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[ERROR] No.10049676 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Young upstart and a powermonger.

>> No.10053039

The problem I have always had with this picture is that it just looks like some crazy old guy trying to use a hammer to control his skull collection.

>> No.10053053

>>10053039
And doing an especially poor job, by the looks of it.

>> No.10053073

But it does look very cool. It's like he's riding the pile of flaming skulls.

>> No.10053077

He's standing on the back of a hunching daemon. It has a ton of skulls mounted on its back and shoulders.
He's about to smash it in the head.

>> No.10053079

CORPSES FOR THE CORPSE GOD

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

>> No.10053086

>>10053039
SERVO SKULL WHACK-A-MOLE.

CHERUBIM ARE DOUBLE POINTS.

>> No.10053100

>>10053039
Help control the skull population. Have your skulls spayed or neutered.

>> No.10053101

I know lets have a daemon hunters codex, but no show any daemons on the cover....What were they thinking.

Hows Stuff Khornette?

>> No.10053105

>>10053086
Oh wow... Now I want to go to Emperor Land.

>> No.10053136

>>10053077
You sure, is there more of the picture that I have never seen? Cuz it just looks like some flaming skulls (A common feature of 40k).

>> No.10053173

>>10053136
That fuzzy thing in the middle of the FLAMING SKULLS could be part of a daemon's back, but who knows.

I assume the gaping anus in the sky is supposed to be the Eye of Terror?

>> No.10053188

There's a good deal I don't un'erstand abaht ye rich folk an' yer passtimes.

>> No.10053193

>>10053173
Could just be a random warp storm, the actual eye of terror is fuck huge.

>> No.10053212

>>10053101
Not bad. Been laying low, really. Hoping the mess with Doom and Zeeny would all be sorted out when I poked my head out again.

You?

>> No.10053235

>>10053188
The nobles of the Imperium are a bizarre lot. It had to be made Imperial Law that cousins are legal because of them.

>> No.10053248

>>10053173
Nah, I think it's just a generic Daemonic manifestation. If he was that close to the Eye, he'd be a spawn right now.

>> No.10053256

>>10053212
It isn't?

>> No.10053296

>>10053212
Not bad, I got some trash talking toaster that call itself a pariah giving me grief. I guess most people just don't register that they are alive because I don't feel like killing them.

The Zeeny Doom thing is still headache inducing, I am guessing you know more than I do.

>> No.10053303

>>10053256
I don't know, hence 'hoping'. Last time I saw Zeeny, she denied all knowledge of what had happened, then vanished.

Also, sorry about vanishing so quickly. I don't know who you cajoled into summoning me, but they must have messed up somewhere.

>> No.10053355

>>10053303
Yeah, well, it was good to see you anyway.

>> No.10053395

>>10053303
Funny, last time I talked to her she hinted that it might be true. But I don't think we will be having any warpspawn, I made her realize that pregnancy was completely optional for her...and all Daemons for that matter.

>> No.10053415

I W-WANT M_ATERnAL L-LEAV_E!

>> No.10053421

>>10049676

I dont get it

>> No.10053456

PENIS.

>> No.10053461

>>10053415
Zeeny, you're a Daemon, you can pretty much do what you want. Doesn't Tzeentch have a huge library-maze thing? Go chill there, no-one'll find you if you don't want people sending you off to do...whatever you do.

>>10053395
Welp, looks like we know for sure now, at least.

>> No.10053482

>>10053415
No you don't, I will have no more of that talk from you young lady. I am putting my hoof down, you are not having a child with Doomrider.

>> No.10053491

>>10053415
So... you are pregnant?

You could hide out on Dusk. There are plenty or warp-creatures there anyway.

>> No.10053542

IT W-WIll N_eVeR h-HAvE a G-GooD fATheR..! W-WhO wIll T-EAch IT MAgI_C a-AnD fOoTbaLl?!

>> No.10053579

>>10053542
You can teach it magic! You'd be great at that!

And Football is a stupid game. No-one needs to play football.

>> No.10053580

>>10053542
We've actually been talking about that, and one of the things that we came up with is that we have a group of friends that all pitch in.

If you want, I mean.

>> No.10053598

>>10053579
Which football? American football or Rest of the World football?

Or bloodbowl?

>> No.10053605

H-hOw w_Ill I f-fEed an-aNd clothE it? I d-Don'T ev_en h-HAVe a jOb...

>> No.10053612

Always liked all your namefags. /tg/'s are the best. Hai frends.

>> No.10053617

I kinda hope =I= is the next codex ahead of Dark Eldar. A pure DH list, especially with just Grey Knights, is the weakest army in the game

Dark Eldar on the other hand, well a dude won 'Ard Boyz at my store with a Wych Cult list. I watched him ass rape Space Wolves and make Chaos Space Marines player quit in the middle of the game.

>> No.10053626

>>10053612
Hallo. What do, you?
>>10053605
Do creatures of the warp need to eat... or care about clothing? I've got some spare shirts and stuff if you need them...


Where'd Chemmie go?

>> No.10053642

>>10053598
All of the above.

Even Blood Bowl is pretty dumb. If you want to watch people killing each other, go watch a Gladiator pitfight. They're not hard to find.

>>10053605
Aforementioned magic might come in handy here.

>> No.10053677

I-Me-Us d-Don'T e_Ven k-KnoW anYgooD lullabiEs...

>> No.10053680

>>10053626
THINGS. I lurk between the spaces. I never draw attention to myself and things I go unnoticed. It allows me to act and watch from the shadows with impunity.

So in other words, I mostly lurk and never say anything memorable so I make up shit to try to look more sinister because it amuses me.

>> No.10053738

>>10053542
-_- Don't make me hold you in a fire of tzeentch till the slaanesh taint burns away. If you want a kid find someone else to father it, please, please don't have Doomrider's child.

>> No.10053745

>>10053677
Can't you just look some up?

Or, I guess you could go with Ali's idea.

>> No.10053760

>>10053738
H-He S_AID h-HE lOVe_S m-ME..!

>> No.10053789

>>10053760
Hey...
>>10053680
I've seen you around a few times, though. What's up?
>>10053677
I know plenty of prayers... Not sure if that will work?
>>10053642
Not so loud! There might be footballfags on /tg/. They're like orks, I swear.

>> No.10053797

>>10053760
Doomrider doesn't love anything other than his bike, the sound of his own voice, and maybe Slaanesh. Don't take it personally.

>> No.10053824

>>10053789
>>10053797
N-nOboDY lOV_es m-Me.

>> No.10053836

>>10053789
All good in the hood, spanky.

I see that I am known, but not known. This is good. All according to plan.

>> No.10053838

>>10053760
Doom is incapable of love...Well he loves his bike, but not in the emotionally supporting non-rapeing kind of way.

>> No.10053858

>>10053824
Now, that's just not true at all.

>>10053789
There's a difference between the two? Other than skin colour, at least.

>> No.10053936

>>10053858
I'm pretty one of them is more hygienic.
>>10053824
That's not true!

>> No.10053971

Listen, I need to go but I'll be right back!

>> No.10053992

>>10053858
>>10053936
W-Who c-OulD pOssIBly l-LOvE a c-Conspiring, j-JealoUS, intAngIablE m-mOprhIng p-pIle of s-sEcrEts s-Such as mE..? N-nOboDy.

A-ANd noBOdy w-WIll Ever Lo-lOVe m-mY chIld, n-NoT e-even m-Me. H-How C_ould THey? I-i-it'S jUst n_oT l-loGicAL. I-iT'd be a Lie! A s_Ham!

>> No.10054008

>>10053824
Define love....Khornette, and I are interested in your happiness and well being. I have no want to be intimate with you, but I do care for you in my own maternal way.

>> No.10054051

>>10053992
Yea, and who could love a manic-depressive, homocidal, self-harming pile of neurosis and trust issues like myself? And yet, people still do. Logic is pretty meaningless, really.

>> No.10054053

>>10053992
A conspiring. Jealous, morphing pile of secrets....Sounds like me. I like me, So I can like you too.

>> No.10054056

I wish I had love too.

>> No.10054108

T-tHEy'd m_akE f-fun of IT.

N-Not A singlE dAy i-In s-SchooL wiTHout bEIng r-rIdiculEd.

>> No.10054118

>>10054108
Wait, wait, hang on a moment. You go to school?

>> No.10054155

If roleplaying, chatting and other faggotry doesn't cease, the thread will.

>> No.10054163

>>10054108
School?
The little gears in my skull are starting to point in the "fuck you Tzeentch" direction.

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