" or "HERESY!", but is there a 40K dating sim? If so, there must be a sexy techpriest for me to love <3

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>>10314391
This has GOT to be some kind of heresy.

>> No.10314562

>>10314553
was meant for >>10314545

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>>10314555
That picture us coming from a project: >>10313978

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>>10314555
One is being made, I think. Don't remember the name though.

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>>10314573
That's what made me think of it!

Fuck Katawa-Shoujo, I want this... actually wait. katawa-shoujo would be better if all the girls just became techpriests <3

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>>10314623
I'd rather have techpriests and sororitas

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>>10314644
What is this sororitas that you speak of?

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>>10314827
Bolter Bitches

>> No.10315001

>>10314925
Psh, they've got nothing on the beauty that is the techpriest.

>> No.10315148

Great thread, I have an overwhelming urge now to build a Dr Octopus tech marine

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Anyone ever made a chaos tech marine? They must have them to keep their vehicles working... that could be so cool

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>>10315150
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

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>>10315150
...is this some sort of Tech-heresy?

>> No.10315223

>>10315150
She can be my biomagus anyday.

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>>10315210
>>10315218
>>10315223
There's a set, somewhere.

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>>10315242

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>>10315242
Goddamn. On the off chance you have it I'd kill for some sauce. Krowei is not helpful.

>> No.10315453

Requesting a picture of a female tech priest using her servo skull as a sex toy. the skull should have a penis riveted to it, and she needs to have big ol titays. The servo skull acts like a horny dog, and proceeds to ride her, and then blast her with piss.

also the servo skull needs to be more of a servo face, and look like this, with the dong coming out from under the chin.

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>>10315436
Krowzi, I think. Not sure.

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>>10315242
>and then blast her with piss.

No, I don't think I'll be doing this.

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>>10315148
mechadendrites + plasma gun= Dr. Octagonapus, Blargh!

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>>10315471
Oh, I forgot, it is a tech priest. She gets blasted by holy machine ointments and oils.

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>>10315458
http://www.furaffinity.net/scraps/krowzi/

MY GOD! IT WORKS! Looks like chances for moar are slim, though.

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>>10315175

The Iron Warriors? It's literally an entire traitor legion of techmarines.

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This thread is win.

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>>10315175
>>10315558

The obliterators are actually traitor tech marines. If you read the fluff throughout the ages, it hints as it.

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BAM!

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>>10315620
Praise the lord!

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>>10315001
They have great flamers

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>>10315175
Chaos have Dark Mechanicus.

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1010001

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>>10315978
That's a multimelta.

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Hey guys, what's-

>tech-priest dickgirl

Oh.

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>>10316532
> agitated Necron.jpg
wat

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>>10316541
That's even better!

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>>10316532

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Hey, Commissar, is having sex with a female techpriest considered heresy?
Just... curious.

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>>10313743

"w" + "a" - "a" + "w" + "j" - "j" + "w" + "v" - "v" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "d" - "d" + "n" + "v" - "v" + "o" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "u" - "u" + "t" + "k" - "k" + "a" + "r" - "r" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "d" - "d" + "." + "p" - "p" + "s" + "v" - "v" + "e" + "n" - "n"

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>>10313743

"w" + "p" - "p" + "w" + "l" - "l" + "w" + "h" - "h" + "." + "s" - "s" + "a" + "g" - "g" + "n" + "v" - "v" + "o" + "x" - "x" + "n" + "p" - "p" + "t" + "v" - "v" + "a" + "c" - "c" + "l" + "i" - "i" + "k" + "i" - "i" + "." + "z" - "z" + "s" + "l" - "l" + "e" + "i" - "i"

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>>10317347

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>>10317347
Also curious:

Commissar, what about a male Techpriest?

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>>10317449
>>10317347

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>>10317347
>>10317449
First of all, you are pig disgusting fleshy meatbag. No techpriest will want to do those kind of things with you

Secondly, see pic.

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>>10317492
D: But... vibrating mechadendrite attachments!

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>>10313742

"w" + "v" - "v" + "w" + "d" - "d" + "w" + "m" - "m" + "." + "a" - "a" + "a" + "z" - "z" + "n" + "b" - "b" + "o" + "e" - "e" + "n" + "f" - "f" + "t" + "p" - "p" + "a" + "e" - "e" + "l" + "s" - "s" + "k" + "c" - "c" + "." + "e" - "e" + "s" + "l" - "l" + "e" + "t" - "t"

>> No.10317599

How would my Tech-Priest go about becoming an expert in tech-heresy?

I don't mean becoming an actual heretek, mind you. I was more thinking of the kind of guy who gets brought in to analyse stuff when the Mechanicus uncovers a coven of False-Men of Nomen Rhyne, or who takes apart heretek machinery to ensure that it contains nothing of worth to the Machine Cult before it is destroyed, or who gets to examine and catalogue captured xenotech in order to better understand how to guard against it.

I mean, they must have guys who do that kind of thing, right? The AdMech is all about hoarding knowledge, and they never delete anything (though studies of heretek stuff would probably be very heavily guarded).

How do I get to study heretek stuff without being excommunicated from the Adeptus Mechanicus?

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>>10317347
If she has a penis, it's at least twenty-six types of heresy.
...
Why do you ask?

>> No.10317633

>>10317492
What if a commissar does it?

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>>10314160
Can anyone tell me what bits were used to make this?

>> No.10317652

>>10317633
Thirty-two. And Guardsman who rat out their commissar tend to get shot in the gut. By accident, of course.

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>>10314136
Thaaaat.... that is not a blade attached right there. That is much more interesting.
>staaaaare
And the Techpriest attached ain't bad either.

>> No.10317671

>>10317649

Pretty sure the arms came from a Doctor Octopus action figure. The rest is a GW enginseer model.

>> No.10317809

>>10317649

It's made from a Dr. Octopus Heroclix figure and the generic engineseer mini from GW.

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>>10313742

"w" + "q" - "q" + "w" + "d" - "d" + "w" + "e" - "e" + "." + "l" - "l" + "a" + "d" - "d" + "n" + "i" - "i" + "o" + "y" - "y" + "n" + "r" - "r" + "t" + "x" - "x" + "a" + "c" - "c" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "h" - "h" + "." + "f" - "f" + "s" + "c" - "c" + "e" + "r" - "r"

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>>10317633
A commissar would never... ho nevermind.

>> No.10318011

>>10317599

1. Become a Magos
2. Get your own research station
3. Gather specialists with views similar to yours
4. ???
5. PROFIT

And more seriously, I can tell you how I did a similar thing (made my tech-priest a Logician). I stated with putting some clues in my character's story - he accidentaly run into fragments of "In Defence of the Future: A Logical Discorse' while he was digging in a database he obviously shouldn't even touch, download them into his dataslate, read them... and get caught. He haven't been turned into a servitor because a Magos who was his supervisor, being far from an orthodoxy himself, thought he'd make a good agent for getting interesting stuff from the Inquistion's investigations (and for any sign of disobiedience he still can be servitorised).
Tl;dr you have to find a powerfull protector.

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RL Techpriest

>> No.10318190

>>10314136
Is that you as one?

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>>10314165
Did you see who posted it?

>> No.10318658

Why the fuck is this thread diean?

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>>10313740

"w" + "a" - "a" + "w" + "x" - "x" + "w" + "x" - "x" + "." + "l" - "l" + "a" + "c" - "c" + "n" + "a" - "a" + "o" + "o" - "o" + "n" + "t" - "t" + "t" + "m" - "m" + "a" + "m" - "m" + "l" + "s" - "s" + "k" + "s" - "s" + "." + "s" - "s" + "s" + "v" - "v" + "e" + "g" - "g"

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>> No.10319085

>>10318658
Because tech priests need to build. These servitors won't make themselves!

>> No.10319110

>>10318011

Yeah, the powerful protector thing is one thing I'm investigating. My dude's a Disciple of Thule but unfortunately Archmagos Thule spends all his time roaming around the outer reaches, which makes him hard to hide behind.

So far his time working with the Inquisition means he's got a whole bunch of xenotech locked up in his workshop - a "harmony meter" full of Adranti tech, a counterfeit Emperor's Tarot card likewise full of Adranti tech, a Hrud plasma fusil, a couple of Slaugth cloaks and pistols, and a Necrotic Sceptre. He's only really examined the harmony meter (to the point of building a working copy using properly sanctified Imperial components), but even having these things in his possession is likely to get him in trouble with the mainstream AdMech.

Stupid fascinating xenotech. >:[

>> No.10319163

>>10319085

Those servo skulls are shooting semen.

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>>10313740

"w" + "f" - "f" + "w" + "n" - "n" + "w" + "p" - "p" + "." + "x" - "x" + "a" + "z" - "z" + "n" + "f" - "f" + "o" + "v" - "v" + "n" + "k" - "k" + "t" + "l" - "l" + "a" + "s" - "s" + "l" + "o" - "o" + "k" + "s" - "s" + "." + "p" - "p" + "s" + "y" - "y" + "e" + "z" - "z"

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