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Jesus. First off, their tails. Their tails are all overly thick, and reptilian looking, like a dragon or dinosaur. The base of the tails are so thick that it pretty much covers up/negates any possible ass they may have, they end up having lizard butt. Second, the horns, oh god. The horns fuck everything up, the hair doesn't grow from the areas the horns come from, so they have fucked u[ hairstyles and hairlines, making them look partially bald on some parts of the head. Plus some have fucked up foreheads, like klingons/male draenei, due to their horns growing so close in front and being so huge. It's like they have a big fucking bald area where other beings would have a hairline.

Look at the picture, her hairline and hair are all kinds of fucked up, and she has no ass due to that fucked up tail. How the fuck do they even wear pants or dresses anyway, cut holes in everything they find, or do they have magic clothes? Fucking stupid.

>> No.10260067

>"He plays a tiefling rogue!"

>> No.10260093

she looks hot. stop being a bitter moron.

>> No.10260094

Also their tails don't do shit. They can't attack with them, can't hold or use weapons with them. All the tail does is serve as a hindrance, since it can get stopped or or grabbed by enemies. Wow. Also due to looking like straight up demons, no npc in their right mind would fucking trust them, unless you're a shit dm.

>> No.10260105

I believe I have just the image for this.

>> No.10260106

sigh

>> No.10260112

>>10260093
How does she look hot? Look at her fucking hairline. And her ass, or should I say lack of one thanks to that dinosaurian tail. Wtf is that tail like anyway, scaly, smooth skin? Who the fuck knows.

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>> No.10260121

>>10260094
or you follow the given fluff where they're a known quantity and accepted as members of society.

seriously, you're not even fucking trying to troll.

>> No.10260122

>>10260055
"handle bars" and "safety belt"

>> No.10260128

op is probably the kind of guy who still wanks to playboy models

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>> No.10260138

>>10260112

all i know is that the tail feels damn good rubbing your balls while she rides you.

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>> No.10260144

Sheena Easton wonders why you think she's ugly, TC?

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>> No.10260158

DAGGERS EVERYWHERE

>> No.10260160

>> No.10260164

Fuck your shit.

They're fine as hell and smell like burning paper. A finer woman there ain't.

>> No.10260168

>> No.10260174

>play female Tiefling
>RP the tail as highly sexually sensitive

>> No.10260184

I think this is just the OP's way of asking for demon/succubus pics.

>> No.10260189

>>10260174
And around the base of the tail, and the base of her horns.

>> No.10260191

Just make a tiefling with a mohawk.

>> No.10260196

>> No.10260200

I generally like tieflings represented more like satyrs, you know, very hairy/furry legs and such, like goat legs but with human feet.

>> No.10260213

tits from HELL

>> No.10260214

>>10260128
Yeah, god forbid I find normal human women with normal hairlines and asses attractive, and not weird demonic spirits with dinosaur tails.

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>> No.10260224

>>10260200
...


you sick bastard...

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>> No.10260232

>>10260174
Eh, some girls get horny when you massage their feet.

sage for shit thread.

>> No.10260236

>>10260214
Why are you HERE?

>> No.10260251

>>10260200
yOU mEAn likE tOrgo?

>> No.10260263

>> No.10260268

>>10260251
tHe MAsteR is DeAD, buT NOt as YoU kNOW iT.

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>> No.10260279

>>10260263
Astaroth looks so cute when she's dressed like that, and the horn cozies just make it all the cuter.

>> No.10260286

>>10260268
HE wouLD nOt appROve

>> No.10260301

>>10260278

>> No.10260305

>>10260279
My MonsterGirls folder has a subfolder just for her.

>> No.10260310

>>10260214

If you like models as it seems, I am laughing hard at the idea that you like "normal" woman.

>> No.10260318

>>10260301

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>> No.10260331

>>10260112
>I've never fucked a bald chick

she's hot, it just isn't to your tastes.

deal with it.

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>> No.10260339

>>10260305
Just Astaroth, or Asmodeus as well? Mine has both.

>> No.10260346

>>10260318

>> No.10260354

Alright, I'm out. Someone else start dumping!

>> No.10260362

>>10260164
First off, burning paper smells horrible, who the fuck smells paper burning and thinks "mmmmmmm, sexy..." I never heard of any burning paper perfume or cologne.

Second, look at your pic, her tail is very thick, but drawn coming out above her ass on the damn spine. Her tail should be growing from where her asschecks are, meaning she shouldn't even have a damn butt, yet she got drawn with a human ass. Fail.

Look at this pic, I point out what's wrong with it.

>> No.10260370

>>10260339
Just Astaroth. I just like her better!

>> No.10260373

>> No.10260387

>>10260362
Problem?

>> No.10260397

>>10260310
Yeah, because Heidi Klum is abnormal but a chick with a lizard tail isn't?

>> No.10260409

>>10260370
wtf scales? yuck.

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>> No.10260431

>>10260128
Until recently playboy models were a more realistic expectation than supermodels or what ever.

>> No.10260433

curious, are those thick tiefling tails scaly or smooth like the rest of their skin? i see no scales drawn on them so it makes me wodnder how they feel..

>> No.10260434

>>10260362

You've obviously never heard of pyromania. Everyone has some kind of mental quirk. Of the lot, I'd say liking to light paper up isn't too bad.

I mean, it's better than the assburgers that's affecting you.

>> No.10260438

>>10260409
:)))))))))

I LIKES 'EM ALL

ALL DA MONSTAH GIRLS

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>> No.10260497

>>10260434
Yeah, I don't have meat patties coming out of my ass, thank you very much.

>> No.10260507

>>10260475
and SAVED

so how come we never see threads for aasimar anyway?

>> No.10260518

I love tieflings as much as the next neckbeard, but I am totally with the OP regarding the first pic. Skinny tails are acceptable, wide ones are total shit. Small horns are really sexy, large ones just look awful.

>>10260118

That is how I see a tiefling done right. Demonic and otherworldly, but not silly looking.

>> No.10260526

>>10260397

Tielflings are "normal", but I don't have any problems with that.

>> No.10260552

>>10260518
I saved that pic purely for her eyes. I like odd colors.

Pic related.

>> No.10260570

>>10260526
tieflings are not normal, you damn aspie

>> No.10260571

All that tiefling needs is bigger horns, and a bigger ass>>10260055

>> No.10260576

ya know, I'm just gonna go ahead and dump the rest of my folder.

>> No.10260594

>>10260552
Did somebody say odd colored eyes? I THINK SOMEONE DID!

>> No.10260597

>>10260497
oh shut the fuck up and enjoy the delicious tiefling ass.
moar astoroth maybe?

>> No.10260599

>>10260570
Compared to Naga they are.

Not that I have anything against nagas...

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>> No.10260626

I know its WoW, but dem horns...

>> No.10260630

>>10260552

Not sure if this is weird eye colors or weird lighting, but either way this looks like tiefling done right. Throw some horns on that bitch and you are in the game.

>> No.10260648

>>10260571
What ass, that fat tail is blocking any ass she would have!

>> No.10260657

>>10260630
If she were smiling, I'd be all over that. As it is it looks like I'm dinner.

>> No.10260658

>>10260434

>> No.10260674

>>10260576

>> No.10260675

>>10260658
Just like everyone else!

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>> No.10260691

Is it just me and one other guy dumping?

>> No.10260698

>>10260675
Except you.

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>> No.10260706

>>10260698
Yay! I'm unique!

>> No.10260719

>>10260657
Ashlyn is always appreciated!

>> No.10260742

>>10260719
Like I said, I likes em all...

>> No.10260776

Even metal ones!

>> No.10260801

C'mon people, content!

Look, it's even /tg/ related!

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>> No.10260838

>>10260552
There is more of her. Look up Ozoi on danbooru.

>> No.10260849

>>10260801
I'd post more Astaroth, but it's time for me to be off so I can get up for work in the morning. Sorry.

>> No.10260859

>>10260838
I know, I learned about her on Gurochan.

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>> No.10260897

Wait, why would a tail come out of her ass? A tail is an extension of the spine.

>> No.10260898

Runnin' dry here.

>> No.10260920

>> No.10260928

>>10260897
And the spine comes out of....?

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>> No.10260942

>>10260685
Disgustingly hideous. I hope you also realize she can't masturbate with that tail, it's too thick and the tip has spikes which would tear her apart. Dumbass tielfing lovers.

>> No.10260950

>>10260928
not the the ass

>> No.10260952

>>10260897
For cats and dogs and stuff, yeah... there's no reason to think that demons and devils, and their spawn, would obey the rules of evolution.

This isn't a case of "a wizard did it lol," its a case of beings that by definition did not evolve.

>> No.10260967

>>10260942
Look! I'm having fun and you can't stop me!

>> No.10260971

>>10260897
The tail should come out right between her asscheeks, except she shouldn't have any, because the tail is so thick, she'd have an ass like a lizard. Hint, lizards have no asses.

>> No.10260986

>>10260942
Haha! Oh man, this is hilarious!

>> No.10261003

>>10260971
No, they shouldn't come from right between the asscheeks. They should come from above the cheeks. Where the spine is. Ever heard of the tail bone? It's not right in the middle of the ass, you pathetic retard.

>> No.10261016

That's all for me I'm afraid.

>> No.10261039

>>10260055
Holy God, what a complete raving faggot.

>> No.10261047

>>10260952
So you expect me to believe these creatures defy the rules of evolution, and have fucking tails growing just above their ass, in a way that just happens to make sure they have "sexy" asses for people to jerk off to. Wow.

>> No.10261049

>>10260942
unless they're just soft and fleshy in which case they're probably stimulate her and not tear her apart. AWW YEAH!

>> No.10261050

is this right?

>> No.10261074

>>10261047
>you expect me to believe creatures that explicitly did not evolve into the given form defy the rules of evolution
yes.

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>> No.10261079

>>10260986
Oh really? Then how can she masturbate with her tail then? Or how would she be able to fuck your ass with that tail? It's too thick, plus the shit on the end(be it spikes or that classical triangle point shit devils tend to have) would rip your ass open. Or your mouth if you want to suck the tail. Only tail that would work would be a more ratlike tail without any stuff at the end, and rather thin.

>> No.10261081

>>10261047
>So you expect me to believe these creatures defy the rules of evolution, and have fucking tails growing just above their ass, in a way that just happens to make sure they have "sexy" asses for people to jerk off to. Wow.
>Demon(ic heritage)

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

WHY WOULD DEMONS OBEY ANY LAWS OF NATURE, AT ALL? THEY WERE LITERALLY SHIT INTO EXISTENCE BY THE WHIMS OF MORE POWERFUL ENTITIES.

>> No.10261092

>>10261047
>defy the rules of evolution
>D&D

>> No.10261111

>>10261079
You know how she does it?
She just does it.

>> No.10261114

>>10261003
It sucks to fall on your tail bone. I did it once when I slipped on a stair, it was sore for weeks. Sure you don't sit on it, but be damned if you want to lean back while sitting.

>> No.10261115

>>10261049
So instead she's insert all that in her pussy or ass, and end up so stretched only a man with a 12 inch dick as thick as a soda can can please her. Wow. How's it feeling knowing only an orc can please your precious tiefling women?

>> No.10261127

>>10261115
Nope, her cunt just snap right back.

>> No.10261146

>>10261115
Like there aren't spells to tighten someone back up. Fuck man, sex magic is all over the place.

>> No.10261158

>>10261115
>implying the tip of her tail is clearly not depicted as being three fingers thick, max.

>> No.10261169

>>10261047
Yeeaah... beings that were Intelligently Designed to be sexy tend to be sexy.

>> No.10261177

>>10261127
But she'll have already felt that sensation, your dick will never be enough now. She'll force you to go to the store to buy dick growth potions, and you'll come back home to find some orc like Garrosh railing her fucking hard as she yells 'My bf was never as big as you!" and then he'll laugh at you cuz he sees you, and he'll whip out his 12 inch dick as thick as a beer can and you'll feel sad.

>> No.10261188

>>10261115
Most girls would be more pleased by attention to the outside than the inside.

>> No.10261189

>>10260055
>>I want pictures of Tieflings but I don't want to go to /r/, so I'll troll and people will give me what I want.

>> No.10261194

>>10261146
Yeah except why would she fuck you, a man who needs sex magic, when she can fuck an orc, they don't need magic to please her. Your fantasy is ruined.

>> No.10261199

>>10261177
And then you'll disintegrate him, because, y'know, you're a goddamn wizard.

>> No.10261208

>>10261194
What if we ARE an orc?

>> No.10261216

>>10261194
I think this whole thread was just a ploy to start describing hot orc on tiefling action.

>> No.10261229

>>10261188
You think your tiefling will be pleased with you after using her tail to stretch her pussy and asshole out, especially with those barb pointy things? Only an orc male can please her now, it's too late. While you are out getting dick potions, she's being railed by the Horde.

>> No.10261231

>>10261177

>> No.10261232

>>10261194

SHE WAS *BORN* OF MAGIC.

HER ENTIRE EXISTENCE. HER TATS, HER ASS, HER TAIL, HER ETERNAL TIGHTNESS, HER HANDLEBARS? ALL PART OF HER INNATELY MAGICAL HERITAGE.

SHE HAS NO GROUND TO STAND ON IN THAT ARGUMENT.

>> No.10261237

>>10260055
you raise good points but I would still hit it

>> No.10261240

>>10261229

>> No.10261245

>How the fuck do they even wear pants or dresses anyway,

Now you're starting to understand why I like devil girls!

>> No.10261246

>>10261199
But your tiefling gf will already have cuckolded you. It's too late.

>> No.10261256

>>10261229
Too late, we're an orc wizard now.

If SHE can be a magical fictional creature, so can we.

>> No.10261261

>>10261246

>> No.10261266

>>10261246

WELL.

IF WE'RE A TWISTED ENOUGH WIZARD TO DISINTEGRATE AN ORC FOR FUCKING OUR WIFE, I SEE NO REASON WHY WE'RE NOT ALSO SICK ENOUGH TO DEVISE A SPELL TO REWIND TIME, BUT WITH "A FEW CHANGES..."

>> No.10261276

>>10261256
also we give ourself a second penis.
for good measure.

>> No.10261281

>>10261266
Nah, just disintegrate her. Get another one.

>> No.10261302

>>10261276
warshaper

>> No.10261303

>>10261232
Look just accept it, just as black men owned you irl with white girls, orc men are now owning you in fantasy with tiefling girls.

>> No.10261312

>>10261266
how is it twisted to disintegrate (or otherwise kill) someone for fucking your gf without your permission?

>> No.10261319

>>10261303
Here, I'll give you a 4/10 for your effort. Keep it up!

>> No.10261329

The she'll fuck an Ogre, their dicks are even bigger!

>> No.10261332

>>10261281
OK, so we're an orc wizard murderous spousal abuser.

benderneat.jp

>> No.10261342

>>10261303

BLACK MEN CAN HAVE THE WHITE WOMEN.

I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE.

>> No.10261349

>>10261261
Too late, Trite.

>> No.10261353

>> No.10261358

>>10261266
But what's to stop another orc from railing her? She already stretched her pussy with her tail, and wants that feeling again, your normal dick during sex will NEVER be enough. Face it man, may as well go fuck some elves, least they can't stretch their holes out with fucked up tails.

>> No.10261362

>>10261332
Fuck you, I'm a Wizard!

>>10261342
Mm-mm, chocolate...

>> No.10261366

>>10261329
And we're a Goliath now.
>she'll fuck a grey reaver!
So we'll be a Storm Giant.
>she'll fuck a Dragon!
LOGIC NOW DICTATES WE ARE A GOLDEN DRAGON.

FUCK YES.

>> No.10261375

>>10261303
orc = black (former slaves of... Sauron?)
tiefling = white (used to be the evil empire of Satan's stand in that kept the man down)
? = asian

>> No.10261377

>>10261332
Then your new girl will fuck an Ogre barbarian with an even bigger cock, 15 inches long, and thick as a wooden club.

>> No.10261384

>>10260657
Custom zombie girl, good hentai but short

>> No.10261394

>>10261312
you're right, we're a wizard, we can do better. we should polymorph the orc into a second tiefling fuckbunny and violater her with our new double orc dicks as well as having the original tiefling stretch her open with her for some reason prehensile and sexually stimulating tail until she is a broken mindless sex slave.

everybody wins.

>> No.10261398

>>10261366
Then she'll fuck an eldritch horror, you're screwed. Just fuck elf women, they're better and don't have vagina ruining tails.

>> No.10261408

>>10261358
And yet we're still fucking her. And she still loves us.

Oh! This just means we can fuck other girls too!

I'm fishin fer a mermaid...

>> No.10261418

>>10261377
a doppelganger warshaper was both the orc and Ogre

>> No.10261420

>>10261398
>>10261358
>fuck some elves

AND SO YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR AGENDA.

>> No.10261424

>>10261375
gnomes.

>> No.10261435

Here, just pick something and fuck it.

>> No.10261439

>>10261394
Then a troll fucks them both while you're away with his bigger dick that always regenerates so he never goes soft.

>> No.10261443

>>10261394
This > failtroll linear logic

Fuck the obvious, the typical, the mundane, THIS! IS! HIGH HEROIC FANTASY!

>> No.10261449

>>10261439
Can we fuck the troll?

I roll to fuck the troll.

>> No.10261457

>>10261439
he is still the doppelganger warshaper

>> No.10261469

>>10261398
Elf women are scrawny, weak, fey things constantly raped by orcs, why would we want a piece of that?

>> No.10261473

Annnnnd another pick-and-choose.

>> No.10261487

>>10261435
I know i'm too much of a geek when my first response to that picture is to point out that the rakshasa's hands aren't backward.

>> No.10261491

>>10261449
Sure, but then an Incubus fucks your tiefling gf and you can never satisfy her ever again.

>> No.10261493

>>10261469
WE STILL FUCK IT

WE WILL FUCK THEM ALL

>> No.10261503

>>10261491
Wow, he must be good.

I fuck the Incubus.

>> No.10261511

>>10261435
That is one of the shittiest charts ever. Bad on so many different levels.

>> No.10261534

>>10261469
Because, unlike tieflings they won't masturbate and stretch their holes out, leaving them unable to be satisfied by you.

>> No.10261542

>>10261493
CUM FOR THE CUM GOD
HYMENS FOR THE HYMEN THRONE

>> No.10261553

>>10261503
Now a Baalor fucks your tiefling gf, and his dick is 2 feet long and as thick as a large lead pipe.

>> No.10261583

>>10261553
Hell, I'll go for it.

>> No.10261589

>>10261553

WHO GIVES A SHIT, WE'RE FUCKING THE INCUBUS.

>> No.10261594

Now I hope you learned a valuable lesson. Teifling women ain't no good, stick to humans and elves.

>> No.10261608

>>10261553
>>10261589
I fuck the Balor too.

>> No.10261616

>>10261302
>>10261418
>>10261457
Most martial characters rely on manufactured gear such as a sword and a shield or natural endowments such as teeth and claws to survive on the battlefield. The warshaper finds those options sadly limiting, instead growing and evolving her own weapons and armor to suit the threat at hand. Blessed with the ability to change form at a moment's notice, warshapers delight in surprising their foes by growing massive claws, armored skin, or other unpleasant surprises.

>> No.10261618

>>10261589
Yeah but now a Tauren male snatches the Incubus away and fucks him with his dick, which is 3 feet long and like a firehose.

>> No.10261623

>>10261594
unless you have the magical ability to assimilate all other species' sexual prowess.

>> No.10261636

>>10261616
>instead growing and evolving her own weapons and armor to suit the threat at hand
>warshapers delight in surprising their foes by growing massive claws, armored skin, or other unpleasant surprises.

>> No.10261695

>>10261618
What part of 'fuck them all' didn't you understand?

Fuck the Tauren. Then fuck his wife. Then fuck them both.

Hell with it, invite the teifling and the balor too.

>> No.10261805

>>10261695
They don't want you, your dick is too fucking small. You're the asian of the fantasy world now, and they;re all blacks. Just accept it and deal. It's your fault, you just had to date a tiefling, knowing she had that bigass tail. Now look at what happened. Why didn't you fuck a nice tight elf girl?

Elves are prettier than tieflings btw, no gross tails stretching their pussies, and weird horns ruining their hairlines. Tieflings barely even have hair!

>> No.10261823

>>10261805
>your dick is too fucking small

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT USING OUR DICK?

>> No.10261825

>>10261695
Everything you throw at the tiefling, we enslave and fuck. Our cocks shall never be dry, thanks to our slutty tiefling slave luring us a never-ending supply of flesh.

Goddamn, tieflings are awesome.

>> No.10261841

>>10261805
Then we gang fuck YOU into a bloody pulp with our new fuck buddies we summon to do it for us. We're a fucking wizard bitch.

>> No.10261858

>>10261805
Elves don't want us, they want to fuck tiefling MEN with their prehensile double-penetrating tails and handsome, mysterious features.

>> No.10261921

>>10260055
I dont even care...

>> No.10261950

>>10261921
that's just because every girl has a warforged under her bed for those lonely nights. they don't count.

>> No.10261958

>>10261805
That's okay. They don't need to be willing.

I still fuck them.

Anything else?

>> No.10261967

>>10261858
wtf is a double penetrating tail?

>> No.10261968

at one point i wanted to play a 3e tiefling from the monster manual (pic related) and liked the idea of having to keep my lineage a secret (i.e. keeping horns or what have you hidden). i thought it would be a fun character to play. probably would still be a fun character if tieflings were extreeeeeeemely fucking rare, but I wouldn't touch the fagshit 4e tieflings with a ten foot poll.

>> No.10261982

>> No.10261995

>>10261958
No you don't fuck them, you sit in the corner crying as they rail your tiefling gf all day and night and make you watch. And they all laugh at you cuz their dicks are so huge yours can't even compare.

Also a dragon is gonna come and join in, and his dick is 10 feet long, and 6 feet circumfirence.

>> No.10262000

>>10261968
face is eh, but DEM HIPS

>> No.10262005

>>10261968
what makes the 4e tieflings worse?

>> No.10262027

>>10261995
I fuck the Dragon too. Mmmm, scales...

>> No.10262031

>>10261921
but you can craft your own upgrades

>> No.10262040

>>10262027
The dragon wants your tiefling gf, not you, your dick is too small, human.

>> No.10262061

>>10262040
fucking wizard. Dick is sized to fit. your argument is invalid.

>> No.10262064

>>10261995
dragons are smaller than that or they wouldn't kidnap human princesses.

>> No.10262073

>>10262040
I loooooove dragons....

>> No.10262083

>>10261995
> implying you run our fantasy
> implying your elf bitch didn't just run off with a tiefling while your insiginificant peter is torn off as a trophy by a kobold because you're a faggot-ass eladrin pantywaist
> damn, turnabout is fair play, son

>> No.10262095

>>10262061
The dragon put a curse on you, making you unable to change your penis size.

>> No.10262096

>>10262040
A wizard ain't human anymore, bro. He's anything he wants to be. We've got this covered.

>> No.10262110

>>10262005
is MMO

>> No.10262116

>>10262095
We dispel the curse because we're a goddamn wizard.

Damn, you're like the most insufferable DM on the planet or something.

>> No.10262118

>>10262095
I put on a wetsuit, time to go diving.

>> No.10262119

>>10262083
It's not MY elf bitch, I was just saying you should have gotten with an elf, not a tiefling. Elf women aren't sluts like tieflings are, and they won't stretch their pussies out with ugly ass lizard tails.

>> No.10262125

>>10262005
basically
>>10260121 the given fluff where they're a known quantity and accepted as members of society.
and
>>10260094 due to looking like straight up demons, no npc in their right mind would fucking trust them, unless you're a shit dm.

>> No.10262129

>>10262095
not before I turned it into my compliant female sex slave who will gladly remove her own curse so i can wreck that chick.

>> No.10262132

>>10261950
>>10262031
We ALWAYS satisfy

>> No.10262141

>>10262119
The elf is too busy having her holes stretched by a tiefling dude's tail.

>> No.10262143

>>10262116
The dragon put a special attribute to the curse, if you manage to dispell it, you can never get an erection again. And the only way to break it is to let every single devil in the 9 layers of the abyss fuck you up the ass.

>> No.10262146

>>10262132
forgot pic lol

>> No.10262155

I'm starting to get bored here, troll. Entertain me some more.

>> No.10262168

>>10262143
Done and done, since devils are not found in the Abyss.

>> No.10262169

>>10262143
Okay, we do that.

Then we fuck the dragon.

>> No.10262171

>>10262141
elves aren't sluts, and the male tiefling is too busy fucking your slutty tiefling gf, and you won't even do shit cuz you're scared.

>> No.10262173

>>10262143

I dispel that too.

Also, I pu on my robe and my wizard hat

>> No.10262174

>>10262119
>Elf women aren't sluts
elves are total fucking sluts. they're like the blond cheerleaders of the fantasy world. they're terrifically easy and terrible lays.

>> No.10262182

>>10262143
Again, you are basically a terrible DM. You do not have DM powers here; nothing you say is binding, and we can ignore your "points" freely, as they are not valid to begin with.

>> No.10262184

>>10262143
then i cast shrink item on the dragon

>> No.10262191

>>10262174
Half-elves man, how do they work?

>> No.10262205

>>10262095
contingent counter spell

>> No.10262206

>>10262169
So you'd let EVER devil assfuck you? You know how many devils there are? You'd NEVER be done, a new one forms like every minute or so, bwahahahahahaha

enjoy your never ending assrape

also your tiefling gf will see you being assfucked and never want you again cuz she'll see you as less of a man now.

>> No.10262222

>>10262206
I fuck all the demons.

Then I fuck the dragon.

>> No.10262224

>>10262174
bullshit, elves are so loyal that if you try to rape one, they actually die

>> No.10262234

>>10262191
fucking high school pregnancies of the fantasy world.

>> No.10262236

>> No.10262237

>>10262206
>You know how many devils there are? You'd NEVER be done, a new one forms like every minute or so, bwahahahahahaha

ACTUALLY THAT'S DEMONS.

DEVILS ARE RESTRICTED TO AN EXACT NUMBER, AS PART OF THEIR RIGID HIERARCHY AND WHATNOT.

>> No.10262239

>>10262206
No devils in the abyss, so its gold.

>> No.10262245

>>10262222
>actually thinks he'll be able to walk again, much less move after such a harrowing experience
>doesn't realize Abbadon's dick is 50 feet long, and 35 feet circumfirence

>> No.10262246

>>10262224
>if you try to rape the willing

>> No.10262261

>>10262206
Meanwhile, you come home to find your elf gf in bed with a Dragonborn Paladin. Sorry, broseph, but she only wants HIGH CHARISMA men, not some unassuming human like you. He's got twice the fanatic followers and has completed four times the noble quests for truth glory and honor that you have.

>> No.10262266

>>10262237
Ok fine, demons rape you, every single demon in existence gets to ream your tight asshole

it'll NEVER END

>> No.10262269

i have a few nuts you all can suck on! and bolts too

>> No.10262277

I didn't read the whole thread, but I don't believe tieflings had a standard appearance until 4e. Before they could just as well be humans with weird eyes covered in unholy arcane runes as demons with horns, cloven hooves and barbed tails.

>> No.10262284

>>10262261
Dude, it's not even my elf, I found her in the woods and wanted to give her to you, so you can have a REAL woman, and not some slutty tiefling. Also tiefling women are fat, and have plain faces. They're just human women with horns and tails tacked on.

>> No.10262292

>>10262245
Okay, and?

I'm gonna fuck the dragon.

>> No.10262297

>>10262245
>doesn't realize we have Alter Self, polymorph and polymorph any object

>> No.10262310

>>10262266
But do we get to fuck the dragon when we're done?

>> No.10262312

>>10262277
i'm pretty sure OP was bitching about 4e tieflings. but OP's a moron, and we've moved on to competitive fantasy sex scenarios, so whatever.

>> No.10262329

>>10262266

Too late, deal's been made, can't be changed, and as a previous poster pointed out the Abyss is the realm of *demons*, not devils. There'd only be whatever devils have managed to infiltrate it for the blood wars, and that'd be, like.. A few dozen, tops.

>> No.10262332

>>10262277
wait, eyes covered in runes, or their skin? cuz eyes covered in runes would be fucked up...


also what kind of barbed tail? Like a manticore with spikes(like a wow succubus), the one in Op pic(with those 3 reptile spine fin things at the end), or those triangle point tails?

>> No.10262349

>>10262310


Sure, but why would you want to?

>> No.10262353

>>10262284
So, to she wouldn't even have you to begin with, went straight for the Dragon-wang. How pathetic, you can never even once have the object of your lonely, nerd-infatuated obsession. The entire elven race must have freindzoned you the moment you were born, with their mystical sense of perception guiding their enlightened opinion to find a mewling creature such as yourself lacking in more than phallical under-endowment.

>> No.10262364

>>10262349
I like dragons!

SWEET SCALY ASS HERE I COME

>> No.10262385

>>10262261
good thing i'm a Doppelganger sorcerer/warshaper/Abjurant Champion

>> No.10262387

>>10262332
In the case of a tiefling? Any of those. They are mutants, not D&D's answer to draenei.

>> No.10262398

>>10262353
I don't want elves, their ears are too long. Human women are better., that or Dwarves. or Gnomes, they have the tightest pussies. Tieflings are loose as shit, since demon women all have huge gaping pussies

>> No.10262406

>>10262349
I beat the troll and fucked the dragon! I won!

>> No.10262410

here is the answer to the wizard problem
Geas/Quest
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Language-Dependent, Mind-Affecting]
Level: Brd 6, Clr 6, Sor/Wiz 6
Casting Time: 10 minutes
Target: One living creature
Saving Throw: None

This spell functions similarly to lesser geas, except that it affects a creature of any HD and allows no saving throw.

Instead of taking penalties to ability scores (as with lesser geas), the subject takes 3d6 points of damage each day it does not attempt to follow the geas/quest. Additionally, each day it must make a Fortitude saving throw or become sickened. These effects end 24 hours after the creature attempts to resume the geas/quest.

A remove curse spell ends a geas/quest spell only if its caster level is at least two higher than your caster level. Break enchantment does not end a geas/quest, but limited wish, miracle, and wish do.

Bards, sorcerers, and wizards usually refer to this spell as geas, while clerics call the same spell quest.

>> No.10262427

it feels good knowing im far Superior

>> No.10262435

>>10262398
Elven ears are erogenous zones. Male elves might compare ear sizes, since it's quite possible their ear size might be proportional to their dick size like human fingers are.
Tieflings can be devils too, and devil women are tightasses.

>> No.10262458

>>10262435

Can Elves orgasm just by stroking their ears?

>> No.10262461

Wtf, this demon has a scorpion tail... she could sting your asshole or some shit, ewwwwwwwwwwwww


I am curious though, what race does she look like to you? the game she's in is some medieval fantasy euro thing of course, but her face doesn't look european at all, she looks asian.

>> No.10262469

>>10262458
Real women can orgasm by stroking their nipples, but it takes a while and is really hard to achieve.

>> No.10262474

COME BACK TROLL! TELL ME HOW I FUCK THE DRAGON

>> No.10262478

>>10262435
did you say ears are erogenous zones?

>> No.10262481

>>10262461
That is some form of HOMM succubus.

>> No.10262485

>>10262261

Not only that, but his CHA is so high said pathetic human is one successful Diplomacy roll from a mouth full of dragon cock.

>> No.10262488

>>10262461
According to >>10262277 a tiefling.

>> No.10262494

>>10262435
SPOILER: Human ears are erogenous zones

>> No.10262499

>>10262474
with manly vigor

>> No.10262500

>>10262461
>>10262481
and she was inside you for the whole game

>> No.10262505

>>10262398
Backpedaling, I see. How quaint. Human women are just as slutty as tielflings, and liable to be bedding a tiefling herself long before you. A dwarf woman, settling for a human? HAH, as if you could even grow a beard half as worthy as her beloved Tordek's. Gnome women want a man with BRAINS, not some common thug such as yourself, who foolishly doubts the might of wizards... such as herself.

>> No.10262509

>>10262435
so Blood elf and night elf men have the biggest dicks, wow

and anime elf girls have even bigger dicks...

>> No.10262513

>>10262266
you already said devils

for breaking your covenant, my wizard hops out of the DM screen, transforms you into a female teifling, and rapes you until you are a mindless sexslave, begging for my constantly enlarging cock

and they all lived happily ever after.

>> No.10262532

>>10262505
I'm an Orc, I fuck orc women, and I can rape human women.

>> No.10262546

troll troll troll troll trolly trollolololololo

>> No.10262555

>>10262532
>I'm an orc, I rape women.
FTFY

>> No.10262562

>>10262481
>>10262488


No, I mean her facial features. She has a similar face in human form, but she doesn't look european at all, she looks asian. Must explain why she is so pretty.

>> No.10262575

>decide to lurk /tg/ again
>monster girls, demonesses, tieflings, awesome shit everywhere

I love you guys.

>> No.10262586

>>10262513
Too bad for you, I left a decoy in my place, and ran off to have sex with hot orc women.

>> No.10262587

>>10262509
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

>> No.10262603

>>10262562
yeah, european women are pretty ugly, and don't have smooth, narrow faces like asian women do

>> No.10262610

>>10262575
You're welcome!

I just wish my folder was bigger, I'd have dumped it all.

>> No.10262618

>>10262532
But as per >>10261329
You lose all girls forever to things larger than orcs.

>> No.10262622

>>10262586
I fuck the decoy.

>> No.10262624

Her face is very obviously asian.

>> No.10262625

I took so long finding a sexy devil that my opportunity to post it with relevance is past, but I didn't want to waste the effort so here it is.

>> No.10262644

>>10262618
But I'm a warhammer 40k orc, so my dick is bigger than any normal orc. It's 25 feet long when fully hard, and 15 feet circumfirence.

>> No.10262646

>>10262625
No content is a waste!

I'm sure there are girls (and some guys) who like demonboys, not just demongirls!

>> No.10262659

>>10262644
I fuck your dick.

>> No.10262662

>>10260055
seriously though... i dont care...

>> No.10262665

>>10262625
>>10262624
wtf is the purpose of demons having glowing runes on their body? Does it do something, or is it there to look cool?

>> No.10262669

>>10262644
... 40k orcs are gender-nuetral.

>> No.10262678

>>10262665
Cool factor. Also, for some, sexy factor.

>> No.10262679

>>10262659
My dick is reserved for orc women and humans.

>> No.10262690

>>10262679
Riiiight in the pee-hole. I fuck it.

>> No.10262692

>>10262669
I'm corrupted by Slaanesh.

>> No.10262703

>>10262678
So they are basically the demon equivalent to guidos with shitty tribal tats?

>> No.10262705

>>10262679
Except that as a 40k orc, you don't have a penis at all.

Just like a Namekian.

>> No.10262715

>>10262665

The male appears to have less "glowing rune" and more "slightly infernal crotch tattoo." I believe it's just for sex appeal, or perhaps it wards off STDs.

>> No.10262719

>>10262692
... except the Chaos gods hold no sway over orcs, at all.

>> No.10262726

>>10262703
well, you can also asspull a reason for them, if it bothers you.

>> No.10262728

>>10262705
But Piccolo had a dick... he had to have had one, he was so cool... what next, Freiza having no dick too?

>> No.10262746

>>10262726
why does Illidan have demon runic tats then

>> No.10262753

>>10260196
what do you call that type of sock that has the ankle and toes missing they have been my favorite for years but no one seems to know what they are called

>> No.10262770

>>10262719
one day on a waaaaaaaaagh I saw dark elf men raping women and thought "wow that looks cool" and slaanesh got me and gave me a HUGE dick, and I started a new waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh and raped people left and right

my goal is to get close enough to the emperor's thronweso I can jizz on it

>> No.10262772

>>10262728
http://teamfourstar.com/

>> No.10262785

>>10262770
So you're a special snowflake wish-fulfillment character created by GM fiat?

>> No.10262792

>>10262746
wtf is an Illidan?

>> No.10262794

>>10262785
yes.

>> No.10262795

>>10260055
Why,
Do.
You.
Care?

If you don't like how they look, don't play one. Hell, play a character with extreme bigotry against tieflings; the gods know it would be understandable considering their similarities with DEMONS.

(Maybe that's why they're not supposed to be attractive)

>> No.10262801

>>10262785
Nah, I'm not special at all, slaanesh made tons of orcs like that, I'm just one of them. We're coming for the human worlds now, right after we're done raping the eldar

>> No.10262808

>>10262794
Mary Sue.

>> No.10262857

>>10262801
> implying Chaos Gods can even effect/mutate orcs to begin with

Also, because you've finally admitted to being in the 40k universe, you've no effective control over the D&D one. Tiefling lady-friend is go again.

>> No.10262867

>> No.10262877

>>10262867

>> No.10262924

>>10262867
try to fuck warforged
cock stuck in gear press
sad face

>> No.10262948

>>10262924
try to fuck shifter
throat torn out during climax
happy but dieing face

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