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/tg/, time for things that just didn't go as planned.

>> No.10118649

MY WIFE ATE MY COCAINE.

>> No.10118656

>>10118649

EAT YOUR WIFE, PUSSY.

>> No.10118672
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Here's something you didn't plan for:

This thread is now about Tron Bonne and not about things not going as planned.

>> No.10118673
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>>10118656

I'M WORKING ON IT.

>> No.10118676

And then DOOMRIDER was the marriage counseled.

>> No.10118682

>>10118672

Why did I never get that pun?

>> No.10118684
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>>10118673
>>10118656

>> No.10118692

>>10118637
>>10118672

This thread has potential.

>> No.10118706

>>10118684

Silence, woman and get in the fucking kitchen.

>> No.10118713

>>10118682
What pun?

>> No.10118720

>>10118706
Don't be mean to Tzeentchette.

>> No.10118724
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>>10118672

ACTUALLY. THIS HERE CHART SAYS IT'S TIME FOR A FUCKING DOOMRIDER THREAD.

FUCK YOU JUST AS PLANNED.

>>10118684

HEY BABE.

>> No.10118728

>>10118706
Learn how to use commas.

>> No.10118749

>>10118724

YOU AND YOUR GODDAMED CLIPBOARDS

>> No.10118751

>>10118720

Were I to be mean, I'd have wrapped my flaccid penis around her neck and choked the bitch.

>> No.10118757
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10118757

FUCK OFF NECKBEARDS AND STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS

>> No.10118758
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>>10118724
Good sir what did you ever do to merit a whole thread about yourself?

>> No.10118761
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>>10118749

PROBLEM FAGGOT?

>> No.10118769
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>>10118706
G-GO f_Uck yoUrself, R-rAiSin.

>>10118724
H-h-HelL_o.

>> No.10118787
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>>10118769

HUG TIME ALREADY? I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

>> No.10118789

>>10118758

Ooh! A sergal. Let me rub your fuzzy ears... :D

>> No.10118798

>>10118761

Well.... yeah. I just dislike you and your clipboards. And my sexuality is my own business thank you very much.

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st-st-stupid neckbeards, it's not like I want you to look at my perky nubile ass or anything...

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>>10118804

GET OUT.

DOOMRIDER THREAD.

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>>10118787
CooR~

>>10118751
I d_Don'T bReathE a-AIr.

>>10118804
A-ArEN't yoU a l-LittLE yoUng f-For thAT?

>> No.10118852

>>10118804

Not at all. I want to use your ass as a pillow for my face. May I?

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>>10118852

YOU'RE A BALLSACK, YOU DON'T HAVE A FACE.

>> No.10118886

>>10118865

Ssssssssssssshut uuuuuuuuuup. >.>

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>>10118804
GET OUT

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>>10118852
The answer is no.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT AS PLANNED FOR YOU!

>> No.10118922

>>10118902


*WOE*

>> No.10118928
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>>10118673

You got a new entry image?

I thought we were bros by now.

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>>10118835

SO WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE SHAPE-CHANGING PIECE OF WARPFIRE BEEN UP TO.

>>10118922

CLIPBOARD SAYS UH..

FUCKING OWNED.

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>>10118928

IT'S ONE OF TWO ENTRY IMAGES I USE.

THE FULL IMAGE OF THE OTHER ONE HAS ME CHASING DOWN SERGALFAG!

>> No.10118975

Merely a setback!

>> No.10118979

>>10118804
There is nothing appealing about tsundere

>> No.10118983

>>10118945

*AN HERO*

>> No.10119023

>>10118979

What about the twin-tails?

>> No.10119028
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>>10118983

>> No.10119035
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>>10118804
TOO FUCKING BAD

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>>10118945
B-bEet_tEr. T-tHe munCHies h-HAve sort of suBsided.
B-bUT I've beGun tO sponTaneousLy c-COmbuSt in t-tHe moRnings noW. It's r-rEally r-rUining m_y moOD.

>>10118886
A t-tIny oNe, aT thAt.

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>>10119024

YOU FEEL FREE TO STAY OVER AT ANY TIME, IT'S NOT LIKE MY HAIR COULD GET ANY MORE ON FIRE.

>> No.10119096

Go. Giggle about this thread to your gaia friends or something, avatarfags. Just go.

>> No.10119114
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>>10119096

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>>10118983

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>>10119096

YOU COULD FILTER, HIDE AND MOVE ON Y'KNOW.

>> No.10119135

as for not as planned. all the perils i've conjured

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>>10119096
HatErs g-Gon' hAte.

>>10119081
... L-Lovely. I r-rEmemBer w-wHAt happEned lAst t-time I w-weNt the-- No, aCtual_lY, I d-don't.

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>>10119135

YOU MEAN PORN SCRIBBLES?

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>>10119096
HatErs g-Gon' hAte.

>>10119081
... L-Lovely. I r-rEmemBer w-wHAt happEned lAst t-time I w-weNt the-- No, aCtual_lY, I d-don't.

>> No.10119164
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>>10119152

LET ME SHOW YOU MY CLIPBOARD.

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>>10119160

JUST MAKING AN ATTEMPT AT BEING EMPATHETIC THERE, BABE.

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rolled 8, 9, 9 = 26

>>10119164

Oh, those

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>>10119164
T-thAt's... N-noT vEry w-well D-dRAwn.

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>>10119188

>9,9

>> No.10119202

You'se being a faggot DOOM

>> No.10119203
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>>10119188

DAMN STRAIGHT.

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>> No.10119241

This thread is relevant to my interests, as DOOMRIDER is Bro-status.

>> No.10119250
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>>10119202

>SLAANESHI DAEMON PRINCE
>BEING A FAGGOT.

WHO WOULDA THOUGHT IT.

>> No.10119257

>>10119198
I'm pretty sure I told you to stop fucking manifesting psyker powers.

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?

>> No.10119260

rolled 69 = 69

>here we go

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>>10119250
W-wOuld y_Ou s-Stop PostIng t-THAt?!

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>>10119272

SORRY BABE, BUT THAT'S AS CLOSE AS I'VE GOTTEN TO GETTING ANY SO FAR.

>> No.10119315

>>10119272
Damn you, getting my hopes up for a moment by reposting Mommy ;_;

>> No.10119336

rolled 2 = 2

>>10119260

># Tech Scorn - All tech devices and weapons nearby malfunction or jam.

>rolling second phenomena

>> No.10119346

>>10119336

>Dark Foreboding - A faint breeze surrounds the area, giving nearby individuals an unsettling feeling.

well, that wasn't too.. too bad

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>>10119315
Y-YeaH. M-MomMY w_as s-sWeet.

>>10119299
I-I'm S_TilL SorE!

>>10119257
B-beneFit of TzeeNtchian w-Worship is n-nEver H_aviNg t-TO worry aboUT misCAsts. It's L-lIke a f-fRiendly b-bUrp, actuallY.

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HERE YOU GO LIAR.

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>>10119347

WE'LL CALL IT EVEN SEEING AS YOU TRIED TO KILL ME THE OTHER DAY.

>> No.10119375

>>10119350

Many thanks

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>>10119372
C_Ause a-ANd eFfeCt.

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>>10119402

I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE IT'S NOT MEANT TO.

IN THAT CASE.

>HUG.

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>>10119422

>> No.10119436

>>10119428

TIME TO SCOOT.

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>> No.10119534

>>10119350
Now I'm going out to buy Dark Heresy, brb.

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..EVERYONE ALL CALM?

>> No.10119547

rolled 9, 2, 10 = 21

>>10119537

Yeah
>manifesting recaff

>> No.10119586
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GREAT. NOW THAT MY HORMONAL WIFE HAS PROBABLY GONE OFF TO EAT CRAYONS AND BURN SHIT, I CAN COME BACK IN.

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FUCKERS

>> No.10119618
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>>10119605

FAGGOT.

>> No.10119626
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rolled 34 = 34

>myface

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>>10119605
>>10119618
Look.

I'll handle this.

You're both faggots.

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>>10119618
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIKES MEN

>> No.10119652

>>10119645

SHUT UP NIGHTLIGHT, GO BROOD IN YOUR COFFIN.

>> No.10119663

>Breath Leech - The air in nearby individuals lungs becomes lost, causing them to pause.

Ca-...*cough*
...

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>>10119663

>> No.10119680
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>>10119652
I can brood right here in my chair just fine thank you.

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>>10119347
Wait...Satougaki?

>> No.10119750
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>>10119680

AND YOU LOOK JUST AS BIG A FAGGOT THERE AS YOU WOULD ANYMORE, TWINKLEBOY.

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>>10119645
SAYS THE EMO VAMPIRE WANNABE.

SOMEONE POINT A FLASHLIGHT AT THIS CLOWN SO HE MUST "RETREAT TO HIS COFFIN".

>> No.10119776

Anyone want a cup of steamy blood?

anyone?

>> No.10119785
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>>10119776

YOU DIDN'T ROLL FOR THAT.

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>>10119750
At least I'm not a macho bike riding faggot, where are you assless chaps.
>>10119760
Heres what we think of super traitorous fuckers like you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPteMaW3n54

>> No.10119808

>>10119785

Yeah... I was rolling for recaff, and it's horribly botched

>> No.10119812
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>>10119776
If you're offering.

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>>10119801

DRYCLEANERS.

AT LEAST I HAVE A BIKE.

AND I WASN'T KILLED BY A PUNY MORTAL. HAHAHA.

>> No.10119829

>>10119812

Take it, please...

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>>10119822

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>>10119831

>> No.10119861
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>>10119822
I LET myself get killed by a puny mortal. I am Primarch, even a daemon buttloving faggot like you knows I could take you down.

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>>10119801
HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR KIND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkYxmMj-Oo

>> No.10119873

>>10119861
go away before you make "poetry"

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>>10119857

>> No.10119880

>being a GM at convention
>the story is pretty straightforward (i didn't write it, just had to GM it)
>the pc's have to assassinate some guy. They have all kinds of magic stuff to help them
>they choose to use explosive diarrhea
>notasplanned.jpg

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>>10119861

YOU ONLY LET HER BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T FIGHT BEYOND CUTTING YOUR OWN WRISTS AND BLEEDING ON EVERYONE.

SLAANESH KNOWS YOU'D PROBABLY BREAK DOWN IN TEARS.

>> No.10119888

>>10119829
Sure.

Now that I have it, what's wrong with it? Why so quick to give it away?

>>10119861
Suuuuure you did, Nightlight.

>> No.10119927

>>10119873
Oh but here I was bout to make gay poetry about Kharn the Bitchmade and Dickrider

>> No.10119961

>>10119927
>Kharn the Bitchmade and Dickrider

So...were those the two most scathing insults you could come up with, or what?

Because they sound like something a kid would say.

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>>10119888

SUP TAMALE.

>> No.10119970

>>10119927
you do and by help me I will stop at noting to destroy your existance....

you think I vaporized Horu's soul because he betrayed me and was controlled by all four chaos gods at once? BAH it was because he tried rewriting Chaucer with shitty white-man rap!

>> No.10119976

>>10119888

Corruption.. its a botched summoning

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>>10119882

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>>10119981

UH. HELLO DEAR.

I GOT YOU THIS.

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>>10119963

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>>10119961
Yeah well.

Your mother.

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>>10119989
Iz... B-bOotiFol.

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>>10119989
YOU SHOULD GET HER SOME PLAYDOUGH

I HEAR TZEENTCHIANS DIG THAT SHIT

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TAKE NOTES, GENTS.

THIS IS HOW A REAL MAN DOES IT.

>> No.10120051

>>10119963
Sup Doom. How's married life treating you?

>>10119976
Oh, that's all right then. Corruption, I can handle.
>Slurp

>> No.10120057

>>10120037
Play doh dries to fast.. now FLOAM

FUCK YEAH FLOAM

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>>10120051

TURBULENTLY. THAT'S HOW IT'S TREATING ME.

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>>10120048

>> No.10120087

rolled 6, 1, 2 = 9

>retries manifesting recaff...

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>>10120068
Just wait man... it gets better...

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>>10120087

finally..

>> No.10120115

>>10120000
>20000 get

>> No.10120132

>>10120102

... What in the Warp is wrong with you? Do you not remember the tail?

>> No.10120136
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10120136

>>10120093

GREAT.

JUST GREAT.

>> No.10120137
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10120137

...

>> No.10120146
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10120146

>>10120000

>> No.10120161

>>10120136
pssst* run while you still can.....*

>> No.10120175
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10120175

>>10120000
>20000 get

>your mother

>> No.10120180
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10120180

>>10120161
WAS ONE OF YOUR SUPERIORS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK AND THREATENING TO PASTE YOUR ASS ACROSS THE WARP IF YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND?

NO?

THEN NO RUNNING FOR ME.

>> No.10120185
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10120185

>>10120136
HOHOHOHO

I ONLY HAVE ONE CHILD, AND IT'S AN AXE

FEELS GOOD MAN

>> No.10120186

>>10120137

Just get a machine that can make you a recaff, for His sake! Honestly, we spent hours trying to get rid of those rape-clones.

>> No.10120219

>>10120136
Well, you've already got one on the way. A few dozen more won't be...that bad, right?

>> No.10120223

>>10120180
Who's breathing down you're neck I'll straighten shit out.

>> No.10120237
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10120237

s-someone... something...

everything

>> No.10120238
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10120238

>>10120093
>>10120136
D-Don'T K_nOW if d-DIssAprove o-Of h-HUsbanD's d-dISsaprovAl...

>> No.10120246
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10120246

>>10120219

>> No.10120253

Oh man, what the hell happened. I was out for a few days dealing with loyalists.

Wait, what the fuck? Doom and Tzeentchette are married now?

>> No.10120276

>>10120238
Aright I'll play the marrige counselor for a bit, Doomrider, how do you feel the marriage is going

Zette How do you feel as well?

>> No.10120287
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10120287

>>10120253

LONG STORY.

>>10120238

ER. LOVE YOU BABE.

>LOOKS AROUND.

>> No.10120295

This conversation lacks Imperials.

>> No.10120309

>>10120287

Wooaah. Doomrider saying that to anything that isn't a drug? That's unexpected.

>> No.10120313

>>10120295
yeah but the warp is so strong in here we'll need like a regiment of Cadians or a chapter of Grey nights for you guys to not spontaneously warp burst.

>> No.10120315
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10120315

>>10120295
and FIELD GENERATORS
which are DEPLOYING NOW

>> No.10120324

>>10120237
...this doesn't look good.

>>10120253
For a few days now, yea. And they're settling in together about as well as can be expected.

>> No.10120338
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10120338

>>10120276
R-rAVenoUS. I c-CAn'T seeM t-To sTOp bEing h-hungRy.

>>10120315
S-SHut uP MArte_llUs!

>> No.10120340

._.
>mounting paranoia

>> No.10120348

>>10120315

ADDITIONAL GENERATORS WON'T BE AVAILABLE UNTIL YOUR NEXT DEPLOYMENT.

>> No.10120350

>>10120315

Got some spare turrets?

>>10120313

And yet here I am.

>> No.10120352
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10120352

>>10120237
When did you turn into a woman?

>> No.10120354

>>10120287
I have time to kill, so tell me.

I really wouldn't think you'd be one to get married.

>> No.10120361

>>10120340
I almost feel slaaesh's presence, man you'd best run!

>> No.10120380

I see the Eldar/Tyranid hellspawn still cannot control his/her/it's powers, how did the tentacles treat you the other day?

>> No.10120387
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10120387

>>10120354

I GOT TZEENTCHNETTE PREGNANT THROUGH LESS THAN SAVOURY MEANS.

ALISTASIA THREATENED TO KICK MY ASS IF I DIDN'T STICK AROUND, SO I'M GIVING IT A TRY.

>> No.10120402

>>10120387
sell than savory.. you mean the good ole fashion way?

JESUS WHERE YOU SOBER?

>> No.10120409
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10120409

>>10120387

>> No.10120416
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10120416

>>10120402

>ASKING DOOMRIDER IF HE DID SOMETHING SOBER.

>MY FACE.

>> No.10120421

>>10120352

Blame Fuuka.

>>10120387

HAHAHAHAHA.

>> No.10120427

>>10120416
Doomrider... tell me the truth man.....

>> No.10120429
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10120429

>>10120380
>how did the tentacles treat you the other day?

Wait, what? What's this? Did I miss something?

I'm interested, what did I miss?

>> No.10120438
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10120438

>delusions

>> No.10120440
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10120440

>>10120427

I'M NEVER SOBER.

>> No.10120443

>>10120429

The tyranid/eldar spawn thing tried to use psyker powers to kill me or something after I made fun of him/her/it, failed, rolled perils and loltentacles.

>> No.10120456

>>10120324
Yeah, that about figures.

>>10120387
Isn't Slaanesh pissed at you for that?

>> No.10120461

>>10120429

I don't know about tentacles, but Karbon somehow made a clone of herself. The clone then raped Karbon with its tail. I thought it was about to burst through her belly for some time.

>> No.10120468
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10120468

>>10120456

HIS FUCKED-UPNESS JUST SPENT THE DAY LAUGHING AT ME.

>> No.10120469

>>10120443
HA HAAAaaa....

I offered to help his.....her situation, but I was politly turned down.

>>10120440
you sure look like you've been on a water and celery binge.... That could just be the shotgun marriage blues.

>> No.10120470
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10120470

>>10120429
Uhh_H.

>>10120427
H-HoW c_oMe noboDy a-Asks *me*?

>> No.10120483

>>10120470
to be perfectly honest, you're here one moment, and gone the next.... the ever changing form makes me think I'm talking to the couch...

>> No.10120494

>>10120470

Because you're a traitor.

Incidentally, Slaanesh offered me a job during our dinner date earlier. Needless to say, I accepted happily.

>> No.10120497
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10120497

>>10120483
O-oH. W_elL, I'm... S-sOrry?

>> No.10120500

>>10120470
It's just that Doomrider didn't seem like the sort of person that is into the whole "Commitment" thing.

>> No.10120501

>>10120443
Uh huh, uh huh...so, uh, tell me more. I mean, all the details. All of them. In detail.

>> No.10120522

>>10120501

The tentacles raped him/her/it, I suppose, he/she/it came back covered in goo and I left shortly afterwards.

>> No.10120527

>>10120443
Oh Omnissiah

>> No.10120529
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10120529

>>10120500

TECHNICALLY WE'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED, BUT ALISTASIA SPENT THE DAY DRILLING IT INTO MY HEAD BECAUSE 'SHE WANTS TO SEE US AS A COUPLE.'

>> No.10120535

>>10120501
sounding awfully slaaneshi there Khornette, someone turning into her mom?

>>10120497
no biggie, you're just doin what you do, just it IS easier to talk to someone who is solid.

>> No.10120552

>>10120527

Bubbles! Lovely to see you!

>> No.10120556

rolled 7, 3, 15, 5, 7, 3, 11, 4, 12, 9, 16, 13, 3, 16, 17, 11, 12, 8, 6, 3, 13, 18, 14, 15, 10 = 251

I have no clue what's going on in this thread.

>> No.10120561

>>10120522
No-one was on hand to take pictures, I assume?

>> No.10120565
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10120565

>>10120497

I THINK YOUR FORM CHANGING IS VERY ATTRACTIVE.

>> No.10120576

>>10120556
That's normal. Just chant the litany of the clear mind and you should be fine.

>> No.10120577

>>10120529
Huh. Strange, I guess.

>>10120497
What is your view on the whole thing? Bold as that question is, I feel it needs to be asked.

Don't answer if you don't want to.

>> No.10120580
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10120580

>> No.10120582

>>10120561

No, you should ask him/her/it.

>> No.10120601

>>10118804
Nubile just means "of marriageable age" you dumbass.

>> No.10120602

>>10120561
Just the nid was taken. The servo-skulls were a tad busy making out.

>> No.10120608

Once upon a time, me and a few other loyalist went on a rescue mission to save an Interrogator trapped on a xeno planet. They left me behind.

>> No.10120612
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10120612

>>10120580

Bullet in head tiemz?

>> No.10120635

>>10120612
It's -always- bullet-in-head-time, you silly Krieger!

>> No.10120642
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10120642

>>10120580

Heehee.
Alternatively, OH GOD RUN.

>> No.10120643

rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8

>>10120612
...
>feels threatened
>manifesting

>> No.10120653
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10120653

>>10120535
I g-gUess, iT's j-JUSt a St_raNge co-cOncEpt. I'll A-aDapt, I s_uppOse...

>>10120565
>>10120529

I W-WANNA G_Et m-MARRiED!!

>>10120577
V-viEw on whAt? D-dOomRider?

>> No.10120654
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10120654

>>10120608
Aw that sucks.

In an unrelated note, I went to a forge world to help some of the tech-priests out there.

Apparently it was "take your daughter to work" day, and I somehow got stuck with babysitting.

I just got this. Do children usually do this kind of thing? (Pict related)

>> No.10120669

>>10120643

AH FUCK.
INTO THE WARP! IT'S SAFER THERE!

>> No.10120673
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10120673

SO DOOM... WHEN THE RUNT IS BORN... CAN I BABYSIT HIM/HER/IT?

>> No.10120682

>>10120654
Don't know. But I'm a feral worlder, so I'm just the wrong person to ask.

Looks like she thinks you smell funny.

>> No.10120689
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10120689

>>10120673

DO YOU MEAN THAT LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY?

>> No.10120695

>>10120643

Let's see what comes out of this...

>> No.10120702

OH GOD. I'M BACK.

COMPUTER HAD A MELT DOWN.

>> No.10120704
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10120704

>>10120580
>>10120643
S-sOmethINg's o-Off its m-Meds.

>> No.10120711

>>10120653
The entire Doomrider marriage thing in general.

>> No.10120718

>>10120711
Forgot my name.

>> No.10120727
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10120727

>>10120689
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

I WOULD EVEN LET HIM/HER/IT TRY USING GORECHILD!

>> No.10120730
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10120730

>>10120711

>> No.10120733

>>10120702
Good to see you back... remember computers dont have blood in them.

>> No.10120757

>>10120733
I GOT TOO MAD.

EVERYTHING DIED.

>> No.10120762

>>10120702
Hi Dad!

>> No.10120765
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10120765

>>10120711
I, uHh... D-dOn't R_igHTly k-Know. It'S not s-sO di-di-DiffErent from usuAl life, j-J_ust alOt m-moRe shOuting.

I h-HonesTly doN't g-geT w_hY it's su-suCH a big d-dEal.

>> No.10120767
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10120767

rolled 2, 10 = 12

>>10120643
>>10120643

>> No.10120772

>>10120682
What? My auspexes assure me that I smell like incense all the time.

>> No.10120780
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10120780

rolled 1 = 1

>>10120767
OH FOR FUCK SAKE

CHILL

>> No.10120783

>>10120762
BEST HAVE BEEN AVOIDING SLAANESH.

>> No.10120787

>>10120767
Oh Omnissiah no!

>> No.10120788
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10120788

>>10120757
MY LORD AND MASTER

DO YOU WANT ME TO OFFER YOU THE SKULLS OF THE PEOPLE PRESENT?

BREAK THEIR BACKS, PERHAPS?

>> No.10120796

>>10120788

YEEES

BRRRREAAAAK THEIR BAAAAAACKS!!!

>> No.10120799

>>10120788

I MEAN. WILL YOU LITERALLY -SIT- ON MY KID.

OR JUST.. YOU KNOW, LOOK AFTER IT.

>> No.10120801

>>10120788
I'M IN A BACKS MOOD.

THEN TAKE THE SKULLS.

>> No.10120803

>>10120765
Well, as I said, Doom doesn't seem like the type to get married, so it's just kind of a shock is all.

I don't mean to pry. And Doom, I mean no offense, but I thought I almost had you figured is all.

>> No.10120820
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10120820

>>10120780
I do believe that is the first time I ever failed a
Fix-it beam....


Everyone... I recommend immediate dispersion unless you are a warp god or greater daemon...

>> No.10120822

>>10120803

ASK ALL YOU WANT.

NOT GONNA OFFEND ME, BRO.

>> No.10120825
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10120825

>>10120788
Your lord and master stands on high,
playing TRACK THREE!

>> No.10120828

>>10120780
>Natural 1 on a d20.
>>10120772
What *kind* of incense?

>> No.10120835

>>10120788
You're implyng I still have my skull, Kharn

>> No.10120836

>>10120767

I'm going boulder preemptively.

>> No.10120839

>>10120783
Uh, yea, something like that. I mean, other than Doomrider, but he's impossible to avoid, and Ali, but she's nicer than all the other Slaaneshi types.

Also, I'm trying to persuade this really great Mortal into our service. I think he'd make an excellent Champion of Khorne.

>> No.10120845

>>10120820
!
GET TO DA 'CHO-
VALKYRIE!

>> No.10120849
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10120849

>>10120801
HERE YOU ARE LORD, THIS IS THE SKULL OF... OF...

WHO'S SKULL IS THIS?

>> No.10120854

>>10120839
I DON'T CARE.

JUST MAKE SURE HE KILLS REAL GOOD.

>> No.10120859

>>10120828
Vanilla

>> No.10120869

>>10120825
>I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

>> No.10120873
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10120873

>>10120839

>IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WANT RID OF ME.

>> No.10120880

>>10120859

That explains the attraction.
Uh, I mean...
>boulder noise

>> No.10120886

>>10120873
>Whisper
I'd rather Dad didn't know we're buddies.

>> No.10120894

>>10120859
You do not smell like vanilla.

>> No.10120898

Why is everyone running? And what's that huge light in the distance?

>> No.10120903

>>10120894
Are you claiming my Auspexes are false?

>> No.10120906

>>10120854

HEY FAGGOT. YOUR KID AND I ARE FRIENDS.

SUCK MY THIRTEEN PREHENSILE COCKS.

>> No.10120913

>>10120906
THAT WAS PRETTY UNCALLED FOR.

I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.

>> No.10120916
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10120916

rolled 7, 3 + 8 = 18

>Warp Blast: 54 meters, 2d10+8+WPB I damage.
>I: 1d5+3 +rolling on next post

>> No.10120923
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10120923

>>10120916

>> No.10120926
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10120926

>>10120803
W-Well, I g_Uess thAt's o-oNe hE'll Have t-tO anSwer.

>>10120886
>Awkward half-whisper
W-wHAt abOut y-yoU and ME? W-we cAN s-sTill haNg out, r-right?

>> No.10120930

>>10120916

I'm glad I'm a boulder.
More accurately, I'm glad I'm a boulder that's rolling away very very fast.

>> No.10120931
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10120931

>>10120854
HERE ARE SOME MORE I HAVE GATHERED DURING THE MANY BATTLES I'VE PARTICIPATED IN

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I I TOOK SOME ARTISTIC LIBERTIES IN PLACING THEM

>> No.10120935

rolled 1 + 3 = 4

>>10120916
>Rolling for I damage

>> No.10120938
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10120938

>>10120916
This is why I stay on the frickin' battle barge.

>> No.10120948

>>10120931
I GUESS THAT'S ALRIGHT. JUST PUT IT WITH ALL THE OTHER DISPLAYS YOU MADE.

>> No.10120951
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10120951

>>10120916

CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP.

WHERE'S MY TRAIN. HERE IT IS.

>ZAP

>> No.10120955

>>10120903
How would the smell of vanilla, if made to exude from your personage, overpower the smell of motor oil?

>> No.10120963

>>10120916
Dude what the fuck?

That was uncalled for.

>> No.10120976

Hmm. I'm being ignored entirely.
Maybe I should stop being such a dick to people.

>> No.10120980

>>10120938
This is why I got to the cho- I mean valkyrie.

>> No.10120983

>>10120916
Yeah.. remember that failed beam

I recomend things get small

>> No.10120986
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10120986

rolled 1, 8 + 40 = 49

>>10120935

>result +4 damage in all directions for 54 meters

>> No.10120994

>>10120926
Of course! I don't think Dad minds us hanging out.

>>10120955
Maybe it only smells like Vanilla on the INSIDE of his armour. So he smells it, and the rest of us don't.

>> No.10120996

>>10120955
My oils don't smell like regular oils.

It's more...erm...fragrant.

>> No.10121006

>>10120994
Could be it. So... how are you?
>>10120976
Nah, that's probably not it.

>> No.10121018
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10121018

..EVERYONE ALIVE?

>> No.10121019
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10121019

>>10120986
MaGic is f-Fun!

>> No.10121024

>>10120994
I'm afraid I have no nose.

My armour is my skin, and my auspexes clearly state I smell like 70% Vanilla, and 30% erm...well...it doesn't matter.

>> No.10121028

>>10120996

Ooh, are those the ones in pink bottles?

>>10121006

Well, either I'm just the new guy around here or I'm doing something to alienate people. Is it the boulder thing? Seriously, I have no clue.

>> No.10121031

AH SCREW IT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

I GOT WORK IN THE MORNING.

>> No.10121037

>>10120986
Do you know how annoying it is whenever somebody powerful uses a warp blast around a warp god? It's like having a fly buzzing around your head, constantly. It's annoying as hell, so quit it.

>> No.10121043

>>10120976
I thought you were a boulder :3

>> No.10121050
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10121050

rolled 2 = 2

>>10120986
alright thats it your female body as clearly given you a case of the batshits

stand still whie I purge the taint of fuuka off you


....hehehehe.... taint....

anywho
CRAZY MINDFIXBEAM!

>> No.10121055

>>10121019

ANYWAY!

>HUG

WHO THE HELL IS WILLING TO DO A MARRIAGE BETWEEN DAEMONS.

SLAANESH WILL FUCK SOMETHING UP.

LITERALLY.

TZEENTCH WILL JUST AS PLANNED US INTO SOME UNSPEAKABLE FATE.

KHORNE IS.. KHORNE.

>LOOKS AT NURGLE.

..I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

>> No.10121060

>>10121028
...yes

>> No.10121061

>>10121050
.... I am just NOT on my game today....


fucking roll seeds...

>> No.10121063
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>>10121018
Scans report that everyone has survived that uncalled for warp blast.
Everyone important, anyway.

>> No.10121064
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>>10121006
Pretty good. Just chilling, because I have a few days off. You?

>>10121018
We all seem to be.

>> No.10121075

>>10121043

... A bit out of it last night, were you?

>> No.10121080
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>>10121055
>Shrug

>> No.10121088

>>10121080

..DAYUMN. STAY LIKE THAT.

>> No.10121098
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>>10121088
Second.

>> No.10121102

>>10121028
Nah, maybe just try engaging people in conversation a bit more actively.
>>10121064
Confused, uncertain... I don't know what to do.

>> No.10121105

>>10121088
second...

>> No.10121113

>>10121055
The emperor?

Speaking of which, EMPRAH, STOP USING THAT FUCKING WARP LASER BEFORE YOU BLOW A SECTOR OR TEN UP.

Man I get pissed off when people use warp blasts around me.

>> No.10121128

>>10121075
... I destroyed the manifestation of witchery with brute force applied to said manifestations of witchery. That was pretty cool.

>> No.10121129
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>>10121113

EMPEROR?

MARRY A PAIR OF DAEMONS?

THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED.

>> No.10121130

>>10121102
Narll... just fucking join chaos already.. if you don't like it I'll purge your chaos off of you and you'll be right as rain.

>> No.10121133

>>10121080
FUCK YEAH TITTAYS

THE MARQUIS HAS AKNOWLEDGED YOU

GO FORTH AND SOMETHING

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>>10121080

>recouperates
>sees this
>calms

wha..

>> No.10121145

>>10121130
I already took a shit load of vows and oaths to serve you, I can't just toss that aside!

>> No.10121151

>>10121102

... I thought I was. Oh well. Sure, I'll give it a try. Thanks, fleshy guy.

>>10121128

No, it was... Later in the night. Between Bubbles and myself.

>> No.10121154

>>10121102
Don't know what to do? About Varity, you mean? Is she still on your case?

>>10121080
>Horns
>Reddish skin

...have I been giving you fashion tips, but not remembering it?

>> No.10121175

>>10121129
>>10121113
Me marry daemons.... Well techically Doomrider, you WERE at some point in a human vessle.

But sure why the fuck not. Its not like I have immutable authority or anything.

>>10121113
Nurgle I got the hangover of a century right now... I'm amassed I can do shit... I can barely remember yesterday... ME!

>> No.10121177
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10121177

I get into my trench for a quick dinner and everything goes to shit?

Niiiiice.

>> No.10121183

>>10121151
Ooo, juicy gossip!
>>10121154
About this whole situation! How do I stay with you but still remain true to my vows when the entire Imperium will come down on me? I'm stuck...

>> No.10121192
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>>10121177

>> No.10121199

>>10121183
This is your Emepror... hit dat shit

>> No.10121202

>>10121177
It was already shit.

>> No.10121218
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well... I feel ..better

>> No.10121221

>>10121199
Okay, but what about all that other stuff? Vows and loyalties, and accusations of heresy?

>> No.10121236

>>10121218
Not going to use anymore powers are you?

>> No.10121237

>>10121218
That's good. What now?

>> No.10121243

>>10121221
Like I said. I can litteraly jump into the warp tap you on the shoulder all your mutations and heresy go the fuck away.

besides it ends the thing I hate most in the universe

UNBRIDLED SEXUAL TENSION! FUCK its like watching a sitcom from the 90s!

>> No.10121246

>You now realize I use powers just to move around

>> No.10121254
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>>10121218

Cool down.

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>>10121183

I'll give you a hint by showing you the body I was in.

>> No.10121268

>>10121183
Hrm. Why don't you do a Radical? Keep on serving your Emperor, just tell the Imperium as a whole to go fuck itself and do it your own way? Maybe see if you can meet up with a Radical Inquisitor. One of those Malleus ones that's totally cool with summoning Daemons for, uh, personal communion.

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>>10121177
Dinner y'say?

>> No.10121295

>>10121268

Don't we have Tom for that?

>> No.10121296

>>10121246
Then don't move around! Fuck, I'll build you a body to walk around in if you stop all these perils!

>> No.10121302

>>10121243
So are you one of the people who believes that Terminator should get laid too? Because that guy hasn't had any for over 1,000 years.

Not to mention the Ecclesiarchy will probably kill him soon.

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>>10121289

Yes, dinner, piz... rations.

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>>10121088
>>10121098
>>10121105
>>10121144
>>10121154
... I w-WIll J_uSt p-PretEnd it's t-tHE eyes thAt's captiVating.

>> No.10121321

>>10121296

Oh, Bubbles, I forgot to ask: Did you like how I used the third tentacle?

>> No.10121330

>>10121318
There's nothing wrong with the female form.

>> No.10121335
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>>10121289

DINNER INDEED.

>>10121243

ALRIGHT. I'LL TALK TO TZEENTCHNETTE ABOUT IT.

SEE HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE MARRIAGE DOODLY.

>> No.10121385

>>10121289
Howdy.
>>10121264
... That only gives me more questions.
>>10121243
And me being declared a heretic?
>>10121268
Being a radical is never as easy as declaring oneself to be one. Many turn radical in the Inquisition, but few actually get away with it, and no one is openly radical.

I can't just ask someone of if he's an Inquisitor, but trying to find out if he's a radial as well? That'd be grounds for blamming regardless of what their answer would be.
>>10121295
He's Ordo Xenos, I believe.

>> No.10121396

>>10121321
...yes

>> No.10121398
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>>10121317
Ye feel like sharin'?

>> No.10121400

>>10121385

You're a bit dense, aren't you? I helped him apply his oils.

>> No.10121413

>>10121385

Yes, and your point is?

>> No.10121417

>>10121400
Internally?

>> No.10121425

>>10121396

Ooh, goody! Can we do it again soon? I love the decor in your room.

>> No.10121426

>>10121385
Narl... lets face the facts.. you are CONSTANTLY hanging with the forces of chaos. Constantly quiestioning your faith
CONSTANTLY converseing with members of chaos.

you aren't a warp entity like myself... you are just a human, now say someone from the Eclesisarchy happens by.. what then?

Yeah go radical, but I'm just sayin man, shit don't look good.

>> No.10121429

>>10121296
I have to agree. Those damned warp powers are like this constant droning in the background for me.

>> No.10121431

thanks...

>a tree was split about a kilometer away from my house, lightning yo

>> No.10121439

>>10121417

Why else would I have needed such long tentacles?

>> No.10121444

>>10121431

Can we shoot you now?

>> No.10121445

>>10121385
If you really need a Radical Inquisitor, I actually know of one.

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>>10121439

RAPE?

>> No.10121463

>>10121454

CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!
COCAAAAIIIINE!

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>>10121444

No

>> No.10121474
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>>10121463

SURREAL.

>> No.10121476

>>10121413
Would that even work if he isn't Malleus?
>>10121426
>Narl... lets face the facts.. you are CONSTANTLY hanging with the forces of chaos.
Doesn't seem to cause problems for anyone else.
>Constantly quiestioning your faith
Uh, no actually.
>CONSTANTLY converseing with members of chaos.
See part one.
>you aren't a warp entity like myself... you are just a human, now say someone from the Eclesisarchy happens by.. what then?
That already happened.

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>>10121469

I'll just spray you with the water bottle again.

>> No.10121494

>>10121484

>WHALLOPS WITH CLIPBOARD.

STOP THAT.

>> No.10121500

>>10121494

No, you stop with the cocaine.

>> No.10121502

>>10121474

WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW MUCH COCAINE I'M SNORTING OFF THIS DAEMONETTE.
SORRY BUDDY, TRY AGAIN A BIT LATER.

>> No.10121505

>>10121439
I'm sure there are reasons, but I can't think of any.
>>10121445
I'm not even sure I want to go radical, with all it implies...
How's shit on your end? Did backlogging that tribunal with urgent paperwork help?

>> No.10121506

Ah, fashionably late as usual. You know Narl, for as much as you seem to dislike Slaanesh you guys sure do love that perils chart.

>> No.10121510

>>10121425
>I love the decor in your room.
Wh- really?

>> No.10121532

>>10121484

GBRLLAABAA....
...
Stoppit

>> No.10121536

>>10121506

Ooh, Keeper! I have some news. Slaanesh offered me a job earlier today. We're co-workers now.

>>10121505

Then I shan't tell you.

>>10121510

Yes, really. Those posters were pretty cute.

>> No.10121543

>>10121506
I've never once rolled on it.

>> No.10121544

>>10121532

Only if you cut the heresy and psyker powers shtick.

>> No.10121545

>>10121506

WHAT THE FUCK UP, ALIS.

>> No.10121550

>>10121506
You, my friend, have a wedding to perform.

Good luck, you'll probably need it.

>> No.10121553

>>10121550
Oh I'm free from having to do that shit... hells yaah

>> No.10121555

>>10121505
Yes, it has bought me great time. Normally the trials should have been over several days ago but whatever you did really slowed them down.

The other chapter is just a few hours away from Medusa. I should be having my AI reprogrammed tonight.

>> No.10121566

>>10121536
Excellent. All I ask is a simple favor from you, please don't ever change to look like the boss. I thought about it earlier, and it would reduce our productivity, vastly. I Don't want Slannesh to finally be able to literally fuck it's self...nothing would ever get done around here.

>> No.10121570

>>10121506
Ah.

Hello there, Alis.

>> No.10121580

>>10121555
Out-fucking-standing! Paperwork has always been the bane of Imperials, but it is a fierce weapon!

>> No.10121584

>>10121566

But Slaanesh's form is so fun! So many curves and ripples and protrusions...

>> No.10121588

>>10121566

WORD. ALSO. YOU'RE DOING MY WEDDING.

FUCK, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SNORT A NEBULA'S WORTH OF COCAINE FOR THAT.

>> No.10121592

>>10121544

......

>> No.10121593

THIS THREAD LACKS VIOLENCE

HOW ABOUT A BAR ROOM BRAWL

>> No.10121603

>>10121580
Indeed, if only we could somehow use that on our enemies

.

>> No.10121604

>>10121593

RAAAAAAAGH!
BARK BARK!

>> No.10121611

>>10121545
Not much, went out got drunk.

>>10121550
A wedding...oh wow, you may want to get the mortals to get behind wards(REALLY big wards, I have some AWFUL nasty side affects), I might actually have to fully manifest for this.

>> No.10121615

>>10121593
BRING IT ON KHARN!

>> No.10121618

>>10121604
WHAT THE FUCK

IS THAT A TINY... ME?

>> No.10121621

Yo Doom, can I be best man?

>> No.10121623

>>10121618

IT WAS DOING ME EARLIER.

FIGURATIVELY.

>> No.10121624

>>10121611

Nasty? Just how nasty?

>> No.10121630

>>10121592

Is that a yes?

>> No.10121633

>>10121621
MAYBE YOU COULD BE...

PEST MAN

>> No.10121640

>>10121603
Dump all the paperwork that was filed, filled out, or printed incorrectly on a planet filled with 'neshis? They're about perfection and all, they'd be at it for a long while, especially if we stored up.

>> No.10121644

>>10121264
source?

>> No.10121654

>>10121611
W-what kind of side effects?

>> No.10121656

>>10121618

WHO'RE YOU CALLING TINY? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS 'CAUSE I'M KIND OF A FAGGOT WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE!
ALSO, BARK BARK!

>> No.10121660

>>10121621

I FIGURED PLAGUE CHAMPION'D BE MY BEST DUDE.

HE IS MY BRO, AFTER ALL.

>> No.10121665

>>10121611
Is this when I leave? Only my shield has the hex wards...

>> No.10121677

>>10121656
WHAT HAPPENS IF I STEP ON THIS THING?

GIANT, EXPLOSIVE FIREBALL?

>> No.10121694

>looks at the impending brawl
>raises eyebrow

>> No.10121696

>>10121677

Actually, you'd likely impale your foot on my giant spikes.

>> No.10121698

>>10121624
Well spontaneous pregnancy for 100 mile radius, total loss of ALL inhibitions, horrid carnal cravings that can not be sated...Mortals clawing their own eyes out so that my image is the last memory they ever have. Mass suicides....there are some other ones too.

>> No.10121710

>>10121698

Impressive. I wish to see this one day.
Uh, I mean...
>sea urchin noises

>> No.10121716

>>10121660
Kay then, fair enough.

>> No.10121717

>>10121698

SOUNDS LIKE MY WEDDING, ALRIGHT.

>> No.10121718

>>10121698
DO THOSE AFFECT ME?

I'M MORTAL, BUT KHORNE HAS PUT SOMEKIND OF MARK ON ME THAT MAKES ME IMMUNE TO PSYCHIC STUFF

>> No.10121719

>>10121698
Ah good, no spontanious flesh appearances.

>> No.10121756

>>10121719

Weird as you looked with breasts, they were still nice breasts. I'm glad I took the images from that servo-skull.

>> No.10121758

>>10121718
Not psychic, I melt real space. localized warp rift+ pheromones. My psychic stuff is worse.

>> No.10121762

>>10121698

Count me out.

>> No.10121770

>POP

Oh god, how did I get here I am not good with teleporters.

>> No.10121774

>>10121762

WIMP.

>> No.10121777

>>10121756
WAIT WHAT?!

>> No.10121780

>>10121770

You may want to get away...

Greater daemons are everywhere. and one is Slaaneshi

>> No.10121782

>>10121770

HEY LOOK, A CONEHEAD.

C'MERE YOU.

>> No.10121793

Right, sorry about that! Had to go take care of some, uh, girl things.

What did I miss?

>> No.10121798

>>10121782
Hey, thats a nice bike you have there. Where did y-

>POP

>> No.10121800

>>10121770

This could be interesting.
OH NO LOOK DAEMONS! YOU'RE STILL IN THE WARP!

>>10121777

Hey, it's not like I'm going to pass them out.
Much.

>> No.10121818

>>10121800
Oh, COME ON. When Doomrider took naked pictures of me, they were all over the place in moments. Spill 'em.

>> No.10121819

>>10121793
Alis is performing the wedding ceremony for Doom and Zeeny.

>> No.10121821

>>10121800
You lie! I deleted all of the picts!

>> No.10121822

>>10121793
They want me to officiate a wedding, I may have to fully manifest...Remember what I told you about the hive world?

>> No.10121825

>>10121798

DAMNIT.

>> No.10121851

>>10121698
Oh. I should go then.

See ya.

>> No.10121860

... Now I think of it, it seems a bit weird to still call myself Tzeentch's Changeling.

>>10121818

Maybe later.
>Does not mention that the image limit has been reached.

>>10121821

You only deleted them in one skull.

>> No.10121869

What's happening in here?

>> No.10121882

>>10121860
Oh shit. There was more than one skull?!

>> No.10121888

>>10121869

I got hired by Slaanesh, people are asking for naked pics of female Bubbles, and there's going to be a daemonic wedding.
I think that's it.

>> No.10121893

>>10121851
In response to Ali's thing, I mean.

>> No.10121897

>>10121851
Awww. Bye~

>>10121819
Oh, oh, really? Can I be a bridesmaid?

>> No.10121909

Shenanigans

>> No.10121911

>>10121888

Not much for one of these threads, although the daemonic wedding sounds interesting.

>> No.10121928

>>10121882

There were, like, four. Look, what are you worried about? You had very nice breasts. It's almost flattery that I'd keep pictures of them, if you think about it.

>> No.10121930

>>10121825
>>10121080
Doom, Zeeny. Do you wish this ceremony to take place in the neutral ground of the covenant court? or the lands of Slaanesh?

>> No.10121943

>>10121930

MAKE IT AS SLAANESHI AS POSSIBLE FOR KICKS.

>> No.10121955

>POP

Hey, I've been here before! I wonder if the teleporter thingie has a memory of sorts.

Oh hey, there's that dude with the bike!

>> No.10121963

>>10121928
Well, I...I guess...

>> No.10121964

I g-Go awAY foR hALf a-an Hour t-TO e-Eat som_E orKs, a-And Look AT whA-whAt h-hAppens to t-This thRead. A mess, I'm t-TellINg you.

>> No.10121970

>>10121955

AHA, C'MERE YOU.

>> No.10121988

>>10121930
C-cEremonY? I a-aM q-Quite inteRested...

>> No.10122003

>>10121963

Yeah. It's not that bad, is it? I mean, I've already seen everything, it's not like having pictures of it is that much worse.

>> No.10122016

>>10121930

MAKE IT AS SLAANESHI AS POSSIBLE, BUT I DUNNO.

ASK ZEENY WHAT SHE WANTS.

>> No.10122019

>>10121970
I should be getting back to my craftworld, but i can't figure out this damn teleporter.

Can you help me?

>> No.10122025

>>10122003
It's just...embarassing is all...

>> No.10122037

>>10122019

I can help you! I'm a Warp Spider Exarch, after all. Come here for a moment, won't you?

>> No.10122051

>>10122019

..YES. HELP.

>> No.10122056

>>10122019

Hes going to drink your soul!
>waves scything talons around in panic

>> No.10122062

>>10122025

Bubbles, I was inside you. Honestly, looking at pictures of your breasts is several orders of severity below that.

>> No.10122074

>>10122037
Oh, thank Isha! I had no idea there was an exarch present!

I think the translocator of my teleporter is bu-

>POP

>> No.10122077

>>10122056

SHUT UP, DAMNIT.

>> No.10122082

>>10121988

MARRIAGE THINGAMAJIG, ZEEN.

>> No.10122085

>>10122077

>crosses claws
hehe

>> No.10122091

>>10122074

... Well fuck. I was gonna send him to an Imperial forgeworld. Oh well, he'll be back.

>> No.10122108

>>10122091

-I- WAS GOING TO EAT HIS SOULSTONE.

>> No.10122109

>>10122091
If he comes back I am going to make him into rings.

>> No.10122130

>>10122082
Oh! I, O-oh mY, I h-hAve to g-gEt reAdy! I n-nEed a Dr_ess! M-My hAir is a Total mess, lITerally! Oh d-dEAr, oH d_EaR!

>> No.10122132

>>10122109
>horrifiedtechmagos.jpg

>> No.10122136

>>10122108

Get your own Eldar, addict.

>> No.10122140

>>10122130
You'll need a bridesmaid as well, right?

>> No.10122142

>>10122136

I SAW HIM FIRST, FAGGOT.

>> No.10122152

>>10122140
D-dEfinaTely! OooH, wh-Who sHOuld I aSk? I d-dOn'T knOW a-aNyon_E!

>> No.10122153

OH SHIT. I NEED A TUX.

SOMEONE DRAW ME A TUX.

>> No.10122171

>>10122152
*Ah-hem*.

You know ME.

>> No.10122185

>>10122142

Yeah, but you eat Soulstones all the time. How often does an opportunity like this come along?

>> No.10122195

>>10122152

You could ask me!

>> No.10122199

>>10122185

I STILL CALLED DIBS.

DOUBLE DIBS.

>> No.10122203

>>10122132
The things you see today might do you real damage. I would understand if you want to find a safer location. I am about to plunge this area into the very heart of the warp. All reality shall unravel, the very essence of Slaanesh may manifest to merge Doom and Zeeny's true names....A greater Daemon in real space is like a slight rain, this will be like standing next to a tornado. I will be for all purposes a goddess, unbound.

>> No.10122211

>>10122199

NO, I CALLED DIBS! YOU'RE JUST AN IMPOSTOR!

>> No.10122219

I am curious as to what a daemonic wedding entails.

...am I invited?

>> No.10122231

>>10122171
Oh But-Bu-- R-RigHT! I k_nOW you..! ... You w-woN't sTArt anYthing, n-No? I k-Know h-hoW you liKe m-MAking a slight r-Ruckus.

>>10122195
... N-noT suRe if coMFortaBle w-wIth that.

>> No.10122233

>POP

Goddamit, why didn't I choose the path of the outcast?

Oh, here again. Last time i heard something about soul eating. What IS this place?

>> No.10122238

>>10122211

FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T SPELL IMPOSTER.

>> No.10122258

>>10122238

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO, IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT HIGH ENOUGH. YOUR COVER IS BLOWN, IMPOSTOR!

>> No.10122265

>>10122258

FUCK YOUR SHIT. WHAT VEHICLES DO I OWN?

>> No.10122284

>>10122265

WHAT VEHICLES DON'T I OWN?

>> No.10122296

>>10122284

..SNEAKY BASTARD.

LET'S FUCK.

>> No.10122302

I will make preparations as soon as you desire.

>> No.10122318

>>10122296

IS THIS ANOTHER TEST? IF IT IS, I PASS.

>> No.10122330

>>10122318

IT'S NOT A TEST. I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THE PHRASE 'GO FUCK YOURSELF'.

>> No.10122345

>>10122330

... CAN'T DO ANY HARM, I GUESS. THERE'D BETTER BE COCAINE INVOLVED, THOUGH.

>> No.10122348

>>10122318
>>10122296
>>10122284
>>10122265
>>10122258
>>10122238
S-sOmetiMes, I f-fOrget w-wHo I'm m-mArryiNg.

It's b-bEtter then.

>> No.10122360

>>10122203
Ah, well if I'm invited I'll have to find some wards.

And my good robes. Can I take notes?

>> No.10122362

>>10122348

I KNOW YOU LOVE ME REALLY.

>> No.10122367

Wait... there seem to be two of these Doomrider fellows. Which one is genuine?

Where... have i heard that name, too?

>> No.10122372

>>10122348

YOU'RE MARRYING ME, HONEYBUNCH.

>> No.10122384

>>10122348

Getting married to Doomrider must feel like living in a sitcom.

"I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE, BUT I WAS TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE!"

*laughtrack*

>> No.10122387

>>10122367

I'M THE REAL DOOMRIDER. DON'T LET THE OTHER GUY FOOL YOU.

>> No.10122389

>>10122372

I DON'T SAY HONEYBUNCH YOU FLAMING FAGGOT.

ALIS, SORT THIS FUCKING IMPOSTER OUT.

>> No.10122397

>>10122233

Someplace that's about to become a warpstorm...

thank Isha for this body's warp immunity
>keeps scything talons crossed

>> No.10122403

>>10122231
Of course I won't! I'll be perfect, on my BEST behavior!

And if anyone tries to wear a nicer dress than you, I'll tear them apart with my bare hands!

>> No.10122406

>>10122389

YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I'M FLAMING, LOOK AT MY FUCKING HEAD.

>> No.10122424

>>10122362
>>10122372
>>10122387
>>10122389
A-aM conFus.

>>10122384
>Snort

>>10122403
UhM, I d-DOn't TH_ink Y-yoU're g-getTing it...

>> No.10122431

>>10122360
If your brain can process the trauma. Do you have a portable Gellar field?

>> No.10122447

>>10122406

DAMNIT, STOP THIS SHIT. THE WARP SPIDER IS RIGHT OVER THERE, HAVE AT HIM, GODDAMNIT.

>> No.10122486

>>10122431
Yeah, it's with my good robes. I haven't used it since I went to another wedding a while back. Imperial of course, but I don't like to take risks when two high-level psykers get married.

Which I assume the principal is the same.

>> No.10122499

>>10122424
If television has taught me anything, it's that there is ALWAYS a fight at a wedding. It's traditional, I think.

>> No.10122502

>>10122486

CLOSE ENOUGH.

JUST A WHOLE LOT MORE DAEMONIC.

>> No.10122511

>>10122447

Hey, thanks. You're a real pal.

>>10122233

Hey, c'mere and let me show you how to fix your teleporter.

>> No.10122522

>>10122499
I thought it was after the wedding? When everyone's hammered?

>> No.10122543

>>10122499
W-wHy Are th-There two DoomRiders..? I'm s-Scared.

>> No.10122558

>>10122397
(you are about to be in the heart of the warp, there is no such thing as warp immunity, save lack of a soul. I am going to break reality HARD.... This basically entails taking two words or concepts, like hotdog and violet and making one synonymous with the other. A daemons true name is everything that it is or ever will be, I am going to merge them, this is a big deal.)

>> No.10122568

>>10122543

THERE AREN'T NOW, JUST THE REAL ONE.

>> No.10122572

>>10122543
One's a fake. The changeling does enjoy these pranks.

>> No.10122587

>>10122543

There are still two? Oh wow, that's weird.

>>10122522

Psst. Hey, Bubbles. Wanna sneak out during the ceremony and have some fun?

>> No.10122609

>>10122522
Sometimes before, sometimes after, whatever. All that matters is that there is one. Symbolises, uh, marital strife or something. If you can handle your wedding going to hell, you can handle anything.

>> No.10122623

>>10122558
Facinating...
*Taps away on dataslate.*

I also found my robes and gellar field, it was next to my ancient Terran Entertainment Holo-vids and my oils.

>> No.10122652

>>10122623

The oils. Bring your oils.

>> No.10122670

GOT MY TUX. WE DOING THIS SHIT?

>> No.10122687
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10122687

Ah, finally got that data
>pulses image through minds

>> No.10122713

>>10122687

How scandalous. Show me more.

>> No.10122718

>>10122670
I g-GUess t-this is, Uhm, iT.

... T-tRY not To k-kill AnyoNe.

>> No.10122731

>>10122718

I'LL TRY!

ALIS, YOU ALL UH.. READY AND SHIT?

>> No.10122769

>>10122687
>PRINTMIND
>SAVE TO RECORDS

>> No.10122771

>>10122713

I believe that is all, before a gaunt grabbed the servoskull and well.. skull fucked it

>> No.10122805

>>10122718
I won't, I won't! Come on, let's do this!

>> No.10122807

>>10122771
My rage is unfathomable.

>> No.10122819

JESUS FUCK AND SLAANESH RAPING A MILLION VIRGINS AT ONCE.

THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME. I NEED COKE.

>> No.10122852

>>10122819
W-wHat? N-NoW?!

>> No.10122854

>>10122771

That can't have felt nice for either party.

>> No.10122864

>>10122819

Snort me, snort me!

>> No.10122875

>>10122864

AJDFJTNGHDJRJGNDBABRJGN

>SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORT.

>> No.10122886

>>10122875

Oh dear

>> No.10122888

>>10122875

Haha! I'm inside you! You're such a faggot for letting a woman penetrate you!

>> No.10122898

>>10122852
You sure you want to marry Doom? You could do much better.

>> No.10122902

>>10122888

SHUT UP AND STAY QUIET WHILE I DIGEST YOU.

>> No.10122912

>>10122875
FfffffFFF_fFFFFFFfff-F_f-FFFFFFFFFFF--!

>> No.10122928

>>10122902

You just snorted my tentacle, you dense motherfucker.

>> No.10122930

>>10122912

RIGHT, I'M GOOD.

>DUSTS SELF DOWN

WHERE'S ALIS.

>> No.10122950

>>10122864

> Talking Pile of Coke

Doom hasn't had enough Acid to fall for that... At least, I don't think so.

>> No.10122957

AAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIS, WHERE AAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

>> No.10122963

>>10122930
>Shrug

S-sHe jUSt soRt of... wEnt aWAy.

>> No.10122971

>>10122963

ALIS IS MEANT TO BE DOING THE CEREMONY.

>> No.10122978

*Walks in whistling then stops*

...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING ON MY LAWN!?

>> No.10122983

I'll do the ceremony!

>> No.10122985

>>10122978

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE WARP.

>> No.10122990

Certainly.
> You are uncertain if the vague outline of Alistasia became more real, or if things around you have become less. The walls melt like wax, and you feel a very unsettling feeling as you become accustomed to you new surroundings. You stand on a circular disk held aloft by a statue carved in the form of an impossibly tall maiden. The idyllic lands of Slaanesh are arrayed far below you. Three dozen cherry trees line the edge of the disk with a carpet of rich purple fabrics as the wedding isle. Alistasia stands at the end of the carpet, six times the height of a man, her white skin marred only by swirling violet tattoos that move on their own accord. She wears a simple double slited skirt, of black fabric, small creatures play in its ebon folds. As you look harder you think they might be elder children, on closer inspection their glowing green eyes and fangs like deep sea fish betray the demonic taint. High above your head She holds a grand tome in her upper pair of arms, the lower pair splays out at her side, tipped with black lacquered blades as long as a battle tank. Head upraised Alistasia sings to the pink and purple hued heavens in a thousand voices. Her eyes burning like emeralds, golden tresses cascade down her back from between shapely platinum tipped horns.

Let us begin.

>> No.10122997

>>10122985
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!? I LIVE HERE!

>> No.10122998

>>10122990

I'M TRIPPING BALLS.

>> No.10123013

>>10122998

Shut up, this is sacred or some shit like that.

>> No.10123017

>>10122997
>>10122978

Are you the Berserker that I know? There are several different Berserkers traipsing about these threads.

>> No.10123019

>>10122998
... D-DiTto!

>> No.10123024

>>10122990
One thing I can say, daemons do love to make an entrance.

*Taps away on dataslate*

>> No.10123032

rolled 8, 10, 7 = 25

>>10122990

Time to goooo~
>rolling for teleport

>> No.10123035

>>10123017
METAL PISS POT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING PLANNING ON HAVING SLAANESH RAPE ME AGAIN!

>> No.10123052

rolled 98 = 98

>>10123032

See you guys la- >Poof

>> No.10123059

>>10123035

>METAL PISS POT!

Yep, it's you.

>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I just happened to be here when this started.

>YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING PLANNING ON HAVING SLAANESH RAPE ME AGAIN!

I didn't plan that!

...Well, the first time, anyway.

>> No.10123061

>>10123035
>>10123017
I think we can safely bet that it is the same berserker.

>> No.10123064

>>10123052

>poof
-ater

...

damnit

>> No.10123072

rolled 5, 6, 9 = 20

>>10123064

>Teleportan again

>> No.10123078

>>10123072

NAT 20 GO.

>> No.10123081

rolled 39 = 39

>>10123072
>failure, shit just got real

>> No.10123088

>>10123059
KHORNE DAMN IT! FIRST TERMIE RIPS OFF MY FLESH AND NOW THIS!

>>10123064
WHAT THE HELL? A TYRANID...HERE?

>> No.10123096

Are we beginning? Have we begun? Shouldn't there be, uh, vows being exchanged? Or something!

GET WITH THE PROGRAM, GUYS, THIS IS A WEDDING, NOT AN ORGY.

Eeeeee, I'm a Bridesmaid!

>> No.10123110

>>10123096
I-I'm s-sO nErvouS I c-cOuld huRl...

>> No.10123116

>>10123096

WE'RE WAITING FOR ALIS OH GOD THE ANTICIPATION.

>> No.10123122

>>10123096
YOU THERE! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?

>> No.10123123

>>10123096

Knowing Doomrider and myself, I think the possibility that it'll turn into an orgy is... Higher than average.

>> No.10123124

>>10123072
>9
Normally I'd freak, but I have my Gellar Field. Feels blessed man.

>> No.10123132

>>10123088

>KHORNE DAMN IT! FIRST TERMIE RIPS OFF MY FLESH AND NOW THIS!

Looks like you're a lot happier to see me than I you. It has been a long time, though, has it not?

>> No.10123137

>>10123124

I don't think Perils work the same way when we're in the Warp.

>> No.10123154

>>10123137

Perils of the Materium doesn't have the same ring, though.

>> No.10123157

>>10123110

YOU AND ME BOTH.

>> No.10123175

>>10123132
LONG TIME? I'VE BEEN IN THE WARP! IT SEEMS LIKE CENTURIES HAVE GONE BY!

WAIT A SECOND...DOOMRIDER IS GETTING MARRIED!? I THOUGHT THAT THE OLD FUCKER COULD NEVER SETTLE DOWN!

>> No.10123178

>>10123175

NEITHER DID HE.

>> No.10123195

>instant perils I guess :|
>Psychic Mirror - The psychic power targets the psyker himself.

Oh co-
>teleports away, taking a few meters of immaterium with herself

>> No.10123209

>>10123154

> Perils of the Materium

Suddenly, 50 confused Guardsmen appear.

>> No.10123215

WHERE DID ALIS GO.

>> No.10123218

>>10123175

>LONG TIME? I'VE BEEN IN THE WARP!

So have I, at least for some of the time.

>IT SEEMS LIKE CENTURIES HAVE GONE BY!

Non-linear time is a bitch, ain't it?

>> No.10123225

>Alistasia begins the prayer, she speaks in high demonic, a language of ideals more than words. In her voice you can hear a young girls first kiss, a bride reciting her vows, and a widow swearing that she would do it all again, over her husbands grave. As she continues, the outline of a building comes closer into view, you are unsure if the disk has moved, or if distance is immaterial. The grand palace of Slaanesh now stands behind her, a vast presence filling the air as Alistasia invokes the many names of her mistress.


Beloved guests, you how are witnessing this marriage, be forever blessed in the eyes of our lord. We gather in this holy grove to bind the exalted daemon prince Doomrider, and his love Tzeentchnette.

In the name of( the word spoken her is untranslatable, it is as close to the true name of Slaanesh as can be imagined, all facets of Pleasure, conjured in a single utterance.) We do bind these two entities.

From the beginning of time to the end of all things let no force or will brake what has been bound together on this day.

> Her words echo in your head, conjuring images of romance, fidelity, and desire.

>> No.10123249

>>10123225

>Fidelity
>Doomrider

Artful, but inaccurate.

>> No.10123257

>>10123249

SHUT UP DAMNIT.

>> No.10123270

>>10123225
T-T-TRipPin' b-bAlls!

>> No.10123285

>>10123225
*Tappa tappa tappa*

>> No.10123293

> She turns her gaze down to Doomrider, and his bride.

You may exchange vows if you desire.

>> No.10123297

WE HAD TO PREPARE VOWS?

>> No.10123299

>>10123257

You should concentrate on the wedding, buddy.

>> No.10123315

>>10123218
SAY, YOU LOVE DICKING AROUND WITH PEOPLES LIVES RIGHT. ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP ME ET VENGEANCE ON THE WALKING TIN CAN TERMINATOR?

>>10123293
>You may exchange vows if you desire.

KNOWING DOOMRIDER, IT'S GOING TO INVOLVE SNORTING COCAINE OFF OF HER.

>> No.10123328

I GOT SOMETHING.

>TURNS TO TZEENTCHNETTE

UH. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR.. TWO DAYS. I FEEL AS IF YOU HAVE BECOME A GREATER HIGH TO ME THAN ALL THE /COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE/ IN THE UNIVERSE.

YOU CONJURE MORE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD THAN THE MOST POWERFUL ACID.

AND UH. WHEN YOU'RE SAD IT PUTS ME ON A DOWNER WORSE THAN PCP.

THAT'S ALL I GOT.

>> No.10123356

>>10123328

HAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
>Snrk
PFFTAHAHAHA!

>> No.10123357

>>10123328
By your standards, that's genuinely touching!

I'm a Bridesmaid!

>> No.10123364

>>10123315

>SAY, YOU LOVE DICKING AROUND WITH PEOPLES LIVES RIGHT?

Depends on the person.

>ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET VENGEANCE ON THE WALKING TIN CAN TERMINATOR?

Terminator? Hell no. He's ripped me in half before, and that nearly ruined the flag on my helmet! That thing is priceless, I'll have you know; I won't risk it again.

>> No.10123391

>>10123364
AAARRGGGHHH!

*Throws helmet on ground in frustration, revealing me to be made of only bones and dust now*

>> No.10123393

> Behind you the burning pillars of Tzeentch's library fade into view. The palace of Slaanesh ahead, the Domain of Tzeentch behind. A sudden wash of fear cascading over all in attendance. You now stand at the crossroads of two domains.

>> No.10123412

>>10123393

Aw, hell. I think the big guy might be angry with me for telling Slaanesh about some of his secrets.

>> No.10123421

>>10123391

It looks like you...

*sunglasses*

Just got boned.

>> No.10123439

HOW WERE MY VOWS, DUDES?

>> No.10123445

>>10123421
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.10123450

>>10123328
I, Uh- -

I V-vOw t_O Al_waYs... b-Be heRe, iN mEtaphysiCal exTremeS, t-To N_neVer be t-Too fAr ouT of rEach, to c-CheriSh w-WHAt tiMe w-wE h_Ave togEther.

B-by MagiC anD f-Fire, I Vow t-That yoU aRe m-mY huSband, aNd m-May the Raven God e-exTinguish my B-bEing if I f-fAIl in my R-roLe as briDe.

>'T-tHAt s-soundeD w-wAy coRny...'

>> No.10123455

>>10123439

They kinda sucked.
Uh, I mean, great. They were really awesome and stuff, man.

>> No.10123473

>>10123393
RRRRRR, I DON'T LIKE BEING THIS CLOSE TO SLAANESH'S REALM!

>>10123421
*Facepalms so hard my skull shatters, only to have it form back together.*

>>10123445
SILENCE!

>>10123450
BETTER THEN DOOMRIDER'S.

THOUGH, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO BEST DOOMRIDER OUTSIDE OF A SNORTING CONTEST.

>> No.10123513

>>10123473

>*Facepalms so hard my skull shatters, only to have it form back together.*

I'd put on a trollface if I still had a face.

>RRRRRR,

You sound like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz when you do that.

>> No.10123520

>>10123450

>IT WAS ALL GOOD.

EEEH, THE SUSPENSE.

>> No.10123540

So far, Alis always appears moments after someone asks about her. So, uh. How's Alis doing?

>> No.10123564

>>10123513
AAHH, GO GET SUCKED UP A DUSTBUSTER!

>> No.10123608

>>10123564

Go on, sing some opera for the wedding! If you're good enough, you might earn some courage!

>> No.10123622

I invoke the name Amon'chkk'all.

> Three times three hunched figures carry a tome of unfeasible size. The chains and locks slithering away like snakes as Alistasia opens it. A smaller Keeper of Secrets materializes holding aloft a chalice, it bows on bended knee, as Alistasia reverently grasps it.

One drop of blood from each of you, if you please.

>She holds the cup before Doomrider, and Tzeentchnette.

>> No.10123636

>>10123608
BY KHORNE I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO HIT YOU WITH!

>> No.10123640

>>10123622

I don't have blood, I'm a boulder.

>> No.10123661

>>10123622
I d-DOn'T acTua_llY havE b-bLooD...

>Grabs in her flaming head, pulling out a clump of liquid warpfire and dumps it in the chalice.

((Have to skedaddle.))

>> No.10123663

>>10123640
HMMM

*Picks up boulder, throws at Rubric*

>> No.10123666

>>10123622

I HAVE BLOOD?

EH. LET'S FIND OUT.

>Doomrider pulls his throbbing daemon sword from its scabbard, baring his neck and running the pulsing edge along his scaly, pale throat, he catches a drop of warp-infused blood from the wound and shakes the blade, dropping the almost-aflame life force into the chalice.

THEEEEEERE WE GO.

>> No.10123713

>>10123663

DON'T DO THAT!

>> No.10123732

>>10123713
...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?

>> No.10123769

>>10123636

Once again, trollface.

>>10123663

A rock. How creative.

>>10123732

That's Changeling. He used to be of Tzeentch, but now he's of Slaanesh.

>> No.10123782

> Alistasia, dips a pen in the liquid and begins to Write in the book. Her corded muscle flexing as if she was fighting with the letters on the page. Burning script flows like water after the scars made by the pen. With a last bit of struggle she dots the end of the new word. A sound like a million thunderclaps rends the sky. A shock wave pulses out in all directions blasting the domain of Slaanesh and the Pillars of Tzeentch to faded memory....The disk floats alone now surrounded by a sea of stars, adrift in the vastness of the universe.

By the power invested in me by the four brothers, I declare you man and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

>> No.10123798

>>10123782

I DON'T HAVE LIPS.

>> No.10123836

>>10123769
>but now he's of Slaanesh

UUUAAARRARRAAARGH! I WILL BREAK IT'S BACK!

>> No.10123839

>>10123769

... 'He.' Yes.
Aren't you kind of sort of crushed now? I weigh several tonnes.

>> No.10123849

>>10123798
Bash your jaws against her face, then.

>> No.10123853

>>10123836

Boulders don't really have backs, buddy. Sorry.

>> No.10123864

>>10123849

THAT MAKES SENSE.

C'MERE ZEENY.

>> No.10123868

>>10123853
*Smashes pillar next to me*

YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME!

>> No.10123880

>>10123782
*Tappa tappa tappa*

>> No.10123887

>>10123839

>... 'He.' Yes.

I can't tell your gender.

>Aren't you kind of sort of crushed now? I weigh several tonnes.

A crushed foot doesn't stop me from talking, now does it?

>>10123868

It certainly won't stop your horrible grammar! Have you even heard of question marks?

>> No.10123922

>>10123868

Actually, yes.
Look, now I'm an octopus with boobs! Isn't that AWFUL?

>would post an image, but >>10121264

>> No.10123930

I HAVE TO SAY. I EXPECTED THIS WHOLE THING TO GO KAPLUNK MID-WAY THROUGH.

I'M SURPRISED WE MADE IT TO THE END.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING COKE, I'M GOING TO GET SO HIGH THAT THE PEOPLE IN THE NEXT GALAXY OVER WILL HEAR MY YELLING.

>> No.10123934

>>10123887

I'm female in my true form, despite the rumours.

>> No.10123964

>>10123934
I hope so...

>> No.10123968

>>10123887
ARGH! YOU'RE WORSE THEN ONE OF THOSE DAMN WORD BEARERS!

>>10123922
I HAVE LIVED FOR 10,000 YEARS AND WAS RAPED BY SLAANESH ITSELF!
A DAMN OCTOPUS WITH BREASTS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT!

>> No.10123974

>>10123968

DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY NOW?

>> No.10123983

>>10123968

10000? Pfft. Child.
Also, Slaanesh rape is small time.

>> No.10124010

>>10123964

Look, being boyish doesn't make me a boy. And even if I were, we did our business while I was female. Either way, you haven't had another guy apply your oils.

>> No.10124012

>>10123974
*Smashes your face with a metal chair*

>>10123983
>Also, Slaanesh rape is small time.

...have gotten into Doom's drug stash?

>> No.10124023

>Alistasia's form fades, and vaulted pillars grow like trees. You find yourself in the ruins of a ecclesiastical temple. Sunlight poring in through tall stained glass windows. Through broken doors you can see the green grass of an imperial world, although the long poles tipped with Slaanesh icons betray that perhaps not all is what it seems.

>> No.10124028

>>10124012

Nah, I'm just a Daemon. And Slaanesh rapes just about everyone, besides. Hell, he's even raped me.

>> No.10124070

>>10124023
AAARRGH! I CAN FEEL THE WHORE GOD'S POWER EVERYWHERE!

ERR, IT MAKES ME SICK!

>> No.10124071

>>10124023
Well that was interesting, that's indeed for sure.

>> No.10124081

>>10123968

>ARGH! YOU'RE WORSE THEN ONE OF THOSE DAMN WORD BEARERS!

Thank you, thank you; I'll be here all night.

>>10124028

She hasn't gotten around to most of the followers of Tzeentch, it seems.

>> No.10124108

>>10124071

Really? I wasn't paying attention for most of it.
Hey, wanna fuck?

>> No.10124140

*Starts puking up ashes.*

>> No.10124200

>>10124081

Nah, I think it's his long-term plan more than anything else. I'm sure he'll get to it eventually.

>> No.10124214

>>10124200

She seems to be taking her time in that regard.

>> No.10124233

>>10124214

There are a lot of people to go through, and it's not exactly his only plan.

>> No.10124255

>>10124233

Yeah, but she is a God, though.

>> No.10124296

>>10124255

Things take time.
Also, everyone left. Doomrider and Tzeentchnette are probably consummating (again), Bubbles is probably in stunned silence, the Berzerker is still vomiting, and Alis... I can't even guess.

>> No.10124332

(for those mortal atendents)

> Despite the beauty of your surroundings, the world seems much harsher than it once did. Everything seems sharp, and almost bladed, the smooth marble floor as rough as sandpaper. The colors are not as bright as you remember, and although a small breeze flows, the air is painfully stagnant. In your minds eye you can still see Alistasia, tall, powerful, and elegant, her voice more beautiful than anything you can imagine. You can not conceive of anything more perfect in all the universe. Denied her full presence you ache as the most wonderful thing in all of your short life has been cruelly stolen. Your soul crashes down into your gut as you realize that you are now truly forsaken by a harsh and unjust reality.

(Sorry, thats from the fluff, it is not psychic, Keepers really are the most perfect creatures in all of existence, next to Slaanesh.)

>> No.10124337

>>10124296

>Things take time.

The Warp doesn't have a linear version of time, but yeah, things do.

It looks like it's just us again, like yesterday/today's morning.

>> No.10124371

>>10124337

Or perhaps not.

>> No.10124400

>>10124371

Yeah, yeah, I managed to post a couple seconds after her.

>> No.10124457

>>10124400
Don't you just hate that?

>> No.10124472

Hmm we managed to get through it, and no one died. I am surprised.

>> No.10124491

>>10124457

It certainly is annoying, yes. Being stuck with Changeling yesterday/earlier today was a strange experience, to say the least.

>> No.10124504

>>10124472
Though I wish someone had.
*Continues to puke*

>> No.10124562

Ah, time for me to go, I need some rest after that.

>(Bonne nuit kids, I hope my cinematic wankery was at least entertaining.)

>> No.10124584

>>10124491

Ask Bubbles about how odd being stuck with me when I'm in a mood is.

>>10124562

'Night, Keeper.

>> No.10124604

>>10124584

Well, it's not as if you can have sex with me.

>> No.10124617

>>10124604

I didn't have sex with Bubbles. I just applied his oils for him.

>> No.10124647

>>10124617

Oh, you didn't? I should've been paying more attention earlier, but LPs don't watch themselves.

>> No.10124675

>>10124647

That abbreviation means several things. Please clarify.

>> No.10124726

>>10124675

Let's Play, specifically the new Majora's Mask one. I've never played the game before, and the guy running it ran some funny things.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3307728

>> No.10124745

>>10124726

Ah, yes. I like video LPs a bit better, personally. Lord Fancybucket is a very nice man.

>> No.10124753

>>10124745

That IS a video LP, though.

>> No.10124788

>>10124753

Ah. I think I'm going to watch one or two myself now...

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