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[ERROR] No.10249611 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I would like to ask of your immense wells of knowledge...What are the Tau? What do they do? Why do they do it? And what are mankind's relations with them?

Thank you in advance! Here's a pic I picked up around here, no idea who it's of but...

>> No.10249631

Download Codex from /rs/. Read it, then come back. Or don't. Whatever.

>> No.10249640

They're blue and are controlled by pheromones and think they're doing good things for people they conquer, but they're really just putting them into concentration camps and sterilizing them.

Also, they have the best guns ever but suck at shooting. Go figure.

>> No.10249647

>>10249631
Do I just search Tau Codex?

>> No.10249689

>>10249611
>And what are mankind's relations with them

Picture related.

>> No.10249694

Mankinds relationship with the Tau.

Let me put it this way. Ever have someone who annoyed the fuck out of you and you want to beat the crap out of them but don't because you have more important things to do like watching paint dry. It's kinda like that.

>> No.10249700

>>10249689

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>>10249700

>> No.10249741

>>10249726

>> No.10249753

>>10249741

>> No.10249771

>>10249647
Yes.

Man, I can't believe it's summer already.

>> No.10249773

>>10249753

>> No.10249792

>>10249611
>bestbetrollan.jpg

>> No.10249812

>>10249611
On a unrelated note, her name is Zelly and she is a half tiefling rogue/barbarian of some furry artist's AD&D game.

But seriously OP, stop being such a noob and lrn2lurkmoar.

>> No.10249814

>>10249771
So /tg/ isn't normally this bad? Good, I was gettin' scared...

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>> No.10249838

>>10249611
You know, I used to hate Tau because they don't fit the theme of 40k's grim darkness and they borrow heavy from anime designs and Noob players started playing them in droves cause of mecha.

However, I'm liking the evil concentration camp angle and I might start a small infantry based Tau army and have it inspired by Schindler's list I'll paint my armor metallic Grey, instead of this faggot fail British yellow desert camo they always have. Maybe make the few Crisis suits I have rusty and dusty...maybe Tau deserters? Tau Traitors...Tau pirates?

>> No.10249840

>>10249694

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>> No.10249852

>>10249812
I've been lurking for a few months in reality. I just know nothing about Warhammer (besides what I skimmed which wasn't much) because I didn't start Dark Heresy until like, just now. Was more of a DnD guy. And Zelly...well, never saw any topics swing her way.

>> No.10249866

>>10249852
Hasn't really been on /tg/ for a while.

>> No.10249870

>>10249838

Farsight Enclave. The closest the Tau have to traders. The colour is mostly red and silver, though you could focus on the silver and rust it. They have been away from proper manufacturing areas for a while.

>> No.10249893

this is all you need to know about the relationship between everyone in 40k

>> No.10249895

>>10249870
Black Library should do some more books on that, cause even though I'm really tempted to start a tau army out of completion sake, I still can't stand Tau Players yelling Greater Good, like a bunch of hippy activists.

>> No.10249906

>>10249852

Well, the Tau are a species of alien living on the eastern fringe of the galaxy and have conquered a small area of space and allied with the local alien life-forms by preaching about a philosophy known as "The Greater Good." They're strictly caste-based, with the Ethereal caste at the top controlling the entire society, and it's speculated that they use some form of mind-control to keep the rest of the Tau in line. They are a somewhat divisive issue, as many older 40k players dislike them while newer players tend to be fond of them.

>> No.10249918

>>10249852
I'm not saying you didn't lurk, I'm telling you to lurk properly.

Did you browse 1d4chan yet? Or any of the epic /tg/ archived threads on suptg?

Do you know about /tg/ satelite board, tgchan? Or even dammitfreehaven?

Get with the program man.

>> No.10249923

>>10249906
I like em because they're dead shooty

>> No.10249926

>What are the Tau?
A race of humanoids who trace their evolutionary history to plains creatures.

>What do they do?
Expand the Tau Empire and attempt to bring other species under it, whether voluntarily or by violence.

>Why do they do it?
The Tau were nearly annihilated as a species before the mysterious rise of the Ethereal caste of Tau, who came preaching a "Greater Good" that helped the Tau pull back from the brink of the abyss. Fan speculation is that the Ethereals are Tau modified by some species or another to exude some sort of abnormal influence, perhaps through pheromones.

>And what are mankind's relations with them?
By default? Violent. In practice? Violent, but one of the few species with which the Imperium will have any relations other than "burn them alive immediately." Note that such non-violent relations are usually just foreplay to violent relations, however.

>> No.10249933

>>10249611
>>10249812
>>10249845
>>10249866
© Jax,
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jax_the_Bat

Lurk Moar,
ps. cunt still owes me a paid commission from about 7 years ago

>> No.10249937

>>10249906
What does the Greater Good consist of, besides concentration camps and sterilization? *points at rest of thread*

>>10249893
And while we're at it, besides mutants, xenos, daemons, and whatnot, what exactly is constituted as Heresy? I'd rather like to not get shot in the nads because I said the wrong word.

>> No.10249942

>>10249893

The Inquisition approves of this message.

Now carry on, citizen.

>> No.10249950

>>10249933
>claims to be an oldfag
>links to or uses ED

>> No.10249963

>ED

>> No.10249967

>>10249918
Knew about 1d4chan, didn't browse it much, browsed the archives, didn't know about other stuff, will endeavor to lurk bettar. Thank you!

>> No.10249990

>>10249937

The Greater Good is nebulously defined at best, and as far as I can tell means, "Whatever the ethereals say," although they do tend to be one of the most culturally tolerant species, allowing all to serve as members of their empire. As for heresy, everything's heresy. Given that the cult of the God-Emperor has a million different cults on a billion different worlds, any belief practiced is considered heretical by at least ten others. In practice, though, heresy is simply not following the tenets of the Imperial Creed, which are pretty basic. The human form is sacred, worship the god-emperor, hate the alien, fear the witch, and pay your taxes. That's pretty much it.

>> No.10249993

>>10249611

>And what are mankind's relations with them?

Apart from being officially regarded as hostile and added to the list of 'to be wiped out when we're done with more serious issues' by the imperial authorities, there many imperial worlds near the borders of Tau space who trade with Tau, some even wish to join with Tau and their greater good and who knows what else (interspecies prostitution?).

>> No.10249997

>>10249967
But I am warning you newfag, /tg/ is closet furry.

>> No.10250005

>>10249967

Don't listen to him. Dammitfreehaven is a furry porn/objectivist board. Unless of course you like those things, in which case go nuts.

>> No.10250016

>>10249812
>lrn2lurkmoar
you know just as well as I do lurking teaches you nothing on 4chan.

>> No.10250022

>>10249700
this guy really hates Tau, all his pictures are of Tau getting their shit ruined, no matter who is doing the shit ruining.

>> No.10250023

Don't mind me just dumping more Zelly art.

>> No.10250034

>What does the Greater Good consist of
Strict adherence to a caste society ruled by the Ethereals. The Tau believe that if it worked for them, it can work for everyone: a place for everyone, and everyone in his place. A galaxy without strife. The Greater Good is all about promoting the whole over the self. Yes, the Tau are overly optimistic.

>besides mutants, xenos, daemons, and whatnot, what exactly is constituted as Heresy?
Blaspheming against the God-Emperor and his saints. Annoying anyone important enough to have you shot. "Cowardice" in battle. Membership to any religion other than the cult of the God-Emperor (the AdMech are given leeway because they keep everything working). Worshipping or investigating the Warp gods.

>> No.10250044

>>10250022

Everyone hates the Tau.

>> No.10250048

>>10250016
Then you are doing it wrong.

>> No.10250052

>10249997
Nothing remotely related to closet about it, we just have a small cadre of all year summer fags that rage at the occasional furry thread.

>> No.10250054

>>10250016
it does, it just takes a long time

>> No.10250063

>>10249950
>>implyed someone made a claim they didn't

>> No.10250076

>>10250063
>implying that such an implication wasn't implicit in the referred-to post

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>> No.10250083

>>10250044
My brother seems to do fairly well with them, and they're fun in Dawn of War, but I'm too loyal to deviate from my IG and Space Marines

>> No.10250087

>>10250052

Not really. I don't think that porn of any stripe, least of all furry porn, has any place on /tg/, but I know to just hide and report the threads rather than bitch about them.

>> No.10250091

>>10250076
>>implying that an implication and a claim are the same thing

>> No.10250093

>>10250063
>>10250076
Take that noise back to /v/

>> No.10250099

>>10250083

Then your mission is clear, my good man, death to the enemies of the Emperor.

>> No.10250120

Muscle demons

>> No.10250129

>>10250022
Those are Human Traitors

>> No.10250134

FUCK YOU /tg/ I'M TRYING NOT TO FAP THEN YOU BREAK OUT THE ZELLY PICS OF HOT MUSCLED DAEMONESSES GETTING BRUTALLY RAPED BY DAEMONS!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUAAAAPPPPPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa
pfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfaahaahpapppfpppp

>> No.10250135

>>10250034
They have a caste society then? What do the castes consist of, besides the usual worker/laborer and leader castes(that's the Ethreal, right?)?

>> No.10250149

>>10250087
Just man up and accept the fact that the people are horny lonely bastards with a numerous variety of fetishes that come here for porn that /d/ doesn't provide.

You'll live happier.

>> No.10250151

>>10250134
just do it quick- I got mine over with in two minutes this time, something that must be close to a personal record

>> No.10250169

>>10250134
>I fucking hate you /tg/ ;_;
Trollface.jpg

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>> No.10250190

>>10250135

There are five castes, total. Ethereal, then the standard Grecian elements of Fire, Air, Earth, and Water. Earth are the builders, laborers, and engineers, Air are the pilots and shippers, Water are the diplomats and merchants, and Fire are the warriors.

>> No.10250210

>>10250135
Earth caste - engineers, builders, general laborers.
Air caste - pilots, starship commanders.
Water caste - diplomancers, probably things like psychology and sociology, too
Fire caste - soldiers

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>> No.10250219

>>10250210
Oh, and yes, the Ethereals are the leader caste.

>> No.10250244

>Would give anything for a zelly hentai movie.

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>> No.10250276

>>10250244
any kind of muscle girl hentai movie

they don't exist

>> No.10250278

>>10250244
But it'd be full of blood, rape, incestuous demon sexings, beastiality and rape!

oisee

>> No.10250280

>>10250190
Thank ya Alpharius !>>10250210 too!

And, kind of straying from the Tau topic a bit, but in my DH game, the "Resistance" is being brought up alot. Is this just a brainchild of my GM, and if not, what exactly of the Imperium are they resisting?

And the AdMech have the Omessah thing or whatever right? Is he like another God or something?

>> No.10250349

>>10250054
>>10249741

The Elysians seem to have much more advanced equipment than armies of most imperial worlds. But are their weapons and equipment any more effective?

>> No.10250361

the imperium made a huge effort to wipe out the tau, but failed. everyone here seems reluctant to admit that cuz THEY NEED TO GET THE EMPEROR'S DICK OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

destroying the tau is now on the imperium's backburner because they're far less of a threat than others and they're generally the most reasonable xenos the humans bump into.

>> No.10250370

>>10250349
Gamewise, no.

Fluffwise, they are said to be more mobile then regular guard regiments, and their weapons and gear tend to be more compact.

>> No.10250375

>>10250280

The Adeptus Mechanicus is an "Empire within an Empire" and they worship the Omnissiah, or Machine-God. They claim that the God-Emperor is the avatar of the Omnissiah so as to play nice with the rest of the Imperium, but they don't really believe that. The Omnissiah, they believe, represents the sum-total of human knowledge and their highest goal is to complete the Quest for Knowledge. The Imperium puts up with the AdMech as they're the only ones who know how to work technology, so they have to allow the AdMech to do what it wants.

>> No.10250414

>>10250361
0/10

>> No.10250428

>>10250414
>implying the damocles gulf crusade never happened

>> No.10250446

>>10250428

I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING "A HUGE EFFORT" WITH "ANY EFFORT AT ALL."

THE TAU EMPIRE CONTROLS 30 PLANETS.

THE *MECHANICUS ALONE* CONTROLS MORE PLANETS THAN THAT.

>> No.10250457

>>10250428

BUT IT WASN'T SERIOUS, JUST A INTRA-SYSTEM PATROL WHICH TOOK ENTIRE TAU MILITARY TO BEAT.

WARHOUND TITANS HAVE CANONICALLY SHOT DOWN TAU CRUISERS.

>> No.10250459

>>10250428
It did happen, duh, but the Tau were, at that point, engaged in a war of attrition against the Imperium. The Imperium has the numbers to keep up a war of attrition indefinitely, the Tau do not.

The only reason the Imperium broke off the crusade was because of a tyranid hive fleet, remember?

>> No.10250471

Oh wow.

You're new to 40K

Ok the Tau in short are blue alien space communists with a rigid caste system who do everything for the Greater Good which is a concept that holds a pretty much religious significance for them.

>> No.10250499

>>10250457
>patrol with space marine companies and metric fucktons of imperial guard

>>10250459
yes, combined with the fact that they only got close to threatening one sept. Only one. The crusade was called off cuz of tyranids, and the realization that they needed a lot more force to really stick it to the tau.

>> No.10250530

Rogue/Barbarian?

That has to be one of the worst multiclasses ever

>> No.10250543

>What are the Tau?
Blue skinned space commie fags.
Five species yet somehow one - think the Zindi from Enterprise - organised so the ones best at a job do it from birth.
Possibly helped along by Eldar, through adding a smelly organ in their leaders, that make all oter Tau obey through pheremones.
Possibly created by Necrons/Necrontyr (Necrons before they said fuck off to skin) due to low warp prescence.
>What do they do?
They Derp.
"Lets unify teh galaxy lol!"
"Wut is Slaanesh? Ok, he dead lol!"
"Lets invite teh Necrons for Teeeea!!!"
"MECHA POWAH!!!"
>Why do they do it?
In the grim derpness of the eastern fringe - dat deres Tau country - there is only DEEEEERRRRRRP.
Also to appeal to animu faggots.
Also as a counterpoint to the rest of 40K, eg a faction in te far future that actually looks Sci Fi, as opposed to Elves, Knights, Green Mad Max and Termites IIIIIIIN SPAAAAAACE!!!
>And what are mankind's relations with them?
"Hi!! Let's be fwiends!!!" Said Water Minister Derpington.
"Blamity blam blam blam" Replied the Boltguns.

>> No.10250571

>>10250499
So Tyranids don't show up, Damocles Gulf Crusade continues.

What you seem to be saying is that in that scenario, is that Imperium would not have eventually won.

>> No.10250586

>>10250571
eventually, yes. but not in the damocles gulf crusade.

>> No.10250643

>>10250586
But in that scenario, the Damocles Gulf Crusade goes on without interference. War of attrition continues, each side gets reinforcements, but one side's ability to reinforce their troops is vastly inferior to the other's.

>> No.10250676

>>10250643
you're severely overestimating the speed at which the imperium mobilizes. how many decades was it between first contact with the tau and the actual creation of the crusade? the imperium would win, yes, but it would take another crusade.

>> No.10250785

>>10250571
>>10250571
>>10250571

If I remember correctly, the =]I[= and the Space Marines wanted to Exterminatus the Tau homeworld, but the Guard somehow said no and they listened.

Every commissar accompanying those regiments should have been shot before they graduated.

>> No.10250788

>>10249838
Every since I first saw the Tau models when they came out I've wanted to paint them up like Waffen SS with a Etheral in a trenchcoat with monocle. I never did because fuck GW I'm not giving them my money.


Also I suck at painting

>> No.10250835

>>10250676
First off, initial contact to the Tau was per-heresy, but then, yeah, the Heresy happened. Then there were warp storms preventing travel to that section of the galaxy for whatever reason.

How long it took to mobilize against the Tau had more to do with having more important issues to deal with. With the crusade on-going, you're talking about reinforcements being in-transit for a couple of weeks or so, and assuming they need to be called for that request is delivered far faster thanks to the astropaths.

The Tau would have more difficulty mobilizing than the Imperium, if the war were not in their own empire. As it is, their capacity to bring in reinforcements is probably about the same.

>> No.10250934

>>10250788
>>10250785

Codex Tau (the original) p.60 "General [Wendall] Gauge concluded that the crusade had stumbled onto a major Tau world and that his resources were insufficient for the task set them... Inquisitor Grand was all for evacuation followed by Exterminatus...The army had found the Tau to be honorable adversaries, however, and there was a marked opposition to such an extreme sanction within high command.

>> No.10250945

>>10250835

You are confusing the Horus Heresy with the Age of Apostasy.

>> No.10250983

Wasn't there something in the Tau Codex about Kriegers leaving their trenches to charge across an open field trying to get into close combat?

>> No.10251237

>>10250983
In all honesty that's the kind of shit they do. Fuck, it probably costs more to produce a Pulse rifle charge than it does to clone a Krieger.

>> No.10251297

>>10249611
more nsfw zelly

>> No.10251719

Bump for Zelly

>> No.10253259

>>10249611
>>10251719
Bump for a tau raping Zelly.

>> No.10253338

Do want more Zelly.

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more?

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>>10253468
Fookin' Balors!

>> No.10253553

Apparently Zelly ain't really fussy who, or what, she fucks.

>> No.10253564

Ogres, dogs, whatever. I don't care what she fucks either.

>> No.10253573

>>10253564
What a colossal slut.

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>>10253573

Some times, I'm okay with that.

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>>10253564
Other girls as well.

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>> No.10253668

What is it with /tg/ and teeth?

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>> No.10253702

>>10253668

beartrap fellatio fetish

>> No.10253708

>>10253668

xenos love, maybe?

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>> No.10253730

Pretty sure this is another artist's rendition of Zelly.

That's all I got.

>> No.10253766

>>10253668
Sharp teeth are, typically, the mark of something carniverious and predatory. They often imply dominance, assertiveness, a certain desire and ability to control others. It's less an attraction to the teeth themselves as it is to the idea of a powerful, fiery, sexually aggressive women who's likely to take a dominant role in a relationship.

Cultist is the exception to this. I think her teeth weren't originally designed to be sharp, but just crooked and broken - Fagot's drawing style made them look like fangs, and as /tg/ increasingly sexualised her, they were drawn AS fangs.

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>> No.10253783

She seems to get raped a lot.

>> No.10253797

>>10253783
And we all love her for it.

>> No.10253801

>>10253730
Possibly, but she doesn't seem muscular enough.

>> No.10253819

>>10253783
Really? I can only think of two occasions in the art. >>10253782
And the sequences of three pictures involving >>10253458

>> No.10253824

>>10253783
implies a lack of enjoyment and consent. Could just be into the really kinky stuff.

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>> No.10253850

>>10253766

I have a thing for aggressive women, but it's not a dominance thing for me. I like the idea of getting through their angry and finding the soft side. Also, passion is sexy.

>> No.10253862

>>10253831
I whenever I see that furry's face, I keep thinking of the Prince from Sands of Time. Hairstyle, I think.

>> No.10253863

Wish there was more like this. Zelly/Animal really does it for me for some reason.

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>> No.10253898

Oh snap.

>> No.10253901

>>10253863

I think there's something about a sexy woman who is so horny she'll screw anything that bypasses your conscious processes entirely and goes straight to your reptilian brain. It's weird, but I kinda know what you mean.

>> No.10253930

Sergeant Major Alexandros, Make me proud and exterminate these Xenos at once.

>> No.10253936

>>10253901
Something like that, yea. Either way it's a shame there's only really three such pictures, and two are really sketchy and unfinished.

>> No.10253965

>>10253930

Sir, yes, Immortal God Emperor Sir!

>> No.10253981

>>10253930

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>> No.10253996

>>10253936

go start a beast thread on /d/, lol

>> No.10254003

>>10253930
Actually, these aren't Xenos. If anything, they're abhumans. Which, I should remind you, aren't considered mutants and thus are an accepted, if disliked, part of the Imperium.

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>> No.10254018

You are aware that she has resist fire right?

>> No.10254022

>>10254003

unless they have sex with dogs and crap

>> No.10254024

>>10253996
Pretty sure that gets you banned.

>> No.10254030

>>10254003

That depends, really, abhumans have to be approved by the Inquisition and Adeptus Mechanicus as far as I know.

But this is the Emperor, so no worries.

>> No.10254038

>>10254022
That's just a sexual kink. It doesn't make one a mutant or an alien.

>> No.10254045

>>10254003

They are messing with mah groove. That is "Heresy" as a Commissar would put it.

>> No.10254052

>>10254024
I've been told that's the only board where such a thing is actually forbidden.

>> No.10254057

>>10254024

That doesn't stop it from happening...

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>> No.10254072

>>10254052

hah. better start one right here then.

>> No.10254079

>>10254052
Some things are too extreme for /d/? Goddamn.

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>> No.10254090

>>10254030

The Ordo Famulous of the Adepta Sororitas is in charge of determining that, I believe, although I'm sure the Inquisition has a say.

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>> No.10254095

>>10254079

/d/ is for /d/ickgirls.

Although posting western art of any kind provokes a violent response

>> No.10254099

>>10254079

Not to extreme for us, though! /d/ is just a bunch of pussies, anyway.

>> No.10254105

>>10254090

Sororitas you say?

>> No.10254109

Oh god, don't challenge them...

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>> No.10254135

>>10254095

supposedly, some people still think 4chan is for anime.

or that 4chan still has a theme.

fail.

>> No.10254136

>>10254072
Hey, if you've got stuff to dump, you might as well add it to this thread.

>> No.10254140

>>10254079
/d/ is basically dickgirls, things relating to dickgirls, and futa. With occasional other shit you rarely see. Gurochan's /f/reakshow is for the extremities of /d/ and the lesser-enjoyed fetishes like vore/dollgirls/etc.

>> No.10254150

>>10254136

I dunno if I can really justify that. At least Zelly is *related* to D&D. dumping random, theme-less beastiality in /tg/ is a little too tasteless even for me.

>> No.10254153

>>10254150
Seconded.

>> No.10254155

Now animooted.

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>> No.10254170

>>10254095
Yea, /d/'s really gone to shit of late. It's actually turned me off futa, I'm just sick of the sight of it, and hate digging through dozens of dickgirl threads just to find some monstergirl or tentacle action.

>> No.10254171

>>10254155

bitchin

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>> No.10254198

>>10254170
>dozens of dickgirl threads

Every time I go to /d/, it's nothing but "post about yourself" and random whining and bitching interspersed with fucking traps.

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>> No.10254202

>>10254170

seconded SO fucking hard.

I was pretty alright with dickgirls at first, but enough is enough.

>>10254136

If you can find me a forum where I can dump some beast hentai without trolling more than like 50% of the population, I'll oblige. Otherwise you'll just have to find it yourself.

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>>10254198

you must be going during ameteur hour or something.

>> No.10254223

>>10254170
My girlfriend went into my dickgirl folder, even though she knew what it was and is called THE BAD PLACE, and said she needed to wash her eyes out with bleach. I didn't know what to tell her.

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>> No.10254241

>>10254223

where do you live?

out here, most girls who go to 4chan would probably schlick to dickgirls.

of course, they're all crazy, and I want nothing to do with them.

>> No.10254242

>>10254223
"I told you so"?

>> No.10254250

>>10254202
/d/ on fapchan.org

>> No.10254254

Now for some proper, Imperial women.

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>> No.10254262

>>10254223
...Why was your girlfriend looking in your porn folder? Your dickgirl folder, of all things?

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>>10254175


Ohohoh Fancy that...

>> No.10254281

>>10254262

curiosity, I'm betting. If she doesn't like dickgirls but she looked, she must not know what they are. If she doesn't know what they are, she probably hasn't spent much time on 4chan. If she hasn't spent much time on 4chan, she probably hasn't learned that curiosity is a bad and dangerous thing.

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>>10254277

>> No.10254301

>>10254223
So, which category would it have fallen into?

If it was unforgivable porn and she's still around, you're a very lucky man.

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>> No.10254315

>>10254301
If she's still around, it obviously wasn't.

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>> No.10254326

>>10254250

thanks, i have received eyerape and flying dongs.

any other sites?

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>> No.10254342

>>10254315
Ehh, good point.

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>> No.10254357

>>10254343

Stand down Seargent, the xenos have been repelled.

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>> No.10254420

>>10254357

Victory!

>> No.10254442

>>10254420
I went to Terra and all I got was executed for heresy?

>> No.10254451

>>10249611
Artist is JaxtheBat on DA
http://jaxthebat.deviantart.com/

>> No.10254464

One last picture to add to the Tau hate.

>> No.10254485

>>10254451

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>>10254464

>> No.10254507

>>10254357
>>10254420
...or HAVE WE?!

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>>10254507

Fuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou, xeno!

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>> No.10254567

>>10254546
Is that a proposition, big boy?

>> No.10254583

>>10254507

you fool! look what you've done!

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>> No.10254601

>>10254567

Heresy most foul!

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>> No.10254644

Tau are pretty sweet, from an art perspective.

It's like an army of walking, shooting iPods.

>> No.10254646

>>10254601
Don't knock it till you try it

>> No.10254664

>>10254646

Not only will I knock but I will also stab it to death with cold Imperial steel.

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>> No.10254723

OH NOES GRIMDERP HIJACK

>> No.10254727

>>10254664
So that's what you call it these days? "Cold Imperial Steel"? Kinky

Here, I'll make it easy for you - you couldn't get a better angle

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>> No.10254733

>>10254700
lol, shitty text
that doesn't even make sense

>> No.10254748

>>10254727

>> No.10254764

delicious heretical ass

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>> No.10254777

>>10254764

Imperial dat ass is superior.

>> No.10254783

>> No.10254784

>>10254777
Orly?

>> No.10254800

>>10254784

Yes, really.

>> No.10254805

>>10254777
Nope, dat Dark Eldar ass is by far the best.

>> No.10254808

this thread has a serious case of 'OP pic more interesting than topic'

>> No.10254812

>> No.10254815

>>10254777
Ooh, good idea!

Welcome to the Greater Good, sister!

>> No.10254823

>>10254805
Orlyrly?

>> No.10254825

>>10254815
>>10254805

>> No.10254841

>>10254825

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>> No.10254845

>>10254823

Her expression....so....cute

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>> No.10254859

>>10254823
Better picture. She actually looks more like an Eldar here. Too curvy-looking in the other one.

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>> No.10254886

>>10254859

>looks more like an Eldar
don't care

>Too curvy-looking
no such thing

more curvy eldar being raped

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>> No.10254939

>>10254931
>Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.

This is bullshit and you know it.

>> No.10254951

>>10254939
You mad? I just started posting 40k pronz.

>> No.10254952

>>10254904
The ridiculously high heels completely ruin it for me. Fuck.

>> No.10254958

Emprah, I have failed you.

>> No.10254963

>>10254952
You were looking at the heels? Wtf man?

>> No.10255114

Thanks for all the Zelly pics. Fukkin' Saved!

>> No.10255143

>>10254825
Did bg draw this?

>> No.10255317

>>10254931
Source on this?

>> No.10255321

>>10255317
Idk some web comic

>> No.10255361

>>10255321
That's really helpful, thank you, it narrows it down so much.

Care to be a bit more specific?

>> No.10255889

>>10254132
There Higher rez of this? Want to make my wall.

>> No.10256017

>>10255361
Eatatau, I believe.

>> No.10256402

Last time I hung out with © Jax, she was fairly asexual and socially stunted with humans..but had a big old Rottie named Harley that she got along with GREAT. if you look at all her stuff you will see a lot of dog cock and beast love...Just saying.

>> No.10256435

>>10256402
>if you look at all her stuff you will see a lot of dog cock and beast love

...you do? Beyond the two pictures in this thread I've never seen anything of the sort by her.

>> No.10256533

>>10253668
MOAR OF THIS

or at least more human verity

>> No.10256710

>>10256533

We're at the image limit, buddy.

>> No.10256752

>>10256710
but... BUT...

where can I get more?

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