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Gentlemen... how do we kill Cultist?

>> No.10277750

With Darth Vader

>> No.10277769

Just like you kill any follower of Chaos.

Keep killing them every time their dark gods revive them

>> No.10277787

Make her popular among the masses, and /tg/ will turn against her.

>> No.10277788

with rape perhaps?

>> No.10277804

Silly Anon, you can kill Cultist but she will always come back because the dark gods are arseholes.

>> No.10277810

>>10277787
It already has. We're discussing how we get rid of her now.

>> No.10277818

inb4 DD

>> No.10277836

You don't, she has a destiny.

>> No.10277841

L-leAve C-Cultist to me.

>> No.10277860

>>10277804
Then there's your answer. We purge the gods.

>> No.10277884

>>10277860
>Purge the Gods
>myface

>> No.10277915

>>10277860

You mad, battle brother.

>> No.10277925

Cultist will only die when she is no longer annoying.

>> No.10277944

>>10277925

"SOOO MEEEAAN!"

>> No.10277946

>>10277735
we don't we cleanser her of the taint of chaos and keep her safe... VERY safe.

>> No.10278016

It's simple

>> No.10278131

>>10277818

In after someone mentions DD

>> No.10278153

>>10278131

>> No.10278165

>>10277735
Well the first step would be to stop posting threads about her

you fucking idiot

>> No.10278197

>>10277915

No. I am.

>> No.10278231

rolled 9, 8, 3 = 20

>>10278197

get over it

>> No.10278253

She dies when she's forgotten.

Like that witch in merlin.

>> No.10278261

Well it seems this turned into a namefag thread right quick.

Funny thing is the OP likely hates that too.

>> No.10278270

>>10278231

LIAR! YOU MADE THAT UP!

>> No.10278280

>>10278165

>> No.10278284

rolled 76 = 76

can't wait till I can Fettered...

>> No.10278300

rolled 76 = 76

>>10278284

>PERILS

well, fuck me running sideways

>> No.10278312

>>10278280
OP is pretty clearly a cultist fan to start a thread all about her. She is super kawaii

>> No.10278320

>>10278300

I believe your clone has already done that.

>> No.10278321

>>10278284
>>10278300

fuck damn... two 76's.

>> No.10278326

>>10278300
welp

>> No.10278331

>>10278300

# Blood Rain - A cloud of psychic energy envelops the area, causing storm winds and rain of blood. While this storm is in effect, any psychic powers in the area always cause perils of the warp

D'ohohohohohho

>> No.10278350

>>10278321
Hopefully this is the sexy perils cart.

>> No.10278355

>>10278331

Good thing we are not psykers.

>> No.10278364

>>10278331
Does that count for nascent psyker stuff as well? I dont have the rules on me right now. Also:
whaaaaaargarbl

>> No.10278365

>>10278350
>>10278331
Guess not, now please don't do that again just yet.

>> No.10278388

>>10278364

counts as every form of manefestation.

>personally can't wait til I learn Shadow in the Warp

>> No.10278392

>>10278331

OH GOD! Damn psykers!

>> No.10278399

>> No.10278409

>> No.10278425

>>10278409
Oh boy....

>> No.10278428

ffffff

>> No.10278436

Good god what is it with all the namefags and tripfags in here

It's like

Tripfag city or something

goodness me

>> No.10278437

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.10278446

>>10278388
>lol yes
...Okay, then.
I wonder what would happen if I weakened the veil...

>> No.10278461

>>10278436
The City of Madness, where the Nightmares live.

>> No.10278465

EXTERMINATE THE DARK GODS! EXTERMINATE!
EX-TERM-IN-AAAAATE

>> No.10278472

>>10278446

Bad shit, Very bad shit

>> No.10278479

>>10277735
Psycannon bolts.

>> No.10278492

>>10278465

Get out of here you, you... Double Dalek!

>> No.10278493

If you wish to kill Cultist from scratch, you must first invent the universe

>> No.10278505

>>10278479

She's not Haxtes.

>> No.10278513

rolled 85 = 85

>>10278472
Heheheh. Eheh.
WEAKENING THE VEIL, STAND THE HECK BACK

>> No.10278538

>>10278513

Oh nice.

Psykers gonna wreck shit, or possibly be devoured by the Warp

>> No.10278539

>>10278465
Urge ta loot...rising

>> No.10278592

>>10278479
>>10278505
Interestin' It kept him from ordinary revival (Though the timetravelan ghostbustan assassinatan guy may have grabbed most of the pieces. SO maybe it could kill her, doubtful though.

>> No.10278595

>>10278539

DOO EEEIT!

>> No.10278642

Why do I always forget to close parenthesis and quotes BUT ONLY in these threads?

>> No.10278643

>>10278595

...
>saved

>> No.10278647

>Gentlemen... how do we kill Cultist?

Simple.

The only thing she's effective at is trolling and inducing rage, that's why the chaos gods revive her.

You ignore her, act indifferent, she ceases to be useful. When the chaos gods get bored (and they will, they're at patient as a pack of six year olds in a hot car), they'll go do something else and then you can BLAMM!!! her when they have their backs turned. That is, if you even still care.

>> No.10278648

rolled 1 = 1

>>10278513
>eveything blows up, 1d10+5 energy damage to everything within 2d10 metres of him
>all his gear gets destroyed
>cally is gear
NOPE. REDUCING THAT BY 20-
>psyker and random being within 50 metres swap bodies for 1d10 rounds
THIS ISN'T EVEN THE LOLNESHI TABLES FFFFUUUU-

>> No.10278677

>>10278648
>Is glad he's more than 50 metres away

>> No.10278682

>>10278648

Hooo boy

>> No.10278710

>>10278677
LIkewise, but I left my horse tied up near him...

>> No.10278722

>>10277735
easily, bolter round will do job well enough, or just concentrated lasgun fire...
real question is, how to prevent her from getting revived?

>> No.10278752

>>10278677
Good point, actually. Who IS within 50 metres of me?

>> No.10278775

>>10278752

Good thing im a blank.

"hey guys whats going on?"

>> No.10278781

>>10278752

I got no idea

>> No.10278788

>>10278752A horse

>> No.10278793

>>10278775
Just you, pretending you're a blank.

>> No.10278886

>>10278788

ouch

>> No.10278909

>>10278793

if i dont see it, its not real!

>> No.10278919

Make her official 40K canon.

Then /tg/ will hate her.

>> No.10278925

Right then. Since nobody's going to fess up apart from totally-not-a-blank Foron and Cowboy's null horse, whoever MIGHT be within 50m roll a 1d100.

>> No.10278970

rolled 86 = 86

>derp

>> No.10278983

>>10278925
It isn't a null, poor thing got possessed once I was close to putting it down when that inquisitor showed up.

>> No.10278988

convert her

>> No.10279016

>>10278988
>throught

>> No.10279034

rolled 97 = 97

>>10278925

rolling, dont brake my inferno pistol.

>> No.10279043

>>10279016
English isn't the dude's first language.
>>10278988
Dammit, Darius!

>> No.10279075

>>10278988

neither is mine, so?

>> No.10279076

>>10279043
He south american or from actual spain?

>> No.10279104

With massive titties.

>> No.10279113

rolled 69 = 69

>>10279034

fuck that! using a faith point to re-roll that!

>> No.10279128

>>10279076
Actual spain.
>>10279075
He hasn't fully mastered English yet. It REALLY shows in his webcomic. http://eatatau.smackjeeves.com/

>> No.10279135

>>10279104

Bitches love WKD

>> No.10279139

There's a little cultist inside everyone.

Like that festering zit that just won't go away.

>> No.10279173

>>10279135
Not really. Just men who like characters drawn with disgustingly large breasts.

>> No.10279180

Like this

>> No.10279184

>> No.10279186

>>10279173

>disgustingly large breasts

Son...

>> No.10279192

>>10279180
What the hell is that on his cock?

>> No.10279203

>>10279192

A commissar hat naturally.

>> No.10279209

>>10279173

You should see Graph's work..

>> No.10279223

wut

>> No.10279229

>>10279186
If you're the sort of idiot that can be aroused by unfeasibly large breasts on anything, you should just go back to playing Final Fantasy and watching anime. His artwork is good, in the sense he can draw well, but what he draws, and the way he draws it, is horrible.

>> No.10279235

>>10279229

>> No.10279244

>>10279209
http://matsu-sensei.deviantart.com/

to reiterate

>> No.10279247

>faith point
>foron is a sister of battle

Liar, you're a partial hivemind, right? I don't think I can do hivemin-
fddffggfdsdf.

>> No.10279265

>>10279247
Think he means fate.

>> No.10279268

pow.

>> No.10279269

>>10279247

Oh de-

>> No.10279278

heh!

>> No.10279290

>>10279265

i do.

>> No.10279299

>>10279265
>Too late, it's canon now. Foron is Sororitas Commissar.

>> No.10279316

>>10279299
He wishes.Even if that wasn't completely abominable fluff rape incarnate, were he.

>> No.10279321

>>10279299

i may have to find a drawfreind for this... Liaaaaaar....

>> No.10279326

>>10279316
wut?

>> No.10279335

>>10279326
lrn2grammar

>> No.10279339

>>10279321

Yes... I know what you mean, already. reference?

now I hope this is temporary, otherwise Slaanesh will devour my soul and Siren will devour Tarvus'

>> No.10279341

>>10279321
I support this plan

>> No.10279356

>>10279335
were he?

THe fuck does that mean?

>> No.10279366

>>10279356
>Were he
>Were he a Sororitas Commissar.

>> No.10279387

>>10279339

a sister reference...

>> No.10279400

>>10279366
Yet that wasn't what the sentence said.

If you took the reversal rule (Or whatever its name was.)

It would be "He wishes. Were he, even though it would be incredible fluff rape."

Still does not fit

>> No.10279401

>>10279269
LIAR YOU BETTER NOT SCREW WITH MY BODY OH OMNISSIAH

>> No.10279415

>>10279387

a commissar reference...

>> No.10279421

>>10279401

I'm more worried about the feeling I'm getting... that... disappearing, feeling

>> No.10279444

>>10279387
>>10279415
I do believe you've just done the stupidest thing ever.

>> No.10279457

>>10279421
He only took part of the hivemind his body is running looking for syntax and you are stuck in the gem for a little.

>> No.10279476

>>10279444

Well... I did worst things, but i think this will "Bend the fluff over so hard it will blead" kinda stupid

>> No.10279491

>>10279457

Oh, that's interesting.

I guess that body's a null the...

>Hivemind

may want to restrain it

>> No.10279497

>>10279476
>Well... I did worst things
Until you wrote that sentence, I doubted you had.

>> No.10279498

>>10279421
>>10279457
In other words don't worry slaanesh isn't gonna omnom your soul.

>> No.10279501

>>10279339
Yeah, it's temporary and I can see foreverrrr
...Why do you think Slaanesh is going to eat you?
...And why do I want to eat you?

>> No.10279526

>>10279491
He only got the equivalent of a gaunt I think...

Although a Genestealer would be a more even trade for a human soul ya know bein clever and all....

Hey where'd he git to?

>> No.10279536

>>10279497

Im not a good speller, anyways, back to the task at hand!

>> No.10279574

YAAAAAY!

>> No.10279598

Bam.

>> No.10279646

Fuck your cute cultist chan

I like her skanky and threatening, (she'll bite your cock off)

>> No.10279648

>>10279598

Prt 2

>> No.10279656

Scribbled

Well, The hivemind tends to do that, I hope you have will saves, you're going to need them

>> No.10279663

>>10279646

Fine then.

>> No.10279676

OH DESIRE~

>> No.10279703

>>10279656

Dear god, what have we made...

I dont know where to save it too, my SoB folder or my Commissar one, what to do?!

>> No.10279704

rolled 35 = 35

>>10279656
>will saves
>30 will
>mymindisfulloffuck.jpg

>> No.10279740

>>10279574

awwww! thats so sweet!

>> No.10279749

>>10279704

well, you may of gained one insanity point.

>> No.10279768

>>10279704
Tarvus! 'eyyyyyyyyy!

WP = 35

>> No.10279771

"Is... this what you wanted /tg/?"

>> No.10279776

rolled 74 = 74

>this one at -20, due to failing the last one
FFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>> No.10279806

>>10279656

Heh, I lol'd.

>> No.10279810

>>10279740

Damn right it is.

>> No.10279821

rolled 33 = 33

rerollan, brief brain lapse on how to dice.

>> No.10279889

who? me?
o.O

>> No.10279894

>>10277735
Just y'know..Throwing it out there.

>> No.10279898

>>10279776

Seem to be having trouble

>> No.10279929

Dem hips.

>> No.10279943

You could try disease.... no?

>> No.10279968

Wee Cultist is tiny.

>> No.10279992

>>10279929
What is going on in this image?

>> No.10280033

My freind really did this with his girlfreind, when he told us that he did that, multiple simultaneous facepalm.

>> No.10280043

drown her!

>> No.10280086

>>10279992

Macha got a strop on, so Cultist is trying to cheer her up, and renegade sister and shlick tau are talking about something.

>> No.10280143

>>10280086

God i feel dirty after saying that. Knowing all there names and shit...

>> No.10280162

>>10279898
>next mod is -30
>no hope
>welp
>>10279821
>Eyyyyy.

>> No.10280170

Dat grin.

>> No.10280180

>>10279821

How's the haunted crazy house jail going?

>> No.10280183

>>10280086
I don't follow 'strop on".

>>10280143
and you should. I usually do as well.

>> No.10280211

papow!

>> No.10280232

>>10280183

having a hissy fit.

>> No.10280243

>>10280162

>would raise brow if he could.

Just fight it, all I can say

>> No.10280272

And how Cultist gets waffles.

>> No.10280280

>>10280243

You, sir, are a tyranid.

>> No.10280310

Sweet jesus, look at the time! Its 2:23 for me at the moment.

Good night ladys and gents, see you all some time tomorrow morning.

>> No.10280316

>>10280272
aw ; ;

>> No.10280323

>>10280183
Oh yes, I got that, I was wondering if there was a story why.

>> No.10280329

>>10280310

Gute nacht.

>> No.10280362

Add one to that.

>> No.10280388

>>10280310
Whatever happened to Chink anyway?

>> No.10280416

>>10280280
Nah at the moment he is stuck in the soul gem whilst Tarvus. gets mindfucked by the hive and a genestealer runs off possessing his body

>> No.10280427

>>10280416

Fine by me.

>> No.10280429

>>10280388

Chink died

>> No.10280473

>> No.10280475

>>10280429
To that I respond with.
>>10280427

>> No.10280481

>>10280429

Aaaand on that note, some dude from the /tg/ vidya chat wants me to take up his legacy

>> No.10280502

>>10280429
>>10280481
Fucking Liar

>> No.10280526

>>10280502
http://eccm.love-n-peace.org/

his site, may wanna read up

>> No.10280531

>>10280481
Don't jus don't

>> No.10280544

>>10280531

"Violator" isn't my thing, I turned it down.

>> No.10280551

>>10280526
KIA I didn't ear anything about Big China smacking arround little china in the past few years...

>> No.10280570

>>10280551
Aw shit

inb4 six demon bag etc.

>> No.10280579

>>10280526
He sure updates frequently, what with the being dead and all thing.

>> No.10280619

>>10280579

'Is Dead' is his most recent "update"

unless hes pulling our legs

>> No.10280625

>>10280579
May 2009?

Just over a year ago...

>> No.10280678

>>10280625
He's had the RIP bit up for longer than that.

>> No.10280753

>>10280678
There is no date on the RIP

>> No.10280760

Then I don't know. Hahaha

Tarvus, how you feeling out thar

>> No.10280767

rolled 1 + 1 = 2

>TIME'S UP CHUMS
>BURNING FATE TO REVERSE THIS BEFORE TOTAL CONSCIOUSNESS FAILURE

>> No.10280797

>>10280544
Awww, but somebody's gotta draw the sick shit.

>> No.10280896

>>10280797
Find someone else to cater to you.

>> No.10280919

>>10280767
>>10280760
How's about we just press the fucking button already? Get a seperate thread goin so we don't have such a mix of the two topics?

>> No.10280927

>>10280272
So... did steench make him into the 3 headed moster instead of making cultist into a sorcerer?

>> No.10280943

>>10280919

someone did

>>10279923

>> No.10280949

Hwee chould larhve herr to beets?

>> No.10281092

>> No.10285018

to kill Cultist for good, we must first kill the dark gods that keep reviving her.
This is only achievable by killing any sentient being in the universe except Necrons, 'Nids and Tau. Chaos and the warp will cease to exist, then the survivors can kill Cultist.

>> No.10286901

>>10285018
Red hair.
Shark Teeth.
Worshipper of Chaos.

She sounds like one of Xiombarg's Eloihim.

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