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Making Cultist-chan depressed.


>> No.10228978

Okay, Cultist-chan thread, GO!

>> No.10228988

Why hello thar!

>> No.10228999

no one invites you because you have poor hygiene, stupid.

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>> No.10229025

D'aww, hwee lharve hew, Culteest.

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>> No.10229055

M-mark of TzeenTch m-My mallAble ass. B-bRat c_aN't e-Even tiE her own s-shOEs.

>> No.10229063

Is that the same Extra Pieces that sometimes tripfags on /tg/? If so, I wish she'd drawfag more.

>> No.10229097

Yeah it is, she does good stuff.

>> No.10229100

I think she only has Tzeentch's mark so he can have a hand in pushing her about. Otherwise, one of the other three might find a way to use her against him, or something.

>> No.10229108

How could she possibly be depressed with that much ratdick in her?

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>> No.10229116

I suspect that she isn't taught such basic things so she would make a more unwitting pawn for Tzeentch's schemes.

>> No.10229127

She tries too hard, and fails at doing what ever she mandated to do. I don't now why the Chaos Gods even allow her to serve them, obviously she's not corrupting anyone. She's in fact pushing them away from the Chaos Gods, and back to the Holy Emperor.

She should keep up the good work, she's the best double agent we got out there.

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>> No.10229149

Whee harr hadorhable

>> No.10229156

Don't mind me, just posting a far superior Chaos girl.

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>> No.10229173

I mean, just look at that cleavage.

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>> No.10229195

Hwee dishagree

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>> No.10229201

She's a filthy heretic. Maybe if she'd take a bath, put some clothes on, and go to a speech therapist she'd be more popular.

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>> No.10229206

Sorry, I prefer human girls.

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>> No.10229213

She should hang out with cutebolds.

>> No.10229219


fucking fursecution

>> No.10229226


you also prefer shitty anime art, apparently

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>> No.10229232

Hewe charmher, hewe.

>> No.10229241

Delivering you the news, no matter how much it hurts!

>> No.10229243

I have a picture of a Cutebold dressed like Cultist-chan, but it's already been posted.

So instead you get nightmare-fuel.

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>> No.10229258

This version of Cultist I prefer above all others.

>> No.10229267


Philistines, the pair of you!

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>> No.10229301

Hyu liek mhee?

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>> No.10229310

For a second I thought she had laser vision or something.

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and the muscles

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>> No.10229333

Prahblhem, spehss mahreens?

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>> No.10229338

It's the face. Perfect mix of Dawww, weirdness, and general insanity. The teeth are also awesome.

>> No.10229341

d'awww <3 <3 <3

>> No.10229342

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>> No.10229360

She may be an heretic, have bad hygiene, and weird speech impediment but she's saving her souls. You see, while she's pretending to be a cultist for Chaos she's actually a reborn again heretic, who's work to make sure Chaos never gets anything done.

Why else do you think that Abaddon had 13 crusades, and all of them failed? Cultist-chan. How she does it is top secret, all I can say is she's working her way back into the Emperor's grace.

>> No.10229367

I see someone's feeling... Rather HORNY.

>> No.10229368


Did I?

Muscles are good!


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Both related and off-topic.

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>> No.10229414

Ah. That's okay, then.

Have this, since I have no more Khornette.

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Mmmmm Gogo

>> No.10229483

Stop worshiping Tzeentch, he's doing bad things to your head.

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>> No.10229529

this is going to end badly...

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>> No.10229542

I like ETP's version too.

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>> No.10229560

Sadly this is all the combo I have saved.
It would be awesome if whoever created it finished the drop pod sequence.

>> No.10229567

Who did this? I've got a thing for unabashed Daemon sluts.

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>> No.10229570

>>10229568 FUCK DO IT
My favorite part

>> No.10229580


Well I came everywhere.

>> No.10229603

Somehow, I knew that was going to happen.

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>> No.10229639

Worst depiction of Cultist-Chan EVER!

>> No.10229645

Someone on Hentai-Foundry, don't remember the name. Also did the Wafku threesome set of six pictures.

>> No.10229649


Ragathol, and that's a Touhou character, I believe.

>> No.10229658

>Implying that isnt a touhou.

>> No.10229670


Who's ETP?

>> No.10229686

Yuugi, IIRC.

>> No.10229692

Every neckbeard liked Cultist-chan a lot, but the Commissar, who was posted about much less - did not. The Commissar hated Cultist-chan - the whole Cultist-chan treason. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his jock-strap was too tight. Or it could be that his hat wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

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I have no idea. But ETP are the initials printed on these pictures.

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>> No.10229774

Maybe he just doesn't like poorly drawn pornography?

>> No.10229838

I should edit "cancer" in this image to say "heresy".

>> No.10229893


Poorly drawn pornography is the best kind of pornography. It lets you imagine all the fine details yourself.

>> No.10229907

Cultist-chan's thoughts on this thread.

>> No.10229923

Wish granted.

>> No.10229939

I would pay money for a Dr. Seuss style book about a commissar.

>> No.10229952

You, sir, are truly a god amongst men.

>> No.10229982

Nah. We're on /tg/, right? More like a god among traps.

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Only Toohoo fags would ever try to wreck a Cultist thread.

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>> No.10230161

This displeases me.

>> No.10230167

Hang on, wait. I thought Touhous were all little girls with stupid hats?

Since when did they start getting sexy?

>> No.10230175

>You should make as I did
Nice to see she's still retarded though.

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`Z funny b`cause is true!

>> No.10230202

Nice try TzeenTch, I suppose she got breast surgery too? Hmm?

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Nop. Is funny because the author makes warhammer comics...

ok, shitty wannabe warhammer comics...

fuck it, you get me.

>> No.10230256

When did hewe - sorry - you... when did you become Hispanic, Culteest?

>> No.10230285


so part of growing up is becoming a tubby hausfrau?

>> No.10230310

Whoa, whoa, relax, /tg/, just a joke, ok? ; )

>> No.10230352

hwee harr nhott hamused

>> No.10230362


anyway, thats a nice drawing...

will ya drawthread?

>> No.10230409


that`s traced

>> No.10230481

Was there ever one for any other Chaos Gods? I've only seen this one for Khorne.

>> No.10230530

Does Cultist have a Russian accent?

>> No.10230531

Darius, te lo puedo decir mas alto pero no mas claro...

>> No.10230556

Funnily enough, I am depressed.

>> No.10230566

No. Her accent is the same as that of the Cultists in Dawn of War. That high-pitched, whining shriek.

>> No.10230580

Link to some of this cultist-speech?

>> No.10230615


Pfff, era por ser amable, realmente "i dont give a fuck"

I live for you, the trolls. ^-^

>> No.10230661


The whiny, screechy voices in this.

>> No.10230709


i was not going to... at least, not soon. i`d love to, but i have no time, sorry...

>> No.10230720

One day...
Your ass will be mine.

>> No.10230759


... is that a threat or a proposal?


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>> No.10230788

>Pic of menacing Hulk doing kung fu pose.
You aren't the brightest bulb in the box, aren't you?

>> No.10230829


if you measure it by my knowledge of a lenguaje that is not mine, then yep, im not.

>> No.10230846

The hulk is not a language. If the hulk is trying to kill you with kung fu, there can only be one meeting.

>> No.10230863

Goddamn, poor language is contagious.

>> No.10230899

What on earth is going on in this thread?

>> No.10230925

Don't forget her most memorable comic strip.

>> No.10230934


Hey, don't hate on the guy, that art could just as easily be depicting Hulk's doggy style technique.

>> No.10230984


awwww! too bad!

>> No.10232494

My Gods, that's annoying.

>> No.10232667

I know nothing of this, but I would tap her so motherfucking hard.

>> No.10232772

No tapping the Cultists, you've no idea what they've got down there.

>> No.10232841

Whatever it is I would fuck it.

>> No.10232880

What if it's vagina dentata?

>> No.10232944


Eh, so it's like a blow job down there?

>> No.10233044

Well lubricated mouth guard.

>> No.10233114

More like your penis being shredded by teeth.

>> No.10233171

Doesn't always happen during oral, so why would it with Vagina Dentata? So long as she doesn't bite down, down there, what's the problem?

Hell, she might even have a second tongue. It'd feel awesome.

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That's... Not how it works.

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