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Okay, Cultist-chan thread, GO!

Why hello thar!

no one invites you because you have poor hygiene, stupid.

>>10228920
D'aww, hwee lharve hew, Culteest.

DID SOMEONE SAY CULTIST-CHAN THREAD?

M-mark of TzeenTch m-My mallAble ass. B-bRat c_aN't e-Even tiE her own s-shOEs.

>>10229010
Is that the same Extra Pieces that sometimes tripfags on /tg/? If so, I wish she'd drawfag more.

>>10229063
Yeah it is, she does good stuff.

>>10229055
I think she only has Tzeentch's mark so he can have a hand in pushing her about. Otherwise, one of the other three might find a way to use her against him, or something.

How could she possibly be depressed with that much ratdick in her?

flapflapflapflap

>>10229055
I suspect that she isn't taught such basic things so she would make a more unwitting pawn for Tzeentch's schemes.

She tries too hard, and fails at doing what ever she mandated to do. I don't now why the Chaos Gods even allow her to serve them, obviously she's not corrupting anyone. She's in fact pushing them away from the Chaos Gods, and back to the Holy Emperor.

She should keep up the good work, she's the best double agent we got out there.

>>10229031
>>10229108

Whee harr hadorhable

Don't mind me, just posting a far superior Chaos girl.

I mean, just look at that cleavage.

>>10229173
Hwee dishagree

She's a filthy heretic. Maybe if she'd take a bath, put some clothes on, and go to a speech therapist she'd be more popular.

>>10229156
>>10229173
Sorry, I prefer human girls.

She should hang out with cutebolds.

>>10229206

fucking fursecution

>>10229206

you also prefer shitty anime art, apparently

>>10229201
Hewe charmher, hewe.

Delivering you the news, no matter how much it hurts!

>>10229213
I have a picture of a Cutebold dressed like Cultist-chan, but it's already been posted.

So instead you get nightmare-fuel.

>>10229243
This version of Cultist I prefer above all others.

>>10229206
>>10229195

Philistines, the pair of you!

>>10229258
Hyu liek mhee?

>>10229289
For a second I thought she had laser vision or something.

>>10229100
SHE HAS IT BECAUSE ONE DAY SHE SHALL BE THE GREATEST WARMASTER CHAOS HAS EVER KNOWN

>>10229173

and the muscles

>>10229323

Prahblhem, spehss mahreens?

>>10229301
It's the face. Perfect mix of Dawww, weirdness, and general insanity. The teeth are also awesome.

>>10229324
d'awww <3 <3 <3

>>10229327
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>10229201
She may be an heretic, have bad hygiene, and weird speech impediment but she's saving her souls. You see, while she's pretending to be a cultist for Chaos she's actually a reborn again heretic, who's work to make sure Chaos never gets anything done.

Why else do you think that Abaddon had 13 crusades, and all of them failed? Cultist-chan. How she does it is top secret, all I can say is she's working her way back into the Emperor's grace.

>>10229309
I see someone's feeling... Rather HORNY.

>>10229342

Did I?

Muscles are good!

SO VERY GOOD!

>>10229368
Both related and off-topic.

>>10229367
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>10229390

>>10229368
Ah. That's okay, then.

Have this, since I have no more Khornette.

>>10229377

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>>10229439

>>10229388

Mmmmm Gogo

>>10229445
Stop worshiping Tzeentch, he's doing bad things to your head.

ffff

>>10229507
this is going to end badly...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>10229338
I like ETP's version too.

>>10229470
Suddenly...

>>10229534
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Sadly this is all the combo I have saved.
It would be awesome if whoever created it finished the drop pod sequence.

>>10229414
Who did this? I've got a thing for unabashed Daemon sluts.

>>10229568 FUCK DO IT
My favorite part

>>10229549

Well I came everywhere.

>>10229570
Somehow, I knew that was going to happen.

>>10229570
Worst depiction of Cultist-Chan EVER!

>>10229567
Someone on Hentai-Foundry, don't remember the name. Also did the Wafku threesome set of six pictures.

>>10229567
>>10229567

Ragathol, and that's a Touhou character, I believe.

>>10229567
>Implying that isnt a touhou.

>>10229542

Who's ETP?

>>10229649
Yuugi, IIRC.

Every neckbeard liked Cultist-chan a lot, but the Commissar, who was posted about much less - did not. The Commissar hated Cultist-chan - the whole Cultist-chan treason. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his jock-strap was too tight. Or it could be that his hat wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

>>10229670
I have no idea. But ETP are the initials printed on these pictures.

>>10229692
Maybe he just doesn't like poorly drawn pornography?

I should edit "cancer" in this image to say "heresy".

>>10229774

Poorly drawn pornography is the best kind of pornography. It lets you imagine all the fine details yourself.

Cultist-chan's thoughts on this thread.

>>10229838
Wish granted.

>>10229692
I would pay money for a Dr. Seuss style book about a commissar.

>>10229923
You, sir, are truly a god amongst men.

>>10229952
Nah. We're on /tg/, right? More like a god among traps.

>>10229686
Yup.

OH NOES!!!! SPANISH DRAWFAG JUST UPLOADED THIS!!!!!!

Only Toohoo fags would ever try to wreck a Cultist thread.

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10230120
This displeases me.

>>10230007
Hang on, wait. I thought Touhous were all little girls with stupid hats?

Since when did they start getting sexy?

>>10230120
>You should make as I did
Nice to see she's still retarded though.

>>10230120

>>10230120

`Z funny b`cause is true!

>>10230120
Nice try TzeenTch, I suppose she got breast surgery too? Hmm?

>>10230167
Fanon shit and JAPAN MAKES EVERYTHING SEXY LOL ^_^

>>10230193

Nop. Is funny because the author makes warhammer comics...

ok, shitty wannabe warhammer comics...

fuck it, you get me.

>>10230120
When did hewe - sorry - you... when did you become Hispanic, Culteest?

>>1023012

so part of growing up is becoming a tubby hausfrau?

Whoa, whoa, relax, /tg/, just a joke, ok? ; )

>>10230310
hwee harr nhott hamused

>>10230310

anyway, thats a nice drawing...

will ya drawthread?

>>10230352

that`s traced

>>10229421
Was there ever one for any other Chaos Gods? I've only seen this one for Khorne.

Does Cultist have a Russian accent?

>>10230310
Darius, te lo puedo decir mas alto pero no mas claro...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMqnl6ntfWE

Funnily enough, I am depressed.

>>10230530
No. Her accent is the same as that of the Cultists in Dawn of War. That high-pitched, whining shriek.

>>10230566
Link to some of this cultist-speech?

>>10230531


Pfff, era por ser amable, realmente "i dont give a fuck"

I live for you, the trolls. ^-^

>>10230580
http://www.youtube.com/user/ImperatorDominatus#p/c/4E3D036CB1BCBB27/7/ME1pOdcDPqc

The whiny, screechy voices in this.

>>10230362

i was not going to... at least, not soon. i`d love to, but i have no time, sorry...

>>10230615
One day...
Your ass will be mine.

>>10230720

... is that a threat or a proposal?

o.O

>>10230759
Yes.

>>10230759
>Pic of menacing Hulk doing kung fu pose.
You aren't the brightest bulb in the box, aren't you?

>>10230788

if you measure it by my knowledge of a lenguaje that is not mine, then yep, im not.

>>10230829
The hulk is not a language. If the hulk is trying to kill you with kung fu, there can only be one meeting.

>>10230846
Meaning*
Goddamn, poor language is contagious.

What on earth is going on in this thread?

Don't forget her most memorable comic strip.

>>10230788

Hey, don't hate on the guy, that art could just as easily be depicting Hulk's doggy style technique.

>>10230709

awwww! too bad!

>>10230661
My Gods, that's annoying.

>>10230925
I know nothing of this, but I would tap her so motherfucking hard.

>>10232667
No tapping the Cultists, you've no idea what they've got down there.

>>10232772
Whatever it is I would fuck it.

>>10232841
What if it's vagina dentata?

>>10232880

Eh, so it's like a blow job down there?

>>10232880
Well lubricated mouth guard.

>>10232944
More like your penis being shredded by teeth.

>>10233114
Doesn't always happen during oral, so why would it with Vagina Dentata? So long as she doesn't bite down, down there, what's the problem?

Hell, she might even have a second tongue. It'd feel awesome.

GODDAMNIT /tg/

YOU DEVELOP AN OBSESSION WITH RAZOR-TOOTHED WOMEN

NOW YOU'RE DEVELOPING ONE WITH RAZOR-CUNTED WOMEN

>>10233171
That's... Not how it works.