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10128182 No.10128182 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Only guys who roll 1 to 20 on a d100 are tough enough to enter the Salty Spitoon!*

.
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*Dark Heresy Rules, with a twist.

>> No.10128192
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10128192

Weenies who roll 60 to 89 best try over there.

>> No.10128210

rolled 81 = 81

What about guys who roll 90-100?

>> No.10128213
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10128213

And for you DOUBLE weenies who roll 90 to 99, or FAIL at rolling...

>> No.10128217

I TORE OFF ALL THE NUMBERS ON MY 1D100 THAT WASN'T A 1-20, GROUND IT UP, AND ATE IT FOR BREAKFAST.

>> No.10128227

Forgot how to roll you guys oh no.

>> No.10128232

I hate spongebob.

But I love rolling.

>> No.10128238

rolled 75 = 75

Oh there it is.

>> No.10128240
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10128240

rolled 2 = 2

>> No.10128241
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10128241

Rolls of 100 make you an official Goofy Goober.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDEPZJ5IXyY

*Yes, you get a robe and wizard hat.

>> No.10128242

rolled 59 = 59

Please roll high, I wanna go to candyland :(

>> No.10128246

>>10128232
But I apparently suck at it.

>> No.10128247

rolled 80 = 80

here goes

>> No.10128260

I'm so tough, I made Michael J Fox hold still for 13 seconds.

>> No.10128262

rolled 84 = 84

Dammit. I fail.

>> No.10128263

rolled 39 = 39

Wait why would anyone want to go to the Salty Spitoon? That place is a dump.

>> No.10128264

ONE OFF FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU DICE ROLLER >:/

>> No.10128267

>>10128247
SHIT DICKS

>> No.10128271
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10128271

>>10128182

>> No.10128272
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10128272

rolled 44 = 44

I am tough!

>> No.10128273

I wonder if I'm a tough guy.

>> No.10128274

rolled 73 = 73

Testing.

>> No.10128279
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10128279

rolled 92 = 92

HOW TOUGH AM I?

>> No.10128288

rolled 58 = 58

let's try this again -_- 59, fucking honestly

>> No.10128291

rolled 19 = 19

I'M SO TOUGH I ONCE PUNCHED A SPACE MARINE RIGHT IN THE DICK AND HE DIN' EVEN DO NOTHIN ABOUT IT.

>> No.10128295

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?

...you got any dice layin' around?

>> No.10128298

rolled 86 = 86

>>10128273

>> No.10128299

rolled 44 = 44

I'm tough as a steel nail melded with an iron fallout shelter built in the side of diamond mountain (mentally)

>> No.10128302

>>10128279
Double weenie!

>> No.10128303
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10128303

Oh, and rolls of 1 are so tough in addition to getting into the Salty Spitoon they also get to eat at the Krusty Krab.

For free.

For life.

>> No.10128307
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10128307

rolled 81 = 81

This o'a be gud fer a laff.

>> No.10128320

>>10128291
Space marines don't have genitals.

Thanks to you, apparently.

>>10128279
-4str

>> No.10128321

>59
>rerolls
>58
...........................
WHAT
THIS ROLLER IS FUCKING WITH ME >:|
*cracks knuckles*

>> No.10128322
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10128322

Hwee weel Cahptor eet?

>> No.10128326

rolled 1 = 1

>>10128303
BULL SHIT. Krabs would never let someone get that.

>> No.10128335
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10128335

Hey guys, how tough am I?

>> No.10128337
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10128337

>>10128307

>> No.10128340

come on...

>> No.10128341

>>10128307
Oh yes it will. NANCY

>> No.10128348
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10128348

rolled 48 = 48

YEAH

>> No.10128349

rolled 88 = 88

Can we -try- to get higher than 59 this time :|

>> No.10128358

rolled 65 = 65

shit..

>> No.10128375
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10128375

FINALLY, candy!

>> No.10128380

rolled 54 = 54

Arr

>> No.10128386

rolled 58 = 58

rollin

>> No.10128390

>>10128326
Oh, don't worry.

It comes out of Squidward's paycheck.

>> No.10128391

rolled 62 = 62

But i really wanna get in..

>> No.10128399
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10128399

rolled 75 = 75

L-let me in!
Or I'll...um...rough you up!

>> No.10128400

rolled 52 = 52

This is easy.

>> No.10128407
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10128407

rolled 54 = 54

I'm a real toughie.

>> No.10128412
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10128412

rolled 87 = 87

I ATE A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING

>> No.10128413
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10128413

>> No.10128433

rolled 52 = 52

>>10128412
bet you had milk with it, cuntlord

>> No.10128437
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10128437

>>10128407
>>10128380

s-seriously? I'm not that bummed that I can't get in, but I got the EXACT SAME NUMBER TWICE?

>> No.10128457

rolled 73 = 73

>>10128326
>dice+1d1
NICE TRY WEENIE.

>> No.10128460
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10128460

I'm not rolling, are you gonna try to keep me out, if you do, things are gonna get messy.

I am Batman.

>> No.10128465
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10128465

rolled 41 = 41

You can't reject Golduck.

>> No.10128473

rolled 48 = 48

Hmm

>> No.10128474

Alright, lets fail at this.

>> No.10128491
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10128491

rolled 4 = 4

Oh dear let's see here.

>> No.10128493

rolled 29 = 29

I would posit that I am, in fact, tough enough to enter this here establishment.

>> No.10128495
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10128495

rolled 7 = 7

I think you'll find that I am not only already inside, I have somehow acquired a harem of females.

>> No.10128500
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10128500

rolled 84 = 84

>> No.10128504
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10128504

rolled 90 = 90

>>10128460

My god. MOAR.

>> No.10128516
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10128516

>>10128491
ohfuckdammit

>> No.10128517
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10128517

rolled 21 = 21

make way for you lord and master

>> No.10128527

rolled 26 = 26

rollin

>> No.10128530
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10128530

rolled 66 = 66

>> No.10128540
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10128540

rolled 60 = 60

pic says it all.

>> No.10128545
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10128545

rolled 54 = 54

>>10128530

>> No.10128546

Are you calling me a liar?

I wouldn't call you to dinner.

>> No.10128550

rolled 56 = 56

Eh, I've hot on dice all night, so why not?

>> No.10128560
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10128560

AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>> No.10128565
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10128565

rolled 21 = 21

Tougher than an iron rod now get the fuck out of my way you limpwristed pansies

>> No.10128569
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10128569

>>10128460
I didn't think so

Get at me bitch

>> No.10128580

I'M FUCKING TOUGH

>> No.10128590

rolled 59 = 59

FOR EVERYONE ROLLING, USE THIS:
noko dice 1d100

>> No.10128592
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10128592

rolled 67 = 67

Is the Emprah a bad enough dude?

>> No.10128598

rolled 1 = 1

>>10128580

LET'S TRY THAT SHIT AGAIN, I'M SO TOUGH I DON'T ROLL RIGHT GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.10128599
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10128599

>>10128560

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! FOOOOOOOOOOLISH SAMOORAI! Now you will never enter the Salty Spitoon, and their PORTAL THROUGH TIME is forever closed to you!

>> No.10128601
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10128601

rolled 81 = 81

>> No.10128603

>>10128592

The Emprah is the BADDEST of dudes.

>> No.10128611

rolled 49 = 49

LET US SMALL MAN,

>> No.10128617
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10128617

rolled 73 = 73

>>10128495
Aw yeah!

>> No.10128619

rolled 14 = 14

>>10128598
Apparently so

>> No.10128625

>>10128590
Stealth rolls don't count.

>> No.10128628

rolled 6 = 6

>>10128611
FUCK NOT AGIAN.

>> No.10128631
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10128631

rolled 87 = 87

>>10128560
Problem, Jack?

>> No.10128638
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10128638

rolled 9 = 9

>>10128592
Uh, ew. Like go away you scrawny nerd.

>> No.10128642

rolled 69 = 69

I'm tough, dammnit!

>> No.10128648
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10128648

rolled 38 = 38

>>10128599
Hey, stop using my voice, would you?

>> No.10128675

How do I shot roll?

/roll 100

Maybe?

>> No.10128686
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10128686

rolled 58 = 58

>>10128638
OTTER IS A GOOFY GOOBER.

>> No.10128688

rolled 69 = 69

Yes

>> No.10128689
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10128689

rolled 4 = 4

>>10128648

My show came first, jerk.

>> No.10128691
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10128691

>>10128638
HAHAHAHA

You weenies were beat by a woman.

>> No.10128710

>>10128638
>rolled 9 = 9

...

>> No.10128713

roll

>> No.10128721

>>10128675
E-mail field: dice+1d100

>> No.10128731
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10128731

rolled 98 = 98

>>10128689
Yes, but I am clearly the better Pai-sho player!

>> No.10128734

rolled 8 = 8

Lets do this!

>> No.10128743
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10128743

rolled 45 = 45

I believe my name is on your list sir, please check again.

>> No.10128752
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10128752

rolled 8 + 15 = 23

>>10128689
This saloon ain't big enough for the both of us Aku, I don't share drinks with criminal scum.

Me and you, right now.

Roll initiative

>> No.10128755

>>10128713
shit forgot how to roll

>> No.10128767
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10128767

rolled 33 = 33

Let me in! My papa's in there!

>> No.10128769

rolled 20 = 20

>>10128755
again

>> No.10128772

rolled 60 = 60

ITT: Internet tough guys. Literally.

>> No.10128777

rolled 100 = 100

I'm man enough to enter the Salty Spitoon!

>> No.10128785

>>10128769
fuck yea I made it in

>> No.10128788

rolled 13 = 13

I had a bowl of bowls for breakfast.

Without any bowls.

>> No.10128795
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10128795

rolled 15 = 15

>>10128777
PUSSY!

>> No.10128799

rolled 90 = 90

Do you have any idea how tough I am?

>> No.10128818
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10128818

rolled 77 = 77

Common...

>> No.10128820

rolled 5 = 5

>>10128799
Barely?
Wuss

>> No.10128826

rolled 91 = 91

Hmm... what could happen?

>> No.10128832

>>10128799

Hahahaha, you're such a fag.

>> No.10128840
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10128840

>>10128752

But Bat Man...you forget one thing.

I am no criminal...for my evil is LAW.

>> No.10128851
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10128851

rolled 17 = 17

Do I look like a bitch?

>> No.10128854
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10128854

>>10128777
>100

>> No.10128865

rolled 3 = 3

You guys are pretty tough but are you 1d3 tough?

>> No.10128868

Ill give this a try.

>> No.10128870
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10128870

rolled 82 = 82

>> No.10128879

>>10128868
oops....

>> No.10128885
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10128885

>>10128870

>> No.10128889

rolled 22 = 22

>>10128879
FUCK

>> No.10128907
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10128907

rolled 97 = 97

Don't mind me, I'm just looking for a new place to lurk and kill unsuspecting victims.

>> No.10128934

rolled 1 = 1

LET ME IN!

>> No.10128946
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10128946

rolled 55 + 30 = 85

>>10128840
I've taken down corrupt officials before and you're no different, you'll find the batarang now in you is covered in the same enchanted metal that Jack's sword is made of, you'll also notice it is about to explode releasing shrapnel of enchanted metal, but you won't die no, but be so weakened that I can contain you in the special device, you are done and I'm throwing you out of the salty saloon.

>> No.10128947

>>10128934
d20

GUYS THIS GUYS TRYING TO SNEAK IN!

>> No.10128961
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10128961

>>10128907

Perfect.

>> No.10128963
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10128963

rolled 11 = 11

>> No.10128987
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10128987

rolled 10 = 10

>>10128934
Congratulations.

You not only got in, you killed everyone inside, built a harem out of their wives, mothers and daughters, and were crowned the new living God of Bikini Bottom.

>> No.10128995

>>10128934

Looks like an unmanly loser is trying to sneak in. I think we should show him what happens when people try to sneak in.

We rape them.[/spoilersdon'twork]

>> No.10129001
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10129001

rolled 50 = 50

>> No.10129002
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10129002

rolled 23 = 23

bow down, pussies.

>> No.10129006
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10129006

>>10128987

He's a cheating bastard.

His corpse belongs to me.

>> No.10129010
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10129010

>>10128946

Fool! The samoorai's sword is not made of metal; it is made of human RIGHTEOUSNESS and PURITY!

And you, Bat Man, have stained yourself with evil. I do not fear your weapons.

>> No.10129028
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10129028

rolled 52 + 50 = 102

>>10128987
>killed everyone inside

I was inside

and I don't condone killing

I'm taking him down, due to preptime I don't have to roll initiative, just damage.

>> No.10129030
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10129030

rolled 2 = 2

>>10129006
Aye, tis yours

>> No.10129038

>>10129001
Come on Minsc, we know you're not strong enough to break out of that cage... or force your way into the Salty Spitoon.

>> No.10129039
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10129039

rolled 99 = 99

I'Z DEAD 'ARD

>> No.10129045
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10129045

rolled 38 = 38

>> No.10129066

rolled 72 = 72

>>10128987

He used d20 instead of 1d100, that is cheating

Just look it up yourself.

>> No.10129067

>>10129039

I think you mean 'ardly deadly.

>> No.10129071
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10129071

rolled 62 = 62

Fine, I'll roll

>> No.10129074
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10129074

>>10129010
Aku you might want to look around, you are in my jar, deal with it.
>>10129028
Oh well look at that, you are going to jail criminal scum.

And your harem is mine.

>> No.10129081

>>10129039
>DEAD 'ARD

A dead 'ard WEENIE.

>> No.10129085
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10129085

rolled 14 = 14

Perhaps the little Sister and I might come through?

>> No.10129086
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10129086

rolled 9 = 9

Wusses go home.

I got this.

>> No.10129094
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10129094

rolled 100 = 100

>>10129002
I am not fucking amused!

>> No.10129098

rolled 2 = 2

Oh this is easy I always roll horribly.

>> No.10129105

>>10129098
Sort of a hollow victory though.

>> No.10129106
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10129106

Let's see how tough mindflayer kamina is.

>> No.10129110
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10129110

rolled 71 = 71

>>10129094
Fucking pussy.

>> No.10129112
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10129112

>>10129094
Fine, I have to go reapply my lipstick anyway! You can all go to hell!

>> No.10129117

rolled 87 = 87

>>10129106
Fuck forgot the dice.

>> No.10129134
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10129134

>>10129074

That's funny, it looks to me like I'm SENDING YOU THOUSANDS OF YEARS INTO THE FUTURE.

Have fuuuuuuun!

>> No.10129158
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10129158

rolled 2 = 2

>>10129117
It seems the answer is: not very.

>> No.10129162

rolled 1 = 1

That good enough?

>> No.10129178
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10129178

>>10129134
The future?

I think I'll be fine.

And since you were in the jar when you sent me, and I had the jar on my person, you are now in the future with, good job Aku.

>> No.10129195
File: 327 KB, 1000x994, 1263078079433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129195

>>10129134

HEY AKU

THANKS FOR SENDING ME TO THE FUTURE, POWER ARMOUR IS SWEET

>> No.10129202

>>10129178
Too bad the future is one where AKU'S EVIL IS LAW.

>> No.10129228
File: 16 KB, 375x375, Irohsmug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129228

rolled 17 = 17

>>10129134
Aww man, bitch got told.

>> No.10129229
File: 24 KB, 420x315, cute-kitten1186002966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129229

rolled 40 = 40

Can I go to teh salty spithoon too guyz?

>> No.10129238
File: 55 KB, 600x1022, 1267851032312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129238

>>10129202
Then I guess its time to break some laws...and some skulls.

>> No.10129242
File: 13 KB, 427x319, AkuPhone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129242

>>10129178

Oh that thing? That was just some glass, I broke out of that pretty quickly. I am a pretty big guy, if you have not noticed.

Besides, now I rule the world and never have to meet my enemies face-to-face.

>> No.10129243
File: 39 KB, 281x400, i-am-the-law.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129243

>>10129202
No it's not.

>> No.10129245
File: 37 KB, 420x535, SPESSMEHREENS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129245

rolled 11 = 11

>> No.10129246
File: 184 KB, 375x312, squirrrel_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129246

rolled 49 = 49

>>10129228
>>10129229
Same person, right?
If not, wow.

>> No.10129251
File: 33 KB, 180x214, 127007869310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129251

rolled 91 = 91

>>10129229
>>10129228

>> No.10129269
File: 50 KB, 357x522, Pete.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129269

rolled 36 = 36

>> No.10129272

rolled 98 = 98

CAN I JOIN THE PARTY GUYS?

>> No.10129278
File: 26 KB, 154x240, 1274812920861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129278

>>10129238
>>10129134
Look, if you two can't settle this peacefully, I'm gonna have to ask you guys to leave the establishment.

Especially YOU Batman. You didn't even roll.

>> No.10129284
File: 13 KB, 480x272, 1200301218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129284

rolled 91 = 91

>> No.10129285

rolled 53 = 53

>>10129272
OH WOW... HOW AM I SOMEHOW NOT SURPRISED. A 98 AGAIN.

>> No.10129296
File: 47 KB, 400x363, 1260806971139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129296

rolled 35 = 35

Orale!

>> No.10129304
File: 260 KB, 1280x1024, 1254770721625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129304

>>10129242
Oh Aku, Aku, Aku, that wasn't glass, that was a container made of everything good, got it from a miracle machine. You can not get out.
>>10129278
I'm so tough I don't have to roll.

I'm batman.

Are you gonna try to kick me out?

>> No.10129307
File: 55 KB, 629x477, Noname.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129307

rolled 39 = 39

lemme in already ya stupid fish

>> No.10129308
File: 23 KB, 350x345, Malal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129308

rolled 81 = 81

Because rest of chaos gods are fags.

>> No.10129323
File: 78 KB, 256x192, armstrong-teehee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129323

rolled 38 = 38

Don't hit on me silly lawyers~

>> No.10129331

>>10129307
"NO MOEBLOBS ALLOWED"

>> No.10129335
File: 172 KB, 476x356, AkuBored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129335

>>10129304

Oh, that? Yeah, I sabotaged that machine before you ever made the jar. Sorry.

>> No.10129338

>>10129307
I want to fuck her so bad

>> No.10129339
File: 90 KB, 600x800, Captian Haddock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129339

rolled 4 = 4

>> No.10129340
File: 366 KB, 500x700, 1254407281090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129340

rolled 30 = 30

Well, worth a try...

>> No.10129344
File: 94 KB, 500x500, 1267515898490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129344

rolled 58 = 58

>>10129304
Kick his Ass, Reg!

>> No.10129345
File: 714 KB, 800x818, 1256422891894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129345

desu

>> No.10129358
File: 57 KB, 909x649, 1275052978398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129358

rolled 21 = 21

>>10129331

>> No.10129371
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10129371

rolled 45 = 45

>> No.10129373

>>10129345
Fuck now I want taco bell

>> No.10129374

rolled 64 = 64

Rolling.

>> No.10129376
File: 25 KB, 502x275, 1273874211617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129376

>>10129335
You can not sabotage a miracle machine, especially not one owned by Batman. You lose.

>> No.10129379
File: 87 KB, 496x534, 5-shodan-din-system-shock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129379

rolled 50 = 50

R-r-rolling.

>> No.10129381
File: 167 KB, 600x603, 1275057829723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129381

rolled 30 = 30

>> No.10129393
File: 33 KB, 304x406, saltyspitoonbouncer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129393

>>10129304
Yes.

>> No.10129397
File: 12 KB, 258x262, kuro_topless.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129397

rolled 77 = 77

>>10129331
If Rin-chan wants in then you better let her in, virgin. Or I'll castrate you.

>> No.10129398
File: 8 KB, 363x260, 1263278001994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129398

rolled 63 = 63

>> No.10129400
File: 342 KB, 1000x1000, sauron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129400

>>10129376
OH, HE CAN'T. BUT I DID. I MADE IT INTO AN EVIL MIRACLE MACHINE. THE JAR WAS ACTUALLY MADE OUT OF HOPE. VERY FRAGILE YOU KNOW.

>> No.10129403
File: 48 KB, 291x393, sdfgdfg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129403

rolled 30 = 30

>> No.10129418
File: 5 KB, 300x278, 395030-navi_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129418

rolled 78 = 78

>> No.10129421
File: 144 KB, 768x1024, SizeOfMahStik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129421

rolled 20 = 20

Fuck you and fuck your party

>> No.10129428
File: 16 KB, 381x365, AkuAwesome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129428

>>10129400

See? There ya go.

Nice one, Sauron. Almost makes up for the homosexual midget thing.

>> No.10129430
File: 192 KB, 1440x900, dsfgdsfg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129430

rolled 29, 14, 89, 46, 40, 33, 80 = 331

>> No.10129431
File: 56 KB, 531x531, candyrave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129431

rolled 19 = 19

I'm pretty tough.

>> No.10129441
File: 217 KB, 1024x768, tumblr_l2qtguiC531qc3cfyo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129441

rolled 84 + 50 = 134

>>10129393
Oh really, well I get first move because of preptime, if this roll makes above a 51 then you are beaten up and strung up.
>>10129400
Not Batman's hope.

>> No.10129443
File: 52 KB, 335x390, that fucking owl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129443

rolled 43 = 43

HOO HOO!

>> No.10129462
File: 48 KB, 554x601, Curiouscat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129462

rolled 83 = 83

>> No.10129469

>>10129441
I NEVER SAID IT WAS YOURS. IT WAS MADE FROM THE HOPES OF A LITTLE ORPHAN GIRL IN BOSNIA WHO WATCHED HER PARENTS BE CALLED BY A STATE DEATH SQUAD LAST NIGHT.
EITHER THAT OR JAY LENO. I DO NOT REMEMBER.

>> No.10129475

>>10129358
>>10129371
>>10129381
>>10129397
WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT NO MOEBLOBS

>> No.10129481
File: 1.14 MB, 1024x768, 1274463073615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129481

rolled 8 = 8

>> No.10129482
File: 22 KB, 170x202, sdfgdfgdas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129482

rolled 99 = 99

>>10129430
the guy with the cap gets in?

>> No.10129484
File: 6 KB, 190x254, CUUUUUTE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129484

rolled 77 = 77

>>10129448
Gotta be pretty tough to get stepped on all day and still wear that badass expression.

As for me, I own this joint.

>> No.10129486

rolled 19 = 19

Uh do I get in?

>> No.10129493
File: 2 KB, 64x64, sheehs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129493

>>10129421

Haha, oh wow.

Ravesticks for everyone and no chaos allowed.

>> No.10129494
File: 149 KB, 400x415, tumblr_l2qqyjgeFZ1qc3cfyo1_400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129494

>>10129469
My miracle machine

My hope

and still, theres no way you'd even get close to my miracle machine as I had Zatanna put magical barriers and alarms all around it. Batman doesn't lose.

>> No.10129501
File: 351 KB, 300x452, Reg beats up Batman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129501

>>10129441

>> No.10129502
File: 83 KB, 700x637, character08_09_souleater_drfrankenstein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129502

LET'S FUCKING GO.

>> No.10129508

>>10129481

If you hate going to the dentist now, wait for the 41st millennium.

>> No.10129512

rolled 98 = 98

>>10129502
Forgot to roll

>> No.10129517
File: 38 KB, 334x500, cute_putin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129517

rolled 68 = 68

>>10129486
It seems so. Save me a seat will ya?

>> No.10129519

rolled 9 = 9

JIGGLYPUFF'S BALLSACK
LET ME IN

>> No.10129530

>>10129494
NOT AFTER I CONVINCED JACKIE CHAN YOU WERE THE BAD GUY AND THAT HE HAD TO DEFEAT THE MAGICAL BARRIERS AROUND THE MIRACLE MACHINE.

>> No.10129531
File: 374 KB, 479x529, 1273791038150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129531

>>10129501
You're tied up so you don't get to do anything.

Also you should know that I'm your boss, yes Wayntech bought this dump.

>> No.10129534
File: 265 KB, 560x843, 1273167001539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129534

rolled 60 = 60

TIME. TO. DIE.

>> No.10129543

>>10129530
NO

Jackie Chan would never

roll for that

a d20

if you get over an 18 then sure.

>> No.10129544

rolled 16 = 16

Yay I broke the system.

>> No.10129545
File: 423 KB, 1920x1200, 1224927065392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129545

rolled 52 = 52

>>10129512
I think I might be unnaturally gay.

>> No.10129551

rolled 1 = 1

I'm the toughest one here.

>> No.10129553

rolled 15 = 15

>>10129544
Broke it again!

>> No.10129558

rolled 19 + 17 = 36

>>10129543
SEEING AS THIS IS A D20 SYSTEM, I GET MY CHARISMA BONUS AS A MANIPULATIVE MAIA.

>> No.10129559
File: 24 KB, 632x467, 1272777798905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129559

you calling me a weenie little man?

>> No.10129560

how does I rolls?

>> No.10129562
File: 321 KB, 511x799, batsanta10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129562

>>10129531

>> No.10129566 [DELETED] 

MOM

>> No.10129567

rolled 7 = 7

>>10129553
Again I broke it.


Also, people who roll 80-100 can't do:
noko+dice+1d20
Because anyone can do it and cheat their way past your little game.


I fucking told you tougher is HIGHER... Like 80-100.

I fucking told you THE FIRST FUCKING TIME YOU PUT THIS THREAD UP.

>> No.10129570
File: 250 KB, 1577x1070, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129570

rolled 48 = 48

Get outta my way boy.

>> No.10129571

rolled 8 + 17 = 25

>>10129558
HA HA. EVEN THE LEGIT PART OF THE ROLL SAYS I WIN.

>> No.10129573

rolled 1 = 1

>>10129567
Broken is broken, OP is unknowing of the noko+dice thing.

>> No.10129580
File: 18 KB, 338x215, wink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129580

>>10129562

>> No.10129585

rolled 81 = 81

Im not a weeny!

>> No.10129587

rolled 18 = 18

>>10129573

>> No.10129590

rolled 85 = 85

Am I TOUGH ENOUGH!?

>> No.10129594

rolled 9, 17, 3, 12, 5, 18, 6, 8, 12, 8, 3, 18, 20, 2, 3, 12, 12, 10, 13, 5 = 196

>>10129587

>> No.10129600
File: 101 KB, 816x600, 114869_CN_GL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129600

rolled 37 = 37

ITT batman's a troll.

Lets see how tough trolls are.

>> No.10129603

>>10129558
I didn't say any bonuses were allowed.

but you got 19 anyway so you successfully convinced him, but breaking the barriers set off an alarm and since Batman is a master of every martial arts he defeated Jackie Chan stopping his sabotage.

i win forever.

The end.

>> No.10129606

rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20

>>10129594

>> No.10129607
File: 14 KB, 348x400, donny2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129607

rolled 74 = 74

>>10129567
Wow, no shit smallfry. That's why stealth rolls don't count, derp.

>> No.10129608
File: 31 KB, 500x375, batman_wheelchair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129608

>>10129562
>>10129580

>> No.10129610

rolled 82 = 82

>>10129559
stupid dice

>> No.10129621

>>10129603
I'M A MASTER OF MANIPULATION, I CONVINCED THE SYSTEM TO LET ME USE MY CHARISMA BONUS.
AND YOU FORGET THE INVERSE LAW OF NINJUTSU, SEEING AS HE WAS ALONE AND A CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS MASTER, HE IS AUTOMATICALLY EXPONENTIALLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY COMPETITOR. THAT AND YOUR PLACE WAS FULL OF LADDERS AND FOLDING CHAIRS. I'M SURPRISED YOU JUST LEAVE THEM ABOUT LIKE THAT.

>> No.10129624
File: 25 KB, 360x359, 1271744400393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129624

rolled 48 = 48

i think weenie hut jr is way cooler than salty spitoon

il have an oj plz

>> No.10129626

rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20

>>10129606
I think I made my point.

Email field type:
noko+dice+1d20

The +'s gotta be there, because of multiple inputs.

You win this every time. I punish OP for not listening to me the first time of doing 80-100 instead of 1-20 out of 100.

>> No.10129641

>>10129626
See: >>10128625

>> No.10129648
File: 17 KB, 212x327, pippi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129648

rolled 99 = 99

Pippi Longstocking is a kid who lives by herself. Now that's tough.

>> No.10129664

>>10129648
Or maybe not...

>> No.10129672

rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20

>>10129641
Certainly. That was totally included in the Rules OP.

Yes I know you're OP, with that silly name you referred me to >>

>> No.10129679
File: 58 KB, 575x900, 0e9aeee85cbe53ca2bd4429fb3ac5e75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129679

rolled 1 = 1

I say good chaps, could we patronize your fine establishment?

>> No.10129682
File: 41 KB, 426x480, 1269146107897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129682

rolled 26 = 26

il have my usual

>> No.10129704
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10129704

rolled 46 = 46

Scrubs. All of you.

>> No.10129730
File: 144 KB, 338x432, Spongebob excite..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129730

>> No.10129739
File: 37 KB, 350x350, !Pylons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129739

rolled 7 = 7

If you think you can stop me from getting in, you better construct additional pylons.

>> No.10129748
File: 429 KB, 512x384, 1247947785327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129748

rolled 72 = 72

>>10129730
...barnacle.

>> No.10129762
File: 5 KB, 300x300, 1195246513824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129762

rolled 15 = 15

>>10129748
Tough break Spongebob! I'll pass you some milk through the window though, okay?

>> No.10129774
File: 126 KB, 1024x659, horned beast sword 000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129774

rolled 1 = 1

I HUNGER FOR YOUR GUTS

>> No.10129804
File: 45 KB, 407x405, Advice Dog Temp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129804

rolled 14 = 14

Let me in
advicedog.jpg
Kick everyone else out

>> No.10129805
File: 2 KB, 188x128, wh- OH GOD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129805

>>10129774

>> No.10129820
File: 31 KB, 325x356, whatisthisidonteven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129820

rolled 1 = 1

Um...hi, can I enter?

>> No.10129822
File: 123 KB, 827x813, 1266982557960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129822

rolled 77 = 77

>> No.10129830
File: 170 KB, 640x480, Aisha Attitude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10129830

rolled 24 = 24

I claim the Salty Spitoon for the Ctarl Ctarl Empire!

>> No.10129844

>>10129820
Loli Alan Moore?

>> No.10129869

rolled 83 = 83

I gotta roll to get in AGAIN?

>> No.10129872

'm tough!

>> No.10129878

rolled 9 = 9

DIMENSION THE DICE!

>> No.10129882

rolled 40 = 40

Are you TOUGH ENOUGH

>> No.10129890

rolled 30 = 30

rollan for toughness

>> No.10129911

rolled 30 = 30

I know I'm tuff stuff

>> No.10129912

rolled 86 = 86

I ate a box full of niggers for lunch.

>> No.10129950

rolled 58 = 58

Tough enough, but I'm gonna sit this one out.

>> No.10130561

rolled 37 = 37

Gonna Try

>> No.10130618

rolled 65 = 65

Rolling, I'm tough.

>> No.10130630

rolled 48 = 48

>>10130618
Fuck.

>> No.10130645

rolled 65 = 65

I'm totally tough, now, let me in.

>> No.10130648

rolled 2 = 2

HOW TOUGH AM I?

>> No.10130665

>>10130648
Pretty damn tough, bro.

>> No.10130699

>>10130648

dammit you're really thou-
wait
a d10? gtfo.

>> No.10130765

rolled 14 = 14

Into the Salty Spittoon I go.
Fuck off, fish sticks.

>> No.10130797

rolled 72 = 72

NIGHTMARE MODE

>> No.10130817

rolled 35 = 35

I shall not be denied!

>> No.10130837

rolled 4 = 4

asdf

>> No.10130841

>>10130817
Yeah... yeah, you will.
I (>>10130765), on the other hand, say what I want and GET what I want.

>> No.10130846

rolled 80 = 80

REAL MEN ROLL D1000

>> No.10130855

rolled 47 = 47

It's off to candy mountain for this weenie boy

>> No.10130878

rolled 303, 638 = 941

>>10130846
You think you're tough? I'll roll TWO d1000s.

>> No.10131003

rolled 100 = 100

waaaagh

>> No.10131034

oh look it's this shit thread again. gtfo

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