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Young upstart and a powermonger.

>> No.10053039

The problem I have always had with this picture is that it just looks like some crazy old guy trying to use a hammer to control his skull collection.

>> No.10053053

And doing an especially poor job, by the looks of it.

>> No.10053073

But it does look very cool. It's like he's riding the pile of flaming skulls.

>> No.10053077

He's standing on the back of a hunching daemon. It has a ton of skulls mounted on its back and shoulders.
He's about to smash it in the head.

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>> No.10053100

Help control the skull population. Have your skulls spayed or neutered.

>> No.10053101

I know lets have a daemon hunters codex, but no show any daemons on the cover....What were they thinking.

Hows Stuff Khornette?

>> No.10053105

Oh wow... Now I want to go to Emperor Land.

>> No.10053136

You sure, is there more of the picture that I have never seen? Cuz it just looks like some flaming skulls (A common feature of 40k).

>> No.10053173

That fuzzy thing in the middle of the FLAMING SKULLS could be part of a daemon's back, but who knows.

I assume the gaping anus in the sky is supposed to be the Eye of Terror?

>> No.10053188

There's a good deal I don't un'erstand abaht ye rich folk an' yer passtimes.

>> No.10053193

Could just be a random warp storm, the actual eye of terror is fuck huge.

>> No.10053212

Not bad. Been laying low, really. Hoping the mess with Doom and Zeeny would all be sorted out when I poked my head out again.


>> No.10053235

The nobles of the Imperium are a bizarre lot. It had to be made Imperial Law that cousins are legal because of them.

>> No.10053248

Nah, I think it's just a generic Daemonic manifestation. If he was that close to the Eye, he'd be a spawn right now.

>> No.10053256

It isn't?

>> No.10053296

Not bad, I got some trash talking toaster that call itself a pariah giving me grief. I guess most people just don't register that they are alive because I don't feel like killing them.

The Zeeny Doom thing is still headache inducing, I am guessing you know more than I do.

>> No.10053303

I don't know, hence 'hoping'. Last time I saw Zeeny, she denied all knowledge of what had happened, then vanished.

Also, sorry about vanishing so quickly. I don't know who you cajoled into summoning me, but they must have messed up somewhere.

>> No.10053355

Yeah, well, it was good to see you anyway.

>> No.10053395

Funny, last time I talked to her she hinted that it might be true. But I don't think we will be having any warpspawn, I made her realize that pregnancy was completely optional for her...and all Daemons for that matter.

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I dont get it

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>> No.10053461

Zeeny, you're a Daemon, you can pretty much do what you want. Doesn't Tzeentch have a huge library-maze thing? Go chill there, no-one'll find you if you don't want people sending you off to do...whatever you do.

Welp, looks like we know for sure now, at least.

>> No.10053482

No you don't, I will have no more of that talk from you young lady. I am putting my hoof down, you are not having a child with Doomrider.

>> No.10053491

So... you are pregnant?

You could hide out on Dusk. There are plenty or warp-creatures there anyway.

>> No.10053542

IT W-WIll N_eVeR h-HAvE a G-GooD fATheR..! W-WhO wIll T-EAch IT MAgI_C a-AnD fOoTbaLl?!

>> No.10053579

You can teach it magic! You'd be great at that!

And Football is a stupid game. No-one needs to play football.

>> No.10053580

We've actually been talking about that, and one of the things that we came up with is that we have a group of friends that all pitch in.

If you want, I mean.

>> No.10053598

Which football? American football or Rest of the World football?

Or bloodbowl?

>> No.10053605

H-hOw w_Ill I f-fEed an-aNd clothE it? I d-Don'T ev_en h-HAVe a jOb...

>> No.10053612

Always liked all your namefags. /tg/'s are the best. Hai frends.

>> No.10053617

I kinda hope =I= is the next codex ahead of Dark Eldar. A pure DH list, especially with just Grey Knights, is the weakest army in the game

Dark Eldar on the other hand, well a dude won 'Ard Boyz at my store with a Wych Cult list. I watched him ass rape Space Wolves and make Chaos Space Marines player quit in the middle of the game.

>> No.10053626

Hallo. What do, you?
Do creatures of the warp need to eat... or care about clothing? I've got some spare shirts and stuff if you need them...

Where'd Chemmie go?

>> No.10053642

All of the above.

Even Blood Bowl is pretty dumb. If you want to watch people killing each other, go watch a Gladiator pitfight. They're not hard to find.

Aforementioned magic might come in handy here.

>> No.10053677

I-Me-Us d-Don'T e_Ven k-KnoW anYgooD lullabiEs...

>> No.10053680

THINGS. I lurk between the spaces. I never draw attention to myself and things I go unnoticed. It allows me to act and watch from the shadows with impunity.

So in other words, I mostly lurk and never say anything memorable so I make up shit to try to look more sinister because it amuses me.

>> No.10053738

-_- Don't make me hold you in a fire of tzeentch till the slaanesh taint burns away. If you want a kid find someone else to father it, please, please don't have Doomrider's child.

>> No.10053745

Can't you just look some up?

Or, I guess you could go with Ali's idea.

>> No.10053760

H-He S_AID h-HE lOVe_S m-ME..!

>> No.10053789

I've seen you around a few times, though. What's up?
I know plenty of prayers... Not sure if that will work?
Not so loud! There might be footballfags on /tg/. They're like orks, I swear.

>> No.10053797

Doomrider doesn't love anything other than his bike, the sound of his own voice, and maybe Slaanesh. Don't take it personally.

>> No.10053824

N-nOboDY lOV_es m-Me.

>> No.10053836

All good in the hood, spanky.

I see that I am known, but not known. This is good. All according to plan.

>> No.10053838

Doom is incapable of love...Well he loves his bike, but not in the emotionally supporting non-rapeing kind of way.

>> No.10053858

Now, that's just not true at all.

There's a difference between the two? Other than skin colour, at least.

>> No.10053936

I'm pretty one of them is more hygienic.
That's not true!

>> No.10053971

Listen, I need to go but I'll be right back!

>> No.10053992

W-Who c-OulD pOssIBly l-LOvE a c-Conspiring, j-JealoUS, intAngIablE m-mOprhIng p-pIle of s-sEcrEts s-Such as mE..? N-nOboDy.

A-ANd noBOdy w-WIll Ever Lo-lOVe m-mY chIld, n-NoT e-even m-Me. H-How C_ould THey? I-i-it'S jUst n_oT l-loGicAL. I-iT'd be a Lie! A s_Ham!

>> No.10054008

Define love....Khornette, and I are interested in your happiness and well being. I have no want to be intimate with you, but I do care for you in my own maternal way.

>> No.10054051

Yea, and who could love a manic-depressive, homocidal, self-harming pile of neurosis and trust issues like myself? And yet, people still do. Logic is pretty meaningless, really.

>> No.10054053

A conspiring. Jealous, morphing pile of secrets....Sounds like me. I like me, So I can like you too.

>> No.10054056

I wish I had love too.

>> No.10054108

T-tHEy'd m_akE f-fun of IT.

N-Not A singlE dAy i-In s-SchooL wiTHout bEIng r-rIdiculEd.

>> No.10054118

Wait, wait, hang on a moment. You go to school?

>> No.10054155

If roleplaying, chatting and other faggotry doesn't cease, the thread will.

>> No.10054163

The little gears in my skull are starting to point in the "fuck you Tzeentch" direction.

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